#THE ANT QUEEN IS BACK

[blimbo-buddy]

It's not actually that hard to not make a female character's entire arc about motherhood or being guy characters' love interests or what have you I think you guys just need to become better writers

[susie-dreemurr]

Why did the world deny us such beautiful yuri?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

just here to say that I loveee the way you have doodled jin ling. squeaky toy golden boy. the most nephew to ever nephew. thank you for delightful comics, that's all, mwah

I simply think the Jin DNA is full of lil guy potential; like sugar ants on a peony B*)

[mikka-minns]

Sareena and Noob are saying bye to Hanzo when he leaves for earthrealm to help Someone out

Noob: i swear, that costume is so over the top...But it looks familiar.

Sareena: i mean, he only recently started dressing like that. Its to impress Someone.

Noob: You think so?

Sareena: i know so. He is trying to impress some "Kuai Liang" who is a total nerd and likes batman comics and shit so that's why he's dressed like a cosplayer. I read his diary.

Noob:

Sareena: u good, babe?

Noob: Sareena, please hold me back cuz otherwise im gonna act unwise.

[forbiddentaako]

got hit with the urge to make a sinner version of lazirus

[dykedvonte]

Sozo always mentions his family whether it be genuinely questioning where they are or how they are gone and every time it reminds me that he is an ant, an extremely social and colony based species.

How lonely it must feel, even with his mind and body overtaken by the cordyceps, to be the only one to be left behind or forgotten about.

[hmm-ctrl]

moons revenge

(also bonus concept things just cuz i was messing around)

[kabra-malvada]

Core OC "A.N.T."

They're the head of Aperture Science's security, made by Glados herself. After the events of portal 2 Glados made them as a last security measure to prevent something like Wheatley taking over from ever happening again. She designed them specifically to hate Wheatley on a personal level so that if he were to ever set foot on the facility he'd be hunt down.

They have a big ego, being created by Glados of all people made them have a superiority complex. Even so they don't take their job too seriously, their main objective is to find any possible security breaches and fixt/prevent them but they get distracted easily.

Because of this they evade most of the other bots in the facility, except for turrets, they have a soft sot for them. They also love bugs, will adopt any they're able to find. They have build in gun in their arm for stopping any direct treat they might encounter.

They're a big Gossiper, being connected to all the cameras in the facility they know everyone's dirty secrets and will use them against them if necesary.

They're just a lil guy, a jerky lil guy :3

Closeups under the cut!

They've been spinning in my brain constantly

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

don't want to declare victory for the war on ants quite yet but i think i did win a battle...

[janeelyakiri]

Teeni trying to enjoy that 18+ fic

But ants... :C

[chainsawgirlfriend]

Playing ClanGen and my cats are breeding out of fucking control and it's stressing all of the medicine cats out. I'm now trying to gaymarry as many cats as possible as a form of birth control.

[nightguide]

autistics taking over the world by thought reduction: you're too lazy Hollywood to SAVE MATT DAMON (and now they're all conspiracy theorists.. uh oh)

that but like they're now animated to think twice as fast as you do by literally living their lives (the plot hole for Hole in the wall irl)

west end vs broadway

now give us back Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway controversy (nobody won Andy Peters prize of a giveaway which ends with a Sunday dream) so you would have intuitively talked to Ant and Dec about the Glee cast and they were in on it like no other gameshow existed but primarily working for the government at the same time. get a break now cuz you're all going on a takeaway getaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[platoniclace]

I am living for this comic

etude 9

NEW GAME | LOAD | CONTINUE?

main: @pluviatrix

[13thpythagoras]

the reality of the situation is, the meaning of life and all, we’re living in the ants’ world, by weight there are more ants here on earth than any other animal, by a lot. Not even close. And what are we to ants? FFn gods basically. We’re in ant heaven just rockin out or something so put that in your pipe and smoke it perhaps put that in your salad and toss it, put that in the ole (ok I’ll stop)

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Exfil thoughts with the 141

Soap: British people are like ants.

Ghost: How so?

Soap: The weird loyalty to the queen, innate instinct to line up…

Price, nodding: Love for crumbly pastries.

Soap: They take things that aren’t theirs back to their colony.

Gaz: But we can’t lift up to 5,000 times our own weight.

Ghost: Why are you so sure?

Soap: Because then the pyramids would be in the british museum.

[ventique18]

Do you think when Malleus gets his annual physical health exam, they make him transform back into a dragon so they could get accurate readings.

"Mr. Draconia, you're only 19852 kilograms while your ideal is 20000. You're a bit underweight. Is there a reason why you've been eating less recently?"

He couldn't admit that he'd been eating 🌸's ant-sized commoner meals recently instead of his usual three platefuls of pure protein and some smattering of his dietician's suggested veggie amount.

Also if he goes to Mr. Zigvolt for his dental appointment, does the guy need to venture through his mouth like he's inspecting a cave? How do doctors get his X-ray? I have so many questions.

🐉: "Did you know that dragons can grow their teeth back no matter how many times we lose them?"

🌸: "Really?! Why is your body so convenient... Oh but why do you go to the dentist though?"

🐉: "While it's true that our teeth grow back, it's actually rather inconvenient to lose one. Can you imagine, a prince or a queen addressing the nation with a missing tooth in front? How embarrassing would that be? So we take good care of our teeth anyway."

🌸: "Oh yeah, that makes sense."