#THE ANSWER IS NO

[corvidmellow]

IS THIS FUNNY? CHAT AM I FUNNY?

don't answer that

[martiniluvr]

18+ minors dni

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

bartender!dick grayson who spots you leaning against the bar one night in a tantalising red dress, trying to shrug off some drunk loser who keeps insisting you let him buy you a drink. dick steps in to suggest that maybe the guy’s had enough for one night, and it’s time to head home. he pauses there, but his eyes finish the sentiment—leave, or I’ll make you.

bartender!dick grayson who gets to chatting with you once the asshole’s gone, quickly realising you two have some pretty serious chemistry. he offers to make you a dirty vodka martini, claiming it’s his specialty. “it’s on the house,” he promises with a wink.

bartender!dick grayson whose eyes darken slightly as he watches your lips tease the rim of the glass, barely noticing the way you’re staring at his black t-shirt pulled taut over his muscular frame. your skin is hot, and you don’t think it’s from the vodka. he tells you he’s off at 11:30, a suggestive smirk on his face.

bartender!dick grayson who leaves sloppy kisses down your neck as soon as you’re through his apartment door. his large hands roam your body and squeeze the soft flesh of your ass, holding you flush against his muscular torso.

bartender!dick grayson who has your legs around his head within minutes of getting you sprawled out on his bed, your pretty red dress crumpled up around your waist as he devours your needy cunt with all the ferocity of a starved lion.

bartender!dick grayson who turns you over to fuck you from behind, just so he can watch your glossy pussy grip his cock like a vice as he pulls out of you slowly, before sinking back into you hard. he groans at the filthy sounds you make for him, gripping your hips to ground himself.

bartender!dick grayson who gives you the best orgasm you’ve ever had, even though you’ve known him for less than three hours. he talks you through it as you tremble around his length, his tone almost cocky—“fuck, look at you, sweetheart. feels good, doesn’t it? all for me, huh?”

bartender!dick grayson who grits his teeth as he pulls out of you to cum over your pretty ass, knowing he’d much rather fill you up and watch you drip instead. maybe next time, he tells himself with a smirk, knowing you’ll be back again for more.

[varpusvaras]

The absolute funniest thing that could ever happen is Ra's Al Ghul, receiving Jason, the son of the Bat, the one who was well regarded for being extremely intelligent and the world's quickest learner in absolutely everything, from science to the arts to sports to combat, on top of being known as a nice and polite young boy who has a soft spot for those who are weaker, and going "hell yeah free grandson"

[seaofdaydreams]

Dad!Batstarion snacc, he attacc, but most importantly, he protecc!!

Is the meme too old? Have I dated myself??

…

Whatever, if this gave you diabetes/cavities, my goal has been accomplished. 😈

[ahecen]

percy got jealous over annabeth staring at gregory peck (gorgeous movie star) for a little too long and over her calling ganymede (whose whole thing is being gorgeous) beautiful.

and you're telling me he'd be fine with someone giving the same attention to annabeth??

[jedi-enthusiasm-blog]

Jedi: *start training when they're fourteen at the earliest, don't have solo missions until they have several years of training in their shoulders and are Knighted/become socially adults in their early twenties*

SW Fandom: They indoctrinate babies and use them as child soldiers 🤬!

Mandalorians: *they actually indoctrinate babies into their culture after killing their parents, and finish training them at thirteen*

SW Fandom: They adopt and protect children 😍

JA series has the aging out at thirteen thing, but considering Ahsoka was asigned to Anakin at fourteen and he thought she was too young, that shows have canonity priority over everything but the movies, aging out at thirteen is not canon. Ahsoka in TCW is the same age Padmé is in TPM. The Jedi are unironically the ones who take child protection the most seriously in the GFFA.

Mandalorians take their children into warzones to train them at eight years old, and are considered adults at thirteen. This is in the Karen Traviss worldbuilding, which I'm sure most of us despise, but it has yet to be contradicted by new movies, shows or even books, so unfortunately it's still canon.

[lorzoth]

can i draw something thats not these two

[sleepiestoken]

is everyone like.. doing well

[finndoesntwantthis]

“Jay white historically has had Hangman’s number” and yet has he taken Hanger on a date? Has he sent adorable good morning texts ? Has he made sweet sweet love to him under the moonlight ?

[ieatmicroplastic]

The twink’s handler had to draw the line somewhere

I made this on instagram forgive the formatting

[6-atlas-6]

Blake who wishes magic never existed.

Blake who notices seers being the most self absorbed magic users and getting irrationally angry because he hates himself for being one.

Blake who struggled in whatever magical school he went to because his classes were never geared towards his magic type.

Blake who would lie in bed at night and curse whatever higher power that was out there for making him the way that he was, that everyone else seemed to view their magic as a gift but his was nothing but a curse.

Blake who has never bothered to see his own death because he saw his best friends, and that might as well have been his own.

Blake who has, deep down, always wished his best friend could just accept him for how he is.

Blake who, despite that, will only ever blame himself because his best friend could never do anything wrong. They were perfect, and he would always be stained with the memory of his best friend telling him that he needed to hide himself to be loved.

He would always be wrong. Covering dirt with beautiful flowers doesn't make what lies underneath any cleaner.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Blood Test Came Back I Am Full Of Blood

KARKAT: IS IT YOUR BLOOD?

KANAYA: Finders Keepers

[021894s]

will i ever shut up about this

[modmad]

Much importance; how good would RGB be at baking. Theoretically. Should know for science

no

[skyward-floored]

Here’s my off-the-wall theory of the update:

(All images via @linkeduniverse)

So Sky can’t sense the portal with the Master Sword anymore. He could earlier, so what’s up? It could be any number of things, but here’s the weirdest one I thought of.

Dink made the portal a temporary one, one that would only last a certain number of hours, so that the Links couldn’t follow him. He probably expected Twilight to be laid up a little longer, so he thought it being open a bit longer (long enough for the mailman to go through, and Sky to find), wouldn’t be an issue. Yet they’re still a bit too late.

But if the portal’s gone, then what did Wolfie find here?

The boring explanation is he just found the mailman’s scent, and they’re going to follow that. (Or the portal is actually still there, and Twilight can smell/sense it).

The interesting (insane) explanation is that Twilight found a scent he didn’t recognize, figured it had to do with the portal, and is alerting the others to it, they’re going to follow the scent up to where the portal used to be, and find... *drumroll*

One of the two mystery banner Links!!!