#THE ANEMONE BRO THE ANEMONE

[dinopepitah]

The female urge to fall in love with THE MOST RANDOM SHIT EVER

[bibbysstuff]

rare sight

[starfishir]

Trying a difference style to draw the blorbos

I’d like to imagine that Kinito would be smaller than Sam and Jade (similar to their irl inspo and cuz his sprite is very smol) and he doesn’t have a mouth either

[clownmfxx]

got a angsty axolotl for yall

+ og neet toe

[sphynxyz]

hi tumblr

i blame this on society because WHERE ARE THE SAM X READERS 😡😡😡

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Chapter two is up. Hope you like it!

[1-aussiedollar]

[realmflora]

i don't think killing sakura would really work... adi is a bit of a bleeding heart, so murder might agitate them.

(i'm on the side of chaos and pot-stirrers :D )

"I have to wait and see what they say first. I didn't think they'd actually say everything..."

[fernsreblogs]

THESE DESIGNS ARE SO CUTE IM SCREAMING AND THROWING UP???????? nothing else to say just omfg op this art is so cute i love your art style so much more sam and jade fanart needs to be real i need more of them

I really like this, it's kinda cute and wholesome :)

[rottenzombrainz]

Tokyo Debunker; silly headcanons for each ghoul!

Just little silly traits for each ghoul. They're not meant to be good or bad, just silly!! :3

Frostheim

Jin Kamurai - Jin has a one-of-a-kind limited edition Hello Kitty lighter with a pink flame.

Tohma Ishibashi - Tohma's the type of guy to say "it's a quarter to one" "it's half past nine" "It's three eigths past six" etc.

Lucas Errant - Luca has absolutely no grasp on satire. Like, imagine Kaito showing him one of those "blink if you need help" videos and Luca is just like "Kaito?!? Why are you laughing?!? This person needs help!!"

Kaito Fuji - Kaito unironically likes "I'm 14 and this is deep" content.

Vagastorm

Alan Mido - Alan wears the same Halloween costume every year. Every single year. If it gets damaged or doesn't fit anymore, he just buys a new one that's the exact same.

Shohei Haizono - Sho would be really into collecting designer shoes. Bro probably has an entire wall of fancy basketball shoes.

Leo Kurosagi - Leo will just randomly say "*sucks teeth* Don't worry I'll edit it out in post" during normal conversation. You'll never know if he's actually recording or not

Jabberwock

Haru Sagara - This is already kinda canon, but Haru definitely falls for any and all scams. He probably buys things like dehydrated water and a treadmill even tho he's running around Jabberwock all fucking day.

Towa Otonashi - Towa loves gnarp gnarp alien cat videos. He loves them. immensely.

Ren Shiranami - I feel like Ren would have a really hard time pronouncing certain words like "anomalous" and "anemone" (just like me fr)

Sinostra

Taiga Hoshibami - Taiga would really easily fall down YouTube rabbit holes. Like he'd start off with watching a firearm review or something... and two hours later he's seventeen parts deep into SpongeBob conspiracy theories

Romeo Lucci - Romeo is deathly afraid of piss. human piss, animal piss, dirt ( he thinks it's all just worm poop...which it kinda is).

Ritsu Shinjo - Ritsu is one of those people who can't sleep if there is a single spec of light.

Hotarubi

Subaru Kagami - I feel like Subaru would have one mobile game on his phone that he's reached level 844 on or something. Something like a word puzzle or match three game.

Haku Kusanagi - Haku fucking loves cunty scene crunkcore music. S3R3L, Millionaires, 3OH!3. Inside, he's just a pretty rave girl.

Zenji Kotodama - Whenever he plays online games, Zenji would mistake NPCs for real people. I feel like he'd also say "thank you!!" to virtual assistants too.

Obscuary

Edward Hart - Ed would fucking love those Tiktok videos with the TV show clips and subway surfers gameplay at the bottom.

Rui Mizuki - Rui has an uncanny obsession with the Sims 4. He has all the dlcs, an entire hardrive of mods, hundreds of save files, and is a top creator on the Sims 4 Gallery

Lyca Colt - I think it'd be really funny if Lyca had a pollen allergy. Especially since Obscuary is full of plants.

Mortkranken

Yuri Isami - Yuri is incredibly bad at ice skating and roller skating. He always falls on his ass, bruises something, takes a bad fall, etc. Which is the real reason he hates going to Frostheim!!! /j

Jiro Kirisaki - I feel like Jiro has one thing that he just absolutely loves that isn't medicine. a special interest, one might say... And it's probably the most niche thing ever too. Like sea cucumbers. imagine - he just fucking loves sea cucumbers. You're getting your health checkup and you ask him "read any good books recently?" and he's like "Yeah, I read this book on sea cucumbers the other day" and then you just have to listen to him talk about sea cucumbers for the next 20 minutes.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

nothing shady or suspicious about these gentlemen, nope.

***Episode of Octavinelle manga spoilers under the cut!!***

Yup. Tooootally normal. Would definitely make a deal with these honest, well-meaning businessmen 😇 Surely they won't scam us out of house and home...

shbfiydfpiaafuofapeefi Love that the Tweels are allowed to be Mean here too 🤡 Floyd just. Casually grabbing people by the anemone... when it's clear that's going to hurt them... Bro does NOT give a fuck... adfkhgaofevygqegoibybfIPBY13T769 asdhbodyqvwf8yogtt32vyfeibohq)DOVY8yff8vyfvwVO aND DO i J Jnneee D TO SAYDABSKNFAJ;OBS SANYHTING ABOUT J WORD WTHER E.... . . . . .. .... . . .. ........ .. . . .. . . . . JUDT SLOOKA T HKIMG .[W,[OIJHQET803T7G9HAFADGIYOAFIYAOIFBS SEBHUGFVAEIYOGYP9FFAI I WAS LITERLALYK EATINGF WHEN I FIFRST SAW THAT JW ROD FACE AND I CHOKED AN d D SPAT UP MY BEANS OTL

Side note: Technically not related to the Octratrio, BUT THE MANGAKA POPPED OFF ON L*ONA'S HAIR HERE, THAT'S SO GORGEOUS 😭 And?????? He looks so inspirational... like he's got a spark of renewed hope in him... (Jack being all starry-eyed over here is so relatable!)

[scrollwyrm]

SeaWing Royals HeadCanon:

Auklet should look EXACTLY like Gill. I want Coral to look at her and see a ghost.

Also I think she should be largely raised by Anemone, who should go back to the Sea Kingdom to make sure Coral doesn’t ruin Auklet.

Gill had dark brown scales as well as light green underscales, like a turtle.

Tsunami looks a lot like Gill too. I also draw her with yellow highlights to remind everyone that she’s Gill’s daughter more than Coral’s.

Coral knew that Blister and Whirlpool were liars and actually hated her. She just BADLY needed their constant attention and validation after Gill’s death.

Orca was about to escape the Sea Kingdom and Coral’s weird way of raising her, when she discovered her animus magic. She thought she could save the tribe from Coral, so she challenged her way before she was ready. She never wanted to rule the kingdom.

Turtle is biromantic asexual (source: trust me bro.)

Gill just wanted peace, and was kind of a pushover. Resisting Scarlet took a lot out of him.

Gill recognised Tsunami’s wing patterns. He knew who he was and who she was for just a second before he died and he felt awful.

Scarlet also knew that they were father and daughter, and wanted to get Tsunami killed as soon as possible to avoid Tsunami taking over her tribe and removing the SeaWing from the war. She loved the idea of an insane Gill killing Tsunami.

[bibbysstuff]

C..can anthro Sam pretty please give me a piggy back ride.. idk he just seems like the type of guy.. I love your art btw your doodles are so sweet and make me very happy

[piratefalls]

welcome back to the latest edition of biweekly fic recs! as always, mind the tags, if you can't leave a nice comment don't leave one at all, and happy reading!

masterlist.

There's No Problem That San Diego Can't Solve by @historicallysam

Alex doesn’t even bother knocking; he simply twists the knob on the door and shoves it open. His eyes narrow as the door bangs against the wall and he sees Henry on the phone. Maybe (definitely) it’s rude but his blood is fucking boiling so he doesn’t really care.

All the Ocean was Sleeping by @sparklepocalypse

The worst part about being a siren in the modern era, Henry ponders as yet another ship flies past his cove at a speed that he knows will disturb the anemone gardens below, is the yacht bros. Between the sound of their vessels’ motors and the dissonant noise the humans call music, Henry’s singing has no chance of attracting anyone’s attention.

cause you're a classic, and i'm reckless by @firenati0n

“I've, actually, uh. I've never done this before.” At this, Henry stops short, takes a second as his gaze moves up and to the left, trying to recall something. “I've seen your films. You most certainly have done intimate scenes.” Alex clears his throat. He hopes his nerves aren't completely obvious, the slight waver in his voice about to give him away. “Yeah, well. Never with a man, so. Not at this scale, anyway.” “Would it help to, er, practice?" Henry winces a little as he says it, which does not inspire confidence. But Alex is shocked nonetheless. What the fuck?

Over Land and Sea by SatinBirds

Alex and Henry come from very different worlds, and still, they manage to find each other.

Clean Slate by smc_27

“Henry.” Pez comes over, puts both hands on Henry’s cheeks and looks him dead in the eye. “You are not a sad man who’s gotten dumped. You’re in the prime of your life, and I quite desperately need you to act like it.” “The prime of my life,” Henry scoffs, more incredulous than questioning. “I’ve just gotten out of a 15 year relationship, endured a divorce, am suffering an almost impressive case of writer’s block, and your hands are like bloody icicles.” Pez grins, doesn’t take his hands away. “Explain to me how this is my prime. Please.” Pez tilts his head, and sounds entirely serious when he says, “Literally anything can happen from here.”

in bloom by stutteringpeach

Yoo, can u hook me up with some flowers?? It's the busiest day of the year for florists. Alex texts Henry with a last minute request.

here is a map (with your name for a capital) by @alasse9

That day at the Rio de Janeiro Olympics, Alex comes across the very same Prince Henry who just dismissed him having a panic attack in a bathroom. The choice Alex makes then has ripple effects neither of them could have ever expected. What's the story like, when they actually are friends all along? “So, you’re going back to England tonight, and you’ll spend the next three days pretending you two are the closest and best of friends until we can put this mess behind us.” And there are reasons he hasn’t told anybody this, good reasons, even though he’s sure June and Nora saw through him ages ago. Faced with his mom’s disappointment, though, and with the realization that the entire world apparently thinks he hates Henry and would willingly shove him into a fucking cake, he can’t stay quiet. “But we are friends,” he says, vehement and serious. “We have been for years. He’s—he’s probably my best friend, actually, along with Nora.”

thoughts of you consume by yrsonpurpose

Henry sees Alex appear on the red carpet in a blue suit that screams sex on legs and is ready to throw away all attempts at concealing their secret relationship in the name of dropping to his knees at the first available opportunity.

eyes on me by matherine

Alex’s hips buck back against Henry’s mouth the moment his tongue does more than tease, and Henry squeezes his hip in gentle consternation. But before he can say anything, Alex is already rambling. “Sorry, I’m — I’m sorry, I know you said not to move, and I’m trying, I — I’m trying to be good, I promise,” he blurts, voice shaking ever so slightly from something that certainly doesn’t sound like pleasure, resolutely refusing to turn his head so that he can meet Henry’s gaze from where he’s positioned behind him. Henry’s heart aches. “Alex — love, it’s alright. Where’s your mind?” Or: Sometimes, Alex needs a distraction. Something to take the edge off, to scrub away at the stress of the day. Some days, it works better than others. 

the evolution of intimacy by Poutini

There’s no spontaneity anymore. One might think this boring. That the novelty had worn off. The spark snuffed. Absolutely not

Want Me by OrchidScript

Henry had always been weak for a nice smile, but his was impossible to ignore. Blame it on summer heat and a fresh flush in his cheeks. Blame it on sunset painting the outdoor bar sweltering, romantic colors. Blame it on two healthy glasses of albariño thrumming in his bloodstream, or the good music floating on the air. Henry could blame it on anything liked if he thought long and hard about it, but that didn’t change much at the end. The core remained the same: he had been gone from the jump. -- Henry and Alex hook up on a vacation in Spain. Henry falls a bit deeper.

fill my lungs with sweetness by @priincebutt

Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor wakes up at 3 AM on his birthday to an empty bed. What could Alex possibly be getting up to at 3 AM the night before his birthday? The possibilities are endless.

got myself in quite a tangle by coffeecatsme

"It seems I've gotten myself in quite a tangle." "Tangle?" Henry's voice is hoarse, eyes darkened as they travel over Alex's body. They stop at his crotch, and Alex can see it even under the dim lights—Henry's growing hard too, a visible bulge pushing at his sweatpants. Alex's cock gives a desperate twitch. "Y'know, I was trying to put them around the tree," he starts, gesturing at the plain tree at the corner. It's clear he didn't even attempt to touch it. "And somehow I've managed to completely trap myself. Can't even move my hands." Henry makes a desperate noise at the back of his throat as his eyes snap up to Alex's face. Alex flashes him a suggestive grin, teeth biting down on his lip. "Seems I'm completely at your mercy."

The Forces of Chance and Coincidences by @stellarm

Bad weather leads to a late flight that leads to no one being where they wanted to be, but maybe everyone was where they needed to be.

I've never felt safer (than when I'm with you) by viciouslyqueer

Alex takes the bag and opens it slowly, careful not to rip it, and gasps quietly as he sees what’s inside. “H, you didn’t…” Strong arms wrap around his waist from behind, Henry’s chest warm against his back. “Do you like it?” Henry asks in a whisper, resting his chin on Alex’s shoulder. Alex doesn’t know what to say. Gingerly, like he might ruin it with even the smallest touch, he takes out the silky fabric and holds it up in front of them. It’s a gorgeous dress, fancy too, in a deep red color with thin straps and an open back. It’s long, almost touching the floor even as Alex holds it up and has a slit on the left side that would probably end a little above Alex’s knee.

An Amateur's Guide to Professional Gift-Giving by anincompletelist

Alex, a former-law-student-taking-some-time-off turned professional part-time gift giver, is tasked with finding a gift for the most high profile client he's ever worked with, both in and out of the world of law. It turns out finding the perfect gift for the Prince of Wales might be easier than he'd anticipated.

Love At First Bark by everwitch

“I still don’t know your name, do I?” Henry watches Alex where he’s crouched down in front of David and gently scratching David below his chin. David absolutely loves Alex. Henry can relate. “It’s David,” Henry supplies. “Cool,” Alex says. “And what’s the dog’s name?” Henry blinks at him. “... David?” “What?” Alex exclaims. He looks from David to Henry and then back at David again. “Wow, okay, that is a choice.” Henry wants to sink through the earth and never come back up again.

don't let me get drunk again by headabovethewater

Alex had never wanted to cancel plans as much as he had while watching Henry pull a pair of light wash, tight jeans over his stockinged legs and bare ass. Christ, he’s getting hard thinking about it now.

The Beginner's Guide to Floristry by clottedcreamfudge

As if there's anything romantic about it; as if it's not the most humiliating death Alex can imagine. This is why he doesn't do relationships. This is why he never will. The risk, as far as he fucking sees it, is too great. -- Hanahaki Disease is a fictional disease where the victim of unrequited or one-sided love begins to vomit or cough up the petals and flowers of a flowering plant growing in their lungs, which will eventually grow large enough to render breathing impossible.

Everything you take, you make it better. So go on, take forever by @hgejfmw-hgejhsf

It's 2024, and nobody knows they're engaged. But they will, just as soon as Alex can decide what to wear to his birthday dinner. Henry has an idea and a special gift to match.

false pretenses by rizcriz

Henry spins around, glaring at Alex. “For christs sake,” He hisses, holding a hand out between them. “Can we just not? I do not have the capacity to pretend to hate you today.” Alex splutters as Henry turns on his heel and starts to walk away. He stares after him helplessly. “Pretend?” After a beat, he starts to follow after him, “What the fuck do you mean pretend?” Three years of breathing down each others necks, fighting every time they come in contact with each other. And if Henry is saying every single thing on his end has been pretend, Alex Claremont-Diaz is going to have a fucking breakdown. Because he has been harboring this stupid fucking crush and burying it beneath false antagonism, meeting Henry where he’s at, for three years, and if Henry is implying that they’re both faking it— -- or, Alex learns better.

turn the desert to glass (you would be the one) by @taste-thewaste

Henry and Alex's domestic bliss has lead to some changes in Henry's body. Henry doesn't really mind being a little chubby, but he wonders if Alex does. Alex, it turns out, does not. Not one bit. He does not mind one bit, and he is more than eager to prove it.

coming on fast like good dreams do by cricketnationrise

When Henry recovers from his unexpected factory reset, he still can’t really breathe properly and somehow Alex is still standing in front of him with a hopeful and excited expression on his face. “Run that by me again?” he asks faintly. “I need your help.” “Right…” “I need you to edge me. Like a lot,” Alex says with a shrug. Nope, it’s not any clearer a second time around.

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[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

You know damn well, Fighty! Yuu went back for round 2 when he saw Deuce, Ace, and Grim with the sea anemone on their heads after beating their asses, Of course. Only this time Yuu jumps the octotrio. Going in there like, “1v3 me bitch!”

And I know Yuu probably went apeshit when Lilia snuck up on them during his second appearance in the cafeteria. Bro probably body slammed that fossil onto the table like he was making candy.

That's so funny.

Yuu straight up suplexes this war criminal and it's the only person in a very long while on his level.

Yuu dunks this poor guy and Sebek is already up and about to start some shit bit Lilia laughs and invites you to train with them

Sebek was spared the NASTIEST uppercut

[kelperings]

Need to see,, more of their Splatoon designs,, How do you think Splatoon Hajime, Nagito, and Chiaki would do in Big Run or Splatfests since they're such big events ? Do any of them like working for Mr Grizz? Preference in what mode they play like Turf War, Clamblitz etc ?? I must know

my splatoon designs for them are nowhere NEAR finalised and honestly i could use peoples help and creativity because all ive really got so far is that chiaki is 100% no questions asked a sea anemone.

i think the idea of hajime beinh a vampire squid sounds so cool, and i think mixing that w the splatoon sanitation lore would be crazy. nagitos a mystery, but i’ve temporarily made him an octoling. all i know is bro has clover shaped suction cups and theres no debate about that.

bellow is a link to a discussion i had with popato about a few thibgs (WHICH YOUVE ALREADY SEEN BUT FOR ANYONE ELSE WWWHHWH HAVE A LOOK!!!)

i think nagito is actually on really good terms with mr grizz. uncannily so. like theyre chummy to a point where its scary. mr grizz just bosses him about and he accepts it, and he’s actually probably really good at the salmon runs. he needs to be saved multiple times in story mode though.

hajime, on the other hand, is not good at salmon run. absolutely hates workinh for grizz.co and will avoid it by any means necessary. probably tries to stay inside during big runs. hes a rainmaker guy like he is really good at rainmaker and enjoys clam blitz (he sucks at it) but other than that hes pretty average. upon seeing capt.cuttlefish he was probably like “lmao whos this crackpot lets not get involved in this” and chiaki and nagito were like “HAJIME WE GOTTA SAVE THE GREAT ZAPFISH.”

chiaki seems like a turf war player through and through. the classic. though i think she EATS at tower control. i also think she’d treat the story mode like an actual STORY MODE which would be very unnerving to hajime and nagito because it is in fact very much real and they aren’t in a game.

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