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Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

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postgame situationship era

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IM FUCKING BAWLING??

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this is the cutest cutesy drawing ever of all time and its going in my komahina folder on my photos app because of how cutesy it is i love this.

BUT uhhh definitely spoilers for the games in both S1 and S2 bellow, if you don’t want spoiled the short answer is it would be all over the place and he would either be a sole survivor or die brutally and horribly.

i think he was uncannily lucky with ddjaki. the recruiter must’ve been so pissed off bro. “ah, ive won again! how lucky” and this man is praying he dies first in the actual games

i think komaedas biggest issue with red light green light is their own physical health rather than the actual luck factor, but i believe he’d be lucky enough to get yhere with a few seconds on the clock. gi-hun style

he would get that fucking triangle one in gi-huns nightmare in s2. and still survive. atp the front man is watching like “wtf?????” LMFAOO.

i think komaedea would struggle in games that require a lot of physicality or some sort of running. like tug of war or mingle. holy fuck i feel like mingle would be his worst nightmare honestly, i think the theme would really put him on edge for some reason i have a feeling. plus i believe in island mode its mentioned that he finds merry go rounds to be calming and tje least dangerous for his luck? yeah. not anymore.

i think mingle would fuck him up pretty bad if he survived.

thats all i can think of rn gahh BYEEE 🎀

in light of squid game slowly being added to my list of interests again, i couldnt NOT make it komahina. PLEASE ignore my spelling of cristóbal i was tired. this isnt like something i plan to make an au out of with like lore or anything but feel free to ask questions and ill probably say what i think idk.

no i dont know how komaeda accumulated debt dont ask me that i have no answer

s2 was fire guys go watch it

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in light of squid game slowly being added to my list of interests again, i couldnt NOT make it komahina. PLEASE ignore my spelling of cristóbal i was tired. this isnt like something i plan to make an au out of with like lore or anything but feel free to ask questions and ill probably say what i think idk.

no i dont know how komaeda accumulated debt dont ask me that i have no answer

s2 was fire guys go watch it

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAJIME & IZURU!!! oh and happy new years ig

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Question, if you had to encounter one of the remnants, which one would you choose and how would you survive said encounter

i havent looked at my asks in a long time because drawing shitposts is somehow more difficult on me and mentally taxing than full art pieces BUT i honest to god think im cooked in every scenario. im a 5’7ft girl that’s getting a degree in musical theatre truly what am i going to do when izuru kamaknow-it-all comes to rock my shit.

i can’t fosse my way out of this. its a dead end.

but from the bottom of my heart, i would love to grab komaeda’s head and just like. crush it. ykwim? out of affection and whimsy.

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i think danganronpa is garbage and i don’t understand what kinning is but i think every person on earth kins komaeda. like it’s what makes us human. kinning komaeda separates us from dogs

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youre going to make me cry real tears

im a lesbian can i give him a hug instead

yeah

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WOOOO!!!! YES!!! NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MIDNIGHT IN THE UK 😞

happy birthday to my favorite guy ever made 🙏 here’s to another year of being normal about him

no noise effect + speedpaint under cut

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Squid game!! ❤️

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oh okay so this is highkey crazy

guess what month the hyperfixation came back go on take a wild guess 🎀

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ah okay so this one didnt age too well.

donald trump x nagito komaeda lovers tale

nagito kisses donald trump on his ear lobe i think idk and he like uhhhhhhhhhh nagitos mother, ed sheeran burst through the door.

furiously, she grabbed her bat and started beating them both.

“ARE YOU FUCKINH IN MY HOUSE” she said politely.

she doesnt like either of them.

suddenly, ed sheerans mother breaks through the door. hajime hinata. it was hajime hinata. what the fuck id wrong with the family tree. hajime hinata started saying to ed sheeran:

“i hope both sides of your pillow are warm” before he futily beats him to death and chokes the life out of him.

nagito is astonished.

nagito and donald trump escape through the window while the chaos is happening. as they do, hajime hinatas mother - who id joe biden - tries to stop tjem but they said “fuck that” and futily beat him to death.

hajime is astonished.

donald trump and nagito are at the park. they were finally alone to be happy. nagito lights up a FAT joint and takes a hit. donald trump stares, astonished. suddenly, the moon from majoras mask appeared and is about to crash into earth.

“oh christ almighty” says the worm eatibg bidens corpse.

donald trump is the ONLY ONE who can save everyone. he gives nagito one final kiss before flying into the moon to DEFEAT majoras moon. donald trump EXPLODES the moon. nagito is astonished. donald trump comes flying down like a meteor into nagitos pale, scarily long hands. donald trump says:

“i love you nagito, and i’ll always be with you” as he withers away like dust.

nagito. is astonished.

but couldnt give less of a fuck. because hes high on that ZAZA🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

suddenly. again. joe bidens MOTHER, pheonic wright, burst into the park..? and says:

“how DARE you do this.”

the majoras moons fragments? bewildered. you could even say, astonished.

the end.

HOWEVER.

SUDDENLY.

the weed trip ends, and nagito realises he was just fucking delusional. and hes still on the murder island.

in tokyo, japan, an article was released the day after nagitos weed trip.

“On the 21st of September, XXXX, a young boy was found dead on Jabberwock Island. Inhabitants of the island claim he spoke of the recent president, Donald Trump as his lover.

They were, in fact, astonished by this death. More on this topic later.”

thw actual end

CAST:

nagito: nagito

donald trump: donald trump

ed sheeran: ed sheeran

hajime hinata: hajime hinata

joe biden: chris pratt

majoras mask/moon: majoras mask/moon

pheonix wright: pheonix wright

worm eating bidens corpse: ben

WRITTEN BY:

kelper_ and her sister

the BADDEST BITCHES on the block

and mario was just there

astonished.

there's a lot to unpack here i think

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im horrified.

The monopeko thing is on ao3 now lmfao

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"However, there is no award for accidentally befriending the most groomers. If there was though, it would probably go to me"

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a very komahina christmas

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