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If you were a bone wwhat bone would you be and funny bone is not an option

Tibia

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HELLO!!!! :)

my lovely tumblr mutual @kelperings says hi btw

oh ok

hiii @kelperings !!!

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OHWHWHSNEN NO ITS OKAY IL SURE U WILL COOK IM SURE U WILL COOK HARD POPATO I BELUEVE IN U dhhhwhwh spill spill tell me what its ab pretty please w a cheery on theetop pl

cooking some terrible and horrible aus tonight

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dont make me cry w these aus popato i will fly over there w a helicopter and personally deal w u DONT MAKEME CRY NO IM SORRY FOR HAMPTRMAEDA IDIDNDT MWAN IT GUYS NO PL

cooking some terrible and horrible aus tonight

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hey so what the fuck does this mean.

cooking some terrible and horrible aus tonight

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i went through the five stages of grief making that memoji 😞⁉️

@popatochsp thought i should make you aware of this footage.

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@popatochsp thought i should make you aware of this footage.

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IMEOSNJSNW SAYSOP STPL STOP NOW I HAVE A WHOLE VIDEO OF ME MAKING HIM AND SOUND HORRIFIED THROUGH SO MUCH OF IT.

i tried to replicate him whys he ao cunty w it

THE WAY I SCREAMED ⁉️⁉️

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you're in a dark cave and see this running at you wyd (aka i went on minecraft for the first time in months and now have a new fear)

telling a trusted adult.

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IHSHW W OH OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH nah id be soooo cooked if that was fr

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what..?

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HWHWHW IMSOS SORRY U HAD TO WITNESS THIS

nagito is pregnant again you’ll never guess who the father is

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me after i 🏥🩺💉 the 🧺🧣

me after dropping the most diabolical hamster lore known to man complete with heaps of metaphors and symbolism

someone take my phone away.

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is this

is this referencing what i think it is.

has fluttershy ever been held by jesus.......

Today, Jesus is holding:

Fluttershy from My Little Pony

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hey what are your thoughts and/or opinions on kaede akamatsu

how dare you get me started on this.

SHE IS THE LOML SHE IS SHE IS THE MOMENT AND I LOVE HER. ive had the biggest lesbian crush of her since 2019 and to this DAY it hasnt left me it hasnt left me even when i took a break from the fandom for like a year or two. she has been there and she has been waiting for the day my eyes widen realising i STILL have the biggest lesbian crush on her ever. they played claire de lune in my HND class during warm ups and i almost cried. tears. TEARS. TEARS ALMOST LEFT ME. OUT OF MY EYES. MY BROWN ORBS AND MESSY BUN WERE TWEAKING. i am so so so gutted we didnt get a full game with her but yet ch1 was the perfect subversion of expectations which is crazy bcs i am NOT the biggest fan of drv3 and i think about the monologue with her and shuichi daily dont EVER get me started on this the world will end and explode.

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NO UR GOOODD MANN. AGHHWHH I AGREE SMM ACTUALLY!!! i can totally see that!!!!! that makes so much more sense now that theres a reason FOR it because i didnt have a reason i went off of vibes and vibes along

FANG HINATA SUPREMACY!!!

GAHHH I LOVE THE IDEA OF CHIAKI GAINING A FOLLOWING AND MEETING IDOLS AND THINGS LIKE THAT AND SHES JUST LIKE “😐” HBWNWBHSH SHES GOT NO CLUEEE. “yeah okay cool wanna see my friends this is hajime and nagito” and theyre both tweaking the FUCK OUT because theyre having a whole convo w OFF THE HOOK..?

my sister actually posed such a good question, and its whether theyd live in inkopolis or the splatlands and im gonna be real i have no fucking clue but hajime and nagito live together end of. chiaki seems like a couch surfer but an unintentional one. like she jst falls asleep and theyre both like “oh okay guess she has a permanent residence now”

i think whether theyre from the splatlands or inkopolis changes the way theyd dress and their skills COMPLETELY. or maybe theyre all from different places. WHO KNOWS!!

Need to see,, more of their Splatoon designs,, How do you think Splatoon Hajime, Nagito, and Chiaki would do in Big Run or Splatfests since they're such big events ? Do any of them like working for Mr Grizz? Preference in what mode they play like Turf War, Clamblitz etc ?? I must know

my splatoon designs for them are nowhere NEAR finalised and honestly i could use peoples help and creativity because all ive really got so far is that chiaki is 100% no questions asked a sea anemone.

i think the idea of hajime beinh a vampire squid sounds so cool, and i think mixing that w the splatoon sanitation lore would be crazy. nagitos a mystery, but i’ve temporarily made him an octoling. all i know is bro has clover shaped suction cups and theres no debate about that.

bellow is a link to a discussion i had with popato about a few thibgs (WHICH YOUVE ALREADY SEEN BUT FOR ANYONE ELSE WWWHHWH HAVE A LOOK!!!)

i think nagito is actually on really good terms with mr grizz. uncannily so. like theyre chummy to a point where its scary. mr grizz just bosses him about and he accepts it, and he’s actually probably really good at the salmon runs. he needs to be saved multiple times in story mode though.

hajime, on the other hand, is not good at salmon run. absolutely hates workinh for grizz.co and will avoid it by any means necessary. probably tries to stay inside during big runs. hes a rainmaker guy like he is really good at rainmaker and enjoys clam blitz (he sucks at it) but other than that hes pretty average. upon seeing capt.cuttlefish he was probably like “lmao whos this crackpot lets not get involved in this” and chiaki and nagito were like “HAJIME WE GOTTA SAVE THE GREAT ZAPFISH.”

chiaki seems like a turf war player through and through. the classic. though i think she EATS at tower control. i also think she’d treat the story mode like an actual STORY MODE which would be very unnerving to hajime and nagito because it is in fact very much real and they aren’t in a game.

SHARE YOUR IDEAS GUYS PLEASSEEE I WANNA HEAR AL ABOUT THE IDEASSS PEOPLE HAVEEE

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oh goodie my teacher wants to talk to me about the test i bombed twice and then i have to go to a meeting about some other unnecessary thing i'm behind on