#THATS MY ARC TROOPER. THATS MY FUCKING ARC TROOPER

[zeb-z]

Echo’s speech to the freed clones, inspiring them to fight because they’re brothers, and they stay loyal. The parallel to Fives’ speech all the way back on Kamino, inspiring 99 and the cadets to keep fighting and defend their home. Im unwell about it

[lizzowinkyface]

SHAAK TI WOULD THO!!!!! HOLY SHI

some fives sketches (fuck his goddamn armour theres so much fucken shit on him JEEZ)

(last one from here. i couldnt stop thinking about it)

[that-one-weeb-but-starwars]

Must be this tall to Hunt| Boba Fett (tcw age so like 13/14)

Couldnt find a good teen boba gif, so heres bosk instead

Warnings: fake blame,

Reader: female

"You are expelled from the order-"

"What!?" Y/n shouted looking up at the council, "I did nothing! Master Plo! Reason with them!"

"I am sorry little one, I-"

Y/n was heart broken, looking up at the surrounding Jedi, this couldn't be true.

"Master Obi-Wan!" Y/n pleaded.

"Your attachments grow," Windu spoke, "and with them your anger."

"My anger?! My anger?!" Y/n shouted at him.

"Little one please." Plo pleaded, "I have brought a witness."

"You!?" Y/n argued, "Master I demand an answer! Why! Why would you- You out of all People!-"

She watched Anakin walk in guilt ridden on his face, "You!? Anakin! You!?"

He kept quiet as Fives walked in, her world stopping.

"Y-Your lieing!" She shouted, "Fives?! Not you! I trust you and you do this!?"

"Arc Trooper Fives." Windu spoke, " what have you seen Padawan Y/n do?"

Fives looked at her, "I. Saw Genral Y/n with a clone trooper,"

"Im with troopers everyday!" Y/n defended.

"What was Padawan Y/n doing with this clone trooper."

"...intercourse sir." Fives responded.

"Thats Obsurded Fives! And you know it!" Y/n argued, "You're my brothers- Why in gods name would I fuck any of you!"

"Y/n! That is enough!" Plo argued.

"You believe this crap!? You're suppose to have MY back!" Y/n demanded, "I'd have your back no matter what! And you turn on me!"

"Are there any other witnesses?" Fisto spoke.

"Yes." Windu spoke, "bring them in."

Y/n watched, her brothers, the wolf pack, Commandos and even some from the Corosaunt Gaurd walk in, and they strung there string of lies and they strung them high and low, entagled the lies beyond untanglement.

"Padawan L/n is to be expelled from the Order and that is our final verdict."

The platform she was on went downward, the clone troopers who had made there testimonies were gathered at the bottom, a path for her to go through.

"Y/n-" Wolfee spoke reaching out a hand.

"Don't you dare touch me!" She shouted in anger pushing past the clones.

"It had to be done." Commander Thron spoke quietly.

The others nodded.

"Damn it!" Fives shouted running out the room and rushing down the halls, after the light echoing of Y/n's angered footsteps.

She pushed the doors open and just walking out them she stopped, hearing Five's steps behind her.

"General. It had to be done-"

"What!? The lies! The string of lies you built! Why!? Why would you do this to me?!" Y/n argued looking back at the clone.

"We wanted to protect you-"

"Bullshit Fives! Bullshit! I love all of you! All of you!" Y/n shouted, screaming so loud it was sure to be heard all the way down to the lower level.

"Y/n listen!-' he grabbed her shoulders trying to plead with her but she pushed him away ingiting one side of her double sided saber as Fives quickly backed up.

"Touch me again and I'll kill you." She spoke.

"I don't even deserve death. I know- I-" Fives tried to explained, "We wanted to protect you-"

"Then you should of had my back!"

The bright blade turned off and she turned around leaving without a second thought.

"Hey! Wake up!" Boba argued.

Y/n turned her self around as she opened her eyes, "what do you want Fett."

"Rations idiot." He spoke as Y/n sat up, the girl only a year older than Bobba.

She was thrown a rations bar by the boy as they were in a hotel room, she had been sleeping on the couch.

"How much longer we waitin?" She asked taking a crunch out of the bar.

"An hour, I told you that the how much longer last time you woke up." He argued looking through the window.

Y/n kept quiet as she ate her food, it bland and bleak in both tast and color.

Bobba took an arm chair by the window as he ate his own rations. It was silent for a long mintue.

"Did. You have that nightmare again?" He asked.

Y/n looked over at him, "when do I not?"

Boba ate a peice of his own ration bar, he never knew what the nightmare was about, but knew it was the same one, on repeat.

He had the same.

"You, uh. Wanna talk about it?"

She looked his way, then looked away quickly, only able to see the faces of her brothers.

"No." She replied coldy tossing the barely eaten ration bar on the table, her appetite gone, "I'm gonna go scope the roof, don't wait up for me."

She walked towards the door, grabbing the sniper on the way out.

"I'll come with you. Incase someone tries to get you from behind."

"I don't need someone to have my back." Y/n argued.

"Well then Im coming because I want to!"

He pushed past Y/n as she scoffed, following him close behind as they walked towards the steps, somewhere along the way Y/n hacked into a vending Machine, Boba going up the stairs himself, stealing whatever she pleased putting it in her sling bag, enough for her only.

"Sharing is what?" Y/n questioned Woflee

"An opportunity for someoen to get there arm chopped off, it's my food." Wolfee told her.

Y/n sighed, how she hated her own little life lessons to her brothers, and stole more food, enough for both Boba and her, and a little extra.

Walking up the rest of the steps she made it to the door she kicked open with the bottom of her foot.

"Could you try and be quiet?" He seethed.

"I mean. I could. But no." Y/n responded walking towards the edge where Boba sat on a near by utiliy unit.

She sat down setting her back infront of her as she laid herself on her side her back to Boba the lights of the bright city below barely reaching the top of the tall hotel they sat on.

"You want one?"

Boba looked over seeing Y/n holding up a soda.

"Where did you get that?"

"Stole it."

Rolling his eyes he walked over to her snatching the bottle and sitting himself by her head.

"Hey hey. Fives calm your tits." Y/n laughed.

Boba stayed silent as he looked at her, she too busy looking out and onward, but feeling the stare she looked besides her.

"Oh." Y/n realized, "My bad Fett."

Boba stayed silent, as Y/n took a drink of her own soda, he had realized she had become more sympathetic with her apology.

"You wanna talk about it now?" Boba questioned.

Y/n sighed, answering in silence for a mintue, "My only family betrayed me. Strung a String of lies to supposedly keep me safe. I think about it all the time. We use to find these abaonded places and sit up on the roofs like this, we'd sing, start a bonfire, get drunk."

"Your as old as me." Fett argued.

Y/n shrugged, "war does that, you only live once Fett."

"Then why are you still worrying about it?" Boba defended.

"Why do you still worry about the things you worry about?" Y/n questioned, "but I was kicked out of my group, my name stripped of me, and instead of having my back, they had me cast out. Happy Now?"

It was silent again, the hearing of honking and swearving down below could be heard.

"I lost my dad to the Jedi."

Y/n stopped mid way lifting her drink to her lips but then contuined to drink then pull away.

"They tend to do that..." Y/n responded, "they expect you to follow every rule every word, there no better than the sith."

"You know alot of jedi and sith."

Y/n looked at him once, "It was when you father died did I stop really believing in the Jedi-"

"You knew my father?! You're a jedi-"

"Shut your trap and listen before you get rowdy you damn idiot!' Y/n argued Boba gritting his teeth, "I met Jango Fett when I went on a small assignment, my first one, with Master Shakk Ti- it was basically playing paper boy. I remember delivering work to your father...alot of people were mean to me, he. He never was, always said thank you, always asked me if I had eaten. He even watched me leave on the ship back to Master Plo Koon. So when I went througy reports and found him dead I was in shock, later to find out a Jedi did it. I started to loose faith. Why kill a man lookin out for him and his child, sure capture him- but taking family...I know how that feels and no one should go through it."

Y/n took a drink finishing her bottle and tossing it over edge, "so. I fought. And I fought and I fought. If i couldnt save Jango, I'd save what was left of him- the clones- my brothers. They share the same face but are diffrent than any could imagine. I spoke, I wrote, I pleaded, I trainned. It never was enough, and it was my 'emotion' that got the better of me. Pssh. Yeah right the Jedi can piss off because if they want to see emotion? I'll give it to them."

Boba listened, he had nevee seen Y/n before hand, maybe he had and just didnt remember, he never knew someone could share his pain. Neverless with the same person.

"Windu will pay." Boba seethed, "and your a jedi! You can help me."

"I will go head to head to him, I don't plant bombs." Y/n defended.

"We can take him! Two on one!" Boba tried to persuade, "you know his fighting style! I know guns! You know sabers! We take his head and anyone else that stands in our way!"

Y/n looked at him dully.

"Come on! How many bounty hunters have you single handedly taken on! And killed! How many sith have you injured! Jedi that chase after us! Without your laser swords! We can kill him! Together!" Boba explained standing up, Y/n move to sit up, "We're the left behind! We are the strongest! Because we were left behind! We round up a few others! Bane! Sing! Bosk! And there's always someone paying for a Jedi's head!"

Y/n stood up grabbing hee sniper rifle as she did and looked at her watch.

"It can be a sniper shot! A saber battle! Whatever you want! As long as he die and Im involed I don't care how!" Bobba argued.

Y/n looked down below aiming her sniper adjusting the scope.

"My father would do the same for you-"

He was cut off by a bullet shot and soon the sounds of crying folks who see a man just drop dead on the street, the target they had been waiting for dead. She pulled away from her weapon slowly, turning her head towards him.

"I'll do it.-" Y/n agreed

"No." Boba spoke, "We'll do it. Together. For everything the jedi took from us!"

Y/n looked at the outreached hand as she took it.

"Together."

"As One Unit."

"As One Unit." Y/n responded, "well one and a half"

"Im not that short." Boba argued.

"Shorter than me." Y/n chuckled.

[littlespaceporgs]

Birthday celebration!

howdy howdy lets get rowdy!!

I'm writing this on the 20th, knowing that chances are I'll probably post this after that, because lol deadlines are dumb.

For those who are new, here's some handy links: masterlist taglist

Anywho, we're here to celebrate. what you may ask? well there's three things!

1. I've just turned 20, on the 20th of June no less!

2. I've surpassed 220 followers!

3. And I've been writing star wars and fics in general for over a year now!

Wooohooooo! Now on to the actual celebration!

I'll be doing a 20 drabbles in 20 days, from July 1st to July 20th, celebrating my many milestones! You have until the 30th of June to get requests in!

On the off chance that I get more than 20 requests, they will be put into a random generator and thats how I will pick them. Alternatively if I dont get enough I'll do the same thing. Pretty much everything is on the table, you can request a you!POV or a first person!POV and sith!reader, sith Jedi, senator!reader/character, pretty much anything, I will be having some fun with these.

Now request info is under the cut \/

List of characters (god I just need to make one list I stg):

Anakin Skywalker

Obi wan Kenobi

Ahsoka Tano

Plo Koon

Kit Fisto

Captain Rex

Commander Cody

ARC Trooper Fives

Luke Skywalker

Leia Organa (however it’s a little difficult for me to write, because my name is also Leah, please keep that in mind 😅)

And finally, the prompts! (Full disclosure, I found these on Pinterest so I have no idea where they’re from):

Fluff/Angst

- “I’m so tired."

- "Don't get up. I'm comfortable like this."

- "Please stay. I'd like some company"

- "Could I get a hug?'

- "I just want to be close."

- "Don’t do that. That's dumb, I'm serious, don't do it."

- "It's cute that you tried to protect me, but you're like a foot shorter than me, you know?"

- "Don't touch them!"

- "You're an idiot. Honestly, why are we friends?"

Responses to "we have a problem"

- "No. You have a problem, I have an idiot who keeps getting into one."

- "Gimme a sec. I'm not drunk enough for this yet"

- "And its another Tuesday. What's your point? "

- "If you mean the flaming pillar, that's the solution to our other problem"

- "You call it a problem. I call it a solution"

Enemies to lovers:

- “You were supposed to die!"

- “How the fuck did you survive that?”

- “Why does the galaxy hate meeeee?"

- "I really want you to die right about now"

- "So you're saying that you want me, a villain, to help you catch another villain? That makes no sense."

- “Are you blushing? Gross."

- "Don't talk to me. Someone might think we are friends."

- "Hey, you can't be an asshole to them, only I can.”

Now request away!

Tagging some lovelies (sorry most of you are getting in a second post because I've updated my taglist): @queenevac @raeshin @valkyrieofthehighfae @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @mcu-padawan @hounding-around @captainrexstan @leias-left-hair-bun @anakin-danvers @obirain @onabouteverything @kybacrystal @pirate-king-hondo @venomous-ko @shellminded @jadetheaverage @halzore - sorry if I missed anyone!

[anxiouslittlepossum]

03 clone wars

alrighty part 2 lets go

the underwater lightsaber is like, so genius like yeah thats exactly how a pillar of indestructible flame would behave underwater

the force actually being powerful when in use???? capable mon calamari???? yes please

fistos little yin/yang fishy belt is adorable

wowwie that is quite the water cannon

okay so i forgot what their called so the guys with the separatists are now called squidward fucks

Squidward fucks cannot aim

playing baseball underwater with deadly lasers what could go wrong

SINCE WHEN WAS KIT FISTO POSEIDON???? my guy just yeeted a bubble at an enemy ship and it took three bites outta the dang thing and it just decided 

“ya’know what fuck this” and died

ah yes lets push the giant explosive device into a volcano 10/10 plan

i take back what i said about the mon calamari

DON’T SMILE LIKE THAT YOU MANIC

these ARC troopers just vaporized three bb1s, a baby spider droid and a long spider droid

chads. legends. kings.

oh so we’ve upgraded from blowing up city blocks to the entire city. again where are all the civilians

these guys are the most evil shadows to evil shadow

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEIR VIOCES THEIR FACES THEY LOOK LIKE  SOMEBODY COULD MOVE THEIR FURNITURE TwO INCHES TO THE LEFT AND ALL THEY WOULD DO IS LAY DOWN AND CRY

oh so here’s the lad we have to worry about

Just sic the ARCs from last time on him he’ll last 5-10 minutes tops

the regular troopers need to take some tips from the ARCs wimps just got bulldozed

my guy brought a javelin to a shootout somebody come get his ass

lads. you have guns. you have tanks. SHOOT THEM

when did this become monster battle royale?

[soclonely]

The Clones as Cool Things You Can Enjoy in Star Wars Besides Ships(the smooching kind)

If you don’t care about who is shagging who in star wars canon or in fics, then this is the post for you. 

But in case it comes up again, since I have a few asks in my inbox about it, my favorite ships are JarJar x His Queen, Captain Rex x A nice Poncho, the Razorcrest, and Obi Wan x Wine night.

Rex- The ability to create literally anything you fucking want. Its a huge galaxy. You want a planet where everyone is bald but instead of fingernails its hair? go for it! You want to create an OC to go on adventures with a favorite character? Hell yeah! Echo- R2D2. Thats it. Literally. If that is the ONLY reason you would watch star wars then its good enough for me Fives- The twists and turns of many of the Arcs in the series. Like we lost Tup AND Fives in such a close span and in the same ass Arc. Whut? Jesse- Ventator class star destroyer.Now thats a ship that makes me tear up when I see it Kix- Whatever sort of energy Lando has going on.  Tup- Chewbacca and all his glory and wondering if Han helps him brush his hair every morning. Dogma- Coming up with awesome headcanons Hardcase- the big ass message that is practically screamed at you of never giving up hope Coric- Lapti Nek and every other badass song on them soundtracks Bly- the little ridiculous quirks of characters: all the times troopers go BONK, jarjar and his weird tongue thing, stripping jedi robes 99- Adopting characters into your heart. Cody- Ewan McGregor Waxer/Boil- UH GROGU, CUTS STEP CHILDREN, NUMA Wolffe- All of the animals, from porgs to rancors Boost/Sinker- Flashlight swords and space wizards, so badass Hunter- Literally anything: pirates, jedi, civilians, troopers, siths, bad guys, mandos, bounty hunters,  Wrecker- Space Ship explosions Tech- Exploring the technology in the SW universe. Yall. Listen can you imagine how much easier our life would be if we had a fraction of the shit? Crosshair-Lazertag but with real lazer guns

[potatowitch]

finding out that the star wars sequel series was written on the fly rather than actually planned out makes so much fucking sense but also pisses me off EVEN MORE because i watched the force awakens in 2016 and within a day of leaving the cinema had a fully fleshed out idea in my head of the direction the next two films would take and the plot points they would cover, all brainstormed in the shower. 16 year old me was more capable of writing a cohesive storyline than disney was. so here you are - i rewrote the sequels to be ten times better than what disney actually gave us. enjoy.

- after rey finds luke they train for a bit then he's like "gotta tell u something. u ever heard of mara jade? she's ur mum" "wait weren't u two dating for a bit" "yeah" "does that mean ur...." "...yeah"

- "why did u leave me on jakku?" "i didnt. she did. i only just learned u existed i wouldve come for u" "oh."

- "...can i call u dad or" "i would be honored if u did"

- meanwhile at the resistance base leia realises finn is force sensitive, gives him her old lightsaber she had in the comics

- because come on. rewatch the force awakens and tell me that man aint fuckin feeling the "shitloads of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced" when starkiller goes off

- and he picks up a lightsaber and instinctively knows how to use it?

- also: two main heroes in a star wars film being a queer coded woman and a queer coded black man.

- and the whole "used to be a stormtrooper and defected, becomes a jedi" is a TOTALLY NEW storyline? not some tired old "white boy villain is a dick for three movies then suddenly turns Good TM right at the end" trope

- make rey explicitly asexual. she's beautiful and smart and got abs that make everyone who sees them MELT but she is NOT INTERESTED in anything but JUSTICE and PLATONIC HUGS

- finn and poe are also making out because come on, disney, if u wanted to show you're becoming more progressive having a loving interracial gay romance is the fucking easiest way to do it. BB8 has two dads and they share The Jacket

- turns out finn is a kenobi because u cannot tell me obi wan didnt Fuck. jedi code says "dont form attachments" but watch the clone wars - obi wan plays fast and loose w the jedi code at the best of times. now we got a skywalker and a kenobi working together being best buds again, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

- the destruction of starkiller has crippled the first order. don't fucking look at me like "the resistance just won a major, VERY VISIBLE victory but OOO no somehow they're still very low on numbers and infrastructure" NO. the public destruction of starkiller has earned the resistance an influx of allies. the republic has started publicly supporting them. the first order spent years building that thing and now not only is all that time, effort and MONEY gone, they lost a shitload of staff and military personnel when it blew up

- "the first order is rich" is a plot point I DO NOT UNDERSTAND because it directly contradicts what's going on in the expanded universe books. the first order was built from remnants of the empire that had been banished to the outer reaches of the galaxy to live out of broken down, shitty old star destroyers.

- it's the reason hux, who was raised in a decrepit old academy in the ass end of the universe by an abusive father, is SO anti republic. in his head, it's the reason he starved as a child. it's the reason his mother is dead. it's the reason he had to be raised by a father that beat him. his hatred for the republic is PERSONAL

- disney learn how to write a good villain challenge? hux EASILY could have been terrifying AND sympathetic

- hux and kylo now have to deal with how absolutely PISSED snoke is that both of them failed with starkiller. hux gets force choked and threatened. kylo gets snoke very painfully rooting around in his head. it is emphasised that snoke's relationship with these two is downright abusive.

- somewhere in there, they realise that the whole five years they've known each other snoke has been deliberately pitting them against each other and sneakily forcing them to undermine each other's authority

- they realise it was snoke's shitty leadership that lead to the destruction of starkiller. they realise that maybe they'd be better off on their own

- the two of them plot to murder snoke themselves. while this is happening, the resistance is happily building an army, gathering resources, and forming alliances. luke and rey have reunited with the resistance and now rey and finn are both happily training with luke.

- snoke dies. hux decides to take the mantle of emperor. kylo LETS HIM because he realises he doesn't know shit about fuck when it comes to leading anything more than his knights. has a crisis of confidence about how useful he actually is, then hux decides he wants to keep the knights of ren around as his personal "fuck up the resistance" squad.

- the two of them working together turn out to be fucking terrifying, competent villains. the films have short, five to ten minute sections where they explore their VERY SIMILAR traumas to make them sympathetic WITHOUT making them seem like "uwu they're not actually bad people" because THEY'RE STILL AWFUL GENOCIDAL MASS MURDERERS

- on the kylo trauma side: it's made obvious in the books that from about age 6 snoke has been in his head deliberately grooming him away from his family. make that obvious in the films. make its impact on kylo obvious in how unsure of himself he actually is. don't make his "redemption arc" one where he suddenly goes light side. give him a bastardisation arc where he realises his whole life he has never made a choice - and then make THE FIRST ORDER his choice. (it is the wrong choice! emphasise that! but make him MAKE THAT CHOICE)

- the resistance thinks they're doing well. they have two new jedi. they've seen very little of the first order outside of small operations that they've been squashing. they think "hm. starkiller's loss must have crippled them. we're doing well!"

- until they learn actually. they've got an emperor now. and the commander of the knights of ren is INCREDIBLY loyal to him. the first order is PISSED OFF and VENGEFUL. they're back with a force. they've started invading and subjugating planets even with their forces cut as thin as they are because hux is a military mastermind and kylo and the knights of ren are a fucking TERRIFYING unit in combat.

- also why did disney decide to present hux in the films as a weak pissbaby when he probably topped his class in all combat situations and fights dirty in close quarters. man can SNIPE. man will bite your fucking finger off if you manage to disarm him. he is a 6 foot beanpole and he will kick your ass

- kylo has a crisis about actually having to kill his mother, uncle and cousin. he still feels a bit bad about han - despite everything, he still loves them and is struggling. he actually confides in his knights about this. we get to see that the knights of ren have a found family dynamic with their commander and they comfort him.

- kylo realises it will be painful to murder the last of his bio family but it must be done, because he's come around to hux's view that the resistance and the republic are standing in the way of true peace in the galaxy. he actually believes that reinstating an empire is the best thing for the galaxy. this makes him a more effective villain because he actually believes what he's doing is right.

- more stormtroopers defect to the resistance. finn is there to welcome them and help them adjust. there's a couple of lowkey force sensitive troopers in there too. we learn more about how horrible, soul crushing and traumatic stormtrooper training is. this is a good way to keep painting the first order as an organisation that violates human rights and the geneva convention at every turn.

- the first order makes up for this loss of troops in picking up recruits from the planets they've taken over in the outer rim because they've been providing stability. again - it is SO EASY to write the first order as sympathetic villains WHO ARE STILL FASCIST ASSHOLES. this would've been such a good opportunity to show the moral argument between stability vs freedom. show the flaws in the republic because they do exist!! we see that throughout the ENTIRE expanded universe! every iteration of the republic fails in some way!

- the fight against the first order becomes increasingly more difficult, but they're actually on pretty even ground. it doesn't make sense to me that disney decided to go for the route of "the resistance should've been squished easily by the might of the first order but uwu kylo can't make up his mind and thats what saves them!" that is not a compelling storyline! they are relatively evenly matched and the resistance only JUST comes out on top!

- kylo kills luke in actual combat, not just "luke randomly dissolves for ... no good reason?". this hits the resistance HARD. rey and finn have to struggle with their desire for revenge. leia realises her son is beyond help. it nearly breaks her. she has a moment where she feels like she has lost everything. poe has to step in to remind her she still has him. it is revealed that he joined the resistance after the first order killed his family HORRIBLY when he was a teenager and he and leia sort of have a mother/son relationship.

- this is also a good way to juxtapose hux and kylo. they took their trauma and it made them awful. poe takes his trauma and it makes him kind. it makes him want to protect people from what he went through. also gets rid of the "haha we made the latino man have a drug dealer background" bullshit that disney did

- poe also has to comfort his boyfriend and best friend and remind them that they are fighting to make the galaxy a better place, NOT for revenge. then they have a discussion about "yeah, don't make revenge your main priority, but the jedi were a bit wrong in saying that you shouldn't enjoy it anyway. it's going to feel good to fucking murder kylo and that's okay". acknowledgement that the old jedi code was garbage and too restrictive for actual PEOPLE to follow it.

- kylo still can't kill leia or chewie. we get flashbacks of her singing to him, braiding his hair, comforting him after nightmares. we see baby ben riding on chewie's shoulders. seeing the conflict between kylo recognising his family loved him and still choosing to be a villain would have RUINED ME. he tells hux this, expecting hux to shoot him for it. hux understands - he had a mother, once. the republic killed her.

- (they actually didn't. she was an imperial slave and was probably left behind when an imperial settlement was being razed. the only reason hux actually survived was because he was his father's only heir. there's a whole spiel in the books about brendol going "this kid is a piece of shit bastard i dont want him" and imperial officials being like "the empire needs kids. go pick him up")

- hux decides to kill leia instead. he nearly dies doing so because woman is STILL a force to be reckoned with even at this age. remember she is actually trained to use a lightsaber AND guns. the only reason hux doesn't die? kylo steps in at the last minute and kills his own mother. he's made his choice. he mourns, and then he steels. there is nothing left to pull him to the light side anymore.

- anakin has given up trying to bring his grandson to the light from beyond the grave. him and obi wan are focusing their force ghost attention on rey and finn. now luke and leia are both there too. we get the same "all my jedi ancestors are rooting for me" moment that disney gave us, except now it's shared between rey and finn.

- the two of them plus chewie cut through the knights of ren until they get to kylo. he kicks the living shit out of them, but they manage to kill him. rey earns some gnarly, sexy scars. chewie needs a hug and goddamn does he get one.

- poe is the one to kill hux. he's not just doing it for the galaxy, he's doing it for leia. the first order already stole his first family from him. he won't lose his second family to them. bonus points if BB8 joins the fight and like ... tases hux in the leg a few times.

- we get some gratuitous "c3p0 and r2 are sneaking through an imperial base and fucking shit up but like, badly because 3p0 never stops talking" scenes

- you want to bring rose tico into it? she's head of the resistance's infiltration team. she's with the droids taking down shields, stabbing people in the back, freeing prisoners, stealing plans, sowing chaos. she's the one who finally takes down phasma.

- without their emperor and the knights of ren, the new empire crumbles pretty quickly. the resistance has taken HEAVY losses but they have won. we get a very beautiful funeral scene for luke and leia. there's a gorgeous group hug between finn, rey, poe, chewie and bb8. poe and finn smooch against the sunset.

- we see finn and rey going into crystal caves to get kyber crystals. poe, chewie, bb8, r2 and 3P0 wait outside the cave in the falcon for them to be done picking up their crystals, then we see finn and rey inside the falcon building their new lightsabers with guidance from a bunch of force ghosts. we get to see that rey has chosen to decorate the inside of the falcon with a bunch of potted plants so she can be surrounded by greenery at all time. the found family aesthetic is STRONG

- rey builds a saber pike. it comes out golden. finn builds a standard single blade saber that comes out white, like ahsoka's. gold to emphasise protection of the weak and the perfect blend of combat and scholarly pursuits. white to emphasise free will from both the jedi and the sith. it is emphasised that these two will NOT be your traditional jedi.

- we see an epilogue where poe is working to help shift the republic's focus from political squabbling to actually protecting its citizens. he leads reconstruction efforts, helps establish more of a presence in the outer rim, constantly fights for moving resources from protecting the republic's assests to providing food, shelter and safety to its citizens.

- finn is constantly by his side. we see him protecting his new husband, on the front lines destroying remnants of the empire and the first order, and using his combat prowess to absolutely murder slave owners.

- rey has taken to training new force sensitives with chewie by her side, however she recognises the jedi code has been failing force sensistives for millennia, and instead her teachings are more aligned with the grey jedi philosophy. she recognises that people feel anger, hate, grief - and that they are all valid emotions. it's what you choose to do with them that is important.

- she actively encourages personal connection, believing that loving your friends and family is righteous and the true path to the light side. her apprentices all adore her, and she is always there for them - she'll listen to their worries, from something as small as "i am 13 years old and my first crush just rejected me" to "i am a former slave coming to you after the first order murdered my family and tortured me. i am having nightmares and am afraid of the anger i feel".

- she encourages apprentices to stay in contact with their family, and she becomes that family for the ones who have lost theirs.

- you get the feeling that this time, peace in the galaxy is actually going to last. anakin, obi wan, luke and leia look on from the Force in pride at their children and grandchildren. they did good. they can finally rest.

- the sequels have made personal choice a major theme. finn chooses to defect. poe and rey choose to be kind, when they have every reason not to be. hux and kylo make the wrong choices. there's no flip flopping like a dead fish between good and evil until the very last second. the lines between kindness and freedom and hatred and subjugation are clearly drawn again and again.

- i sit in the cinema after the screen goes black and i weep. i am satisfied. this was a fitting end for a franchise i have loved for most of my life.

[dom-i-nic]

the most painful parts of tcw season 7 bcuz i just read such a painful post abt it and decided to relive it. obvious spoiler warning for those who havent watched tcw season 7

- that picture, that fucking picture of fives, echo, cody, and rex all happy and shit

- cody going “sometimes in war its hard to be the one who survives”

- ECHOOOOO i am sobbing at this point and its like two episodes in

- also this is the last time we see kix before he gets turned into a popsicle so....

- the episodes w/ sokes and trace and rafe were pretty okay, just some dumbasses tryna conn a cartel

- obi-wan and anakin talking with ahsoka

- “we’re going to coruscant” no ur not bitch sit ur asses back down right now thats an order

- ahsoka saying she was gonna talk to anakin and then she didnt fuckdammit

- that last comm with obi wan where hes like we’re going to utapau NO UR NOT UR NOT GOING TO UTAPAU UR GONNA GO TALK TO ANAKIN ABT HIS UNRESOLVED DADDY ISSUES

- maul.

- more maul.

- maul’s fucking visions dammit

- jesseeeeeeee ur so pretty and yet so doomed

- mauls fucking visions dammit

- that slight pause when ahsoka considers his offer. please take it i am begging u TAKE IT HES RIGHT I AM BEGGING U

- SHE DOESNT TAKE THE OFFER T-T

- maul screaming and writhing and yelling that theyre all gonna regret this and theyre all gonna die and hes right yes i kno ur right u repressed anger muffin why the fuck wont ANYBODY listen to u

- all those smilesssssssssss nooooooo (also i kno mauls eyes were supposed to be intimidating but it was just so funny like u could put his coffin ass thing on the ground and use it as a table and mauls eyes would just be watching u with vengeance and death while u took a bite of your sandwich)

- ORDER 66

- ORDER 66

- ORDER 66

- O R D E R 66

- at this point i am sobbing in a corner

- rex’s tears T-T

- theyre tryna kill her

- THEY TRYNA KILL HER

- REX SOUNDS DIFFERENT

- EVERYBODY’s DYING

- E V ER Y BODY S S D Y INGGGGGG

- rex shot his brothers alksdhkjsdedjklnsadlj

- THAT SCENE IN THE HANGAR JESSSEEEEE WHYYYYYY (on a side note jesse looks hella fine in arc trooper armor) WHYYYYYYYyYYYYY

- STOP IT STOP IT STOP TRYING TO KILL HER STOP TRYING TO KILL HIM STOP SHOOTING PPLE

- MAUL GEt ur ASS bacK HErE U TRICK ASS BITCH

- oh my god these bitches dead.

- the helmets noooo why the helmets WHYYYYY

- jesses helmet. JESSES HELMET J E SS E S H E L ME T i am deadeth

i’ve probably drowned in my tears at this point

- THEY WALK AWAY TOGETHER

- ANAKIN WHAT THE FUCK

- ANAKIN HWHWAT HTE FUCKKKKKKKK

- LOOK WHAT U DID U LITTLE SAND-HATING BITCH

LOOK WHAT U DID

ANAKIN SKYWALKER COME BACK HERE AND FIX THIS MESS

[justabeadlizard]

STAR WARS CHARACTERS THAT WAISTED POTENTIAL IN THE SEQUALS

I am in no way saayig i liked these characters i just think they could have had better and more satisfying arcs. Sorry for the spelling and grammer also i forgot the movie names 

Criteria: 1. They were in the 1st and 2nd movie. The third had no room to introduce new people or give them satisfying character arcs. 2. i remember them. at the time i begin its 12:35 am and i hope god kills me

8. that force kid

ya know that one kid who had the force at the end of the second movie and was never addressed??? with the broom??? its like this post where were they going with that???

7. Captain Phasma

i forgot who played her but she was like.....cool and should have been a scarier villian. she did demonstrate girl power by not having tity armor, proving some of the storm troopers could have been girls this entire time, and having cool armor. but thats it

6. Hux

look i dont like this bastard i just think he could have had a consistant charcter?? like bad guy, prank called, spy???? BITCH WHERE!!! he had an Aesthetic and they trashed it. also when did we all decied he had a cat????

5. Kylo Ren/Ben Solo

i might not like hux but i hate this guy. and i hate him so much because he’s my fav trope done bad. like look i SIMP for Zuko ok? like absoulutely and Kylo?? he had potential. the whole han stabbed himself would have been genuenly cool. the force parter thing? rad! the idea that there needs to be both light and dark for the universe to be balanced and with a power couple?? love that! if he had a genuenie redemption and felt bad and appologized to all those he hurt. but disney just said bAgIc TrAcKsToRy and robbed us of what could have been a cool character. i have so many emotions about him but i also hate this stinky man

4. Rose Tico

Rose’s sister did not die with a fucking matching space necklace for rose to go out the window in ROS. like that i get i wasnt expecting them to be like Pacific Rim and let her mourn her siblings but she and Finn kiss and that is never addressed. at all. like what? what was happening god were the 2nd and 3rd movies even connected??? she deserved so much better!!!! i love her!! another kickass woman lead!!

3. Poe Damion

ok first off hes gay so write that down. but also he is sorta robbed in the second movie right?? like i wuld have loved for him to spend time with Finn. like that scarf in movie a la 3 but like theres nothing. hell the comp het they making him do in 3 isnt even that hard of an effort and that one detail that he’s waiting to give his lover his mothers ring??? god use that why dont ya. im loosing my grip on the physical world at this point

2. Rey

so like did her parents matter or not??? Im confused. also why did we need to know that palpatine knocked someone up. let her parents not matter or have them matter!!! She’s a cool female protag but peop[le still be out here like women cant force bend. I DONT CARE SAY UR SEXIST BUT LET HER BE A WILD AND MESS GIRL!!!!!! LET HER HAVE JUST AS MUCH GROWTH AND RESPECT AS LUKE!!!!!! i want to care about her but ive lost that along with my ability to smell

1. Finn

hey ya know who are some of my fave characters? the clones. why? because of their very unique perspective. they fight in this war yet most of them have no illusions. they were built to kill until they are inevitably sacrificed on the battle field. Stormtroopers are evenmore so as they are not even allowed to make familial connections or have names in the system. Finn could have been such a cool character with such a cool perspective. also his force sensitivity should have played a larger point in the movie. in the scene were he gets a bloody handprint on his face it would have been so much more rewarding if we knew that as a force user he was an empath and felt that person die. the implacations of a thing i just now realized. think about it!!! raised in a cold emotionless place and the first major emotion spike is death?? im aware that as a trooper that wouldnt have been the first major moment he felt others emotions but what if that was the one where he figured out what was happening, willingly amplifiyed that persons emotions so he could fell them more clearly and then felt them die. also he and poe were dating 

THE SINGULAR EDIT THAT WILL EXIST--THE ONES WHO WERE DONE DID DIRTY THE MOST WERE THE CAST!! I STAN ALL OF THEM AND ALSO EVERYONE WHO HAD TO WORK ON THOSE COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD MOVIES THANK YOU AND STAN JOHN BOYEGA ESPECIALLY NOW

in conclusion, im not sorry and i do make the rules. i will never edit tjis and it is 1:16 am, my limbs are week and i cant spell. luke should be on there but i feel like i can make another 12-1 am review about him a lone so maybe i will. im going into a comma now  030

[vultures-and-scavengers]

For the Star Wars asks. 1, 11, and 14!

1. do you find force users or non-force users more interesting?

i answered 1 here but i always take an opportunity to not shut up so im going to talk about the force users i do find interesting- and thats force users who are good but are part of an organization they grapple with, or mavericks who go off to do thier own thing. this changes era to era so im gonna go chronologically with the order and type of jedi i find interesting for each. which generally aren’t any canon characters because SW writers aren’t willing to consider the in-universe implications of some of their writing decisions

SWTOR Sith: Sith who don’t do evil things. I’m talking Sith who have personal moral code, sith who live with honor in their lives, sith who are attempting to reform the Empire. sith archeologists who are trying to recover history from their glassed homeworlds.

SWTOR Jedi: Jedi who say, revan’s murder droids are a little fucked up, dont you think? jedi who believe in the republic and want it to be better than it is. jedi who think belsavis is a little fucked up. 

KOTOR Sith: kreia kind of cornered the market on interesting, tbh. but sith who joined revan and felt they have maybe no choice to go back to the jedi order, even though they joined for the reason of protecting people from mandalorian raids, and so they keep on with revan without believeing in it or they go their own way. also the monkeys paw aspect to the force that hits the sith pretty hard in KOTOR2, thats fun to play with

KOTOR Jedi: was revan the only one who got a personality transplant? were there jedi who didnt go to war and regretted it? i have questions and i need answers

TCW Jedi: “i cant reconcile being a good person and having a clone army” jedi, “i dont want the senate to decide which people im compassionate towards” jedi, “i love the order and i want it to be better” jedi

11. who is the most underrated character?

JESSE. he goes through this huge background character arc, and the writers dont... super seem to consider him a lot, but its fine, ive been out here making jesse meta for forever.

jesse and barris post order 66 brotp

jesse becoming an arc trooper

previous jesse ask

he goes from a squad leader who is professional, warm, and dutiful, while also quick to react and yet has a foot-n-mouth problem in deserter to a far more jaded leader (and i would argue he’s still a leader in umbara, since he’s one of the ones that speaks up the most and decides to to fly the ships into the seppies supply ship with hardcase and fives). then by the time of bad batch and order 66 he seemed to hit more of an equilibrium, but then maul. which by the way, people who ship maul and jesse are an instant block from me. shits gross.

and admittedly i like him because i see my own flaws in him. he’s struggled with a loss of faith (this isn’t ever talked about, but like... he tattooed himself with the republic symbol and then umbara. he had a loss of faith.), he struggles with saying things to people he cares about that hurt their feelings accidentally. he definitely seems to be more comfortable as the second in command rather than the first in command, and yeah, same.

i need you to know how hard i worked to not turn this into a 5 page essay. but the tl;dr is that he has some interesting character development, i think you can pull a lot from the moments he is in, he’s a veteran member of the 501st but rose through the ranks in the 501st rather than becoming an arc and rising through the ranks outside the 501st like fives, and has a strong mentor relationship with rex that hits bumps in umbara.

14. what is your favorite alien species?

twi’leks! though pantorans are sneaking up behind them. i just really like designing twileks. like as an alien species, they’re ripe for so much creativity with colors and designs and outfits and backgrounds.

man i just think they’re neat

[glowyves]

Can you do small introductions on each loona member? Or i mean not all of them if u dont want ik theres like 27 of them but just little descriptions of what u think of em would be cute

a chance? to talk abt the loves of my life? 

heejin: you knwo that friend who like if u fuck around during the school yr and need someone to help u out w notes and getting yourself together bc u know shes always on top of her game? thats heejin. girly is an all rounder tbh she can sing dance and as much as ppl like 2 clown her for her rapping shes really not all that bad. LIKE shes just so versatile. she showed that thru mixnine which lol i didnt watch besides cuts but if u watch her performing on there and then see her performing with loona 1/3 it’s like complete opposites but she manages to shine no matter what like it’s effortless for her. shes such a sweet girl too i really do feel like theres a reason she was picked to go first bc she has such a likeable personality. shes funny, hardworking, humble (but not to the point to where she downplays her worth), and just seems like a real ride or die type of friend

hyunjin: MY BABY i hav such a soft spot for hyunjin and it’s hard not to??? she comes across as a little quiet at first and she acts like she doesnt care but she does u know she does shes not fooling anyone idc how many times shes told yeojin 2 shut up on camera i know she’d be one of the first if not THE first girl 2 be by her side (and any members side) if some shit went down. shes such a determined little thing too and when she has her eyes on something she goes for it no thinking abt it no questions asked she just does what she wants and thats something so impressive for a girl her age to be able to do. i feel like shes the type of person to just sit in the back and watch more than participate bc she doesnt mind if the other girls take the spotlight like shes such a chill, laid-back soul. i aspire to be like her. and shes so fucking funny really it’s almost criminal how hard she makes me laugh. ALSO she has the best reactions it’s a disgrace more than anything that i dont hav a folder of just her making stupid faces

haseul: the absolute love of my life? THE jo haseul?? theres a reason shes the member i latched onto the most at the beginning and ultimately kinda the member that tied me down to loona for good. like i was onboard w them from the get but it’s her that sealed the deal. i dont joke when i say she really is their guardian angel and no matter what u think of her in the comparison to the other girls u cant deny the fact that shes born leader material. she makes the other girls feel good and at-ease yknow. like she was always around vivi in the 1/3 loona tvs and u could tell it was like 2nd nature to her being by her side as vivi navigated her way through a country and language she wasnt all too familiar with. and like w/ yves for another example like yves if all facts check out was only w/ bbc for a three week period before they debuted her so obviously she wasnt familiar with any of the girls which is why she was so awkward at first. but haseul? bless her soul she did all that she could to make her feel at home. and she has such a beautiful voice i feel like not enough ppl praise her for it. also fuck yg for making her feel bad during mixnine she deserves the world and he can suck my big toe

yeojin: miss thang miss thang. what 2 say what 2 say. first things first shes a trooper. shes a baby i mean a lot of them are babies but yeojin is an actual baby baby i almost fainted when i learned how old she is. but despite her age shes so firm yknow. when shes doing things she wants to do them right to the best of her abilities and shes always striving to be better which is so admirable bc for me personally at that age i was a goddamn mess i couldnt be doing and juggling even a third of the shit she does. and shes right next to hyunjin when it comes to making me laugh shes just so loud and full of energy even 2 the point where i get tired watching her and im loud and full of energy but her being loud and being full of energy kicks my being loud and being full of energy in the ass. if any of that made sense. but theres never a dry eye in sight when shes in the room and u can tell shes such a joy 2 be around as much shit as the other girls give her lol i just feel real protective of her bc shes just so full of life and laughter and i just want her to be out here living her best life

vivi: it needs 2 be said that i have such high respect for any kpop idol who’s from another country bc theres just so much thats going against them. miss vivi is away from home away from her comfort space away from her friends and family away from a place where she can speak proficiently and fluently bc shes struggling to learn a new language and?? on top of that shes doing all the other standard idol stuff. thats some tough shit thats some scary shit but she takes it all on with a brave face and an open mind. and being able to slowly watch her build up more confidence in the language and basically everything else has been such an honor. like when im out here on my weak shit feeling sorry for myself i gotta think 2 myself what would miss vivi do? how would miss vivi tackle this? i lov this girl honestly i would die for her she does so much and i feel like not all of it is fully appreciated but she’ll have her moment i know she will and it’ll only be a matter of time before ppl see how amazing she is 

kim lip: giiiiiiiiirl. lip is such a strong person. like in all aspects. shes crazy talented it’s a little scary to think abt how much she’ll grow once they properly debut as a group and she gets more experience bc?? she just has so much going for her. her charisma is off the charts she can easily pull a crowd if her solo being a real big jumping point in spreading the loona name says anything at all. and shes such a good pick for the oec leader she definitely has those vibes like u just cant help but listen to her regardless of whatever bullshit she says and she says a lot of bullshit but do i liv by that bullshit and eat it up like shes spouting out the new testament u can bet ur ass i do. lip is definitely one of those girls that u cant help but be drawn to like u just want 2 be her bff bc once u remove her from the stage she has such girl next door vibes i feel like she’d be the type of girl u see in the club and u make small talk by the bar bc u made eye contact by accident and all of the sudden before u know it youve spent ur whole night w her and u hav her phone number and plans to meet up next week bc shes so friendly 

jinsoul: i make fun of her a lot. but w good reason: shes easy 2 make fun of. shes so quirky but not in the ironic way like shes really quirky and a bit of a walking disaster but it’s charming and she makes it work. even if shes not ur fav? shes still? kinda ur fav? even if u dont know it? if i made a list of some of my fav loona moments i assure u she’d be included in about 80% of it like shes such a staple to the group i really cant imagine her not being w them i mean i cant imagine the group w/o any of them but jinsoul especially. sometimes i watch loona vids knowing good and damn well shes not gonna be in them but i still end up thinking where is jinsoul?? bc not 2 speak for everybody (i will tho) but no one can get enough jinsoul. also her voice? i love it it’s one of my favs in not only loona but kpop in general. both speaking-wise and singing-wise. it’s just so pretty i really did astral project the first time i heard sitr & love letter. true out of body experiences 10/10 would recommend the yelp reviews are in shes 100% worth It. what is the It shes worth? idk but whatever It is .. shes worth It.

choerry: i just want her 2 be my little sister wow. miss yerim really has my heart. truly the embodiment of :) . shes so smily and has such a strong energy u cant help but like her. in every loona tv shes in shes making someone laugh or smile and it’s no coinkidink it’s bc shes really just that much of a ray of sunshine and u cant help but fall for her. give her some time i pledge w my life that once they debut she is going 2 shine on variety shows theres no way she wont. she has such good sense and shes so flexible. and if lcm is anything 2 go by shes able to switch it up and kill different concepts and sounds at the drop of a hat. def one to keep ur eye on bc u just know shes gonna go far in the future theres no way she wont she has all the tools in her arsenal to make it big no problem. does she resemble the annoying orange? yes and i’ll hate kim lip forever for putting that image in my head but that wont stop her shes truly a force to be reckoned with.

yves: my baby! u didnt hear this from me but i lov her a lot. she was kinda just thrown 2 the wolves w/ her three weeks of training i can only imagine how nerve wracking it must’ve been for her. here is an army of girls bbc has as potential loona members whove been training for years/knew the other girls who were already chosen as loona members/have even gone along for the ride with the chosen loona members to film their mvs and yet shes the one who was picked to be added after three weeks of her being w the company. three weeks !!! thats a lot of pressure but despite that she gave us everything she got. she was real nervous in the beginning anyone could tell when u watched her loona tv arc but she got over it and by the time chuu’s arc rolled around she was joking around w/ the others like it was nothing. shes so funny too but in an awkward way. like she doesnt mean to be but she says and does shit that makes u ?? and u cant help but laugh. her gig with marishe? i have never seen anything funnier like that bitch really took 100+ photos all w the same face and w the same three poses if that’s not talent idk what is. and i dont think it’s been confirmed in writing yet but shes gonna be such a good leader for the eden unit i feel it in my bones 

chuu: when i tell u my heart has skipped a beat over this girl. im not saying it 2 be dramatic im deadass. my heart has skipped a beat multiple times watching her whether it be a fancam or a loona tv or even a selfie. i’ve watched that little instagram update of her in her pig onesie more times than i want 2 disclose. her voice???? oh my god im in love with it. shes such a strong singer like STRONG and u can hear that in heart attack and girl’s talk and see saw but if u listen to her covers shes done before being introduced as a member it’s like !!!!! wow. and she makes a lot of noises. like just incoherent sounds and its so cute i could cry. like i dont have the attention span 2 sit and watch a vlive if it’s not subbed … but i’d do it for her just bc i love hearing her talk i love her voice on any and all levels u could love someones voice. and all her little mannerisms are adorable and this could really turn into me typing a whole mla formatted essay on how i find her 2 be one of the cutest girls in the world but i’ll spare u. and ofc shes not just cute like i said before this girl is talented and i cant wait for loona to grow as a group so she can be on bigger and bigger platforms for more and more ppl to hear her sing bc thats just how it should be

gowon: i lov her i lov her i lov her!! i’d do just about anything for this girl if she asked but i feel like regardless of who u are u wouldnt be able to refuse her even if u wanted to. i latch onto every word she says everything she says is gold. shes so giggly and a lot of that giggling is bc she probably feels awkward but it’s still real cute. shes also lowkey highkey gotta mouth on her like she’ll really come for ppls throats if she feels it’s necessary and thats beautiful to me. she doesnt get enough credit but as pretty as she is more attention should be focused on her talents bc she is a talented girl. her vocal tone is high and ‘cute’ but i think it melds so well w/ the other girls’ voices and theres a lot of opportunity there if and when they decide to create new sub-units/have more duet songs. and my girl can dance im tired of ppl overlooking her bc?? her pre-debut vids are a little stiff ye but theres so much potential there shes such a gem and i cant wait for her to grow more bc i know theres so much she could be doing w/ what she has

olivia hye: when she said love myself today let u go today? i felt that

[ploonets]

my thots on the rise of skywalker

OKAY so i actually mostly liked it but I do have a lot of thoughts about it and ill probably remember more and add to this later

the beginning was super rushed like wtf was with rey having a convo w leia and then jump cutting to her doing something else and then shes back with leia just to get the light saber? just like... make that one whole scene and conversation

rey and poe yelling at each other for fucking up the falcon and letting a tree fall on bb8 was very funny i love those kids

i love the trio i wanted to see more of them

i mostly liked the redemption arc (i know a lot of ppl dont) but i think it was very fitting for star wars and i like the idea of kylo ren returning to ben again and literally throwing his light saber into the sea by the ruins of the deathstar (the poetry of it all) BUT it was really rushed and i feel like he couldve used more time to come to terms with the fact that his whole life is wrong and he literally murdered his father 

speaking of han i was confused a bit about his memory showing up and i get he wasnt force sensitive but a force ghost wouldve been less jarring to see

why the FUCK did he and rey kiss?????? what was that all about???? ALSO his hand placement on the waist of her fresh CORPSE? what the absolute hell was that like they shouldve kept it at the brother/sister dynamic that wouldve been better narratively and thematically imo with the whole choosing your own family thing and as like a foil to luke and leia

lots of thinking people died and them actually being alive was stupid like you can do it once or twice but good lord thats just too many

rey palpatine???????????????? what

why?????????

it definitely feels like they just wrote it into the script real fast like it felt so forced and her fuckin force lightning thrown in there? what the fuck 

wouldve been better if they had been building to it the whole trilogy but nope just shoved it in

i love D-O they are my favorite droid 

“no thank u” my heart melted

c3po taking one last look at his friends made me want to cry but once again it felt SO FORCED

why did nothing in this movie feel natural

poe is.... very sexy

i adore finn with my whole heart and his concern for his friends really gets to me bc hes never had friends before rey and poe are his whole life and god i would write an essay all about them

their group hug at the end made me also want to cry

poe and finn squabbling was very good

for a moment i was like if theyre friends why are they constantly fighting but then remembered how best friends only exist to chirp and annoy each other

loved how instead of speeders they rode the boar horse things straight onto the star destroyers that was real fun

palpatine’s giant cult was there and chanting???? ok

i liked the convos between rey and kylo and their fights they were all very cool tm and cinematic esp when rey knocks over vaders helmet and the cherries are also spilled that was cool

light saber passing off was also pretty neat ill give that to them

neat storm trooper lady but she also felt very forced in and like they were gonna force a romance between her and finn

but i do love that there were other storm troopers that defected and their story sounded real cool and i would like to see that movie it would be great bc fuck the military

speaking of finn and forced romance rose was barely in the movie? they never acknowledged her kissing finn? like excuse me? you cant just force that in and then pretend it never happened!

i never liked the kiss in the first place but like you gotta at least give some form of closure

also finn’s “i never got to tell you” at rey what the fuck was that supposed to be? 

poe and extremely sexy spicerunner lady and that thing they had?? not totally against it but once again felt forced

was funny at the end tho when he was like kiss and she was like no and he was like ok cool thank u all with their heads/faces

lesbian kiss definitely felt like pandering

thank u so much corporate overlords disney for ur unending support of the gays

shouldve made finn and poe kiss u cowards

i love those boys and them being co generals

the knife was pretty cool with it matching the death star ruins ill admit it ok jeez

thought it was cheesy at first like “oh this knife literally has the location on it” but alright FINE

leia :’(

rey having her own lightsaber (yellow!!!!!) at the end and burying luke and leias was very good

also her declaring to be a skywalker was GOOD

choose your family!!!

but what a fucking long ass pause it took for her to say that

but then again force ghosts were cool

poor chewie all of his friends died

i have thoughts on the end battle but like idk how to say them all so just know i have thoughts but poes panic was good i liked seeing more dimensions of him

poe dameron is sexy i know i already said this but it needs to be said again

love finns new outfit too

OH all the voices telling rey to rise??????? that shit slapped i loved that shit

[kiwikipedia]

Wolffe just takes one look at that explosive fueled friendship before turning to Wise and Strider like “okay, i’m not gonna be the one to clean that up” and its all good.

Def a group-wide struggle to make sure Plo’s fucking asleep with Wolffe even pulling the “dont make me call your riduur, you moron” card because he will. he wont hesitate. He’ll get a shouty kit on the line asap if thats whats needed to make Plo settle down and not take every kriffing night watch. cue the shovel talk coms flooding Kit’s inbox and he’s just like “??? what?? again?? I thought I was done with these hahaha”

Fordo has words with Yoda especially like. Dude, you’ve got a literal miniature storm god out there unable to use all his powers because the Council said he couldn’t? “I might be a clone and dont know shit about Dorin and the Sages, but this funky kel dor that I picked up can fucking freeze shit and use lightning and you better lift that restriction on him or else we’re gonna be fighting this war much longer”  

Shaak Ti thinks this is hilarious.

But yes, once Plo’s back in his own skin so to speak (though its understood that Plo has no real wish to be a general in the first place, he knows he must) he and the pack start to rebuild the 104th. And then the news about the 146th comes in and Plo and Fordo just look at each other like.

“Well. Here comes a new challenger” and instantly sign Voolvif’s transfer forms. In this AU the M10 def just drops in to the 104th whenever they’re not on duty and honestly? 

There’s a rumor within the sepps now. About the 104th and M10 because guess what habit the M10 picked up from the 104th? Howling. 

So yeah, you’re a droid and suddenly you hear just howling and some terrifying eldrich noise from the canyons and then 13 karking ARCs just leap over the sides with 600+ grown men in gray armor with a Kel Dor Jedi who’s literally controlling the weather? 

Dooku is shaking. “What the sith hells is this? Who let Koon use his lightning? Oh my god they’re taking way more ground—”

bonus:

Fordo takes one look at the Guard, goes “Hmmm the senate and chancellor sus” and starts looking into things. Palpatine is ousted the next week. Fordo for chancellor. “You’re laughing. Palpatine was just murdered by an angry, swole ARC trooper and you’re laughing, senator Feng” “OF COURSE IM LAUGHING THIS IS HILARIOUS”

4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?

[sweats nervously] I have a lot of ideas atm like. a lot. 

One that I don’t have anything but the general premise is called “More than Numbers To Turn the Tide” and basically, it's a turn left after the Malevolence where Plo refuses to take a whole battalion but the GAR is insistent he leads more than just three survivors and try and force a brand new, never seen battle before, and not really ready to leave Kamino, battalion onto him. Thankfully a certain Red Alpha ARC takes some matters into his own hands.

And one that has some more built into it is called “Fall from Grace” and its a Good Omens and Fate Grand Order crossover where Crowley runs into Fujimaru and Shuten Doji in Aziraphale’s bookstore and has a small freak out:

There were few humans who became demons because of what they did on earth. Demons and humans were just too different. Sure, taking deals and such could turn people into demons, but it was rare for them to do it in the method that the Eastern Demons loved to increase their ranks.

And none was as well known among the demons of both hell and earth as she was.

Though, he was certain she was killed off sometime in the 1500s or so.

And she had certainly shrunk down.

Her hair was in a boy-ish bob, but still that deep purple that shone in the moonlight, her skin seeming to reflect the purple hue with how pale she was. Despite that, she donned normal, human clothing— white jeans and black boots, a black croptop under an oversized, blue colored jacket with the word Golden!! printed on the back… she looked almost human.

If it weren’t for her horns that were to be seen, bright as day. But despite that, no one else in the shop seemed to notice— much less the ginger-haired girl who walked in with the short demon.

She seemed either entirely oblivious— meaning that she was planning something and tricking the poor girl— or she knew and she was some sort of supernatural being that was hiding her— or their— presence.

Crowley did’t want to risk either, and contemplated backing out of the shop and back to the back room. Only, he had been spotted.

She tapped the shoulder of the human girl, who was standing at one of the bookshelves looking at the titles, and then asked her something. The old man raised a brow, but didn’t stop his own look through of the books as the ginger nodded and glanced over to Crowley. 

He had taken his eyes off of her for a second— no, less than one— and that was his first mistake.

With her, he knew it was better to never take his eyes off of her.

She was already behind him.

“Didn’t think you’d be here, little snake.”

Crowley stiffened, but turned.

“Lord Doji,” he greeted, feeling sweat bead his forehead. That goddamn smile hadn’t changed.

Crowley had only had a few run ins with the infamous Oni and her followers, but nothing long lasting since they had been on opposite ends of the world. Still, he could sense the sheer amount of power that rolled off of her even with it suppressed— it had to be suppressed, there was no way that human would be standing if it wasn’t. 

“No need to be so stiff, darling,” Shuten all but cooed and he shuddered. That damn tone.

“What are you doing here?” he asked instead and she hummed, her gaze moved past him, and he heard laughter from the human she was with. 

“I could ask you the same thing,” she said, hands in her coat’s pockets. “Especially in a place that smells so much of feathers.”

“Comes with defecting from Hell.”