#THAT’S THE STORY

[cozy-earthbaby]

Danny doing homework:

Ghost appears:

[onedivinemisfit]

They’re in love your honor, and I will never be normal again 🥹🥹🥹

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

Thinking again about how they’re making the final season rn

[venting402]

there’s something about Hispanic men that can grow a full beard 🤭

[walkawaytall]

Good news: The cute security guard at work likes my milkmaid braids today.

[thesquishiee]

My coworker asked me if I had a touch of ‘tism

[pointless-letters]

Gripping stuff, it really is.

[francesderwent]

I gave a little sigh. “Okay,” I said. “If you say so.”

Lockwood grinned a sooty grin. “In six months, when have I ever let you down?”

I was just opening my mouth to start the list when the ceiling above the desk gave way. Burning spears of wood and chunks of plaster crashed down behind us. Something struck me on the back. It knocked me out and over the windowsill. Lockwood tried to grab me as I fell. He lost his balance; our hands snapped shut on air. We seemed to hang there for a moment, suspended together between heat and cold, life and death—then we both toppled forward into the night, and there was nothing but rushing darkness all around.

[notsopersonalcharlie]

i think ppl are failing to realize oppenheimer is just about a slutty slutty smart man having sex, being sad, and blowing shit up

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

Hi! you tagged my post as "amongus collective ass post" and I need to know what the amongus collective is pls,,

Hi there 👋

The amongus collective refers to a discord server I’m part of and our main connection/how we got to know each other is through the dsmp.

We have a couple of jokes about doomsday (including that another member and I are notoriously not allowed to be in the same VC when discussing doomsday lol)

The post just made me think of them and how I love having friends 💗

[alsaurus-loves-dean]

that’s the story and he’s sticking to it

[emeraldbabygirl]

Once upon a “dadDY™️” (I’m sorry in advance), I was on the clock app and found this thing called a south star boys and I watched a couple videos and I remembered that whenever I went on the snapchat in the past month there was these clips that had to do with some star boys and so I thought this south Boys was the thing I saw on tiktok and I was like 👁👄👁 then I discovered I was wrong and there’s a North Star Boys which is the one I first saw on Snapchat. So I watched a lot of North star boys (it’s autocorrecting itself wtf) anyway I discovered other than Ryan who is indeed quite the fine lad 🙄 that they had a YouTube channel. So I did what any curious cat would do and I’ve watched like 10 of their videos and I am kinda embarrassed that I know all their names from just like 5 videos? And that I seem to enjoy whatever tomfoolery they do and that I do think they’re all kinda cute with Ryan being the cutest but they’re like I think the average age is like 20? And I heard that Kane was like 30? Um because they act like coconuts and they do look like 15-18 so whenever I watch I feel strange but that’s just like me feeling weird finding people who are younger than me attractive so.

Um..idk y’all know me whenever I go on tiktok I find the attractive people and I guess there was some sussy beef that went down with south star boys and I had no idea who they were along with some other people but we were all of a sudden very invested in finding out the tea. Yeah Idk why I find this embarrassing for me. And half the time I literally have no idea what they are talking about cause the words and language they use is so gen z (listen I’m apparently gen z but the front part, I’ve seen the back end all over tiktok and it’s chaotic and whack) these guys fit right in like the definition of gen z males imo. Idk I just don’t understand anything about the whole humor and language that’s all over tiktok I feel like an old person with technology expect I’m asking people what all these new words mean cause I’ve never heard of them. And yet I’m starting you use them and I hate it. Also also sometimes um like y’all know I have a thing with clothing and if you don’t hi I have a strange clothing kink, but these guys and I’ve obviously noticed it first in the kpop boys especially the newer groups but maybe it’s like a trend or a gen z thing idk but they have fits that look hella good ya’know? Like in general the way more men are wearing suits and like jewelry and ugh I’m sorry. They look good, saw the video where the north boys have the puppy and Ryan is wearing a plain tee and slacks and like a necklace and I’ve seen idols do the same it’s so simple and casual but why is it so hot? I’m going to stop now this is odd and embarrassing I feel like a teenage girl from the early 2000’s drooling over The Backstreet Boys sksksksksks

[chunkysoup22]

[sanct1f1ed]

funniest shit is going down on discord rn

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^