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[ctrl-lupin]

So you see, that’s where the trouble began. That smile. That damn smile.

[garaks-padded-bra]

You used to have so much fun here, remember?

[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[princessbutler1316]

This movie only have iconic posters

[oddthesungod]

A noble steed fit for a prince ✨💙

[metkapop]

My fail loser Durge who’s bad at everything

[annabelle--cane]

I would also like to give celia props for how not insane she seems to be. if I went through months of personalized torture, lost most of my memories, got taken in by a cult for protection, got dragged back into the torture, survived to see my world saved from the malevolent entities, somehow tripped and fell through a portal into a brand new world where the malevolent entities existed again, was completely alone, managed to find the alternate version of one of my old cult leaders whom I'd previously known as infallible and all-powerful only for her to be a paranoid low-key conspiracy theorist, and had to raise a newborn by myself while working an evil night job that I was in constant danger of losing because I kept teleporting sixty miles away in my sleep and almost getting hit by trains and cars, I would mentally and physically shatter into a million tiny pieces and begin to haunt highgate cemetery.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I cannot wait for this Stan to reconnect with his Ford.

I still haven't figured out HOW exactly they'll meet yet, but I do think that Ford would ATTACH himself to Stanley and talk his ears off forever when they eventually get comfortable :] and Stanley would listen because HOLY SHIT, THAT'S HIS BRO HE HASN'T SEEN FOR 40-ISH YEARS, HE MISSED HIS VOICE. Nonstop certified Yapper & Listener relationship <3

Stanley looks dead faced because of his ingrained poker face, but he's thouroughly enjoying it, even if sometimes he has no idea what the fuck Ford is saying. He never interrupts him though, since he knows people usually ignore or interrupt him mid-talk already. So sometimes Stan gets stuck in awkward situations where he has to leave or do stuff, but also doesn't have it in his heart to stop Ford and extract himself out of a (one-sided) conversation.

[bhaalrespawn]

the real reason they cut ketheric being a companion is that if he had to be in the same room as gortash and durge for a single second ever again, he'd simply kill everyone. the moment he sees gortash give durge that stupid puppy dog eyes look he'd end it all.

[applejuicewerewolf]

Bhaal cultists: The Lord of Murder demands sacrifice. We will paint the city red in his honour and revel in his glory!

also Bhaal cultists:

[andi-o-geyser]

despite how you feel about the changes from the stream to the show, if you like or dislike them, i love how inherently hilarious the narrative path tlovm is taking regarding perc’ahlia is because a situationship would literally kill campaign percy and vex like how the internet would kill a small victorian child. they are NOT built for that

[watmalik]

There are 2 types of fighters 💅

[luc3ks]

they were my original toxic yuri

[laurents-secret-diary]

oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

[chronurgy]

I think that before Gortash and Durge started working together, they were both very lonely. And part of why their relationship is so intense is that they both see the other as the only person in the world who can handle them. The only other person in the world who could possibly understand them or be on their level, and to some degree, chosen as they are by evil gods, they're not really wrong.

Because as worshipers of dark gods, both Gortash and Durge have very specific paths laid out before them. As a worshiper of bane, gortash needs to become a tyrant - he needs to end up on top of the world. And as they said in the Prayer for Forgiveness, Durge is well aware that Bhaal created them to be the last soul alive.

But both of those things, being on top of the world and being the last soul alive, are very lonely ways to be. And I think both Gortash and Durge have both had periods in their lives where they were very lonely - Gortash in the house of hope (or frankly even before that, his parents hardly seemed loving) and Durge was likely treated more as an instrument than a person in the Bhaal cult. Neither of them want to be alone again, and after meeting the only other person in this world who can possibly be on their level, they seem to immediately set out to find ways to work the other person into their rigidly planned out lives.

Gortash genuinely plans to share power with with Durge, to rule alongside them. He gives you, his co-conspirator, his partner in crime, half the credit for the plans - calling them "our" plans. He's happy to hear you're alive, he's genuinely pleased to see you again, and he's ready pick right back up where you left off. He tests your resolve with the netherstones because he very specifically doesn't want another flunky, he wants an equal. He doesn't want to be alone up there on top of the world, with no one who could ever hope to understand him. He wants Durge right there with him and he's willing to commit a Banite sin (sharing power! the horror!) to get it.

And Durge, well, we saw the Prayer for Forgiveness. Durge plans to kill Gortash on Bhaal's altar, the same place they hope to die. I do think that Durge intended to kill Gortash last, and kill him slow. So that when they kill themselves he'll still be there. So they can die together, hand in bloody hand on that altar. Because being created to be the last soul alive is such a lonely fate, to know that you'll die completely alone, without even someone to hold your hand. And that is Durge's sin, the one small comfort they'd allow themselves - not dying alone, but dying with Gortash, holding his hand, knowing that there was someone there who loved them as they both breathed their last. Imagining dying in a loving embrace instead of alone in a cold world.

It's interesting to see how they both can't escape their gods plans for them (ruling and dying), can't bring themselves to imagine any other ending, but also go on to explicitly sin against their respective gods in the name of their relationship (ruling together, dying together). They're both drowning and they know they can't escape but goddammit they're going to go down together, the only two people in this world who can handle each other, the only two people who matter.

[lambforester]

Nasty dog