#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING!!!

[venusinthesun]

May I pretty please with cherry on top request a Yan!Ningguang with a darling who SOMEHOW manadged to escape and she found her 2 years later?(bonus points if she started a new relationship)

Omg I love Ningguang!!!! I’ve been playing her since 2021 and she’s like basically my wife <3

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It’s a box on your doorstep.

It was decent sized, maybe a bit water damaged from the recent snow that has fallen. Youll bring it inside, carelessly throwing it onto the counter as you focus on more important things. Things like your current partner, things like your brand new house, and things that aren’t from her. But eventually you’re going to have to open it.

And when you do, your hands will carefully pick up the necklace. It’s gorgeous and it almost makes you regret throwing the box so haphazardly to the side. It’s so Gorgeous that clearly it must be that gift your friend mentioned was coming. They did say it would arrive late after all. As a sign of appreciation, you decide to wear it to your workplace, hoping that somebody will notice your new jewelry. Your lovely spouse helps you put it on right before you walk out the door for work, gleefully fidgeting with the stone that looks so familiar.

It isn’t until you get to work that you realized your friend said they wouldn’t be able to yhe send the gift until a few weeks later. And another realization hits as your lovely, terrifying ex-fiancé stands in front of you. Calm smile and put together like the Tianquan always is. She pulls you aside in the meeting room, so gleefully telling you about how your boss decided to make you the new head of the liyue branch, and how closely you will be working with her.

If she didn’t refine and polish her demeanor to a fine point, you could have swore she would be giddy right now as she carefully grabs your necklace. Ningguang rubs her fingers over the cor lapis imbedded in it, asking you if you liked her welcome back gift even if it was a bit early. She doesn’t bother waiting for a response as she continues on about how your accommodations will be in the jade chamber itself, about how most of you time will be spent there as well for meetings, for her. You suddenly feel a chaste kiss to your lips, red lipstick making your lips just that much pinker. You can tell by the way she leaves a hand on your waist, perfectly making sure you can’t walk away, she will never, ever let you take your mind off her again.

[silverbackwolf14]

Please elaborate on the lesbian riddlebird you have imagined for the new Caped Crusader if you are still inclined to

Oh my gosh, hi hello thank you for asking I’m so excited!!!!

(also side note, I love your writing, you are amazing!)

Sapphic Riddlebird below!

So, because we don’t know much about the Universe of the Caped Crusader yet I have made my own assumptions, the first of which being that this takes place somewhere in the 30s-50s. This is important because Sexism™.

We know a bit about Oswalda Cobblepot in that she is our beloved Penguin who seems to run a crime syndicate in Gotham City, but she is also said to be a singer (I swear I read that somewhere in an article) so I imagine she has a very large public image. In my version of this she owns the lounge and performs there. Due to societal opinions, she’s seen as a bit of a disgrace. No one would ever say it to her face, but the facts remain that she is an unwed woman who performs and is getting up there in years and does not bend to societal norms. She’s never been beautiful by modern beauty standards, and she wasted her youth performing (and gaining power in the underworld) instead of finding a husband. Such a shame.

Oswalda doesn’t care about any of this obviously. She’s doing very well for herself, and despite keeping up the image that she is a high society lady, she breaks just about every gender norm in the book and is very proud of this. She's known for taking women under her wing and hiring them at the lounge. There's also rumors of her employees' worthless husbands disappearing, but that's neither here nor there.

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Edith Nashton is a secretary at Wayne Industries. She has a brilliant mind and a penchant for science. Especially engineering. Engineering was just solving a puzzle. Easy as a riddle, and Edith loved a good riddle. She originally applied to be an engineer at Wayne Industries, but she was laughed out of the office and handed a secretary job. In dire need of money, she took the job. As she worked there, she helped with projects in secret. Fixing notes here, redesigning blueprints there. Never receiving credit of course, she couldn’t let them know a lowly woman was their reason for success. After being berated for giving a suggestion on counterbalance valves for a new machine, she decided she was sick of it all.

She went to the Iceberg lounge to drown her sorrows in booze and a show after having been ‘invited out’ by coworkers. (A group of them were going and she happened to be nearby. She knows it was a pity invite.) It is there that she meets Oswalda, having just finished a set onstage. Oswalda asks about her troubles, as no one should look so unhappy at her lounge.

Edith breaks down and reveals her troubles to Oswalda, who is certainly no stranger to such troubles, but is wise in experience on how to get around such societal problems.

Oswalda takes Edith under her wing, where the two grow closer together, becoming each other’s biggest confidants.

Edith takes on the form of Edward Nygma, after learning that a hat, a suit, and a touch of makeup can be all that’s needed to pass as a man, especially if they’ll never suspect a woman of being able to be as much of an engineering genius as Edith is.

Under the guise of Edward, Edith becomes Wayne Enterprises’ top scientist. However, after the business experiences a record loss, cutbacks are made, and Edith loses all funding.

Furious, Edward marches into the board of directors where they give everyone within earshot a piece of their mind. Edward is fired and promptly loses it. How dare they fire the smartest person in Gotham!

Edith returns to Oswalda, who lends a shoulder to cry on. The two have gotten very close. Perhaps closer than they realize. As Oswalda comforts a very distressed Edith, our lonely and touch starved scientist kisses an eagerly accepting crime boss. Edith, shocked at what she has just done, profusely apologizes, swearing she was just tired, and please don’t tell anyone I promise I’ll leave-

Oswalda shushes her. She has had her fair share of both men and women partners in her time, and Edith’s kiss was hardly unwelcome.

Edith is incredibly nervous; she’s never been in love with a woman before. She’s only ever had two boyfriends, neither of which were worth a damn, but when she’s with Oswalda. . .she finally feels like she belongs and can be herself without fear.

After a period of healing and self-growth, and A LOT of planning, Edith vows revenge against all of Gotham. How DARE they not see her for the genius she is? So, she once again adopts a new name. This time that of the Riddler. A fearsome green jackal who terrorizes the city, executing those who cannot answer their questions. The Riddler is neither man nor woman, but an Enygma. Simply a genius hell bent on the destruction of Wayne Enterprises, and all that stands in their way.

When the Riddler’s tirade is over for the night, Edith Nashton returns to Oswalda, who glows with pride at her partner’s success.

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There’s bat stuff too but this is the basics. Not sure if I’ll write it as I’m in between two fics right now and a batman creature AU.

[izvmimi]

Minidoriya (?) question time!!! What’s their current passion in life? And what do they want to be when they grow up?

omg the minidoriyas :((

okay so izumi (oldest) doesn't actually know what he wants to do yet but he under no fucking circumstances wants to be a hero despite being enrolled at ua in the hero class named after the last two symbols of peace. damn, tough luck kid (he's not being forced to do anything, he'll figure out things himself).

aki (second oldest) wants to be his dad. like that's it. he wants to be exactly izuku jr, meanwhile the person who actually looks like the spitting image of izuku is like please don't associate me with him!!!

atsuna (third, first daughter) actually wants to be a patisserie chef!

kenji (fourth, third son) wants to be a racecar driver. this is so ironic considering his quirk. imagine inheriting gearshift and wanting to switch gears for a living. i'm tired.

aoi (fifth, twin) wants to be a doctor and ai (sixth, twin) wants to be a human rights lawyer!

[foibles-fables]

happy ffwf! tell me about YOUR current favorite wip :)

AAHH thank you for asking!!!

While I'm having fun actively writing the [cough] missing scene from the end of Shadow of Kyoshi's "Cultural Diplomacy," I think my true favorite WIP is one I'm still simmering in the brain soup--a proposal fic using some Sei'naka betrothal headcanons I've cooked up :) I am excited to unleash them

[evilwriter-originals]

What is Girad like? What motivates him?

Girad is a cinnamon roll on the outside but could actually kill you type. He’s polite and eager to learn about Nessari culture. He’s going into the marriage with an open mind. However, there’s a lot of insecurity in him from his father’s abuse and constant ridicule. His father also had his mother executed for use of magic, so Girad holds a grudge against him for that. He misses his mother deeply. It’s where he gets his sweet side.

Currently in the story (where I’m at with writing it, that is), Girad just wants to clear his name of being a suspect in Anaria’s disappearance. He 100% had nothing to do with it. King Sol’s superstition makes sense though, given that Girad was the last to be seen with Anaria.

Girad could be a mess on the inside, but he’s managed to hold himself together pretty well. That doesn’t mean there aren’t cracks that torment him though. I can’t wait to write more of him.

[persephoneprice]

Since anons are a trend rn, here I am

I wanna hear more petty drama between the mentors

ah hello i’m happy to have you!!

→ when they were like 10, livia cardew convinced everyone that since her mother ran the largest bank in panem- she should handle all the money her friends had. at this point, most of them didn’t actually have money yet as their families were still bouncing back from the war. she was able to successfully swindle money out of felix, hilarius, and sejanus (he wanted to make a friend so bad). she used the money to buy her and her girls matching lip gloss.

→ the ring twins + florus are infamous for spiking some of the drinks at school dances. it usually leads to drama. for example, when they’re 16 and pup harrington drinks the spiked drinks without realizing and ends up confessing he has a huge crush on clemensia dovecote. by yelling about it. in front of her and everyone else. people still quote it to her to embarrass her.

→ vipsania is a terror in gym class. an absolute terror. festus creed finally gets sick of it and organizes the whole class to pick her last for their dodge ball teams. when she finds out he’s behind it, she starts pelting him with balls (no one helps him and he’s helpless against an angry vipsania).

[cyberwhumper]

What whump discord were you talking about ?

Hi anon!

This is the one I was talking about! It's @whumperofworlds 's server if I'm not mistaken?

Feel free to join if you're interested, everyone there is super chill!

[lattesqueeze]

1, 11, 28 for the get to know me asks pls!

Hiya babe!!!! Thank you for asking!!

1. What do you do for work?

Honestly? Fantastic question. I’d love to know. My job is essentially whatever my boss decides he wants me to do on any given day. Basically i’m a personal assistant, featuring HR management and also legal…stuff.

Fun fact (maybe) I am actually a trained and qualified barrister in New Zealand! But, since I don’t live there anymore, I’m just another gal with a law degree.

11. What was your childhood dream job?

What wasn’t my childhood dream job?! I wanted to be an archaeologist and a vet and an astronaut and a pilot and a Formula One driver and a teacher and a filmmaker and an author and……

I have genuinely never had any real direction or drive in life ever, and pursued a whole entire law degree because my English teacher when I was 16 said I’d be a good lawyer. And then. It was too embarrassing to NOT do law. So I qualified and registered. And then went into practise. Lmao

28. What is something you are sure you’d NEVER do?

I mean, never say never, right? This year, I’ve done so, so many things that were like. My biggest dreams last year, so I never thought I’d do!!

I think one thing that I’m about 90% sure about though is having children. Either biologically or by adoption. I don’t think my health (physical and mental) will ever be in a stable enough place for me to give them the life they deserve.

[aimfor-theheart]

lipstick stain and lace for you n woowoo please!

amira thank you so much for asking!!! <33 much love to you!! <33

lipstick stain ౨ৎ where do you love to kiss them? where do they love to kiss you?

i love to kiss his stubbly jaw all the time...i like to leave lipstick marks there especially. he likes to kiss my hand or palm a lot...and when he's messing around he likes to kiss all the way up my arm because he's a dorky sap and he knows im ticklish!!

lace ౨ৎ what’s their favorite outfit of yours?

ohh this is such a good question...kinda tough!! i think he really appreciates some of my more masc looks...esp the billowy shirts with slacks...some buttons undone + necklaces + rings....but he's also such a sucker for a mini skirt and tights. makes him a lil crazy smh. in general, i think he also likes me in darker colors + a little edgier/vampy-ier ! not to say he doesn't like some of my sweeter outfits, but he just really loves me in blacks, reds, dark blues, etc! here are some example pics!!

ask me some selfship questions!

[kairos-polaris]

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*tips hat* M'lady

/j /j sjsjsjsjjshshsjajab

Still 🌹👀🌹👀🌹👀

struggled finding something I haven't shown you already but here is some stuff

Locked Tomb fic (Rose Red by The Mechanisms edition) that I should rewrite

A relic from before the Resurrection, that the Kindly Prince of Death didn't bother bringing back. It was rare that he would explain the joke to anyone (Kiriona being the only one he would offer the explanations to), most of the time he seemed to delight in the confusion he caused.

from the Archives time travel au

"Past, present and future exist simultaneously so what it is time travel if not getting lost in the corridors connecting each moment," Jonah read out loud the first sentence, absentmindedly noting how his voice grew more distorted with each word.

this one isn't technically a wip but I keep coming back to the idea. I could rework it a bit and fit my later ideas

“You are alive,” Jon says calmly and evenly. “And I am alive. How unfortunate.”

[elizabeth-mitchells]

do you have a favorite aquatic animal

do penguins count?? penguins. because if they do it's penguins. it's always penguins. penguins. wikipedia says they're aquatic. it has to be penguins, please say penguins counts. penguins. penguins penguins

i've been obsessed with them since i was a kid. i once did a presentation about penguins. i have a penguin tattoo. about 17 penguin plushies. every time my little cousins visit they count all the penguins they can find in my room and the number always increasess. i saw penguins at a zoo one time and i did not jump into the water with them but like. something happened. i think the oscar winning movies march or the penguins and happy feet are the best movies ever. they're so silly. they're gay. they're adorable... i love them so much

[destiel-wings]

i love playing with different versions of Dean and Cas, mixing and matching them with versions of the other from different places in the timeline or alternate universes (Endverse!Cas/post-series!Dean makes brain go BRRRRRMMM)

what are your thoughts on swapping them around with each other and are there any combination(s) you particularly enjoy?

Okay I've been sitting with this one for some time because that's such an interesting concept to think about.

I've read a fic quite recently, the weight of water by eddiegirl where later seasons Cas gets sent back in time to 2003 Dean and I loved it soooo much (i highly recommend it!!). It was so nice to see this lighter version of Dean, a Dean that hadn't been through hell (nor to hell, literally) interacting with Cas (gahhh I'm still going feral if i think about this fic ���❤❤ seriously go read it now), so that would be my favorite choice now (I'm probably biased by this fic, but I'll take it! 😂)

Now that you mention post-series!Dean my angsty side is thinking about him going back in time instead and interacting with any version of Cas, like, heartbroken and full of regrets, just happy to see Cas again and wishing he could make it better, maybe even cornering his past self somewhere and slapping himself till he realizes his feelings for Cas "before it's too late"

GAAAAAAHHH 😭💔💔 (maybe i should write that)

[gabbysdawsons]

pick a card ,  any card . + dealers choice!

“Yo, June. What’s up?” Juno should have been startled by a person appearing suddenly outside her window in the middle of the night–but JJ had stopped startling her years ago. She doesn’t bother to glance up from her book as she replies, “yo, dude, shut up.” 

Her dad was home–passed out cold on the couch and snoring away like a buzz saw–but still home. Sound carried in this house, and JJ had a habit of running his mouth until they both got in trouble for it. 

JJ, apparently takes her response as an invitation. She hears the clatter of him clambering through her window, feels the bed frame rattle as he flopped onto the bottom bunk. He promptly starts pushing her mattress up with his feet through the wooden slats. Juno shuts her book with a definitive snap and leans over the side of the bunk bed, her hair falling in a messy unwashed curtain over her face. She hangs there, practically upside down like Peter Parker, as JJ flashes her a toothy grin. She narrows her eyes at him. She takes aim and tosses the book at him. It hits him squarely in the ribs, not hard enough to hurt or leave a bruise, but just hard enough to get him to knock it off. 

JJ tosses the book somewhere down by his feet–he still has his disgusting muddy shoes on–before he crosses his arms behind his head, making himself comfortable. Like a cat in a fucking sun beam.

Juno narrows her eyes at him, unfortunately free of anything physical she could throw at him. “You’re not even gonna ask?” JJ cracks an eye open, looking at her reproachfully. As if she was the one crashing into his room half past midnight. He shrugs before he begrudgingly mumbles, “can I crash here?”

“Pay up, J.”

She holds her hand out over the edge of the bunk bed, and he drops a small disk into her palm. It was a quarter–it must have been a nice quarter once, but now it was rusted over with grime and something vaguely sticky. She promptly drops it on the floor. 

“Try again.”

He grumbles a string of profanities as he digs through his pockets, fishing around even in the deepest depths of his cargo shorts pockets before he comes up with a handful of loose screws and a rubber band. He presents it to her with a melodramatic flouish. “Pick a card, any card, m'lady.”

Juno raises her eyebrows. “What are you, the Little Mermaid?” She picks up the rubber band and stretches it between her fingers. “Why do you have this?”

JJ doesn’t answer, instead he jingles the screws in his palm, like she’s a dog and he’s bribing her with treats. She rolls her eyes and gathers up the screws–they were junk, but she’d accepted less from him before. 

“Thank you.” She flops back onto her bed, before she tosses him another pillow over the edge of the bed. A round of sputtering follows. It must’ve hit him in the face. She snickers to herself before she adds, in a deadly serious tone. “If you snore I’m smothering you.”

JJ goes quiet–quieter than she thinks she’s ever ever experienced. She debates saying something–asking if he was okay–but that really wasn’t her style. The next minute seemed to drag out forever, and she rolls over in bed, preparing to go to sleep, when she hears JJ murmur. “Thanks, J.”

“No problem, man.”

[bg-brainrot]

The Consequences of Convenience from the WIP game sound very interesting 👀💜

Ahhh thank you for asking! <3

The Consequences of Convenience is one of my longer fics I'm working on, and it's a marriage of convenience between Tav and an unromanced Astarion!

Tav is such a people-pleaser in Act 1 that they couldn't bring themselves to accept anyone's heart for fear of making the others' sad. While they grew in confidence and learned to set boundaries over the course of the game's plot (i.e. convincing Astarion not to ascend, good-endings for the crew), they were in too deep to change their mind on romance at that point.

They still end up friends with everyone from the group, and, in particular, besties with Astarion-- so much so that they still agree to stay with him after the events of the game. Platonic roommates, what could go wrong, am I right? c:

Anyway, long set up short: They decide to get married to Astarion to appease their jerk of a father and gift Astarion the land where Cazador's palace used to be. They are Idiots in Love to the max!

Currently working on: the aftermath to their deal with Tav's father, including all of their former companions reactions 👀

[izvmimi]

hello mimi!! how are you?? i was wonderingggg, what do the boys give/do for your anniversary? 👀

yk i actually haven't figured out when my anniversaries are for blorbos aside from izuku which is 11/3 hehe <33 BUT

izuku has a little notebook that he keeps all his musings in for the year, so during our anniversary i get to annotate all of his thoughts, even the ones where he's annoyed at me. he writes in that specific book in green and i write in purple. it's a fun little reflection activity on top of flowers and a candlelit dinner!!!

asta throws a little banquet every year and we have just our closest friends and family come, because he likes to yap and he especially likes to yap about me to my chagrin. we get a new royal portrait too, just the two of us but also with our little family later on!

tanjiro and i spend some time in the mountains mostly praying and burning incense both for our family members we can't see anymore and exchange vows for the coming year in private (this au is a little sadder since it's an isekai and also like what happens canonically in demon slayer yk HAHA). then we have a hot spring spa date!

[fitzrove]

3 and 20 for the ask game? :)

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

For Elisabeth: whenever someone brings up wikipedia info as new knowledge that the fandom must have been ignoring until now, usually about how Rudolf wasn't a kitty cat meow meow in real life ahshfjgj. As musical Rudolf's court appointed (royal court, as we know crown princes are above the law) pr manager I'm tired of always showing people pictures to prove that he is indeed kitty cat meow meow and that that portrayal is important and justified in many ways

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring

For a long time, the song nichts nichts, gar nichts asjjdjfjgj. I've warmed up to it and can now enjoy it if I haven't seen that performance before! But I don't really listen to it on albums. I mean, it's about depression and it's relatable to a lot of people, it's not a bad song, but for me The Song for that is schatten 2, which has a slightly different approach - a less resigned and empty type, more anxious of impending doom than seeing it as already unfolding/having unfolded in your life, suffering because you think you might be able to save or fix things but it's almost too late and you're running out of time so there's constant pressure on you. Both are as despairing but the latter is more relatable to me personally