#THANK YOU FOR THE TAG AAAAAAAAAAA

[becca-alexa]

tea or coffee: Neither! I'm really not into drinking anything hot in general - tea, coffee, cider, whatever. I like my drinks cold, but even then, I don't drink tea or coffee. Tea, because it all tastes like leaves to me. Coffee, because it just tastes burnt. I didn't grow up drinking either one so I never developed a taste for it, I guess.

dogs or cats: I've had neither, but I would have to pick dog purely for the fact that I'm terribly allergic to cats - like, my face swells up like a balloon and bruises like a peach kind of allergic. I actually have a turtle, so I guess the most honest answer for this would also be neither? Reptiles are the chillest pets, y'all - if you're willing to put in the work they're great.

can you play an instrument? I spent a few years learning classical guitar in my teens but that didn't last because it got boring - been trying to pick the guitar back up, though! Used to play piano as a kid, too, but that's neither here nor there lol

what’s your sign? Pisces 🐟

favorite lyrics that pop into your head? "I feel like everybody's singing out of tune (I feel so blue)" / "I feel like I can't help but always be so blue (keep pulling through)" / "But in the end I know I must keep pulling through" / "And brace myself for all the hell-like petals on the moon" - Petals on the Moon by Wasia Project

do you have tattoos? No, sadly 😔

favorite place you’ve ever traveled? Getting to see my grandpa's childhood home in Brazil was probably the best place I've traveled to... I've been to Japan but that wasn't the best time for MANY reasons - I would totally want to go again, though!

what’s the last movie you watched? Honest to God, I don't remember 😩

what languages do you speak? I grew up learning Brazilian Portuguese and English at the same time - I guess Portuguese would TECHNICALLY be first? Either way, I can speak both at the same level, so it's fine 💗

do you have any hobbies? Writing, reading, bookbinding, listening to music, sleeping, cooking, begrudgingly using my treadmill to keep from melting into my office chair, sewing, crochet (barely), and collecting romance novels, for the most part

you can hang out with one fictional character for an hour, who do you choose? I want to default to Eddie or Steve, but I feel like I'd get along better with like Robin or Argyle -- in a past life, I would have chosen like Martian Manhunter or Teal'c

compliment yourself: You're doing things! You're doing what you didn't think you could! Look at you! Baby steps, bbygurl you've been through a lot and you're doing so much more 💗

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thank you for the tag @i-me-mine 💗💗💗💗💗💗

tagging as I would love to read your answers (no pressure, as always): @aftermidnightwriting @prettyblondguys @eddiemunsons-missingnipple @munsonswife @navnae @niceboyeds and anyone who would like to do it too!

[lemons-pears]

hero? don't make me laugh, old man

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inspired by a post by @toastthewolfie

apologies❗ honestly, i wanted to render this further, but my rendering skills went downhill after round three of attempting water. consider this a work in progress. still, thank you so much for the inspiration 😁❗GOTTA LOVE MOUTHWASHING-

alternate versions under the cut because i'm indecisive-❗

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

he is very polygonagal polyamorous polymorphus polyphemus he very shape

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[causenessus]

ness that was just for u actually. ur prompt. it’s ur. prompt. hehe have fun im excited

REE OH MY GOSJSHSHSHSUSUUSUSKQOWIDJ ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY ON THE SUBWAY SMILING ALL GIDDY YOU ARE THE BEST I AM SO EXCITED FOR IT THANK U 😭😭 I LOVE U

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

GRACE !!!!! GRACE GRACE HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY ✨✨✨💥💥💥🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 omg. i love u so much i am so !!! glad you are in my life always. i love talking to you and when we like. telepathically connect over a topic and simply Understand each other. i love coexisting on the dash with you!!! you are one of the sweetest and kindest people ive met online ever did you KNOW !!!! you mean so much to me!!! i hope God blesses this coming year through everything mwah mwah

^^^^^ this is my Excited & Happy gif, the one I use when I am excited & happy 🥺 it doesn’t work the best here on tumblr BUT!! STILL!!! GAH JULIA MY HEART

The way I smiled as I read this… :((( 💙💙💙💙 This means. so so much to me. Oh my goodness it makes me so happy to hear all of this what in the WORLD 💥💥💥 I am so dang happy that we became such lovely friends this year it’s been a hekkin blast, I’ve so enjoyed getting to know you and go crazy with you over minecraft and anime <3

I hope God blesses this coming year through everything… :’) 💙💙 SAME TO YOU SAME TO YOU!!! Thank you for such a kind message I love you so much AAAAAAAA

[spaceratprodigy]

messy sketch but. them. :)

@hibernationsuit — 💕💖💕💖🥺💖💕💖💕

HELLOOO??? I AM SQUEALING!! LOOK AT THEM!!!! I am on the floor sobbing rn hello my friend I love you with my whole heart!!!!!!!!

[subwaytostardew]

Thank you for even letting this idea exist in the first place. It would not leave my brain how farmer got Emmet to the doctors until I drew it.

[borealiszero]

sooo out of all the characters in cursed, would you say you have a favourite? i’m intrigued, also feel free to just talk about the lore if u want to!! (love all of the character designs btw, theyre really cool 👍)

Thank you so much for sending this ask!!!!! It's actually hard to say which one is my favourite but like all the time i keep coming back is Sam Chevannes!!!

Long rambling under the cut

In this world, it's a post massive colonial era plus supernatural stuff but the supernatural are banned from being spoken about because the Christian said that's not what Jesus said in the bible (they fuckin lied). One of the supernaturals are crafters, they are normal human that has honed the skill of their ancestors that it became an ability unique to them (its teacheable but we'll get to that later).

So Sam Chevannes is one of the Crafters, his are Nullifier, which means he can null other people's craft. The problem is, he is suffering from RCD (rebounded craft disorder) means that he can nullify everything including himself, which became a terminal illnes for him, forcing him to be lobg time hospital patient for the majority of his childhood. After getting it under control via a special made ward, he worked at Maciat, and organisation that worked for the supernaturals. He's in the intelligence division, due to his craft and the fact that he's very good at gathering intelligence and being invincible (he swear he didn't do this on purpose).

In my storyline, he's the best friend of the protagonist, Pyrrha Halloran. He's very loyal to her, to the point of willing to betray Maciat for her without hesitation. He's also loves kids very much, and has adopted one (it's more of Yana adopting him actually). He also was tasked with neutralising an agent of the antagonist, Mercury, but he didn't kill mercury because he promised mercury's mom to find him. He's very?? idk what to say but he has this filter on himself that he doesn't deserve anything bc he was a burden due to his illness. He was actually surprised when people love him back lmao. He's also has this very casual attitude about his dying situation so he made jokes about it a lot.

One of my favourite aspect of him that he knows he has limited emotional quote and he strives to accomodate everyone that he met according to their need. Like when mercury was illegally placed at his house he tried his best to navigate through this traumatized, freshly out of a cult assassin's needs. He's also very loving!! His love spilled out of his ribcage and he cannot hold back that he is very much love his beloveds and cannot stop showing it. Like that one moment when pyrrha said that he deserved better friends than her he refuted and said that he said that being her friend is one of the best thing ever happened to him and he hoped that he died as her friend. He also has somewhat straight to the point attitude that can either came off the most amazing roast ever heard or the cringiest thing mankind can say. Also i like that he's very on board with beating up nazis and ableist just bc he can and his coworkers have to stop him physically, even if they're the one being insulated.

His fatal flaw is that he is very loyal. He will jump into the abyss to save people he loved, and he had done so. While Pyrrha sacrifice herself for the lesser evil, sam sacrifice himself for the better future of his beloveds. He will face the horror again and again for them. This frustrated Pyrrha bc unlike pyrrha, sam can permanently die. And he's the one getting mad that pyrrha is hurt even though it will heal quickly (the hypocrisy of these two 🙄).

If he has a character arc, it would be about how he has to face that he is loved, a burden that they willingly carry because it's him!! Who wouldn't carry the burden of people they love!!! Just like how he loves them, they also love him back!!!! Get loved idiot

Random fact about sam: whe he was five, he once was convinced that he was a cat and thus began to emulate cats behaviour like meowing, scratching, hissing, pawing stuff, eating and drinking like cats. His uncle doesn't know what to do. It lasted until he found out that cats cant eat chocolate then said to his uncle that he is birn a human again and never spoke of it again. He still does it sometimes, hissing and meowing.

[star-the-car]

guys

everyone take a look-

him :)

[deus-ex-mona]

when the yuutsu of the getsuyoubi gets too out of hand yk—

[kiloude-city]

HES OUT OF HIS HOSPITAL BED!!!!!

[rainbowgod666]

My autistic ass: h- i just use my imagination??? Its all fake??? And also real but first and foremost fake????????? Am i the only one who read SCP-001 Swann's proposal under the "and technically these charachters arent real" lens???

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[rakiah]

Just so you know, I had to unblock the Epic Musical tag just to see your art, so if I get spoiled I'm blaming you (/joking joking).

I just wanted to gush over the designs coz- just- *waves arms at them* Bearded Leona? Vil looking like a goddess? Aknxoddjd Circe!Jamil owns my heart now! And Azul too I just- AAAAAAAAAAA

They just all look so good and your artstyle compliments the whole AU so well and I love it so much!

Can't wait to see more of it! Thanks for the eye-candy! Love you bye!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe Well, it’s a blame I will gladly assume~ Truly an honor to be responsible of unblocking a tag 😌

Glad you’re enjoying the food as much as I like doing it!! Can’t wait to continue the cast, I’m having so much fun o(≧▽≦)o

In the meantime, have some appetizers just for you ~

Thanks for this cute ask!! Love you too dear! <3

[hellsitegenetics]

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[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

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[madschiavelique]

HSUDHDBD!!! I love your work sm and I really enjoy reading it 😭😭 (tears of joy) they're literally works of art and honestly I hope that someday that I'll be better at writing than how I am now :' also a lil request i have in mind is a lil Miguel x Reader sort of thing like,, aftercare after a night of some rough seggs?? That or just taking care of said Reader when they're in any sort of pain (ex; period cramps, dealing with trauma, etc)

OMG THANK U SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAA AND YES THIS YES

i chose to write on miguel taking care of reader when they're on their periods (because i am, endometriosis is hitting hard af DFQZRESG)

summary : Miguel takes care of you when you're on your periods

content warnings : mentions of menstrual blood (reader is on their periods), other than that it's absolute fluff - so sweet you'll get cavities after reading this, afab reader, no use of Y/N word count : 2k

tag list : @fandom-ash

status of my requests according to the date of this post : CLOSED (asks are open though)

Fuck.

You'd woken up in the middle of the night with a terrible tummy ache, a hot, heavy pain felt in your lower abdomen accompanied by an intense hot flush that took over your whole body unpleasantly. You had a good suspicion of what it was, so you got up, trying not to make too much noise, although every movement seemed to give you incredible pain, making you whimper.

Miguel groaned in his sleep as you stood up, bent over as your belly and the low of your back ached excruciatingly. You made your way to the bathroom, which fortunately wasn't too far from your bedroom, each step making you feel as if your thighs were about to separate from your pelvis.

You pulled down your panties, a dark stain soaking the fabric. You sat down, taking the opportunity to really go to the bathroom, and when you wiped, the vibrant carmine color covered the paper.

Fuck. Shit. Son of a bitch.

You had your period, and it was never pleasant. You knew they'd be coming soon, it had been at least three days if not more since you'd started to feel cramps in your lower abdomen and pain in your breasts, the only surprise you had left was when they'd arrive.

And they'd chosen the delightful moment of the middle of the night to wake you up, how thoughtful of them, how generous. You sighed, your panties were full of blood, you had to get yourself another pair, which meant coming back into the room and trying not to make too much noise for Miguel.

You stood up, putting your knickers in the laundry, unable to find the strength to clean them now. You opened Miguel's cabinet, but found no painkillers... You'd forgotten to stock up on painkillers for your period. An umpteenth sigh of desolation took hold of you as you came to pinch the bridge of your nose.

You closed the cabinet door and turned to see Miguel, which surprised you a little. His eyebrows were furrowed, his nostrils flaring slightly as he inhaled.

"Something's wrong?"

It had only been two weeks since you'd moved into Miguel's quarters, and before that you'd avoided seeing him when that time of the month came around for you. The smell of your body and what it was expelling must have alerted him to your condition. You inhaled, rubbing your eyes as your belly suddenly clenched and you had to sit back down on the toilet.

Miguel immediately knelt down in front of you as the cramps made you bend double until your forehead touched your knees, completely distraught by your condition.

"Nena, what's going on?" he asked, stroking your back with one hand and your leg with the other. "Please tell me."

You breathed in, trying to articulate as the pain brought you to tears.

"I'm on my periods," you managed to say through clenched teeth.

He said nothing, and you wiped your eyes as you looked down at your knees.

"I'm so sorry I woke you up," you said, trembling as you tried to breathe properly, the wave of cramp easing slightly.

"Hey," he says, taking your chin between his fingers, bringing your eyes to his worried ones, "don't apologize. Just tell me what you need me to do right now."

You looked up at him, eyes moist.

"I need another pair of panties, a pad... I put some here in the closet," you said, pointing to said closet in the room, "and a painkiller for now." you said softly.

Miguel nodded, kissing you gently before standing up.

"Don't move," he said before leaving the room.

It was probably the easiest order you'd ever get from him, if not the nicest. So you just sat there, completely folded in on yourself, waiting.

Miguel returned with one of your panties in hand, opened the cupboard to grab the packet of sanitary pads you'd placed there, and came to kneel before you again, handing you both items.

You took the undies and pulled them down to your ankles, mechanically opening your sanitary towel package and placing it over your underwear. You then stood up in front of him, pulling the panties up over you, sitting back down.

He watched you, his tongue creating a tent in his cheek.

"For the painkiller, I don't have any pills. I only have one that's... peculiar." he told you as he stroked your calf gently.

"Which is?" you asked softly, feeling a little safer from creating stains now that you were carrying something against you.

He said nothing, simply opening his mouth and pointing to his slightly extended canine.

You knew that Miguel had an antidote in the venom he secreted that acted as both a painkiller and a sedative. The latter, come to think of it, would not only allow you to sleep peacefully, but also to feel less pain.

"Bite me, Miguel," you asked, almost desperate for him to bring you any sense of relief.

He inhaled, nodding.

"Open your legs, the closer to the pain the bite the faster the venom will act."

You bit the inside of your cheek, this will be unexpectedly sexy, you thought.

So you spread your legs, moving closer to the edge of the toilet. His warm hand came to rest on your thigh, Miguel coming as close as possible to the inside of it as your hand caressed his hair.

You felt his hot breath on your skin before he bit down. The abrupt sensation of his canines in your skin made you tighten your grip on his hair, but he didn't flinch. He let the venom spread, then retracted his teeth as he ran a gentle stroke of his tongue over both slits, finishing the act with a gentle kiss over them.

"Good," he said simply as he straightened up.

He brought one hand behind your back, the other coming to rest behind your knees, and raising you against him princess style. You brought your arms around his neck, as he led you out of the bathroom.

"I can walk, you know that right?" you smile against him.

"In this state? I won't let you move," he replied.

He led you into your bedroom, laying you gently on the bed. He came to lie behind you, pulling the comforter up over you both as he curled up against you, becoming the big spoon. He placed his hand on your lower belly, the warmth of the latter soothing a little the fire dwelling there.

The venom was also starting to take effect, making you want to sleep again and greatly easing your pain. He kissed the back of your neck and you drifted off to sleep.

You felt so soothed. You'd been dreading a situation like this, but in the end Miguel had reacted perfectly, and you fell asleep much more relaxed.

When you woke up, the antidote was gradually fading from your blood. You were wrapped up in your comforters so snugly that you didn't want to move, and you weren't going to.

You opened your eyes, and on your bedside table were four different boxes of medicine, with a glass of water beside them. Miguel must have got some painkillers for you, and probably not knowing exactly which brand you preferred, he'd taken several.

You smiled, straightening up slightly to sit down and pick up the box you were most familiar with to take a pill and drink it immediately.

"Lyla?" you asked, putting the glass back down.

"Well hello," the little orange pixel cloud materialized before your eyes.

"Is Miguel away?" you asked.

"In truth, he's in the kitchen right now, preparing..." she checked her data, and quoted the name of your favorite dish.

You made a little pout mixed with a smile, Miguel was really taking care of you till the last bits of himself.

You straightened up, placing your foot on the floor as you grimaced. You had to go and change your pad, and although the deal was unpleasant, you got up to go to the bathroom. But first, you made a detour to the kitchen to at least say hello to Miguel.

You arrived in the kitchen, the smell of your dish's ingredients wafting through the air.

"Buenos dias, bebé", you smiled as you entered the kitchen, leaning against the wall.

He turned immediately, surprised not only by your little use of Spanish, but especially by the fact that you were standing. He approached you, smiling gently as he kissed your forehead.

"I told you that I wouldn't let you move," he said, coming over to stroke your hair.

"I just came to tell you good morning," you assured him as you brought your hand to his waist.

He pretended to think, "not a sufficient excuse to move."

"I have to change my pad ?" you offered as another explanation.

"Still not a valid excuse, nena." he smiled before taking you by the waist and raising you against him, his hands resting on your back and thighs as he led you to the bathroom.

You sighed, but couldn't help appreciating the attention he was giving you. He set you down in the bathroom, letting you change your pad, then taking you back into his arms as he led you back into the bedroom.

He laid you gently on the bed.

"Don't move," he said again, "really."

"I won't, I promise." you said, putting your hand on your heart as you covered yourself with the comforter.

He smiled softly, kissing you before standing up and leaving the room. "Lyla," you called again, the cloud appearing once more, "report on Miguel's occupations since waking up." "As good as done, Chief," she smiled as she brought up a small timetable showing each of his activities. "Miguel woke up this morning at eight o'clock, his first demand being to give him as much documentation on menstruation as possible. After reading a number of articles, he asked me questions about what to do for a loved one at a time like this. Subsequently, Miguel went to the various commercial areas of the society where he made several purchases including: a hot water bottle, a whole bag of snacks, a variety of ingredients for lunch, a dozen packets of sanitary pads, and four tablets of different pills to treat the symptoms." You glanced at your bedside table, "Finally, he filed for leave this week. Since his return, he has begun preparing the dish. Shortly afterwards, you woke up."

Your heart clenched with emotion. Miguel had done all this? For your sake? You could feel the tears welling up, the sensitivity brought on by the periods not helping your situation.

Miguel came back into the room, hot water bottle in hand, but noticing your shining eyes and trembling chin, he rushed over to you.

"Is everything okay ? Why are you crying, nena?"

You're the why, you thought, in the most adorable and safe possible way you are the one making me cry.

You threw yourself at him, taking him in your arms and holding him close as hot tears rolled down your cheeks.

"I love you," you whispered against him.

You felt him relax under this revelation, coming to wrap his arms around your back as he pulled you into his embrace.

"I love you too, nena." he whispered as he came to cup your wet cheeks, kissing your lips softly there.

You looked up at him, your eyes tender with love.

"I brought you a hot water bottle," he smiled, showing it to you.

You gave a little laugh, wiping your cheeks with the backs of your hands.

"Thanks," you grinned as you took it in your hands, its comforting warmth perfect for your body's torment.

"Would you like to watch something? Just tell me what you'd like and I'll take care of it."

You smiled wider, sighing lovingly as you offered to watch one of your comfort movies. He nodded, coming to kiss you again.

These would probably be the best periods you'd ever had, and it was all thanks to him.