#THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE @ JOHN AND OSCAR

[onlyangel4]

when worlds collide. 0P81. SMAU.

oscar piastri x wwe star!reader

when paths cross and sparks fly fans of both sports lose their minds over this insane crossover episode

author's note: happy royal rumble day to those who celebrate, this is truly self indulgent i will be back to the 1k event asap

faceclaim: tiffany stratton

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written: as you all keep yelling at me to "go join a real sport" that is what i'm spending my day doing today

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written: everyone is very serious, is this how real athletes act

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written: new hat courtesy of @.mclaren

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written: introducing the newest tag team: papaya boyz

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written: can't wait to see you tonight london

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wwefan: guys i was about to enter the arena when i saw oscar piastri and lando norris. they are the sweetest boys ever. i asked who they were here to say and oscar got all flustered and started yapping about y/n. honestly mate i get it she is my fav too

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user1: omg she watched them race yesterday and now they are watching her wrestle

user2: that is actually so cute

user3: i just know oscar is so excited

lando posted a story tagging oscarpiastri

written: so we just met john cena and all this muppet could say was "hey mate"

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wwe: introducing your new women's champion

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oscarpiastri: that was the best match i have ever seen

lando: i'm a wrestling fan now

user4: the fact that oscar piastri got to see his fav wrestler win a championship is so perfect

user5: that's my champ

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written: baby y/n is crying rn

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written: first time in new york and currently hiding in a library to get away from paparazzi

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written: guys i just met oscar in new york wtf, we helped him and a girl hide from the papz

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written: last match of the season, so ready for the holidays

oscarpiastri posted a story

written: thank you @.mclaren for the best season of my career, now it is time to sleep for a week

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written: hi pookie

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: christmas in oz ft the women's champ

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y/ninsta: the best christmas ever

oscarpiastri: i have to agree, even if you did force me to work out with you 5 days a week

lando: i want to manifest my life like you do

oscarpiastri: sorry mate, i've got a skill you simply will never understand

user6: as a f1 and wwe fan this is my royal wedding

user7: oscar jack piastri you are one lucky motherfucker

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[cheriladycl01]

Fast Cars on the Island - Oscar Piastri x LoveIslandContestant! Reader Part 5

Plot: Your an engineer for Mclaren and you were asked as a PR stunt to go onto Love Island. You would keep your job of course but Mclaren wanted some more media traction.

A/N: I know they would never do this, and that's why its fiction!

In the Villa the Next Day:

“I feel off about Zavi” you say to Daniel as you guys sit on the sunbed together looking round to see if anyone could possibly be listening other than the mic strapped to your body.

“What do you mean?” He asks, pushing his sunglasses up his forehead to sit atop of his head.

“Don’t you think it was … odd? I don’t think I’ve ever seen them talk” you said to him leaning over to grab your bottle of water and sip on it.

“Yeah it was strange … maybe they have their own thing going on and all of us have just been too busy to see it” Daniel comments looking around.

“So what is the plan going forward going to be?” Daniel asks her looking over her expression.

“With us?” You ask politely sitting up and placing your feet back in your flip flops on the hot floor.

“Mmmmm”

“Well, unless you wanna get to know me” you tease with your eyebrows going up and down in a funny way making Daniel burst out laughing. “But seriously you deserve to be happy … happier than me because of my reasons for being in here. So if you find a connection with someone here don’t worry about staying loyal to me” you say seriously and he nods, rubbing one arm on your thigh in thanks before giving it a light tap.

Lando and Oscar:

“Yeah I’m with Y/N on that. This Zavi girl is giving off bad vibes, I bet she isn’t gonna stay loyal to Charlie surely!” Lando asks watching the TV in his drivers room.

“Even if she doesn’t why do we care? I thought we hated Charlie” Oscar asks confused.

“We do but if Zavi continues on like this it’s gonna make things harder for our girl” Lando says concentrating more on watching Auriela in the rant room.

“One when did she become our girl? And Two don’t we want her back at the races?” Oscar asks confused making Lando roll his eyes and sigh.

“Hey she’s always been my favourite team member. Don’t tell Will or John that yah? And oh my god we defo want her to stay in there, unless you don’t want her to be happy and find love because there’s underlying circumstances one, ie me, doesn’t know about!” Lando asks giving him side eye.

“N-no definitely not” Oscar says gluing his eyes back to the TV.

“But I think this TV show is so superficial, she deserves the best and she isn’t gonna find it here” Oscar begins making Lando laugh knowing Oscar did infact have a different opinion.

Back to the Villa:

You and Daniel lay on the bed, Millie and Chris also there just chilling you were all getting to know each of her better talking about life before coming here.

“It got to the point that I just couldn’t go through the heartbreak anymore and it was like I was the problem without actually being the problem you know?” Millie asks looking at all of you who have cocked heads.

“Erm no” Chris laughs before adding some lip balm to his sun dried lips before offering it around.

“I mean, this is really different for me. I feel like I’ve never really had a proper relationship not like you guys describe because I’ve been so focused on my career and getting there. It hasn’t been easy one bit” you admit, knowing especially as a woman it was hard work to get to where you were now.

“I get that, being career focused is good but it also helps when you have someone to share the burden of life with” Daniel nods.

“I don’t really think I’ve ever had any burdens. I love my job, beyond measure and it’s such a team dynamic that whatever I’ve lacked in relationship support has been picked up by my team mates and those around me constantly” you admit and they all nod.

“Hey so what actually is your job, I feel like we’ve never been told” Chris asks.

“Erm well I’m an engineer” you explain and they all look up intrigued.

“Really that’s pretty cool” Millie smiles wiping some sun cream across her nose preparing to go for a dip outside.

“Mmmm I love my job, means I travel around a lot which I love” you grin.

“A hence the no proper relationships! You dirty girl. Hooking up in all corners of the world” Chris teases slapping your arm lightly.

“An experience for sure. Very lavish” you join the teasing and all of you laugh.

Lando and Oscar:

He’d seen the latest article and he immediately popped his head through Lando’s driver room.

“Lan, have you seen the article” he says and Lando looks up in shock, hunched over the massage bed, John working on his legs.

“What the fuck Oscar. Have you ever heard of knocking?” Lando asks.

“No I haven’t not a custom in Australia” he says bluntly, but Lando having known Oscar for over a year knows this is his way of being sarcastic.

“Argh you’re annoying, go on.” Lando says patting John in thanks before sitting up and rubbing his own knee out.

“Y/N told people in the Villa it’s finally got out and there are headlines in the daily mail and loads of other papers. She’s even in auto sport” Oscar says showing his phone in his team mates face.

“Yes that is normally what happens when big news gets consumed by the media” Lando smiles.

“Argh but some of them aren’t good articles” Oscar groans not understanding why Lando wasn’t getting his worry.

“Mmmm that also tends to happen when it’s something controversial. Look Osc, Y/N knew what they were getting into when they agreed to do this for Zac. She’s a big girl. And hey maybe people will see a different side to women in motorsport because of her” Lando nods his head making Oscar sigh and take a seat with him.

“Yeah you’re right” Oscar says.

In the bathroom of the Villa:

You’d just got out of the shower, Aaron having been brushing his teeth while you were in there. You’d both randomly started to sing As the Word Caves in by Matt Maltese and you guys actually didn’t sound too bad.

“We should form a Love Island Band and call it the Lovers” Aaron gasps after spitting into the sink and catching your eyes in the mirror.

“Oh my god! We should ask if we can do a set! That would be so funny! Doesn’t Auriela play the piano too!” You ask meeting his eyes as you brush through your hair.

“I GOT A TEXT!” A scream runs though the house and before you know it your wrapping a large fluffy pink towel around your body and you and Aaron are quickly going down the stairs as carefully as you can without slipping.

“Islanders … Y/N are you still in a towel?” Charlie bursts out laughing making you blush as you tighten it around you.

“I didn’t wanna miss this!” You cry in embarrassment before they continue.

“Anyway. Islanders with a boring afternoon ahead we thought it would be nice to let you guys chill and watch some TV. Head outside the villa entrance to see what awaits” Charlie reads out, you immediately run back up, fully drying off before changing into swimsuit and a day outfit before running up to joining the others.

“I’m kinda excited” you admit to Chris and Auriela who you were stood next to them.

“Excited? To watch TV?” Chris asks in shock.

“Well we aren’t just going to be watching TV are we! We’ll be … doing some kind of challenge. Maybe fighting for like dates?” You grin thinking off all the possibilities.

“Oh so true, yeah this should be good!” Auriela smiles grabbing Chris hand and walking with him as you come up to Daniel and Aaron.

“Hey boys, what we thinking about today?” You say wrapping arms round them pulling their heads down to your height laugh coming from the pair.

“Challenge time and watch out Aaron coz me and my girl Y/N are coming for your ass man” Daniel grins pulling you into his side as you guys all run down the steps to the edge of the beach outside the villa. On the wooden decking was a TV with a remote and a sofa in the front.

“Okay, each couple will take turns doing Trivia for common shows on Netflix whoever comes first gets a date out of the Villa” Charlie reads out holding Zavi close to her.

“Up first Chris and Auriela” Zavi says and they take a seat on the sofa infront of the TV they flick through the shows until it stops of Alice in BorderLands. They smash it both having watched the show actually being shocked that they both know so much about it.

“Okay, up next is Daniel and Y/N” Chris and Auriela smile getting up and holding the question cards.

“Come on Danny let’s go” you cry grabbing his hand and taking him to the sofa not missing the look from Aaron or Chelsea.

“Okay, let’s see what your show is. And we have Drive to Survive?” Auriela asks looking at the screen confused.

“Is this like … Top Gear my dad used to watch that” Auriela asks confused.

“It’s a formula one reality show. Embellishes what happened throughout the racing season” you nod knowing and being familiar with the show.

“Okay question 1. What season did the shows first season focus on?” Chris asks and you smile.

“2018” you grin and a bell goes out making Auriela draw a point on the board for the pair of you.

“Who won the 2021 Championship?” He asks the next question.

“Oooo Max Verstappen, shoulda been Lewis” you mutter with a small laugh as Daniel elbows your side.

“What I didn’t say anything” you grin sheepishly before moving on.

Afterwards more shows came and went. You and Daniel had accumulated the most amount of points. And ended up being surprised with a date that evening.

You were kind of excited as you saw a genuine friend in Daniel and thought it was about time you were honest with someone here in the villa and told him why you were here and who you worked for.

You all headed back to the villa all the girls getting insanely envious despite helping you get dressed. You wore one of your favourite relaxed evening outfits that you’d brought into the villa with you before heading down to the fire pit where Daniel said he’d wait.

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[dearreaders-things]

ok ok ok the off season watchthrough thoughts bc i can't do this anymore this is so good

geoffrey and jeffrey again 😌 i truly think aj just likes repeating the last name he heard

this is all so silly and i alr love jacob

ok that first scene with sam setting up the plot is genuinely GREAT. idk maybe it's just tropey (which from a quick scroll of sfthblr i think i'll get a lot of here) but it's so fun

WHAT is sam on in the next scene i'm sobbing

tom playing an iconic woman again!! such a fun dynamic and the hints of the nuances of her characterisation too! i have a feeling i'm gonna love her

absolutely painful spiral staircase sequence. tom is gleefully killing the others

"🫲daughter." "oh, scene established."

i love luke as jacob as well he's really putting himself into it 😭 ("it" being running in circles at the moment)

of course there's a dinosaur with guns lmfao. tom's little glance back like WHAT are they doing now

the roast battle had me giggling so hard, everyone's having so much fun and tom covering his mic like he's gonna GET luke. he's holding back though 😌

okay this is such a good plot 😭

ENEMIES TO LOVERS 👀👀👀

man i am also trying very hard to work out the details of this bet. think i am also just gonna have to concede it with a "sure."

i appreciate tom's interjection into the scene just to be a loving drunk wife

"dont.👈 FUCK THIS UP FOR ME"

luke is acting his ass off and so is tom

"he moulds them in his image, and it's a terrible image." "well he's not moulding me. i am who i am" 🤌🤌🤌

"an idiot and a fool with the beautiful hair of a young leonardo dicomprio" are you kidding me with this dialogue. where are the emmys. the oscars. he DOES have beautiful hair

i didn't notice this at first but tom's character tipping a splash of water from her umbrella onto jacob oh my god 😭🙏

jacob revealing his actual accent ohhhh the gasp i gusped

height difference jokes again 😆 hate it when it's me, love it when it's tom and luke

snipers getting involved just makes everything 1000x more chaotic

girl if you don't pack the wound to stop it bleeding‼️‼️

look at that, sam forgot a name this time

aj being iconic again and getting lost

aj assisting with the montage

"👀 fiancé"

ofc they went to paris. city of love!

luke is SO lovestruck 😭 "heavenly angel", "reminds me of someone" and there is so much love in his eyes

THERE'S ONLY ONE BED OMG OMG

DOUBLE BED. NO CUSHIONS. IT'S A VERY VERY SMALL BED

this has made me so very happy

emotional conversations while circling their way up a spiral staircase how lovely

not the forgotten key AND the dinosaur again 😭 i honestly do love the way they stagecrafted going along the staircase in opposite directions

"a fifing life without strife" 🫡🫡

WHAT compelled aj to do that dinosaur walk

PERHAPS YOU COULD PACK THE WOUND

luke is very aware of the very large size of tom's hands

i loved the swipe at the nose comment lolol

DO NOT TAKE THE BULLET OUT THAT COULD CAUSE FURTHER BLEEDING AND DAMAGE AND INFECTION WHERE YOU SHOULD BE SIMPLY STOPPING THE BLEEDING AND GETTING HIM TO A HOSPITAL

ahem. me when i realise not everyone is very into accurate medical whump as me

(it's fine i am well aware it's silly improv comedy and i'm not actually bothered by the inaccuracy but it is very very funny)

but girl u went to FRANCE but not a HOSPITAL

by the way can we pls get this woman a name 🙏

anyways yeah put that bone back

HIS SMOULDER OH MY GOD LUKE

aj. brother what. didn't you just kill jeffrey how is this still about the bet

"don't try to look around i'm not anywhere i'm uh somewhere else."

sam's vaguely french humming is so funny

okay bartender slayyy

tom KILLED sam with that mcdonalds joke

this could be a 100k slowburn on ao3

the intensity of luke's expression before the kiss. he saw his opportunity and Went For It. thank you luke

french ghosts bonjour

long moment of silly silence

bonjour

"now no longer in the shadows" 🔥🔥🔥

ooh twist oh my god mrs daltrey it's getting hot in here

damn john jacob mcallister is down HORRENDOUS to be up for fucking her when he just got shot

scarlett johansson HELPP 😭😭😭😭

dinosaur count 4 is crazy

aj and sam really do go nuts when they bounce off each other

tom committed so hard so fast to the marriage idea

also committed to not having a name i suppose 😭

awwwee

dinosaur count 5

charlize theron

oooooooo double crosser scarlett

i love tom's swagger oh my lord

ooooooooooooooooo hell yeah, journalist lady whose full name is yes! hell yeah! get his ass

WOAH

helpppp not auld lang syne, luke once again seeing his chance and taking it

okay all in all that was perfect i love that they got a happy ending and justice got got

man if you stuck around for this whole thing thanks for reading!

[r-r-raf]

I love love love your fic

And I think him leaving priesthood is absolutely the best choice decision he could make, I felt an unexpected amount of joy and relief over it. I think Oscar is someone trying very hard to be good, and I think it's clear he's had a positive impact on the community. But there's just. Soooo much There. He has too much on him, to the point where. Him remaining a priest feels like it's unfair to the people who rely on him for his guidance. Which!!! Wonderfully illustrated by his whole deal with Parker <3 that was so fucked up I loved reading it <3

I love the fic so much in general I am spinning it in my brain at all times

I feel you should know that I've been thinking about your depiction of Oscar in To Put the World Between Us a very normal amount and yelling about it to my partner

oh my gosh thank you ahhh

I'm glad you like how I'm handling him here, I was worried about how people would feel about him leaving the priesthood but i thought for the context of this fic it was kinda the only way for him to even approach being happy one day

and thanks for reading, I'm glad you enjoy the parker-oscar dynamic

[my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction]

Hello!! I’m going down the rabbit hole of Oscar and his characters thanks to moon knight and I was wondering what other movies/tv shows would you recommend to watch because I’m absolutely in love with that man rn

PLEASE COME AND DESCEND INTO THE MADNESS WITH ME!

So, I'll be completely honest, I have a problem where I just watch everything an actor is in once I have got a bit obsessed with looking at their face. Due to this, please enjoy this list based off of how much of Oscar's Face is in it.

There will also be some spoilers if he dies or not.

I will not be going into detail if I think the film is good or not, just about how much he is in it. (I hope that makes sense ^^)

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse - Miguel O'Hara / Spider-Man 2099 - voice

I know this is voice, but he sounds great. Not in every scene.

Big Gold Brick - Anselm Vogelweide

Hardly in it. DO NOT watch this film just for him. Watch the clips of his scenes instead. [Warning: dies]

Dune - Duke Leto Atreides

He's pretty consistently in the first third. [Warning: dies]

The Addams Family 1 & 2 - Gomez Addams - voice

Again, just voice, but he sounds wonderful. Also I recommend watching some of the behind the scenes recording on youtube.

The Card Counter - William Tell

MAIN CHARACTER BAAABYYYY!!! SO MUCH OF HIS FACE 99.9% OF THE TIME.

The Letter Room - Richard Muñoz

ANOTHER MAIN CHARACTER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE!

The Star Wars Sequels - Poe Dameron

MAIN CHARACTER! A LOT OF HIS FACE! Not so much in The Force Awakens, but still.

Triple Frontier - Santiago "Pope" Garcia

MAIN CHARACTER! AHHHH!!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - Miguel O'Hara / Spider-Man 2099 - voice

Just in the end credit scene.

Life Itself - Will Dempsey

3rdish of the film? [Warning: dies] Honestly, another warning, this film is hmmmmmm.

Operation Finale - Peter Malkin

MAIN CHARACTER BABBAAAYYY!!!!

Annihilation - Kane

Not much face time here. BUT he touches guts. [Warning: dies and comes back different]

Suburbicon - Bud Cooper

DO NOT watch this film for his face. NO. Watch the less than 10 min clips of his scenes on youtube. [Warning: dies]

Lightningface - Basil Stitt

ONLY HIS FACE!!!

The Promise - Mikael Boghosian

MAIN CHARACTER BABY!

X-Men: Apocalypse - En Sabah Nur / Apocalypse

They hide his face in so much latex. [Warning: dies]

Mojave - John "Jack" Jackson

MAIN CHARACTER BABY!!!! [Warning: dies] Another warning. This film my god.

Ex Machina - Nathan Bateman

MAIN CHARACTER BABY!!!!!!!!! [Warning: dies MAYBE. But also I'm in denial.)

A Most Violent Year - Abel Morales

MAAAAAIINNN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!

Ticky Tacky - Lucien

MAIN CHARACTER!!!

The Two Faces of January - Rydal Keener

MAIN CHARACTER!!

In Secret - Laurent LeClaire

WE GOT ANOTHER MAIN CHARACTER!! [Warning: dies]

Inside Llewyn Davis - Llewyn Davis

MAIN CHARACTER!! AND SINGING!!!!

Won't Back Down - Michael Perry

Minor character, needs more screen time.

The Bourne Legacy - Outcome No. 3

Just watch his scenes on youtube. [Warning: implied death]

Revenge for Jolly! - Cecil Dennis

MAAAAIIINNN CHARACTER!!!!

Drive - Standard Gabriel

Minor character. Just watch his scenes. [Warning: dies]

W.E. Evgeni

HE NEEDED MORE SCREEN TIME.

Sucker Punch - Blue Jones

I want to say he's in it about 50%-70% but I could also be massively overestimating because he's so fun to watch. Please also watch Love is a Drug on youtube, because it's the best part of the film that is cut out and put at the end of the main release for some reason.

Robin Hood - John, King of England

Needed 80% more screen time to be dramatic.

Balibo - José Ramos-Horta

Needed more screen time. [Warning: dies]

Agora- Orestes

I saw this once, waaay back, so my memory is hazy. But I remember a fair amount of his face.

Body of Lies - Bassam

Needed more screen time. [Warning: dies]

Che - Interpreter/Narrator

10 seconds of screentime.

The Life Before Her Eyes - Marcus

Not in it enough.

The Nativity Story - Saint Joseph

Lots of his face.

Pu-239 - Shiv

In it quite a bit, but also I wanted more. [Warning: dies]

Lenny the Wonder Dog - Detective Fartman

Just watch his scenes, do not put yourself through this.

All About the Benjamins - Frank

30 seconds of screen time.

Illtown - Pool Boy

5 seconds of screen time.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent - Robbie Paulson

A fair amount for a guest character - just watch his clips

Show Me a Hero - Nick Wasicsko

MAIN CHARACTER BABY!

Scenes from a Marriage - Jonathan Levy

MAIN CHARACTER BABY!

Saturday Night Live - Himself (host)

HOST! HOST! HOST!

Case 63 - Case 63/Peter Roiter - voice

Just sit back and listen.

[potato-lord-but-not]

I have an idea about oscar knowingto cut his arm OFF instead of cutting the thing Out. So his arm like, skitters away right after arthur cuts it off. Like this thing was crawlin through the veins in Oscar's arm, which i think would be kinda hard NOT to notice if it was happening to you. Like, Oscar is losing control of his arm, but unlike arthur and John's hand, he can still feel it. So while the most obvious plan from an outsider's perspective would be to cut it out (seeing as john can see the creature moving around under the skin) oscar knows that this thing isn't just going to burrow into his heart or something, it's going to Spread.

Or at least that's how i interpreted it? I still really want to know more about Oscar, and the idea that he knew to cut the arm off because he's encountered these bugs before is really interesting lol. (Sidenote: I Also NEED Noel to come back. Like so badly. He's my second favorite after the butcher and unless harlan's planning on pulling some supernatural bullshit and bringing him back to life Noel is my only hope. Thank you for your time.)

honestly that was also my first line of thinking… that still brings up an interesting angle on Oscar tho, like he’s that quick on his feet to be able to make a tourniquet and assess the best way to keep himself alive while a fucking ELDRITCH BUG crawls thru his veins. he’s such a baddie and we don’t give him enough credit for it.

[romsabombs]

OKAY WOW 🧍‍♂️

MALEVOLENT EP 52 THE WAGER NOTES

AHHHH GUYS IM SO SCARED😟😟

ok um i HOPE nightmare sequence!! and i wonder if arthur will sleepwalk again

ok press play

he woke up already ?? or is this part of the dream

hmmmm dont trust this nono :/

its gonna be dream turned nightmare

this HAS to be the dream🥀🥀

are we in this dream TOGETHER ?

antoine LIVES 💜

"he may need water" :((ohh thats nice

m'lord😇

i dont TRUST this antoine is gonna DIE

aw antoine :( :(

"you saved me" oh yeah hes doomed

LIE☹️🧍‍♂️

hes LYINGG 😟

maybe hes protecting antoine ? idontknow

OH he gets to be a detective again :33

OHHHH AHH!! YESSS WE AREEE I WAS RIGHTTTTT YESSSS‼️‼️

💥N I G H T M A R E S E Q U E N C E💥

GUYSSS IM SO EXCITEDDD

drowning MOTIF 💜

oh yeah john hasnt been in one of these nightmares yet

"why am i here?!" YEAH😟

OHHH SHIT? LOOK THROUGH HIS EYES IN REAL LIFE??? THATS SO COOL

this is AWESOME :33333

💖MY FAVORITEEE💖

YEAHHH can we do this againnn :3

ohh fuck this is so cool he can see through arthurs eyes

OH GOD😨

HAHA stabstabstabstab

28 STAB WOUNDS👹

"you can fight it. moreso than ever before" :(

"and now . the abdomen:)"

i ❤️ when arthur gets tortured

he cant what

the stars :( r they faroe

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN SEE🧍‍♂️

omg train... butcher?? um percival? ANYONE?

BUTCHER MENTION we won today

oscars letter :(

"what does it say" probably nothing

WHAT :( thats so MEAN

WAHAHAAT😟😟😟

what do you mean you lost your castle?? no you didnt🧍‍♂️

"everything you touch rots" 🥀

"enough😐" arthurs been through this already

OH ITS THE WOODEN TRAIN😞

did he fall down a hole HAHA

OMGG THIS PLACE i loved this episode but no one ever remembers it

do we hide in the corpse pile again

KILL her ?!🧍‍♂️

"can you still see the stars?" "no, i only see darkness" :(oh

so i guess the stars represent hope?

viscera.. thats the corpse pile i bet

a chest..

the stone is probably the lighter tho right

"for all your cleverness, you are still only human"

YEAHHHH PERSEVERANCE‼️‼️

damn.

ohhh no ! WHAT WHAT WGAT

ANTOINE? ? ?? ? ?? ?

antoine what the FUCK

NOOOO NONO NOOO NONOOO NOOONOOONOO NOO THIS IS BADD

. UM ?

OHHH are you KIDDING 😀😀😀

UR KIDDING NOOOOO

TRICKED FOOLED BAMBOOZLED

NOOOO O WHAT THE FUCKKK MAN

FOULLLLL I CANT BELIEVE THIS

FUCKKK BRO

"you're only human" SHUT UP GIRLL

KAYNEEE kaynee :3 where is heee

YEAHH ITS NOT EVEN HERE this was on so many peoples bingo cards

+1 ARTHUR CACKLE :3333💓💕💗

HAHAA THIS IS AWESOME

a piece of her ? the blackstone

"where is it👺" "WHO KNOWS😁🎊"

we WON ☝️☝️☝️☝️

IS it the blackstone??

small 😨BLACK😨 nail

"should we take it" yeah probably

um unless its like a cursed amulet

how are we only 20 minutes in i feel like i just ran a marathon

UM ? what was that

its GONE ? WE ABSORBED IT???

ohhh GOD 😟 that cant be good

maybe it IS like a cursed amulet

"that may have been a bad idea" "add it to the list🥱"

antoine :(( :( :((( :(

will we ever find out why he's even in the middle ages

oh :( aw honey :( ☹️

hes not gonna make it:(

🙁this is UPSETTING he really has to lose everyone huh

the castle is GONE ??? ok maybe he DID lose his castle☝️

so WHERE is the stone then

nooo his boyfriend is dead

hes speechless:(

ohhh honey ☹️☹️☹️

"he looks Tired" 🥀🥀🥀

DEVASTATING

:(((((( THROWS UP AND FAINTS AND DIES

YEAHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH THE LIGHTHOUSE MENTION

he finally gets to tell someone hes a time traveler ☹️

yeah coz what the fuck is up with that

antoines like what the fuck are you talking about m'lord

well dont hype him up too much he DID try to steal our boat and leave us there to die

is he LYING or do i just not remember this🧍‍♂️

he's probably talking about someone else right and hes just pretending it's about antoine ???

:( hes gone BROOO what if i smash my skull into a mirror

and we're alone again,,, 😞

he doesn't even get time to stop and grieve

mmMMM maybe let's not MAYBE LETS NOT :/

thats fucked up bro let him rest idk

THANK YOU ARTHUR

hes EARNED it

we're THROWING IT AWAY ?

"i dont want you to relive that either" :(

NEVER beating the gayass allegations with this

TATTOOS ?? god damn it hes a cult member isn't he

what ??? when did this happen HAHA

wait is this the same antoine 🧍‍♂️

WAIT WHAT he did WHAT and now we have to WHAT

YORICK JUMPSCARE🥰🥰🥰

WHY ARE THEY GANGING UP ON HIM HAHA CHILLLL 💀💀

"the blackstone is inside antoine👹" "ahhhh😛"

i mean idk hes already dead :/

"it is too late🤖"

um what . wh

what what what is happening

kayne ?? please kayne baby where are u

YEAHAHHH ITS HIMMM

YESAHSHSHDFCND KAYNENEEE

"you know the only way is through him"

KAYNEE SPEAKKK BABY dont be shy

i missed you so muchh🥰🥰🥰

the wager mentioned

OMGGG WAIT IWAS RIGHT IT DID COME BACK IM NOT CRAZYY ITS A BET DARLING ITS A BET DARLINGG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

its a BET darlinggg 💕💕💕

IT IS FUNNY

a new wager 🙂‍↕️

NOOO WAIT NOOOO NO

teehee he shut her out

✨💅oh lose the getup honey💅✨

:( :( NOOO YORICK :( :( ☹️☹️

ohh this is devastating

"you should shoot ME, really" 😁

what is happening wait

her ass has NOT been helping us👹

the fruit of my loins💀

ur telling me this all happened because of her daddy issues

like a Good. Little. Girl💥💥 hardd

AW :( THEY STAND WITH YORICK

WERE? NOOO NOO ONINONNONNF

WHATAT :(( NOONON ☹️☹️ YORICK

"relaxxx😛 no ones getting out of this one alive💅"

ANTOINE☹️

OHHH NOOOOOO NOOO COME ON

HAHA he CANT do it🥰 pathetic

is he gonna threaten us with faroe again

NO COME ONNNNN RELENTLESS

NOT WHILE HES ALIVE COME ON

JUST‼️ FOR‼️ FUN‼️

I KNEW IT the whole faroe thing again

aw he caved

yeah :( yeah not alive :(

"im nothing if not merciful🌈"

ohh this is horrific 🤕

is he gonna pull out the gardettos againHAHA YEAH HE IS

this implies hes eating out of the SAME bag of gardettos

💔this is NOT his fault💔

"i never should've opened that damned book" YEOWCH😀

"maybe thats a good thing" MANNN

"its just a body now" ohh he's desensitized

THE DAGGER? oh you're KIDDING

hes TAUNTING him but its kinda FUN

"are you planning on saving ANYTHING?! it IS an open casket, after all" 😛😛😛😛

this is CRUEL

"you've almost opened.. IT up" :(🤕

"i feel it" so he's using his left hand

omg blackstone description..

melted wax.. . the lighter..

"its impossibly black" they dipped it in that ultra black paint

throw it to her ???

his ASS is NOT gonna do allat 🫤

arms for oscar,,

NOEL IS ALIVE NOEL IS ALIVE WE WON

hes in the dreamlands ? just past the mount of dead horses

"where's the stick" yeahh...

hes LYING but its not like we have a choice its so CRUEL 🤕🤕

💥DADDY💥 💅HONEY💅

CHOOSE???? umm . . . NEITHER ?

teehee her favorite,,🎶

warped glass,,

OH . 🧍‍♂️

NO his parents ??? did she make them kill themselves. were they her cultists .

NO UR KIDDING

his parents HIS PARENTS

WHAT THE FUCKKK

this is when he found them i think

SHE made them do it 😟

HIS room 😀

OHH NO OH NO WAIT NO NONO

i can't believe his parents DID love him

god .

yeah he's trying to propaganda us

i guess he's doing it because lilith isnt so cruel as to show him this

WAIT WHAT

what is going on 😟 theyre HIM

dont worry about it!💅

arthur you cant make him PINKIE PROMISE this

hes not ? sleeping,,

ohh azatoth is prismo

i thought the hand of malevolence only worked for like four minutes

ohhh we're cooked now

HAHA NOOO NO DONT DO THATT💀

MAD mentioned this was on a bunch of bingo cards too

azatoth is prismo and kayne is the lich

quite the WAGER 💜

this music i fw this so hard

u really think we can make him feel empathy this is so funny 💀

hes not gonna change vro...

you can NOT fix him

a foolish Wager,,

its WEIRDMAGEDDONNNNN‼️!!!

this MUSICC💥💥💥

its giving flowey undertale

can we um set him on fire with the lighter he cant see🤕 im sorta running out of ideas here

WHATT NOOO WHAT BROO

ok now that he's killed his daughter arthur can go full kill mode on him

mmm ya but what is Joy to you :/

yes ok but without pain theres no joy and without suffering u dont appreciate the good times

rip kayne you would've loved the sims

ok this is very power of friendship

"little duckling",,,

so he's a GOD now huh🤕

divorce arc incoming☝️

"its okay" oh ok maybe not

we FORGIVE him ☹️

wow character development

"you are something that i can never truly understand" :( 🤕

this was kind of on MY bingo card that we'd go to the dark world this episode

"the heart you two share" 🥰

wait huh HUH wait huhHUH

WHAAT WAT WHAT WHAGAGG GHUHHHWATTG WHATSGT

"you are a shell of a man arthur, ALWAYS WERE🫶🫶🫶"

"who let his DAUGHTER DIE"

WHATGG THE FUCK😰

DAY OF WRATH

"you shouldn't have survived in the first place"

WOW . okay . all the plot armor GONE

CATCHY TUNE ?? 😦

there is no emoji that expresses my emotions right now HUH H H BDSNFDNXICJNDNEFMMX

OKAY okay . okay HAHA what the FUCK

listen guys i know i said i love when arthur gets tortured but EVEN I didnt enjoy that 🤕 this is the MOST arthur lester has suffered . how do you top this

how will this affect the arthur lester scar charts

yeah and i was right about kayne taking us to the dark world . next season IDK um john perspective? coz what happened to him after this🤕

okay you know what i changed my mind . arthur lester HAS suffered more than david ward

okay hmm so he hates cultists but he never really knew why ? then how is lilith the reason he hates cultists if he didn't even know his parents were devotees . and wasn't he raised catholic .

im just supposed to LIVE MY LIFE after THIS?????? ????????? ??? ???????? ????

[the-froschamethyst4]

Over A Million Times

𖤐Pairing: Price x Actress! Reader

𖤐Pronouns: She/Her

𖤐Warnings: Smut, fluff, harsh language, married couple, age gap, kissing/making out, P in V, breeding kink, dirty talking, mention of children, talks of health issues and insecurities, no codenames, more use of John,

𖤐Summary: Y/n is an Oscar winning actress for her big movie roles as either the main character or a love interest, and tonight she was doing an interview for the world to get to know her

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Y/n Price, a national treasure, known for her roles as a main character or a love interest. But she got where she is from a small role in some Cop show, she played such strong emotions which got her in such big roles and she became an Oscar winning actress.

She was now joining in an interview for some late night TV show, she was going to talk more about her life, no one knows hardly anything about her, so a lot of people were curious on her life and where she came from before acting.

"Now for tonight's show, we have a very special guest, who I know you all where excited for, Y/N PRICE!" Y/n came out i a lovely white silky dress with a slit on the left leg and gold jewelry decorating her neck, wrists and fingers.

"Welcome!"

"Thank you, thank you for having me." She gives a genuine smile. Y/n was never upset that she became famous, she lived a secretive life, but not so secretive that people did know she was married, but to whom? No one knows.

"So...who is Y/n Price?" The host asked.

"Well, I come from a small town in rural Kentucky, I got my first acting gig back in 2010 when I played Selena in Cops-"

"First gig?"

"Yes, I've never acted before and that was the first time I acted and that's when I loved it. Then I got the role in Netflix's original series Time in Madness, I played the main character Aria Finch, that was a role that made me feel that action and romance were probably the only things I will ever do."

"You do have a Marvel deal. How does it feel to be part of Marvel?"

"Amazing, never thought I'd have some sort of movie deal with Marvel."

"You voice act too-"

"Love it, I love voice acting in Anime's." Y/n voice acted in Chainsaw Man, Fairy Tail, Jujutsu Kaisen, One Piece, Hunter x Hunter, and Demon Slayer.

"Which character do you like the most?"

"Oh easy, I loved voicing Natty in Demon Slayer (she's my OC)."

"She was the lover of Rengoku Kyojuro?"

"Yes, I love her."

The rest of the questions were about Y/n's life growing up and then it started to get serious.

"Your last name...isn't your last name." She then awkward laughs.

"Yeah." She says, lowering her head.

"You have a husband...you two have been married for 5 years now."

"Yes," she smiles, she gives such a big smile showing the people that she loves, loves, loves her husband.

Her husband John Price sits on the couch at their shared home, he smiled once seeing her so happy on TV.

"It's okay, love," he says as if she could hear him.

"We wanna know more about him."

"We met in Rome, I was filming for Just Cause, and we had a night off so we all went to a club and he was there, so we started to talk and drink and have fun, so we started dating for about a few years, he proposed and now, we're here," she smiles.

"No kids?"

"No kids," she says.

"Married for 5 years and no kids? May I ask why?" The host asks.

"Well...I have some health issues at the moment, but-"

"Awww~" The crowd says.

"No, no, I'm okay now, but I wanna gather myself before I start carrying kids." She awkwardly laughs. "And we've only talked about kids once, and never brought it up again, and it's not that we're in a bad financial spot or anything, we just...don't want any at the moment."

"Do you want kids in the future?"

"Maybe? I mean...we'll have to talk about it again, but at the moment it's currently not on the table." She said.

John just smiles at the TV, he leans back. He's been wanting to talk to Y/n about the kid thing again, but if she doesn't want them right now, he respects the decision.

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Y/n had gone back to the hotel she was staying at just for the night, tomorrow she'll be back in Yorkshire with her husband. She got out of the shower, drying her hair with a towel and the robe that was provided to her on her body.

Then her phone started to ring, she smiles knowing who it was before she even saw the ID.

"Hi, my love," she coos.

"Hi, hon, I saw your interview."

"Did you, was it good, okay, wonderful?"

"It was amazing, hon," he smiles.

"Nothing too personal was shared."

"I know," he chuckles now. She then lays on the bed.

"I wanna talk to you about something," John says.

"What is it?" She asked, rolling on her stomach.

"...You said something about children, how we've never really talked about since one time and...when you come back to Yorkshire...I want us to try for a baby--if that's alright with you." He says.

"..." Y/n goes quiet and John starts to get nervous.

"Hon?"

"Sorry...I was...processing..."

"Sorry, I didn't mean to spring that up on you."

"It's okay, love," she then smiles. "I...I want to talk more about it later, when I'm back home, not here over the phone."

"Right, right, you're right, you're always right."

"I'll see you tomorrow-"

"No, I do want to end the call with that...I wanna keep talking." He says which made Y/n smile.

"Sure, love, what do you wanna talk about?"

"I...I don't know."

"Do you wanna facetime, and I do my night routine?"

"You know I love it when you get ready for bed," he says, there was a quick hang up and Price had answered Y/n facetime call.

"There's her pretty face." Y/n smiles.

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9 in the morning flight...SUCKS!! Y/n was so tired, a big oversized hoodie on her body, the hood slightly covering her face, sunglasses and some black fluffy boots, she looked like once she gets in first class, she'll be taking the biggest and fattest nap ever, and she did just that, she slept the entire way back to London.

Once getting off the plane, there was man holding up a sign, she smiles it was John's friend Simon.

"Simon-"

"Hey big shot," he smiles as he hugs her. "You look comfy."

"I'm so tired." Simon lived in London so it was just easy if someone both John and Y/n knew came and got her and drop her off, when she traveled out of the United Kingdom, coming back either Simon or John will come and get her.

"How was the interview?" He asked.

"You didn't watch?"

"Girl, I'm tired."

"It's weird hearing you say 'girl' I just know you were fighting the urge to not call me recruit or some shit."

"Don't tell Price, he'll have my head if he found out I was thinking about calling you recruit." He says, loading Y/n's bags into his car.

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Home, seeing the white house sitting alone with no neighbors nearby, Y/n smiled when seeing a familiar man stand outside the house, once Simon stopped the car, she opened the car door and tackled John.

"Oh, how I missed you," John coos.

"Missed me? I was gone for a day."

"Too long," he mumbles into her neck. "Thanks, Si."

"No problem, any time." Simon gives a slight nod.

Price picks up Y/n and he yanks her fluffy boots off, dropping them by the front door, he starts kissing her neck, then her lips, taking her sunglasses and putting them on the kitchen counter. He was just attacking her neck with kisses.

"John, calm down," she giggles.

"I can't help it, you smell so good, you taste good too," he says, now sucking on her neck. "You smell...like fruit-"

"Fruit?"

"Very fruity," he says. "It's so tempting, a sexy scent too," he huffs into her neck.

"John."

"Hm?" He hums.

"Take me to the bed," she says.

Didn't have to tell John twice, he takes her up the stairs to their shared bedroom, he pushes the door open and gently drops Y/n on the bed, on the edge of John's side of the bed.

His hands then start moving under her hoodie which was actually John's taking it off her body and tossing it to the side, he goes to his knees and starts kissing her knees, moving his hands up her thighs and pulled at her spandex shorts. She lifts her butt making him take them off completely and he tosses them on the hoodie.

"No bra...scandalous, love," he says.

"I wanted to just be comfortable on the plane ride home," she says. "I didn't care about no bra, should be lucky I had shorts on, I was thinking about just wearing underwear and a hoodie." She teased.

"Then I would have seen articles about how you came home half naked," he says, standing up and kissing her cheek and then her lips.

He pushes her onto her back and starts making out with her, his hands squeezing her breasts, then moved down to her hips giving her a loving squeeze before he stood back up removing his shirt.

Y/n loved seeing her husband strip, his body wasn't perfect to him, but Y/n it was the best thing she's ever seen. Scars on his chest, some on his stomach and arms, and he didn't have a 6-pack but more of a beer belly, but still fucking hot and sexy in Y/n's eyes.

John then starts pushing his sweats down and was only in his boxers.

Y/n lifts her feet, biting the joint of her index finger and brings her foot up to gently stroke the bulge in his boxers. He let's out a shaky moan but he overall smirks knowing his wife is making him feel good just by barely doing anything.

He grabs her ankles making her legs straight and pulls her a bit off the bed.

"I'm going to stuff you, stuff full of my cum, stuff you full with a baby inside of you," he says, a glimpse of sexual frustration in his eyes.

"Do it then," she teases him now. A smirk on her face and her tongue going to the corner of her mouth, she was such a tease without having to be one.

John flips Y/n onto her stomach, tapping her hips to raise them up, she puts her elbows under her, her ass up and her face rested on the pillow.

She hears John pull his boxers down and she feels the bed shift, his dick tapping on her ass before it slowly pushes inside of her, her head goes up and a breathy moan escapes her lips.

John's motion was very fast but still comfortable. She moans into the pillow and loved this feeling. It was only a few days since Price and his wife's last sex session.

But after she had mention children and they spoke more on the topic last night over the phone, Price was desperate to see his wife stuffed with his child, waddling around the house rubbing her big belly, depending on him, and he is willing to stop everything to help her.

Price was moving quickly, his hands gripping at her ass then her waist. He leans down kissing the back of her neck, but then also kissing between her shoulder blades.

He starts moving at a bit quicker pace, he knows he'll cum at some point and then hearing her moans, breathy, shaky moans, he knows she'll cum soon too.

"Fuck, fuck."

"Y-You feel so good," he moans.

Giving once more thrust and ends up coming inside of Y/n, her head goes back when cum leaks from between her folds.

"Fuck."

"God...can't wait in a month to see your belly so plump." He smirks next to her ear and kissed her temple.

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News articles, TikTok's, Twitter treads, Instagram threads, everything and anything you could think of. It was out that Y/n was pregnant, 3 months pregnant.

3 months in hiding off the internet, and away from the public eye for those 3 months, Y/n was pregnant.

How people knew was on her way to an appointment to go check on the baby, John with her, holding her hand looking at her with such love and care in his eyes, Y/n looking up at him with a smile and a hand on her belly that was being showed off with skin tight dress that made John drool over her.

User3456765676: They look so happy-I'm crying

Firshadow12: How John looks at Y/n is such love

Stressedaqua: I WANT THIS LOVE TO FIND ME, NOW!!!!!

Innocentcopper: I NEED SOMEONE LIKE JOHN

GlenRongs: PLZ SOMEONE LOOK AT ME LIKE THE WAY JOHN LOOKS AT Y/N!!!!!!!

Regionsag: Something about John looking at Y/n like that makes me want a husband now

"John," Y/n got off the couch and walks to him, he was in the kitchen, he stopped what he was doing and looked at her coming up behind him.

"Yes?"

"Look how much they love us," she smiles.

"They love the bump, mama," he placed his big rough hand on her belly. "The people love you and you're not even born, yet," he chuckles.

"Oh hush," she says, she rubs her belly.

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Then before the world knew it, only seeing the most recent post was when Y/n was 4 months pregnant and now the very most recent was a photo of Y/n in the hospital looking to the side of a baby girl resting in a clear, plastic tub.

The next post was then a photo slideshow of Y/n being pregnant and then her being in the hospital holding her baby girl, but no one could see the baby girl's face. There was a pink heart over the baby girls face.

John and Y/n had come out with a plan to never show their daughter on the internet, this would be the only time the world would ever see Y/n's and John's baby girl, they even gave her a fake name.

Her name was Iris Price but to the world her name was Sunday. Mainly because she was born on a Sunday. They want to protect their daughter and that's what they are going to do, rather the world likes it or not, it's not up to the world, they didn't just go through 34 hours of labor for the national treasure to give birth to a rare black diamond.

John sat on the bed holding his 3 day old daughter in his hands doing skin to skin contact while his wife took a nice and hot shower. She needed to relax.

"Mama is in the shower, but you and I get to cuddle and I could have you all to myself while mama is relaxing," he says, kissing the side of Iris's temple.

She wiggles in John's hold, but his hold was firm and he made sure Iris would stay put and not get hurt.

"Shhh, baby," he says.

"Mmmm," she whines.

"John?" Y/n was came out with a towel on her head and one wrapped around her body. He just looks up at her with a soft smile on his lips.

"I'm trying to keep her calm, you need to relax, hon," he says.

"I'll relax when I know, she's eaten," she says, taking Iris from John's grasp and loosened the towel around her chest. John watches but when to go get some clothes for Y/n to wear.

Y/n got her underwear on and a large t-shirt that was actually John's, Iris was placed in the middle of the big master bed, on a pillow between Y/n and John, since Iris came home from the hospital her place has always been between Y/n and John, that is her favorite place and the only place, she recognizes.

Over time, yes, she will have to get use to a crib and being in a room on her own, but not this time, she is still small enough to be between her loving parents.

[literaryvein-reblogs]

Hey, do you by chance have any dialog prompts for internet friends? Thanks!

Hi! This reminded me of how letters can sometimes be similar to how "internet friends" communicate. So here are some examples that may be used as prompts:

“Send me the words ‘Good night’ to put under my pillow.” —John Keats to Fanny Brawne

“To say I apologise just seems to be inadequate. Please write to me soon.” —Hughes to a ticked-off Lowell (similarly, internet friends may argue; one may apologise, sometimes beg for a response)

“I am lonely, Neal, alone, and always I am frightened. I need someone to love me and kiss me and sleep with me; I am only a child and have the mind of a child. . . . It is pure pity that I beg now, not comradeship or love or sympathy.” —Ginsberg to Neal Cassady (similarly, internet friends may confess their emotional turmoils)

“When you write my epitaph, you must say I was the loneliest person who ever lived.” —Robert Lowell, in his letter to Elizabeth Bishop, recalls this message to have been said by her

“Why are you alone in London, and when do you go to Salisbury? Do go there to cool your hands in the grey twilight of Gothic things, and come here whenever you like. It is a lovely place and lacks only you; but go to Salisbury first.” —Oscar Wilde to Lord Alred “Bosie” Douglas

“How can Death get at the Unborn, go back before birth and look at death. Or look at death though a coffeecup or sharpen your pencil on it, protect the chair against it, don’t destroy the chance of a boulder to life.” —Snyder to Ginsberg (similarly, internet friends may not always be coherent in their messages)

“Teaching is a groove, I have total freedom, and my poetry class is full of interesting hip young minds.” —Snyder to Ginsberg (similarly, internet friends may talk [or gossip] about their daily lives; so-and-so is “one of the meanest cats in Japan” -Snyder)

“My main psychic difficulty . . . is the usual oedipal entanglement . . . I have been homosexual for as long as I can remember.” —Ginsberg to Wilhelm Reich (similarly, internet friends may verbalise their internal conflicts)

“I ask you for violence, in the nonsense, and you, you give me grace, your light and your warmth. I’d like to paint you, but there are no colors, because there are so many, in my confusion, the tangible form of my great love.” —Frida Kahlo to Diego Rivera

“Ah, how good it was to hear your voice. It was so inadequate to try and tell you what it meant. Funny was that I couldn’t say je t’aime and je t’adore as I longed to do, but always remember that I am saying it, that I go to sleep thinking of you.” —Eleanor Roosevelt to Lorena Hickok

“My heart has often been too full to speak or take any notice I am sure you know I love you well enough to believe that I mind your sufferings nearly as much as I should my own...” —Emma Darwin to Charles Darwin

“I composed a beautiful letter to you in the sleepless nightmare hours of the night, and it has all gone: I just miss you, in a quite simple desperate human way.” —Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf

“...you are lavish with little secondary loves, like that night in Thiviers when you loved that peasant walking downhill in the dark, whistling away, who turned out to be me.” —Jean-Paul Sartre to Simone de Beauvoir

“Think of me, sometimes, when the Alps and ocean divide us, –but they never will, unless you wish it.” —Lord Byron to Teresa Guiccioli

Notes on writing internet friends' dialogue (similar to how people write letters):

Example: "Words in Air: The Complete Correspondence between Elizabeth Bishop and Robert Lowell" — Similar to these poets, your characters may lead very different lives, which you can make apparent in their dialogue:

For instance, Bishop's letters contain ardent descriptions of Brazilian flora and fauna, affectionate accounts of her humble neighbors in Petrópolis, and wry gossip about her upper-class social circle in Rio; whilst Lowell updates her on his tumultuous life with wives #2 (Elizabeth Hardwick) and #3 (Caroline Blackwood) and on the stateside literary scene.

Despite differences, your characters may still remain friends. Example: Bishop and Lowell's politics differed. Yet both tactfully avoided debating politics, and remained fast friends. (While Lowell was very publicly protesting the Vietnam War, Bishop was socializing with Brazil’s leading conservative politicians.)

Write your character's dialogue in a descriptive way. Unless they are sending one another photos or videos, most internet friends would be very vivid in their description. Example: In Hughes' 1956 letters, he frequently reported encounters with animals in a descriptive way (usually including his own interpretations): he’s sitting in a valley reading when a wildcat comes along and starts “to stare me out—very offensive”; he’s walking across a field when he sees a “beautiful cow” alienating the affections of a calf from a jealous horse.

Sometimes internet friends tell each other mundane things, like their dreams: For instance, in his letters, Hughes recounts, and attempts to analyze one, often violent animal dream, after another.

Also found this article on The Psychology of Social Media, which you might find useful.

Sources: 1 2

Hope this helps with your writing. Do tag me, or send me a link. I'd love to read your work!

[hard--headed--woman]

Hi ladies! For this 3rd post I am again going to talk about a woman I mentionned yesterday (in the post about Natalie Clifford Barney) ;

Romaine Brooks !

Her birth name is Beatrice Romaine Goddard, but we know her as Romaine Brooks. Successful italian american painter, she was born in 1874 in Roma and died in 1970 in Nice (in France) at 96 years old. Her works were successful in the early years of her career, before declining considerably during the 1930s and regaining popularity in the 1960s.

Both her parents were American and had two other children. Shortly after Romaine's birth, they decided to return to the United States, then broke up.

It was here that life took a difficult turn for young Beatrice: her mother took very little care of her, and abused her, accusing her of being possessed by the devil and of bringing bad luck. When she was seven, her mother abandoned her, leaving her to a poor family in New York. This same family informed the child's grandfather, who then decided to take charge of his granddaughter and her education. He placed her in various religious institutions, and for years she saw very little of her mother.

She began drawing and painting at the age of 16.

In 1893, she moved to Europe, became a cabaret singer in Paris and studied painting in Roma. She returned to live with her mother in 1901, after her brother's death, but her mother died in 1902, leaving Romaine to inherit her grandfather's fortune.

From then on, Romaine began to live a very unconventional life. In 1903, she, an open lesbian, and her homosexual friend John Ellington Brooks decided to marry. It's obviously not a love marriage, but an agreement, an arrangement between the two friends: this marriage will give the impression that they respect social norms and will therefore spare them the comments and pressure of society, and they will be free to love whoever they want, sheltered behind their appearance as a married couple.

Romaine and John never lived together, but to thank him for helping her, Romaine paid her friend a monthly allowance.

Romaine has had many lovers in her life : Dolly Wilde, (yeah this is Oscar Wilde's niece, and an interesting person!), the dancer Ida Rubistein, the marquise Luisa Casati, the pianist Renata Borgatti... but the love of her life was Natalie Clifford Barney. As you know it if you've read my post about Natalie, the two women stayed together for about 50 years, from 1914/1915 (unclear) until Romaine's death in 1970.

In 1904, she began using shades of gray in her work, and these would remain the dominant tones in her later paintings.

One of her best-known paintings is "La France Croisée" (Crossed France), which she painted in reaction to the first Battle of Ypres, at the beginning of the first world war.

The "patriotism" that transpires from this allegorical painting and inspired her mobilization for France and the Croix-Rouge française earned her the Légion d'Honneur in 1920.

She was a very successful painter. Her paintings were exhibited all over the world, from Paris to London to New York. Her career peaked in 1925, followed by a decline in the '30s. At this point, she gave up painting and concentrated on drawing, creating works inspired by her unhappy childhood. In the 60s, however, the art world started to take a renewed interest in her paintings.

She died at 96 in Nice, in December 1970, and since then, several prestigious exhibitions in her honor have been organized, rekindling public interest in Romaine Brooks and her work.

Here are some of her paintings :

(This is Natalie Clifford Barney!)

(This is Ida Rubistein)

(The Charwoman)

(This is Renata Borgatti)

(Chasseresse)

There is way much more to say about her and you should really check her life and her art! She was an interesting person with interesting works and I personally am glad I found her paintings.

See you tomorrow!

[thepratandtheidiot]

🍿 movie knights week four ⚔️

death on the nile (1978)

my entirely arbitrary rating based on nothing:

4.8 out of 5 ⭐️

if you're jonesing for a classic whodunit with a star-studded cast, a fake cobra or two, and a famous mustachioed french belgian detective, look no further...

(i also correctly guessed the culprit and am feeling very smug about it.)

CONFESSION TIME: back in high school, my sheltered ass read every single agatha christie mystery in existence instead of attending house parties with underage drinking or learning how to drive. i definitely read this one and enjoyed it, but could not remember a single detail for the film, so it all felt fresh and new. big win for the memory loss girlies on tumblr dot com!

1. literally every single actor brought their fucking a-game: this was a masterclass in famous film/theatre performance, and you could tell the cast was having a fucking blast. angela lansbury was a riot, olivia hussey was angelically gorgeous, david niven was david niven... i've also been a peter ustinov fan since childhood, and predictably really loved his take on poirot. "leetle ghrey cellsss" indeed

2. film as a medium being utilised to its fullest potential scratches a very specific itch in my brain, so the choice to shoot every possible variation on the murder was a fantastic use of screentime! also watching everyone pelt up and down the boat deck at night in sexy 1930s nightwear was, shall we say, ideal

3. 💖 mean butch maggie smith in a tuxedo, my fucking beloved 💖

shoutout to costume designer anthony powell, who won a very deserved oscar for his work on this film. thank you for your service 🫡

4. also, a lovely anecdote from director john guillermin regarding the vibes onset during a rather arduous on-location shoot:

"The more experienced people created a very generous atmosphere. They were not impatient at all. I have never worked with Bette Davis before and was told she was professional but not communicative. Well, she was an absolute bastion of support and enthusiasm. During the breaks, the cast would often sit to one side engaged in terrific conversation. There was Ustinov's great wit and Niven's dry humour. Jack Warden is a very funny man and Mia Farrow is a very funny woman. This was a bunch of people who could relax."

5. okay my single nitpick in the entire film, WHAT in the frat bro fuck was going on with simon doyle’s haircut. hair and makeup y’all nailed it everywhere else. what happened here

⚔️ theo says: “it was like watching a Cluedo board come to life, and i'd absolutely watch it again. that's how films should be made. also angela lansbury was gay."

lars: "i don't think she was actually gay."

theo: "no, she was."

🍿 another week down! thanks for tuning in once again—if you also watched, let us know what you thought! next week, we'll be watching conclave (2024) in case anyone wants to join us 🫶

[buttahpie]

Get to know you mutual!

Thanks for the tag @warmrevolver !

What’s the origin of your username?: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey by Paul & Linda McCartney aka the song everrrrr

OTPS: McLennon forever and ever. Zelink (Link and Zelda) is also truly so near and dear to me. And I LOVE wolfstar

Favorite color: Any and all shades of green :3

Song stuck in your head: “Kiss from a Rose” by Seal has been on REPEAT for the last two days

Weirdest habit/Trait: Unfortunately I am just weird. Adorkable in a very Anna from frozen way to my dismay. I wish I had charisma or was suave but I am simply not.

Hobbies: Theatre (my whole career and livelihood, actually), WRITING!! Occasional drawing, social media content creation (I work for my theatre doing marketing) and I enjoy vlogging occasionally

If you work, what’s your profession?: I am a professional actor! I’m about to graduate with my degree in acting and I work on shows constantly! I also clean professionally to support myself more and I’m planning on starting my own private cleaning company.

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be?: Honestly I have my dream job and I am so fulfilled by my work in the theatre. BUT if I could have another job I would love to be able to write stories professionally

Something you’re good at: I am good at singing and I’m finally allowing myself to say it. I’ve taken private lessons for years and I LOVE singing. I am also good at writing I think

Something you hate: bigotry. The president. Liars. Narcissists. People who support the president. Billionaires. Not getting enough sleep. Dating apps.

Something you collect: I’ve just started collecting records and vinyl and I’m quite proud of my collection already! And plays, i have loads of plays.

Something you forget: UHhhhhh I am not generally a forgetful person. I may forget names every now and then but only if it’s a person I haven’t made a connection with yet.

What’s your love language?: Quality time 100%. It’s the one I speak and receive. It is so important to me.

Favorite movie/Show: Howl’s Moving Castle, The Mummy, Surf’s Up, Pride and Prejudice, Romeo + Juliet. The Good Place, Schmigadoon, Ted Lasso, Friends.

Favorite Food: Italian food really truly is my favorite. Any and all kinds of pasta. Homemade pizza.

Favorite Animal: Cows! They have kind eyes.

What were you like as a child?: Apparently very angry and standoffish. I was difficult and mean. It was the undiagnosed autism. HOWEVER my parents say I am the total opposite now and they were so happy they loved me through the hard years because I am a joy now!

Favorite Subject at school?: Before college I loved my band and choir classes. And I loved all my English and writing classes. My favorite class I’m currently in is advanced tap dance technique! Although it’s kicking my butt right now.

Least favorite subject: Math always

What’s your best character trait: I am a generally very positive, optimistic and grounded person. People come to me with their issues, they trust me and they are cheered up by my. I’ve been described as having a “zest for life” and inspiring other people to live with more authenticity. I am very proud of this.

What’s your worst character trait: Despite this, i can be rather selfish. It’s passed down from my mom haha. I have some egotistical tendencies that I have been trying to work through for years now. Also I often struggle with empathy.

If you could travel in time who would you like to meet?: John Lennon, David Bowie, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Princess Diana

I don’t have many mutuals ahhh BUT I’m tagging: @johangeorghohman @glowing-gold and @tauruscats

[princesssarisa]

Character ask: Rizzo the Rat (The Muppets)

Nobody asked me this. I've just been listening to the soundtrack of The Muppet Christmas Carol and I feel like posting about a Muppet.

Favorite thing about them: His blend of sarcastic wit with "lovable coward" tendencies and the funny slapstick indignities he always goes through. Also, the rare yet touching moments when we see his inner caring and sensitivity. For example, when he cries after "When Love is Gone" in The Muppet Christmas Carol, when he assures Jim Hawkins that he and Gonzo are his family in Muppet Treasure Island, or in Muppets From Space, when he cries as Gonzo is leaving at the end and then tackle-hugs him when he decides to stay after all.

Least favorite thing about them: That he sometimes eats sentient dancing cheeses: e.g. in the Andy Williams episode of The Muppet Show, or in the Michelle Pfeiffer episode of Muppets Tonight. Though for all we know, since they're Muppets, the cheeses survived being eaten: Rizzo himself is eaten by Big Mean Carl in the 2009 Bohemian Rhapsody video, yet shows up again later none the worse for wear.

Three things I have in common with them:

*I like food.

*I can be sarcastic sometimes.

*I'm afraid of heights.

Three things I don't have in common with them:

*I'm female.

*I don't have a New York accent (though half my relatives do).

*I've never been chased by a cat.

Favorite line:

From The Muppet Christmas Carol:

(when Gonzo picks him up and uses him to clean a window) "Thank you for making me a part of this."

"Hoiti-toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty-Pants!"

"There are two things in this life I hate: heights and jumping from them."

(in response to Gonzo's "Hello, London!" as they're flying) "Goodbye, lunch!"

(when Gonzo accidentally sets his tail on fire) "Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat!"

From Muppet Treasure Island:

"If I had a life, I'd hate it."

"He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!"

(after eating a whole roast chicken cooked by Long John Silver) "If you're gonna be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver, I am definitely gonna need bigger pants!"

"I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now I'm somewhere between bed-wetting and a near-death experience."

"Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously."

From Muppets Tonight, when Garth Brooks sings "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof, and someone protests that he had promised to sing a country song:

"Yeah, but he didn't say what country."

brOTP: The other Muppets, especially Gonzo and Pepe. In Sesame Street crossovers, Oscar the Grouch too, since they bunked together in Oscar's trash can in A Muppet Family Christmas.

OTP: Yolanda Rat, when they're "on again."

nOTP: Any human.

Random headcanon: I'm open to the headcanon that @midnightcowboy1969 has sometimes expressed – that he's the reincarnation of the character he's named after, Rico "Ratso" Rizzo from Midnight Cowboy. Especially because he owns an Italian-American restaurant in Rico Rizzo's favorite place, Florida (PizzeRizzo's at Disney Hollywood Studios in Orlando). And a past life as a starving street bum would explain his obsession with food!

Unpopular opinion: I like his prominence in '90 and early 2000s Muppet media. I know that old-school Muppet fans tend to complain about how he was pushed to the forefront in that era (along with Gonzo, Clifford, and the new Muppets Tonight characters), while the "classic" Muppet Show characters like Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie et al, were more often relegated to smaller roles. But while I'm glad to see the more "classic" Muppets make a comeback since then, I never thought Rizzo was overused in my '90s childhood. Say what you will about that era of the Muppets, he was one of its highlights.

Song I associate with them: "Rat Scat" from The Muppets Take Manhattan – if I'm not mistaken, the only real solo song he's ever had, even if it is just scatting.

Favorite picture of them:

[lightofraye]

No way! GLEN POWELL?!?!?!? You're a fan too????!!!!

Oh boy.

All caps. Tons of exclamation marks and question marks.

I'm in trouble, aren't I?

Because... yes! I'm a huge fan of Glen's! And it's not because he has a hot bod either!

(Thank you, Top Gun: Maverick, for that volleyball scene. Ahem.)

But no, in all seriousness, the first role I distinctly remember him in was playing that stock market guy in The Dark Knight Rises--the one who promptly got his head beat in by Bane.

Why did it make an impression on me? Because I believed it when he stood up to Bane. It was a stand out scene.

Later, Hidden Figures, I remembered liking John Glenn--and hilariously didn't make the connection of the actor! Not until much later. He made other small roles that I remembered... and then forgot the actor. (Hey, life is busy.)

Then Top Gun: Maverick came out and I remembered sitting back in my seat and going, "Who the fuck was that?!"

Because wow. Arrogant, snarky, could back up his claims. It was another Tom Cruise in so many ways. Hangman, Glen's character, was just like Maverick, Tom Cruise's character. He popped on the screen and I just had to know more about him.

Cue a deep dive in his history, his Instagram, and his roles. And discovering he was in other roles that I liked!

Then learning about his history as an actor. He said it was Denzel Washington who inspired him to make a try for it in Hollywood--a real try.

By 2007, Glen had made a few roles, small ones, but he credits Denzel for putting faith in himself. Trying out for The Great Debaters, Denzel asked Glen to come back and try for a bigger role... and to drop his noticeable Texas accent. Glen was determined to impress the movie's producers--and succeeded.

He was just 17 years old.

Glen recounted Denzel's advice to him:

"This race, Hollywood, it's a marathon, not a sprint," Powell relayed from the Oscar-winner's advice. "You're running your own race. Don't look in the other lanes. It doesn't matter how fast somebody else is going, where they're going, or if they look better doing it. It doesn't matter."

When he tried out for The Expendables 3, he wrote to Sly Stallone and explained why he was the best choice for the role. Later, Stallone told him it was the reason he got the job.

He then got into Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens on Fox. (And making friends with John Stamos!) It helped him show off his comedic skills and helped make his name in Hollywood.

He actually admitted when he got into Hidden Figures, he was worried he ruined it. It was such a powerful movie and he feared he wrecked it. (Needless to say, no, he didn't. That movie shone!)

He made a rom-com with Zoey Deutch on Netflix that also cinched his skills as an actor who could do romance, comedy, and Top Gun (along with The Expendables) showed he could also do action. He's very well-rounded as an actor.

But what really catapulted him was Anyone But You with Sydney Sweeney. For the last few years, Hollywood had struggled to make really big rom-coms (in my humble opinion). Most just don't really break the box office.

Then Sydney Sweeney came along with her clever mind and manipulated the hell out of the chemistry between her and Glen. It worked too well--he had been in a three year relationship with Gigi Paris.

During the filming of Anyone But You, there were so many candids, behind the scenes photographs, that left quite a few convinced Sydney and Glen were having an affair. (Sydney is very much engaged with her longtime boyfriend of, what, 6 years now?) But some speculated it was too much for Gigi and she broke it off.

It's never been confirmed as to why they broke up, but it was interesting....

Then Glen went and adopted a freakin' adorable dog, a mutt, and named it Brisket. That dog has been with him everywhere now! Even during promos!

What I like about Glen? He includes his parents in a lot of his movies as extras! He's frequently seen with his niece and nephew, photographs with them all the time... and a couple of years ago, reenacted, I kid you not, some scenes from ELF in New York with his family. (Seriously. Watch it. I couldn't stop laughing.)

He's made a hit for Netflix with Hit Man. Twisters is doing pretty well in theaters. He's so busy I'm staring at his schedule and thinking to myself, "When does he have time to breathe?!"

What I'm also impressed with is how, upon talking to Matthew McConaughey and realizing how soul-sucking Los Angeles could be, Glen sold his home in Los Angeles and relocated back to Texas!

My last tidbit of amusement? He has green eyes. He's Texan.

Seriously, what is it with me and green-eyed men from Texas? Yeesh.

(I turned into a gossip columnist. Haha!)

[appalatchn]

Post 1: Introduction

Hello, Readers,

My first experience with poetry--or at least the first I can remember--began when I was eleven years old. My mom still had her high school copy of Immortal Poems of the English Language, a poetry anthology edited by the poet Oscar Williams. She was a nurse who often worked long, difficult hours, but if she was in the right mood, she'd dig out her copy of Immortal Poems and read to my brothers and me. Her favorite were the British Romantic poets: Wordsworth, Coleridge, Byron, Shelley, and Keats.

This experience I mentioned above remains one of my most vivid childhood memories. It was stormy night, and we had lost power. In the flickering candlelight, she read the entirety of Coleridge's "The Rime of The Ancient Mariner." Though I was too young to really appreciate or even understand what Coleridge was getting at, I remember being amazed at the sounds and rhythms of the poem, it's forlorn-sounding ballad meter, and the idea of a sinner condemned to wander the earth for all eternity to tell his tale to anyone who would listen.

Childhood moments like this one that laid the foundation for my love of poetry, however, I did not take to poetry until much later in life. Throughout high school, I cared more for prose--short stories and novels. I didn't "get" poetry, or really care for it. About halfway through my undergraduate education, I decided to take a survey course in British literature. When I looked at the reading list for this course, I was surprised to see that almost every assigned text was verse. I remember the course began with William Blake's "The Garden of Love" and ended with Seamus Heaney's "Digging." I almost dropped the course, but I decided to stick it out. This decision changed my life.

I quickly discovered that I loved poetry! I just had never had a great teacher of poetry, someone who is passionate about form, meter, and rhythm, and cared for the effects of grammar and syntax on the reader as much as he cared for the philosophy and historical contexts informing the poem. He also read poetry with real emotion, conviction, and passion--something I had not encountered since my mother read to me as a child.

I became obsessed with the works of Keats in this course, and suffice it to say that I was hooked. I changed my major from History to English at the end of the semester.

I took many more classes with this instructor, and each one of them was verse-centered. Out of the 7 or 8 courses I had with him, I can count on one hand the amount of prose that we read. Together, we covered all the major periods of British poetry, and by the time I graduated, I had built up a substantial base of knowledge about poetry.

Without my first teacher--my mother--and this second teacher many years later, I do not think I would be here with you all today. For many years, I worked blue-collar jobs and drifted aimlessly. Even when I decided to begin college (and for quite a while after), I had no clue about what I wanted to do. I am eternally grateful to my teachers for drawing this love of verse out of me and lighting my path.

Some of my favorite poets are John Donne, Percy Shelley, John Keats, Robert Browning, Matthew Arnold, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Emily Dickinson, W.B. Yeats, Thomas Hardy, T.S. Eliot, and Wallace Stevens.

I know very little about contemporary poetry, so I am excited to read these poets in this course. Maybe I will discover a few new favorites.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading. I look forward to our time together this semester.

[aro-geo-turtle]

part 49 "The Suspects" liveblog:

the friar serves...gloon? diametrically opposed gods and cultists, just take me back to magpod already! I love this shit

awww arthur you should have gone with the king </2. how eagerly John wants him to say it T_T but Horig makes sense I suppose

ok the order serving azathoth makes sense, it been surprisingly long without mention of him considering his importance to the mythos

watch your pop culture references arthur!

...arthur bragging about how many murders you've done is not the way to prove your innocence

i wonder whos sigil it is. john would have to know if it was the kings. lilith's? kayne's?

oh rip Gerard. I think they're a little to quick to claim its barnabus. it could still be everard or the woman.

oh fuckkkkkkk. ok maybe arthur was right about barnabus.

who would have wanted it this way? Yurgothar? is that who he worships? barnabus is seriously losing it, he sounds almost inhuman

yeah i don't think its going to be barnabus who did the original murder. if its everard then now you're trapped in a room with him. yeppppp. it doesn't make any sense for him to commit the murder masked and then remove it right before he disappeared but i appreciate the drama lol

oh shit pit trap!!! yeah its been too long since these two fell down a hole. oh no dislocated shoulder is not what we need. and the bag is stuck! "goatwood tree" oh boy thats gotta be shub-niggrath huh.

and we have to torture poor john with his nyctophobia again. I'm glad arthur knows how to help him as much as they can right now, letting him describe everything. I'm very worried about what these trees are going pull. maybe we can pull some living forest cred with the dreamlands finger? "we are friend to evil sapient forests" and all?

kellan?? arthur i'm worried you're getting delirious. and hopeless, that's really not good. arthur you are the Unconquerable!!!! don't give up! it does strike me that a repeating fear for arthur is his body betraying him. we've mostly seen that through his response to john gaining pieces of him but this sickness must feel pretty similar.

omg the letter.

T_T T_T T_T "Maybe I've always known it." T_T the parallels between arthur reciting it to yellow and then john reciting it to arthur!!!!! rip oscar's letter. maybe this is what the forgetting ritual did, wipe away their ability to read it.

oh using it for light. wow. thats something alright. i think oscar would be honored.

DARK YOUNG ALERT! HEY I FUCKING CALLED IT, I SAID SUB-NIGGRATH JUST NOW, I SAID DARK YOUNG WAY BACK AT THE START OF S5

"Excellent, John, but I need to know--" lol time for life or death not time for investigating john. still wonderful job, and you know a weak spot!

ok six shots left, soon to be five... now four, now three left, two, one more shot come on arthur!!! aim upwards anddddddd a hit!!!!

yorik's being uncharacteristically quiet, whats up dude???

oh jesus i thought everard was kayne for a second there, he scared me. what does john want to do with the coin? villain monologue time!

arthur let john talk. oohhhhhhh. hell yeah john you're the best. I totally forgot they got the coin from the three soldiers. "stand against the darker forces of this world?" but the soldiers were from the order right? that doesn't sound like the order or like everard. interesting, so the soldiers here are already dead

malevolent parent and child themes my beloved

jfhjffhkdh everard on the one hand i'm glad you're doing this but on the other arthur is not a safe person to hand the black stone over to, he's planning to bring it straight to the crawling chaos himself.

everard can you please help us ditch horig's plague pleaseeeee. oh thank goodness. annnnd of course there's a cost. "forces unseen" yeah that's got to be kayne.

interesting...i wonder who the other three trusted are. does anyone know if this is the s5 finale or what? this new plot seems like it could be the start of a new arc or of a whole new season.