#TEx texts texts

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Quote the Raven:

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Putting it back in, but the Wrong way around?

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

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Enough! Send him into the Time Spiral!

[uselessalexis165]

bridal carry

[heartfullofleeches]

I love Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Knight Reader who truly believes Damsel is just an innocent princess-

Knight Reader: A terrifying beast, you say? Nonsense! This maiden is as innocent as the rest of us!

"Ask it to blink"

[Damsel starts to sweat - shutting both eyes one at a time]

Damsel: S-See? I'm just a poor, defenseless princess.

Knight Reader: How dare you all - Clearly there is something wrong with their eyes. We need to get them to a medic this instance!

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According to my Friend, the average amount of Arms is above Two. The Fetus is a Part of the Pregnant Person, and also usually has two Arms. Therefore, he concludes that Pregnant People usually have Four Arms, and thus, the Average is above too.

[karvviie]

agent texas i have feelings for you. i have written many words about you.

[originally posted march 2022]

[lesbitorte]

Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 2/?

(I forgot to post this lol)

[axinite25]

Kate and Yelena text like this I know it

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At the end of your Opponents Turn, Obviously.

How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S

i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten

[deep-feelings-blog]

me randomly just bursting into tears because no one really knows what's going on in my head

[nicodefresas]

— Kaomojis ಿৎ

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(⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) (╥ ω ╥) “(ノ _ <,, )

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𐐘🍜ඞ 𓂃༞♡ (°▱°)

[saramelaniemoon]

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Welp. Time to take the last piss of 2024.

[confession-star]

𝘚𝘜𝘉𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘊𝘌 · 2024

𝘌𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 · 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘦

[fragmentosadolescentes]

Al final nadie quiere a alguien que tiene una lista larga de alergias, era obvio que te irías.

Moon dark