#TEx texts texts

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Enough! Send him into the Time Spiral!

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Putting it back in, but the Wrong way around?

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

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One must imagine Lemon on Hamburger.

[uselessalexis165]

bridal carry

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According to my Friend, the average amount of Arms is above Two. The Fetus is a Part of the Pregnant Person, and also usually has two Arms. Therefore, he concludes that Pregnant People usually have Four Arms, and thus, the Average is above too.

[heartfullofleeches]

I love Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Knight Reader who truly believes Damsel is just an innocent princess-

Knight Reader: A terrifying beast, you say? Nonsense! This maiden is as innocent as the rest of us!

"Ask it to blink"

[Damsel starts to sweat - shutting both eyes one at a time]

Damsel: S-See? I'm just a poor, defenseless princess.

Knight Reader: How dare you all - Clearly there is something wrong with their eyes. We need to get them to a medic this instance!

[karvviie]

agent texas i have feelings for you. i have written many words about you.

[originally posted march 2022]

[axinite25]

Kate and Yelena text like this I know it

[textheslightlymorelimited]

At the end of your Opponents Turn, Obviously.

How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S

i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten

[lesbitorte]

Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 2/?

(I forgot to post this lol)

[nicodefresas]

— Kaomojis ಿৎ

૮₍ ᵕܫᵕ ₎ა (。・-・) ໒ྀ ི꒰ ◞ ◟ ꒱ྀ ིა

ʕ ꒪ ⌓ ꒪ ིྀ ʔ (﹡ˆ﹀ˆ﹡) (ᐢ ̥_ ̫ _ ̥ᐢ)

(๑＞◡╹๑) ᨳᥩ ᪲◞ ◟)𑁬 (˃ ⌑ ˂ഃ )

(ᐡっˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ ᐡ) (◣ _ ◢) (⚞🎀・◦・⚟)

(⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) (╥ ω ╥) “(ノ _ <,, )

꒰♡˃̶̤́ ꒳ ˂̶̤̀ ꒱ ( `−ㅿ−`) ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ

( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) ૮ • ﻌ - ა ꒰⑅ •̥ ꒳ •̥ ⑅꒱ ·°

𐐘🍜ඞ 𓂃༞♡ (°▱°)

[deep-feelings-blog]

Can we discuss how healing literally makes u become uninterested in like everyone and everything

[textheslightlymorelimited]

Im going to rotate you by One Degree Counter-Clockwise.

[saramelaniemoon]

[uselessalexis165]

I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION THE NOTE FROM BEE!!!

[bulutlardandustukzifirigeceye]

Ama niye kızıyorsun ki sultanım baktim hemen🤧 @leeyll