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Some text post memes i made
#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#tec#text post meme#hunger games text post meme#tbosas#coriolanus snow
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"I exist for the purpose of a certain person. I wish to exist for the purpose of another."
#paper mario#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#ttyd#ttyd remake#princess peach#TEC#paper peach#mario fanart#the thousand year door#illustration#artists on tumblr
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i love andrew and neil i rly do they hold such a sweet part in my soul.
but i NEED to see aftg from andrews pov.
'god these fucking meds suck and istg if kevin have another panic attack im going to kill hi- holy shit who is that deranged ass kid i need to beat him w a racket NOW.
this lying sack of shit. im going to find out everything abt him down to his fucking shoe size and what toothpaste he uses just bc i hate him. maybe suck his dick a little idk... god damn it kevin is having a panic attack.
IM OFF MY FUCKING MEDS WHY DO I STILL WANT THIS BATSHIT CRAZY GINGER WTF'
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Smelly Creatures and Jane ☺️☺️
#the eltingville club#welcome to eltingville#pete dinunzio#jerry stokes#bill dickey#josh levy#jane dickey#wte#tec
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Some people say "I love you." Magnus Bane says "Loving you made me believe in eternity"
Art from the graphic novel by Cassandra Jean
#happy valentine's day#magnus bane#alec ligthwood#malec#the bane chronicles#city of heavenly fire#the eldest curses#tec#tmi#tbc#cassandra clare#the shadowhunter chronincles#tsc#cassandra jean
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On Testing and Qualifying Magnus Lightwood-Bane's Sugar Daddy Behaviors - An Analysis
Multiple arguments have been made against the current High Warlock of Brooklyn, superficially regarding whether this gentleman's reputation as the current Consul of the Clave's sugar daddy is underappreciated or exaggerated. This study aims to dissect the argument with the support of textual evidence throughout the couple's appearances in the series
Paying for their first date
Taking care of the bill like a gentleman. From this instance, one can assume he takes his gentlemanly courting ritual very seriously, as he also reached for the meal cheques in other occassions
Conjuring and pelping to pick fine clothes for Alec
On their famous Europe vacation, it is shown Magnus has a habit of magicking tuxedoes, suits, and well-made sweaters for Alec. Now, if he could upgrade that GAP scarf to a Burberry one, it would be much appreciated
Gentleman behavior
Even though his boyfriend is supernaturally strong with biceps to bite for days and hunts bloodthirsty demons for a living, Magnus would still rather pay someone to carry the heavy luggage than his darling
Luxurious accommodation only
There has been a previously published study on the expenses for all these places here, so this article will be repeating the same key points:
one night at Istanbul Grand Suite on the Orient Express: $26,000
suite in Belmond Hotel Cipriani: $1,056
suite in Palazzo Manfredi, Rome: $729
It is understandably relatable when one pulls Alec Lightwood and wants to do everything in their power to woo him. For Magnus, it apparently includes never letting Alec stay in any place less than five stars
Letting Alec drive the Maserati
It costs around $10,860 to rent a red Maserati 3500 GT Vignale Spider for one day. Therefore, it speaks volumes to Magnus's affection for his boyfriend that Alec almost crashes them and the expensive car off a cliff is just a "tiny accident". It is also very likely he buys this type of car later, seeing his husband's fascination with them
Living together in Brooklyn
Months into the relationship Alec has already possessed a literal key to Magnus's home and proceeds to move in after weeks of getting back together. For other poor souls who are looking for a 3-bedroom brownstone in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, the rent would be estimated at around $5000 per month. For the Consul, it certainly would involve a different type of payment method
Alec's magically money-full pocket
The consul carrying energy bars in his duffle bag instead of using the 15000$ in his pocket guarantees the funniest mental images one could possibly imagine
Enchanting Izzy's whip for Alec's birthday
Knowing Alec's top wish is to keep his family safe, Magnus chooses to tip his boyfriend's sister's whip in a prized potion to help her on the battlefield. Loving someone to the point you want to protect what else they love
Assisting shadowhunter without payment
This element may prove to be the strongest supporter of Magnus's claim as THE sugar daddy of the shadowhunter chronicles universe title, seeing how he used to overcharge shadowhunter on their business (deservingly so), and now he is willing to do all kinds of crazy shenanigans without an ounce of money. Whoever's in charge of the Clave's budget better send Alec the biggest, freshest, most expensive fruit basket
Final note
In conclusion, this research paper does not provide a definitive answer to the argument but encourages readers to draw their own perspectives. Nevertheless, it is a great possibility that in his report, the consul stated he used 10-20 dollars each week while he was traveling across the world, going to Japan when he craved sushi and staying in the finest places, all thanks to his generous husband
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#malec#alec lightwood#magnus bane#shadowhunters#tsc#tmi#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#the eldest curses#tec#the red scrolls of magic#trsom#alec lightwood bane#magnus lightwood bane#meta#META COOL THAT IS#it somehow very clear in this post i major in psychology
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why am I only now realising that alec was BARELY TWENTY when he became a father.... omg... and it was barely two years into his and magnus' relationship too..... congrats to alec lightwood for defying stereotypes and proving that men can also have unplanned babies at age twenty with a far older man. that's so lana del rey of him
#he's a teen mom someone get him on mtv#i seriously dont know how i never realised quite how young he was. or maybe its bc im 22 now#so while this maybe sounded somewhat reasonable four years ago it's absolutely diabolical now#personal#vic reads tec#tlbotw#tec#tsc
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#if you know you know#clockwork princess#clockwork angel#clockwork prince#the infernal devices#tid#tessa gray#will herondale#the london institute#blackfriars bridge#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunters#the last hours#lucie herondale#james herondale#matthew fairchild#alastair carstairs#cordelia carstairs#the mortal instruments#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#the eldest curses#tec#tmi#tda#malec#clace#sizzy#isabelle lightwood#alec lightwood
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who else misses them? put your hands up✋🏼
art: @cassandrajean <3
#*aggresively tries to grow more hands so i can put them up*#✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼#i hope we get them in twp :(#magnus bane#alec lightwood#magnus x alec#malec#cassandra clare#cassandra jean#the mortal instruments#the eldest curses#tmi#tec#tsc
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#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunters#alec lightwood#magnus bane#malec#the mortal instruments#the eldest curses#secrets of blackthorn hall#tmi#tec#sobh#my memes
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“All the stories are true”
#cassandra clare#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments#the infernal devices#the dark artifices#the last hours#tmi#tda#tid#tlh#tec#the eldest curses#yalit#ya lit#yalitedit#alexandergideonslightwoodedits
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#the eltingville club#welcome to eltingville#bill dickey#josh levy#pete dinunzio#jerry stokes#wte#tec#ermmmmm. okay now that’s fone#*done#meme#mine#pete#jerry#josh#bill
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charles being like “you guys don’t understand how hard it is to be me: a man who likes men” to a room that is filled exclusively with men who like men had the same energy as in tlbotw when tian said “do you know how hard it is to love someone you can’t be with?” to alec and jace of all people
#charles fairchild#matthew fairchild#alastair carstairs#thomas lightwood#tlh#the last hours#chain of thorns#chain of thorns spoilers#cot spoilers#chot spoilers#ke yi tian#alec lightwood#jace herondale#tec#the eldest curses#the lost book of the white#tlbotw
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Alec: Chairman Meow is staring at me. Magnus: That’s totally normal. Magnus: He’s a cat, Alec. Alec: Don’t you think he talks about us when he goes out? Magnus: *Smirks* Oh, absolutely. He probably meets up with his friends and says, “So, you know that fabulous warlock and his clueless-but-cute Nephilim boyfriend? Yeah, I live with them."
#tsc#tscincorrectquotes#cassandra clare#tmi#tmi incorrect quotes#tec#alec lightwood#malec#magnus bane#shadowhunters#alex x magnus
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I CANNOT BELIEEEEEVEEVVEEREHHENEW😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#dont bring up the gay simon and jace vampire biting scene challenge FAILED ONE AGAIN 🥳🎉🎉🥳👯♀️🎊#i think the reason why this is so infinitely funny to me is bc it literally is just an inside joke cc has with herself#it READS like fanservice but it's not. this scene/jimon in general is not particularly popular among book fans at all#the only fan being serviced here is miss clare herself and i find that hysterical she came up with one joke 10yrs ago and just kept it going#i genuinely am so surprised the large majority of fans doesnt even seem to know about this constantly being brought up#Gay Jace And Simon Scene has more appearances than most characters at this point 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#cc bring it up in twp and i WILL name my first child Jimon.#personal#vic reads tec#tec#trsom#tsc#jimon
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