#TEC

[tbosasincorrect]

Some text post memes i made

[grundoonmgnx]

Tec, Untitled, 2022-23

Digital Collage

[rottencandyapp1es]

"I exist for the purpose of a certain person. I wish to exist for the purpose of another."

[kelari-talks]

i love andrew and neil i rly do they hold such a sweet part in my soul.

but i NEED to see aftg from andrews pov.

'god these fucking meds suck and istg if kevin have another panic attack im going to kill hi- holy shit who is that deranged ass kid i need to beat him w a racket NOW.

this lying sack of shit. im going to find out everything abt him down to his fucking shoe size and what toothpaste he uses just bc i hate him. maybe suck his dick a little idk... god damn it kevin is having a panic attack.

IM OFF MY FUCKING MEDS WHY DO I STILL WANT THIS BATSHIT CRAZY GINGER WTF'

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[nev4chii]

Smelly Creatures and Jane ☺️☺️

[jaxlightstairs]

Some people say "I love you." Magnus Bane says "Loving you made me believe in eternity"

Art from the graphic novel by Cassandra Jean

[carelessflower]

On Testing and Qualifying Magnus Lightwood-Bane's Sugar Daddy Behaviors - An Analysis

Multiple arguments have been made against the current High Warlock of Brooklyn, superficially regarding whether this gentleman's reputation as the current Consul of the Clave's sugar daddy is underappreciated or exaggerated. This study aims to dissect the argument with the support of textual evidence throughout the couple's appearances in the series

Paying for their first date

Taking care of the bill like a gentleman. From this instance, one can assume he takes his gentlemanly courting ritual very seriously, as he also reached for the meal cheques in other occassions

Conjuring and pelping to pick fine clothes for Alec

On their famous Europe vacation, it is shown Magnus has a habit of magicking tuxedoes, suits, and well-made sweaters for Alec. Now, if he could upgrade that GAP scarf to a Burberry one, it would be much appreciated

Gentleman behavior

Even though his boyfriend is supernaturally strong with biceps to bite for days and hunts bloodthirsty demons for a living, Magnus would still rather pay someone to carry the heavy luggage than his darling

Luxurious accommodation only

There has been a previously published study on the expenses for all these places here, so this article will be repeating the same key points:

one night at Istanbul Grand Suite on the Orient Express: $26,000

suite in Belmond Hotel Cipriani: $1,056

suite in Palazzo Manfredi, Rome: $729

It is understandably relatable when one pulls Alec Lightwood and wants to do everything in their power to woo him. For Magnus, it apparently includes never letting Alec stay in any place less than five stars

Letting Alec drive the Maserati

It costs around $10,860 to rent a red Maserati 3500 GT Vignale Spider for one day. Therefore, it speaks volumes to Magnus's affection for his boyfriend that Alec almost crashes them and the expensive car off a cliff is just a "tiny accident". It is also very likely he buys this type of car later, seeing his husband's fascination with them

Living together in Brooklyn

Months into the relationship Alec has already possessed a literal key to Magnus's home and proceeds to move in after weeks of getting back together. For other poor souls who are looking for a 3-bedroom brownstone in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, the rent would be estimated at around $5000 per month. For the Consul, it certainly would involve a different type of payment method

Alec's magically money-full pocket

The consul carrying energy bars in his duffle bag instead of using the 15000$ in his pocket guarantees the funniest mental images one could possibly imagine

Enchanting Izzy's whip for Alec's birthday

Knowing Alec's top wish is to keep his family safe, Magnus chooses to tip his boyfriend's sister's whip in a prized potion to help her on the battlefield. Loving someone to the point you want to protect what else they love

Assisting shadowhunter without payment

This element may prove to be the strongest supporter of Magnus's claim as THE sugar daddy of the shadowhunter chronicles universe title, seeing how he used to overcharge shadowhunter on their business (deservingly so), and now he is willing to do all kinds of crazy shenanigans without an ounce of money. Whoever's in charge of the Clave's budget better send Alec the biggest, freshest, most expensive fruit basket

Final note

In conclusion, this research paper does not provide a definitive answer to the argument but encourages readers to draw their own perspectives. Nevertheless, it is a great possibility that in his report, the consul stated he used 10-20 dollars each week while he was traveling across the world, going to Japan when he craved sushi and staying in the finest places, all thanks to his generous husband

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@khaleesiofalicante @wandererbyheart @raziyekroos @onetimetwotimesthreetimess @alexandergideonslightwood @andrwminward

@noah-herondale-lightwood @elettralightwood @dustandducks @deliciousdetectivestranger @delightfullyterrible

@letsgofortacos

@kita-no @thelightofthebane @secrettryst @goldendreams3 @cityofdownwardspirals

@stupidfuckindinosaur

@i-have-not-slept @rinadragomir @potato-jem @kasper-tag @cam-ryt

@banesapothecary

[sprolden]

why am I only now realising that alec was BARELY TWENTY when he became a father.... omg... and it was barely two years into his and magnus' relationship too..... congrats to alec lightwood for defying stereotypes and proving that men can also have unplanned babies at age twenty with a far older man. that's so lana del rey of him

[amrubrum]

[wikitpowers]

who else misses them? put your hands up✋🏼

art: @cassandrajean <3

[x-naut-fortress]

[green28go]

[alexandergideonslightwood]

“All the stories are true”

[petedykenunzio]

[faithless-hoaxx]

I lied, put your clothes back on. We need to talk about the 10000+ books a former fanfic author wrote about these angel descendants, their increasing inability to communicate, the intense sexual tension between certain "platonic" pairs, and how that's systematically destroying my life yet I regret nothing

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Alec: Chairman Meow is staring at me. Magnus: That’s totally normal. Magnus: He’s a cat, Alec. Alec: Don’t you think he talks about us when he goes out? Magnus: *Smirks* Oh, absolutely. He probably meets up with his friends and says, “So, you know that fabulous warlock and his clueless-but-cute Nephilim boyfriend? Yeah, I live with them."