#TBAD

[ligiawrites]

sometimes I write serious things, gory things, sexy things, and other times I'm likely to ship a new chapter with things like,

There was only this one thing. The mansion was freezing, a stark contrast with Hel’s warm palm on her arm. Sure, Oli’ socks were wet and made a funny sound against the soles of her boots as she walked, but the chill in this place felt almost unnatural. Maybe that was the sign she’d been looking for. That coldness was magical, dangerous, alien to a sourcerer like her. It surely represented these lizards’ hearts and her body’s temperature once she was a half-chewed corpse on the floor! Then she saw the AC unit on the wall. Huh.

[s4ndg3m]

draw pest doibg a handstand

why would he do that

[ego-meliorem-esse]

Oh big rat.

Queen of rats

I bow before you to request you bestow some words of wisdom upon your humble followers

Feeling happy and content, yet slightly stressed so i present to you: serious answer!

In the most imporatint 2 years of my life, ive gathered some wisodms to share upon the masses (people who follow me despite my constant non posting and my most loyal pornbots):

You have to accept your own cringe. You have to set yourself free. Be cringe, be free.

‘nothing is that deep’ is a motto thats gonna expand your mind. Stop worrying about things you cannot change and start working on things you can is the only way to be sigma

THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY whether you do it or not

You are allowed to exist and take up space. Sit on that bench in the park and do nothing. Lay on the grass. Go for a stroll. Visit the places you want to and do what you want to. Shame and embarassment about your own existance are in your own mind, not others. (Big struggle for me)

Teachers, bosses, authority figures are people and youre allowed to speak to them as equals. Demand your respect and rights.

Pat yourself on the back for small achievments, they stack up!

Talent is only a push, consisteny wil actually fuckin get you somewhere

holy shit accept compliments (personal skill issue)

DONT APOLOGIZE FOR THINGS YOU DONT NEED TO. DONT OVERTHINK EVERY SENTANCE. TAKE PEOPLES WORDS AT FACE VALUE. if they asked you to hang out, they meant it. If they assured you of something, they meant it. Even if they didnt fully mean it, its a good exercise for anxiety and confidence.

God this is incredibly lame of me but listen, this was fucking eye opening for me. Youve never seen a more anxious person than me 2.5 years ago. I needed to learn this. This was something foreign to me.

See, you thought i was gonna jest. I do not jest. This is all serious and importaint.

In the spirit of self acceptance, here is a self portrait + rococo print pants i bought 1h ago.

[rockfact]

i gotta do a scooby doo binge fr. every series every movie i will become autistic about that dog

[cherishedteddie]

is it boarder or border

[elwolfen]

Alfred Molinathon Day 12

The Perez Family (1995)

Juan Raul Perez

His Role: TBAdded

The Rest of the Film: TBAdded

I'm going to be leaving them blank for right now and edit to add more later! It's a bit difficult for me to watch and then write something every day! Doesn't help that I'm behind... so sorry! I wouldn't reblog these until there's something more palatable...

I'm really slow and bad at describing things I like! I just wanna try to catch up in my own time. I just had to make this difficult for myself, huh?

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

To Befriend a Dove Drabbles

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/59670070

by dayleebear

A collection of prompt-based drabbles requested by people who liked To Befriend a Dove enough to ask for more :) May require prereading To Befriend a Dove but if you wish to simply read this I think you'll be good! (you should read TBAD anyway ((what? who said that?))) comment down below or visit my ao3 blog to request something yourself! Love you all!

- Bear

Words: 2968, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of To Befriend a Dove

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Coming Out, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship, DadSpy

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/59670070

[lottiecrabie]

YES LINECOOK SUPREMACY

also tbad 1 and rockstar girlfriend being top 5 is so true ((we need another part to rockstar girlfriend or something that was so filthy (the boot part😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭))) ((plus tbad 1 is the og joint fingering so it just had to be there))

can you believe it there was a time i was so tired of writing linecook i was like this bitch Sucks. and then i posted and i was like nvm my sweetie pie man i love him🥰🥰

also i do really want to write a part two to rockstar gf. i think of all my standalone fics that people have requested part twos of, she’s the one most likely to actually be written..

[team-apostasy-official]

itjsno tbad just a a headdace yup

[Pelipper Mail! First Aid Kit]

DEAR FRIEND PLEASE BE OKAY :o( HONK HONK…

I dnt needt hi.smuch. Imfin Jus smallthingis fjne

[ligiawrites]

so...for my sunday practice...i drew Hel...and she's muscular...and i'm so proud ç-ç <3

[unhinged-summer-fun]

dream ballet

Happy Danktober 4th! Today's prompts are Spanking, Scallop, and National Taco Day! Happy Taco Tuesday!

TBAD Polycule: Dave York x Carol York x Marcus Pike x F!Reader (22+)

Summary: You and your lovers share your strange dreams one lovely, lazy morning.

Word Count: 937

Warnings: none. Dave being a horny bastard toward the end.

A/N: Hi my TBAD babes <3 kissing you all on the mouth.

[full danktober list here]

[TBAD series masterlist]

"There is no possible way that there's an entry on tacos."

"It's possible. There's actually tons of meanings."

"This is wild," Marcus laughed and pulled an arm around you, tugging Carol closer in bed. You lounged with your head in Carol's lap, and she played with your hair idly.

"This website is insane. Tell me more about the tacos. Were you... eating them? Making them, were there too many tacos?"

"Too many tacos? Blasphemy," Carol scoffed.

"I was eating them," Marcus said, taking a breath and refreshing his memory. "We were in the kitchen. On the outside it looked creepy, we were all staring at one another and smiling across a big plate of tacos. Nobody talking, just smiling."

"You're right, that does sound creepy," Carol teased, earning her a visit to Marcus' ticklehands.

"Aw, this is so cute." You sat up and turned to face them. "Tacos signify warmth and comfort, going with the flow and being content with your life. Sharing with others--I'm assuming, since we were all there and not fighting over them--could mean you're a selfless person and a provider for your family."

"That's so sweet! What the hell?" Carol leaned over and reread the entry you were referencing on the dream meanings website. "So random, too. How do the tacos know?"

"Dreams don't always have to make sense," Marcus said, blushing a little and trying to deflect the praise as always. "In fact, dream ballets tend to occur outside the continuity of the production."

"They also were powerful tools of foreshadowing through dance and music."

"Foreshadowing what? Tuesday?"

"Plot."

"Damn, forgot you were a dance captain in high school," Marcus said with a shake of his head. He kissed Carol's cheek. "What'd you dream about last night? Anything weirdly symbolic?"

"...yes."

You looked up at her eagerly, opening another tab on your phone. "There... we were... okay, I can't remember a lot of it. But I do remember I was sitting on the beach with everyone. And suddenly the ground started shaking and we were picked up high in the air, and we were all sitting in the shell of a scallop."

"A scallop?!" you and Marcus said as one.

"Yes! Just the empty shell. It was so strange."

"What happened next?" you implored, typing furiously for anything that could be deciphered.

"The shell stopped rising, and you all looked at me and said this is yours," her voice was oddly monotone. "And then we all vanished. And I woke up."

"... and you say my dream was creepy. We were at least at home in my head."

"Oh, shut it," Carol laughed. "What's it mean, honey? Am I going to kill again?"

"Yes," you said dryly, before your face went all soft and sappy. "Scallops are the symbol of love and beauty. Aphrodite came from a scallop shell. You also like to wear lace a lot, so this tracks. Scallops can imply lace of fancy ornamentation."

"I like dressing nice!" Carol said, mock-defensively.

"Take the compliment, Carol..." Marcus growled, tickling her again. "You're our goddess of love and beauty."

She kissed him to stop him. "Fine. I'm the goddess of love and beauty. Happy?"

"Yes," you and Marcus answered.

"What about you, sweetheart?" he asked, reaching over and playing with your hair like Carol had done before. "Any dream meanings to share with us?"

"I'm six of one, half a dozen of the other," you said with a wave of your hand. "Dave spanked me for my birthday last year and my birthday is in a few days."

"You... you had dreams of getting spanked?" Carol said, grinning like the Cheshire Cat.

"You were right about the foreshadowing," Marcus said with a similar smirk. You felt your face get hot at the very thought of what they may have planned for your birthday.

The front door opened and shut then, followed by a lock sliding home and a familiar sigh. Dave walked in through the door a minute later, sweaty from his run. "Look at you all," he said adoringly when he walked through, putting his running shoes back in the closet as he started to strip for his shower. The three of you watched greedily.

"Do you have dreams, Dave?" Marcus asked.

"Of course."

"Of what? Did you dream last night?"

"Hm, possibly." He wiped his face off with a dry spot on his shirt before tossing it in the hamper. "Why?"

"What happened?"

"Yeah, tell us."

"Was it weird or special?"

He gave you all a strange look, eyes landing on the phone in your hand. "Oh, you can't possibly believe that."

"We don't, it's just funny to look at," you said quickly.

"It called Carol the goddess of love and beauty."

"And it called Marcus happy, and that he loved providing for us."

Dave shrugged, slipping his shorts off. He tended to go commando on his runs, and this morning was no different. Your smiles grew wider, watching the free show. "I guess there's some truth to it. But anyone could have guessed that."

"I dreamed of getting spanked for my birthday."

"Well I'll try and make your dreams come true, then," Dave smirked. "I just dream of fucking you three stupid, all the goddamn time. Comes true every day."

He stepped into the shower, leaving his stunned partners on the bed gaping after where he was standing.

"I'm foreshadowing shower sex," you said, scrambling to your feet.

"That's not how foreshadowing works!" Marcus called, getting up as well.

"She's just making his wishes come true!" Carol laughed, joining the crowd in mobbing Dave in the shower.

[pianoprincess3-blog1]

Imagine being so biased against someone that you straight up lie and endorse illegal activity.

[gsbabygirl]

Issa rose 🌹

[elwolfen]

Alfred Molinathon Day 29

Law & Order: LA (2010)

Detective Ricardo Morales

His Role: TBAdded

The Rest of the Show: TBAdded

I'm going to be leaving them blank for right now and edit to add more later! It's a bit difficult for me to watch and then write something every day! Doesn't help that I'm behind... so sorry! I wouldn't reblog these until there's something more palatable...

[poisoned-in-paradise]

Meeting this guy @g_eazy exactly 2 years ago in Cologne changed my life. I‘m forever grateful and excited for what‘s to come in the future. See you in 8 days, Gerald. 💕 #thebeautifulanddamned #tour #younggerald #geazy #tbad #music #artist #life #thankyou #thesethingshappenwhenitsdarkout (hier: E Werk Koeln)

[pursuit-of-h4ppinss]

The Beautiful and Damned by G-Eazy