#TANK UUUUUU

[avenin]

Overdue Mod!AU questions from ya boi who doesn't have the energy to log into their alt acc at 1am.

-Do any of your characters have damaging habits; eg nail biting, skin picking, hair pulling etc.

-Which characters have irrational fears? Does any character have a particularily bizarre or uncommon phobia? And if so, is there a story behind that?

-If Revali and Link had met as kids; how would that have gone? Would they have become friends or hated one another back then?

-Do any of them have any notable hobbies? Who does a sport or fibercraft or plays an instrument?

-What is everyone's drink of choice at the bar?

-Which characters would want to be taken to a fancy resteraunt, and which would rather eat McDonald's in the back seat of a beat up car while blasting music?

-Who wins at mariokart?

Many thanks 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖💖

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Omg hiiii <3 I'd love to talk about the mod!au

• damaging habits? Yes. Revali & Zelda more do emotionally. Hurting themselves as punishment because of their insecurities. Link is a skin picker and when he has meltdowns with bite, pull hair, scratch himself. (Revali will punch himself when he has panic attacks). Mipha chews her hair and Zelda bites her nails.

• particular fears? Hmm, I have headcanoned Revali as having claustrophobia but that's not in this au. I've also debated giving Link needle phobia because of sensory issues but also he just is so ridiculously chill that it feels hard to give him anything like that (plus other reasons). As of right now, nobody has any irrational fears or phobias I can think of!

• would revalink have been friends as kids? If they had been young kids, probably yes. Link was a weird horse girl and Revali was a closeted gay boy so they would have gotten along great as like 5-12 year olds. But once puberty hit and Revali started aggressively masking and hiding himself, he would have hated Link with a passion. Unfortunately. He'd be too busy trying to be normal and come across as smart & pretty& competent that he wouldn't have time for the awkward kid that Link was through all of high school. (and they definitely wouldn't have gotten along during Link's drug days)

• Mimi crochets! Mostly clothes for herself or her friends! Revali likes to read non-fiction. Midna is in a band! And Urbosa likes to do yoga :)

• drink choices: man that's hard haha. Mipha & Vali are getting fancy mixed drinks or margaritas, but Revali will drink literally anything that has high alcohol content. He will take straight shots of tequila like a freak (but secretly he likes a good whiskey). Zelda prefers mojito's or water. She doesn't like to drink a lot when they're all out and would prefer to drink at home. Daruk and Link are drinking beer (but Link is stealing sips from everyone else's drinks all night). Urbosa likes wine or old fashions. Midna is a mixed drink girl but she'll take cheap beer too. Tera is doing shots with Revali, she doesn't really care either as long as she's getting tipsy.

• ok so revalink first but Revali loves being treated special <3 he loves going nice places and getting to dress up any time he can. Link doesn't mind it but he would prefer to save money and just spend time together so he'd rather eat hot wings in a park xD

But it's an even split of fancy vs not fancy. Urbosa, Zelda, Revali, and Midna all like nice stuff. and Daruk, Mipha, Tera, and Link would all rather chill.

• who wins at Mario cart?

Link.

(or Midna)

[novacelestial]

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[deservvetodie]

kan dreww me this thin its cool i guess

[negiwave2000]

comm i did 4 @/rudy-redd of their Utau voicebank design ^^ tank uuuuuu(transparent & non-transparent versions Lol )

[radqueerdashie]

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OUUUHHH!!! TANK UUUUUU

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[wndaswife]

I'm sorry you're still not feeling good sweetie. *brings you your favorite soup, water, medicine, and a cold compress*

Will any of this help?

tank uuuuuu i do need my medicines and waters and my favourite soup…. i haven’t had my favourite soup (tomato parmesan) since october…. cold compress too cold for me tho… thx :3

[girlymatsu]

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EHEEEE TANK UUUUUU CCHUCHUCHUUU

[wolftheidioticfan]

So I ran out of mobile data and I'm in class. Thankfully we have the tech lab and uuuuuu

The fish tank. The big "PECERA" is the fish tank where a few goldfish reside. Why does a fish needs WiFi

WHY DOES THE FISH NEED WIFI? SO HE CAN GO ON HIS LITTLE FISH PHONE?!?!?! READ HIS LITTLE FISH EMAILS?

[best-psych-intern]

dw sadler you can be sick along with simmons /silly

uhuhuhhhhh noooooo tank uuuuuu

[sunnylilpubby]

wehhhh I needed dis :(( tank uuuuuu

A lot of meh fwens are reeeaalllyt down right now, and I cnt hewlp dem all :(

positivity train!

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[snutten]

Mhhhhh ... What a cute blog ...

tank uuuuuu

[nonamemaximumm]

oh shit, i forgot to compliment /your/ art!!! i love the way you uses colors. it's like a generally soft hue, but the colors still pop! i also like your lineart a lot!! it has the opposite vibe of your colors; it's rough and rugged. it all comes together perfectly!!!

Oh I didn’t expect a compliment!! Thank you!!! I like sketchy and rough line art, so that means a lot to me!!! Thank you!!! 💛🤟🏻💛

[2percentmilkman]

top shirts/outfits you plan on using after recovering from the surgery? :3c

all of my tshirts holy shit, i used to not wear them cuz i'd have to wear a binder so i couldn't go all day, but now i have so many options!!!!!!

oh and crop tops!!!! and hawaiian tees with no buttons!!!!!! ah! i'm so excited !!!!!

[josephspisskink]

Does this count as an ask?

yeas 🧡🧡

[formerlyfandy]

I FEEL SO FUCKING GENDER RIGHT NOW HAHAHA NOTHING CAN STOP ME

WITH MY FRESHLY PAINTED NAILS AND MY SUPER UBER MASC SELF I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD >:DDDDD

[velvetstreets]

okay it will literally be a disgrace if you don’t write something about “thick thighs i can tell it’s warm baby can i please dive in”

BESTIEEEEE I GOT UUUUUU🤝🤍

A/N: This is semi-based on the fact that I stood in my mirror in my panties and bra this morning and was shakin ass to the entire album.

You stood in front of the mirror in your bra and thong, looking at your body, specifically your thighs. You had a love/hate relationship with them; at times you thought they were too thick-not perfectly sculpted like the new instagram baddies (a/n: this is not shade to the plastic surgery baddies!! Y’all are hot and u do whatever u want to make urself feel good n sexxyyy!! All bodies are valid🙏🏽 🤍), you had a lil cellulite and stretch marks but you also loved that your body was homegrown like Megan the Stallion would always preach.

You were gonna meet Jack at the studio; claiming he had something he wanted to show you. You brushed your insecurities aside, deciding your weren’t gonna feel bad about yourself today. You put on your ‘stripper anthems’ playlist, forcing yourself to hype yourself up. After a few songs, you felt more confident and less judgmental You were tryna figure out what to wear, finally landing on a tank top and a black mesh mini skirt, that accentuated your thick thighs and ass. Getting your bag, you hopped in your car and made your way to the studio.

When you walked in, it was just Jack in the studio, no one else. He turned around with a smile already stretched across, having been expectantly waiting for you. His smile dropped as he froze, eyes widening at your figure, licking his lips.

“H-hey baby, you look… real good.” You smiled at him appreciatively, walking over to where he was sitting at the soundboard.

“Thank you babyyy, so what did you wanna show me? I’m excited,” you giggled, bending down to give him a sweet kiss. Jack’s left hand wrapped around the back of your right thigh, moving up to your ass giving it a squeeze, and then traveling back down to your thigh.

“Come listen.” He said, sitting up straight and guiding you to straddle him, your ass sitting perched on his thighs. He placed one hand on your hip, holding you steady and close to him, while his other hand reached out to press a few buttons on the board before his smooth voice belted out the speakers.

“I gotta put you in a different tier,

IG private, spend her own money on the whip that she driving,

Thick thighs and, I can tell it’s warm baby, can I please dive in? In her prime she’s thriving.”

He lowered the volume a little, giving you a chance to share your thoughts.

“Okay first of all, go off vocals!! And second, you like my thighs baby?” You blushed, looking at him with a small smile, your dimples peeking out.

Jack laughed, pulling you closer to his chest.

“Thank you. And I don’t like your thighs, I LOVE them.” He said, his hands moving down to your thighs rubbing them, while he attached his lips to yours. The kiss quickly got heated, you started to grind your hips against Jack as he moved from your lips to attack your neck with hickies. You let out a groan, your eyes involuntarily closing shut at the sensation. Jack’s hands continued to roam all over your body, down your back, over your hips and ass, and down your thick thighs.

Jack wrapped his arms around your waist while he stood up from the chair, your legs instinctively wrapping around him, his hands moving to your ass to carry you to the couch more steadily.

He laid you down, taking your shoes off and moving back up to your face to hover over you. He started by pulling you into hungry kiss, that moved down to kissing your neck, and down your chest, moving your tank top just over your tits.

“Always so pretty mamas, how the hell are you so damn fine all the time?” Jack groaned out, sucking on your breast as his other hand deliciously twisted the nipple of your other one.

“Fuck Jack, just like that, feels so good J” you moaned out. You could feel how soaked your thong was now, your pussy clenching desperately around nothing. Jack stayed on your chest for a couple minutes and then shifted down your body- scrunching your skirt up to your waist and putting your legs over his shoulders, his hands gripping your thighs.

“I love everything about you, but these have a special place in my heart.” He said kissing up your right thigh, and then did the same thing to your left. “So thick and soft…. warm too.. just like your sweet pussy. And they always smell like that honey vanilla shits you got that makes me need to dive into you.” He showered you in praise and desire. A chill went up your spine, making your shiver in a good way - no, a great way. You loved that Jack was so vocal and made sure to tell you how much he was obsessed with you.

His fingers went to the waistband of your panties and quickly ripped them.

“Jack!? What the hell I just bought those” you whined.

“Like you actually care, you know I’d buy the entire website of these out if you wanted me to.”

He wasn’t wrong. You wouldn’t let him be that extreme but he would do it in a heartbeat. Before you could think about the loss of your new panties, you felt Jack’s tongue at your soaked folds, moving up to suck and tug at your clit.

“Oh fuck-“ you breathed out. Your hips jerked into his face, hands reaching down to tug on his soft curls that lightly tickled your inner thighs. Jack moved his tongue back down to your entrance, beginning to tongue fuck you while he pressed and rubbed his nose against your clit.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck oh my god” you moaned. Jack couldn’t help but laugh, the vibration from his throat making you clench. He tightened his grip on your thighs, steadying you so he could press his face even harder into your pussy. His right hand moved to your clit, rubbing it at an intense speed, causing your eyes to roll to the back of your head as you subconsciously squeezed against his head, letting out a pornographic moan of your boyfriend’s name as you came. Jack continued to lick you a little, before releasing his grip on your thighs, sitting up and wiping his nose and mouth on three fingers, and offering them up to you.

“Taste. You’re so sweet baby.” He smiled at you, putting his fingers in your mouth. You responded by sucking on them, letting out a “mmmm” which made Jack squeeze his eyes shut. His dick was so hard he thought he might explode and die. You noticed this, sitting up and giving him a needy messy kiss.

“Your turn.” You said in a low voice, getting up to lock the door and giggled when Jack smacked your ass, quickly running back to him to continue your eventful night.