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hey puki youre the same age as my brother. you know who else is the same age as my brother? my mothers fiance

Hey champ, do you possibly have something on your mind?

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House drugged that coffee btw

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moonpaw! get a free sparkly holo moonpaw sticker if you order on my store and write "moonpaw" in the notes! every sale right now is really appreciated as I can't work on commissions very effectively with my pain levels

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moonpaw! get a free sparkly holo moonpaw sticker if you order on my store and write "moonpaw" in the notes! every sale right now is really appreciated as I can't work on commissions very effectively with my pain levels

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fuuuck um maybe

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

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I keep hate-reading plague literature from the medieval era, but as depressed as it makes me there is always one historical tidbit that makes me feel a little bittersweet and I like to revisit it. That’s the story of the village of Eyam.

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Furret

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I always love the cows with the hangy-down horns.

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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I’ve shared this bit of advice before, but it’s worth sharing again.

I am almost 8 years on HRT and before I even started taking estrogen, spiro, or progesterone, my doctor looked me in the eyes and asked a very important question…

She asked: “Do you want big boobs?”

I said yes, I wanted something that matched my frame.

She immediately told me: “Then do not go on a diet, maintain your fat, because your body will be using that and whatever you’re eating to build up your breasts and other features.”

And bless her because I’m rocking an H Cup these days.

So my trans girlies who are just starting out, I offer that bit of advice to you as well.

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crossing the rockies in november

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Afternoon Daruk,

I have a request. The Village Elder has requested I teach my technique of creating an updraft to the other Rito Warriors in the Village - well, more challenged than requested. I may admittedly have been running my beak a little preemptively on certain topics.

Regardless, he is demanding to see results by tomorrow and thus far, I am having little luck. It seems my men simply are not up to the task no matter how many times I show them the technique, frankly it's getting sad watching them fall on their faces.

As such, I have had a brilliant idea to instead aquire one of the Gorons cannons in thoughts perhaps we could simply shoot Rito straight into the sky - solving the issue in an entirely different way. Genius, I know.

However, it seems my men are...apprihensive about taking on this endeavour. I am happy to take first test to ensure it is perfectly safe, though in truth I can't fathom how the blasted thing works.

Might I trouble you to make a visit to Hebra this afternoon, should you be free, so explain the controls and to shoot me out of a cannon in example? I hate to make such a request for assistance, however it seems there are times where one must utilise the knowledge of others.

I shall owe you a favour.

Kind regards,

Revali, Champion of the Rito, Master of the Winds.

Revali,

Never thought I'd get a request like this from you! All right, so the average Goron cannon works like this: you gotta get yourself some fruit from a bomb flower grown in the colder caves down in lower Eldin. Then bundle it up in our special fireproof padding (same stuff used for Flamebreaker Armor). That's to make sure Death Mountain's air can't set it off.

After that, ya stick the charge into the chamber of the cannon and shut it up. Drop a cannonball into the barrel and coat it with some oil resin. Then, you use a metal rod to jam down into the chamber really hard and burst the fruit. The pressure will push the cannonball right out, and the resin adds some nice flames on the trip.

Good news! Since you live up in Tabantha, we won't need the padding. Just bomb flowers and-- actually come to think of it, you're kinda small for the mouth of a cannon. You gotta be able to plug the hole or you won't get anything but an unpleasant blast of heat. Maybe we can just plug the rest up with blue Chuchu jelly.

Oh yeah, the heat! Cannons ain't exactly a day out in Lurelin on the inside. You're gonna need to coat your whole bottom end in fireproof elixir...

Maybe the top end too. Can't be sure what that Chuchu jelly will do. And also! I'm sure you already knew, but aim out into the wide open air, and make sure there's nothin' in your path. Don't think your beak would look too great if it got to know the side of a cliff.

All right! This is gonna be great. I'll be down there in a few. You get together some Chuchu jelly and I'll bring the fireproof elixir. We'll have your guys flying high in no time.

See you then!

-Daruk

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Afternoon Daruk,

I have a request. The Village Elder has requested I teach my technique of creating an updraft to the other Rito Warriors in the Village - well, more challenged than requested. I may admittedly have been running my beak a little preemptively on certain topics.

Regardless, he is demanding to see results by tomorrow and thus far, I am having little luck. It seems my men simply are not up to the task no matter how many times I show them the technique, frankly it's getting sad watching them fall on their faces.

As such, I have had a brilliant idea to instead aquire one of the Gorons cannons in thoughts perhaps we could simply shoot Rito straight into the sky - solving the issue in an entirely different way. Genius, I know.

However, it seems my men are...apprihensive about taking on this endeavour. I am happy to take first test to ensure it is perfectly safe, though in truth I can't fathom how the blasted thing works.

Might I trouble you to make a visit to Hebra this afternoon, should you be free, so explain the controls and to shoot me out of a cannon in example? I hate to make such a request for assistance, however it seems there are times where one must utilise the knowledge of others.

I shall owe you a favour.

Kind regards,

Revali, Champion of the Rito, Master of the Winds.

Revali,

Never thought I'd get a request like this from you! All right, so the average Goron cannon works like this: you gotta get yourself some fruit from a bomb flower grown in the colder caves down in lower Eldin. Then bundle it up in our special fireproof padding (same stuff used for Flamebreaker Armor). That's to make sure Death Mountain's air can't set it off.

After that, ya stick the charge into the chamber of the cannon and shut it up. Drop a cannonball into the barrel and coat it with some oil resin. Then, you use a metal rod to jam down into the chamber really hard and burst the fruit. The pressure will push the cannonball right out, and the resin adds some nice flames on the trip.

Good news! Since you live up in Tabantha, we won't need the padding. Just bomb flowers and-- actually come to think of it, you're kinda small for the mouth of a cannon. You gotta be able to plug the hole or you won't get anything but an unpleasant blast of heat. Maybe we can just plug the rest up with blue Chuchu jelly.

Oh yeah, the heat! Cannons ain't exactly a day out in Lurelin on the inside. You're gonna need to coat your whole bottom end in fireproof elixir...

Maybe the top end too. Can't be sure what that Chuchu jelly will do. And also! I'm sure you already knew, but aim out into the wide open air, and make sure there's nothin' in your path. Don't think your beak would look too great if it got to know the side of a cliff.

All right! This is gonna be great. I'll be down there in a few. You get together some Chuchu jelly and I'll bring the fireproof elixir. We'll have your guys flying high in no time.

See you then!

-Daruk