#Super dark times josh headcanons

[madame-fear]

ok,no acostumbro a hacer esto, pero vi que escribes para Charlie Tahan y sus personajes (literalmente pensé que era la unica) y pues tenía esta idea de Josh T x reader, donde ella tambien asesina a alguien y Josh se entera, y como sería su reacción

— ☆ amira speaks : holaa corazon mío! disculpa que esto ha demorado en ser publicado, perdí un poco la motivación para escribir por Josh :( además, si esto se ve fuera de su personaje, pido disculpas! ya que me olvidé levemente de la película y los sucesos en ella. De todas maneras, espero que lo disfrutes!! 💞

: ̗̀➛ Lo más probable es que Josh se haya enterado de que has matado a alguien porque tú se lo has dicho, sabiendo — y habiendo estado presente — del turbulento momento de cuando él mismo asesinó a Daryl con su katana.

: ̗̀➛ En términos generales creo que él obviamente estaría sorprendido de que hayas decidido contarle a él, y exclusivamente a él — a nadie más.

: ̗̀➛ Su reacción creo que dependería de tu propia reacción ante tal hecho. Por ejemplo, si estás nerviosa y triste/preocupada de que alguien se entere, él intentará darte comfort abrazandote, y acariciando tu espalda con su mano. Aunque su reacción es un poco fría, te proveera su cariño para calmar sus nervios de la mejor manera posible.

: ̗̀➛ Si en cambio, no estás nerviosa, reaccionas de una manera bastante casual/normal, y de hecho tienes tu propio morbo de haber disfrutado de haber asesinado a alguien; él no te juzgará. Porque básicamente sería exactamente de la misma manera que él siente y piensa.

: ̗̀➛ Creo que inclusive iría tan lejos como insistir en seguir sintiendo esa adrenalina del momento de asesinar a alguien, y probablemente serían partners in crime — sin importar que digan los demás acerca de ustedes.

[kolsmikaelson]

— MIKE SCHMIDT NSFW ALPHABET

— a/n - like everyone else the josh hutcherson renaissance got me too and i’ve been obsessed with him and this was a product of that, hope you enjoy!

— warning(s) - 18+ mdni, somewhat implied afab!reader, not proofread

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

doesn’t know much about aftercare at the beginning of your relationship but a few months in you’ve figured out what works best for the both of you which is usually a warm washcloth some water and a sometimes a nice bath if you’re both up for it but if not cuddles it is

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his arms and hands would probably be his favorite (because he knows how much you like them) and his favorite body part of yours would probably be your eyes

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he’s gotten off multiple times just by pleasuring you, it could be him going down on you or fingering you or something else it doesn’t matter just making you feel good makes him feel good

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

has gotten turned on by the way that you take care of him so well, he’s always busy taking care of abby but who's there to take care of him?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he wasn’t a virgin when the two of you got together but he also wasn’t the most experienced. sure he’d fucked around some but he was always too busy

F = Favorite position ( goes without saying)

anything where he can see your face clearly so he can see how good he can make you feel and so that he can kiss you easier

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he doesn’t try to be goofy but in the beginning he was more often than not

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

not super groomed but not incredibly messy either, again something you helped him figure out because it was something he didn’t care about before you

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

so sweet and giving and loving. he’s always making sure you’re alright, makes sure you remember the safe word you put in place before anything really starts, checks on you throughout the entire thing no matter what

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

used to jack off because it was all he had the time for until he met you and there still isn't always a lot of time for anything more but you have no issue helping him out

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

mommy kink, spit (giving or receiving but mostly receiving), praise (giving and receiving)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his room or the shower mostly because of the privacy it gives you but he’s brought you to the pizzeria once of twice for some fun

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

genuinely everything about you gets him going it’s so easy to rile him up

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nothing too dark, no bodily fluids (minus spit and cum)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves giving but loves receiving more

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

really depends. sometimes it’s fast and needy and messy other times it’s soft and slow and incredibly intimate

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

loves taking his time but quickies are all you two have time for more often than not, whether it be in the mornings in bed before you get up for the day or right before a date night that rare time vanessa is able to watch abby for a couple of hours

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yes and no. depending on what it is he’s hesitant because he’s nervous of hurting you

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

judging by how little he sleeps, probably 2, 3 if you're lucky. if you want more then you’ll have to wait a little while

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he owns a few but he rarely uses any on himself he much prefers using a vibrator on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

doesn’t hate being teased but loves to be the one doing the teasing

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

oh he’s so loud, he’s whiny and is always whimpering

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

this wouldn’t happen often but one time after he sees the way you look at her, he asks if you’d want to have a threesome with vanessa. the two of them would be so focused on you and little to nothing would actually happen between them because all their attention is on you but vanessa ended up in your bed a few more times after that

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s a bit above average but makes up for it in girth

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

so high after so long of just using his hand or a toy but it dies down a little bit after a few months

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if it had been a particularly rough day he might fall asleep within the hour but i can see him still taking a while to fall asleep

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[sirchubbybunny]

I'm 1h40m into Quinton's massive 9 ½ hour behemoth finale for Sam and Cat, and seeing this while I'm sick is a joy.

Seeing this and his other NSU content as time goes by is kind of funny because it shows me how much I aged out of Nick sitcoms when they were still in syndication. I have fond memories of stuff like Zoey 101 and Drake and Josh, some of Unfabulous (I found it too boring to care about) iCarly, and next to nothing with Victorious and Sam and Cat. I sure as hell have no feelings towards Henry Danger and Game Shakers either.

I remember a friend telling me about the Breakfast Club parody Victorious did and I kind of rolled my eyes at it, both with how it's still a favorite of mine (even if it didn't age super well) and shows, namely aimed at kids and tweens, don't usually stick their landings well. Even after checking it out, my feelings are unwavering and I get secondhand embarrassment seeing it in Quinton's breakdown.

But I digress.

All of this is to say that I aged out of a lot of these shows and finding out Sam and Cat did an entire episode that was a parody of Silence of the Lambs is unreal to me. Seeing Anthony Heald got me so excited because it went in a direction I didnt expect and I was on the same page as him when Hippie Rat spoke about it. There's no way this was real. Absolutely no way.

Not gonna lie, I kind of want to see the episode in full now, even though he summed it up super well from what I can gauge. Them straight up ending the episode on that note is unintentionally dark, and his addendum about Noah distancing himself from the franchise kind of makes it funnier and darker.

I look forward to how weird this gets from here on out. I hope before it ends, we get some unhinged theories about Nona and her history. I'm sure you could shitpost anything and it would manage to work as a valid headcanon for something she did or experienced.

She had a fling with a band member for a then up and coming band at Woodstock? Valid.

She started a glassblowing business with Tommy Chong in the 1970s? I can see it.

She got involved with a church in the 60s, but parted ways to open her glassblowing business with Tommy Chong (and she's admittedly not a fan of flying and the church was relocating to South America)? Why not.

It's Nona's world and everyone is ambivalent to it.

[allthingsfook]

hiiiii! ❤️ Can I get a ship?

I am 5'5 almost 5'6. I have one hazel eye and one very dark brown eye. And I have blond hair. I'm a little on the thicker side.

I love going out and doing things like thrifting, going to antique shops, going to mom and pop diners, going to museums, looking at old houses, or just simply going nowhere, listening to music.

I love animals. I have 2 dogs. One is named Buddy Blue. He's a mix. And the other is named Oliver. He's a Yorkie.

I love drawing and doing useless crafts. I love watching movies and learning the whole script so I can talk along with the characters. I play the bass and piano.

I have one tattoo. I plan on getting more.

Thanks!

Also can you add an nsfw headcanon? If that's okay.

Of course you may!!!! And skipping down to the bottom….. I absolutely can include some explicit context to it 👍👍 that is what I do best 😂

I ship you with….

Josh 🤍

Being around the same height, he’d be able to look straight into your gorgeous eyes and melt for you. He’d be OBSESSED with your different colored eyes. You’d often catch him drifting off into your gaze. Your cheeks would rose over and shrink into your surroundings. Josh wouldn’t let you hide your beauty from him tho. He’d pull you into his arms and make his point.

“You are exactly, precisely, and perfectly you,” he’d coo. “You are what I crave.”

He take your face in his hands, flash his chocolate eyes and embrace your lips in a passionate kiss. As Josh keeps super busy, a fiery moment like this quickly escalates to more. His hands would roam over your curvaceous body. Squeezing your chest and ass, and grinding your hips into his core. He’d whimper into your mouth as he grows hard in his pants…..

While he’s home, I could easily see the both of you enjoying thrifting, movies, sight seeing, crafting, dining, drawing, and escaping into the adventure of music on the road! As Josh has said before, he’s a troubadour… always on the move….taking advantage of the time he has on earth. With that being said, I could imagine the both of you slipping out of east Nashville and head toward the hills. Sadly, I have to say Josh would likely be a huge aux hog and you’d be forced to listen to whatever he’s into at the moment.

Once you arrive to tour impromptu oasis, he’d waste zero time laying you out in the middle of nature to worship your body. He’d insist on spending hours touching you…kissing, sucking, nipping at your skin…massaging your curves….pulsing in and out of you. Not stopping until the sun sinks behind the hills and darkness masks his view. Only then he’d pull you inside and continue to obsess over you, but in less obvious ways. He’d constantly dissociate, envisioning you towering over him while you ride his cock; gorgeous tits bouncing rhythmically as you fuck yourself on him…..

After a late evening packed with a homemade meal, a few rounds of euchre (a piece of his midwest childhood he carries with him), as long winded discussion, the both of you would resort to the bedroom. You’d settle into the cozy bed, thinking Josh would be satisfied with the attention he’d given you throughout the day, but that thought is interrupted by his hips bucking into your backside. You’d roll your eyes and turn toward him to inquire further. He’d just shoot you a shit grin, and not being able to refuse him, you’d chuckle. There’s his invitation! He’d shoot out of bed and escort the dogs, shutting the door behind them; something he’d insist on… dogs out during sexy time 😂 Being the softie he his, as soon as you both orgasm and settle back down, Buddy and Oliver scramble back in and claim their spots for the night!!!

Well!! I think I got really carried away, so hopefully this isn’t too much! But you did ask for NSFW 😂😂 per usual, I LOVE to hear back from you guys after you are able to read the ships…. I especially wanna hear what you think since you are the first to specifically ask for an explicit ship!

I am including a collage and song for a little razzle dazzle 😂

[betweenlands]

species/respawn headcanons

Anathra is fully aware that he's able to see past the fourth wall when his visor is off and intentionally chooses to wear it most of the time anyway. He's not particularly bothered by being in a story, but he does get the temptation to meddle if he Looks Directly At It for too long and would prefer to only do that if he absolutely has to. It's the fourth-wall-aware equivalent of the guy in EP2 of Magnus Archives who just freezes the key to an incredibly powerful artifact in a bowl of water so he can't open the lock.

Trog has triangle pupils. Also Trog can godtrash at will -- the thing where you yank a 3D model around in a physics simulator and it suddenly becomes a horrifying mass of z-fighting glitchy textures that also has ragdoll physics but messed up.

Fool and Fix are both weirdly unbothered by supernatural stuff in radically different ways. Fix just has the weirdest luck and it just never happens to be relevant to anything he's doing or anywhere he's visiting, whereas Fool will take literally anything in stride and have zero issue whatsoever with that.

There's a non-zero chance there was some cannibalism happening on the End Island at some point in time and I will not elaborate other than to say that Josh probably won't eat meat unless it's mutton or cooked salmon. Leon's fine though👍

Viking gets a lot of deja vu around Fool and Ruby. It feels like they should remind him of someone but for the life of him he can't remember who.

Fool's fingertips have a kind of liquid gold staining on them, and this gold does sometimes rub off on things. He could probably turn things into gold or at least heavily plate them if he tried, but he doesn't really care enough to do that.

Before Avid fell into the Void and became a monkey, he was super weird. Looked mostly human, but sometimes would make rustling leaf sounds when he moved, and if he stared at someone for too long the sanity effects from Manic (specifically, the shadow-tendril-eye screen borders) would start happening to them. This is because prior to getting monkey'd he was, like, roughly two thirds corpseplant by body mass.

Avid's eyes sometimes reflect neon green in bright light (weird considering his eyes are purple), as do Trog's. Neither of them have seen the other one do this.

Avid literally cannot be intimidating on purpose. He can do it on accident and will often be rather upset if he realizes later that it was intimidating or scary, but he literally cannot be spooky on purpose, he just doesn't have that good a grasp on that kind of thing because his metric for spooky is totally busted.

Anathra and Acorn can both control the sculk that's attached to them if they focus on it really hard, but only to the same extent of like, being able to wiggle your ears. Anathra mostly uses this to get the majority of it to recede from his hands when he's trying to do something delicate, Acorn almost exclusively does the opposite as a fun party trick.

Trog could probably destroy the world if they wanted to. They won't though. They're just chilling.

Fool taking everything in stride extends to literally everything. He'll talk about getting hired to kill someone in the same casual tone that he'd talk about trying to build a mob farm. He is really, truly, not bothered by anything, and you could tell him you're going to take over the world and he'd just snort and go "Yeah, good luck with that." and not elaborate.

Kittrix has a death laser because she can do the warden beam attack at will. Nobody's asked her about it though, and the warden parts she has are mostly hidden by her hoodie or hair, so she just doesn't use it. She would if someone asked, to show off, but nobody has asked, because nobody can even tell.

Ruby makes a mean pie. Cherry in general are the best cooks on the server, followed by Dark Oak (can cook well but are usually too busy to focus on it) and then Mangrove (just generally solid at cooking). Fool can cook well but is dragged down by Milkman being so abysmal at it that he has literally burnt water to the point where it had char floating in it out of nowhere, and Bamboo can follow a recipe with incredibly exact precision but both of them will start panicking if they have to make substitutions on the fly. Leon can cook really well but will literally always go for something quick and practical over a fancy dinner, so he's a little bit rusty.

(I hope people can hear the sound I’m thinking of when writing this)

Skyblock Kingdoms fans, give me your head cannons, and my life is yours

[shylemon0]

Actor Masterlist

Here a Masterlist for when I hyperfixate on a specific actor and start to write from multiple of characters all in different movies/series (I know you have seen something like this but for Paul Dano specifically, I know I’m not the only one lol) -

Charlie Tahan

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Scarecrow / Jonathan crane (Gotham)

“What scares you the most?” (Gotham!Jonathan Crane x Reader)

Knitted Mittens (Gotham!Jonathan Crane x Reader)

Dating Jonathan Crane would include (Headcanons)

Jonathan Crane Dating an Autistic!Reader would include (Headcanons)

Jonathan Crane with a S/O who’s his Partner in Crime (Headcanons)

Jonathan Crane with a Witch!S/O who’s his Partner in Crime (Headcanons)

Jonathan Crane comforting his S/O would include (Headcanons)

Being Jonathan Crane’s best friend would include (Headcanons)

Living with Jonathan Crane would include (Headcanons)

Scarecrow dating one of his goons would include (Headcanons)

DC Character’s dating a scavenger who makes art out of the trinkets they find (Headcanons)

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Wyatt Langmore (Ozark) 

(probably won’t write much for this character)

Dating Wyatt Langmore Would Include (Headcanons)

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Josh Templeton (Super Dark Times) 

(Coming soon)

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Paul Dano

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The Riddler / Edward Nashton (The Batman 2022)

Wrong Place Wrong Time (Edward Nashton x Reader)

DC Character’s dating a scavenger who makes art out of the trinkets they find (Headcanons)

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Jay (Okja)

(Coming soon)

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Dwayne Hoover (Little Miss Sunshine)

(Coming soon)

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Calvin Weir-Fields (Ruby Sparks)

(Coming soon)

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Henry Cavill

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Clark Kent / Superman (DCEU)

Clark Kent dating an Autistic!Reader would include (Headcanons)

Clark Kent dating a reader that can’t sleep without a stuffed animal (Headcanons)

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Geralt (Witcher)

Geralt dating an Autistic!Reader would include (Headcanons)

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(More actors too be added..)

[dropnineteenz]

silly quick little headcannons of the super dark times kids bc I love them !!

josh !

- bullies children on online games

- can't swim

- wanted to join the marines for a few years like his brother

- def a nose picker

- dressed as JD from Heather's for Halloween and nobody could tell

- would def watch jackass if it was out in that time

- celeb crush is Alicia Silverstone

zach !

- average blur listener

- reads books in languages he doesn't know to look cool

- fav movie is Weird Science

- chocked on an ice cube once and cried

- fights ppl who say his mom is hot (she is)

- batman nerd but denies it

- celeb crush is Drew Barrymore

allison !

- poetry gal!! writes and reads it

- tries to keep every gift she gets

- also loves buying her friends gifts

- plays the violin

- owns like 4 dogs and a lizard

- celeb crush is River Phoenix/Will Wheaton

charlie !

- didn't know how to ride a bike till 6th grade

- absolutely terrible at math

- LISTENS TO PEARL JAM !!!

- likes metal rock/metal in general

- hates horror movies

- celeb crush is Halle Berry

daryl !

- stays at Charlie's house twice a week

- plays D&D

- 4 missing teeth bc he's a clumsy bitch

- had a crush on meghan for a few years

- got sick from cookie dough, doesn't eat cookies anymore

- celeb crush is Alyson Hannigan

[madame-fear]

screaming, crying, foaming at the mouth and gripping the sheets. your works are so good 😭🫶best writer ily

more josh templeton head canons pleassseeee 😽

i was thinking like some more cutesy cutesy stuff yknow “i like the way your hand looks in mine” and OMG dancing😭in the😭rain😭🥹 just absolutely kill me with the amount of cheesy fluff please. hugs from behind, first kiss, the confesion even omg. “would you date me if i was a worm?🥺”

~🦈

OMG THANK YOUUU!!! 😭😭💕💕 I swear it makes me so so happy to read that you like my work aaaaaa–🥺🥺❤ It's an honour to serve this lovely community 🥰

JOSH TEMPLETON FLUFF HEADCANONS COMING RIGHT UP 🙌 I decided to make general HCs for this one so I could write a variety of things for this cutie boy, so here it goes!! 🥰 Happy reading! 💕

(whoops I just noticed i also got a bit carried away with this one and might be long 😅 anyways! Hope you still enjoy it! Made it as fluffy as possible💕)

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Josh Templeton x Fem!Reader | General Fluff Headcanons

Lover boy™

Once this precious boy has fallen in love with you, you've got him. He's forever yours, he's the most LOYAL person you could ever have in your life.

When he realises he's falling deep for you (a lot), it would take him some time to actually admit it, even to himself. Just let him process what he's feeling, and he'll eventually give up and just admit it.

This cute boy would be so, so incredibly awkward and nervous around you 🥺 On the outside he tries to keep his cool, and on the inside he's absolutely losing his shit when he sees you near him.

You're one of the girls he told Zach he would date and have sex with

He's ALWAYS near you, or putting up excuses just to be near you. He thinks so highly of you, and he appreciates every second he gets to spend with you 💕

It takes him some time to actually confess to you that he's in absolute love with you. Despite being so, so afraid of rejection, he needs so badly to get it off his chest.

The day he finally confesses, he would do it by inviting you to hangout at his house after school. I definitely picture him with a whole speech prepared! Mainly because he knows he'll get extremely nervous and perhaps stutter, so he doesn't really want to fail, especially because he's confessing his undying love for you.

You had your first kiss that same day he confessed. Of course, you were the one who initiated the kiss because he was too nervous to do so.

After the kiss please tell him you love him too, because hIS WHOLE HEART WILL MELT WITH TONS OF EMOTIONS HE'S NEVER FELT BEFORE 🥺💕💕💕

Your best friend, Josh had invited you to hangout to his home after school. You had an enormous crush on him, so of course you said yes. You were enjoying yourself a lot spending time next to him, but the problem was, that you noticed him more nervous than usual.

Worried for him, you placed a hand on his shoulder reassuringly. His body immediatly tensed at the feeling of your hands touching him. "Hey, Josh, are you ok? I noticed you've been acting tense lately." Slightly tilting your head to your side, there was a spark of concern in your voice, as you gently rubbed his shoulder, his body was still tense.

He wasn't looking at you, he was directly looking to the floor. He took a depe breath, and sighed. "I have to tell you something." His voice was soft and quiet. "What is it? Please tell me. You know you can trust me." Your other hand went directly to grab his hand and slightly squeeze it. You could feel him getting even more tense under your touch.

Now, he lifted his sight and looked directly into your eyes, his blue eyes heavily pierced through your whole soul, provoking small butterflies in your stomach. In his cheeks, there was a hint of redness. "I..." He stopped for a brief moment, but continued, "I like you, (Y/N)!" Your eyes went wide at his sudden confession. Was this real? Or just a pretty dream? You thought to yourself.

"I love you. I love every little thing about you. Your smile never fails to lighten my day. You're so, so pretty in many ways, and so incredibly smart. I spend my nights completely sleepless because of you, I just can't get you off my mind. I get it if you don't li–" You interrupted his speech by throwing yourself at him as you immediatly wrapping your arms around his neck, and gave him a deep and loving kiss.

He was ar shock first, but eventually gave in the kiss, allowing himself to be immersed in your love as he softly caressed your cheek with his thumb. You then broke it apart after running out of air, and you looked at him with a wide grin on your face. "I love you too, silly. I always have, since the first time we met." His blush intensified, as a smile also began forming on his face. "So, that means...we are dating now?" You shyly asked, as you were still on top of him, your arms wrapped around his neck.

"Only if you want to." "Of course I do." "Then it's settled. We're a thing now."

Prepare to be absolutely loved by this cutie boy 💗

Baby steps with him, please. He's literally clueless about dating.

He's actually very shy when it comes to physicality, so it would take him a while to get used to it. Most likely you're the one initiating the physical contact with him until he's confident enough to do it first.

Eventually he'll start getting used to your kisses, hugs, cuddles, and all sort of physical contact. So, that's enough to boost his confidence a bit and make him kiss you first.

His kisses are so soft and are full of pure love 🥰 He loves cupping your cheeks when he kisses you because he loves how they feel in his hands 🥺💕

When it comes to display of affection, he prefers doing it in private rather than PDA. The only way he shows his love for you in public is by grabbing your hand and giving you a quick peck on your lips.

HAND HOLDING ALL THE TIME 24/7 💗

His favourite part of your body are your hands. He always grabs your hand and places it on top of his hand so he can caress it with his fingers.

For him, it's actually very cute how delicate and small your hands look in his 🥰

"You know," He finally spoke, after you two were in complete silence for a few good minutes. "I like the way your hand looks in mine."

At this point, hand kisses are very often. He'll love kissing your delicate hands, and sometimes he gives your finger little pecks.

Dates as often as possible! 💕

He loves the feeling of your body pressed against his, so expect him to randomly hug and kiss you from behind.

He would lovingly wrap his arms around your waist and press you against his body, also, he places his head on top of your shoulder and kisses both your cheek and neck 🥰

Considering that he likes always hugging you from behind, he would definitely be the big spoon in bed.

Speaking of beds & cuddles, you often spend time at his house and definitely spend the night there with him. He loves having you sleeping in the same bed as his! 💞 He gets to admire your beautiful and angelical face while you sleep.

Very often likes to play soft music and slow dance with you 💕Though, he kind of prefers slow dancing with you under the rain 😍

Only likes dancing with you bc he likes holding you near and twirling you around 💞

Just so, so pure and sweet. Expect to catch him staring at you completely lovestruck more than once! 🥺

Mess with his hair a bit, he'll absolutely move the feeling of having your fingers interwined in his wild hair.

His kisses are so gentle and passionate, and he'll love to either cup your cheeks or grab you by the waist while kissing you ♥️

If you ever want (and need), you can use his lap or shoulder as a pillow. If you place your head in his shoulder, he'll put an arm around you and sweetly rub your arms. But if you place your head in his lap, he'll love playing with your hair and touching your cheeks with the back of his fingers 😍

Biking around together all the time!

He loves teaching you how to use the katana. So, he'll usually take you to a forest or any place far away from the city & the people and will definitely teach you how to use it by slicing milk cartons.

He'll cheer you up and would be so proud of you when you slice several milk cartons without failing! You'll definitely be rewarded with a big smooch on your lips 😌

You're his top priority. This loving boy would take so, so much care of you, and promised to himself that he would always protect and defend you no matter the situation💗

"Would you date me if I was a worm?" "What–? Well, of course I fucking would. You'd be the cutest fucking worm I would've ever seen and I would take so much care of you."

[ange-de-la-mort]

I have five more minutes, I'm waiting for my train, and since I did it for Josh/Chris, I'll recap Erin/Du'Met for the peeps who haven't played TDIM.

Erin is part of Charlie Lonnit's film crew that specializes in True Crime. Du'Met lured them to his murder castle under the guise of having just what they need to get their show back on track.

Basically five minutes after arriving, she is French kissing with Jamie, therefore establishing our lesbian couple in this game (you even get a trophy if they kiss!)

Erin is the first one Du'Met fucks with, probably because he knows she's the youngest and most easily scared. He traps her in the blacked-out room (screenshot above in OP) and scares the crap out of her, causing her to have an asthma attack. He offers her her inhaler - if she decides to attack him, he will kill her here. If she takes her inhaler, he will pin her to the wall and cut a lock of her hair as a trophy (the game is so dark, the first time I saw that I thought he cut part of her ear to take an earring or smth).

She manages to describe the encounter in the most fumbling way possible, leading the rest of the crew to believe she was just scared and seeing things in the dark that don't exist.

He manages to isolate her from the crew again, and in this encounter most people will probably get her killed on their first play through because the "hide or not" decision is super stupid. Anyway, if he kills her, the crew will find her later horribly mangled with her chest cut open so they can see her still beating heart kept alive by machines (that are turned off the second the crew finds her).

IF she survives this encounter, they…… don't really interact any more except for the cast trying to survive and him trying to kill everyone. She can throw a lamp at him? I think that's it?

If you ship them, you're probably one of two types:

1) "I can fix him" where you hope your fav's love will make the evil man less evil, which, all the power to you. 2) You just want to see your blorbo wrecked. Raped, tortured, dead, the whole mile. The Dove isn't Dead, it's ROTTEN at that point. Which, all the power to you, they're just pixels to play with, go wild!

Fun trivia:

Du'Met and Travis are the same age (57 in 2022, with Travis being younger by a month)

Both are / used to be law enforcement with Travis as the town's sheriff and Du'Met a former FBI agent

Both are abused by their parents (with Travis, it's seen more implicitly in the way he behaves around them, with Du'Met we literally have audio records and medical documents of severe physical and verbal abuse during his childhood, including beatings, starvation, and rope burns from being tied down for long periods of time)

Both have a moment where they snap and become irredeemable (optional for Travis, if Laura shoots him earlier and he kills her in a fit of rage; canonical for Du'Met after a serial killer taunts him once to many and he starts beating the shit out of him which leads him to the path of killing people, with his mother as his first victim.) I'm not saying they should be murder husbands, but they COULD be murder husbands

Depending how old you headcanon Laura to be, she and Erin can be around the same age, too (Erin is 24 in 2022), but that's where the similarities end, I think, as Erin is meek, shy and has self-esteem issues while Laura will fuck you up if she decides to do so.

This poll is not a part of the tournament! I just have a scientific interest

 Granthem Du'Met x Erin Keenan 1. black-out room.. don't ask (once again - no romantising, it's fully abuse) 2. once again adding this mostly as a test... I'd like to see how many votes and how far this gets.

Laura Kearney x Travis Hackett (Hackearney) 1. they have a cool dynamic. they could be a battle couple!

[liminalweirdo]

spoilers for super dark times and josh’s character/motivation behind the cut. seriously, it’s spoilertown. proceed with caution.

Hate those articles that say that Josh is a character that helps us “spot the warning signs” in Psychopathic Children tm “before it’s too late” and honestly first of all what the fuck????

second of all, bitch WHERE?!

Look at him, he’s DISTRAUGHT. He literally almost passes out after Zach pulls the sword out. His scenes alone after Daryl’s death are Josh fucked up with guilt. This isn’t a kid who sits and plays with coins on the hardwood for the entirety of a school day in his day-to-day life. Look at his bedroom. This is a kid who keeps himself busy. He shows multiple clear indicators of stress and guilt afterwards. Josh doesn’t have any psychopathic “warning signs”, he’s a kid, a literal kid, that made a fucking MISTAKE?! The trajectory of the film doesn’t make sense for this reason, this is my biggest problem with an otherwise pretty perfect movie.

Like, this kid made a very big mistake and then very rapidly lost a very small but crucial support network, and it overwhelmed him.

Also, not only are psychopathy and sociopathy real personality disorders that real people have, and thus shouldn’t be used as just a “movie villain quirk” or the entire reasoning/motivation behind why someone “acts evil” (which is just incredibly lazy character creation), but Josh just... isn’t a psychopath. Neurodivergent? yes, absolutely. (I realize there are other problems with this. To be 1000% clear, NO I do not think that it’s Josh’s neurodivergence that causes him to be violent either. It’s a tragic thing that happened and spiralled a collection of tragic events, and I don’t think any of them are related to his ND brain. Neurotypicals can be and often are perpetrators of violence.) Again, this is more of a film canon issue, but: Why was Josh so weird? Why is Josh so blunt and straightforward and why doesn’t he look anyone in the eye? Why doesn’t Josh want to change their safe bubble of Josh&Zach to Josh&Zach and OTHER PEOPLE? Why does Josh shut down under (immense) pressure? Why does Josh have persistent, canonical stims and tics? If you’ve met one autistic person, you’ve met one autistic person and Josh is not going to be like everyone on the spectrum, but as an autistic person, I spent the whole movie thinking “oh this kid is me, it’s me” and then?!!??! This kid is SURPRISE, a “psychopath” who murders people! I’M SORRY, LIKE WHAT?!

I’m not explaining this as coherently as I want to but I am percolating on it more so I can write more cohesively about it later. Basically, my overarching thought is: Josh is clearly ND and it SEEMS LIKE (i’m not saying this was the intent) but it SEEMS LIKE that neurodivergence just translates to “psychopathic murderer” as though that’s some kind of a) logical reasoning or b) a real and common thing (it’s not), and that is not great. That’s so not great, particularly because things involving violent teenagers and violent men involve the media FREQUENTLY pointing out that those people are autistic, often without any actual medical confirmation. This associates violence with autism. This is so incredibly rarely the case and is playing on such cause/correlation bullshit that it’s like saying “the killer was lactose intolerant.” And it sure does vilify autistics for no fucking reason.

I’m not a professional, but Josh is more clearly on the spectrum than he is exhibiting signs of psychopathy, even if they wanted to go the (bad) “psychopathic villain” route. This is one of the main reasons why the ending was so disturbing, but also confusing. The ending’s nonsensical “twist” is actually kind of just throwing people with real personality disorders like psychopathy or sociopathy under the bus, while somehow also saying “people who act autistic are going to become violent” and those things are both super not great. (new title? no, i’m kidding, i still adore this film)

I just... I don’t know. I guess I don’t know why this choice was made, in the film. I don’t even know if it was a choice. It’s extremely possible that I’m just reading into a character too much because my autistic brain relates strongly to Josh’s character. Until the murdering happens.

Even the scene where Zach comes to see Josh in his bedroom afterwards and Josh is just in shutdown mode is so similar to my autistic shutdowns that I have a hard time seeing that scene as anything else. Is he annoyed with Zach? YES, but not because he’s “a psychopath” now, it’s because he’s fucking done. He’s out of spoons. He cannot handle any more of this shit. Zach is outwardly expressive, he’s raised by a single mom who’s a good parent, he can voice his feelings. Josh doesn’t have that upbringing. Like, a lot of the time I think Josh has Zach and no one else and now he feels like he doesn’t even have Zach.

Also, hopefully we all know by now that autistic people are MORE LIKELY TO BE THE VICTIMS OF VIOLENCE than they are to be violent themselves. And psychopaths and sociopaths are also uh... not commonly or inherently violent, either.

If they wanted to make a film about a psychopath, I feel like they could have done it with more attention and tact (and also like... maybe not made him one that murders people), but as it stands Josh is not the main focal point of the film, adding to the confusion of the ending.

Anyway I would like to talk about this more.

Again, I’m not a professional and I am open and willing to hear other people’s criticisms of this theory (if you’re polite), and would love to talk about all this more in general. Like I said, my headcanon of Josh as autistic might just be me. I’m not saying it’s fact.

Disclaimer #875 I really do love this film. I’m not trying to call anyone out, I’m more just wanting to discuss this as the theory of the film itself because I really don’t think any harm was intended here by anyone, I think it was just more a case of unfortunate ignorance.

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Space Invader

Debut: Space Invaders

Can you believe it? We have covered so many iconic enemies on this blog, but perhaps not the most iconic video-game enemy of them all! Sure, the Pac-Man Ghosts, the Minecraft Creeper, Plugg, they’re all pretty high up there, but when you think about it the Space Invader has to take the cake! How many video-game enemies have their own emoji? 👾

Heck, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say this creature is synonymous with the very concept of Video-Games! This is the kind of little guy who would flash on your television screen as you play a computer game with a little joystick with one big red button on it. This is the kind of little guy who I would print on a T-Shirt and Beanie to prove to the world that, yes I game! I can press buttons! I know that Super Mario Bros. 2 was originally called Doki Doki Panic because the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 was deemed too difficult for America!

The Space Invader’s sprites are so ingrained in our memories that we don’t often think about the aliens on the actual arcade game’s art, huh? Well this is a perfectly good Alien Monster! A furry man like the Wookiees from Star Trek, but dark and ominous with harsh red lighting! This guy definitely looks like he’s got some invading to do! 

I say this design isn’t too well-known, but apparently it is iconic enough to get its own figma! Wow! You can really see the fur in this one- without a doubt, this is a mammal! I bet it has six teats under there. 

But if you ask me, there is just no beating the look of the sprite! It’s vague enough to leave a lot to the imagination, but there’s plenty here to love! The little dot eyes and the insectoid antennae! the little arms/mandibles/alien tentacles (if you’re feeling spicy)- a mammal this certainly is not! This is an absolutely ideal Little Guy, a computer creature to blow up on your screen. We’re so accustomed to seeing it that I think we all forget how Awesome this is! And look at how it jumps for joy! 

Do you know what we aren’t accustomed enough to, in my opinion? It’s the other aliens from Space Invaders! The middle alien is quintessential of course, but they can’t Space Invade alone! They need the help of their friends! The Squid invader hangs out at the top of the screen, perhaps because they are the smallest and most vulnerable of the three. How thoughtful!

And the Octopus invader! This image is smaller than the last one but trust me when I say they are wider! And they have two, count ‘em, two, pixels for their eyes, so I interpret them as having closed eyes and being dozy or a little sleepy because that is cute. They hang out at the bottom because they are the best defense! 

Now hold on! If the big and little invaders are confirmed to be Squids and Octopuses, what the heck is the medium invader? The answer is: Crab! It was a crab hiding under our noses all along! This was all apparently confirmed through a 40th anniversary interview revealing original concept art, but do you know what? I’m not a fan! And you know we love any and all crabs here, but I think the sprite is quite fun in its mystery, plus it is very un-crablike! Only four limbs, without distinct claws? And don’t get me even get me started on the lack of eyestalks! This isn’t amateur hour! So I continue to headcanon the medium invader as something not-crab. You can’t control my life, Toshihiro Nishikado!

Also, this concept art for Octopus really looks like a jellyfish, which got me thinking: there are a lot of Japanese aliens that are just vague jellyfish/cephalapod monsters huh? 

It’s almost the default there compared to the typical gray alien, and if you ask me it is way better! Meeting another sentient race and finding out they are like humans but grey and with big eyes? Snore! Meeting another sentient race and finding out they are talking jellyfish people? Awooga! This is also the second time we have used Pretty Cure and Rhythm Heaven as examples in the same paragraph, but probably not the last? There’s definitely more examples of this trope I can’t think of, so Please send us any funny jellyfish aliens you have. I’m begging you.

Er... anyway! The last member of the Invader Crew is the UFO, and I wasn’t sure to count them but why the heck not? They are presumably just a flying saucer, which don’t get me wrong is always fun, but what if they are also a creature with many eyes? You can’t say for sure!

Actually, when I said they were the last member two sentences ago, I lied! This is Shapeshifting Cuttlefish, from Space Invaders Part II! First of all, what a name! Second of all, this doesn’t look like a cuttlefish in the slightest! But it is very funny and looks like an emoji with feet, so I forgive it. Plus, they have the special property of splitting into a smaller guy when you shoot them! Cool! 

The Cuttlefish’s concept art is even weirder! This DEFINITELY isn’t a cuttlefish! It is more like... a little man with hair. I mean, I love it! But what the heck? 

While Space Invaders (1978), was definitely “groundbreaking” or “influential” or whatever, let’s not kid ourselves- their most important role was in Pixels (2015), also known as The Movie Where Josh Gad Breeds With Q*Bert! What do they do in this movie? I assume they invade! I will no longer discuss Pixels (2015).

In conclusion: all the Invaders are great friends, and they love to hang out in rows of eleven and move slowly downwards and sideways, while doing their little dances. Don’t interrupt them! They’re having a good time! 

[midnightlee25]

Yandere Miscellaneous Masterlist

Main Masterlist

This list is for writings that either don't have enough for their own master list yet or are just one idea I had for a fandom/series. If you see something missing at some point its maybe because it get its own master list.

The dawn that will never come - Josh Washington (Until Dawn)

Bad dream - Random Yandere

On a dark cold night - Random Yandere

New Years -�� Random Yandere 

Let Me Be Your Wings - Prince Cornelius

Just another job - Cato

Yandere ABC: Yuugo

NONE YET

Koolie Sterling

Bo

Tatsu 

Turanga Leela

Berkeley Beetle

Flint Lockwood

Mikasa Ackerman

NONE YET

Their darling comforting them about what they've done - Isabella, Yuugo, Lucas

A darling with an ex who wants them back - Mash Burnedead

 Royal AU after having an arranged marriage the yanderes find out the darling is cheating - Sweeney Todd

Their darling calling them their husband for the first time - Kyo Sohma

Their darling going on a hunger strike - William James Moriarty

To their darling wanting a baby - Tatsu

Their darling wanting to break up with them - Fry

Manjiro Sano (Mikey) with a darling trying to break up with him

Platonic Yandere: Warden with a child who doesn't want to take over the prison

Having a Stockholm darling - Juan Ruiz

Platonic Yandere: Taro Sakamoto with an older child who wants to become a hit man just like him

having a darling that’s having more than one baby - Bo

Most delusional to least delusional - Zodiac War - Juni Taisen

Character headcanons: Alternates

Character headcanons: Manolo Sánchez

Character headcanons: Spawn (Al Simmons)

Having a darling that has chronic pains - Wally Darling

Yanderes and their love languages - Welcome Home

Platonic Yandere: Older Brother Levi Ackerman

Character headcanons: Tilda Weber

Character headcanons: Neteyam

Platonic Yandere Parent: Ash Williams

Do they call their darling “darling”? - María Posada

Character headcanons: La Muerte

Darling says: I promise I'll came back - Sugar Plum Fairy

Darling says: You... don't like me very much, do you? - Thor

Chixie Roixmr

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Sora ( Super Danganronpa Another 2)

Random Yandere Headcanons: Big Daddy (BioShock)

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Thrax

Mini Profiles: Thrax

Yandere Profile: Thrax

Yandere Moodboard: Thrax

Yandere Reactions: Their darling avoiding/ wanting the yandere to leave them alone? - Thrax

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Thrax

Random Yandere Headcanons: Thrax with a darling that was a one night stand

Random Yandere Headcanons: Thrax with a darling that's closed off

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Eiji Kashii (Warrior of the Ox)

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Vampire Thrax

Yandere ABC: Rebecca Lee (Revy)

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Ms. Frizzle (The Friz)

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Eren Yeager

Yandere Profile: Sheldon Cooper

Yandere Profile: Spawn (Al Simmons)

[love-fireflysong]

You’re bored? How about you answer the rest of the questions for Climbing Crash? 😂😂 (pretty please 🥺)

Oh lordy, let’s do this I guess! Also this is posted like super late, sorry about that I didn’t see this until just before I left for work asdljasldj. Also, most of these will be answered in respect to my outlast au obvs, cause that’s the type of climbing chrash I’ve got on the brain!

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go? Without spoiling too much, cause this is a scene I’m super looking forward to write someday, Josh finally brings it up after Chris and Ashley confront him about why he’s been so cagey and irritated lately. Once it’s out in the open though, the two of them just go ‘oh’ and its answers a lot of their questions on why they’d been feeling so awkward recently.

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like? Seeing as they’re trying to keep the fact that they’re dating a secret from literally everyone, their first ‘date’ was them watching a movie and crashing on the couch when they stayed up too late. They absolutely woke up stiff and sore and tangled, and they happiest they had been in a while.

What was their first kiss like? Hesitant, unsure, and awkward, (just like them <3) but it felt like a piece they had always been missing just slotted right into place. But oh man the ones following were anything but. 

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)? Look at these dorks. You expect me to believe that Chris and Ash, who were so hung up on each other, and Josh, who was so busy trying to get his best friends together that he ignored his own feelings, had interest in dating other people? I mean, even if Josh did date occasionally in high school, I can’t see it lasting long cause it just felt wrong to NOT have Chris and Ash there with him, so he either ends it pretty quickly or the other person realized that Josh really wasn’t into it a whole lot and shut it down themselves. They were absolutely 100% each other’s first everything.  

What’s their height difference? Age difference? Do I even need to explain this one? I mean it’s right there in canon lol. Josh and Chris are the same height, with Ash going up to about their chin. That being said, age difference wise, I totally headcanon that Josh is not quite 2 years older then Ash, and Chris is about 1 1/2 years older then her.

What’s their relationship with each other’s families? Once upon a time, before the events that lead into my outlast au? Things were great, they were constantly at the others house to hang out and shit since they were kids so their parents tended to think of them like extra kids. Now? Oh the Washington’s hate Ashley.

Who takes the lead in social situations? Josh obviously. The dude is a rich, charismatic asshole who is used to shmoozing and rubbing elbows with other rich, charismatic assholes. Guy’s got a silver tongue what can I say 😏

Who gets jealous easier? Honestly? I think there was absolutely a period of time when they first started dating where they weren’t jealous of other people hanging out with them, but jealous of each other. Like there was some major insecurities that had to be worked out. 

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear? Oh Josh 100%. Def def def just pops behind one of the others to whisper the dirtiest shit into their ears just to watch them turn into a fucking tomato and squeak in embarrassment. The others hope he’ll get over it eventually, he never does.

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first? Either Josh or Ashley I think. Kind of waffling back and forth on them, but I’m leaning more Ash right now. Don’t wanna go too much further into this cause I’m still sorting through how this scene is gonna happen myself. I’ve got ideas, but very very loose ones.

What are their primary love languages? Had to look up what these were lol. Ummmmm, physical touch and quality time definitely, but words of affirmation are a big one too, just less so.

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines? Chris. Just, just Chris. Nothing makes him happier then using the worst pick up line ever and watching Ash and Josh groan and/or laugh in response. Josh will use them too, his just tends to come hand in hand with the whole inappropriate whispering thing lol.

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA? PDA? They’re trying to keep everything on the down low, so very little. But once things are out in the open, they almost always squished together and hands stuck into another’s pockets. In private though? Oh boy, good luck separating these assholes. They were absolutely those friends that were just super relaxed and willing to hang off the others or sit on them at the drop of a hat. Now that they’re dating they are even worse.

Who initiates kisses? Oh man, so I’ve been thinking about this for like an entire day now, and I STILL DONT KNOW. I mean, Chris and Ashley seem to me the type of people who absolutely adore the more ‘innocent’ and ‘sweetly romantic’ kisses; like cheek, knuckles, forehead type jazz. Makes them feel all bubbly and giggly and warm. But Josh is the one who goes for the more sensual/sexual I think; base of the neck, corner of the mouth, nip of the ear. He takes a frankly scary amount of joy in watching the other two just get all flustered and turn into stammering messes. So Chris and Ash are more likely initiate the everyday and sweet ones, whereas Josh loves initiating the ones that lead into something more. Does that make sense? 

Who’s the big and little spoon? I think that they’re less spoons and more sandwiches honestly lol. But when spooning does happen, Josh absolutely refuses to be the little spoon. Ever. Chris is more then happy to be either the holder or the hold-ee, he doesn’t care which as long as he’s there. Meaning that Ash tends to get regulated to little spoon, but she’ll glady hold on when the chance arises. When they’re feeling particularly clingy though? Well, that’s my little secret ;)

What are their favorite things to do together? Is everything an answer? Cause it’s everything. 

Who’s better at comforting the other? Chris is definitely more skilled at the whole comforting thing no question. But the other two aren’t too bad at it themselves.

Who’s more protective? If you’re expecting me to say Chris, well then you’re wrong. It’s absolutely Josh and Ashley. They’ve been through some shit before and after they got together in this au. If you even think of hurting her boys, Ashley will not hesitate to rip your head off and tear you to shreds, physically or verbally. Josh is less obvious about his anger, and that almost makes him more dangerous. 

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection? Physical affection all the way. They’re just so used to being able to just touch each other whenever they wanted that the blow of having it taken away just about breaks them.

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise? Oh jesus. Okay, so I don’t know how many people have listened to my really messy outlast au playlist, but a decent chunk of it is just climbing chrash songs. So the few I’m about to share are ones that I think apply to them in general, but I have a veritable laundry list of songs that work specifically to this particular au. You’re Mine - Disturbed Wind Me Up - Strange Kids Cemetery Weather - Isles & Glaciers Blindfold - Sleeping Wolf (i can feel it in my bones that this is a climbing chrash song, i just can’t tell you why)

Whispers in the Dark - Skillet

What kind of nicknames do they call each other? They really don’t. I mean we got Cochise, but that’s about it. Other than that it’s just the shortened form of their names. (I had Josh call Ashley ‘Red’ in another fic, but that was before they even knew each others names, I don’t think he ever really uses it again. Maybe if he’s feeling a little competitive? Maybe?)

Who remembers the little things? Oh definitely Ashley, for good or for worse. She will remember the time you promised her half a chocolate bar and only gave her the last bite as easily as the time you picked up the book she had been looking at for ages on the way home one day and gave her a kiss on the head when she started to read it immediately after.

Ship questions over here!

[bigskydreaming]

Okay, what lightning based creature from folklore and mythology might you interpret Josh being spliced with? Same with Corey, because "chameleon" don't cut it lol

Ugh, so many.

Corey:

My first thought would be any of the practically endless variety of household spirits and fairies attributed with invisibility - most of them usually denoted as being mischief makers, not inherently good or evil but more aligned to like a chaotic-neutral kinda thing than any particular morality.

These include, but are not limited to, various kinds of goblin-esque creatures that aren’t necessarily what one would picture when thinking of goblins in terms of like, Lord of the Rings. But brownies, hobgoblins and trow from various Celtic regions of Europe, or something like the duende from Iberian folklore perhaps, some takes on the domovoi from Russian legends, or maybe French lutins though they’re a bit more malevolent in nature than most of these others....but any of those could easily acount for the invisibility/camouflage Corey’s capable of, and there’s a lot of them that like, being part of Corey’s ‘nature’ could pair well with the fact that he’s small and unobtrusive in appearance, as well as being a shy, insecure kid not above expressing (justified) resentment or letting that dictate his actions or behavior towards people.

A boggart could also be interesting because there are as many takes on the boggart being a physical flesh and blood shapeshifter or fairy as there are it being a kind of spirit, and invisibility is as much a part of its nature as taking on the appearance of something someone fears....and there’s a lot of potential IMO in the almost irony of making Corey of all characters be part ‘boogeyman’ - since the boggart is the basis of boogeyman legends.

A sylph could be interesting, but it would have to be a Teen Wolf take on the actual sylphs of legend, like putting its own spin on it like it does with a lot of the other supernatural creatures that show up. Because as is, a sylph is one of the four elemental types of beings along with salamanders, undines and gnomes, and so its literally just a creature of air - but invisible and spritely, etc. So a Teen Wolf version of a sylph that’s flesh and blood at least some of the time and even CAN be ‘spliced’ into the chimera genome in some way....like, you’d definitely have to tweak your version to make it work, but it could work. And sylph fits a lot about Corey as a character, and it opens up doors for him to have powers beyond just invisibility, such as maybe giving him a kind of telekinesis or even the ability to levitate.

There’s a couple of Finnish beings of legends that could fit the bill, like keiju (kinda a Finnish version of pixies or sprites) or even tonttu, which are like a kind of....proto-Christmas elf, almost? LOL. But again, both are attributed with invisibility and discretion, though the keiju tend to be less concerned with human affairs while the tonttu are normally seen as helpful beings and friendly to humanity.

A bodach could be interesting too, they’re Scottish tricksters, usually more malevolent than neutral but not necessarily. Again, normally invisible, often follow people and frightening them with the sound of footsteps while there’s not even footprints in sight.....BUT the thing that’s interesting about this at least in terms of Teen Wolf, is there are various kinds of bodach like the Bodach Glas, the Dark Grey Man, who are also perceived as death omens. Like they’re normally invisible, and the only time you see one is if you’re going to die, and so given the other death-omen related beings in TW like banshees and hellhounds, Corey actually being part Bodach could have some interesting implications or associations....like, maybe if it turns out that he can turn invisible whenever he wants, but occasionally he realizes someone sees him even when he doesn’t want them to....but when that happens, that’s actually just because or a sign that the person is destined to die soon. Especially given the way Corey was used in 6A during the Wild Hunt storyline, like....you could definitely tie that into things there or go in similar directions with that.

Tbh though, I’m most intrigued I think by the idea of what if Corey was part....leshy, or one of the various analogues to the leshy in different regions like the borovoi in Russia or the Lithuanian mishkinis. But the leshy, and other related beings are like....a nature spirit, albeit a physical being rather than like a true spirit-spirit. But they’re usually nature GUARDIANS, specifically, and most associated with woods and forests. There’s also a fun kind of irony because one of the attributes of the leshy, aside from its invisibility or ability to disguise itself among the trees by blending in with its backgrounds, is like....the leshy is a size changer as well, and typically defaults as an enormous being, as tall as a tree....but who can also shrink to the size of a blade of grass. Given that Corey’s on the small size, this kinda amuses me, but also could make for a fun twist if he eventually realizes his powers don’t let him just turn invisible or fade into the background, but like, he can change his size and height as well. Make him like an Ant-Man kinda character.

But another thing that’s particular interesting about the leshy, and makes me lean towards it, is that the leshy isn’t just a generic forest spirit or guardian, but is associated with hunting in specific. But not in the human kind of way, but the hunters of nature.....as in, the leshy is often surrounded by or depicted as always being in the company of...packs of wolves. Occasionally bears, too, but they’re most associated with wolves. Which makes making Corey part leshy and part of a wolf pack particularly fitting, I think. And also sets up some interesting conflicts with hunters like Argent, even if Corey doesn’t even KNOW why he’s so antagonistic towards them, but like, as part leshy, he would likely be prone to very Not Good vibes about human hunters. Which also creates some interesting implications about the WHY of the Dread Doctors of all beings choosing to make a chimera that was part leshy aka anti-hunter....given that the lead Dread Doctor, Marcel, pretty much did everything he did because he was super obviously in love with Sebastian aka the Beast, the prime target and enemy of hunters everywhere, and the whole reason the Argent dynasty began in the first place.

Josh:

I’d need to give some more thought to him. I have seen people headcanon that Josh was spliced with some kind of raiju, which is a creature from Japanese legends typically associated with various gods of thunder. The raiju is a kind of thunder-beast, and usually takes the form or appearance of a blue-white wolf shaped from lightning, though it can also take other forms like that of a weasel, a badger or even a dragon.

I mean, this one definitely does work, its just I’m kinda like.....eh, just because TW has fucked around with and fucked over Japanese legends enough on the show without putting any real effort into prioritizing or centering them or the characters associated with them....aka all our rants about Kira and the nameless/barely-a-character nogitsune. I suspect my resistance to having Josh be part raiju is less that like, it doesn’t fit or make sense than it is mostly just.....I don’t trust the execution of most of the people I’ve seen do the headcanoning him as such, lol, so I’m knee-jerk inclined to just run the opposite direction with it, lol. Also, along similar lines, just NO times infinity to having him be in any way part thunderbird because Leave Native American legends alone Teen Wolf, You’ve Done Enough.

There are a number of other kinds of lightning birds though, from regions all around the world, like Slavic mythology and folklore has a couple, particularly associated with Perun, there’s a few in South American regions, Zulu folklore has a lightning bird called the impundulu....but even just going back to Eastern Europe with this, in the sense that since so many of the other creatures TW focused on originate there and that’s where the DD are from, its not a stretch to imagine beings or creatures from that region being particularly central to a lot of their experiments....like, for instance in terms of that reasoning, my personal preference would be to go with one of the various takes on the shtriga or strigoi that associate them with lightning (mostly ball lightning) that could work and be something a bit different. 

Because the strigoi are basically the basis for Stoker’s take on vampires in particular, so instead of being specifically derived from some kind of lightning-specific creature or being like the raiju, making Josh part strigoi would mean his electricity powers were really only incidental to his chimera nature rather than the focus of it, and since the Teen Wolf chimeras are all one third human, one third werewolf, and one third something else....Josh being a strigoi chimera would effectively make him TW’s version of a vampire-werewolf hybrid.

(Also, like with the leshy, the strigoi makes a certain kind of sense to be spliced with werewolves or associated with a wolf pack, because the strigoi is pretty much definitively THE version of a vampire that having vampires have strong connections to and imagery associated with wolves, or vampires being able to shapeshift into wolves specifically.....like the strigoi are where those legends and takes in particular all stem from).

And I mean, Josh as part strigoi definitely puts his teeth when he’s in his shifted form in a totally different light, lolol.

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Hop and Leon Sibling Headcanons

I just cannot get enough of the sibling relationship and duo of Hop and Leon. I simply must create headcanons for these two brothers, because I figured that making these headcanons would be great for any fan fiction ideas that might come my way. In any case, here are some of the headcanons that I thought up!

-Although Hop and Leon can break out into sibling disagreements, they usually make up right away. The two don’t keep grudges and would mostly try to make up for what they have done.

-As an older brother, Leon would look out for Hop when he was much younger. He takes on the role of being a doting, yet amazing older brother but does occasionally tease Hop from time to time. Though Hop can get annoyed by his brother’s doting behavior, he appreciates it sometimes.

-On the lines of being doting, Leon can sometimes embarrass Hop on more than one occasions. To get back at Leon, Hop would tell some of his embarrassing moments with other people and would usually lie in whatever Leon has done when he was Hop’s age. Of course, this leads the two brothers to argue until their mother breaks them up and shouts both arguments down.

-If there is one thing that both Leon and Hop can agree on is that their mother is the scariest person they have ever known. Their mother is usually a warm, sweet person but do be careful. Her temper can get the better of her whenever Hop and Leon do something that they are not suppose to be doing. Even Leon is careful when being around his mother despite being a fearless, strong Champion.

-At a much earlier time, Hop would sleep with Leon when he was either four or five. He has a fear of the dark of when he was little and Leon always gave in to Hop’s pleas to spend the night in his room. Whenever it thunderstorms, well, it’s practically the same thing.

-Aside from the occasional arguments from the first headcanon, fights don’t happen much but when they do, it can lead to multiple trips to the emergency room. Leon and Hop would hurt each other, most of the injuries are accidental, and would break out over the dumbest of reasons. Of course, fights tend to end with both brothers get themselves grounded for a good amount of time for the steam to blow off. Leon, being the oldest and strongest, has inflicted more injuries onto Hop and instantly gets most of the punishments. Whether it is tackling or breaking a few bones, both brothers have a few interesting recollections to share.

-Sonia tends to hang out with Leon a lot, seeing how these two are friends and all, and Hop does follow them around like a baby Ducklett. It’s at that age where the youngest member of the family wants to hang out with the older sibling and their friends. Most of the time, Leon doesn’t want Hop to hang out with him while he is with Sonia, but she always allows Hop to join them despite Leon’s objections. For Hop, he sees Sonia as an older sister when he was younger and Sonia finds that to be the cutest.

-Of course, Pokémon has to have a place in the headcanons. When Leon evolved his Charmeleon into Charizard, he and Hop would fly on Charizard many times over. However, it has been happening less and less since Leon has become the Galar Champion. Regardless, Hop enjoys being on Charizard with Leon. It’s one of the few moments where their bond becomes much more closer.

-Babysitting wise, Leon has had it rough or easy depending on baby Hop’s behavior. Sometimes he is difficult, other times he is compliant. Or sometimes, Hop can be extremely difficult.

-Although Leon has been kept busy with him being a Champion, the two sometimes communicate either talking over the phone or through text.

-On top of being the Champion, Leon doesn’t say much about Hop to the public, because he doesn’t want reporters coming after Hop when really he should be focusing on his journey and having fun. However, Leon has at one point said a few minor embarrassing things about Hop to the reporters that may result in him getting punched in the face....

-The two brothers are competitive. Like SUPER competitive. Battling aside, another pastime that would get competitive quickly would be playing video games. Leon will sometimes cheat in order to win, whether that’s by unplugging Hop’s controller or beating every level without letting Hop have a turn. Hop, in a fit of frustration, would rage quit by turning off the console. This would result in both brothers growing salty towards each other.

-Forms of affection given would the ever so famous bro hug. It’s kind of like from Drake and Josh, y’know “Hug me Brotha!” Leon and Hop would give bro hugs whether to be funny or to just show affection.

-Out of everyone in the entire world, Hop considers Leon to be his number one favorite person and role model (obviously).

Well, that’s all of the Hop and Leon sibling headcanons I have for now. There are a lot more headcanons that I still have, but I want to save them for another day. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed these little headcanons!

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First impression character thingy: Bleach: Tousen, Yoruichi, Gin, Aizen, Orihime and Riru. Other: Bakugou, Bakura (all versions) and Josh from Until Dawn.

Ok, first of all, I love you, and secondly, I need you to either send shorter asks or send them in in parts because tumblr mobile makes it really hard to answer them and also I can't shorten long posts. Because of this, I can only do a couple bc I can only see Tousen and Yoruichi, and my memory is bad. I know this is super inconvenient and I'm really sorry, but I do not have the power to make tumblr mobile suck less.

Anyway, I'll do Tousen first!

First impression

I think it "holy shit this manga has a dark-skinned character????? AND he's disabled?????"

Impression now

He's my husband and he's also dating Komamura who's Aizen I don't know him

Favorite moment

Ooh, he's got a lot of good ones. I think the villain reveal was my favorite because it was a legitimately good twist. I also liked when he tried to calm down Kensei and Mashiro (pretty jarring difference between that scene and the Hollowfication scene). A couple more good scenes were when Gin showed up to be a dick and Tousen just started roasting him ("[Wonderweiss] seems rather wary of me" "I believe any rational being would be wary of you" fucking demolished) and the scene where he disarms (hehe) Grimmjow.

Idea for a story

Well, my dad!Tousen au is fun but I think an au where Tousen survives and comes back during the Quincy arc could be cool. I don't think he'd pick sides bc he doesn't like Soul Society and the Quincies are worse than Aizen, but maybe he'd help Harribel out instead of just forgetting her, Kubo.

Unpopular opinion

He's constantly portrayed as completely loyal to Aizen without a mind of his own by the fandom, which pisses me off because he's the only character working for Aizen who directly disobeys him and isn't somehow retaliated against. Aizen explicitly said that he didn't care about Grimmjow going after Ichigo and Tousen just went "you may not care but JUSTICE does" and cut his arm off. Like if your megalomaniac boss says "I've decided to interpret this minion's bad behavior as poorly-expressed loyalty so we can all just forget about it and move on" and your response is essentially "no fuck that", no amount of politeness or respect lessens the implied "fuck you" in there.

Favorite relationship

I love his relationship with Hisagi. He's such a good dad I can't even

Favorite headcanon

During his time as Captain of the Ninth Division, "how does the paperwork get done" became an inside joke amongst unranked officers. Hisagi was worried Tousen would get offended, but he actually thought it was pretty funny and ended up asking Hisagi to help keep it a mystery. To this day, Hisagi has kept that secret.

Yoruichi time!!!

First impression

Oh cool a talking cat

Impression now

QUEEN

Favorite moment

Oof... honestly, she has so many good scenes, but I really just loved her trolling the Save Rukia Squad back when we first met her. It was really funny to watch a group of teens with incredible powers getting soft-bullied by a cat whose only known power at the time was talking.

Idea for a story

Ok so it's a crossover and complete nonsense but what if Yoruichi taught Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. In cat form.

Unpopular opinion

Yoruichi could kick Urahara's ass. For real. People act like he's some sort of unstoppable warrior, but honestly he's just clever and good at science and kidō. Maybe in a kidō-only fight he could win, but in a straight-up, beating the shit out of each other fight? She'd demolish him. I'm not saying Urahara isn't strong, by the way. I'm just gonna Yoruichi's stronger.

Favorite relationship

Her two most notable relationships are with Urahara and Suí-Fēng, but frankly, I loved her interactions with Kūkaku. I really wish we could've seen more of them (and of Kūkaku in general, really).

Favorite headcanon

She's bigender and married to Kūkaku.