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[ventismacchiato]

stuck with you — windblume !

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yn — main vocalist which makes you the most popular member. you go viral every other week for getting into petty arguments on twitter and weverse with scaramouche. should definitely learn media training because you tend to rant about him too much during lives. ‘compilations of scaramouche and yn bickering’ are super common. you’re also the only member to release a solo album which gets you guys a lot of new fans. became an idol after being a trainee for way too many years, which is why you’re salty about scara debuting so quickly when he became an idol trainee after you. [🍰]

xiao — main dancer. choreographs a lot of the dances if not all. very introverted in public but talkative in behind the scenes vlogs with his group. xiao stans have it hard because this man hardly posts anything. fans call him the dad of the group because he’s always sneaking food onto everyone’s plates and keeping them hydrated during practice. when you guys first debuted everyone thought he was mean and cold when really he’s just a quiet sweetheart. has a tattoo sleeve that the fans haven’t seen the entirety of yet, jungkook vibes in that sense. most expensive photocards after you, the one of him in cat ears and winking goes for hundreds. [🦊]

lumine — leader of the group and one of the only responsible ones. strict about keeping everyone on schedule and trying to appear presentable at music and award shows. tries to drag you all to the gym at five in the morning but to no avail. she vlogs her gym routine and whatever member she dragged that morning is usually seen in the back sitting on a yoga ball the entire time, talking as she runs miles on the treadmill. always setting trends for workout routines and makeup looks. once it touches her face it sells out. her twin is also an idol so they both do a lot of tiktoks and videos together. it siblings. [☀️]

fischl — one of the lyricists for the group. so chronically online. she’s always active at odd hours of the night and interacting with her fans. posts the most too, so fischl biases are always full with content. wears an eyepatch as part of her idol persona, and still manages to perform with it on. will do book club livestreams where she’ll talk about her current favorite book with her fans for two hours or more. lumine has to shut the live off everytime because she will just keep yapping. [🦉]

venti — writes most of the group's songs and runs production. most unserious member and should really attend a public image class because he does not know how to be a celebrity. fans are constantly finding vapes in the back of his photos and videos of him drunk at award shows. went viral once for showing up to a music show high off his mind but still managing to perform. will dye the ends of his hair different colors every comeback from his fan’s requests. loves to go live and sing covers for whatever people ask for. he does qnas and takes the tmis too seriously. [🌱]

yoimiya — visual and vocalist, will bring out her guitar during concerts a lot. the only member who will go to the gym with lumine. became an idol because she used to busk in her hometown and got picked up by your manager while she was on vacation. would be the type of idol to adore fancalls and do decorating photocards on livestreams. gets invited to a lot of variety shows and was probably a judge for a survival show at one point. [🧨]

windblume —one of the idol groups underneath sakura entertainment,  a six member mix gendered idol group known for their whimsical and indie comebacks every year. think of txt’s brand when it comes to your guys’ style of music. have been a group for about three years. members range from 21-22. their debut album Temptation got them to their popularity today. fandom name: bloomies

stuck with you !

masterlist — next

for my nonkpop fans the emojis are their assigned ones for when people post their livestream quotes, will make more sense later 😓 and weverse is basically twitter but just for idols to interact with fans

tried not to describe yn too much because i want it to be inclusive, any photos showing yn are just to depict the pose! not gender, race, or body type 🙏

spent way too long making custom instagram templates and for what help so pls look at them xx it’s so u can visualize what these 2d mfs wud look like in this au

pls lmk in the masterlist comments if i can use ur username and make you a fan in the au!

synopsis — after the disaster that was the live award show, where you and scaramouche got into an argument on stage after both of your groups got a tie for top artists, your guys' PR teams have been in shambles trying to scrape up your mess. that's when the idea to send you both off with some other idols to a remote location for a survival dating show to mend your public image comes up. before you know it your bags are packed and you’re on a plane to a remote island. the only obligation is you need to end up with scaramouche at the end of the show, whether you end up liking him or not doesn’t matter to your managers as long as the show’s ratings stay high. whatever you do in between to get there is up to you!

notes — it’s my exam week so all i have to give you is profiles for now </3

taglist is closed!

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[broz0neglitters]

𝕀 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕣𝕖 🫶🏻🌷💕🎀🌸

Floyd x Fem reader Smut/NSFW

Warning: Smut & P*rn mention, Vaping Mention, and Alcohol mentioned

-Floyd, likes to take things slow so nothing to serious yet but he'll mostly dry hump you is that good enough?

-Floyd just like branch he watches P*rn 24/7 you will often catch him jerking off you would get angry at him for jerking off at those beautiful girls on there but he can ensure you that he was thinking of you when he's jerking off

-He wants you to bloom for him (Meaning he wants you to show off all your beautiful naked body body size/breast sizes don’t matter to floyd he likes you just the way you are <3)

-Floyd owns a weed pen and a flavor vape (Flum pebbles icy peach) he isn't big on those flavor vape but he sometimes gets those sweet desires from those icy peach cuz it reminds him of you

(Side notes: I own two vape the greek pluse pink lemonade which I perfer the most and a flum pebble icy peach which burns my throat sometimes No I'm not addicted to it I have my limits I only use it for partys or when I hangout w friends/get together so don't worry about me i'm okay i know my limit still struggling to manage two vape plus hide it from my strict parents and yes i'm legal i just turn 21 recently :) and also I been keeping myself healthy and checking my health I'm not suggesting you guys vape or anything is not worth it for your health I'm planning on throwing it away if you do vape please know your limit and think about your health i have tons of friends who are addicted to it so please be safe for those of you who vape I'm not judging just want you all to be safe just putting a message out there anyways back to the Headcanon <3)

-Floyd would offer you to vape just to get in the mood vaping plus drinking gets him in the mood

-floyd has high alcohol tolerance (all his brothers dose)

-Floyd Likes to cockwarm so do expect to cockwarm

-His Cock is small not too small he's a late bloomer he's insecure about it but you told him it dosen't matter

-Don't underestimated his small cock I mean it

-Overtime he's ready for some real fucking action meaning he is ready for base two he often would asked if he could finger you but you told him that he dosen't need to ask you permission cuz he's all yours

-like I mention before do not underestimated his cock size cuz once his cock is inside of you; you would constantly beg him to go harder and faster which he dose

-He starts off slow but hearing your moans and cries and how needy you are for him to go faster so he went faster to the point he's a rough fucker (I feel like all of brozone brother are rough during sex but the roughest of them all is john dory and the least rough is floyd)

-He's super careful when he finger you but you ensure him that you wants him to go faster cuz it feels so good

-He is super loud aswell you so you both were worried that other trolls would hear you both

-Would he dominate you during sex yes, and? but you also dominate him aswell so switching postion

-You love to cowgirl/ reverse cow girl ride on his dick is his sweet desire because while you're riding on him he holds onto your hips and trust you til it hits your sweet spot

-don't ask why but he has a whole playlist of slowed reverb songs but you can barley hear it because all you can hear is his moans and yours

-did i mention that he has ELD Lights in his room he would turn it on to pitch red it would set the mood real quick

-Also I forgot to mention when he drink the alcohol hits him making him drunk so he would drunk fuck you

-When you're sleeping he would be so needy cuz he's drunk and had too many to drink he would just take your pants off and fuck you right on the spot you can't tell him to stop cuz it feels good

-When eating you up he would tell you that "I get this sweet desire just from licking your soft smooth cunt." he said teasing your clit with his soft tongue you couldn’t take it because it feels so good you would hold onto his hair

-He'll cum in your mouth and body and breast

-He will suck your breast like a literal baby + he'll even tease it while he's fucking you

-He would want to fuck you while watching P*rn

-He would even vape when going to town on you again is his sweet desire

-his cum is milky

-you like licking his cum off his cock especially his tips cuz its also your sweet desire

-You're his sweet desire even during sex

-He and you also would take a couple of shots of pink lemonade vodka before continuing to have sex cuz it sets the mood for him and he wants you to be real needy since you're super drunk

-His sex after care are the best so he and branch has the best sex after care he would give you tea or drink of your choice and even fesh cut fruits or any food you request and he will definitely cuddle you afterwards

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Anyways, I hoped you enjoyed it anyways fill free to request me at anytime :^) *it might take a while to get back to you as I mentioned before I would just write it on my own without any requests plus I've school and real life stuff so be patient with your request your requested are heard loud and clear <3 -------------------- Like and Follow are very much appreciated 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ ᰔᩚ

[tewwor]

𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥 … like for a starter and/or ask! multi's please specify

STATS .

name: genki ( 元気 — origin, source, foundation ) suzuki ( 鈴木 — bell tree )

alias: the realtor

age: 21 - 28 ( verse dependent )

height: 5'11'' - 6'4'' with heels

gender & sexuality: cis woman ; she/her & bisexual

occupation: grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer ( 16 hidden inventory arc — shibuya arc ) ; bounty hunter ( current )

fc: rina sawayama

CURSED TECHNIQUES & ABILITIES .

fabricate: able to freely form new constructs within a building from walls to entirely new rooms. genki is also able to control the structure's state of matter — can encase enemies in a wall by making the material mailable then solid.

level: deconstruct any given structure at will. can decide how the structure is demolished, i.e., crumble, slice, collapse, etc.

cross: ability to teleport into any location / room so long as she's within a building. able to take others with her, but must bear a mark given by her ( can range from a pen mark or marked by bullet / knife ) — example of marks here + methods & explainations

cage: specifically used to move structures and trap others within. able to imbue and reinforce structures with cursed energy to make it impenetrable.

extricate: newest technique of caging someone/cursed spirit and transporting them to another spot — most likely to fight against or with. first used as a way to help sorcerers gain an advantage with choosing an ideal spot to fight a powerful cursed spirit. as a bounty hunter, genki often uses this technique as a method of surprise / quick get away when introducing another hostage or threat in combat.

parkour: highly efficient in maneuvering around obstacles including wallrun, vaulting, flips, etc.

marksman: sharpshooter, prefers pistols

HISTORY .

raised by a small, not quite renown, family of bounty hunters. witnessed a grade one sorcerer in action and left to join / see what all the hubbub was about.

not usually one to grow close bonds with people ( not even her own family ). yet she got close to kento nanami ( strictly my version of him & no one else's canon unless you're okay with it! ) and considered him as a brother. empathized greatly with his view of society and welcomed him back after his stint as a salaryman.

stayed with the sorcerers even past her family’s death. was awfully casual about it, but ended up attending the funeral. yet when kento passed, she returned to bounty hunting.

MISC. FACTS .

interests: gachapon / blind boxes ( obsessed ), smoking, architecture, savory food

dislikes: defacing buildings ( yes this includes graffiti — murals are different ), vaping ( thinks it's stupid ), sweets, wasteful people

has always been money driven. used to always joke about it as a sorcerer whenever asked why she became one.

sings on occasion ( vc like yumi nu ♡ )

genki always wears gloves ( explanation here )

very rarely will she ever enter a residence via front door ( explanation here )

killed two people with her hair when it was super long. had to cut it short the second time. burned it. end of story.

would love to be your muse's personal carpenter and interior designer hc

VERSES .

main — jjk: follows listed history. default will be set in her bounty hunter arc, but plots during her jujutsu sorcerer era is also available!

main — modern day: still raised in a family of bounty hunters. takes interest in a notorious hunter group and joins. latches onto one particular hunter and loses faith in the group. default will be set in her immersion back into bounty hunting post aforementioned hunter's death.

the marked: november 1, 2018 — genki suzumi is pronounced deceased. enter, a new marked agent testament. much like weaver, she serves as transport on occasion. one of the more mild tempers within crux's sect, and often allows greener marked members tag along for hunts. the only person other than crux to defeat chef when exposed to his sensory deprivation abilities.

op: ate the room-room fruit & shipwright of the marked pirates. able to manipulate rooms even within ships. often uses this to her advantage by concaving enemy ships, creating unescapable labyrinths, trapping people in structures, etc. preferred weapon is a glaive, though she still has a pistol on her person at all times.

[luulapants]

“I don’t use cannabis. How do I write characters that do?”

This long-criminalized psychoactive drug is having a renaissance in the US these days, now legal for recreational use in 21 states. That means there are even more ways that people use cannabis. It’s still illegal in most of the world, and I will be writing primarily about use in the US, where my experience is.

What should I call it?

Ganja. The Devil’s Lettuce. Dank. Mary Jane. There are endless epithets for this drug, and most of them will make you sound absolutely ridiculous unless used as a joke. The use of the Spanish name, marijuana, is traced to efforts to use American xenophobia to demonize it. Cannabis is the technical English term you would hear in, say, a police report. Your average Joe on the street, though, will say either “weed” or “pot.”

Who’s using cannabis?

More people than you might think! Stereotypes once painted this as the drug of racial minorities, hippies, burnouts, and teenagers. These days, anyone you could imagine with a glass of wine at the end of the day could be going home to a cannabis gummy. People use cannabis to deal with chronic health issues like pain, insomnia, or anxiety. Some partake as a rare indulgence, like a cigar on a special occasion. The vast majority of people who use cannabis do so in moderation.

Habitual users are easier to spot - people who make pot a huge part of their lifestyle. They might talk about it incessantly. They might be stoned at inappropriate times or wake ‘n’ bake (getting stoned first thing in the morning and, presumably, staying stoned all day). Cannabis is not physically addictive, but for people self-medicating other issues, it can be psychologically addictive the same way as shopping or gambling. People can become dependent on it to help them fall asleep or regulate their moods, in absence of other coping mechanisms. Just as with alcohol, someone who frequently uses cannabis alone is at higher risk of dependence than someone who uses occasionally or only in social situations.

Where do they get it?

Depending local laws, a person might have access to a medical or recreational cannabis dispensary. Recreational dispensaries can serve anyone who is above the legal age. Medical dispensaries require a prescription. These are really easy to get, and the dispensary may even have someone on site that can diagnose you (with pain or anxiety usually) and write a scrip. In addition to many forms of cannabis, they may sell glassware, vapes, or other paraphernalia.

A dispensary is like any retail location with a couple of differences: Most merchandise will be locked in cases or behind the counter, due to the regulated nature of the substances they’re selling. They may have extra security measures, like a security guard or bulletproof dividers at the counter. This is because dispensaries are cash only and usually have large amounts of cash on location, because conflicts with federal law mean banks can’t work with them.

Not having legal access to a dispensary isn’t the only reason someone might skip it, though. Dispensaries, due to overhead, liability, and very high taxes, are super expensive. If your character can’t get to a dispensary or has strapped finances, they will probably turn to a street dealer.

The local dealer or weed man is never a normal person. If you are depicting a weed man in your story, please keep this in mind. They are weird in different ways, but they’re all weird. You find them through personal connections, and a friend usually has to vouch for you before you can meet them. You might go to their place or they might come to yours. They may have a public meet-up location (park next to me in the McDonald’s parking lot after midnight). If you’re nice and the dealer likes you, they may smoke you out, meaning you smoke a bowl together from their personal stash, free of charge. One stereotype is a dealer who doesn’t have any real friends and makes it difficult to leave the drug deal because he wants to hang out. You then have to tactfully (without offending/losing your dealer) engineer an escape.

Otherwise, you might buy from friends, reimburse them for a buy they made, or throw down some cash when someone shares their weed with you.

Are there different types?

Yes! There are lots of different strains and crossbreeds of cannabis, most with lofty or whimsical names (purple unicorn kush, hazy sunrise sativa). If you go to a dispensary, a sales person will give you extensive “high profiles” of how different strains make you feel: “This one won’t make you as paranoid.” “This one is a very mellow high.”

Honestly, (and I might get assassinated for saying this) most of it is bullshit. Different strains have different chemical compositions and will act differently, but each person’s individual physiology is going to have a much larger impact, so Mr. X and Ms. Y will react more differently to strain A than the difference between how Mr. X reacts to strains A or B. And the dude at the dispensary is entirely unqualified to tell you how a strain will impact you, personally. Your expectation of its effects and how much you consume are also major factors.

One scientifically proven difference is the impact of different THC and CBD content. THC is the psychoactive component and CBD is responsible for more physical effects. The two major variants: Indicas are high in CBD, more sedative, and better at pain reduction and appetite increase. Sativas are high in THC, more stimulating, uplifting, and can help with creativity.

Whether your character knows anything about different strains will more about them than what strains they choose: whether they pay top dollar for designer weed strains or if they’re just buying whatever the local weed man has. The weed man may talk a big game about the strain they’re selling, and some of it might even be true. But usually, their stuff is not top shelf and, aside from low-budget weed aficionados, most of their customers don’t care.

Edibles

Edibles are foods with THC and/or CBD. Edibles might suggest a character who’s more health conscious, not wanting to inhale smoke, or who is more secretive about their cannabis use - edibles won’t leave a smell behind. People who only started using after it was legalized might be comfortable with eating a gummy even if they still have negative criminal connotations with smoking.

THC and CBD are fat-soluble, so edibles are usually made by infusing butter (for baked goods) or oil (for other products) with cannabis. If your character is into cooking, they might make their own weed butter, keep it in the fridge, and bake brownies or cookies with it. Usually, you can’t really taste the difference. If they’re looking for something portable or easy to hide, gummies or other candies are the way to go.

Dosage is important with edibles because it takes longer for your body to process them, so the onset of the high is significantly delayed. Whoever made the edible should tell you how many milligrams are in each item. How much you should eat depends on your body weight, tolerance, and how stoned you want to get. You can’t overdose, but you can have a really, really bad time if you get too high. The classic joke is that someone will be warned not to eat too much, have half an edible, say, “These edibles ain’t shit,” eat the rest, and then when it finally does kick in, they’re on-the-moon high.

Smoking

Let’s clear one thing up: smoking anything is bad for your lungs. That said, people do be smoking weed! Unlike edibles, smoking has near-immediate effects. The whole high doesn’t hit you at once, but someone with a low tolerance will feel something by the time they exhale that first puff. Unlike cigarettes, when a person smokes weed (takes a hit), they are supposed to inhale deeply and hold the smoke in their lungs for as long as they can before exhaling.

Before your character smokes out of anything, the first step is to grind up the weed. The part of the plant which is smoked are the buds: dense, greenish clumps which are ideally sticky to the touch. (Old, shitty weed will be dry and brownish.) These are placed in a grinder, a metal contraption which is twisted to move metal teeth inside and break the buds into small pieces. Ground-up weed will dry up faster, so it’s best not to grind until you’re ready to smoke.

Joints are made by taking a small piece of rolling paper, sprinkling a line of weed into them, then rolling it up. The edge is licked to seal it and both ends twisted closed. They’re smoked like a cigarette. If you add tobacco, it’s called a spliff. Most adults will add in a filter or roach on the mouth-end so the smoke is less harsh, and leaving it out speaks to being un-fussy. Like a burrito, you ideally want a nice, fat joint, but hubris can lead you to an overfilled, falling-apart mess. Joint rolling is a skill developed with practice, so your character’s ability to do so successfully or unsuccessfully will speak to their experience. Joints are cheap and portable, so good for tight budgets or someone on the move.

Blunts are similar to joints but made with tobacco paper - the brown paper that cigars are wrapped in. You can buy tobacco paper on its own, but more commonly, they’re made by buying cheap, sometimes flavored, cigars (like swisher sweets), cutting them open, dumping out the tobacco, and stuffing them full of weed. They’re bigger, so there’s a lot more weed in them, and they’re also wider than a joint, so each hit delivers more cannabis. Blunts are associated with urban Black culture.

Glassware includes pipes, bongs, chillums, bubblers, and other smoking vessels made of glass. These can be simple or beautifully decorative. A simple pipe might cost $10-15. A huge, artistic bong could cost upwards of a thousand. Glass is the most popular material for smoking vessels. All of these consist of a bowl where the weed is packed (”pack a bowl”) connected to an end where your mouth goes. The smoker places their mouth on the end, then holds a lighter flame over the weed in the bowl. They inhale, which draws the flame down into the bowl and causes the weed to smolder (not catch fire). The weed may continue to smolder enough for the next hit or the lighter may need to be used again. When the bowl is all burned, it’s cashed.

A pipe has a simple tube from the bowl and a small hole for the mouth, plus a carb hole on the side of the bowl, which must be covered while inhaling. The carb allows air into the bowl when not smoking, so the weed doesn’t burn too quickly between hits. The longer the stem, the less harsh the hit will be, because the smoke has time to cool off. Pipes are less harsh than joints and blunts but still pretty rough. A pipe can be made of many different materials. DIY pipes carved out of apples are a classic “no other options” stand-in. A chillum is a type of pipe that is straight, with the bowl facing outwards instead of upwards with no carb. A pipe with a very small bowl is called a one-hitter, since you can only fit one hit in it. A character might choose a pipe for portability, ease of hiding, or price.

A bubbler is a water pipe that uses water to cool and condense the smoke. The hole leading from the bowl descends into a small, enclosed compartment of water. The smoke goes into the water, then rises up a second tube to the small hole for the mouth. Like a dry pipe, it has a carb next to the bowl. They’re about two to three times the size of a dry pipe, not as portable, and more expensive. They are much less harsh than a pipe, though, and a good compromise between a pipe and a bong.

A bong is a long tube with a large water vessel at the bottom, usually like an Erlenmeyer flask with a really long neck The top has an opening which fits around the smoker’s mouth. The bowl is not connected but is shaped like a funnel with a stem that fits into a long tube that descends into the water vessel. Instead of a hit, smoking from a bong is called a rip. The smoke goes into the water, where it’s cooled and condensed, then continues to cool as it moves up the long neck to the smoker’s mouth. The bong will fill with smoke as long as there is suction between your mouth and the smoldering bowl. To end the suction, the stem is removed so clean air can replace the smoke as you inhale it. In order to not waste smoke, you should know how much you can inhale compared to the volume of the bong. Bongs can be filled with ice to cool the smoke further or have multiple chambers and twisty necks. They are much easier on the lungs than pipes or bubblers. They are also large, cumbersome, easy to break, hard to hide, and can be expensive. A character that owns a bong is a dedicated weed smoker with their own space where they don’t need to hide it, and the quality or lavishness of the bong will say a lot. Broke characters could improvise a bong by cutting a hole in a plastic bottle and inserting a tin foil funnel. That is janky as hell.

Finally, vaping cannabis took off in popularity at the same time as vaping tobacco. Cannabis oil cartridges are installed into a small vape pen, which can then be smoked somewhat discretely (less smelly than smoke, but it still smells!) with supposedly less damage to the lungs.

Effects

Different people react differently, much of which is based on their physiology and their mental state. Anxious people may become more anxious. Depressed people may become more lethargic. Affectionate people might get cuddly. Here’s some key elements:

Stoned/Faded: Reaction times slow. Memory becomes worse. Time perception is altered. You might repeat the same conversation over and over. The body feels heavy. Everything seems funny. You might become hyperfocused on something very specific or become intensely immersed in a story or TV show. Imagination and creative thinking improve. You may feel sleepy or serene.

Paranoia: Paradoxically, cannabis can create anxious paranoia, usually related to worrying that everyone can tell you’re high. The world looks very different to you, so it’s hard to imagine that you don’t look different to it. Slow reaction times mean that you might not notice someone moving until they already have, which can be startling and make you jump.

The Munchies: Cannabis is useful for people with appetite or nausea issues because it does cause cravings and the urge to eat. It doesn’t cause hunger, just intense craving. The intense focus of being stoned lets you focus on flavors more, which means food usually tastes better.

Baked: This term is synonymous with ‘stoned’ but it also implies some unpleasant side effects, like dry or bloodshot eyes, smoke-rough throats and voices, and an oppressive laziness that makes it hard to do things.

Second Stoning: Happens to some people, not all. Because THC bonds with fats, if you consume fats while you’re stoned, it will become bonded with those fats as they’re stored in your body. Your body fat works on a first-in-last-out system, so if you burn fat the day after toking up, the THC will be released into your system, causing you to get high again.

Is there anything I missed? Let me know!

[aftersamu]

HAIKYUU BOYS AS [MODERN] HIGH SCHOOL BOYS a/n: i'm talking about a level of realism that has been ignored for so long, but super accurate because i am in high school and i know everything. keep in mind, they are teenage boys! they're not angels! they're evil incarnate.

ATSUMU ➢ the guy who carries around the speaker it's the big jbl speaker with the strap. always playing drake, uzi vert, carti, the weeknd, or 21 savage – sometimes there's a sprinkle of UK drill or afro beats. on the way to class there's always something playing.

HANAMAKI ➢ the guy who never shows up we all question how he managed to graduate. the last time he's attended a full week of school was when he was 15. he skips days on end, and shows up on his study hall days.

MATSUKAWA ➢ the plug he's stocked up. disposable vapes, e-liquid, cigarettes, weed. whatever his friends, or underclassmen needs, he's got. he pockets all his lunch money, is not stingy with prices, but always has the best flavours.

SUNA ➢ always late to class he walks slow. in the morning, he takes a detour around the school showing up 25 minutes late and blames it on the bus. always late to exams, and teachers have given up on him.

KUROO ➢ the whore he pulls, and is famous for it. a sort of playboy with charm but bad pick-up lines and doesn't know how to flirt. it's amazing how he gets by with the lack of game.

YAMAGUCHI ➢ the guy who gets adopted by a group of girls there's always one. it's a group of girls that have made him their own, he gets invited to the girls nights in, he knows all the gossip and drama. he watched pen15 when he was younger, and now realised how accurate it is.

IWAIZUMI ➢ dry as fuck don't try to talk to this guy. he doesn't speak unless you're close friends. he's super quiet and just kind of stares. he is dry as fuck, there's no way anyone – other than the bros – can have a proper conversation with him.

OIKAWA ➢ takes P.E / gym too seriously we get it! you like sports, but calm the fuck down. when people find out they're sharing a class with him, they groan and dread it. he's too competitive for his own good and easily becomes the enemy.

AKAASHI ➢ the IB student. complains about work load and getting a five on his summative. hates CAS but consistently meets expectations, wrote his extended essay in a night. says he needs to study but spends more time partying on the weekends. he can be an academic and still be a normal (popular) high school guy, remember that.

[submissivefeminist]

Soo total hits are 60?? We gotta be super feeeling it right?

boy oh boy let's play with Maths!

I did 10 hits for the first ten asks + 2 hits/ask for 10 15? more asks so 30 more + 3 hits for 25 through this ask (31) soooo 21 more = 61 vape hits???? math??/

Plus 1.5g of flower on my joint trip outside just now. Plus a few hits in between asks tbh. it's been quite the day.

woof!

420 Ask Game 🌿 1 Ask = 3 Hits

[natdoespolls]

Idk if I’m late to this but i’ve got some lesser-known dndads quotes if I’m not (sorry this is very long lol):

Darryl:

Glenn doesn’t care that his kid smokes weed, but at least he would have killed Hitler (season 1 episode 44)

I just really wanted to eat some bread, and they’re not going to give us bread if we tell them that their son died (season 1 episode 63)

Henry:

I SILENCE HIS DUMBASS WITH A KISS (season 1 episode 1)

Darryl, what do your dilf eyes see? (season 1 episode 14)

Let’s table the soccer versus football versus vaping conversation (season 1 episode 18)

You always start at the asshole of the tuna can (season 1 episode 19)

What the frickin’ ding dang gosh dark dilly willy heckin’ shark tooth banana chicanery hootin’ tootin’ raspberry frickin FUCK are you two doing here?? (season 1 episode 41)

Why is everyone getting hotter but ME?? (season 1 episode 54)

Ron:

Grant, buddy, I’m going to give you some advice. It’s something Glenn and I were talking about when we were in the toilet (season 1, episode 18)

Glenn:

I’ll die happy, baby. I’ll see my son in Hell, BITCH (season 1, episode 60)

Tell Darryl: Good news! I died and I went to Hell! (season 1, episode 68 pt 1)

Season 1 NPCS:

I have seen your futures. And they are very, very stupid. —Bill Close (season 1 episode 6)

I don’t need to love myself because I. Love. ANIME!! —Well Actually (season 1 episode 55)

I think this concert’s going to be full of FOMO. It’s going to be full of: Fire, Opportunity, Murder… Other thing —Scam Actually (season 1 episode 63)

Carrots are fucking dope —Erin O’Neil (season 1 episode 33)

I’m babysitting the weird knife boy?—Nicolas (Foster) (season 1 episode 55)

I fuckin’ beat ass, this kid (gesturing to Nicolas) sucks —Paeden (season 1 episode 50)

Link:

Let’s just take a break here for a moment. Fuck the car, are you saying you could turn any one of us into spider-man at any moment?? (season 2 episode 15)

She’s not supposed yo be IN THERE!! (season 2 episode 30)

ATMOD:

This is why I don’t have tuberculosis —Stud (chapter 3)

Sir, I’ll let you know I’m not just a train virgin —Robert (chapter 2)

Also some Anthony quotes because there are so many good ones:

You wouldn’t want to tap dance threateningly in this situation (atmod chapter 3)

There is no way on god’s green earth I am going to describe your dick sizes (season 1 episode 4)

Flesh is subjective (season 1 episode 21)

Henry’s body reacts the way that anybody’s would when being licked by a stranger, which is to say, not significantly (season 1 episode 57)

You can know about my ass, you can’t know about my heart (season 1 episode 60)

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bad ass is a good guy with a good ass (season 1 episode 65)

And then you get a room together, and you don’t train, you just fuck (season 1 episode 65)

Again sorry this is super long but I had a bunch of these saved and I wanted to send some in

These are some deep cuts, I love it!!! I had forgotten about some of these moments. They’ve all been added :)

[triggeringtommy]

baked as fuck thinkin bout twisted tea n how im super chronically ill so i can’t drink it sends me 2 the ER every time from vomiting.. But i just turned 21 and im frustrated that i can’t do what i want even if it’s gonna slowly kill me like so what if my lungs crystallize from vaping and so what if i throw up til i literally pass out from how much I vomit like I don’t fucking care I’m so depressed i just wanna distraction that makes me feel something even if it’s bad for me /:

[benefits1986]

Sept 21. Isa sa mga paboritong araw ng nanay ko kasi raw binyag ko. Tawang-tawa naman din ako kasi naka red and blue drip ako today ng hindi ko sadya. Lol. And so natupad na rin ang quantum jump namin ni mother dragon V1 to the tune of nood Miss Saigon one more time after its first pasavogue in MNL back in 1999.

Jusq. Syempre there's a lot to unpack kasi naman iba talaga ang atake ng cast after 25 years. First, body positivity 1000000 vs noon na kelangan talaga non-fat version yung mga actresses. Really a worl apart from the OG which I super loovveeee. Super hilo pa ako kasi nga wala tayong tulog, but v. good day today becauase di super humid tapos hindi super jampacked kahit F1 weekend. Tawang-tawa talaga ako sa myth ng Singapura. Cheee. Hahahahahahaha. And since Malaysia is my go to na underrated food spot because ang mura talaga saka pasok na sa panlasang Pinas kahit paano minus the price tag, thank you, next.

I will do a deep dive on Miss Saigon 2024 some other time. Biking naman... oks lang din. Integrated bike lanes which is good kaso not a fan din of biking sa city. Grabe lang talaga tong araw na to as a super saktp sa mga paganaps ng nanay ko at syempre sa akin na rin.

Plus, hassle na iniwan ko vape ko para sure na di ako matempt mag huff and puff sa travel na ito. Hindi ko sure kung kaya ko. :((( Abangan!

[hospitalterrorizer]

diary365

9/20-21/24

friday - saturday

very tired, woke up super early for no reason today.

but that is a #good thing.

i just made something funny on a lark but i actually really really like it, look at this gif of my friend i just made, a series of pics i took one night:

it feels mostly really funny but it expresses like actual pain / struggle, and he really was just acting... it's super kinetic, i wanna experiment with this now as a way to make moving images. it's just something everyone's done already i guess but it feels like, more precise than editing video. the raw materials are fewer, so it feels more like i can work with montage easier almost? create assemblages which link up strangely, even... hummmmm. exciting!!! the next step would be to i think attempt one with images i have, flickering between scenes/sequences, on either side of another image in the center... something such as that. one thing i wanna avoid is the retro-ism of some stuff i've seen out there like this, where it takes on a quality of being like, well i just want to avoid it being weirdcore or whatever, or like those videos people make where it's like a point and click adventure game.

anyway here is the weird vape:

the cronenvape...

i worked on music today, too, i wrote some drum parts for 2 songs. very excited about that... some parts are very weird re: time signatures so i'm gonna really struggle doing vocals on those parts!!! yay!!!!

since i'm probably on a bit of a better sleep schedule, i'll get to actually being regular about other work and reading and stuff. but to maintain that, i ought to go now, not much to say today, other than i feel better, i cooked, i am always happier when i cook. how strange is that? not strange at all probably.

like i said though, sleepy, i was falling asleep sitting here a bit ago, i guess before going i will run thru my tracks and see which ones i might want to go back to fiddling with, there's one i fiddled with and maybe it's a good idea to try the new guitar plugin on it, as long as i keep that plugin as a sub layer instead of being the main body of the sound.

oh, also i found out what these are called, finally:

pinky st. / pinky:st... i really want one tobehonest!! they're cute and ugly, so that's perfect to me.

there's one track i exported from today, it has no bass or other synths, just drums + guitar, because i wanted to see how it sounded, it's like insane,,, i think one thing i may wanna try is using a duplicate of the amp sim and then running it w/ no cab sim and then using an impulse response or pro-r2 or something to try and get a more natural low end focused sound as a layer? i dunno, we'll see. i should just leave it until i add bass and stuff, it might be really good and not really need that.

i think maybe i should try it out as a layer on an earlier problem song as well... perhaps... maybe... it can't really hurt, so i'll see how that goes, i just kind of want the sounds to have a little more... i want the amplification to just sound better, and grottier stranger distortions, it seems like it can get clangorous. it also seems like it can be rather thin and i might wanna try doing some pre eqing before amplifying in the plugin, to increase the thickness a bit, maybe.

but now it is time to sleep,

so,

byebye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aduck8myshoes]

Ady finally watches The Untamed: Episode 21

so are we going to actually get to see any of his burial mounds time learning to do this shit because I feel like that's a very cool thing they entirely skipped over

Nie Huaisang! It's been a hot minute bird guy, what you been up to?

The Clench™ is also back! hell yeah now it's a party!

we didn't even get to see wen chao die, i was looking forward to that ngl

you do not get to be sad and pouty that he's not there honey, you broke up with him

jc: hey man, your pining for the bf you broke up with is really harshing the party vibes, plus you didn't bring your sword to Cool Swords club, what gives?

"old flame" [ship music starts playing][cut to lan zhan] i see you show

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOUP ON YOU AT ALL TIMES?????

baby girl i do not think you are handling this. i think your flute habit might be a problem

Xichen: "hey your crush is giving off super evil vibes, what's that about" Lan Zhan: "don't worry about it. totally unrelated, hypothetically, is dating someone giving off super evil vibes against the rules?"

oh shit, soup girl caught me pining

why are you hitting a cursed vape instead of coming to Cool Swords club babe?

[editsd00dl3z]

To those saying "This won't happen what kid has access to this stuff?" You are dead wrong.

I got my hands on a vape as an appetite suppressant and vaped every day for 4 months and had to quit because I broke up with my plug. I miss nicotine so badly and I'm afraid that I may have fucked up my brain chemistry from it. I fear the day I turn 21 because yeah you know what? It does work as a suppressant and that's dangerous to the Ed brain.

Kids can get their hands on it. My online friend was 15 and despite being homeschooled she still managed to get her hands on a vape and has been actively vaping for 2 years. It's easily accessible and will fuck your life up.

I swear I still get a craving for nic every time I'm scrolling some m3alsp0 and see a vape. Mango flavored cancer is tasty and kids get addicted super fast.

One of the only big things I dislike about this community is the romanticization of vaping/smoking. Like I know it's an appetite suppressant but whether you like it or not there are impressionable kids on here and seeing vapes tagged as me4lsp0 is going to cause some 14y/o to get tempted into buying one and getting addicted. You don't want 4n4 and cancer.

[caliconnected]

Top 10 Vape Batteries for Cartridges

As vaping technology continues to evolve, so does the popularity of concentrates and prefilled cartridges. As a result, finding the best vape pen for prefilled cartridges has become increasingly difficult in a market flooded with new vape pens and 510 thread batteries.

A 510 thread battery is designed solely for the purpose of vaping prefilled wax and oil cartridges. These devices have tons of nicknames and you might hear them being referred to as a vape pen, vape pen battery, 510 thread battery, cartridge vape pen, 510 vape pen, and many others. Each of these vape batteries serve the same purpose.

Best Vape Pen for Prefilled Cartridges

To help you filter the best from the rest, we’ve curated this list of the top ten vape batteries for sale this year. Every vape battery on this list was carefully selected for providing exceptional performance, customization options, and innovative features.

1. Yocan UNI Pro 2.0 - Universal Cartridge Vaporizer

The Yocan UNI Pro 2.0 earns its spot at the top of our list with dependable durability and sleek palm-sized design. This universal cartridge vaporizer is designed to accommodate cartridges of various sizes (height & width), ensuring compatibility with a wide range of brands. Its standout feature is the adjustable cartridge holder, which allows you to customize the fit for a secure hold.

This best-selling vape pen battery has a durable metal body that can withstand drops, which is perfect for on the go vaping. With multiple voltage settings, a vivid OLED screen, and precise temperature control, the UNI Pro 2.0 is a true game-changer in the world of 510 thread batteries.

2. Pulsar GiGi H2O Cartridge Battery

The Pulsar GiGi H2O is a unique and innovative 510 thread battery that takes vaping cartridges to the next level. This vape battery comes with a water pipe adapter that allows you to seamlessly connect it to your favorite bong or dab rig to enjoy smoother, water-filtered vapor. Of course you can still use the GiGi without the need for a water pipe when needed.

The Pulsar GiGi H2O offers variable voltage settings and a preheat function, making it more versatile for oils of all consistencies. The compact size, affordable price, and user-friendly design of this 510 thread battery makes it an excellent choice for those who value portability and enhanced performance.

3. Rokin Dial 510 Vape Battery

The Rokin Dial Vape Battery is designed with simplicity and convenience in mind. The standout feature of the Rokin Dial is its unique dial control on the front of the device, which allows you to adjust the voltage across 21 different heat settings. This feature is perfect for users who want to fine-tune their vapor and switch between extracting the best flavors and producing massive clouds of vapor.

The Rokin Dial Vape Battery uses auto draw technology that heats up as soon as you begin inhaling from your cartridge, so it’s always ready to go at a moment’s notice. Precision heating combined with ease of use make the Rokin Dial a superior 510 thread battery for all cartridge enthusiasts.

4. Wulf Mods Micro Plus Cartridge Vaporizer

Wulf Mods presents the Micro Plus Cartridge Vaporizer, known for its extreme portability and reliable performance. This super compact and lightweight vape battery is designed specifically for 510 thread cartridges and its key feature is the rapid preheating function, ensuring that you can start vaping without delay.

The Wulf Mods Micro Plus is currently the smallest and most portable vape battery we offer standing at two inches tall by just one inch wide. The open design allows you to always keep an eye on your oil levels and can hold nearly any 510 thread cartridge on the market (does not fit extra wide carts). The Wulf Mods Micro Plus is a highly affordable option and ideal for those who don’t want to be weighed down by their 510 thread battery while out and about.

5. Pulsar DuploCart H2O Cartridge Battery

Pulsar’s DuploCart H2O Vaporizer is another remarkable 510 thread battery that combines innovation and customization. Unlike the other options on this list, the DuploCart has TWO 510 thread connections that allow you to connect two different cartridges! Mix and match flavors or double the potency, the choice if yours. Your prefilled carts are loaded shotgun-style into the bottom of the vape battery and pushed into the DuploCart’s protective exterior.

This highly unique vape battery for cartridges also comes with a water pipe adapter, allowing for water-filtered hits when connected to your bong or dab rig. It boasts variable voltage settings and a convenient preheat function for a tailored vaping experience. The DuploCart H2O’s double cartridge design and water pipe attachment make it a fantastic choice for cartridge enthusiasts who appreciate versatility.  

6. Kind Pen Twist Vape Battery + Smart USB

The Kind Pen Twist Vape Battery is an affordable, user-friendly 510 battery offering a straightforward yet reliable vaping experience. One of this vape battery’s top features is the adjustable voltage settings that can be changed with a simple twist mechanism at the pen’s tip, giving users control over their temperature right at their fingetips. 

The Kind Pen Twist also comes with a smart USB charger that ensures efficient charging and prolongs battery life by not overcharging the battery. This combination of affordability and simplicity makes The Kind Pen Twist a great choice for beginners who vape on the go.

7. Stache Transparent Vape Pen Battery

Stache Products offers simplicity and a modern design at a very low price with their Transparent Vape Pen Battery. This sleek and discreet 510 thread battery is perfect for those who prefer a pocket-friendly, minimalist design without being too basic.

The Stache Products Transparent Vape Battery features single-button controls with multiple heat settings that caters to different oils densities and user preferences. This vape pen battery pairs well with the ConNectar, a unique dabbing accessory from Stache Products that converts any 510 vape pen into a nectar collector.

8. Kind Pen HighKey Cartridge Vaporizer

The Kind Pen HighKey Vape Battery immediately stands out for its discreet design that looks exactly like a normal key fob. This 510 thread battery can be attached to any keychain loop and left in plain sight so it’s perfect for anyone who values discretion and portability.

The Kind Pen HighKey offers adjustable heat settings and a preheat function so your first hit is always just as satisfying as the last. The straightforward one-button operation, convenient USB charging, incognito design make this vape battery another top choice for both beginners and experienced users.

9. PRTBL Nando Cartridge Vaporizer

The PRTBL Nando Cartridge Vaporizer is another durable and stylish 510 thread battery option. The standout features on this unit are the aluminum body and the larger than normal 700 mAh battery that can hold a charge much longer than other vape batteries for sale.

The PRTBL Nando is also equipped with rapid USB-C charging that allows you to quickly recharge the vape battery in no time. With customizable voltage settings and a compact, easy-to-carry design, the Nando Cartridge Vaporizer is perfect for those who appreciate both performance and aesthetics.

10. CCELL Sandwave Cartridge Vaporizer

CCELL’s Sandwave Cartridge Vaporizer is one of the latest releases on our list and is quickly becoming known for its reliability and style. The first thing that draws your attention to this vape battery are the distinct colorways available on the sleek silicone body. The silicone body offers an ergonomic grip while in use and will protect the vape battery and prefilled cartridge if accidentally dropped.

The CCELL Sandwave Vape Battery is always ready to go using auto-draw technology that allows you to puff hands-free. It has three voltage settings to customize your heat to different oil consistencies, or just to increase the size of your hits. The Sandwave Vaporizer is an ideal 510 thread battery for users who prioritize durability and a hassle-free vaping experience.

Top 10 Vape Batteries: Wrapping it Up

Choosing the best vape pen for prefilled cartridges will greatly impact your overall experience. Each 510 thread battery in our top ten list caters to a wide range of preferences, from those who seek versatility and customization to those who value simplicity and style.

These devices are guaranteed to enhance your vaping journey with their innovative features, reliability, and performance. With the right 510 thread battery, you can enjoy the full flavor and effects of your favorite prefilled cartridges, making every session satisfying and enjoyable.

[vapemoon]

Vape Ban Sees Millions of Disposables Potentially Headin

Retailers brace for influx of electronic waste as New Zealand cracks down on vapes. With less than a week until sweeping regulations, stores scramble to sell or dispose leftover stock. But health groups say public benefit outweighs short-term waste woes.

Fire Sales Raise Concerns of Stockpiling and Youth Access

As vape stores rush to clear shelves before December 21, ultra-cheap deals have drawn criticism. "Get them while you can" promotions advertised across the sector, with disposables priced from as low as $2 each.

"It's just all about profit," said Letitia Harding of the Asthma Foundation. She worries super discounts enable underage users to amass huge supplies. And with disposables containing over 50mg/ml of nicotine - the same as 1.5 packs of cigarettes - accessibility fears mount.

Retailers contend fire sales prevent waste, not intensify it. "Stocking up means vapes keep people from smoking," said Vapo's Ben Pryor. "Customers rely on these products to stay smokefree." Plus, without quick turnover tactics, millions of devices may simply "end up in landfills."

But the Ministry of Health claims appropriate phase-out times were given. Announced in June then set for September, the three-month compliance period was pushed back when regulations were delayed. And the initial notice enabled contingency planning too.

Chaos Looms as 10 Million Vapes Face the Tip

With days until D-day, chaos abounds inside the sector set for a seismic shakeup. "It's a real conundrum," said Morris Lazootin of The Vape Shop. His stores may bin 300,000 products, valuing $7 million. And combined with packaging and vape liquids, he stares down "an ocean of waste."

Industry discussions estimate between 8 to 10 million disposable devices now destined for landfills nationwide. "Or even the blackmarket," Lazootin added. As profitability plunges, legitimate retailers grapple with unintended consequences.

Some products will be offloaded overseas, where rules aren't so robust. But for many brands, bespoke designs inhibit international sales. "They're unsuitable for other markets," said Lazootin. It explains the rampant fire sales, where profits now eclipse sustainability.

The government contends disposables can still be sold if compliant. However emerging issues around waste suggest wider reforms may be on the cards. Vaping looks set for an Australian-style blanket ban suggested Christopher Luxon while in opposition. And with Labor plans to curb smoking now canned, scrutiny over vapes intensifies.

An Avalanche of Electronic Waste

Once the ban hits, the waste avalanche begins. From vaporizers to pods, e-liquids to batteries, millions of units will enter the trash stream. An "appalling" situation said environmentalist Sue Coutts, though she agrees curbs are overdue.

"We can't support business models that create waste with no real plan to manage it." Existing recycling initiatives capture a fraction of spent products too. And Coutts believes firms could have forged strategies well before this week's cliff edge.

Auckland Council also aired concerns about safety and pollution. "Vapes contain lithium batteries that can cause fires in rubbish trucks and landfills," said waste boss Parul Sood. Proper handling by manufacturers is now required, although not all have necessary recycling processes.

New Zealand already wrestles with surging vape litter too. From beaches to city centers, casual disposal is endemic, said waste monitoring group Litter Intelligence. "Vapes barely featured when we started. It's amazing how quickly behavior has changed," mused manager Ben Knight.

And compounding problems further, the vape waste crisis seen here reflects a microcosm of the global landscape. UK estimates show two disposable devices entering landfills per second. So while December 21 brings acute disposal headaches, it equally marks overdue emissions cuts in the longer-term.

Health Outweighs Waste Worries Say Advocates

Still, health lobbyists contend curbing vape access outweighs collateral damage. "The medium to long-term benefits far outweigh short-term waste costs," said Sue Coutts. Tighter standards also avoid New Zealand becoming a dumping ground for offshore traders' obsolete stock.

And disposables would ultimately landfill regardless said Letitia Harding. "Most of these products would end up in the rubbish system anyway," given their single-use design. Thus we must grab the opportunity to lower smoking rates via regulation - even if simultaneously swelling the nation's e-waste piles.

As for claims that vape curbs could boomerang back towards cigarettes, Robert Beaglehole disagrees. The chair of anti-smoking group ASH New Zealand says appropriate nicotine levels remain imperative for public health goals. And with vaping most prevalent among ex and dual users, maintaining cessation momentum is vital.

So while December 21 spells a toxic combination of red ink and overflowing waste bins for vape merchants, policymakers contend it paves the way for long-term gains. And with further reforms mooted by the new Labor government, more change still lies ahead.

[angelplummie]

Okay so like for starterssssss, I love getting represented as a chubby gal 🥺🥺 so I love you for writing that last Oikawa imagineeeee 😩😩😩

Soooo, I was wondering if I could request a plus size reader that really likes Kuroo, (and he’s like a super cliché bad boy🤰🏽) but he’s too embarrassed to be seen with Y/n. So she starts to hit on his friend or try to make him jealous. (I want you to add your own little idea here! But likeee, make her a baddie 😘😘)

Thanks baby 😚

HE’S A SCUMBAG DON’T YOU KNOW

KUROO X CHUBBY F!READER

Angsty?? kinda, a pinch of suggestive stuff

masterlist

post girlboss was referring to

a/n:i decided to go for emo / anger issues / definitely has punched a hole in his wall kuroo, just cuz i love writing losers, and i love seeing grown men cry. reader is like 20/21 just like college age yk, kuroo is 23 as stated in fic. p.s where my artic monkey hoes at

warnings: swearing, mentions of sex n specific sexual acts, suggestive stuff, uhhh bad boy but he’s not a (bad boy) he’s just a (bad) (boy) he’s just no good, like no fr never date guys like this, he may SEEM COOL and give you the dick but girl you will be so embarrassed once u realised u gave up the kitty for a man that genuinely believes tame impala and mac demarco are unheard of and calls himself an empath even though he’s mean to his mum every time she comes over to help with the laundry and has manipulated every girl he’s ever been in the vicinity of but i digress! on with the story!

“Kuroo-!” you yelped in surprised, bed bouncing beneath you. The second he had thrown you down, he ripped off his shirt and made a noise of frustration when he couldn’t shed his skinny jeans fast enough. Brows furrowed, he began hopping furiously to yank them off.

You laughed, much to his annoyance.

“You’re gonna hurt yourself if you keep up with that. What’s the rush?”

He sighed, and carefully pulled them off his ankles. Standing up straight, he seemed to have composed himself, with that cocky smirk on his rugged face. Your eyes trailed down his lean, long body. It was all you could do not to scream, he was so gorgeous. He took a few sweeping steps to where you lay, and got right on top of you, hands either side of your head. His eyes bore into you, it made you squirm internally, not that you would ever admit it.

“Just want you so bad, kitten.”

You barked out a laugh as if your heart didn’t jolt at his stupid pet name. It was such a stupid name, but coming from him it made you melt. Again, not like you’d ever admit it.

“Ew, Tetsu don’t call me kitten, it’s cr-“

He cut you off by leaning down and kissing you, you could feel his snake bites against your bottom lip. He groaned softly, shoving his tongue down your throat. He tasted like his sour apple vape, and his hair was soft when you ran your fingers through it. You could barely contain your butterflies, eyes squeezed closed.

“Come on babe, you know you like it.”

No matter how many times you and Kuroo hung out, it always felt so fresh. Maybe it was because he was exciting, or because he was a little bit wild, you didn’t know.

He leaned down closer to you, getting on his elbows, deepening the kiss. He pulled away and smirked at your breathlessness. With a slender, ring adorned hand, he reached beneath your top and cupped your tits over your bra. He gave them a sharp squeeze and started placing chaste kisses on your neck. He was considerate like that, didn’t leave hickeys because he knew they’d be hard to cover for you. He groaned as he jiggled the fat of your boobs in his hands,

“God, you have the nicest tits, babe.”

You had been dating for nearly 3 months now, if that was what it was. To be honest, you weren’t really sure what you were. You hang out all the time at his or your place, there was rarely a time when you didn’t have an ache between your legs, one way or another. He didn’t really take you on ‘dates’ but chatting to him was fun in itself, you didn’t need to go out to do that. He didn’t necessarily say romantic stuff either... but he didn’t not say romantic stuff either? He beat up your ex at a party one time! That had to mean something right? He exactly wouldn’t tell you how he felt but he showed you, kissing your cheek or tilting your chin up to look at him or kissing your neck or feeling you up. But that usually led to sex, so you couldn’t be certain. It wasn’t like you only screwed though, you watched your favourite movies together... although the last couple times he just started fingering you. You showed him your playlists? No no, he showed you his playlists, his sex playlists. There seemed to be a common theme here. But... there were times, afterwards, when he would pull in you so tight, tell you how good you were for him, how well you did, how pretty you looked. Any doubts you had were gone after a few hushed words on his tobacco reeking rickety old bed. You’d never really had a relationship like this before, but you assumed it was just because Kuroo was so chill. You were probably boyfriend and girlfriend, he just didn’t feel the need to announce it, he was laidback like that. So what if you guys had a lot of sex? Weren’t you a new couple? Wasn’t this just the honeymoon stage were you can’t get your hands off each other? You didn’t want to seem high maintenance and nag, so you let it be. He was sweet enough to you, right now everything was good.

Until it wasn’t.

A clatter sounded downstairs, the door slamming open against the hallway wall.

“Kuroo! Hey man, I brought some California!”, a voice called from bellow.

Kuroo broke away immediately, spit trailing from your neck to his pink lips.

“Shit, shit, shit, shit,” Kuroo mumbled, pushing off the bed and scrambling the pick up his discarded clothes and shove them back on.

You sat up, disgruntled, rearranging your bra strap from were he’d kneaded at it.

“What’s wrong? Who is that?”

He shot you a glance before continuing to yank back on his jeans.

“Uh, so change of plan, I can’t do tonight. I need you to go home. Discreetly.”

What?

“What? Tetsu, I’m already here,” you scoffed.

What was going on?

Why was he acting like this?

You had never seen him so... frantic.

“I know babe, and I’m really sorry about that, but my friends are here early than I said.”

“So? Can’t I meet your friends?”

He didn’t reply for a moment, just let out an exasperated breath, zipping up his fly.

“Well, yeah you can meet them, just not with me. I don’t want them knowing that I-“

He cut himself off, but you had heard enough to understand.

There was a beat of silence, only disturbed by Kuroo’s friends calling for him.

Your mouth hung open, and you scoffed in shock.

You shouldn’t be surprised really. It’s so obvious now that you think about it. So that’s what this was. That explains everything. He didn’t really like you, he was just using you. That’s why he didn’t take you anywhere, or why he didn’t show you he cared. It was because he didn’t. He wasn’t “afraid of getting close to people” or “emotionally distant”, he was just upfront about not giving two shits about you aside from your vagina. I guess he didn’t want his friends to know he was furiously screwing a fat girl any chance he got. He was embarrassed of you. You were something to be ashamed of. Your stomach jerked as you got to your feet. You were pissed, but that didn’t mean it didn’t really hurt. You had liked him. A lot.

“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

You could see the panic in his eyes, it was quite funny actually. Of course you new what it meant, but it still made you feel a little better to watch his eyes widen like that, to hold a shred of power over him.

“I mean- well I didn’t- come on babe you know I didn’t mean it like that-“ he laughed nervously, not noticing the footsteps in the landing. You rolled your eyes. You may have been naive, but you certainly weren’t going to fall for his shit again. Whatever he spouted.

“Don’t give me that bullshit. Just say it, your embarrassed of me.”

“Y/N, please, don’t you think-“

Two men burst through the door, one with spiked grey hair and one with fluffy black hair.

“Kuroo! What the hell are you doing up here we’ve been-“ the grey haired one, stopped when his eyes went from a shirtless Kuroo to you.

Your eyes flickered to Kuroo, he looked mortified.

“Ah. I see. Well, Akaashi, we better give these two some time, we can just-“

“Oh no, I was just leaving,” you grabbed your jacket from on top of his chest of drawers and turned back to the two men, putting on a big smile, adrenaline and fury spurring you on.

“I’m Y/N, by the way.”

Your eyes shot to Kuroo, who looking like get was about to shit himself.

“You probably haven’t heard of me, me and Kuroo have actually been having sex for three months. He kept it a secret because he’s embarrassed of me. We should hang out soon though!”

“Y/N-!” Kuroo yelled, exasperation clear in his tone, but you were already descending the stairs.

He came into the hall, hands rubbing his temples.

“Y/N just come talk for a second, I can-“

But he was cut off by the door slamming.

You got in your car parked outside and sped away.

The whir of the engine and the monotony of the roads cleared your mind a bit, a mist of anger still remaining.

You can’t believe you let yourself be tricked. you were a fully grown woman, but you had been reeled in hook, line and sinker. Not only had you been reeled in, you have been reeled in by a man that still had tik tok LED lights in his room and a fucking monster can collection at the age of 24 fucking years old. The more you thought about him, the more you realised how much of an emo loser he was. Of course you were still hurting, but it was more of the angry hurt you feel when it turns out your crush is homophobic or something (been there done that, don’t ask). He was a waste of oxygen, you had decided by the time you made it back to your apartment. A waste of perfectly good space that could most definitely not get the kitty anymore. You got inside your house, pulled on some comfies and got on facetime with your friends.You told them all about what happened, and they passionately bitched about him with you, confirming your suspicion that they never liked him in the first place. They also told you to forget about his existence, he wasn’t worth a slither of your brain power, he was dirt compared to you. All in all, you felt marginally better, saying goodbye to your friends while they still giggled about how stupid Kuroo’s hair was.

This was just a speed bump, you thought as you tucked yourself into bed, you would get over this.

Fast.

“Who’s Bokuto been talking to all night?” Yamamoto leaned over to ask Lev, shouting over the blaring music.

It was a week after you had thrown Kuroo to the curb, and he was out with a couple of volleyball friends, some from Nekoma, but there was also Bokuto with them.

“I’m not sure. I think it’s Y/N something? She’s in class. She’s pretty chill.”

Kuroo’s ears perked up, and he turned around to face his friends up against the bar.

“Bokuto’s talking to who?” he said through gritted teeth.

“Y/N. She goes to my-“

“I know who Y/N is,” kuroo snapped, taking a swig of the beer in his hand and scanning the dance floor for either one of you. He found bokuto first, shoulder against the wall, holding a drink as he leant down to have you whisper something in his ear. That’s when Kuroo paid attention to you. You looked... you looked gorgeous. He felt jealousy creep up inside him. How many times had you been out looking like that since you broke things off? How many guys had you slept with since? How dare Bokuto chat you up when he knew you two had been a thing? Wasn’t he meant to be Kuroo’s friend? As Kuroo wound himself up, you and bokuto continued your extremely pleasant conversation.

“I just wanna say, sorry about Kuroo. He’s a real bonehead, but we’ve been friends since high school so I can’t ditch him.”

You snorted into your cocktail.

“What?”

“Bonehead?”

He frowned and straightened up indignantly.

“Yeah, and? What’s wrong with bonehead?”

“No no, nothing, it’s just very Legally Blonde.”

He beamed down at you.

“I love Legally Blonde!”

“You do? Me too!”

This big beefy man was very cute, you had been talking for nearly three hours now, but you never ran out of things to say. And, aside from the obligatory introduction compliments, he had not made any move to try and get you into a wendy’s bathroom as quick as possible, which you couldn’t say of yours and kuroo’s first meeting.

He had dreamy eyes, you noted as he smiled for the nth time that night.

“Whose your favourite-?”

“What the fuck are you doing man?”

You glanced scathingly over to the familiar face of your old fling.

“What?” Bokuto asked back, clearly done with his friends bad boy shtick.

“Why are you talking to her when... when you know?”

“What’s there to know? I’m talking to her because I want to, and she wants to.”

He looked over to you for approval.

“Right?”

You nodded, a little nervous. You hated Kuroo’s guts, but you knew how weirdly possessive he was, you didn’t wanna cause trouble for Bokuto.

“See? Now I don’t think she wants to see you, right?”

He looked at you again. You nodded again.

“Ok? You guys are over, now are we done?”

Kuroo huffed. His eyes flitted from Bokuto to you, remembering you were there most likely, and he scowled.

“No, we aren’t done, what are you trying to pull anyway? Trying to piss me off by talking to someone I know? Are you really that petty? Well, your little plan is working, so just-just stop, ok?”

You felt like screaming. You had just come out here to have a nice time, not listen to Kuroo’s narcissistic whining.

“Can you just fuck off? Was I not clear enough or something? You’re dead to me, Kuroo. I’m just trying to have a nice night.”

Kuroo’s mouth gaped open. He had never been spoken to like that, never. He clenched his fists at his sides and his glare intensified.

“You’re lucky I gave you the time of day, fat ugly slut.”

He grabbed Bokuto’s shoulder roughly, turning him to face him completely.

“Hey man, thanks for clearing up my sloppy seconds, really good of you. Good to know I’ve got great friends like you.”

Those were the last things out of Kuroo’s mouth before bokuto landed a punch on his cheek, knocking him to the ground.

“You’re a fucking asshole man,” Bokuto grunted.

He stepped over where Kuroo lay, and held out a hand for you to step over too. You took it quietly and trailed along behind him to the door, fingers still locked. His hands were warm, and big. Kuroo’s face must hurt right now. The thought made you smile. He held the door open for you before sighing, resting his back against the wall. You stood in front of him, twiddling with your fingers.

“I am so sorry about that,” You apologised, embarrassed and shaken by the scene Kuroo had made, “I shouldn’t have wound him up, and I shouldn’t have talked to you after I knew you guys were friends, I promise I didn’t mean to start anything.”

“Don’t be, if anything I’m sorry for not making him leave right away. And either way,” he gently reached for your hand again, and you let him take it,”I’m glad you talked to me. I’d like it if you talked to me even more.”

DISCLAIMER FOR KUROO STANS!!!! I DONT THINK HIS HAIR IS STUPID!!! it’s just when ur bestie is going thru a break up or anything entailing a male you shit talk everything about him to high hell, doesn’t matter if he’s the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen. also i have no ill will towards kuroo nor any of the characters i write shit bag fan fics about i just like to complain any way i hope you enjoyed! reblogs and replies always appreciated!!!