#Sunburn problem

[anyonghalimaw]

u guys have no fucking idea how awful white tourists are hygiene wise like seriously. they dont know that theyre in the tropics and act lik they can get away with a bath every 3 days like NO YOU CANT! BITCH NASA PINAS KA MALIGO KA ANG ASIM NG AMOY NINYOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[basilbots]

My Swapped Immunity AU has a solid timeline but the lack of full swap AUs (where it’s straight up keep the lights off Sun is the more dangerous one) has me wanting to make aus within the au to cover all the scenarios in my head

[discocandles]

more customer service voice Damian hcs, bc it's been a bit.

After learning the "regular citizen" voice, Damian decides he has to master more accents and dialects, in case he's on a mission away from Gotham and needs to blend in. (This is the son of Batman we're talking about, of course he plans for these things). Over the summer Damian travels to large cities around the world, and familiarizes himself with their way of speaking.

Cass found out very early on and decided she's going with Damian, bc I think Cass would enjoy sightseeing. But after they were caught leaving for Moscow(and after Damian explained that he was doing this for research at least 7 times) it was decided someone should supervise them. Dick patrols Bludhaven, so that was a no. Jason and Tim were automatically out. Steph went to supervise them, but was exempt after they were arrested in Seoul. So Duke ended up being supervision, unless Dick was available to go with them.

This doesn't mean they didn't get into chaos bc of Duke. No, it's bc with Duke, they can be invisible and not be caught doing the chaos. Duke does enjoys the trips with them tho, mostly for the sightseeing and food.

One time, Cass convinced Bruce to join them(how, no one really knows. Cass is just magic like that). And they had a good time in Rio de Janeiro, tho Bruce was almost recognized a few times, and he would sometimes try to sneak off and work. Unfortunately, Cass's attempts to invite Babs weren't as fruitful, mostly bc she didn't understand why Damian wanted to actually go to those places instead of learning it through the chatter radios of those areas instead. Damian's only response was that it wasn't the same and being there changes everything about it.(he was actually doing both methods).

Damian, Cass, and Duke do run into Talia at one point. She was intrigued as to what her son was doing in Melbourne with Cassandra, and the newest child Bruce had taken in, but is by no means unhappy to see him. Duke on the other hand, is scared to meet Damian's mom, given her reputation. Damian and cass being so nonchalant about meeting up with her probs didn't help.

There was a small "hi, what are you doing here? Huh, what a coincidence." Type of conversation. And then Duke sticks out his hand and says a (very awkward) "it's nice to meet you, Ms. Al Ghul." Which Talia shakes and says (also very awkwardly) "Uh, Talia is fine. And nice to meet you as well, Duke." Then leaves. Damian was surprised, he's never seen his mother so blatantly awkward before. He's seen her at a loss for words, but she remained elegant as she pondered what to say next. But in that moment, she was shy and dare he say nervous. "Thomas, what did you do to my mother?" "What? I dunno man. I was more worried about her glaring a hole in my skull."

The only trip that Damian went on with someone besides Cass was his trip to England, bc he wanted to go with Alfred. While he knows Cass would do fine, Damian wants to learn as much as he can, and learning from someone who grew up there and is close to him is his best bet. This of course took a lot of work, bc as everyone knows, Alfred Pennyworth is the backbone of the Batfamily, so convincing both him and the rest of the family would take some time and effort. But after a promise from Bruce to not be up to his ears in work while they were gone, Babs noting she will enforce that promise, plus Jason and Duke vowing to protect Alfred's kitchen at all costs, Alfred went with Damian for a week to visit the UK(by far the longest trip Damian went on).

And while the trip wasn't perfect(Damian almost beat a man bloody for insulting Alfred, and lots of bad weather), it was by no means a bad time. Damian picked up the accent and slang almost automatically, Alfred met some of his old friends. By consequence, Damian learned a lot about what his grandfather did before meeting the Wayne family, which he will not retell in a promise to Alfred(but he will say he knows just to mess with the rest of the family)

Did Wayne manor crumble in Alfred's absence? Surprisingly no. For the first couple days, Bruce made good on his promise to take care of himself, but by day 4, Babs had to entirely disconnect the computer when it was time for Bruce to sleep. And if Cass didn't guilt-trip the hell out of him and Steph didn't bully him, he probably wouldn't have fully left the bat-cave. Duke and Jason were able to protect the kitchen for the most part. Jason often made the dinner, and Duke catered to the random cravings of the rest of the family. They did have to call Kate for backup twice, but the smoke alarms never went off.

Overall having to fill Alfred's shoes was a good bonding experience for the family, though not one they would ever try to replicate willingly.

So I think that's all for Damian Wayne's summer world tour.

[xoxochb]

I’m going to the beach today 😋

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

My body is so weird. Like I hardly ever get sick, I haven't been in Serious serious need of medical attention since I was four, I've never even broken a bone or anything and I'm generally very fit and in pretty good shape. But when I do get something worse than a very mild cold you bet it's fuckin everything at once. Muscle aches (normal, expected), a proper cold (annoying but I can deal), a bad sunburn that had me shivering and affected areas fuckin burn late at night (can't remember when I last got a sunburn at all and fuck it hurts), chest pain leading to a hospital visit in the middle of the night (kinda terrifying at the time, afawk I just managed to Somehow pull some muscles between my ribs and it's nothing dangerous but fuck man and breathing does hurt if I breathe too deeply) like. Whoah. Slow down a bit. Can we maybe have one after the other. And maybe not while on holiday for a few days. And maybe not the fuckign hospital in the bloody mountains so we have to drive an hour increasingly concerned bc chest pain can get really dangerous real quick and several relatives have, in fact, had heart or lung problems even if those had no genetic causes or sumn

Good news is 1. write, 2. we did get one cool mountain tour in, 3. a necessary experience for a writer tbh 4. due to driving at ass o'clock we got to see the most pretty stars and i caught 5 entire shooting stars i think

[that-ineffable-devil]

Fibromyalgia: Oh you've got an interview Tuesday and you want to spend the weekend preparing? Lol no FIBRO FLARE. Get misery nerd.

[l48yr1nth]

greddy will save the world. greddy save the world 2024

[milo-is-rambling]

Played the sims 4 until my eyes hurt and now I’m laying in bed kind of miserable

[bohobooks]

I'm melting. I'm burnt. I hate the sun. The sun hates me.

[sucktacular]

Someone I follow on Instagram is hosting a trans only pool party in New Jersey and it's not at all in my area (Toronto/GTA) but OHHHHHH myyyy GOOOODDD I wish it was 😭😭😭 I just wanna hang out with trans folk and swim together and have an amazing time!!!!

If y'all ever hear of events like that in the southern Ontario/western New York area please lemme know! If it's a pool/beach + some flavor of gay I want in on that!

[squirrelstone]

pov: you’re excited to go to the beach with your friends but you’re also Irish

[doodles-and-hedgehog]

Got my first sunburn of the year.. remember to use your sunlotion everyone! Don't go challenging the sun..

[wizardnuke]

im Obsessed with the mental image of caleb in a desert. eiselcross wasn't shit

[a-planet-around-procyon]

I’m very pale and this would be a lifesaver

Hat

[zoeyserpentluck]

“You are so pale you need spf 250” - my friend, 2024

[sincerelyang3l]

me when it was cloudy yesterday and I still got sunburnt