#Sugar-Free Candy Online

[diabeticcorner]

Cutting Sugar Made Easy: Buy Sugar Free Candy Online

Need some goodies that won't cause you guilt? Have you ever desired something sweet but turned away knowing it would be too sugary? If you have diabetes, follow the ketogenic diet, or are just trying to cut down on sugar, it might be difficult to find appealing options. You don't have to give up all your favourite snacks if you want to cut down on sugar. With shopping online now simpler than ever, you may fulfil your sweet needs without adding more sugar. Not sure where to start. Here are some reasons you may choose to purchase sugar-free candy online.

Great About Online Sugar-Free Candy Shopping

One of the nicest things about buying sugar-free confectionery online is how simple it is. You no longer have to dash from shop to store looking for the one brand with all of your preferred sugar-free items. Online sugar-free candy purchases allow you to locate a wide range of varieties all in one location.

Candy Devoid Of Sugar Allows You to Sample Novel Flavors.

Online sugar-free candy purchasing lets you explore novel and intriguing tastes you may not be able to get in your neighbourhood. Many online retailers provide unusual or hard-to-find names that play around with various tastes and combinations, so trying something new is feasible. Whether your taste is fruitish, sour, or chocolaty, you may discover sugar-free sweets that taste exactly as good as, or even better than, ordinary sweets with added sugar.

Your Health Benefits From Cutting Sugar.

From aiding in weight loss to providing more energy and improving your mood all around, cutting less sugar is beneficial for your health in many respects. Candy devoid of sugar helps you have treats without increasing your blood sugar level. Those on low-carb diets or those with diabetes will find this to be a fantastic option. Many sugar-free treats also include healthier for your blood sugar natural sweeteners like erythritol or stevia. This implies that you may still pursue your health objectives and enjoy the sweet flavours you appreciate.

Environmentally Friendly And Sustainable Packaging

Oftentimes, the packaging for sugar-free sweets purchased online is also environmentally beneficial. Many internet retailers are environmentally conscious and package their products in materials that may be organically broken down or recycled. Shopping at these stores not only gives you greater delights for yourself but also lets you contribute to the surroundings.

Conclusion

Reducing sugar is not difficult, particularly given that sugar-free candies may be easily obtained online. There are so many varieties to fulfil your sweet taste without feeling guilty; they are excellent for you, and they are easily obtained.

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[candyheaven0]

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[teacupwrites]

Vees with a Android Reader

Valentino

Valentino had plenty of servants around, such as Kitty

So he didn’t really need another little assistant

But what he did need was a maid

And Valentino isn’t the biggest fan of actual demons that can make mistakes, so he just went out and bought a cleaning android

You were pretty small, about 4’11 and came with a little maid dress and a feather duster

When Valentino first powered you on, he expected a cute little robot who’d follow his orders and not say a word

But you weren’t normal- far from it actually

The Moth Overlord was greeted with a bubbly little maid who would follow him around like a lost puppy whenever you weren’t deep cleaning the place like a maniac

You were eccentric, though obedient and that was what he mostly cared about

Vox nearly had a heart attack when he first met you as you immediately jumped up onto him to clean some dust upon his flat face

Whenever Vox was gone, and Valentino didn’t have anyone to rant to, he would always make a mess of his quarters whilst screaming his frustrations out to you as you quickly cleaned up his trash

Slowly but surely, Valentino grew fond of you, and even would gift you in new clothes or cleaning supplies whenever he was feeling charitable

He treats you better than his other employees, but he also thinks less of you, like you are an Imp or something like that, but he still likes you

“Darling I’m pretty sure that it’s clean,” he protested, looking down at your skittering figure as you darted from place to place in an attempt to keep everything tidy. 

He was elegantly perched on his couch, holding up a drink Kitty had brought over earlier, watching in amusement as you dashed around in a panic. There was a party happening, and you were eager to make sure everything looked nice

“No it isn’t!” you called back, snatching an empty glass and quickly stuffing it into the dishwasher. “Everything’s so dirty!” You crawled around with such speeds that Valentino might have mistaken you for a little bug, which was actually one of his many nicknames for you

“Whatever you say, ladybug,” 

Velvette

Long story short, Velvette was running out of patience 

She needed models to advertise, and all of them kept dying or were just outright ugly in the outfits she provided

After complaining to Vox for forever, he suggested that she buy a model bot

With some convincing, she actually listened, and went out and purchased one, which happened to be you

Though you were bland, so before powering you on she was quick to pazazz and doll you up

And when you did wake up, and did as your manual said, she was pleased

For once, Velvette was nice to someone, and it was a little robot who was constantly pasted onto billboards, commercials, and magazines all dressed in her products

She was chill with you, and you weren’t complaining about free makeup, perfume and clothing

The only thing was that she was very controlling, and liked to have you as her arm candy basically wherever she went

But it was nice to almost never be on the receiving end of her Cockney accent and British slang

 Not many people knew your name outside of the V tower, so people online nicknamed you Dolly, 

You didn’t really have a name actually, but Velvette enjoyed calling you things like: ‘Sweetheart’ “Dollface’ and ‘Sugar’

And very…very rarely, she will sometimes listen to your opinions, things you picked up on when working with her

“Ugh! All of this is trash!” Velvette snapped, stomping with a deep glare at the line up of demons who had crafted the clothing you were dressed up in. 

They all winced underneath her sharp and furious gaze, recoiling away from her quippy and sassy comments as she scolded the people. Meanwhile, you glanced over at something on the pile of clothing.

“Velvette?” you called, making her whip over to glare at you, to which you shyly pointed over to a black and hot pink crop top that sat atop the pile. “What if I matched that with the skirt?”

She seemed skeptical, but with a snap of your fingers, your sleeveless turtleneck was replaced by the crop top, which magically seemed to match the boots and the fitted skirt you wore

Never before had you seen Velvette so surprised before.

“Sweetheart you’re a genius!” she chirped, her frown switching to a bright smile in a second. Velvette then darted over to you, grabbing you by the side and pulling you into a side hug. “Alright- we’re gonna go get you some upgrades today just because of how smart you are.”

Vox

Vox is a lot different from the others simply because he had built you

Originally, you were going to be an assistant type of bot he was going to sell worldwide, with secret cameras in your optics so he could spy on more of Hell

But mistakes were made, and you, the first prototype, ended up adopting a personality he grew quick to enjoy

Though he did end up selling more advanced models like yourself, he kept you, the first

Instead, you were the main hostess of the News he kept up, as Vox was usually pretty busy

The people adored you, and Vox couldn’t just rid of you

Not that he’d want to- so he kept you

He was very attached to your original model, so you were usually denied when asking for upgrades to your system

Though sometimes, he would give you little things here and there

Switchable hands, Better cameras, cleaner plates, or better wiring

But Vox always refused when you asked for a different model

You would always stay in the same body, and he wasn’t backing out of that

He has a lot of nicknames up his sleeve, and enjoys your reactions when he brings in new ones

“Dearheart, Darling, Sugar, etc”

Overall, he’s probably the best to be owned by

[robin33r]

What about yhs being just stupid teens if we don't count the harboring trauma? (Part 1)

OG! YHS S1

• Sam and Taurtis probably at some point tried having bunk beds and they absolutely fought hard just to get it, they both ended up getting bottom bunk and grian took the top.

• JtheStar and Grian have had moments where they bonded and they still talked online after being put on witness protection

• Grian probably got forced to do like, matching trio costumes but you know damn well those were the best days despite how unusual it was done.

• Taurtis definitely had like, a tinder acc profile and it flopped BAD so he never messed with it out of sheer embarrassment and Grian + Sam never leave him alone about it

• Sam might pay for them to hang out with him but they do genuinely enjoy it, they just wanted a sugar daddy to pay for their stuff

• Sam absolutely probably got jealous whenever taurtis and grian hung out with their own friends or when they only hung out just the two of them. He fs took it personal when they didn't invite him ONCE

• In certain video games, Sam tried to be a DPS or a TANK but ended up needing to be a healer (he hates every moment of it but he definitely enjoys his friends needing him to save them)

• Taurtis focused way too much on ATK and SPD so now he's easily killable and now he's the dps

• Grians the tank and does solid defense, he also helps them with their builds and helps show them how they SHOULD be building their characters (they don't listen and sometimes he farms on his own)

• Taurtis tried stealing candy, ended up flunking bad and got caught so grian had to force him to apologize (they ended up finding out it was free anyways)

• Grian wasn't so fond of the fact Sam and Taurtis were so touchy but they ended up growing onto him and now it's like second nature to him and he shrieks the second he realizes they rubbed off on him and he enjoys their affection.

• Sam hallucinated Yuki ONCE. All of them stayed together and snuggled in bed like a family who didn't have money.

• Jay and Taurtis ended up talking again after they both found eachother during league of legends and they wouldn't stop talking to eachother for HOURS so that Sam and Grian had to rip off the computer from him

[cyanbugremix]

MOOT APPRECIATION POST

(I've been tagged in a couple of these and it's cute!! Plus, as an extra thing, I'm sharing stuff that remind me of you (all meant in a positive way ofc))

@angelfiedyaz - A purple, sparkly bow

@azzyangelfish - Strawberry Starburst or strawberry Jello

@chronically-online-italian - A jumbo 13-inch pencil

@floofdeloop - A sugar maple leaf with red on the tips

@free-boundsoul - Sparkly gel pencil grips

@huxleaf - A red, fuzzy, worm on a string

@idontwantmyfriendstofindit - A cozy, red, knitted scarf

@kinoi-lol - A glue stick (specifically with purple glue) and NERDS candy

@miyaheestar - An icy, two-toned, yellow and pink bouncy ball

@moronkyne - Star and butterfly raised stickers (the ones that are kinda puffy)

@mywilltoliveisdecreasing - Fire and the powder that makes it change color

@pandoraroid - A silver sapphire ring

@porters-fangs - Cherry Twizzler candy

@professionallyyappin - Eastern tiger swallowtail butterfly

@puffin-smoke - Polished brown Zircon (gemstone)

@romirola - A warm, rainy, summer afternoon

@sereh624 - A leather jacket with gold trim

@thatweirdomidas - A black Playstation 2 gaming controller

@unusualtacocat - A fluorescent, green question mark

@vind3miat0r - A pink lava lamp

@zeerohpunk - Those sinking 'dive rings' for pools

Love all of you!! <3<3

[avactors]

A quick rundown of the AU

In this AU "Animation vs" is a franchise consisting of movies (AvA), spinoff TV series (AvM), several specials (AvMath and AvPhysics) and webisodes (Actual Shorts). Outside of them every character are their own person with a different name, free to partake in other movies and interviews.

All characters are implied to be human and male, but you're free to interpret all of the writing as you wish.

Writing masterlist:

AvA6 trailer interview - Victim

AvA30 interview - King and Purple

AvA4 debut interview - The Color Gang

Characters:

Since all of the characters are real people, it's only fair that they would have real names as well. For now all of the real names will be labeled as "[character name]" for the ease of consumption.

Alan Becker - Director and one of the writers of the franchise, concept of which he had created during his senior year of college.

Victim - A rather well-established actor due to being one since early age, but one that suddenly disappeared from all the media after AvA1's sudden sucess, only coming back in the latest 6th installment. The reasons why he disappeared stay unknown

The Chosen one - A medium level actor, who directors always seek to hire together with [TDL] due to their on-screen chemistry and dynamic. Almost exclusively plays positive heroes, so AvA's role was a new experience for him.

The Dark Lord - Started his career at the same time as [Chosen], quite often auditioning for the same roles, which ended up in half-joking bickering behind the scenes, in which directors saw potential, hiring both to be opposing eachother as a hero and a villain. He is essnetially a real-life foil for [Chosen], even if they became good friend over such a long time working together.

The Second Coming - Has essentially zero roles before AvA, but is a long-term fan of the franchise, making an impression on Alan with his extensive knowledge of the franchise and sometimes over-the-top energy.

Red - Is the youngest of the Color Gang (they still have this name and it still was given by the fandom, they're just aware of it now) and so far didn't really play any major roles aside from one child comic relief in a series that had recently ended, making this his first serious role.

Yellow - The second oldest in the main gang, already had minor roles in a few movies, sharing some with [Blue] as well. That is his first time in the lead role, however.

Green - Is hardly an actor, only having appeared in sports shows on TV and online, but, being a fan of the franchise, he couldn't pass an opportunity. Refused to get a double and ended up making all of his stunts by himself. (Yellow and Green are both anime lovers and more often than not wear anime merch to interviews, making sure to match when they get interviewed together)

Blue - Wasn't actually that interested in auditioning, but after [Yellow]'s recommendation was taken to play the part. The part of Blue being a good cook actually came from [Blue], making all of his lunches for himself. Quite often sneaks out "netherwart" from the set. Other actors joke about him being actually addicted to it. (Netherwarts are an edible prop, made of sugar candy)

Purple - A rising star of the industry and a son of late [Orchid]. Was invited to star in the AvM series by Alan. Purple's backstroy in the series was partly inspired by [Purple]'s actual life events.

King Orange - An old-school actor, known and lowed by the fans, who was also invited in the series by Alan, but joined because of [Purple] and pressure from [Gold]. Is new to the series format, only really taking part in movies before AvM.

Gold - Is actually [King]'s son, who insisted on trying to play the part of Gold in the series and, much to his father's disstress, got the role. Essentially grew up with the franchise, so was extremely excited to be able to play. Also was brought to the set by [King] several times and grew really close to Purple who is much older, even calling him "brother".

[Orchid] - An actress and a singer who had died when [Purple] was just a teen, leaving him almost completely alone. Used to be good friends with [King], and also often brought [Purple] to various sets and got him to become an actor in future. (Her death resulted in [King] essencially adopting [Purple] as [Navy] was nowhere to be found)

The list of characters will be updated as new ones make an appearance.

[steviewashere]

One of my biggest (and admittedly nerdier) fascinations/special interests is lost media. Doesn't matter the type of media; it could be a TV show, animated children's movie, a commercial that premiered once and was subsequently vaulted, a religious show on a local public broadcasting channel, a misprint copy of a book, etc. etc.

I just love it all. Anyway. I want to share a lost media thing of my own that I remember interacting with at one point in my childhood, but has little to no attention on it. More on it below the cut, if you're interested.

If you were a kid (fuck it, any age) in the late '90s and into the 2000s/early 2010s specifically, you might've had one of these:

This is a Baby Bottle Pop. They are a sucker/sugar combo candy. Basically acting similar to FunDip; you suck on the lollipop top (the part that looks like the nipple for a baby bottle) and then dip it inside the bottle, where there's flavored sugar. Typically, the sugar is flavored something like strawberry or blue raspberry, something fruity. These are still produced; although, I haven't seen them on a grocery store shelf in years—seems like they're sold at special confectionary stores in malls now, like Lolli & Pops, but I haven't seen them next to Kit-Kats at the checkout stand since I was a kid.

Anyway.

Back in the early 2010s, Baby Bottle Pop had this promotional thing going on. Where, if you bought one of these candies, you'd be given an exclusive online code. (The cultural zeitgeist of late 2000s/early 2010s internet.) The online code gave you access to this MMO game, much like other exclusive online codes on products at the time—functionally similar to Webkinz, though you weren't redeeming a virtual pet to take care of.

You'd make an account via Baby Bottle Pop's website, babybottlepop.com, once you had access to the code. You needed a code from a purchased product in order to get in. (If the product wasn't purchased and you tried to use the code, it would be immediately invalidated as it hadn't been activated. Y'know, think of it as an inactive gift card). (Also, this is what really separated BBP's MMO from other advertised children's MMOs. Webkinz, you didn't have to purchase a pet in order to play, but it was cooler if you did. BBP required that you purchased a product or you couldn't play. Shitty, I know.)

Once in the game, you'd design an avatar that looked exactly like a baby, and then you'd have access to mini games, other player's avatars, and a point and click free roam world (highly similar to how Club Penguin functioned).

There is one commercial that I found from the Baby Bottle Pop campaign I'm thinking of. It's circa 2012, advertising the candy (of course) and then telling you that if you redeemed the code given to you, you could make what they called a "Crazy Baby."

That's it. It's a fifteen second commercial. The live action kids turn into Crazy Baby counterparts, the art style similar to that of the game. Featuring them complimenting each other on the way they eat their Baby Bottle Pops.

And, also, I don't even know if this commercial is advertising the MMO. It could just be advertising the exclusivity of making an online avatar. This commercial mentions nothing about roaming around a virtual world and making friends with other Crazy Baby players. But since it advertises something that could be similar or even exact to what I'm talking about, I'm bringing it up.

The only things I've found that mention or are on the same lines as this game/avatar creation are one article from 2008 (when the website first launched, I'm assuming?), this commercial, a post made on the r/LostMedia subreddit, and a singular twenty-five minute YouTube gameplay video.

Speaking of the gameplay video, it's from user, Crawler929. It's the only gameplay video I found. It's the only one other people have even mentioned. And while I'm a little skeptical of the commercial I linked, it's worth noting that this gameplay video and that commercial are from the same year, 2012. It's highly likely that those things are connected. Though, there was a promo campaign for another online game called Baby Bottle Pop Message in a Bottle from the late 2000s—probably 2009, as that is the posting year from the person who shared it. (And considering how the main child actress looks similar to Hannah Montana, the character from the show of the same name that was on air at the time, this year could be accurate).

Visiting the BBP website on the Internet Archive via the Wayback Machine is basically one huge error. You'll reach a turquoise and orange-accented screen with a load up bar with the word "Ruffle" on it, and then be met with a black screen. Scrolling up and down on the black screen leads you nowhere, it's basically just a void.

There's nothing else. No other part of this MMO shows up on the internet. The original site no longer exists, now replaced with something called Candy Mania. I'm assuming BBP is owned by the same company or is made by the same manufacturer as Push Pop, as Push Pop has a game on this site. BBP, though? There's barely anything, possibly nothing.

Honestly, I just wanted to share this because it's kinda crazy and kinda sad that stuff like this is just gone. But it's worth saying, too, that this game will most likely never exist again or be resurfaced. Games like this made for promotional events for products never last. They're around for like a year and then get shut down when the event is over. It's sad, but true.

These games also don't have the same sort of fanbases as other big MMOs for kids did at the time. They won't be remade like Club Penguin, ToonTown, or even The Pirates of The Caribbean Online were. Lost to time and also conglomerate company greed.

Anyway, this is just some nerd stuff that I'm into. And I have so many other lost media stories that I like talking about, but this is the only one that I actually have ever interacted with. A game I never thought I'd lose.

Protect all media types and archives, as you never know what could become lost media next.

[drritamarie]

Gluten-free, Vegan, Keto, Paleo Peanut Butter Cups Alternative

Heart-shaped chocolate and candies bring back memories of our childhood overindulgence, and maybe we still like them as adults. In addition to being delicious candies, these unusual candies may fuel our bodies and balance blood sugar. Peanut butter cups are a seasonal favorite, despite not being the healthiest treat. You can still enjoy your favorite chocolate candies without worrying about your health.

This dish is unlike any other vegan recipe you may come across online. Just as much as we love our bodies, these peanut butter cups also love yours. Enjoying this guilt-free, comforting delicacy during the love season is acceptable.

[castletown-cafe]

Castletown Café Episode 21: QC’s Hot Cocoa

Winter is here, and the holiday season is in full swing. Hot cocoa always seems to taste especially good this time of year. There’s just something about hot cocoa in December.....

QC’s Diner in the Light World serves hot cocoa with bunny-shaped marshmallows. Kris is given a free mug by the bunny waitress (presumably QC) after talking to her. However, they can’t bring themself to take even a sip....is it a reminder of a happier time before things went wrong?

(Theory speculation and spoilers in the below paragraph!)

We still don’t know exactly what happened to the Dreemurr and the Holiday families - but what we do know is that something terrible happened involving that bunker that traumatized Kris, Dess disappeared, Asgore lost his position as a police officer and ended up divorced from Toriel, who is still mad at him. Meanwhile, Asriel is away at college....or so we think. And that bunker will be the final Dark World that Kris, Susie, and Ralsei will explore...after all, it’s being built up since Chapter 1!

(End of speculation).

Quite a dark thing to bring up during such a time of year, but for some of us, the holiday season can be a little TOO merry and bright. Regardless, gotta bring up ties to the game before I talk about the featured recipe!

This is the perfect festive recipe, and even with almond milk, it’s still creamy and delicious. Only three ingredients went into the cocoa itself: unsweetened vanilla almond milk, milk chocolate chips, and a little extra vanilla extract for even more flavor. And that’s it! No need for extra sugar when there’s already sugar in the chocolate as well as the marshmallows and whipped cream.

To add some festive flair, the sides of the marshmallows were rolled in red and green colored sugar. The same colored sugars were sprinkled on top for garnish upon serving. You can also add a little peppermint extract if you want to make your hot cocoa a peppermint hot cocoa! Or add a candy cane in for extra garnish....okay, I’m getting carried away now!

The bunny-shaped marshmallows are relatively easy to do - just find a tiny bunny-shaped cookie cutter and cut regular large marshmallows into bunny shapes. This past Spring, I was lucky enough to find these cookie cutters from Holiday Home which included a bunny shape that was just the right size for marshmallows!

Fortunately, there are other places you can look online for tiny bunny cookie cutters, such as Etsy. Or you can even make your own! Making your own, however, will have to take a lot of practice as well as precision.

QC’S HOT COCOA:

1 & 1/2 cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk

1/2 cup milk chocolate chips

1/2 teaspoon vanilla

3 marshmallows, cut into bunny shapes

Red and green decorative sugar

Whipped cream

With an approximately 1-inch to 1 and 1/2 inch bunny-shaped cookie cutter, cut 3 regular-sized (or jumbo) marshmallows into bunny shapes.

Roll the sides in colorful sugar.

Heat almond milk in a saucepan over medium heat.

Stir in milk chocolate chips and let melt, stirring occasionally. Reduce heat if necessary. 

Once chocolate has melted and incorporated into the almond milk, forming your hot cocoa, stir in vanilla extract for extra vanilla flavor.

Pour into a 12 oz mug and top with whipped cream, colorful sugar, and bunny shaped marshmallows. Enjoy!

Have a joyous and merry season, everybody!

[saffronjades]

Fart Revenge

Amanda would prank Charlotte all the time. Ever since they became roommates, there has been at least one prank a week. Some are harmless, like the time she moved Charlotte's bed an inch to the right everyday until she noticed. Others end regretfully, like the time she locked the bathroom until Charlotte peed herself.

This day was the worst prank of all.

Amanda had found some sugar-free candy online that supposedly causes you to be gassy all day. She knew exactly what to do. You see, this idea extended beyond "farts are funny." This was much more than that. 2 days prior, Amanda and Charlotte were chatting, when something was revealed.

"I don't think anyone has heard me...pass gas in years. I'm mortified when it happens." Charlotte had avoided using the word 'fart' - That's far too crass for her taste; It was beneath her dignity. Of course, Amanda hadn't stopped thinking about this since she heard it. She started by trying to figure out what foods might make Charlotte start tooting, but when she came across this sugar-free miracle, she had to search no longer.

She purchased both sugar-free and regular versions. The sugar-free were placed in a bowl on the dining table, whilst she held the sugary versions in her hands. She didn't want to get herself gassy.

Amanda stood with her hand above the bowl, waiting for Charlotte to enter the room. As soon as she did, she retracted her hand, pretending she had just taken hers from the bowl. She popped one into her mouth, "Hey Charlotte," she spoke as she pretended like the food was no big deal.

"What are they?"

"Oh, I had some a while ago and loved them. Figured out the brand and got some more. They're mine though." Amanda knew that claiming they were hers would make Charlotte lose any suspicion.

Charlotte smiled, whilst reaching for the bowl. "Well I'm having some anyway," she laughed.

They sat for a while, eating and chatting. "I haven't even had much to eat today," Charlotte wondered aloud, "should I really be eating something sugary before proper food?"

Amanda knew that she should really be concerned about something else.

As Charlotte stood up for the first time since eating the candy, she stopped halfway. Frozen there in a half-stood half-sat position, her face scrunched up slightly.

"You good there, girl?"

"I don't know, just cramps I think."

A short, audible squeak left her backside. *Prrt*. Amanda burst out into laughter.

"I'm sorry, I didn't just... That wasn't," Charlotte struggled to find words. Flustered, she began to laugh, too, making the problem worse. With each sound of laughter, another squeak followed, matching her giggle.

*Prrt*, *prrrt*, *prt*, *bbrrrrppptttt*.

"Sorry," Charlotte caught her composure, "I don't know what's happening."

Amanda's grin grew wider, as her laugh calmed down a little. "Me either."

Charlottes eye's narrowed at her.

"Did you somehow do this?"

Amanda's eyes darted towards the bowl on the table. It was instinctive and accidental, but it was far more telling than her short and snappy "No."

But Charlotte pretended to play along. "Guess my stomach just isn't sitting right today."

She may be easily embarrassed. She may be shy about bodily functions. But above all else, Charlotte likes revenge. I mean, who doesn't?

As she walked past Amanda, she subtly pushed, right as Amanda's head was near her ass.

*Brrrrppppptttttt*.

"Fuck, excuse me," Charlotte smiled as she walked. Amanda could not see this, as she coughed at the slight smell lingering in the air.

Half an hour later, both were in their own bedrooms. Charlotte had farted almost non-stop since. Rubbing her stomach, she decided more revenge was needed. She also wanted to escape her own scent that was slowly taking over her room. She left to join Amanda in her room.

"Stopped ripping ass yet?"

"A little," Charlotte lied as she climbed onto Amanda's bed, "what are you up to?"

"Just finding a show to watch. Got a shit-ton to catch up on."

Charlotte wasn't listening to her - She was focussing on her stomach. Waiting for the next gurgle...

Then it hit her. Without warning, she grabbed the blanket, trapped the two of them inside, and allowed her bottom to relax.

*Pprrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt*.

She sighed with relief - The pressure escaping her felt amazing. She could feel every ounce of air leaving her guts. The smell was disgusting - The sugar-free substitute caused her fart's aroma to take on a rotten stink.

"What the fuck," Amanda screamed, "oh my god get me out of here," she laughed through the situation, despite choking on the scent.

"Want more?" Charlotte knew the answer would be 'No' - She did not care.

*Bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppptpttttttttt*.

A 10-second, wet fart erupted from her backside.

"OH MY GOD," Amanda managed to free herself, "your ass smells like death what the fuck."

"You're the one who fed me that sugar-free shit... Yeah, I figured it out!"

Despite freeing herself from the blanket, Amanda still smelt the lingering remnants in the air. Charlotte secretly let off a more discrete one.

*Ffffffffffff*.

"Get out of my room," Amanda wasn't angry, she knew she deserved this revenge. She couldn't help but smile at the situation, "get out! I can't stand the --" The smell hit her again as it got 10x stronger.

Charlotte laughed as Amanda gagged slightly.

"Did you just..."

"Yep. Silent but deadly."

Charlotte felt one more brewing. She lifted up one buttcheek, tensed her face slightly, and grunted.

*BBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppttttttttttttt*.

Neither of them knew how long it lasted. They both froze for the entire duration in disbelief. The wet fart continued for at least 15 seconds, sounding strong throughout. The stench was the worst, but neither of them even reacted to it - They were too stunned and distracted from the sheer length of it.

"Do you think we're even now?" Charlotte asked with a smirk on her face.

"Yeah," Amanda lied, already trying to think of her payback, "we're even."

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Axol and Garcello being bros

((this is mostly just dumb ideas I have that focus around my favorite Manga Artist and favorite smoker. Some are for Friendships in Death, some for The Demon of TAS Corp, some for the Revival AU, let’s begin))

*Axol and Garcello are chilling on a bench*

Mario: *runs past naked* I’M SO DRUNK I CAN BARELY SEE!

SMG4: DAMMIT MARIO PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!

FM: JAYWALKING!

Garcello: 0_0; u-uhm... Axol? did you just see-?

Axol: it’s a typical day in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Garcello: you mean this is normal???

Axol: oh yeah

***

Axol: *working on a drawing*

Melony: *sleeping on the couch*

*Garcello screams and runs in*

Garcello: WHERE’D MY BROWNIES GO??

Melony: you made brownies?

Garcello; not the kind you can have Melony.

Axol: *realizes* you made pot brownies??

Garcello: .... yes...

Axol: oh god, who could’ve taken them?

*Bob, Swag, and Mario are higher than kites*

***

Bob: so, you want to learn the way of the rap?

Garcello: uh, Bob, I had a music career before this. I’m just goofing off.

Bob: goofing off? *gets real close, whisper voice: the hood life ain’t no game Garcello*

Axol: oh my fucking god.

Garcello: ugh, why don’t you and I have a rap battle then?

Bob: bring it on.

*Headache, Nerves, Release and Fading later*

Bob: .... okay, you’re good.

Garcello: told you.

***

Axol: don’t give Toad any candy, he’d a sugar fiend.

Garcello: noted.

Toad: *going through sugar withdrawal* I NEED MY FIX!!

Axol: no.

Garcello: .... *gives him some gum*

Axol: dude!

Garcello; wait.

Toad: *chews, realizes spits it out* I THOUGHT THERE WAS SUGAR IN THERE!

Garcello: Nicotine gum’s sugar free.

Axol: pfft

***

Axol: okay, if you weren’t dating Chris, who would you go for?

Garcello: um...

Axol: imagine we’re all single, no one’s dating, who would you go for-

Garcello: Tari.

Axol: damn, you didn’t even hesitate.

Garcello: .... *looks away, blushing* .... and you.

Axol: wait what?

***

Axol: oh come on Gar, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Garcello: you were flirting with Melony

Axol: so? she’s my girlfriend

Garcello; you asked her if she was single.

Axol: ....

Garcello: and then you cried and clung to me when she said she wasn’t.

Axol: *sweats*

Mario: you are gay

***

Axol: just be yourself.

Garcello: be myself? Axol I have a day to win Chris over, how long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Desti: couple weeks

Spudnick: six months

Fred: Jury’s still out.

Garcello: see Axol? “Be myself,” what kind of garbage advice is that?

***

Niles: so lemme get this straight, you’re dating Chris, yet you also like both Tari and Axol?

Garcello: *rubs his arm, embarrassed* y-yeah...

Bob: Did I hear that right? Garcello has a thing for both Axol and Tari?

*Bob’s been filming*

Garcello: *pissed as he realizes* Bob you better delete that!

Bob: no way, this is going online!

Niles: .... AXOL! BOB’S TEACHING MELONY BAD WORDS AGAIN!

Bob: !!! wait-!

Axol: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Bob: oh crap!

***

Swag: hey Garcello

Garcello; yeah?

Swag: I find it ironic how you and I both know a guy named Chris.

Garcello: well Chris is a common name Swag.

Swag: I guess.

Garcello; though, your Chris just goes by Gordon on my phone.

Swag: ??? I don’t get it.

Chris Gordon: this is so you don’t confuse me with your boyfriend right?

Garcello; exactly.

Swag: lol you gay.

Axol: *outta nowhere* says the guy married to Sonic.

Swag: shut up.

***

Axol: you sure you wanna be Chonked?

Garcello; oh yeah.

Axol: *sighs* alright. *does the moves* Chonk-No-Jutsu!

*Garcello gets Chonked*

Axol: success!

Chonk!Garcello: *squee*

Mario: Luigi look I found some dinner

Luigi: MARIO WHAT THE FU-?

***

*Garcello and Melony sing Fading while Axol sits on the speakers*

***

Axol: shall we~?

Garcello: we shall~ oh Mario!

Mario: what’s up?

Axol: that old guy just stop your spaghetti.

*they see the old man hobo making off with Mario’s food*

Mario: ... Mario’s gonna do something very illegal

***

Axol: Mario get out of the garbage.

Garcello: why? that’s his home

Axol; *wheezes*

Mario: Mario wants to die.

***

Axol: let’s see how this can go.

Garcello: *has his guitar* want me to start Mario?

Mario: oh yeah!

Garcello: okay then. *ahem* *plays guitar* when I’m through with you, they’ll never find you’re body, and even if they did... all they’d find would be teeth. *grins*

Mario: 0_0 .... *plays guitar* I shit my pants

*both Axol and Garcello double over in laughter*

((that’s all I’ve got for now))

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Thess vs Projects & Acquisitions

Well, today’s already been a pretty good day. I mean, I haven’t been awake for long, but ... y’know, that’s part of why it’s been a good day.

Since I had the day off, I had earlier-than-usual mini watch party of The Legend of Vox Machina. (I have thoughts. I’ll ramble about all that later.) Slept in. Woke up and did the online ordering portion of my big grocery shop. Which was good because some of the things I wanted and needed were on special offer - like, the good gluten-free bread, just for example. Also picked up a few ingredients for something I really wanted to try - see, I’m a little fed up at how expensive hot chocolate mix is, and the supermarket own-brand stuff is kind of crap, and I tripped over a video awhile ago about how to make your own. So I’m going to do that. Which meant I needed a couple of storage containers of the right size to store the finished product ... though I could just use the old jars, which I’ve saved. Hmm. Thoughts for later, but honestly, with everything I get up to, I could use storage jars. Also I needed to hit Amazon anyway because I needed a safer candy thermometer than the one I have if I’m going to be making hard candy. Even the steam from heating sugar to hard crack point can be seriously painful, and my candy thermometer requires leaning too close to the pot for my liking.

Anyway, after that, I fulfilled a promise to myself - a promise that this paycheque, on sale or not, I was going to get my Gilmore’s Glorious Bathrobe. It’s time to retire my old one, which looks like I skinned a polka-dotted Muppet to get it. It’s served me well, my old Muppet, but one of the pockets is ripped halfway off and it’s all battered. Best part is, it was still on sale - to the point where even when I sprang for DPD next-day delivery service, it was still cheaper than the base price would have been if I’d bought it while not on sale! Which means I should have it tomorrow! So I am of a squee. That’s even not taking into account that apparently my bestie is throwing the Trinket slippers at me as an early birthday gift.

Look, right now, with the way things are? Being able to stay warm without turning on the heating is a serious bonus. And ... well, the shark socks didn’t work out - they were cheap crap and the soles kept shifting in weird ways so they’re not really wearable - and my lovely super-thick fleece socks are great for warming up my feet when I’m curling up in bed for the night but they’re thick enough that I can’t throw a pair of shoes over them to step out onto the balcony. Thus, two pairs of moderately warm socks and slippers. I’ve been making do with thinner socks so I had my eye on more slippers anyway. I was just getting jazzed about the Trinket slippers hitting the UK shop and thinking I could buy slippers and robe at the same time, when all of a sudden, “I’m letting you know that I’m getting you the Trinket slippers, so you don’t go ahead and buy them first - happy early birthday”. My bestie knows me too well. ^_^

Right. It’s been a productive day but I’ve still got shit to do. Need to go out and pick up painkillers and at least some groceries (delivery’s tomorrow but food is still needed today). So not much shit to do, but some. Tomorrow’s going to be the day for Doing Things, though - fruit to run through the dehydrator, making my hot chocolate mix, and running D&D. And Sunday’s the big group session. Lots to prep for, but hey.

[summertimeskinney]

lol just ranting

anyone else at the point where they are just maintaining even tho they arent even close to their ugw? bc im 130 rn and maintaining it but my ugw is at least 74/75 but im just at the point where im not always completely disgusted by my body because im looking at it more subjectively and i dont think i would look good skin and bone.. honestly i dont even know why im doing this anymore. Like i dont even remember why i started doing this in the first place. my hw was like 150-160 and the only reason i became aware of my weight was because authority figures in my life were pointing it out (according to my bmi i was only slightly overweight) I started losing weight rapidly in freshman year because i discovered proana and found a community of people who were in the same situation. and i was praised.. by everyone? i was starving, then i was binge/purging. how did i even end up like this? i mean ive never really had the best relationship with food but i was only overeating a bit. now i eat until i feel so sick that i puke or am in physical pain. i can make myself throw up on demand now? ive gone literal days without eating anything. like nothing at all besides diet soda, sugar free monster, and water. im at the point where my brain is in a constant battle between the decision to binge or starve. i'll just be minding my business than my brain will be like "if you were 80lbs it wouldn't be this way" or "you're so fat, it wouldn't even be hard to be 100lbs or less. like. what are you doing? why are you so heavy and gross?" it won't stop. and instead of starving like i used to i just binge, like all day. and i dont purge either.. i don't even know whats going on anymore. im not depressed like i used to be, but i can't get the thoughts out of my head. i guess you really are in it forever? i never really believed all the warning posts about how bad eds are and how you can never go back, or maybe i just ignored them. i cant even fathom what i really look like. i have body dysmorphia in all the ways. not only do i think that despite being 5' tall and 130 lbs i would fit into anything bigger than a small. i feel gross, but ik that when i go to the doctor she's going to say that i need to lose more weight because im 2 lbs from being in a normal bmi rage. despite my titties literally weighing almost 10lbs. but then i already have troubles fitting into clothes, most places don't carry more than a small or xs in person and almost never go over a small online. i am already an xs - small as an "overweight" person. I cant imagine how hard it would be to find clothes that actually fit me at 75 lbs soaking wet. i saw a video by jesse page today talking about how she always thought that to be a princess she had to be as delicate as possible and never take up space, but then how after gaining weight she fit her princess dresses better and relearned how to feel beautiful. i want to be a delicate little doll that you could toss around and never took up a whole seat. a pretty little doll that you had to be extra careful with because you didn't want me to break. ik its not good to feel this way but i can't change the temptation to forever be empty, live off candy and diet coke, and never eat real food again. to be more of an object than a human being. but then the logical side of my brain pipes in and is like hi, i dont care what i weigh but i want to have a strong healthy body with some good biceps. i dont know how to help myself or be normal.

anyways

im fasting n laxing tmrw bc i need a cleanse. lol bye

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OK, So THIS Is How To Make Sex A "Christmas Gift" This Year

Sex can actually be a pretty cool gift, if you include some of these tips.

Shellie R. Warren

Dec. 20, 2021 06:00PM EST

Fairly recently, I saw a tweet that cracked me up. Not because of the tweet itself but the comments (Black Twitter’s comment section is king!). I’ll let you peep the tweet for yourself and then guess what men said underneath it before actually looking to confirm your suspicions:

Take it how you want but I’ll be the first to stand in solidarity with my brothers that women who expect all of the finer things in life (I’m speaking to the ones that come with a price tag), only to turn around and only offer up sex on Christmas, Valentine’s Day, their anniversary and their man’s birthday are slightly scamming. Anyone who wants to give pushback, how would you feel if your man did that to you? That’s why I said that while I do think that sex is quite precious (extremely so), if you’re going to take the “Merry Christmas” approach to it without giving much else this year, there needs to be a lot of pre-planning and effort put into it in order to make things extra special.

So, whether money is a little on the tighter side right now or you want to present some holiday sex in a very special way, here are 15 things that will definitely keep your man from being like those dudes in the comment section were (if you catch my drift).

1. Stuff Some Stockings 

Stockings are a signature symbol for Christmas and since a “sexy Christmas” is the theme of this particular article, why don’t you and yours purchase a couple of ‘em and then fill them up with things like flavored condoms, DIY sex coupons, handcuffs, body paint, blindfolds, sex dice, massage candles, edible undies, a new sex toy, flavored lubricant and whatever else y’all’s sweet little hearts’ desire? If you like to move discreetly, virtually all of this stuff can be found online if you just put the name of what you’re looking for into the search field of your favorite search engine.

2. Play a Few Rounds of ’12 Sex Games of Christmas’

A cool way to spend some quality time with your partner is to play a couple of games. In the spirit of getting all hot ‘n bothered, one that you might want to purchase is called 12 Games of Christmas. With game titles like Please Go Down for Christmas and Rudolph the Romantic Sex Slave, how can it not, at the very least, pique your curiosity in the naughtiest way possible? You can get ithere.

3. Cop Some Peppermint-Flavored Lubricant

Remember how I mentioned lubricant in the stocking suggestion? If there is a signature scent (and flavor) for Christmas, peppermint would definitely have to be one of them, so why not get a tube of some peppermint-flavored lube? A fan favorite is Aloe Cadabra Natural Organic Personal Lube Edible Vegan Peppermint Tingle because it’s water-based (which makes it safe to use with latex condoms), it doesn’t mess with our pH and it tastes great although it’s sugar-free. If you’re interested, you can get ithere. 

Oh, and if you really want to take things to another level in the oral sex department, put a little lube where you want it and then put some oral sex pop candies into your mouth (you can find some here). Remember Pop Rocksfrom back in the day? Same thing. Different purpose. #wink

4. Bring in Some Mistletoe

What would a sexy Christmas be without at least one mistletoe, right? As far as where to get some, local home improvement stores, some arts and crafts stores and usually Walmart and Target carry them. Since we all know that the tradition is to kiss underneath it (and also since no one said that the kissing had to only be done on the mouth), how about putting your mistletoe in a place where you want a lot of the action to go down? Over your bed. On your showerhead (check out “So, This Is How To Make Shower Sex So Much Better”). In your kitchen. On top of your washing machine (don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!). On your bra. In your underwear. The possibilities are endless.

Just know that if your partner sees a mistletoe somewhere, there will absolutely be no confusion about what you want to transpire.

5. Get a Mini Christmas Tree and Hang Some Dirty Date Night Tokens from It

Whether you get a big tree every year or this year, you want to scale things down a bit, make things festive in your bedroom by investing in a miniature Christmas tree that you can put on your dresser or nightstand. Then hang some “naughty” tokens from it or put some around it. Etsy is my joint and I found a merchant who sells some wooden ones that say things like “Oral Sex,” “Wild Card,” and “Fantasy Fulfilled”. You can get a set of them here if you’d like.

6. Customize Some Wrapping Paper (Then Wrap Yourself Up in It) 

I can’t tell you how many husbands have told me that sex with one woman doesn’t get old, so long as the sex itself doesn’t get boring (check out “10 Men Told Me Why They're Fine Having Sex With One Partner”). Because men are visual creatures, one way to prevent that from happening is by “wrapping up the gift” (the gift would be “you” in this case). If you literally want to wrap yourself up in paper, a fun approach is to hit up the site Gift Wrap My Face so that they can literally put your face on some wrapping paper. 

Or, if you’d like to take the lingerie approach, this is the time of year when a lot of shops sell teddies that look like a big red bow. An example of what I’m talking about is located here, here, here, here, and here.

7. Give Your Bedroom a Christmas/Winter Wonderland Theme

Some bedding in traditional Christmas colors like red, green, or silver. Some cranberry garland on your bedposts (that you should be able to find at your local arts and crafts store). A Christmas wreath on your bedroom wall. A string of twinkle lights. Little red bows everywhere. White faux fur throw pillows. Snowflake art. A big basket filled with scented pine cones. Bedding that is slate grey and light blue (a dope Christmas color scheme). Lots of candles in Christmas scents like vanilla, pine, frankincense and myrrh, clove, or pomegranate. 

There are all kinds of simple and pretty inexpensive ways that you can totally transform your bedroom into a Christmas winter wonderland so that it literally feels like you and yours are enjoying each other in a different kind of space.

8. Have Fun with Some Fake Snow

What is a winter wonderland without snow? These days, you can create the illusion of having some, even inside of your house, thanks to different kinds of fake snow that’s currently on the market. One brand that a lot of people like is Buffalo Snow. You can get some snowflakes hereand some flurries here. A bed full of snow? Pardon the pun but how cool is that?

9. Turn on Some Blizzard ASMR

Although I’ve never really struggled with sleeping well, something that has absolutely changed my life over the past few years is sleeping with rain ASMR on. It just makes the quality of my rest so much…sounder. If you like nothing more than feeling like you are trapped in a snowstorm during your Christmas time off yet it looks like you’re not even going to get flurries this year, one way to work around that is to turn on some blizzard-sounding ASMR videos.

YouTube has quite a few of them and the windy sound really does make you feel like you’re in eight feet of snow. One of my favorites (that lasts for 10 hours, ad-free) can be found right here. Sex in a blizzard? C’mon now.

10. Bring in Some Christmas-Themed Edible Aphrodisiacs

In the article that I wrote, “12 Traditional Christmas Items That Are Low-Key Aphrodisiacs Too” a couple of years ago for the platform, a few edible things that I mentioned included eggnog and candy canes. Some other foods to add to that list includes a full-on entrée like a leg of lamb (it’s got carnitine which is great for men and their fertility), a “cozy drink” like apple cider (it can help to get you wetter), and a dessert, like a pumpkin pie (it’s high in zinc which increases sexual desire). Pick your pleasure.

11. Share Some Hot Chocolate Shots

There really is no telling how often I’ve shouted out dark chocolate when it comes to it being a great food for your sex life. A top reason is because serotonin (a hormone that stabilizes your mood and helps you to feel good) and phenethylamine (a natural chemical that offers up a stimulant effect) in dark chocolate can help to boost your libido. Keeping all of this in mind, what is Christmas without hot chocolate, chile? 

To make things extra spicy in the absolute best ways possible, serve up some Mexican hot chocolate shots (recipe is here). The cinnamon will increase blood circulation to your genitalia and, if you decide to go with tequila instead of vodka, well — if you’ve ever had a tequila shot before, you already know what kind of night you’ll be in for. #wink

12. Light a Gingerbread Candle

One of the best things about sex, if it’s good (and I mean, REALLY good), is it involves all five senses — sight, hearing, taste, touch, and smell. As far as scent goes, there is plenty of scientific data to support that one of the reasons why what we smell can strongly affect our mood (good or bad) is because of what we associate a particular scent with. If you used to eat or bake gingersnaps or make gingerbread houses around this time when you were a kid, that can “trigger” feelings of safety and warmth. 

So, to smell something that resembles gingerbread while being intimate with your partner, that can make sex “sweet” in the best way possible. Gingerbread candles are not usually very hard to find this time of year. Yankee Candle, Big Lots, DW Home, Kohl’s, and Michaels are just some of the places where I noticed them online.

13. Play a Sexy Round of “Guess Your Gift”

Even if you do plan on going all out in this way, still try and get something that goes in a box or gift bag. Whether it’s a tradition for you and your partner to open presents up on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, make foreplayextra fun by playing a couple of rounds of something that I call “Guess Your Gift.” You each will give a super vague hint. Whoever guesses correctly can make a specific foreplay-related request (kissing a certain erogenous zone, giving a five-minute massage, etc.) If they don’t get it right, then the other person can make their foreplay request known. Talk about making the curiosity as awesome as the gift itself. Whew.

14. Put Poinsettia Petals All Over Your Bed

I’m pretty sure that it comes as no surprise to you that the December birth flower is the poinsettia. That’s pretty cool because they represent things like love, hope, good cheer, and success. Also, a nickname for it is Mexican flame flower. I don’t know about you, but all of these sound like good vibes to have in your sex life. 

Although red rose petals are pretty popular when it comes to flowers to sprinkle on your bed, in your bathtub, or on your floors in order to set the mood, since all of this centers around a Christmas theme, why not go with some red or white poinsettias this year? It’ll be just as seductive and a lot more holiday-themed.

15. Fulfill a Fantasy

Want your partner to feel like they were blessed in a mighty way this Christmas? Ask them what their fantasy is and (so long as it doesn’t compromise your core because some people’s fantasies are next-level) do your best to fulfill it. It brings spontaneity into the relationship. It adds newness to the dynamic. And it definitely sets the two of you up to have a pretty unforgettable Christmas in the sex department. A great way to make sex feel like an actual Christmas gift. Straight up.

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