#Su Shanshan

[storge]

My Villain Husband (2022)

[idolsgeneration]

[plumdepan]

The 100-year-old rabbit spirit 5/5

Let’s continue our exploration of the 100-year-old rabbit spirit universe and focus once again on Yuling (as a side character, it looks like her past is as developped as Jiamin’s, although Jiamin is the heroine 😶)

In the spin-off entitled “La fiancée de l’automne” (Autumn’s fiancée), we find out that Yuling’s family organised an event to find a bride for their daughter (who’s been brought up like a boy).

We thus find Jiamin among the candidates (although she’s in love with Ning Ke). Surprisingly, Tiangyan is also there, not as a maid serving Jiamin, but as a noblewoman. Later, events (still unknown) will lead Tianyang to become Jiamin’s maid, just when Jiamin arrived in her adoptive family.

(Yang Xinyu, Ma Yuling, Peng Jiamin, and Zhao Tianyang ; posted on Yuling’s official Weibo account)

(As you might have guessed, Xinyu is also one of the suiteresses, but for the moment, I didn’t think about her past)

Since Jiamin’s family situation was mentioned, let’s talk about it now. I didn’t mention it when I presented the prequel, but I think it’s also important to understand the story of the heroine.

Jiamin is the daughter of the late general of the Emperor’s army. After the general’s death, she was adopted by a close friend of her father. Jiamin also has an older sister, Shanshan, but the latter mysteriously disappeared before getting married.

And with whom was she going to get married? With Yuling, of course. It is thus the disappearance of Shanshan which led Yuling’s parents to look for someone who would become Yuling's new wife.

After being chosen by Yuling, Jiamin got the feeling that she was a substitute, which explains her refusal, although it also has to do with her feelings for Ning Ke.

What happened to Shanshan? Will she ever come back someday?

For the moment, these questions are waiting for an answer…

[hulijingemperor2]

Next day~~

Mingfan: had a good night, Zongzhu?

Shen Jiu: I barely slept. Because I was thinking too much about Ayao.

I never felt so safe with someone.

He understands me and respects me.

Mingfan: and don't forget that he's hot.

Shen Jiu: how can I forget! I really wanted to sleep with him last night, but you know, a concubine isn't allowed to call for Huangdi. I didn't want to break the rules.

Mingfan: Team dimple alert.

Shen Jiu: *mischievously opens fan* oh? Well let's go meet them then!

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege is waiting for you in the banquet hall.

Xue yang: with his children and harem members.

Su she: don't be late.

Shen Jiu: and a good morning to you, team dimple.

Aren't you his concubines too. What are tou doing here?

Su she: to collect you. And maybe drill you some more.

Xue yang: we're very very possessive of Jiggy. 

Shen Jiu: *gasps sarcastically* I never noticed that. Omg.

Yao Huangdi is already mine, team d. He favours me so much.

Mo xuanyu: you're so sassy. That's our job! Get your own.

Shen Jiu: you know team d, you kind of have a point.

Mingfan: they do?

Shen Jiu: of course they do.

Shall we go meet Huangdi and family?

Su she: mn.

Shen jiu: team d, I dreamt you last night.

You guys started looking weak and ugly. And Huangdi discarded you.

Mo xuanyu: omg! Nooooo!!!

Shen jiu: I think this a sign from Meng Mo, the dream demon. Anyways, I can fix it, with this potion.

Xue yang: well gimme that shit. Before I start looking like Lan Qiren's big toe.

Mo xuanyu: or Jin guangshan's ass.

Su she: oh God that's putrid.

Weak or ugly, I'll still serve Huangdi until I die.

Shen Jiu: even when he fires you.

Su she: *sigh* just give me the tonic. 

Mo xuanyu: me too, me too.

~~

Huangdi's Eastwing Banquet Hall

Yao: Shen Jiu. How are you? Had a comfy night?

Shen Jiu: *kisses hands* yes my darling Huangdi.

But I wish you were there, next to me.

Yao: ahh. *laughing* don't worry. Tonight I will. I just wanted you to settle the first night.

Shen Jiu: settle without you? I got so dependent.

Meng Shi: how sweet.

Yao: aw, Shen Jiu. 

That potion that team dimple had just consumed, had caused them to swap bodies. So now Minshan is Mo xuanyu, Mo xuanyu is Xue yang and xue yang is Minshan.

(Minshan~ mxys body.

Mo xuanyu~ xys body

Xue yang~ smss body)

Yao: team dimple, I hope you didn't drill him in the hall.

Su she: Nah Jiggy. We said that you're waiting.

Yao: *confused*

Rusong: what happened to Su xiandu?

Su she: I'm xue yang, Songsong. Su Xiandu?

Mo xuanyu: no, I'm Su xiandu! And what are you doing wearing my clothes!

Su she: You're Shanshan? Are you ok? You look like mo xuanyu to me.

Xue yang: guys, I'm mo xuanyu. Yao gege. I really don't know what's going on.

Jingyi: is this some kind of prank? If it is, it's hella hilarious!

Zixuan: did you three do papaya so hard with Foxy that you swapped?

Xue yang: no, not this time Xuan gege.

Su she: jiggy can do that?!!! Well I do believe in Huangdi's magical rod

Mo xuanyu: xue yang! Stop using my mouth to be inappropriate with my Huangdi.

Su she: Shanshan, I know you want Jiggy's magical rod too.

Xiaobao: how do you fix this?

And how did this happen.

Xue yang: it happened after we took a potion from Shen Jiu!

Shen Jiu: *red with stiffled laughter*

Huaisang: I'm scared. But I like his fan.

Shen Jiu: well I think they're perfectly fine. How did the potion taste?

Mo xuanyu: like water.

Shen Jiu: then it's water.

Xichen: obviously it's not water.

Su she: yea Lan lips. You're an amazing detective.

Xue yang: it tasted a little sweet though. Like coconut water.

Shen Jiu: coconut water is very good for you.

Mo xuanyu: is there an antidote?!

Shen Jiu: uh....I don't know.

Su she: JIGGY'S MAGICAL ROD!!!

Mo xuanyu: shut up.

Xue yang: Yao gege can do anything. He cured Jiang cheng with it once.

Jiang cheng: ah, the night with the emperors. Don't remind me.

Zixuan: you'll never forget, babycakes. *blows kiss*

Jiang cheng: is it treasonous to call the two emperors evil.

Qin Su: um, yes it is. And I'll complain to A-Li.

Meng Shi: Jiang gui fei, is it a crime when you enjoyed it?

Yao: that's right. He did enjoy it.

Shen Jiu: well there is an antidote. And I had it on me this whole time. Ayao, should I help them?

Yao: please do. And I must introduce you to everyone.

Shen jiu: ok ok. We shall not delay.

Here you go, team d.

Yao: Shen Jiu, you're something else! And just as stubborn as team dimple.

You like messing with them?

Shen Jiu: yup. It fills an empty void in my heart. When I mess with team d!

Yao: oh my.

Shall we begin, with the introduction?

Shen Jiu: as you should, Huangdi.

Yao: you have met A-Su, A-niang.....amd team dimple~

Team dimple: *hiccuping*

Yao:  already.

So meet my children.

They're my heart, my jewels and very existence. Everything I do is for them.

Yao: Taizi Dianxia Rusong.

My baby. Literal crown jewel.

He's the leader of the Qin sect, and governs Yunping. He's extremely talented and graceful. And he is the empire's future.

Shen Jiu: oh waw, nice to meet you, Dianxia.

Rusong: nice to meet you too. *smile*

Shen Jiu: you look a lot like Huangdi. Well all  his children do.

Rusong: thank you. And I enjoyed your prank. *laughing* team d met their match.

Shen jiu: I'm glad I amused Dianxia.

Rusong: mhm. I'm very fond of you. And heard about your talent, and life story.

Shen Jiu: ah, that's good to hear.

Rusong: so you're the peak lord. How is that like?

Shen Jiu: pretty fun! We're herbalists too. And I invented leaf manipulations.

Rusong: waw. Well that's really different.

Are you planning to make your sect a part of the Meng empire?

Shen Jiu: of course, of course. And I'm Huangdi's concubine so.

Rusong: delightful. We will be pleased to have you join us.

Yao: this is Jingyi er Dianxia. My dear little baby and my pride. He's training to become the general of the fox spirits and the ruler of Gusu.

He's a member of the Lan clan.

Shen Jiu: that's so amazing. Pleasure to meet you, er Dianxia.

You have maybe enjoyed my little prank too.

Jingyi: of course!!! Team dimple are the mean girls of the Jianghu. And we mess with them all the time.

And they're not allowed to argue, because we're princes obviously. And Rusong is their second boss.

Shen jiu: ahahaha, they're being bossed around by taizi Dianxia.

Rusong: even during childhood.

Shen jiu: diabolical.

Yao: this is my other heart, Xiaobao San Dianxia. He's glamorous like the rest, and he's good at jewelry making and fashion.

Xiaobao governs Huaizhou, and now Luoyang, which is a hulijing populated city.

He's more into governing than cultivation. So he oversees fox spirit techniques.

Shen Jiu: that's so cool.

San Dianxia, you're amazing.

Xiaobao: thank you, Shen qianbei.

You seem very powerful as well.

Shen Jiu: you three are very gorgeous. I'm so honoured to meet the Meng princes.

Yao: now for the Meng princesses.

Shen Jiu: aww.

Yao: this is Taihua! The star of the Meng family.

She's everyone's baby, and we all fondly call her Hua for short.

Baby, say hi to Shen shushu.

Taihua: *smiling, showing her little dimples* hiiii, Shen Shushu.

Shen Jiu: she's the cutest little thing.

Hello, Gongzhu.

Yao: soon, she'll rule Moling when she's older.

Shen Jiu: waw! So you want all your children to rule then?

Yao: yep. They should have the best of the best positions in the Jianghu.

Taihua: I want to look like A-niang.

She always wears pretty jewelry and hanfus.

Shen Jiu: aww, we have a little diva on our hands.

Taihua: mhm. I love shiney things.

Yao: most pampered little diva.

This is Xiaoyu Gongzhu. My other beloved gem. She hasn't told me what she wants to do in the future.

Xiaoyu: greetings, Peak lord.

Shen Jiu: greetings little madam.

Xiaoyu: and yes, I want to look like A-niang too. Hua and I would dress up and do fashion shows.

Qin Su: these two are something else.

I can't find my Japanese pearl bracelet

Taihua: I have no idea.

Xiaoyu: neither do I.

Yao: A-Su, you're confusing them.

You know you have millions of pearl accessories.

Qin Su: and you have to buy me a new one.

Yao: oh my.

Taihua: buy me a new one too,

Xiaoyu: and me too.

Yao: what a dilemma I'm in. *laughing*

I'll order them from Dongying. For the three of you.

Qin Su: good.

Shen Jiu: Ah, the Mengs are very glamorous.

Yao: I know right.

~

Yao: this is my brother, Zixuan Huangdi. Emperor of peacock spirits.

Zixuan: *examining him*

Shen Jiu: Hello, Zixuan Huangdi.

why does he look like he's judging me.

Jiang cheng: I think this is your time to run.

Zixuan: *regal* shut up, Jiang gui fei.

*glances at Shen Jiu* pleasure to meet you. I'm very rich and gorgeous.

Shen Jiu: ah, you're a diva too.

You're a lot like your brother.

Zixuan: thank you.

I hope you genuinely love Foxy.

Yea, I call him Foxy, because he's cute.

Shen Jiu: rest assured, I love your brother.

Zixuan: I'll be watching you.

Also I find that you're very very handsome.

I think I should get a male concubine too.

Someone who'll worship me.

Shen Jiu: *laughing* I wish you best of luck, Huangdi.

Zixuan: I want someone from another Jianghu universe. *opens fan* Jintang, get the records.

Jintang: sure, Huangdi.

~~~

Yao: here's Lan Xichen.

I'm sure you'll get along. You both would be good friends.

Shen Jiu: well of course. Since that team dimple is jealous of me.

Su she: really? You're going for Lan lips? And we're not jealous of you.

Xichen: Shen Jiu, I'm so happy to meet you, and I'll teach you how to survive team d. *winks*

Shen jiu: all I got to do is drug them, to be honest.

Xichen: you know you would fit into team dimple. But they just thing Ayao is theirs and theirs alone.

Shen Jiu: do they know what a harem is?

Anyways, I love that they're crazy for Huangdi. Huangdi is the most beautiful person. Like how do these people cope with a gorgeous emperor.

Xichen: I agree. He's my love! I love love love Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: it should be illegal to have an extremely gorgeous emperor.

Is that treasonous to say?

Yao: not at all. I'm so flattered. Don't worry, Shen Jiu. My subjects are used to my beauty, dimples, and whatnot. *smile*

Mo xuanyu: good that he admit that he's hot.

Yao: here are the Nies. Chifeng zun, aka, Nie mingjue. And his brother, Huaisang.

Xue yang:  Huaisang and Mingjue.

Su she: the gossip and the gossiped about.

Mo xuanyu: *laughing*

Huaisang: hey! Team d! Take that back! Even though it's true.

Mingjue: just ignore these three entitled little gremlins. All they do is stick up to the emperor and badmouth everyone.

Shen Jiu: lol. Who's gossiping about Chifeng zun. And what are they saying.

Huaisang: I'm guessing team dimple.

Mo xuanyu: Mingjue's ass is fat.

Xue yang: but he thinks he's not good enough for Jiggy.

Su she: hence the temperament.

Mo xuanyu: he stores all his anger in his ass. And thats why it's fat.

Yao: *laughing* oh dear.

Mingjue: team dimple I'm right in next to you. Do you have any shame!

Shen Jiu: hey. But team dimple got some hot takes on everyone. I better stop messing with them and take a crash course in gossip.

Yao: as you wish, ahaha.

This is Jiang cheng.

He's a part of the order of peacock and fox. So he's in charge of protecting and serving the imperial houses.

Zixuan: correct. You're supposed to serve us.

Jiang cheng: in the Jianghu? Or in bed?

Zixuan: I can behead you for asking that. But then you're my brother-in-law.

Yao: both.....you're a concubine.

Shen Jiu:  *cracking up* the emperors didn't lie, Jiang gui fei.

So you two share him?

Zixuan: yes. But then we married him to Huaisang, because they fornicated in front of me.

Jiang cheng: wow wow wow. Huaisang was only flirting with me! We weren't doing the dirty in front of you.

Huaisang: yet.

Your majesty. Not in your Imperial court.

Zixuan: plus we thought that marrying them would help the empire prosper.

Yao: as Jiang cheng is my concubine and Huaisang is his maid.

There were plenty dowries too.

Zixuan: we indeed got more rich!

Shen Jiu: ohhhh. That's so confusing though. And I feel like you Huangdis gained a lot from that.

Both: yup!

Zixuan: obviously.

Yao: but we never leave our people suffering. So we gave them something too.

Shen Jiu: awww. How generous.

So Huaisang is married you two majesties and Jiang cheng?

Yao: you're right

Shen jiu: got it!

[miyamiwu]

Not so much a theory but just me trying to make sense of everything that's happened so far. This will be a stream-of-consciousness dump.

LINK CLICK S2E8 SPOILERS!!!

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So remember how, in season 1, when CXS changed something in the past, it would later reflect in their present? In the kidnapped child case, kid!CXS and adult!CXS had appeared at the same time. In the Xu Shanshan case, the gang received a mysterious call, which turned out to be because an alt!CXS had issued a challenged to red-eyes in the past.

So with that in mind, we can just focus on one timeline—the one being shown to us. Any changes made in alternate timelines would reflect in the present that the audience sees.

Our current present is LG saving CXS from being kidnapped, resulting in him taking his place.

Qiao Ling had hypothesized that maybe that wasn't Lu Guang but an alt-timeline!CXS because LG seemed more physically strong.

For this hypothesis to be true, CXS has to dive into the past as Lu Guang and rescue the past!CXS in one go. (A photo can only be used once.)

The chances of this going correctly is slim. Without Lu Guang, Cheng Xiaoshi has no idea what's gonna happen while in the dive. He didn't even know what object Lu Guang used to break the window (it was definitely not the kettle!). Also, does he even know where to find a speedboat? How about driving one? And if you had looked closely in the LG and LTC fight, you can see that LG was always trying to avoid being touched by LTC. That means he already knows how his ability is activated. On the off-chance CXS manages to reach past!CXS on time, it will all be for naught anyway coz he won't able to defend against LTC.

That's why I think Qiao Ling is wrong. It was never an alt!LG. It was the real Lu Guang all along.

As for how to explain his improved physical state... well, that's something I don't have an answer yet for. I do believe in the alt-timeline/future Lu Guang theories, though. If LG is from the future, maybe he's had some time to train.

Another theory of mine is that LG didn't actually suddenly got better at martial arts. He just knew how Li Tianchen would move, so he was able to defend against him. (Maybe LG can see the future).

Or maybe Lu Guang had relived this rescue many times and only now did he finally get it right. (Time loop maybe?)

As for him being able to resist the pain of his injury... idk man, adrenaline, I guess? Love can make you desperate lol.

Anyways, writing-wise, it's so easy to just dump everything on Lu Guang coz he's still shrouded in mystery. He's always seemed like he knows a lot about their abilities, and who knows what the true extent of his abilities is.

If Cheng Xiaoshi can't do the rescue right in one go, then how are they gonna explain him diving a second time?

Also, I find it hard to believe that CXS would want to endanger Lu Guang many times while he's acting as him. If he just doesn't dive, won't Lu Guang be saved?

What's sus here is the photo LG left. Did he know CXS can open his phone, or was that a save point he had actually left for himself in case he fails to save CXS?

But why would he not bring his phone? Was he afraid the enemy would get ahold of it?

But without his phone, and by extension, the photo, how can he go back in time?

Maybe his time-travel ability doesn't require a photo? (LTC definitely didn't have a photo when he was controlling WJ and CXS. His ability was just activated by touch)

Come to think of it, CXS's ability is also activated by touch (clapping). What about Lu Guang? Maybe he has a touch-based ability, too. After all, they can have more than one abilities.

LG can see what happens in a photo, and thru CXS diving, he can also record it. If it's a CCTV, he can hijack it and make it his eyes.

LTC can possess someone directly, but he can also just bewitch them through touch.

CXS can go back in time, and he can also possess people

I have no idea where I'm going here... Still confused as ever

[ssuminshan-official]

🌸✨️🦊💛0220💛🦊✨️🌸

Happy birthday A-Yao!!!! 💛🌼🌼✨️🦊🦊🦊🦊💛💛💛💛💛

The entire empire was in party mode, as they're celebrating the birthday of their beloved Huangdi. Their celebrations would start from the 10th straight to the 20th!

They would play music, dance, drink liquor and wine, and eat different native delicacies.

~

And as for Yao Huangdi,

he woke up to a lavish breakfast, and team dimple.

Fuying and other attendants: happiest birthday, Huangdi. May you be prosperous.

Yao: *smiling* thank you very much, darlings. 

Xiying: *gives him a rose*

Yao: beautiful.

Team dimple: happy birthday, Jiggy!!!

Yao: thank you, team D.

Mo xuanyu: I'm going to kiss Yao gege first by the way

Xue yang: pushy.

Su she: let's don't fight on Huangdi's birthday.

Yao: *laughing* 

Mo xuanyu: *kisses* happy birthday, Yao gege. I love you so much. More than xue yang and Minshan.

Yao: aww.

Su she: don't listen to him. I love you more.

Xue yang: not mre than me!

Mo xuanyu: would you two mind.

As we were saying Yao gege. I got you this little peony plant!

I got one for Xuan gege too.

Yao: how thoughtful! And that reminds me.

Fuying, did Zixuan receive his gift?

Fuying: yep. Successfully.

Su she: what did you get him?

Yao: a peacock brooch, made out of gold, Jade, diamond and sapphires. A pair of crystal bracelets.

Xue yang: hella expensive.

Fuying: Huangdi, Xuan Huangdi had sent you a diamond pendant with a fox and peacock, a bouquet of roses and tea set made out of gold and Jade.

Yao: awww how thoughtful of Zish. He's a sweetheart.

Mo xuanyu: yea!

Su she: *kisses his hand and dimples* happy birthday, my beautiful emperor. 

Yao: thank you darling.

Su she: with the help of your staff, I bought new caravans for you. And the Moling Su sect is going to release fireworks for you.

Yao: aww, how cute! I love it. *strokes head*   

Su she: we must do this, on such an auspicious day.

Yao: you and your sect are really sweet.

Xue yang: Jiggy *kisses him on his lips, then stuck his tongue in his dimple.

Xue yang: happy birthday, dimples!

Yao: thank you yangyang.

Xue yang: I got you some candy. I'm not rich ok.

Yao: It's ok! These are my favorite sweets. Thank you very much.

Xue yang: do you want any tongue tea? Hehehehe.

Yao: *laughing* maybe later.

Xichen: A-Yao. *holding some lavish robes*

Rusong: A-Die!! *hugs* 

Yao: *hug* Song'er.

Rusong: happy birthday, A-Die!!

Yao: thank you, sweetheart. 

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips you should give us a gift too.

Xichen: why?

Su she: there's no need Lan lips.

Xue yang: shhh, let me explain, Shanshan. 

When Jiggy spawns, then team dimple spawns!

This day is when Jiggy literally pushed us out.

Su she: ew, xue yang. But yes, we're nothing without Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: lol.

Rusong: can you explain it more properly.

Xue yang: can't get more candid than that. Team dimple popped right out of Jiggy.

Su she: after he popped out of empress Shi.

Rusong: *laughing* oh gosh.

Yao: er ge. You know how random team dimple can get. *giggling*

Xichen: *sigh* yea, lol. I'm getting very accustomed to their randomness.

~~~

Out in the town📍

A-Yao's beloved people came out to wish him. They hugged him, gave him delicate bows and hand kisses, and little trinkets.

Happy birthday, Huangdi!

Yao: thank you so much!

Huangdi, we're so happy to see you.

Yao: well I must celebrate with you all right? *smile*

See, I brought Song'er, Xichen, and team dimple.

Yes!

Isn't our Huangdi beautiful!

He has the cutest dimples.

Our smiley emperor.

Huangdi, I made a clay figure Huangdi for you.

Yao: awww, how lovely.

Quite talented.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege has his own merch.

Su she: of course he does.

Xue yang: as he should.

Xichen: I want one.

Xue yang: you already have a life-sized Jiggy. Relax. 

Mo xuanyu: *laughing* that he has to share with us!

Some citizens: greetings Dianxia.

Rusong: *smile*  hi, nice to meet you. 

You look so much like Huangdi, with  those dimples. And the bright eyes.

Rusong: thank you. You're so kind.

I do get that a lot.

You and Huangdi are so elegant and graceful.

Rusong: ahaha, thanks again.

A-Yao on the other hand was pampered with flowers.

Huangdi. How are they?

Yao: marvelous. I'll put them in a vase.

The governor of Huwan had commissioned a self portrait of you. Did you see it.

Yao: aww yes I did yesterday.

Our artists here are really gifted. 

Indeed.

Huangdi, can you come to my inn to have some tea?

Yao: sure.

Right this way.

Yao: *smile* are you coming, guys?

Team dimple: *walking in front of Xichen*

Xichen: why are you rushing?

Mo  xuanyu: why are you fussing?

Su she: guys a part of his laaaannn ruuullleees. Haha.

Rusong: Team D, this is no time to torment Shizun.

Shizun, let's go have some tea with Huangdi.

Su she: *scoffs* yes Dianxia.

Xue yang: how dare Lan lips put Song'er under a spell. He keeps taking for the this lipsy Lan.

Mo xuanyu: keeps saving him from us.

~

Later in the evening, team D gifted A-Yao with a half naked dage wrapped in ribbons and golden thread and a bow on  his head.

Yao: *sits in a long leisurely robe while sipping on some peach blossom wine.

Xue yang: Jiggy! Look what we brought!

Su she: it's not the best of gifts.

Mo xuanyu: do you like!!

Yao: *almost chokes with laughter* TEAM DIMPLE! What have you done.

Mingjue: untie me and return me! You three stooges and your ring leader!

Xue yang: no.

Xichen: dage???

Mingjue: Xichen, I don't want to he here.

Yao: *stood up* ugh this golden robe might trip me, lol. It's not easy being glamorous, but someone has to do it.

*saunters over* awww I love this gift so much. Team d!

Xichen: ahh, well if A-Yao thinks he looks cute, then it's ok.

Mingjue: where did you gremlins putl my clothes!

Mo xuanyu: we left it in Qinghe.

Su she: oh come on. At least you're still wearing pants.

Xue yang: next year you might not have  pants at all. So consider yourself lucky.

Yao: *makes his fox tail appear*

Mingjue: oh no.

Yao: *caresses his face* You look so adorable, dage.

Mingjue: *turns away, blushing*

Yao: why are you shy?

Mingjue: maybe because I'm half naked.

Yao: but it makes you look macho. *touches chest*

Mingjue: why did you ask those idiots to kidnap me.

Yao: *corrects* team dimple.

And they have minds of their own. Why would I ask them to do this.

But you do look lovely.

Xichen: *jealous*

Su she: awwww look who's drinking vinegar like their brother.

Xue yang: poor poor lipsy.

Mo xuanyu; we should have kidnapped him instead. Next time lipsy.

Xue yang: never too late. Go present yourself to the hulijing. Heehee.

Xichen: *blushes*

Guys....I'll be back......but how come you're helping me out.

Mo xuanyu: we're doing it for Yao gege. As it's his birthday. Yao gege deserves everything in the world. 

Xichen: that's right.

(I'll change into lingerie later, heehee.)

Yao: *cuddling Mingjue*

Mingjue: get away from me!

Yao: do you really want me to leave? Then is your part hard?

Mingjue: I ate oysters! Now shut up.

Yao: heehee.

Mingjue: now what are you going to do to me.

Yao: ah, maybe taste a little bit of your yang energy. And let you go.

It will be very quick, because I have to go to Moling. Shanshan had organized fireworks for me.

Mingjue: why. *rolls eyes*

Yao: because I'm cute!

Yao: now say, happy birthday, A-Yao.

Mingjue: *blushing* happy......birthday.

Yao: *glares, then touches his abs* happy birthday who?

Xue yang: Gosh, Jiggy is so hot.

Mo xuanyu: he always get what he wants.

Su she: he better not displease my Huangdi or I'll chop him up.

Mingjue: happy birthday A-Yao.

Are you happy.

Yao: *smile* of course I am.

*tastes his yang energy while kissing him* ah. Delicious as always.

Mingjue: *feels a bit dizzy* A-Yao.

Yao: Dage~ .

Mingjue: I need to nap. I'm sleepy.

Yao: sure. *glares at his attendants. Then they carried him to guest room*

Yao: maybe erase his memory and get him his clothes. When he wakes up, he can leave. I have a date with Huanhuan later.

Yes Huangdi.

~~~

[yo-sostenible]

Un parto prematuro ocurre cuando un bebé nace antes de las 37 semanas de embarazo. / AdobeStock • Tras analizar más de un millón de nacimientos en Sídney durante 20 años, un equipo de investigación australiano ha observado una estrecha relación entre dar a luz antes de las 37 semanas de embarazo y la exposición a temperaturas extremadamente cálidas. Los autores consideran que en España podría darse una situación similar. Por Verónica Fuentes Ante el aumento de las temperaturas en todo el mundo, un nuevo estudio dirigido por la Universidad de Monash (Australia) ha analizado si este hecho está vinculado con los partos prematuros. Los resultados se publican en la revista JAMA Pediatrics. Realizado entre 2000 y 2020 sobre 1,2 millones de nacimientos en Sídney, este trabajo pone de manifiesto una fuerte asociación entre el riesgo dar a luz antes de completar 37 semanas de embarazo y la exposición a calor extremo en el tercer trimestre. Eso sí, los datos sugieren que las gestantes que residen en zonas con abundantes espacios verdes y una amplia cubierta arbórea podrían mitigar estas amenazas. “En los últimos años hemos observado un aumento significativo de la frecuencia de los días de calor extremo, una tendencia preocupante atribuida a los efectos del cambio climático”, explica a SINC Shanshan (Shandy) Li, de la Facultad de Salud Pública y Medicina Preventiva de Monash y directora de la investigación, “y se prevé que esta tendencia empeore en el futuro, lo que supondría riesgos aún mayores”. “El nacimiento prematuro puede afectar profundamente al desarrollo cerebral y aumentar la susceptibilidad a ciertos trastornos psiquiátricos”, añade Li, “sin embargo, nuestra comprensión de la conexión entre la exposición al calor y el nacimiento prematuro sigue siendo limitada”. Para los autores, los servicios sanitarios deberían considerar la posibilidad de prepararse para un aumento de los partos entre la semana 21 y la 37 a medida que se calienta nuestro clima. “Nuestro objetivo es proporcionar pruebas convincentes a gobiernos, comunidades, servicios de salud pública, médicos y particulares. Estas evidencias les capacitarán para aplicar medidas destinadas a reducir los riesgos asociados a los partos prematuros causados por la exposición al calor”, continúa la investigadora. Más de cinco millones de bebés vienen al mundo cada año de forma prematura o demasiado pequeños para su edad gestacional. / AdobeStock Reducir la exposición al calor en el embarazo La investigación concluyó que la exposición al calor extremo diurno y nocturno en el tercer trimestre estaba estrechamente relacionada con un mayor riesgo de parto prematuro, a diferencia de la misma exposición en el primer o segundo trimestre. Esta asociación existía para todos los niveles de vegetación de la zona, aunque la fuerza de la asociación disminuía ligeramente para las mujeres que vivían en zonas con más árboles. Según los autores, esto plantea la posibilidad de que dicho verdor pueda mejorar parte del riesgo excesivo de la exposición al calor extremo en el tercer trimestre, “aunque no se conocen del todo los posibles efectos paliativos de los espacios verdes o los árboles en los partos prematuros inducidos por el calor”, dice Li. “Los resultados subrayan el papel fundamental de los profesionales sanitarios a la hora de aconsejar a las embarazadas que reduzcan al mínimo su exposición al calor excesivo, sobre todo durante ese tercer trimestre, como medida para mitigar el riesgo de parto prematuro”, apunta la autora. “Además, ponen de relieve la acuciante necesidad de que los gobiernos y las comunidades, tanto a escala local como mundial, den prioridad a la ampliación de los espacios verdes mediante iniciativas como la plantación de más árboles y el establecimiento de praderas”, puntualiza. Los resultados sugieren que las gestantes que residen en zonas con abundantes espacios verdes y una amplia cubierta arbórea podrían mitigar estos ri...

[dimpledlianfang]

Mo xuanyu: *giving A-Yao a shoulder massage*

Su she: A-Yao Huangdi. Some of my sect members had sighted a few Yao sect members moving about suspiciously. Especially within districts owned by you.

Yao: oh really? I wonder what they're up to. Keep a close eye on them.

Su she: yes. We're on it, Huangdi.

Xue yang: sect leader yao have sect members?!! I thought that the guy is the only member of his sect.

Mo xuanyu: haha. My same thought.

Su she: apparently he does.

Yao: if you see them again, capture them. I feel like they're up to no good.

Su she: sure. Because my members told me that they overheard them saying that they want to kill quote on quote, pesky fox spirits and invade the empire.

Yao: *raises brow*

Mo xuanyu: is this a challenge.

Xue yang: aren't they afraid of Jiggy. All fox spirits are protected by the empire.

Su she: no shame. And in one of A-Yao's districts too.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, I thought that you banned their sect leader from everydistrict within your empire.

They have some gull to step foot again.

Yao: yes I did ban him.

But I feel like sect leader Yao isn't behind this.

Feng: *stopping at the door* Huangdi, team dimple. Please, I need your audience.

Yao: tell me.

Feng: about 10 people from our defence team were brutally stabbed through the heart.

Yao: what?!!!

Feng: we brought them here, so that you can investigate on the case.

Yao: I'm on it.

We're suspecting the Yao Sect.

Yao and team dimple went outside to see a couple of dead hulijings on stretchers.

Yao: oh no.

Feng: they defended the empire till death.

Yao: and they'll be honoured for it of course.

Mo xuanyu: how dare that sect leader Yao.

Yao: surprisingly it isn't him.

It's someone from the Jin Sect.

The shape of the stab wound and their sword techniques are in fact a Jin technique.

Xue yang: how foolish of that person.

Mo xuanyu: is it guangshan?

Yao: does he even know about swordfighting. *rolls eyes*

Su she: he can't even control his man sword, I doubt he can control a normal one

Yao: haha, savage.

Xue yang: I know right.

Mo xuanyu: well it can't be Xuan gege because he has a strong alliance with Yao gege.

Su she: right.

Feng: Huangdi, what if it's Zixun.

Yao: hmm yes. That can be a possibility.

Mo xuanyu: Xuan gege's gardener?

Xue yang: I thought that he would have an army of garden gnomes.

Su she: what a pathetic man child. Challenging Huangdi like that.

Yao: he's already dead.

And Zixuan said that he disappeared suddenly.

Mo xuanyu: so this idiot is partnering with sect leader Yao. Or the other way around.

Yao: I don't care. They both will get a taste of my punishment.

Team D, let's go find Zixun's hideout.

Team Dimple: Sure!

Yao: generals, I want you to protect Jing Manor, A-Song and Jingjing from any attacks.

Let Song'er stay in my room to be safe.

Yes Huangdi!!

Su she: where would we find Zixun's hideout.

Mo xuanyu: would it be in Lanling?

Yao: without a doubt.

Because he's always sucking up to guangshan.

An hour after....

A Su sect member: *enters* Su Zongzhu!!!

Su she: what's up.

Zongzhu, one of our sect members have secretly tracked down Zixun's henchman. He was heading to an inn owned by Zixun in Lanling.

Su she: brilliant work!

Mo xuanyu: let's go!

Yao: you three will go in first then I'll come in after.

Su she: yea Huangdi.

Xue yang: I like your element of surprise, Jiggy.

Thereafter, they set off to Lanling in a lowkey manner.

Xue yang: Jiggy, if you slit Zixun's throat, that will be very hot of you.

Mo xuanyu: agreed.

Yao: *smile*

Su she: no time for flirting.

Xue yang: I know that you're thinking the same, Shanshan.

Mo xuanyu: to be honest, Yao gege looks gorgeous when he weilds Hensheng.

Yao: and don't forget my guqin strings guys.

Xue yang: how can we ever.

Mo xuanyu: we're guqin string fans.

Yao: yes, I'll use that to squeeze you two if you don't stop flirting in this serious situation.

Su she: told you so.

Xue yang: there are many censored things I want you to do to me, Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: same. Y...You're a super model.

Su she: *blushing, but he wants to be obedient towards his A-Yao*

Yao: *laughing slighly* flattering, you two, flattering.

Su she: *blushes* I, I love you.

Yao: love you too.

Lanling, Zixun's hideout📍

Team dimple hid behind another building that seemed abandoned. However Zixun's Yao sect members had held large groups of fox spirits captive.

One of the yao sect allies, named Yao Zhang: *coming out from inside the hideout.* he said to start executing them!!

Understood!!!

Yao: *made an illusion of himself*

Zhang: that opponent is here!! *points sword*

Hostages: Huangdi!! Huangdi!!

Huangdi came to our rescue.

Zhang: shut up!

Huangdi!!!

Sect members: *wetting them with cold water to shut them up*

Yao: I'll kill the guy, then you three do your thing.

Team D: yea Jiggy.

Illusionary Yao: afraid to stab me?

Zhang: *swishes sword, but the illusion moved and reappeared.

Illusionary Yao: *clapping* well done. But don't miss next time.

Zhang: why aren't you dead?!!!

Illusionary Yao: duh, because you missed.

Zhang: *swishes*

Illusionary Yao: *kicks the sword out of his hands*

Zhang: how are you so fast and flexible!

Illusionary Yao: practiced!

Zhang: *tries to stab*

Illusionary Yao: *leaps and twirls in the air*

*cutting him up with his guqin strings several times.*

Zhang: get that hulijing bastard!!! Agh!

Clan members: *charging against him*

Illusionary Yao: *multiplies*

Clan members: *awestruck by the deep dimples of the Yaos.

Zhang: why are you just standing there!! Kill him.

But they're so many, boss.

Zhang: are...are you hallucinating? There's one bastard there.

Illusionary Yao: *disappears, then reappears.*

*stepping on Zhang's chest*

Zhang: D...don't hurt me....don't hurt me....Huangdi

Yao: *mashes him* keep quiet!

Zhang: *trembling*

Yao: you dare challenge me.

Xue yang: I wonder if I can borrow illusionary Jiggy. I want to challenge him.

Mo xuanyu: yea just imagine different illusionary Yao geges.

Su she: he's so talented and beautiful.

Yao: my illusionary selves are nothing but my essence.

Xue yang: you're right. You 10000 times hotter.

Yao: *raises brow, for team D to leap into action*

Su she: *engulfs the rest of Yao sect members in his mist, then slitting their throats*

Xue yang: *leaps and throws blinding powder in their eyes. Then severed their tongues*

Mo xuanyu: *frees the fox spirits with a talisman.* Run to safety ok!! Run far away from those maniacs.

Illusionary Yao: *looks down at him*.

Zhang: it...it. it was Zixun! That Jin Zixun. I'm just a part of his plan!

Illusionary Yao: ooo. You're his stooge.

*stabs* not impressed.

Yao (tm): *still staying hidden*

~~~

Zixun: what's going on out there?!

Team Dimple: *barging in*

Su she: you piece of sh*t!

Zixun: ah. Team dimple. *folds hands behind his back*

You were the ones who were causing the commotion.

I see you're wild just like your boss.

*locks door and takes a seat behind his desk*

Su she: don't you dare insult him!

Xue yang: oh don't stress, Shanshan, apparently this genius doesn't like his tongue.

Su she: or his life. Pathetic

Mo xuanyu: I thought you were Xuan gege's gardener.

Zixun: working for that wretched emperor?! I could care less! I have my own ambitions, and refuse to slave behind those two evil emperors.

Su she: xuanyu, tie him up before he flees.

Mo xuanyu: mn.

Zixun: I was always second to Zixuan! Then when that bastard son guangyao came along, I was third!! Guangyao didn't even get the appreciation, but he still became sect leader! That's not fair!!

Afterwards, Zixuan and Guangyao became emperors! And what do I get?!!

Xue yang: yea yea, we understand. Life is bad and Karma is a b*tch.

Su she: because of how you treat people! That was your biggest downfall.

You treat people like shit, so you land in shit..

Xue yang: good one.

Su she: oh don't give me a lecture, you mediocre cultivator! You're just like that fraud Lan sect leader Qiren!

And why I have to treat weak cultivators and poor people equally! That's not how the hierarchy works in the Jianghu!

Mo xuanyu: *slaps*

Zixun: I sucked up to Guangshan. Figuratively kissed his feet. But I got nothing! Nothing!

Zixuan got to be Huangdi and Yao became clan leader and Huangdi as well!

Xue yang: ew. Did you just say that you sucked guangshan's feet.

Su she: this dude has a feet fetish.

Mo xuanyu: heard the same.

Zixun: no!! Why don't you take me seriously!!

Mo xuanyu: are his toes salty?

Zixun: SHUT UP!!!!!

Su she: maybe tastes like shit. Or like Zixun's tongue because his mouth is filled with it.

Xue yang: or some type of wax.

Zixun: I told you too shut up!!

Mo xuanyu: unfortunately we don't take orders from anyone else.

Zixun: then where is your bastard emperor!! I don't see him! Is he afraid to see me!

Su she: he has no time to be afraid of a feet sucker like you.

Zixun: then why did he bring his little henchmen instead.

Mo xuanyu: he's busy being a successful Huangdi.

Zixun: that's BS. I knew that that Meng Yao was a fox spirit all along! How can a cunning fox spirit have an empire and I cannot.

Su she: maybe it was inherited.

Xue yang: but all you inherited was a candy wrapper.

Do you want one from me? You'll have two candy wrappers.

Mo xuanyu: what a fortune.

Now.

Team d: *death stare, while smirking slightly*

Su she: anything else you want to say?

Zixun: well. You can tell your Huangdi that I won't hesitate to overthrow him.

I'll take everything from him, and imprison his dear child.

Suddenly a qugin string came from behind, and choked him.

Yao: *smile*

Zixun: *coughing* Yao!

Yao: Zixun.

*pulls* why should they pass the message when I'm right here.

Zixun: *trembling* where did you come from?!!!

Team dimple: *grinning*

Yao: *ties the string around his neck, and sauntered in front of him*

since I'm here. You can tell me directly. *smile*

Zixun: *trembling* Yao you can't do anything to me!!

Yao: *sarcasm* oh. I can't?

*saunters*

Zixun: *trembling*

Yao: *glaring*

*unsheaths sword*

Zixun: *mumbling*

Xue yang: oh poor guy. Cat caught his tongue.

Su she: why are you quiet all of a sudden.

Mo xuanyu: insult him some more.

Yao: *wraps his sword around his waste again* this dude is no fun.

Mo xuanyu: *rests his hand on A-Yao's shoulder* Yao gege, I tied him up.

Yao: excellent. You're such a darling.

Xue yang: the guy says that he sucks guangshan's feet.

Yao: eww!!! *opens fan* but it's true.

Zixun, you shouldn't traumatize team dimple.

Su she: yea!

Mo xuanyu: that's Xichen and Huaisang's job!

Yao: here's some candy, Chengmei.

Xue yang: *grabs it and caresses A-Yao's face* thank you, my gorgeous boss.

Su she: Huangdi, he called me a mediocre cultivator and fraud.

Yao: oh my. Zixun *grabs him behind his head* that isn't nice.

Zixun: you're so passive aggressive! You always speak calmly but your words are still sharp.

Yao: well it took you some time to realise!

Zixun: I don't care! I'll kill all four of you!!

Yao: *slashes his arm* not if I do first.

Zixun: *coughs up blood*

You....sneaky....hulijing.....

Xue yang: why don't you stab him.

Yao: because I want to imprison the guy.

Let him suffer in jail.

Mo xuanyu; are you going yo tell Xuan gege?

Yao: of course! But after his and Yanli's function.

Zixun: what are they having?!

Yao: Minshan, tell him. *opens fan*

Su she: Li Huanghou is pregnant again, so they're having a ptrivate family function to congratulate them.

Zixun: I should go!

Mo xuanyu: does Xuan gege even want to see you.

Yao: sadly you'll be in prison. But I'll pull some strings ok.

Xue yang: guqin strings? Hehe.

Yao; exactly.

Feng and others: *entering*

Yao: he's right there. Capture him.

Feng: understood Huangdi.

Next up~~~ the baby shower/party

[koch-snowflake-blog]

[xinyuehui]

你放心，我对你只是单纯的非分之想

我的反派夫君 | My Villain Husband

[jianqies]

[link-click-incorrect]

Xu Shanshan: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Lu Guang: That’s ridiculous. Name one example.

Xu Shanshan: Wasps.

Dong Yi, supporting her: Spiders.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Qiao Ling.

Qiao Ling: *smacks him*

[plumdepan]

The 100-year-old rabbit spirit 5/?

Continuons d'explorer l'univers de 100-year-old rabbit spirit et intéressons-nous à nouveau à Yuling (pour un personnage secondaire, on dirait que son passé est aussi conséquent que celui de Jiamin, qui est pourtant l'héroïne 😶)

Dans le spin-off "La fiancée de l'automne", on découvre que la famille de Yuling a organisé un événement pour trouver une épouse pour leur fille (élevée comme un garçon, souvenez-vous).

Ainsi, Jiamin se retrouve parmi les candidates (alors qu'elle est amoureuse de Ning Ke). Le plus étonnant, c'est que Tianyang est également présente, pas en tant que servante au service de Jiamin, mais bien en tant noble. Par la suite, des événements encore inconnus ont forcé Tianyang à devenir la servante de Jiamin, tout juste arrivée dans sa famille adoptive.

(Yang Xinyu, Ma Yuling, Peng Jiamin, et Zhao Tianyang ; photo postée sur le Weibo officiel de Yuling)

(Vous l'aurez compris, Xinyu fait aussi partie des prétendantes, mais pour l'instant, je n'ai pas encore réfléchi à son passé)

Puisqu'il est question de la situation familiale de Jiamin, faisons également un petit point à ce sujet. Je n'en ai pas parlé quand j'ai présenté le préquel, mais je pense que c'est tout aussi important pour comprendre l'histoire de l'héroïne.

Jiamin est la fille du défunt général des armées de l'Empereur. A la mort du général, elle est adoptée par un ami proche de celui-ci. Jiamin a également une grande sœur, Shanshan, mais celle-ci a mystérieusement disparu alors qu'elle allait se marier.

Et avec qui devait-elle se marier ? Yuling, bien sûr. C'est d'ailleurs la disparition de Shanshan qui a poussé les parents de Yuling à chercher des prétendantes pour lui trouver une nouvelle épouse. Étant finalement choisie pour épouser Yuling, Jiamin a eu le sentiment de servir de substitut, ce qui explique son refus, même si ses sentiments pour Ning Ke y sont aussi pour quelque chose.

Qu'est-il arrivé à Shanshan ? Reviendra-t-elle un jour ?

Pour l'instant, ces questions sont en attente d'une réponse...

[hulijingemperor2]

Just a little treat💅

Moling 📍

All clan leaders and clan representatives are made their entrance at the Moling Su sect headquarters, whereas the beautiful Meng Family stole the hearts of unlookers.

There was Yao Huangdi, who's holding Taihua, Qin Su and Xiaoyu. Then the heartthrob Rusong, Jingyi and Xiaobao, and of course A-qing amd Huaien.

Despite Rusong having a gf, the hulijing simps still love Rusong Dianxia 🤦‍♀️.

Then there was Meng Shi and Wen Ruohan who walked alongside their grandsons.

Crowd: RUSONG DIANXIA WE LOVE YOUU!!!!

Rusong: oh my. *smile* thank you, thank you.

Meng Shi: Songsong, you did a good job in not making A-qing jealous.

Rusong: thank you, Nainai. Heehee.

Crowd: HUAIEN IS SMOKING HOT! AND JINGYI ER DIANXIA!

Jingyi: oooo, wanna date me?

Huaien: *shy*

Crowd: omg, Xiaobao Dianxia's dimples.

Xiaobao: yes, I'm aware that my dimples are cute. Thank youuu.

Crowd: HUANGDI!! Huangdi is so so ethereal!! All Mengs are!!!

Taihua: A-Die, does your arm feel tired?

Yao: never. When I holding you.

Look, everyone must know that you're the emperor's daughter.

Taihua: aww. Do they think I'm cute?

Yao: mhm. They do!

Xiaoyu: so they're cheering for us too?

Yao: of course they are, dear. Everyone loves their Gongzhus.

Qin su: You're taking everyone's breath away,

Taihua: A-Die, A-Die. This is my first time coming to Moling. May I sit with you and A-niang? Song gege had his chance.

Yao: definitely. You don't need to ask, Hua. Xiaoyu, you too.

Xiaoyu: yay!!

( seating arrangements are more like~ Mengs and team d to the front. Yao Huangdi and Qin Su (if she comes) sits on a special seat next to Minshan.)

~~~

Mo xuanyu: *giving the rest of cultivators the sideeye*

Xue yang: Su xiandu, do you think everyone should dress like team dimple.

Su she: *laughing, while trying to be neutral*

Mo xuanyu: who invited Lan zhan? He isn't a sect leader!

Yao: team dimple, behave.

Mxy and xy: yes huangdi. *pouts*

Meng Shi: such a headache. Every single Consort.

Suyin: I invited him, A-Yu.

Mo xuanyu: oooo. Well you're a part of team d, so I know this will be good.

Xue yang: *stood up* clan leaders! Can you shut up! Shanshan xiandu wants to speak.

Nie Mingjue: weren't you the one who was yapping with team dimple??

Xue yang: and whats your point?

Yao:  *regal* let it be, Nie Zongzhu.

Su xiandu, start.

Su she: yes Huangdi. Greetings cultivators. Welcome to the annual conference.

I would start by commenting on the Jiang sect and Jin sect. You two had topped the charts in cultivation.  Congratulations.

Jinling: thank you xiandu!

Jiang cheng: mnn, thanks.

Su she: apologies for forgetting, but Laoling Qin is progressing as well. And Sect leader Qin wishes to expand his sect to Yunping. Sect leader Qin, can you tell us.

Rusong: sure, Xiandu. *stood up*  I plan to make a subordinate clan called the Yunping Qin Sect.

Despite the Mengs being the prominent Yunping Mengs, they will not overshadow the Yunping Qin.

Su she: marvelous idea, Qin Zongzhu.

Ouyang Zizhen: *clapping* yayy!! Qin Zongzhu!

Rusong: thank you, everyone.

Ouyang Zongzhu.

Qin Su: perfect sect leader Qin.

Yao: he's always brilliant in everything he does.

Qin Su: because he's our son.

Su she: Qin Zongzhu, since you're the representative of young clan leaders, how are things going with Ouyang and Wen?

Rusong: The reformed Wen Sect is still very peaceful, and very wealthy now.

Wen Ruohan: and weak! Boooo!

Meng Shi: oh Ruoruo, be happy for the young sect leader.

Wen Ruohan: a mockery of the great Wens. It's hilarious. They're a bunch of farmers now.

Sizhui: former sect leader Wen, I decided to make it more docile, yet we still practice cultivation. A mixture of Wen and Yiling Wei sect cultivation.

Wei wuxian: now suck on that, Wen Ruohan!

Wen Ruohan: EXCUSE ME!!!

Meng shi: the disrespect.

Yao: Wei Gongzi, Wei Gongzi. Please don't try to upset him.

Su she: you have heard Huangdi! Now behave.

Former sect leader Wen, you're doing a good job. Use your cultivation wisely.

And I like that you guys grow your own crops and medicinal herbs.

Huangdi, do you agree.

Yao: oh yes. Effective hobby and way of life. Sect leader Wen still cherishes the details from his childhood.

I commend him.

Meng Shi: very beautiful. I also believe that this is how it's supposed to be.

Without uprising against my son, emperor Meng.

Wen Ruohan: ah, maybe the change is for the better then.

Su she: right. There shall be no conflict in Huangdi's perfect Jianghu.

Huangdi, the Yu sect asked me some time ago, if they should open a district in the south Province, next to Qinghe. Do you agree?

Yao: unfortunately no. That South province is owned by the Nies. That would cause chaos. Or if the two clans are up for neutralizing the area.

Nie Mingjue: it was an ancestral town, Huangdi.

Yu sect leader: Huangdi, we promise to be quiet.

Yao: Well if it's not used as a cultivation district, then it shall stay as a Nie ancestral town.

Yu sect leader: so be it then.

Yao: you may expand across the Yangtze River.

Yu sect leader: thank you!

Su she: I will fund your expansions.

Yu sect leader: thanks xiandu. But I heard about the Nies and their man eating caves. Do they still exist??

Su she: yes they do, but only the Nies and Huangdi can access them.

Yao: Xuan Huangdi had attempted to destroy them, after that incident with Jinling. However we decided to block it up instead . Only the Nies can go there if necessary, and they shouldn't carry anyone who's not a Nie, with them.

Su she: Huangdi basically can go anywhere he likes.

Su she: Suyin, you had something planned, right?

Suyin: yea, I do.

Hanguang Jun. I heard that you didn't pay respect to xiandu and Huangdi, ever since Su Zongzhu took this position.

That's kind of rude, isn't it? And it's not a good image for your sect and your title.

Lan zhan: I chose not to. But I'm not against Meng Huangdi.

And who are you to tell me?

Xichen: Wangji, don't be rude. He's Minshan's head cultivator and cousin.

Lan zhan: so.

Xichen: please do it for me and the clan.

Suyin: just forget the past, Hanguang Jun! And come pay respects.

Su she: *smug*

Qin Su: I believe he should respect my husband and Su xiandu.

Mo xuanyu: Huanghou approves. You can't back out now.

Meng Shi: well I don't see no harm. Everyone else did it. You should do it too.

Xichen: Wangji. The Mengs approved.

Show some respect.

Xiaobao: what's his problem?

Rusong: *whispers* saltiness.

Jingyi: well I do love Hanguang Jun, but I believe respect is everything. I wonder what he would do?

What if they fight! That  would be so fun!

Rusong: for the sake of peace, he must show his respect to xiandu.

Xiaobao: ahh, I'm with Song gege. Even though I'm confused about cultivation.

Fengge: San Dianxia. Hanguang Jun is known for his stubbornness and disrespect.

Jingyi: hey. Take it easy on him. He has his reasons..

Fengge: Xiandu and the emperor must be respected.

Rusong: I agree. *opens fan*

Suyin: come on, acknowledge Minshan and Huangdi.

On your knees.

Or else team dimple will handle you.

Lan zhan: is this the reason why you invited me?

Suyin: yes! Because I must make sure that everyone respects Meng Huangdi and his chief cultivator.

Sisi: Lan Wangji, Knowing my Huanghou jiejie, she can arrest you for disobeying the Mengs.

Disrespecting xiandu is like disrespecting Huangdi.

Meng Shi: thank you for telling him that. And I will label Lan gui fei not favorable of Huangdi and send him to the cold palace.

Xichen: oh nooooo. Wangji, my marriage is in jeopardy.

Huaisang: those Mengs are so powerful, omg.

Lan zhan: *sighs, then stood up and slowly kowtowed*

Jingyi: woooow!

Rusong: *being Ayao's alter ego(tm)* Good.

Lan zhan: Su xiandu, accept Gusu Lan's Lan Wangji's respect.

You have such a powerful sect.

Su she: *smiling* ah, I love to see you kneeling actually.

It looks good on you. Anything else?

Lan zhan:  no.

Su she: no, who?

Lan zhan: no xiandu.

Guangyao Huangdi, accept my respect.

My Huangdi, and the Jianghu's. Preserver of all.

Xichen: awww.

Yao: thank you Hanguang Jun. That was lovely.

Discard the formalities.

Fengge: should have been better.

Xue yang: put more back into it! Pretend the floor is Wei wuxian.

Yao: *trying keep his regal composure* xue yang.

Su she: lol.

Suyin: anyone else want to greet xiandu and Huangdi?

Huaisang: *nervous* w...we did already, Suyin.....

Former sect leader Ouyang: *nudges oyzz* go do it. You're a new sect leader!

Ouyang Zizhen: of course! Haha, I'll do it.

Ouyang Zizhen: *kneels* Su xiamdu, greetings to you. You're always Huangdi's fine choice. The clans have been in order for such a long time.

I'm but a mere clan leader Ouyang.

Su she:  thank you ouyang Zongzhu.

Ouyang Zizhen: Meng Huangdi, accept this mere clan leader's respect. My Huangdi and the Jianghu's Huangdi as well.

Yao: *happily nods*

Ouyang: Rusong Dianxia, you already know you're hot. And I pay my respects to you too.

Rusong: *smugly fluttering his fan*

Lovely to hear.

A couple minutes later~~

Su she: that conference went well, and ended on a positive, and yet surprising note. Now I'll usher Huangdi to meet you.

Huangdi, Shall we.

Yao: *smile* let's meet them.

Suyin and the rest of team d then ushered the other Mengs~

Su she: Huangdi, please, I want you and your family to stay for 5 days. Well, actually as much as you like!

Yao: aw, Minshan xiandu, that's lovely. We would love to. You welcome us so warmly.

Su she: I must, welcome my world.

Yao: *amused*

Su she: Huangdi. This is sect leader Jiang.

Jiang cheng: i think he knows who I am.

Su she: yes, now be grateful, and bow to him.

Jiang cheng: *bow* greetings Yao Huangdi.

Yao: how didn't you hesitate, Jiang zongzhu. *laughs daintily*

Jiang cheng: doing my duty as a concubine and someone who's under you. But yes, Xiandu is annoying at times.

Yao: oh don't say that about Su xiandu. He does a marvelous job.

Su she: Huangdi, this is Wen Zongzhu.

Sizhui: greetings Huangdi.

Yao: nice to meet you.

Sizhui: Huangdi, sorry to ask, are there any more of that fried lotus root?

Su she: *confused* (what is this Lan kid asking the emperor of the Jianghu)

Sizhui: my sect members and I love the delicacy.

Yao: oh waw. Minshan, how much did you cater for?

Su she: 4600. And I think it's finished. Forgive me.

Yao: it's ok. I'll send a chef or two to Qishan.

Sizhui: thank you. Ah, sorry for asking.

Yao: ask anything, Wen Zongzhu.

Sizhui: um.....the Wen sect needs a little funding for more repairs, Xiandu and Huangdi.

We're planning on expanding to Yiling.

Yao: mmm. Minshan, you do your duties. And make sure they get their stuff done.

Su she: will do.

Remember, Yiling burial mounds are off limits.

Sizhui: right. I'll abide by the rules.

Yao: don't worry. Team dimple are in charge of Yiling's burial mounds. I know it's where you grew up.

Sizhui: thank you.

(Team d are in charge of yiling burial mounds because of the resources too but that's a Meng secret 💅)

Yao: Minshan, I want to meet the smaller clan leaders. Introduce me to them.

Su she: right away, Huangdi. How can I introduce them, when you remember all their names, courtesy names, titles and nicknames.

Yao: haha, me and my ol memory? I don't want to replace xiandu's work.

Su she: You're so pleasant.

This is the clan leader of the Runan Wang Sect.

Wang Zongzhu: greetings, my Huangdi.

Yao: pleasure to meet you. I know you're known for a very rare type of swordsmanship, correct?

Wang Zongzhu: yes. We use sabers like the Nies, but differently.

Yao: marvelous. That do sound exciting.

Su she: Huangdi, this is the~~

Yao: Rizhao zeng clan leader.

Zeng Zongzhu: my most benevolent Huangdi *bow*

Yao: enjoyed the conference, Zongzhu?

Zeng Zongzhu: yes, Huangdi. I agree! That Lan got to respect you. You're our Huangdi.

Huangdi, can you come to our sect. We're trying to select head clan members to survey the watchtowers.

Yao: oh. Well sure I can come help out.

Thank you for inviting me.

Zeng Zongzhu: i was kind of scared at first. How can Huangdi help a mere sect leader.

Yao: it's my duty to. And everyone has importance here.

~~~

On the other side~~

Qin su: *meeting some cultivators* You all are very talented. I know that you make up the backbone of the Jianghu.

Thank you, Huanghou!

You're so pretty in real life. It's my first time seeing you.

You're wearing gold, but your face itself is golden.

Qin Su: awww, I'm flattered.

Anyways, you did remarkable work as cultivators.

Taihua: good work guys! Thumbs up!

Qin Su and cultivators: awwww.

Thank you so much, Gongzhu!

She's the cutest thing.

Qin su: Huahua is pleased too.

Aw!

~~

Huaien: Xiaobao, are you going to learn cultivation any time soon?

Xiaobao: nop. I rather use fox spirit power.

Huaien: that's alright. And I'm always here to protect you.

Xiaobao: aww. You know Huaien, I'm not really into the swordfighting, and all that blood.

Huaien: I'm planning on joining the Moling Su sect. And I think the senior members are impressed by my qualifications.

Xiaobao: that's great news!! *hugs* congrats. Who wouldn't be impressed by you.

~

Next chapter, we'll meet Zixuan Huangdi's concubine 🤭💅

This is just a pre written chapter 🌟

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Yao: *all decked up for his wedding*

Mo xuanyu: you look very gorgeous, Yao gege.

Xue yang: Lan lips is going to faint when he sees you.

But if he does, can I tie him up?

Yao: *laughing* no muffin. Spare him.

Xue yang: fine. Just because it's your wedding day.

Su she: *blushing* you look stunning.

Yao: thank you Shanshan.

Mo xuanyu: reminds us of when he married us lol. Even though it was a short wedding.

Su she: yea.

*holds a-Yao's hand.* come my king.

Your wedding caravan is ready.

Yao: *blush* mn.

Mo xuanyu: I love you, Yao gege. And I'm ready to fight Xichen if he breaks your heart!

Xue yang: I don't think I can share you with him.

Su she: stay with team D.

Yao: of course I will, team dimple. I love you guys a lot.

Trio: awww.

Su she: Huangdi, your dimples become deeper when you're happy.

And I love that.

Mo xuanyu: you should always stay happy, Yao gege.

Yao: *blushing*

Su she: *caresses hand for a little bit* you're so delicate.

Xue yang: because he's lavish. He's a diva.

Mo xuanyu: how can he lift a finger when everyone obeys him.

Team dimple and his staff, that is. Heehee.

Su she: and lan Lips. He finally did something right.

Yao: oh guys. Lol.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, you're the most precious thing in the world ok.

~

A-Yao entered into his special peony shaped caravan, which is designed to bloom and reveal him sitting elegantly in its center.

The caravan was led by about 1000 fox spirits as well as team dimple.

Then, when A-Yao entered his court, everyone, especially Xichen dressed in red was astonished by his spellbinding beauty.

Xichen: *blushing*

Yao: *also blushing, while walking towards him*

The two became so lost on each other! Whereas team dimple was drooling over A-Yao in the corner.

Xichen: *clears throat* A-Yao....

Yao: *lowers gaze* Huan.

Xichen: *kisses his dimple*

Officiator: let's start the three bows!

Huaisang: *still dressed like a eunuch* STOP THE WEDDING!

Huaisang: You just can't marry Xichen!

Yao: *sarcasm* oh what a resourceful opinion. Rest assured, your comments will be respectfully discarded.

I thought you were under house arrest.

Huaisang: I was!

Yao: *sigh* anything else to add?

Huaisang: I had an affair with Xichen!

Team dimple: *gasps*

Xichen: ew no. That's not true.

Xue yang: Xichen is a playerrrrr.

Xichen: huaisang isn't my type.

Mo xuanyu: *crying dramatically* what if he WAS!!! WOULD YOU DO YAO GEGE LIKE THAT! And for that Nie disaster!

Su she: our hearts are broken. You have killed team dimple, Lan lips!

I'll destroy you for breaking A-Yao's heart.

Xue yang: are we really going to listen to Huaisang who's cosplaying an eunuch.

Yao: not impressed.

Huaisang: well I'm pregnant for Xichen.

Yao: Huaisang, you're a man.

Huaisang: *scoffs*

I'm tired of this! *exits*

Yao: the guy gave up so quickly.

Xichen: he has got nothing else to say.

Yao: he could have planned his script.

someone make sure that he's back in his room. And get someone to have him under surveillance.

Fuying: yes Huangdi.

Yao: how careless of me.

I'll deal with him afterwards.

Officiator: let's continue the ceremony, Huangdi.

Bow to your ancestors, the heavens and to each other.

Xiyao: *completes the ritual*

Everyone: Congratulations Huangdi and Lan gui fei!!! *cheering*

May you have a happy married life!

You're officially a member of Huangdi's harem!

Have fun in his harem!

Chuan: and we hope that you don't stress out team dimple!

Yao: *laughing slighly*

Xue yang: paid him to say that.

Su she: he's stating facts though.

Mo xuanyu: that must be said.

Trio: congratulations again, Jiggy and Lan Chicken.

Yao: heehee. Thanks team D!

Wait right here, I have to chat with some people, as they want to congratulate Huan and I.

Xue yang: yea Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: I'm so happy for Yao gege.

Su she: yea. Even though I dislike Xichen. I just love to see my A-Yao happy.

Once he's happy, nothing else matters.

Xue yang: yea for real. And I hope Xiyao break the bed while doing papapa.

~~~

During the wedding banquet~

Team D: *judging people*

Su she: Huangdi is truly too hot for this world.

Mo xuanyu: I know right.

Xichen: *breathes*

Trio: how dare he.

Mo xuanyu: he's taking up our Yao gege's spotlight.

Xue yang: very selfish.

Xue yang: he should ask Jiggy for permission to breathe.

Su she: he doesn't have any respect for the emperor.

Mo xuanyu: poor Yao gege.

Yao: *exhales*

Trio: awww, his dimples.

Xue yang: work of art.

Mo xuanyu: baby is sleepy from all these ceremonies.

Su she: awww. He's truly majestic.

Lan zhan: team dimple.

Su she: Hanguang Jun. *death stare*

Mo xuanyu: little lips what are you doing here?

Lan zhan: it's Xiongzheng's wedding.

Xue yang: did you just say little lips? *laughing*

Mo xuanyu: yea. He's Lan lips' younger brother. So little lips.

Lan zhan: why did you bully my Xiongzheng?

Xue yang: we didn't bully him!

Lan lips can handle a test!

Lan zhan: what test?

Su she: he has to be perfect for Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: so he must be drilled by us

Lan zhan: Xiongzheng is very ideal.

Mo xuanyu: is he ideal for Yao gege? Has he pass the dimple test!

Xue yang: it's our job to test him!

Lan zhan: dimple test?

Xue yang: that's where he has to squish Jiggy's dimple without touching his face.

Lan zhan: now how's that possible.

Su she: exactly.

Mo xuanyu: guys, stop scaring little lips.

We just gave him a shovel challenge as well as a shovel talk interview. No harm.

Xue yang: well the kitchen almost caught on fire, but.

No one got hurt!

Do you have anything to say Lan zhan?!

Su she: since that you had the audacity to question and blame team dimple.

Lan zhan: Su she, stop being a simp. Mo xuanyu, it's illegal to look like Wei ying and xue yang. You're annoying. *walks away*

Trio: *offended*

Mo xuanyu: how dare he.

Su she: he's not qualified to speak to lianfang zun.

Xue yang: mean! When have I annoyed the crusty Lan.

I just annoyed Lan Qiren.

Mo xuanyu: sometimes I don't know what's wrong with these Lans.

Su she: they're always cranky. Surprisingly Xichen isn't.

Xue yang: cuz he's Jiggy's choice.

Jiggy has an amazing taste.

Mo xuanyu: I know right. Like look at team D. We're hot as well.

Su she: but not as hot as our boss.

Zixuan: *hugs* congrats A-Yao*

Yao: thanks Zish.

Zixuan: and I hope that Xichen gives you gold things, and not twigs and well water tea.

Yao: Zish *laughing* how do you think Lans live.

Zixuan: I don't know, in a cave right?

Yao: you went to school there, lol.

Zixuan: that was their home?? Why did I think that it was a nature resort?

That clears everything up.

I was wondering why they were having classes in a nature resort.

Yao: *laughing* oh my goodness.

Zixuan: I remembered that you came in with Huaisang. You were so cute!!

I really wished that you were in class with me.

Yao: that would have been so fun.

Zixuan: sadly I was stuck with that annoying Wei wuxian and the rest of people I can't remember their name.

Oh! And A-li! Of course. She was the normal one in the class.

Yao: aww.

Zixuan: you were so cute and young! Well still are.

But you were such a young and humble hulijing emperor.

Yao: yea. I'm always humble. Also I was trying to climb the social ladder.

Zixuan: as you should. You deserve to be a Jin. And you were treated unfairly.

Xichen: wait...why did you think that my home was a nature resort.

Zixuan: because it was smaller than Jinlintai and was close to nature. Duhh.

By the way, your food was a bit plain. Can you tell your chefs to improve.

Xichen: b..but.....*sighs* yes Huangdi.