#Straight vs gay

[warhheads]

im fucking crying

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[spase2axolotl]

school boi

[tanglecolors]

scott is such a terrible friend but mostly out of ignorance and not malice lol

[afterthelambs]

Shuake and Jundori are basically the same ship

List of similarities between Joker/Akechi and Junpei/Chidori:

Ship is between a chill guy and an assassin

Characters share the same persona affinity (Arsene and Loki both use curse, Hermes and Medea both use fire)

Assassin's outfit colors are mainly white and red (specifically akechi's robin hood outfit)

Assassin's persona may hurt them (Loki has call of chaos and Medea attacks Chidori)

Assassin deceives the chill guy into thinking they're normal to get info on the group he's part of

Assassin betrays and kidnaps the chill guy + separates him from his friend group because he's the leader (Junpei was lying about being the leader but Chidori believed it)

Friend group is only cordial with the assassin at best but doesn't wish harm on them

Chill guy is the only one who truly connects with the assassin

Assassin insists they dont care about the chill guy but deep down they do

While responsible for their own actions, the assassin is still being manipulated by someone close to them

Revealed that the assassin's abilities were being exploited by the families of both games' wealthy Empress Arcana (Okumura used Akechi via Shido to assassinate enemies, Kirijo group used Chidori as a child experiment)

In late November, the assassin has a 1-vs-many fight against the chill guy and his friends

After you beat the assassin, the ones manipulating them appear and reveal they're willing to discard the assassin for being weak

The manipulators threaten to shoot the chill guy instead

Assassin sacrifices themself for the chill guy during the shooting

Chill guy's greatest wish was to be with the assassin and losing them challenges their resolve to fight (Joker may or may not fold on 2/2 but Junpei gets his resolve back as part of the plot)

Toxic doomed trope

If Royal and Reload (because thats what I played):

14. Chill guy and assassin have a special attack (showtime and theurgy)

15. Assassin died permanently in the original version of the games, but they can be saved in future remakes (if you spent enough time with them and made the right choices in-game)

I think that's it? But if anyone points out more I will edit this and add them

[rosstrytobe]

While watching Friends i must say this a good represantation of platonic homoerotic friendship between men (I know because straight men are always like this between each other and i don't get it):

On the other hand this two needs to kiss and be a couple right now:

[theposhperyton]

All evidence suggests yes

[queen-of-hawkins-why-ler]

Someone I know from college posted this on insta?? 😭😭 what the fuck 💀💀💀

[raisedbythetv89]

I can’t stop thinking about all the male tv and movie writers who are absolute shit at writing romance between men and women and then write friendships with all the makings of the greatest romance stories ever told completely by accident and even sometimes get mad when ppl ship them like hommie you wanna kiss your bestie so bad IT’S FUCKING WITH YOUR JOB

[queerslurheritageposts]

I come bearing links to funny faggot videos (you said you couldn’t find the series, but I have them here)

Baldur’s Gate 3

Animal Crossing (there’s two separate parts that’s why there’s two links)

Legend Of Zelda

Pokémon

these are all of the ones out now, but if any more come out, I’ll be sure to send them 🫡

not the bg3 one calling Wyll spineless 😭 he would be scared to say it tho he's too niceys

these are all very good thank you for sharing!

[aturnoftheearth]

i do think it’s funny that you can walk into a panel with misha collins and he’ll say “yeah for sure!! if the cw wasn’t so homophobic they’d be fuckin’ nasty 24/7” and then you say “okay” and walk out and walk into a panel with jared padalecki and jensen ackles and they’ll say “yeah haha cas would totallyyyyy be balls deep in dean because he’s GAY haha have we ever told you about the prank where-” and then you say “okay” and walk out like the dichotomy of a supernatural convention needs to be studied

[uiuishii]

I'm surprised by the lack of popularity of Imodna. Don't get me wrong, the ship is popular, but it could be more.

These days, I was thinking about wlw/mlm representations, and it's just crazy how a majority of people seem more enthusiastic about mlm ships. I like mlm, but why would people prefer it? I don't understand the "love is love, but mlm > wlw" logic. I'm saying that because I'm pretty sure that if imodna was a mlm ship it would be waaaaaay more popular. When you search on AO3 (Critical Role) there are around 8353 mlm fictions and only 5434 wlw. Why? 

It's like with powerful male characters vs powerful female characters. I mean if Philippa was Philippe, a powerful and morally grey gay sorcerer, I'm pretty sure he could be a top 5 fan favorite characters of the Witcher fandom. Same for sooooo many fictional characters. You only have to switch the gender to change the fandom perception of a character/ship.

Yeah I'm really random tonight but this thought was stuck in my brain and I had to write it down somewhere.

No offence to mlm or male characters btw.

Why am I thinking about that at midnight.

[wiredalienvampire]

me when i FUCKING GET YOU!!!!

[mabaris]

inviting your LI over to show off your Cool New Belt :)

[leezuhh]

sunshine court no context

[sciderman]

Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?

actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.

my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.