#Straight vs gay
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im fucking crying
#south park#style#stendy#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#wendy testaburger#stendy vs style#straight vs gay#any stendy shippers want to kiss and make out
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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scott is such a terrible friend but mostly out of ignorance and not malice lol
#also this is platonic lol we dont do sco\\ace here#scott pilgrim#wallace wells#spto#spvtw#scott pilgrim takes off#scott pilgrim vs the world#tanglecolors#tangles comics#two bros sharing a bed and cuddling cause theyre not ghey. but unironically#i just adore the gay/straight synergy between them ok. peak friendship dynamic
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All evidence suggests yes
#starting a new power scaling system for the warlords of the sea but im rating them based on whether i think theyre an ally or homophobic#kuma is an ally because photos dont lie and hes clearly wearing an ally pin#also you cant spend that much time around somebody with the title “Queen of the Queers” and somehow be homophobic afterwards#unless youre sanji but hes still on his internalized homophobia growth arc. i believe in you buddy you can beat this#crocodile is trans and baroque works is the alphabet mafia in a literal form#with that said. he has the energy of “im not homophobic yall are just annoying”#doffy has the energy of a homophobic homosexual#like hed kiss a guy and then call him a f*g and throw him out a nearby window#jimbei joins the strawhats so ofc HES an ally#blackbeard sucks but i dont think hes homophobic#hes one of those people you meet and theyre just the worst all around and youre like “man this guy has gotta be homophobic”#somebody mentions their partner and you go “oh boy here it is” but he just has no reaction whatsoever#hes such a problem but at least hes not homophobic on top of everything else#Gecko Moria is such a virgin that i dont think he knows being gay exists any more than he knows being straight does#Typa MFer who thinks “sex” is just a synonym for gender#also hed see your top scars and get excited because he thinks youre a zombie#gecko moria probably thinks LGBT is an acronym for some branch of the navy that he doesnt know (or care) about#Because Boa lives on Sapphic island i would jump the gun and immediately say she's an ally but i feel that its more complicated than that#not unlike moria. she also doesnt actually have a real strong grasp on being straight vs being queer#but thats just because shes used to everybody being whipped for her equally#somebody tries to explain it to her and shes just like “??? but theyre all obsessed with me?”#if she ever encounters a gay man it will be a reality shifting event for her#id say itd be the same if she met a sex/romance indifferent aroace but like#monkey d luffy#its already happened#mihawk is probably both an ally and queer himself but he just minds his own business so much that we may never know#one piece#seven warlords#warlords of the sea#bartholomew kuma
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Someone I know from college posted this on insta?? 😭😭 what the fuck 💀💀💀
#it’s us bylers against the world#us vs them#us vs the lowest common denominator#of ppl in the ga#empty skulls#this is what we’re up against#lmao#byler#byler shitpost#byler shitposting#mike wheeler#will byers#mike wheeler is a boykisser#mike wheeler is in love with will byers#mike wheeler is not straight#byler is endgame#mike wheeler is gay#st5#byler brainrot#byler memes#byler tumblr#byler nation#stranger things#st4#st5 speculation
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I come bearing links to funny faggot videos (you said you couldn’t find the series, but I have them here)
Baldur’s Gate 3
Animal Crossing (there’s two separate parts that’s why there’s two links)
Legend Of Zelda
Pokémon
these are all of the ones out now, but if any more come out, I’ll be sure to send them 🫡
not the bg3 one calling Wyll spineless 😭 he would be scared to say it tho he's too niceys
these are all very good thank you for sharing!
#not a heritage post#asks#manyminded#also throwback to when Minthara straight up called me a fairy my first playthrough#it's because we were playing as a half elf but still. it *felt* like a slur coming from her (it was really funny)#best takes in the animal crossing one are Mabel and Sable hands down#straight girl who assumes ur her gay bestie because you talk to her vs closeted ace lesbian with mile high emotional walls and no subtlety#LoZ spot on of course. the great fairy is literally called the great FAIRY cmon yall#and pokemon. i don't really go here other than PoGo but everyone looks very gay so I agree#giovanni definitely doing it for sport but also. closted gay man#anyway team rocket is like a house to me. they should be voguing#okay i know i ended up reviewing them all here but I'm leaving the wyll comment in the general post I GOT to stand up for my man
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i do think it’s funny that you can walk into a panel with misha collins and he’ll say “yeah for sure!! if the cw wasn’t so homophobic they’d be fuckin’ nasty 24/7” and then you say “okay” and walk out and walk into a panel with jared padalecki and jensen ackles and they’ll say “yeah haha cas would totallyyyyy be balls deep in dean because he’s GAY haha have we ever told you about the prank where-” and then you say “okay” and walk out like the dichotomy of a supernatural convention needs to be studied
#i know misha literally said the words balls deep but it seems like such a jared padalecki thing to say in his ‘gay people are the joke’ way#alshakdhkdhad anyway.#misha collins wailing into his pillow every night because he’s straight vs jensen ackles who- i’ve said too much
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amangela fans have already been in like. turbo mode for the last few weeks and i dont know why i thought it might SLOW DOWN rather than speed up once the month ended. bc now we are in pride month and its just KEPT GOING. and i think its gonna keep accelerating. like im thrilled but also. oh my god.
#i dont even know if we can pinpoint a single cause for it but we're two days into pride month and there are so many new fics and the smosh#members stream and whatever the hell happened in todays video and we KNOW amanda is gleefully leaning into the amangela bit now and angela#gay vs straight liveshow... WE ARE TWO DAYS INTO JUNE. HOW WILL I SURVIVE THIS. its incrediblr#amangela#smosh rpf#i guess
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I'm surprised by the lack of popularity of Imodna. Don't get me wrong, the ship is popular, but it could be more.
These days, I was thinking about wlw/mlm representations, and it's just crazy how a majority of people seem more enthusiastic about mlm ships. I like mlm, but why would people prefer it? I don't understand the "love is love, but mlm > wlw" logic. I'm saying that because I'm pretty sure that if imodna was a mlm ship it would be waaaaaay more popular. When you search on AO3 (Critical Role) there are around 8353 mlm fictions and only 5434 wlw. Why?
It's like with powerful male characters vs powerful female characters. I mean if Philippa was Philippe, a powerful and morally grey gay sorcerer, I'm pretty sure he could be a top 5 fan favorite characters of the Witcher fandom. Same for sooooo many fictional characters. You only have to switch the gender to change the fandom perception of a character/ship.
Yeah I'm really random tonight but this thought was stuck in my brain and I had to write it down somewhere.
No offence to mlm or male characters btw.
Why am I thinking about that at midnight.
#imodna#critical role#random thoughts#the witcher#philippa eilhart#laudna#imogen temult#wlw#mlm#why#ao3#why why#bl vs gl is such a useless fight#everyone is gay in the end#justice for#strong female characters#lesbians#and sapphic#bi women pan women aroace women: women#straight women too but it's not the subject#why am I fighting against me in my own tags#why does the brain brains this way#stop braining#oh here I go#random again#sigh
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sunshine court no context
#i'm sorry... i couldnt stop thinking of this meme while reading the beginning#lemme find the line that really set it in for me... ok it was 'have fun whoring your way to the top of another line-up you useless bitch'#the raven hate mail game was insane#anyways yea i just spent like 3 hours straight reading tsc and yes i just finished it#the sunshine court#the sunshine court spoilers#all for the game#nora sakavic#also neil continuing the time-honored tradition of murdering rapists at the end of the book was iconic. king#i need to reread the og trilogy sighhhh the second book is a lil hard for me to get thru though#but i liked this one a ton. all the characters felt very real#i liked the choice to make the trojans not all sunshine and rainbows but have to make an effort to keep up that appearance#and also oml these bitches are worried about jean ruining their reputation when they have LUCAS on the lineup ? yall have bigger problems..#thats a joke i just think lucas is a bitch#i was also surprised by jean ending up pan vs jeremy just gay because the fandom characterization has always been the opposite#but yknow what i like it a lot#tempted to put a whole book review right in these tags but i won't#aftg //#tsc spoilers#tsc
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Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?
actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.
my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.
#sci speaks#i'm trying to understand the gays. they are a mystery to me.#i've seen a lot more toxic masculinity coming from gay men than i have from straight men.#i think it makes sense. they have less women in their lives. so they reckon with a lot more masculinity. more dick measuring.#also gay men have some of THE most unhealthy romantic relationships i've ever seen in my life.#this isn't a blanket statement on everyone but just from what i've seen. it's such a strange pattern i've observed.#lesbians? healthy. straights? usually healthy. gay men? universally a tire fire that makes me say “if you hate each other so much ??”#“why are you together??????????”#i have never met a cis gay mlm couple in real life that was healthy. every single one of them made my eyes widen in horror.#i want them to be healthy. please treat each other better.#the number of bitchy bitchy fights i've seen between mlm couples in public that make me so terrified#but i know mlm relationships in general are usually less... affectionate than wlw relationships. even and especially friendships.#just an observation.#i hate to say that there is a definite difference between amab vs afab experiences when it comes to relationship dynamics but.#of course there is. there is. as much as i want to say gender and sex do not matter. it really does.#it makes a difference. it does.#which is kind of why i'm glad i was born in the body i was. when people say “trans means you feel you were born in the wrong body”#im like.. i don't think that's true. i don't think that's true for me.#i wouldn't be me if i wasn't born the way i was. and i want to be me. but i'm a boy. i'm a boy but in the body that i have.#my body is still a boy's body. because i live in here.#sorry this went off on a tangent.#but yeah i know my brain would be different if i was amab. and i don't want all those other issues.#i think the only reason i'm so peaceful and serene is because i'm afab. and afabulous.#i see cis guys and im like.. yeah i don't want what you got.#once again! lucky to be me! i'm lucky. im lucky i have a vargooba. thank fuck for that!#couldve been so much worse off. could've been born with a dick and would be fighting for my life right now.
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did tha drawing meme by TAGASAING on twitteur
#straight artist wallace vs gay artist wallace#i love this freaking guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#wallace pokemon#champion wallace#gym leader wallace#pokemon#felix art
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my friend is so fucking girlie pop he’s listening to dua lipa in the shower rn while 10 mins ago in the car i was playing 2pac. i think he stole my femininity
#rambles.#i’m /j i can be feminine SOMETIMES#but he has an 8-step skin care routine while i use one bar of soap and shampoo#gay man vs. his weird straight female bff
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insane that there is finally an actually good and interesting and believable straight couple in an avatar-verse story and they’re not even actually together
#forgive me for saying avatar-verse i hate that there even is one#but these books are the way to do it if there is gonna be one#yangchen#kavik#yangvik#i believe ppl are calling it lol#the dawn of yangchen#the legacy of yangchen#they are sooooooo#honestly they might be the best couple in any avatar media straight or otherwise#like they’re the only straight ship that’s good at ALL but they might be more interesting to me than the gay ones too#WAIT i lied there’s one other good straight couple i forgot about sokka and suki!!!!!!!!!#i’m so sorry i was so caught up in how bad all the major het couples are#and how the katara w aang vs zuko debate is dumb bc they’re both terrible ships#r.txt#EDIT I FORGOT SOKKA AND SUKI#THEYRE WONDERFUL THIS IS NOT A DIG AT THEM#i wasn’t even thinking about them in this context bc to me they just kind of. are.#like they’re not underwritten bc there’s not big declaration of love or being married forever or anything#like there’s nothing to underwrite they just like each other and are dating and that’s the ideal situation imo#i love that for them#but like if kavik and yangchen DID address their feelings it would’ve felt natural and believable#unlike the other het avatar romances or other popular major character het ships. you know who i mean.#anyway remembering they exist and i love them kind of undermined my whole post but i’m posting anyway
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I can’t stop thinking about all the male tv and movie writers who are absolute shit at writing romance between men and women and then write friendships with all the makings of the greatest romance stories ever told completely by accident and even sometimes get mad when ppl ship them like hommie you wanna kiss your bestie so bad IT’S FUCKING WITH YOUR JOB
#wenclair is ironically what inspired this like even men writing two women as friends vs their romantic options with men#but the way there are literally ENDLESS examples of this#I think if being bisexual wasn’t so demonized by straights AND gays this wouldn’t be an issue
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#prattle#sorry mars stealing your funny reply 2 me#overwatch 2#junkrat#ow2#what having had to play in a tournament against a bunch of masters-top 500 streamers does to a plat player (me)#ill be ready for junkrat vs junkrat 2023 dont worry. i will secure team gay that win#overwatch#ow2 clips#we lost because dizian was on our team 💅 cis straight man didnt have the vibes for team gay
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