#Stopped on Track

[walnutsupreme]

well. hm

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[blabberoo]

I'm still busy with finals but I have another au idea.

Stan becomes a very successful business man, while Ford fails school because of his extreme fascination with pseudoscience (not really pseudo in the world of gravity falls) at a young age.

Aka Ford gets kicked out instead of Stan

[datcravat]

MOTHER

[mashmoshmoosh]

THEY ADDED SEX TO THE WARNINGS

WERE BASICALLY PROMISED CLOSE UP SHOTS OF THEIR LABIAS SLAPPING TOGETHER

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*glancing back at my childhood in the rearview mirror* and what the FUCK was up with my mom always signing me up for Activities

[zeropro]

I know we just got some angst, but I can't it's just too good

Can we get just a little bit more? pretty please with a cherry on top 🍒 🙏🥺

oops, lost your trine

Part 1 | [Part 2] | [Part 3] | [Part 4]

[mobius-m-mobius]

#there are two types of actors 😂💖

[tobyfoxmademeascaly]

I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.

[isatartdump]

i;m a lesbian but i am so insanely attracted to your isabeau it's unreal. please keep posting him i fall in love more every time

Please keep faling in love with Isabeau. He's almost like a muse to me. He always looks divine

Sunkissed. The universe itself stops to stare. Gods I love this guy.

Now have an Isabeau sketch blast because I love him almost as much as I love Loop

And for last- Isa with glasses...

[morganbritton132]

Obsessed with Steve’s mom only being ‘super well-respected’ in a business setting. Like, she’s great to work with and plays the game better than most men, but as a mom? Hated.

Steve doesn’t have a single friend whose mom doesn’t hate his. His teachers hate his parents. When they make one of their two appearances at the school every year, every parent that loves their kid is holding their breath not to say something to them.

[lilybug-02]

Hesitate or Perish.

Bug Fact: Dragonflies have a hunting success rate of 95%, higher than any other animal observed in the world.

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[donelywell]

They then spent the rest of the night talking about Hot Wheels modifications and the flavor Blue Raspberry. Until Tails fell asleep by accident and Sonic had to carry him to bed.

Swap AU belongs to @foolnamedjoey!

I love this au so much you have no idea.

[trashytracktales]

GIRL since you write lando HEAVENLY, what do you think are landos “traits” and love languages when he’s your boyfriend? Like when he gives peak peak peak boyfriend husband material 🫠🫠

to me is: morning sex, holding hands, driving with one hand cause the other is on you, taking pics of you when you’re not noticing, commenting your insta with unhinged comments, watching a movie with his head on your lap and you scratching his head and shoulders, slapping your ass out of nowhere when you’re cooking, and all those attitudes that sometimes make him so silly and attached to you that people sometimes wonder if he’s your boyfriend or your sibling

these are things that to me SCREAM lando norris boyfriend behaviors but please 🫠 add more 🫠

Ohhh, dearest anon. You just cracked open Pandora’s box. Every single thing you listed is PEAK Lando behavior, but let me sprinkle in some extra boyfriend material chaos, because the list is endless.

Hugs from behind when you’re doing literally anything + surprise back hug & kisses on the neck because he’s needy like that.

Texting you the most unhinged messages when you’re not together.

LAZY morning sex that turns into three missed alarms because he swore he would get up early, but now he’s unfortunately calling his trainer with a fake excuse.

Taking the most disrespectful candid photos of you (e.g. mid-chew, double chin, half-asleep) and using them as ammunition for your birthday.

He 1000% steals your skincare and hair products.

Wearing your hair ties on his wrist just because it reminds him of you. And sometimes using them to launch tiny projectiles at you when he’s bored.

Making out with you like a horny teenager in random places. Guaranteed.

The type to grab your jaw mid-makeout just to hear you whimper.

He lives to rile you up in any possible way: purposely sticking his cold hands under your hoodie just to hear you squeal, squeezing your thigh under the dinner table just to see you blush, or whispering some real filthy shit in your ear when you’re around people. And then acts innocent 🥺(😈)

He loves watching you get ready. Send tweet.

Can’t think of anything else now, but Lando as a boyfriend is the definition of playful, possessive clingy, and horny with a sprinkle of softness. We are all down bad for that and honestly, it is not a crime!!

[hotchology]