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"Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the differences, no matter the issue."
#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#pep art#i love them your honor#batfam#batfamily#i love those pre red hood reveal fics#where some bad guy wants to impress jason by fucking up Nightwing#and Jason is always like#fuck you guys... i had like a 32 step plan and you ruined it#thats my brother you assholes#and dicks like#bro wtf why is the crime lord who carried around severed heads in a sports bag rescuing me
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Armand and Daniel's adventures in 'The story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire.'
#devil's minion#book!dm#storytime: i know nothing abt sports so i looked for a young dancer in the 70s and chose baryshnikov (in the new york gif)#thing is i didn't remember armand mentioning him later in the chapter!#and that made me realize that baryshnikov IS probably the dancer they “adopted”. that's why armand wants to go see him with daniel!#they're the parents who stepped up!! in this universe baryshnikov became the messi of ballet thanks to them omg#maybe yall connected the dots but i didn't :|#armand#daniel molloy#armaniel#armandaniel#interview with the vampire#iwtv#tvc#the vampire chronicles#the queen of the damned#qotd#my edits#gif#gifset
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c c caan you draw ted, , , pleas,e , ogugh ,, ,
even hatchetfield's resident asshole can find it in his heart to be kind sometimes
#this ask is so funny to me. here take your ted(s) please dont die on my front step#the property value will go down and then the hoa will hunt me for sport#id in alt text#ted spankoffski#hatchetfield#time bastard#definitely art#artstyle change i know but i got bored of the other one. let me live my life
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biggest biggest biggest win for the trent girlies yet with this week's addition of both a dolly parton and the cure tshirt to the wardrobe
#yes huge step for the gays in sport etc etc but what about mr independent eating a satsuma in a the cure tshirt. scandal#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#trent crimm#trent tag
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i will be honest the nationalism is maybe the weirdest thing about motogp to me. like i know its not unique to the sport whatsoever but the absolute blood feud happening between the spanish and the italians (though factions do exist within) is like. baffling to me. it’s an individual sport. you all speak the same languages anyways. you’ve known each other since you were 15. why is THAT the sticking point
#remembers hockey world juniors. okay maybe not.#motogp#callie speaks#if you are a european about to step in and explain why your brand of sports nationalism is Good Actually#don’t !
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FADEL IS SMILING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FADEL IS SMILING A LITTLE
#look at him go :')#look t him being just a liiittle happy :')#can't help but notice that he's in a good mood RIGHT AFTER style came to annoy him on the sports field 🤭🤭🤭#airenyah plappert#thk#thk ep2#the heart killers#thk fadel#adrm#no but considering how much they joked about it in interviews i thought we'd have to wait muuuch much longer to see him smile!!#this is already a good start and we're only in ep2#baby steps <3
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Very niche post but until they show Armand in the 80s and negate this, I’m picturing him with El DeBarge’s curly mullet ☺️
#I mean he’s one step away from it in the couch scene#but the curly front piece??#and pair it with a sports jacket look?#armand#the vampire armand#el debarge#DeBarge#iwtv#interview with the vampire#assad zaman#they’re both pretty like girls so I know this would work
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What do we think the odds are that Sid *arranged* for someone to *just happen* to get video of him skating on an outdoor rink in Montana on the day the NHL All-Star weekend started *and* to have the guy *just happen* to post the video minutes before the ASG draft started (complete with Sid's "sorry I couldn't be there" video)?
#Sidney Crosby#bye week 2024#February 1 - 2024#NHL ASG 2024#the video popped up on a NS-based sports-related company's IG#that also features Nate in other posts#And maybe this is taking the theory a step too far#but I can't help but notice#two of the most visible ads/logos on the rink boards#are for community foundation charities#it all seems very on-brand for Sid!
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No I’m SO sorry but it’s truly so funny to me that a lot of dudes going to see challengers for the idea that they’ll see a hot naked Zendaya and what they actually get treated to is tasteful and delicate aspects of the male form from the visionary that is Luca Guadagnino (and of course very very explicitly homoerotic imagery.) And there is a healthy amount of sexualization for both forms. But the fact that there is full frontal male nudity in this movie, the only true nudity in this movie is of the male form, marketed the way it is is just so good. Like I work in a theater and the amount of dudes coming out lambasting that this movie sucks is so fucking delicious. The way straight guys have to sit and accept the queerness of this movie that it EXISTS, that it’s beautiful and tender and gentle, and intimate, but also loud, and brash, and seeped into every conceivable corner adds another 10 on top of this already 10/10 movie.
#challengers#challengers movie#challengers spoilers#and like don’t get me wrong Zendaya is stunning and they way they treat her body is so graceful and respectful and tasteful#again this is her first leading film role as she’s stepping into a new chapter of her career#and the way SHE especially has been sensationalized is so infuriating#and to see a sports movie being so loudly and subtly queer and again that just being able to exist is thrilling#and again the marketing being two boys fighting over very beautiful woman also being about the relationship between two men is just yeah
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Okay I know for a fact they did not do all that 😭
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr welt#welt yang#hsr jing yuan#jing yuan#hsr blade#flump!#welt would probs break his back before he even stepped on the field#jing yuan wouldn’t last long either too eepy#my old man sports team ❤️#for a while I imagined it was volleyball for some reason but now rereading it I think it’s supposed to be basketball#which lowkey makes it ten times funnier to imagine#who tf are they playing against lmao#probs luocha maybe jingliu
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oh i can just show a journey through beckett and connor to show you what i mean by i went through this awkward transition phase before. do you see what i mean
#blood sports characters aren't changing at ALL i'm still very happy with where they all are right now#if no one got me blood sports got me you know#but they couldn't have gone from step 1 to step 4 just like that they had to go through several variations on step 2 and 3#i don't even hate og beckett anymore honestly. i think he has charm#do you like beckett's dark academia phase sdjfklsjfs. yeah there was a point where blood sports took place in london. i don't even know#he has not always been southern this is actually a fairly recent development#he started out kinda punk ish then got grunge then very very briefly dark academia and now he's our country boy. he's been through a lot
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Next baby quilt top is done!
Not my usual color scheme or pattern or…anything, really, but it’s Georgia Bulldog colors for a charity fundraiser rally thing run by a relative of a relative and that’s what they wanted so it’s what I’m making
#sewing wip#sports! I don’t know them#but the options were this or motorcycles and there was ZERO motorcycle fabric at the store#hmmmm I wonder if I could piece the back from the remnants#I don’t think so. I think I cut it wrong for that#but maybe!#maybe I’ll just go black fuzzy fabric for the backing#wait yeah I think I have some remnants bin black faux sherpa that might be big enough#wait no it’d have to be over a yard. hm.#anyway: quilt progress! one step closer to an isopod!#the relative in question is like…my half-cousin’s step-mother-in-law when it comes to degree of closeness#like. i don’t think there’s a word for that. but she’s a nice person#and she’s helping people so I’m happy to donate a prize for the event
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older white men who have to announce how much they prefer college sports over professional sports & obsess over it kinda creep me out idk
#if it's ur alma mater then sure obvs i can see it#i mean to obsess over it extremely is kinda giving peaked in school vibes but#to act like college sports is the peak of all athletics bcs it's not 'political' is kinda#idk#'oh i like these guys bcs theyre not spouting their politcal beliefs. they just play football'#so u like them bcs they have less? agency?#bcs they have to act more like a machine than a man or one wrong step and their scholarship is gone ??#not even saying that bcs the ppl that tend to think this are usually conservative#bcs i know i dont like hearing some of the stuff athletes say either especially when u can tell it's very toxically masculine#but also#theyre people too surprise and theyre gonna see they have a wide platform and theyre gonna want to utilize it like any person would#' i just wanna watch football dammit' football is the love and thrill of the game??? right? which are human emotions#not all human emotions have to result in violence for ur entertainment#ppl are designed with the desire to communicate. if ure not talking to someone ure talking to urself#if ure not talking aloud ure talking in ur head#ppl use that cognitive adaptable evolving thought to distinguish animal and human#so did u rlly stop watching professional sports bcs it started getting political#or did u stop bcs they stopped acting like pets u could project on#fighting dogs rooster fights gladiators history repeating and evolving from itself yaddayadda
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Okay so I’ve seen like 20 videos on tiktok of people saying they have no idea how exy is played so I’m gonna make a post about how I understand the rules. I’m not really an athlete but I know a bit about sports and I also coincidentally went to the same school that PSU is based on
(I haven’t read the books in like 5 years so if I’m wrong about something feel free to correct me)
First thing, exy is played inside, not outside. The game can’t work in an outdoor stadium and I’ll explain why in a minute. The stadium is like a combination basketball court and hockey rink. Wood flooring and plexiglass walls surrounding the court. There are two goals on each end.
Okay so the lineup. From what I remember there’s 4 positions you can play on an exy team: dealer, backliner, striker, and goalie.
Backliner is pretty straightforward just classic defense. They protect the goal and focus on the other team’s strikers. I think it’s similar to basketball where they’re assigned a mark (opposing striker) who they have to cover during the game. That doesn’t mean they’re not free to move or check other strikers either, but basically they try to stop the other team from scoring any goals. I’m not sure if it’s against the rules for them to make an attempt on a goal or not.
Strikers are similarly straightforward. They’re straight offense. Their job is to get as many goals as possible. They work against the opposing team’s backliner and shoot at the goal
The dealer is the most confusing position but I think they basically control possession of the ball, so I think their job is to get the ball from the other team and make sure it gets to their strikers. At the start of the game or after any breaks they’re the ones who deal the ball and try to pass to their teammates. Idk if they operate similar to backliners or not, like checking, tackling, etc.
The goalie is the same as any other sport- their job is to protect the goal. Goalies have special racket that are bigger and heavier than other players. They also wear special padding to protect them since they’re constantly getting exy balls chucked at them and often have to use parts of their body to block them.
(Side note: if exy balls are anything like lacrosse balls they seriously hurt to get hit with. They’re dense and heavy, when they work up enough speed it feels like getting hit by a slightly bouncy cannon ball)
From what I can remember, at any given time there are two backliners, two strikers, one dealer, and one goalie on the court for each team. Players are subbed in and out as needed (I might be remembering the numbers wrong, maybe they have 3 backliners at a time idk)
Exy is a high contact sport similar to lacrosse, so players are free to use physical force against each other. They can check, tackle, and basically do whatever it takes to get the ball. Just like in hockey, players often get into fights. Excessive use of violence can get them flagged by referees, but it’s by no means a gentle sport. Players go into it with the expectation of getting thrown around and bruised.
Players wear padding and helmets to protect themselves, but bruises, sprains, concussions, and broken bones aren’t uncommon within the sport.
There are some basic rules for how the game is played. Exy is kinda like lacrosse in that players pass the ball back and forth with their raquets. I don’t know a lot about all the rules of lacrosse but I know exy has a rule about possession that’s similar to basketball. In basketball a player has to dribble the ball while they’re moving, if they hold it in their hands without dribbling for too many steps it’s called traveling and it’s a foul. Exy is the same, a player can only be in possession of the ball for 10 (?) steps before they have to pass it. If they carry it farther than that it’s traveling (idk if there’s a special term for it in exy speak). There are ways for players to get around this. They can either pass the ball to a teammate after they’ve taken their 10 steps OR they can rebound it off a wall, catch it in their racquet, and keep moving. This is the reason exy has to be played inside and not outside, so that the players can use the walls. If it’s played outside they can’t rebound the ball and they have to rely strictly on passing back and forth, which isn’t always possible especially if a player is being heavily guarded. I’m not positive if this possession rule applies to all players or only strikers, but it would make sense for it to be all players.
I can’t remember if the books say anything about who is allowed to shoot at the goal. Obviously strikers can but I can’t remember if there are any rules saying backliners, dealers, and goalies can’t score points
The game is played in 2 halves, a total of 4 quarters. I’m not sure if the book ever says how long each quarter is but it’s probably safe to assume each is 15 minutes, so a total of 1 hour playing time. However with timeouts, breaks, penalty time and other interruptions games usually last far longer.
The foxes are a unique team because they’re much smaller than pretty much any other team in the league. They only have 9 players by the end of the year, so they can’t sub players in and out as easily. Most teams have upwards of 18 people so the players are usually on court for a much shorter time and have more time to rest between playing time. In the foxes vs. Trojans game, USC decided to play with the same size roster as the foxes meaning they rarely got to sub out players, which is why they were so exhausted by the end. Throwing yourself around a huge court at top speed for an hour is tiring.
That’s all I can think of at the moment, I’m not an expert and it’s been a while since I’ve read the books but I think exy is a pretty cool sport :)
#literally 2 people said they wanted to hear it that’s more than enough for me :))#all for the game#aftg#the foxhole court#mostly I wanted to make this because I think the rule about counting steps is really neat bc it makes the sport wayyyyy harder for no reason#tfc#exy#the raven king#the kings men#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day#renee walker#dan wilds#the foxes#foxes#ao3#the sunshine court#palmetto state foxes#psu foxes#sorry this is so long#and also probably unnecessary because this is a made up sport from a book series but I don’t care#it’s my hyperfixation I get to decide how seriously I’m taking the rules of exy#sorry for the long post thank you if you bothered to read all that I love you :D#long post#but yeah I went to the same school as Nora that she based the books on and it was super weird because I was a student when I read them and#I did NOT realize she went there too and it weirded me out how similar psu was to my school until I looked it up#I was like ‘they’re driving on cherry road? I LIVE ON CHERRY ROAD’#help how do I make this a read more post so it’s not 20 miles long#I FIGURED IT OUT
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"The Terre Haute Planetarium Rejected My Proposal" by Paige Lewis
#haha im so happy hockey is back im having so much fun watching my little guys get hurt or hurting others and waiting for the refs to step in#only for that to#not happen#I love sports#this is fun for me#hockey poems#nhl wide#I also had too much coffee thinking it would make me get up & clean but it only made me anxious so that's my excuse#poem rocks though go read the whole thing#all time fave poet
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Ik that Grant met Marco on [insert video-game of choice] is the most plausible and popular hc. But here's my second, somewhat convoluted, headcanon. Grant met Marco on irl soccer.
Marco was from a different school and Grant met him on a friendly soccer match against his team. Grant ends up messing the entire match because he got super distracted with Marco the whole time and basically handing the game to him at every chance.
Next year, Marco moved to his school. Grant though he might not remember him at all, even tho he still thinks about him occasionally. But Grant was the only good thing Marco saw in that school because he, too, remembers Grant.
They proceed to try rizz eachother while hiding the "I've been thinking about you since that day" as to not be weird. (everyone remembers them giving heart eyes to each other on that match. But they're too oblivious to have noticed the other staring.)
This definetly has nothing to do with smth I'm planing.
#I love the idea that Marco as also an athlete in school. But a geeky athlete.#And if then Marco enters their school's team?? Get sport's romanced Grant#They're not both himbos for nothing.#Like. Imagine. Them finding out they have similar interests. THEN they start playing together.#Marco was the first one to actually give the first step ofc :)#grant wilson#marco li wilson#dndads#dungeon and daddies
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