#Statehumans California

[chaoticprussia]

more cali doodles. also i hate vaping. smells bad.

[weirdestbooks]

Secrecy and Deception Chapter 16

What The Fuck General MacArthur (Wattpad | Ao3)

Table of Contents | Prev | Next

Event: General MacArthur is Fired

Location: Washington, District of Columbia, United States of America

Date: April 11, 1951

District of Columbia had been shocked when she heard the news, which seemed to be spreading like wildfire across her district. Hell, she wouldn’t be surprised if half the country had heard of it by now. 

President Truman had fired General MacArthur. 

Arguably, the most popular general in the United States right now had just been fired. District of Columbia could already feel the headache she would get from this. What was President Truman thinking? This was going to cause a huge mess. 

“Father, do you know why President Truman just fired General MacArthur?” District of Columbia decided to ask her father, not wanting to bother the president just yet.

“He was disobeying orders and running the risk of accelerating the war,” Dad said. Exhaustion was still present on his face, and it was clear that her father was still not sleeping well despite passing out from a lack of sleep.

Her father had never been able to sleep well, always struggling to fall asleep and stay asleep, but it had gotten so much worse in recent years. District of Columbia wished there was more she could do to help him.

“Right. Pushing them past the 38th parallel. I forgot about that.” District of Columbia said, rubbing her forehead with one hand. She might not have the same sleeping problems as her dad, but some days, she felt just as tired as him.

“And he was advocating to bomb cities in China, which is not what we want. We just ended the Second World War and do not need to start a drawn-out, major war in Asia. Which MacArthur has been denying the risks of. He’s…being frustrating.” Dad said. District of Columbia snorted.

“Something tells me you want to use a stronger word than frustrating,” she said. Dad smiled, tired eyes lighting up in amusement.

“James has a very creative vocabulary. Let’s leave it at that,” he joked.

“So was he fired for the ‘pushing the North Koreans past the 38th parallel’ thing?” District of Columbia asked. Dad nodded.

“Yeah, basically for everything around that. The ignoring orders to push them back further, the wanting to bomb Chinese cities, the whole ‘we can’t have a ceasefire; we need to liberate North Korea from communist control, so we need to be aggressive’ and the fact that he thwarted a ceasefire when he did push them past the 38th parallel. And, you know, the fact that it was not the first time he’s disobeyed direct orders. At least Kenny will be happy,” Dad said with a small sigh. District of Columbia winced.

“He’s still holding a grudge over what happened in the Philippines?” she asked. 

“He has good reason, too. He and Phil went through hell.” Dad said, “I just hope this doesn’t turn out to be a wrong decision in the end. This war has the lives of two different personifications at stake. And I’m not willing to risk South Korea’s death. China has already lost control of her country to communists. We have to prevent everyone else from losing control of theirs.”

“Try not to stress over it too much. I know you’re worried about South Korea, but you were already ordered not to get involved, so let’s not get President Truman to fire you, too,” District of Columbia joked. Dad laughed.

“I would love to see him try to fire me. Thanks for the idea, Dee,” he said.

“As long as you don’t tell him I was involved, do whatever the hell you want,” District of Columbia said, turning to leave. She was not going to get involved in whatever shenanigans her Dad had planned.

“Have a good rest of your day, Dee!” 

• ───────────────── •

Event: Red Scare

Location: Sacramento, State of California, United States of America

Date: November 11, 1951

Honestly, California was surprised it took McCarthy this long to start attacking her. They were a homosexual, after all, and McCarthy had made clear his displeasure with them. She especially expected it with all the fuss going on in Hollywood with the blacklisting. 

They were honestly offended that Hawaiʻi got accused of being communist before they would. Hawaiʻi was great, but she was very fixated on becoming a state, so why would she ruin that for herself?

Then again, California didn’t think McCarthy was the most competent person around. At least this gave her a chance to take the pressure off some of her other siblings. After calling her Dad to warn him of her plans ahead of time, California waited until the next time the press decided to harass her. 

“California!” A reporter said, approaching them as they tried to do their weekly grocery shopping, “How do you feel about the allegations of you being a communist? Do they hold any weight?”

Smirking slightly, California nodded.

“Oh, they hold a lot of weight. In fact, I’m spying for the North Koreans and planning on assassinating my Dad tomorrow,” she said nonchalantly before turning back to her shopping. There was silence from behind her, presumably from the reporter trying to wrap his head around what she had just said.

“I’m sorry, what?” the reporter asked.

“You heard me. I’m an evil communist. Now, if you could please leave me alone, I have things to get back to. Things that are more important than being harassed by idiot reporters.” California snapped, turning back to look the reporter in the eyes. He looked to be a strange mix of confused and scared, which was pretty much the response California was hoping to get.

The reporter then seemed to understand that he was not going to get any more answers from California and quickly left.

California sighed. 

She couldn’t wait until this was all over with.

• ───────────────── •

Event: Stalin Note

Location: Bonn, North Rhine-Westphalia, Federal Republic of Germany

Date: March 10, 1952

Allied Control Council wasn’t supposed to be in West Germany. Not really, in any case. Her duties were supposed to be in Austria, the only place in which her influence still lay, since Austria was still under occupation, and Germany was not, with the creation of West and East Germany.

Still, Allied Control Council struggled to travel due to her paralyzed legs, and West Germany’s house in Bonn had already been modified to allow her easy access around it. Sure, she had her house in Berlin from when she was the only governing body of Germany when it was countryless, but she was not eager to return to Berlin, which seemed to be a growing place of contention and strife.

Besides, she wasn’t eager to bring herself closer to the USSR. She could get to Vienna if she really needed to, but she was perfectly content staying in Germany. 

In any case, she was always up to date on West Germany’s latest drama with East Germany. West Germany was only two years of age, but the pressure of being a country was already weighing him down. It didn’t help that he had much more responsibility and pressure than most countries.

The most troubling pressure on him was the existence of East Germany and the idea of reunification.

Last year, on September 15, East Germany offered to discuss holding elections at a meeting with West Germany, but he declined due to his government’s stance on not recognizing East Germany as an equal country. West Germany wanted a UN commission to take charge of that issue, while East Germany wanted a commission of the Four Powers and denied that.

They were determined not to get along.

Allied Control Council had talked with her Father about it a few times. Although they both knew they were probably being spied on, they still took the time to speak. Father tried to convince her to return to Berlin so they could be close, but Allied Control Council had always denied it. 

She couldn’t walk already. If the USSR decided to blockade the city again, Allied Control Council would have an even harder time escaping the situation. Her father understood, even if there was a cautious fear in his eyes that Allied Control Council didn’t always understand.

Either way, East Germany and the USSR were eager for reunification, while West Germany, on the other hand, did not care as much, as he was focused on integrating himself with the West.

It caused them never to get along.

And it was the reason for today’s most recent West Germany rant.

“I can’t believe it! Does he really think that people are just going to accept this?” West Germany said, waving his hands in the air, something he did often when stressed, as he couldn’t pace due to the nature of his feet ever since he got his state flag back in 1950.

“Uh huh,” Allied Control Council said, turning to the next page in her book. She had become somewhat of an expert in tuning out West Germany’s rants and was not paying him any attention. Then, West Germany stole her book from her. “Hey, what was that for?”

“Are you even listening to me?” West Germany asked. Allied Control Council shrugged.

“I’m supposed to be in Austria,” she simply said in response. West Germany groaned.

“Seriously, this is important. A Soviet man gave a ‘diplomatic note’ to Father’s, Britain’s, and France’s people saying that Stalin has a solution to the ‘German Problem,’” West Germany said with a scowl. He hated when people referred to him and East Germany being separated as a problem. “And they want a Four Power conference, which means you’re going to get dragged along.”

“Why? I’m supposed to be in Vienna,” Allied Control Council repeated. West Germany gave her an unimpressed look.

“Your name is Four Powers,” Allied Control Council sighed and leaned back in her wheelchair.

“Okay. So Western representatives got a note from the USSR saying that he has a way to reunify you with the East. What’s the problem? Aside from the fact that USSR is a scheming bastard who probably has his own agenda,” Allied Control Council asked.

“Okay, so some of it isn't the worst, like a peace treaty being negotiated with a united German government that all four powers agree on and the borders with other countries being the same, but some of it is the dumbest nonsense I have ever heard, like that fact that I’m supposed to be officially neutral and not join any fucking military alliance or coalition!” West Germany said. Allied Control Council blinked, shocked.

“What? What else do they want from this? Or a united Germany?” Allied Control Council asked.

“Uh, I know that he wants all occupation forces to be withdrawn a year after the treaty, no restrictions to market access, democratic rights, and the ability to have my own national force and make munitions for it, but I would also have to defend myself completely by myself cause I wouldn't be allowed to make friends!” West Germany ranted, looking very pissed off. Allied Control Council winced, understanding why her brother was so annoyed now.

“Well, you aren’t going to take him up on the offer, so why does it matter?” she asked.

“I’m pissed that he thinks I’m dumb enough to fall for that. If I can’t make military alliances, then there’s nothing stopping him from just invading my country and forcing me to be one of his little puppets!” West Germany said, “East Germany and I have plenty of time to reunite in the future. We don’t have to do it now! I’m not even going to consider reunification until I’m established in the West and something big happens in the East to get them all out from under his influence.”

With that, West Germany exhaled, sitting down in a chair, looking very tired. 

“Well, hopefully, this puts an end to the USSR panicking about you getting close to Western powers, and he leaves you alone from here on out,” Allied Control Council said. West Germany smiled.

“Yeah, hopefully.”

[zackzona2005]

Countryhumans: RIP MJ Tribute

Drew this on June 26, 2024, a day late.

I had this idea of doing a Michael Jackson tribute art in Countryhumans to commemorate the 15th anniversary of his passing on June 25, 2009. I drew the CTE outfit he wore in the '90s and added angel wings and a halo with a ghost glow effect like his soul/spirit.

I also drew my own statehumans designs of Indiana (male), the state he was born in, Gary, where his music career began, and California (female), the state where he had his Neverland Ranch home and died in Los Angeles. They are both hugging him with tears, saying their goodbyes to him.

I also added the end lyrics of his favorite song "Smile" like he's singing it to them, as a reminder of him being gone but his spirit and legacy lives on.

[theywhoshantbenamed]

If anyone's curious about any of my old headcanons for statehumans California, here's some of them!!

California is a girl

She loves running and staying in shape, so she wears a lot of leggings, running shorts, and sports bras. She also wore beanies

Her favorite color is pink

During wildfires, the sensation is similar to heartburn. She has burn scars all over from previous ones. Her lungs fill with smoke, and has extreme difficulty breathing

If she were to have an open wound, rather than red blood, hers would liquid gold. It was a joke about gold veins, and reference to the old rush of course

She had a pet bear named Poppy, who was hunted and killed. In memorial of her, California was gifted a handmade bear plushie by Alaska. The plush became a comfort item that California carried almost everywhere with her

California used to admire Texas as a big brother and put a star on her flag, inspired by him

That's all I can remember rn lol thanks!

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

My California OC

sharing some stuff about my California oc - Mona. She born in San Diego, but she grew up in San Francisco. She began her existence within the province of las Californias eventually assumed the role of Alta California and later the US State of California.

Her transition into a U.S. state was not easy for her, but that’s a long story. She’s now well respected amongst her peers, especially her PR and media expertise. She appears nonchalant, dresses casual, “environmentally conscious/ cares about social justice”, and tries to “go with the flow”, but that’s to cover up the fact she’s meticulous about her appearance. And also the fact she’s actually very judgmental, self-absorbed and perhaps high strung.

Some design notes: I gave her the color pink cause of Barbie lol. She wears gold jewelry as a reference to her nickname as the “Golden state” and her history.

[hypertimesstuff]

Ok I know this is a WTTT blog but like. I love my good ol statehumans Cali design ,, they are a Fucking Bear (they use they/them !)

[rando-with-a-sideblog]

They get along quite well after a couple of drinks

Cw: alcohol, visible intoxication

[oblivionbirb]

Stateball doodles,,,

No South Park doodles today because no ideas for them gang

[bro0klyn3]

You cannot tell me these 2 are not dating-

New York: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

-----------------

California : We should be partners. New York: You mean like, partners in crime? California : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

-----------------

New York: Go fuck yourself. California , smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

-----------------

New York: Stay foxy. California : Die lonely.

Bonus-

New York- Bitch what am I! A Fucking Roach!

[chaoticprussia]

california uses they/them pronouns btw.

[weirdestbooks]

Arson (Wattpad | Ao3)

California commits arson, requested by HannahRiverlight

“Cali’s been running around with gasoline and matches all day. Do you think we should be worried?” Nevada asked Arizona as they watched California walk by with said objects.

“Probably,” Arizona answered.

“Relax you two. You aren’t my target.” California called. Nevada laughed at that.

“You have a target?” Arizona asked. California nodded.

“That hijo de puta Texas. His house is going to go up in flames!” California said with a laugh. Nevada laughed harder at that as Arizona just stared at California in concern. 

“I want to ask what motivated this so badly, but I am also very afraid of the answer,” Arizona eventually said.

“Good choice, Sunny. Good choice. Vada, want to help me? I know you are always down for illegal things,” California asked.

“Not all the time, but this seems fun. So long as we don’t get arrested. But I have four active warrants out for human me, so this should be fine.” Nevada said, shrugging.

“You have four warrants out for you? Jesus fuck Vada, what did you do?” Arizona asked, looking like she was questioning both Nevada’s sanity and California’s.

“Relax. Two are for car theft, one is for battery, and the other is for missing my court date,” Nevada said, omitting the fact that all of this had been gained through helping Illinois work to get out of the unfortunate situation he had been trapped in since 1921.

“YOU MISSED A COURT DATE?” Arizona yelled. Nevada laughed, knowing it was best to hide his feelings about Illinois’s situation. After all, Illinois couldn’t tell anyone and the consequences would be deadly.

“Jeez, Valentine, would you speak a little louder? I don’t think they heard you in DC,” Nevada said. Arizona rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, please stop screaming while we plan illegal things,” California said. Arizona groaned and threw her hands into the air.

“You two are infuriating!” She said before marching out.

“Well, she’s a joy to be around. Anyway, are you ready to set Texas’s house on fire?” California said, holding up a match and smiling.

“Ready! Let’s just hope he doesn’t find out about it being us. I’m more scared of what he'll do than what the police will do.” Nevada said.

“Well, this is revenge for him burning down my house, so I’m sure he won’t mind.”

“TEXAS BURNT DOWN YOUR HOUSE?”

[magicbluemoond20]

socialist republics of California

Based on @universal-casey Soviet America AU so here’s cali + fanart and other city humans coming soon ;)

[theywhoshantbenamed]

What's your header of?

Oh nobody's ever asked!! :D

It's fanart I received of statehumans California back when I was in the countryhumans fandom

I got a lot of fanart from my Countryhumans days actually!! I save and hold onto every one I got

[justskulkingaround]

Unfinished outfits lol

@collar-cat

Figured you’d be interested :)))))))

[senig-fandom]

Podrías dar datos de los hijos de Norte? Plisss

Te puede interesar en estos datos Los Hijos del Norte

También los nombre de ellos son:

Sonora-Edgard.

Tamaulipas-Vicente.

Nuevo león-Leonardo.

Baja california Sur-Perla.

Coahuila-Daniela.

Durango-Ernesto.

Chihuahua-Nicolás.

Sinaloa- Ulises.

Baja california-Ángel. (Baja california es nieto no hijo de norte)

Aunque n ose que mas datos darte, puedo recordar algo por si acaso no aparece en la lista.

Coahuila es la única hija de sangre de Norte

Sinaloa es Narco

Chihuahua tiene una casa como refugio para perros.

Sonora es el mas viejo en el Norte

Durango es muy ahorrador.

Nuevo León es muy fresa.

Tamaulipas no puede sentir dolor (insensibilidad congénita al dolor [ICD])

Baja california tiene alexitimia 

Durango es un veneno andante.

Coahuila es hija tambien de USA y es hermana de Texas

Baja california Sur no es proveniente de México si no del mismísimo océano.

Baja california es hijo de BJS y California.

Arizona, Sonora y Sinaloa son hermanos.

Chihuahua es cercano a Nuevo México.

Nuevo León, una vez quiso salir con Texas (claramente este le disparo una pierna y lo amenazo de muerte)

Ellos por separados no son tan unidos, pero cuando se trata de Norte si, mas Sinaloa, que mato a muchos de sus narcos por meterse con su madre.

Sonora y Nuevo León no se llevan bien.

Todos los hijos de Norte se pueden trasformar en un animal.

Algunos indígenas del norte o los indios del norte, son conocidos algunas veces como empresarios por saber vender su cultura como una historia del pasado.

BCS es conocida como la mas bella en el pais mexicano.

Y creo que seria todo, actualmente no estoy trabajando mucho en ellos, pero es bueno mencionar algunas cosas si posiblemente no las tenían en el pasado.

Espero y te guste 💚💚💚

[mx-smileo]

Ami bein a good dad and Canada bein a good uncle :P

(Set before traumatic beat up of America- souu no scars ;)