#Starter memes

[moonmemes]

forty random questions

"are you sure about this?"

"how long have you been stood there?"

"what are you doing here?"

"how long has it been?"

"do you know that is?"

"what was that?"

"who are you?"

"where have you been?"

"are you alright?"

"do you think this is a joke?"

"what the hell is wrong with you?"

"don't you know who i am?"

"are you going to sit down?"

"is this seat taken?"

"did you do what i asked?"

"are you hungry?"

"do you need a drink?"

"when's the last time you got some sleep?"

"do you need something?"

"is this yours?"

"are you gonna finish that or...?"

"where am i?"

"do you know where i am?"

"can you read this?"

"would you like to play a game?"

"do you want some?"

"are you coming to bed?"

"where do you live?"

"do you need help?"

"do you need a lift?"

"are you lost?"

"does that hurt?"

"do you have a lighter i could use?"

"could i have a cigarette?"

"can i buy you a drink?"

"who am i?"

"do you hate me?"

"do you love me?"

"do you like me?"

"are you mad at me?"

[spookmemepls]

☠ ― 𝐷𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝐺𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. (𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 "𝐷𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝐺𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐". 𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒!!!)

"WE'RE RICH!"

"Leave the damn mushrooms alone!"

"God dammit, there's a pebble in my boot."

"You ugly son of a bitch!"

""Friendly fire" isn't actually friendly."

"What is the difference between rock and stone...?"

"Focus fire!"

"Rock and stone, brother!"

"You're cute!"

"I was born ready."

"Maybe we're not gonna die after all."

"Get on, we're leaving with or without you."

"Daddy needs a new pair of steel-toed boots."

"Oh, my aching head...! Would you please bloody FOCUS?"

"I eat rock for BREAKFAST."

"Are you blind? Look over here!"

"When ___'s around, they're/etc. a pain in the butt. But when they're/etc. not, I miss them/etc.!"

"What is this, Kindergarten? You should feel ashamed of yourself."

"This is some leaf-lovin' bullshit right here."

"Famous last words: Look at me, I'm flying!"

"Pretty sure this is where all salad comes from."

"Did you borrow my underwear?!"

"Work hard, party hard, and then sleep hard--that's MY motto."

"The decorations are meant to be enjoyed with your eyes, not your feet!"

"I like your style, ___!"

"Management has full confidence in your abilities, however... let's see to it they are not disappointed."

"There are beds reserved for your remains at the medbay back home."

"Okay, who didn't shower yesterday?!"

"I wonder if it's edible?"

"What the heck is this...?"

"This looks weird..."

"I'm having the best time of my life right now."

"Go roll on the highway, you freak!"

"Slow but tough, just like me mum."

"When we get back... it's sandwich time."

"Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!"

"I hate nature."

"I can't feel my beard!!! HEEELP!!!"

"One... two... yep, still got all my feet."

"What do we say to oppression, lads/etc.?!"

"Did anyone get the number of that glyphid/monster/etc. that ran me over?"

"WOO, WOO, WOO, the CUTE police just got alerted!!!"

"Just take your sweet time, old lady, I've got all day!"

"Look what I found!"

"*Yawn*... I could need a good rest."

"I think I've seen you before... were you in the bar last night?"

"Looks like poop, smells like poop."

"I wonder what slop they're serving in the canteen tonight."

"YEEEEEHAW!!!"

[adventure-of-memes]

Adventure Settings Starter Memes

⚓ - Our muses go on an adventure on the high seas

🛩️ - Our muses go on an adventure on a plane

🚂 - Our muses go on an adventure on a train

⛰️ - Our muses go on an adventure on the mountains

🏜️ - Our muses go on an adventure in the desert

🏝️ - Our muses go on an adventure on an island

🌲 - Our muses go on an adventure in the woods

💐 - Our muses go on an adventure in a garden

🏔️ - Our muses go on an adventure in a snowy location

🌫️ - Our muses go on an adventure in the fog

☔ - Our muses go on an adventure in the rain

🌙 - Our muses go on an adventure in the middle of the night

🚀 - Our muses go on an adventure in space

🏙️ - Our muses go on an adventure in a city

[hymemena]

Kisses Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: N/A

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"Where are my kisses?"

"Don't kiss me there! I'm ticklish!"

"Did you just... Kiss me?"

"Can I kiss you?"

"Hand kisses are so romantic, don't you think?"

"I could kiss you forever."

"Don't forget the goodnight kiss."

"Did you do all of that just to kiss me?"

"You hung up all this mistletoe to kiss me?"

"Yeah, I know, I know, kisses."

"Gonna leave without your kisses?"

"You've earned your prize! And I've decided that it's a kiss from yours truly~"

"Kiss me."

"If you don't shut up I'm going to kiss you."

"I've wanted to kiss you for a long time."

[heartxshaped-bruises]

✧･ﾟ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐙𝐈 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

tw: swearing, mentions of death, NSFW

"Every new thing you say makes me yearn for the sweet embrace of death."

"So you're not gonna kill me, you're gonna queer-eye me?"

"Okay, can I be honest with you? I'd lie to you for money."

"You're hotter than the flames you're about to be engulfed in."

"What's the point of killing someone who wants it? Where's the thrill in that?"

"I didn't ask for this. You gave me two very terrible options."

"That's what you think I'm doing? I'm just trying to make conversation."

"I don't like you."

"I wish it was socially acceptable to tell you that I wanna kill you with a hammer."

"The real burning is the burning desire that I feel for you."

"You know, I'm not gonna be the same person after that experience."

"Everytime you enter a public space that I'm occupying, my entire body stiffens."

"This isn't 'hanging out', you're trying to kill me!"

"I don't go to the gym because I sweat, and sweating is really just your pores crying, and crying is weak."

"Ohh, I can't? What are you gonna do? Kill me?"

"You would choose satan before a guy who can actually take care of you."

"I'm here to ask you to take the soul of an influencer I follow."

"Are you hitting on me before my execution?"

"Your tears are my lubricant."

"Am I gonna have to play the tooth-fairy in this scenario?"

"Wow. It's honestly really refreshing to see you all excited for once."

"Don't mouth me off, I know exactly what you're doing in your spare time."

"You're lucky I don't call the FBI."

"Okay, au revoir, bitch! I'm buying myself a first-class ticket to hell!"

"Would you be interested in entering a new dimension with me next week?"

"If it was the purge, you'd be the first one on my fucking list."

"You're an inspiration for young serial killers out there."

"It turned a little bit into a, uh... Lord Of The Flies situation."

"Your skin is so nice, by the way - you'd make a nice purse."

"I'm just messing with you, relax."

"My ideal girl is young enough to be my daughter, but treats me like my mom."

"Why would I tell you my biggest weakness? Are you up to something?"

"If you think about it, step-bro was just helping step-sis out because she was stuck in the laundry machine."

"Did I suck off someone important and like, forgot about it or why am I getting rewarded?"

[ashesmemes]

Sentence starters using lyrics from songs I enjoy #6

Feel free to change words as needed, and remember to specify the muse for multimuses!

"Can't help he was born a king.”

“I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.”

“Look what you made me do.”

“You can kill him, but you'll never kill his pride.”

“When you're a star, they let you do it.”

“There's something 'bout him that I never really liked."

"He's growing up before your very fuckin' eyes."

"I'ma climb til they shoot me down!"

"I wanna love you but now everything's a crime."

"Take my money, but you can't take me alive."

"Maybe there's something to being the one who you are."

"My favorite foods are smoke and hearts."

"Some of the best liars only want the truth."

"You're trying to replace yourself."

"I used to be in heaven looking down. Now I know the inferno from the inside."

"I recognize thee Satan and I spit in thine face."

"I wanna get the hell out, but there ain't much hope of that."

"I don't need a mother no more."

"I'd rather be an orphan, or a son of a bitch."

"I've had more fun in an iron lung."

[memecheerios]

Send me a 🍖 for our muses to go and eat out together!

Reblog from source!

[rpmemesideblogname]

Send 🏠 for my muse to show up at your muse’s house unexpectedly!

Alternatively, send 🏠🔄 for your muse to show up at mine’s unexpectedly!

If emoji doesn’t show up, send “Unexpected Visit” or “Unexpected Visit Reverse” instead.

[strawberrymemes]

HOZIER MISCELLANEOUS LYRICS

part one of lyrics from hozier's music library turned into starter prompts. will not be separated by song or album, some quotes may be edited slightly for easier use. trigger warnings for mentions of abuse, drugs and mature content.

❛ let me put my lips to something. ❜

❛ i wanna feel the edges start to burn. ❜

❛ i had a thought, dear, however scary. ❜

❛ why were you digging? what did you bury? ❜

❛ honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips. ❜

❛ we should just kiss like real people do. ❜

❛ so i will not ask you why you were creeping, in some sad way, i already know. ❜

❛ i knew that look, dear. eyes always seeking. ❜

❛ it's bloody and raw but i swear it is sweet. ❜

❛ toying somewhere between love and abuse. ❜

❛ she's the angel of small death and the codeine sene. ❜

❛ there's money to be made, whatever's still to come. ❜

❛ there's something magic about you. ❜

❛ don't you agree? ❜

❛ babe, there's something lonesome about you. ❜

❛ no tired sigh, no rolling eyes. ❜

❛ idealism sits in prison. ❜

❛ chivalry fell on his sword. ❜

❛ innocence died screaming. ❜

❛ babe, there's something tragic about you. ❜

❛ there's something so wretched about this. ❜

❛ babe, there's something so precious about this. ❜

❛ where to begin? ❜

❛ i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door. ❜

❛ babe, there's something tragic about you. ❜

❛ go and take this the wrong way. ❜

❛ would things be easier if there was a right way? ❜

❛ i fall in love just a little every day with someone new. ❜

❛ the dark caress of someone else, i guess any thrill will do. ❜

❛ i should've worshipped her sooner. ❜

❛ if the heavens ever did speak, she's the last true mouthpiece. ❜

❛ 'we were born sick,' you heard this say it ❜

❛ the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you. ❜

❛ i'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. ❜

❛ i'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife. ❜

❛ offer me that deathless death, good god, let me give you my life. ❜

❛ only then i am human, only then i am clean. ❜

[vegaprose]

Legend ( 1985 ) Sentence Starters

The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.

Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.

You are nothing but an animal.

We are all animals.

Oh, Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me.

Protect me in your black embrace.

I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me.

What are you without me?

I am a part of you all.

You can never defeat me.

We are brothers eternal.

I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night.

Sunshine is my destroyer.

What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge.

A faerie's heart beats fierce and free.

Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch.

May be innocent, may be sweet.. ain't half as nice as rotting meat.

Are you afraid to kiss me?

I'm afraid you'll break my heart.

Then still your heart, for you are dear to me as life itself.

What is light without dark?

Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir.

I vote we run like hell.

I second the motion.

You don't really mean to eat me, do you?

Oh, indeed I do.

That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?

Think me fair, do you?

All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty.

What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue.

I hear a throat begging to be cut.

Are you so eager to see blood flow?

As eager as you are to drink it.

If life is a dream, better you dread the waking.

This place holds more magic for me than any palace in the world.

How do you know my name?

Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?

Neither country proverb nor King's command could keep me from the woods today.

I do nothing for your pleasure.

Dreams are my speciality. Through dreams I influence mankind.

I've found my true mate and you know it.

Beneath the skin, we are already one.

Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.

There's only one thing I want to know.

She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam.

This shot be just as sweet as pie.

You willful sprite! How dare you keep such secrets?

They're mine to keep.

Ah, that's a sad sight for a sober man.

There is only one lure for such disgusting goodness, one bait that never fails.

Love you say? Well, love is another matter.

You all look like mourners at your own funeral.

That's one place an arrow won't do no harm.

You! you're the cause of all our sorrows.

In the dark is where we'll stay. We're cursed.

Tonight the sun sets forever.

There will never be another dawn.

Do you think you can upset the universe and not pay the price?

Have you no sense of humour?

Call that a kiss? Am I not sweet?

[aerospectrum]

please feel free to like this post or leave a message if you want a short 2-3 sentence starter from any muses, open to all; don’t have to be mutuals

[moonmemes]

truth, lies and disbelief starters

"you're lying."

"that's impossible."

"i would never lie about this!"

"i don't believe you."

"i'm sorry... but that's the truth."

"sooner or later, you'll have to accept the truth."

"don't lie to me!"

"is this real?"

"you're messing with me. there's no way that's true."

"why should i believe you?"

"you know i'm right. you just don't want me to be right."

"when are you going to take me seriously?!"

"you have to believe me!"

"you're lying!"

"i would never lie to you."

"this can't be real."

"this isn't happening."

"think about it! you know it's true!"

"why would i lie to you?"

"seriously? you expect me to believe that?"

"but that doesn't make any sense..."

"i know it's crazy, but it's the truth!"

"that's bullshit!"

"did you seriously think i'd fall for that?"

"why don't you believe me?"

"i can tell when you're lying, you know."

"why won't you just believe me?"

"you've already lied to me once, why should i believe you now?"

"is this true?"

[spookmemepls]

☠ ― 𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝐵𝑜𝑏 𝑆𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑃𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. (𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝐵𝑜𝑏 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡.)

"Hey pal. You just blow in from Stupidtown?"

"BOO, YOU STINK!!!"

"Oh no, he's/she's/they're hot!"

"We paid nine dollars for this?"

"The nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs."

"I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion."

"You took my ONLY FOOD!!! Now I'm gonna starve!!!"

"BACKING UP! BACKING UP! BACKING UP!"

"Your ceiling is talking to me!!!"

"What am I running here, a nuthouse?"

"It's not just a boulder...! It's a rock!"

"You have no skills and you're a LOSERRR!"

"I have a really bad feeling in the pit of my wallet."

"Liar liar, plants for hire."

"THE MANIAC'S IN THE MAILBOX!!!"

"Did you see my underwear? ...Did you want to."

"I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk."

"You'll never catch me, ___! Not after I shift into... MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!"

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

"WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIIIS!?!"

"I'm ugly and I'm proud."

"I don't need it... I don't need it..."

"IIIII NEEEEEEED IIIIIIIT!!!!!!!"

"This is a load of barnaclllleeees..."

"Pull your pants up, ___. We're going home."

"You think this is funny???"

"WELL, mister FUNNY MAN... IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS?"

"That thing's green! BAHAHAHA... GREEN!!!"

"Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us."

"Fiiirmly grasp it."

"FLAPPIN'-FLOTSAM, WHAT'S THAT?!?!?"

"Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM!!!"

"Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?"

"I'M THE OPEN-WINDOW MANIAAAC!"

"We should have bought the whoopie cushion...!"

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

"I believe that... EVERYBODY I KNOW IS A GONERRR!!!"

"Where's the road? Road? Road? Road? Road? Ro-- ...Sorry."

"No, no, it's not GAAAAAAWAAAWAAAAA."

"I'll give 'em eleven minutes."

"I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER...! ...I am small."

"THE ROBOTS ARE RUNNING THE NAVY!"

"NOOOT THE NAAAVYYYY!"

[rumor-weed]

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☽☼Ryan’s VeggieTales Liveblog Starter Sentences Pack☼☾

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✎ Fresh from the crisper, it’s all the best out of context lines from the “Ryan watches VT” tag on my blog, for your ridiculous VeggieTales starter sentences needs! This one goes out to the Vegheads, the only trio who will probably use this.

✎ The context? Well, I gave it to the Peach. Because he's got hair. (Click the peach emoji that looks like this [🍑] to see the original context)

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☼ "EVERYONE SHUT UP IT’S PIZZA ANGEL" [🍑]

☼ "The way he was getting so into the song and was happy and then everything went sour - IT’S ALL GONE SOUR" [🍑]

☼ "Look at the tomato. He’s so sad. Pobre tomato." [🍑]

☼ "i’m sorry VOTER FRAUD?" [🍑]

☼ "Larry is in his villain era." [🍑]

☼ "Whispers linger that it once had sausage gravy…" [🍑]

☼ "Everybody in the car is neurodivergent and keeps derailing the topic" [🍑]

☼ "I want a bathtub in my dressing room!" [🍑]

☼ "I’m as big a star as Archibald is!" [🍑]

☼ "I guess the producers don’t care whether I’m attached to this project or not! Where’s my agent?" [🍑]

☼ "A Message From Archibald Asparagus, a Known Square" [🍑]

☼ "They made a whole sing-along collection around this man having anxiety." [🍑]

☼ "These peas just sang a little ditty about the different types of peas from around the world and now bob is planning murder" [🍑]

☼ "bisexual mom asparagus clone backup singers" [🍑]

☼ "this is without a doubt the most miserable eyes I’ve ever seen on a vegetable" [🍑]

☼ "yes, that’s because SOMEBODY murdered Mom Asparagus. sure she came back, but at what COST" [🍑]

☼ "You have been crushed by an ACME knockoff anvil, “injury” is putting it lightly." [🍑]

☼ "you know, I kinda miss George." [🍑]

☼ "Was it the child labor again?" [🍑]

☼ "Did a lack of EASTER kill Junior?" [🍑]

☼ "Character development update: Archibald is now a furry." [🍑]

☼ "The only reason they opened that orphanage was because they loved Easter so damn much." [🍑]

☼ "And now here he is stealing pencils from orphans for the fun of it." [🍑]

☼ "Well now you've messed things up! I've got two of me!" [🍑]

☼ "We never talk much about Larry’s secret desire to be a chicken" [🍑]

☼ "You’ve heard of bend and snap so now see Squash and Stretch, from Legally Bob: the Musical" [🍑]

☼ "But the corn that made this popcorn had to be like, huge, right? I’m vaguely concerned" [🍑]

☼ "All of us whenever Archibald does anything." [🍑]

☼ "Real fucked up of them to tell Junior he was too little to fight" [🍑]

☼ "Look it up, you’ll find an uncited article about it." [🍑]

☼ "Phil Vischer is author of my immortal confirmed" [🍑]

☼ "So when the overworked nurse who was always covering for the vet’s mistakes asked for a raise and was told ‘no’, the nurse allowed a bear to maul the vet. The nurse was right to do this." [🍑]

☼ "Girl, fix your posture before you break in half." [🍑]

☼ "Hmmm there sure a lot of cucumbers named Larry in this town, completely by coincidence, who all have a single large tooth" [🍑]

☼ "Junior is an actor, a boy band member, a REPORTER, he goes to school!! someone let this kid just take a nap!! get some rest asparagus child, you can’t just keep burning the candles at both ends!!!" [🍑]

☼ "God made him special, but he didn’t love him very much." [🍑]

☼ "They gave my boy limbs so he could do this sick ass dance." [🍑]

☼ "An utter abomination in the eyes of the veggies for being born with limbs…" [🍑]

☼ "This cheap ruse is unforgivable I tell ya! unforgivable!" [🍑]

☼ "You accept your inevitable fate at the hands of the thing you love most" [🍑]

☼ "Breaking up with your boyfriend because you don’t like his cringe fursona." [🍑]

☼ "Is that you???? Oh god, what happened to your lips?? They got stuck in a gate? Your friends just stood there and LAUGHED? A CROWBAR? Lip rehab??? A kid named Oscar? USTA???" [🍑]

☼ "Tell me your skincare routine. but just the part where it gives you that smooth, textureless skin." [🍑]

☼ "That gourd is middle aged." [🍑]

☼ "I forgot about the french peas." [🍑]

☼ "These vegetables sure have a lot of song and dance numbers in the bathroom." [🍑]

☼ "I should send that 6 year old to the front lines of a war." [🍑]

☼ "omg its justin timberlake i'd recognize your ramen hair anywhere i am such a huge fan Mr Lake" [🍑]

☼ "90 years of jailtime for the infamous Gourd Brothers" [🍑]

☼ "Caught committing identity theft" [🍑]

☼ "Bob has facial blindness confirmed." [🍑]

☼ "We all assume this was Lovey, but maybe Archibald was having an affair with a similar-looking Asparagus woman for all we know." [🍑]

☼ "the vegetable daddy himself plotting to steal your man." [🍑]

☼ "you've done pissed Jimmy Gourd off." [🍑]

☼ "junior knows you’re up to some SHIT." [🍑]

☼ "If Song of the Cebu was such a disaster that it led to the cancellation of the show’s segment, why did they allow an official release?" [🍑]

☼ "Asparagus ala DeviantArt." [🍑]

☼ "Jimmy’s the mom friend. Prove me wrong." [🍑]

☼ "Drive fast now, ask questions later" [🍑]

☼ "Dad Asparagus looks like an orphan in a production of Oliver! but damn it he looks good in that hat." [🍑]

☼ "When I get home I just end up laying on the floor face down like 'nobody talk to me I’m figuring some stuff out'." [🍑]

☼ "Also Archibald is a real bitch." [🍑]

☼ "That yellow wallpaper is probably riddled with Arsenic." [🍑]

☼ "Anyway do you need bungee cords in case you decide to jump out of your treehouse?" [🍑]

☼ "Madame Blueberry was never about greed and being ungrateful, Madame Blueberry was about depression and GRIEF and how you have to accept things beyond your change and learn to appreciate the things you have before they’re gone too." [🍑]

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[hymemena]

Sickfic Starters #1

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Vomit, overeating, motion sickness, nausea, unsanitary

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"I feel so sick..."

"I shouldn't have eaten that."

"You know better than to eat that, but you did it anyway."

"Ugh, I'm gonna--"

"Bin. Now."

"Move!"

"So-sorry-- I'm s-so sorry..."

"Here, let's clean you up."

"Clothes can be washed, are you okay?"

"You don't look so good."

"You're kind of green around the gills."

"Are you sure the boat's gonna be okay?"

"I didn't think it would rock this much."

"Are you-- Oh, God, are you okay?"

"...Well, now I need new shoes."

"Here's a towel, let's get you laid down."

"You did eat a lot."

"Are you sure you've got it?"

"I'm fi-- Oh fuck--"

[gctawaygirl]

okay so inspired by a meme from an rp i used to be a part of but send me a number between 1-100 and i will write you a starter inspired by a song on my spotify wrapped!