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moonmemes ยท 1 year ago
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forty random questions
"are you sure about this?"
"how long have you been stood there?"
"what are you doing here?"
"how long has it been?"
"do you know that is?"
"what was that?"
"who are you?"
"where have you been?"
"are you alright?"
"do you think this is a joke?"
"what the hell is wrong with you?"
"don't you know who i am?"
"are you going to sit down?"
"is this seat taken?"
"did you do what i asked?"
"are you hungry?"
"do you need a drink?"
"when's the last time you got some sleep?"
"do you need something?"
"is this yours?"
"are you gonna finish that or...?"
"where am i?"
"do you know where i am?"
"can you read this?"
"would you like to play a game?"
"do you want some?"
"are you coming to bed?"
"where do you live?"
"do you need help?"
"do you need a lift?"
"are you lost?"
"does that hurt?"
"do you have a lighter i could use?"
"could i have a cigarette?"
"can i buy you a drink?"
"who am i?"
"do you hate me?"
"do you love me?"
"do you like me?"
"are you mad at me?"
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adventure-of-memes ยท 1 year ago
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Adventure Settings Starter Memes
โš“ - Our muses go on an adventure on the high seas
๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ - Our muses go on an adventure on a plane
๐Ÿš‚ - Our muses go on an adventure on a train
โ›ฐ๏ธ - Our muses go on an adventure on the mountains
๐Ÿœ๏ธ - Our muses go on an adventure in the desert
๐Ÿ๏ธ - Our muses go on an adventure on an island
๐ŸŒฒ - Our muses go on an adventure in the woods
๐Ÿ’ - Our muses go on an adventure in a garden
๐Ÿ”๏ธ - Our muses go on an adventure in a snowy location
๐ŸŒซ๏ธ - Our muses go on an adventure in the fog
โ˜” - Our muses go on an adventure in the rain
๐ŸŒ™ - Our muses go on an adventure in the middle of the night
๐Ÿš€ - Our muses go on an adventure in space
๐Ÿ™๏ธ - Our muses go on an adventure in a city
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heartxshaped-bruises ยท 2 years ago
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โœง๏ฝฅ๏พŸ ๐’๐“๐€๐๐™๐ˆ ๐๐Ž๐“๐„๐๐™๐€ ๐’๐“๐€๐‘๐“๐„๐‘๐’
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tw: swearing, mentions of death, NSFW
"Every new thing you say makes me yearn for the sweet embrace of death."
"So you're not gonna kill me, you're gonna queer-eye me?"
"Okay, can I be honest with you? I'd lie to you for money."
"You're hotter than the flames you're about to be engulfed in."
"What's the point of killing someone who wants it? Where's the thrill in that?"
"I didn't ask for this. You gave me two very terrible options."
"That's what you think I'm doing? I'm just trying to make conversation."
"I don't like you."
"I wish it was socially acceptable to tell you that I wanna kill you with a hammer."
"The real burning is the burning desire that I feel for you."
"You know, I'm not gonna be the same person after that experience."
"Everytime you enter a public space that I'm occupying, my entire body stiffens."
"This isn't 'hanging out', you're trying to kill me!"
"I don't go to the gym because I sweat, and sweating is really just your pores crying, and crying is weak."
"Ohh, I can't? What are you gonna do? Kill me?"
"You would choose satan before a guy who can actually take care of you."
"I'm here to ask you to take the soul of an influencer I follow."
"Are you hitting on me before my execution?"
"Your tears are my lubricant."
"Am I gonna have to play the tooth-fairy in this scenario?"
"Wow. It's honestly really refreshing to see you all excited for once."
"Don't mouth me off, I know exactly what you're doing in your spare time."
"You're lucky I don't call the FBI."
"Okay, au revoir, bitch! I'm buying myself a first-class ticket to hell!"
"Would you be interested in entering a new dimension with me next week?"
"If it was the purge, you'd be the first one on my fucking list."
"You're an inspiration for young serial killers out there."
"It turned a little bit into a, uh... Lord Of The Flies situation."
"Your skin is so nice, by the way - you'd make a nice purse."
"I'm just messing with you, relax."
"My ideal girl is young enough to be my daughter, but treats me like my mom."
"Why would I tell you my biggest weakness? Are you up to something?"
"If you think about it, step-bro was just helping step-sis out because she was stuck in the laundry machine."
"Did I suck off someone important and like, forgot about it or why am I getting rewarded?"
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hymemena ยท 2 years ago
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Sickfic Starters #1
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW:ย Vomit, overeating, motion sickness, nausea, unsanitary
โ€”
"I feel so sick..."
"I shouldn't have eaten that."
"You know better than to eat that, but you did it anyway."
"Ugh, I'm gonna--"
"Bin. Now."
"Move!"
"So-sorry-- I'm s-so sorry..."
"Here, let's clean you up."
"Clothes can be washed, are you okay?"
"You don't look so good."
"You're kind of green around the gills."
"Are you sure the boat's gonna be okay?"
"I didn't think it would rock this much."
"Are you-- Oh, God, are you okay?"
"...Well, now I need new shoes."
"Here's a towel, let's get you laid down."
"You did eat a lot."
"Are you sure you've got it?"
"I'm fi-- Oh fuck--"
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rpmemesfactory ยท 30 days ago
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lisa the painful starter sentences.
โœง "I used to be like that... Chasing women."
โœง "A direct hit!"
โœง "Howdy, motherfucker."
โœง "Can I ask you something?"
โœง "Good morning sunshine."
โœง "It hurts. You have to scream."
โœง "There's something fishy..."
โœง "It feels good to give in..."
โœง "It's too late to fight it."
โœง "I'd change everything if I could."
โœง "I hate myself, and everyone hates me."
โœง "This wild beast won't leave me alone."
โœง "The helmet stays on."
โœง "And don't stop rocking those wonderful man tits."
โœง "You my friend... Are in fishman court."
โœง "I need some painkillers."
โœง "You dandy fuck!"
โœง "Where did you get that?!"
โœง "I don't care. I'm keeping her."
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lunaidol ยท 2 months ago
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๐•ก๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•œ๐•ก๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ฃ๐•–๐•ค๐•ค ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•ค
(lyrics turned into short starters from various pinkpantheress songs.Anyone is welcome to make changes upon sending them to suit their muse)
"I never wanted to cause doubt in your mind"
"If only you knew the way I felt inside"
"Now, I'm by myself again"
"if I could, I would make amends"
"I must apologize"
"It's not a game, I want to change
"These days doesn't feel the same"
"I've lost so much"
"I'll figure out the reason why I was telling lies before"
"It's such a shame that we aren't the same at all"
"Take a look inside your heart, is there any room for me?"
"Would you ever take pictures of us?"
"What's the point of crying? It was never even love"
"Did you ever want me?"
"Was I good enough?"
"I don't sleep enough without you"
"If we don't speak, does that mean we're through?"
"Do you remember all the things you said to me?"
"I'm so used to saying 'I'm fine'."
"One day, I just want to hear you say, 'I like you'."
"What's stopping you?"
"I'm out here thinking about every bad mistake I made"
"Now you're pissing me off"
"I'm not attracted to you like I was back at the start"
"You're in my head so I cannot forget you"
"I had to clear my head, I think I lost the plot"
"I don't have passion the same as I did a few years before"
"When I opened my heart in front of my friends and family finally it's not what I thought."
"You melt up my body and all my heart"
"Guess I'll see you in another life"
"Say what you want, this is true romance"
"You know you got me"
"Tell me, do you view me the same? Or do you call me a stranger?"
"I don't care about the fame"
"I don't play about you"
"On a Monday, can I see you?"
"In a dream, I was dead, I only cared because I was taken from you."
"I prayed out loud, and lord, you answered me early"
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ashesmemes ยท 9 months ago
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Sentence starters using lyrics from songs I enjoy #6
Feel free to change words as needed, and remember to specify the muse for multimuses!
"Can't help he was born a king.โ€
โ€œI'll show you mine, if you show me yours.โ€
โ€œLook what you made me do.โ€
โ€œYou can kill him, but you'll never kill his pride.โ€
โ€œWhen you're a star, they let you do it.โ€
โ€œThere's something 'bout him that I never really liked."
"He's growing up before your very fuckin' eyes."
"I'ma climb til they shoot me down!"
"I wanna love you but now everything's a crime."
"Take my money, but you can't take me alive."
"Maybe there's something to being the one who you are."
"My favorite foods are smoke and hearts."
"Some of the best liars only want the truth."
"You're trying to replace yourself."
"I used to be in heaven looking down. Now I know the inferno from the inside."
"I recognize thee Satan and I spit in thine face."
"I wanna get the hell out, but there ain't much hope of that."
"I don't need a mother no more."
"I'd rather be an orphan, or a son of a bitch."
"I've had more fun in an iron lung."
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memecheerios ยท 1 year ago
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Send me a ๐Ÿ– for our muses to go and eat out together!
Reblog from source!
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vegaprose ยท 1 year ago
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Legend ( 1985 ) Sentence Starters
The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.
Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
You are nothing but an animal.
We are all animals.
Oh, Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me.
Protect me in your black embrace.
I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me.
What are you without me?
I am a part of you all.
You can never defeat me.
We are brothers eternal.
I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night.
Sunshine is my destroyer.
What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge.
A faerie's heart beats fierce and free.
Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch.
May be innocent, may be sweet.. ain't half as nice as rotting meat.
Are you afraid to kiss me?
I'm afraid you'll break my heart.
Then still your heart, for you are dear to me as life itself.
What is light without dark?
Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir.
I vote we run like hell.
I second the motion.
You don't really mean to eat me, do you?
Oh, indeed I do.
That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?
Think me fair, do you?
All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty.
What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue.
I hear a throat begging to be cut.
Are you so eager to see blood flow?
As eager as you are to drink it.
If life is a dream, better you dread the waking.
This place holds more magic for me than any palace in the world.
How do you know my name?
Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?
Neither country proverb nor King's command could keep me from the woods today.
I do nothing for your pleasure.
Dreams are my speciality. Through dreams I influence mankind.
I've found my true mate and you know it.
Beneath the skin, we are already one.
Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
There's only one thing I want to know.
She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam.
This shot be just as sweet as pie.
You willful sprite! How dare you keep such secrets?
They're mine to keep.
Ah, that's a sad sight for a sober man.
There is only one lure for such disgusting goodness, one bait that never fails.
Love you say? Well, love is another matter.
You all look like mourners at your own funeral.
That's one place an arrow won't do no harm.
You! you're the cause of all our sorrows.
In the dark is where we'll stay. We're cursed.
Tonight the sun sets forever.
There will never be another dawn.
Do you think you can upset the universe and not pay the price?
Have you no sense of humour?
Call that a kiss? Am I not sweet?
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aerospectrum ยท 9 months ago
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please feel free to like this post or leave a message if you want a short 2-3 sentence starter from any muses, open to all; donโ€™t have to be mutuals
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moonmemes ยท 1 year ago
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truth, lies and disbelief starters
"you're lying."
"that's impossible."
"i would never lie about this!"
"i don't believe you."
"i'm sorry... but that's the truth."
"sooner or later, you'll have to accept the truth."
"don't lie to me!"
"is this real?"
"you're messing with me. there's no way that's true."
"why should i believe you?"
"you know i'm right. you just don't want me to be right."
"when are you going to take me seriously?!"
"you have to believe me!"
"you're lying!"
"i would never lie to you."
"this can't be real."
"this isn't happening."
"think about it! you know it's true!"
"why would i lie to you?"
"seriously? you expect me to believe that?"
"but that doesn't make any sense..."
"i know it's crazy, but it's the truth!"
"that's bullshit!"
"did you seriously think i'd fall for that?"
"why don't you believe me?"
"i can tell when you're lying, you know."
"why won't you just believe me?"
"you've already lied to me once, why should i believe you now?"
"is this true?"
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rumor-weed ยท 3 months ago
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๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’
โ˜ฝโ˜ผRyanโ€™s VeggieTales Liveblog Starter Sentences Packโ˜ผโ˜พ
๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’
โœŽ Fresh from the crisper, itโ€™s all the best out of context lines from the โ€œRyan watches VTโ€ tag on my blog, for your ridiculous VeggieTales starter sentences needs! This one goes out to the Vegheads, the only trio who will probably use this.
โœŽ The context? Well, I gave it to the Peach. Because he's got hair. (Click the peach emoji that looks like this [๐Ÿ‘] to see the original context)
๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’
โ˜ผ "EVERYONE SHUT UP ITโ€™S PIZZA ANGEL" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "The way he was getting so into the song and was happy and then everything went sour - ITโ€™S ALL GONE SOUR" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Look at the tomato. Heโ€™s so sad. Pobre tomato." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "iโ€™m sorry VOTER FRAUD?" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Larry is in his villain era." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Whispers linger that it once had sausage gravy๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Everybody in the car is neurodivergent and keeps derailing the topic" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "I want a bathtub in my dressing room!" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Iโ€™m as big a star as Archibald is!" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "I guess the producers donโ€™t care whether Iโ€™m attached to this project or not! Whereโ€™s my agent?" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "A Message From Archibald Asparagus, a Known Square" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "They made a whole sing-along collection around this man having anxiety." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "These peas just sang a little ditty about the different types of peas from around the world and now bob is planning murder" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "bisexual mom asparagus clone backup singers" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "this is without a doubt the most miserable eyes Iโ€™ve ever seen on a vegetable" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "yes, thatโ€™s because SOMEBODY murdered Mom Asparagus. sure she came back, but at what COST" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "You have been crushed by an ACME knockoff anvil, โ€œinjuryโ€ is putting it lightly." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "you know, I kinda miss George." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Was it the child labor again?" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Did a lack of EASTER kill Junior?" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Character development update: Archibald is now a furry." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "The only reason they opened that orphanage was because they loved Easter so damn much." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "And now here he is stealing pencils from orphans for the fun of it." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Well now you've messed things up! I've got two of me!" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "We never talk much about Larryโ€™s secret desire to be a chicken" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Youโ€™ve heard of bend and snap so now see Squash and Stretch, from Legally Bob: the Musical" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "But the corn that made this popcorn had to be like, huge, right? Iโ€™m vaguely concerned" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "All of us whenever Archibald does anything." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Real fucked up of them to tell Junior he was too little to fight" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Look it up, youโ€™ll find an uncited article about it." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Phil Vischer is author of my immortal confirmed" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "So when the overworked nurse who was always covering for the vetโ€™s mistakes asked for a raise and was told โ€˜noโ€™, the nurse allowed a bear to maul the vet. The nurse was right to do this." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Girl, fix your posture before you break in half." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Hmmm there sure a lot of cucumbers named Larry in this town, completely by coincidence, who all have a single large tooth" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Junior is an actor, a boy band member, a REPORTER, he goes to school!! someone let this kid just take a nap!! get some rest asparagus child, you canโ€™t just keep burning the candles at both ends!!!" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "God made him special, but he didnโ€™t love him very much." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "They gave my boy limbs so he could do this sick ass dance." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "An utter abomination in the eyes of the veggies for being born with limbsโ€ฆ" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "This cheap ruse is unforgivable I tell ya! unforgivable!" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "You accept your inevitable fate at the hands of the thing you love most" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Breaking up with your boyfriend because you donโ€™t like his cringe fursona." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Is that you???? Oh god, what happened to your lips?? They got stuck in a gate? Your friends just stood there and LAUGHED? A CROWBAR? Lip rehab??? A kid named Oscar? USTA???" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Tell me your skincare routine. but just the part where it gives you that smooth, textureless skin." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "That gourd is middle aged." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "I forgot about the french peas." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "These vegetables sure have a lot of song and dance numbers in the bathroom." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "I should send that 6 year old to the front lines of a war." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "omg its justin timberlake i'd recognize your ramen hair anywhere i am such a huge fan Mr Lake" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "90 years of jailtime for the infamous Gourd Brothers" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Caught committing identity theft" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Bob has facial blindness confirmed." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "We all assume this was Lovey, but maybe Archibald was having an affair with a similar-looking Asparagus woman for all we know." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "the vegetable daddy himself plotting to steal your man." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "you've done pissed Jimmy Gourd off." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "junior knows youโ€™re up to some SHIT." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "If Song of the Cebu was such a disaster that it led to the cancellation of the showโ€™s segment, why did they allow an official release?" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Asparagus ala DeviantArt." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Jimmyโ€™s the mom friend. Prove me wrong." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Drive fast now, ask questions later" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Dad Asparagus looks like an orphan in a production of Oliver! but damn it he looks good in that hat." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "When I get home I just end up laying on the floor face down like 'nobody talk to me Iโ€™m figuring some stuff out'." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Also Archibald is a real bitch." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "That yellow wallpaper is probably riddled with Arsenic." [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Anyway do you need bungee cords in case you decide to jump out of your treehouse?" [๐Ÿ‘]
โ˜ผ "Madame Blueberry was never about greed and being ungrateful, Madame Blueberry was about depression and GRIEF and how you have to accept things beyond your change and learn to appreciate the things you have before theyโ€™re gone too." [๐Ÿ‘]
๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ’
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gctawaygirl ยท 4 months ago
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okay so inspired by a meme from an rp i used to be a part of but send me a number between 1-100 and i will write you a starter inspired by a song on my spotify wrapped!
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hymemena ยท 2 years ago
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Silent Hill Origins Sentence Starters Part 1
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW:ย Nightmares, suggestive content, fire hazard, burns
โ€”
"I'm taking the shortcut."
"I'm beat."
"Bad dreams still keeping you awake?"
"A girl or two would go a long way."
"Guess I just don't meet the right girls, bud."
"You don't see me bringing up your issues."
"Hahaha, no need."
"The girl keeps notes."
"She hasn't left you, yet?"
"Any day, now."
"Catch you later, buddy."
"Huh?"
"Hey!"
"Hey, come back!"
"Is it lonely where you are?"
"Ah, fuck."
"There's smoke!"
"My God."
"Someone's in there!"
"Let me burn."
"You're coming... With me."
"Safe now."
"Hey! Someone help her!"
"Where is... Everyone?"
"Under construction."
"Hey, you a doctor?"
"Is she here?"
"A girl?"
"Was she hurt?"
"What did you say her name was?"
"She must have been brought here!"
"Perhaps someone in reception can help you."
"I have urgent business to attend to, goodbye."
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gas-stxtion-a ยท 2 years ago
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Tales From the Gas Station (Vol. 1) Starters
a series of starters based on volume one of the Tales From the Gas Station series, because no one else was gonna do it, so. here we go. one quote from each chapter of the first book!
content warnings: mentions of murder, death, and drugs.
โ€œIโ€™m not inclined to lose my job just because you didnโ€™t escape captivity with a little spare change in your pocket.โ€
"The scariest thing of all is realizing the monster was in the room with you the whole time."
"Whether or not you are a hallucination is none of my business, and I'll leave that up to you to decide."
"At least they didn't throw a beer bottle at me this time."
"I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't really care for cults."
"[Name] has been dead for two days. His body is in the trunk of my car.โ€
"You're putting words in my mouth, and I don't like when other people put things in my mouth."
"He just stared at the ground with a sheepish, guilty look on his face like a toddler that just got busted for dealing drugs."
"Even as a child, I wasn't gullible enough to believe that birthday wishes were real."
"Carrying secrets makes you too old too fast. You wanna talk about it?"
"What purpose do we as humans serve other than to eat and wait to die?"
โ€œThe doctor was just doing his job. His creepy, voyeuristic job.โ€
โ€œJokeโ€™s on you. People already think Iโ€™m crazy.โ€
โ€œIโ€™d say the package was just about the right size for a dead cat.โ€
โ€œWell, if I accidentally kill you, thatโ€™s probably my bad. If I accidentally kill you twice, itโ€™s a hell of a coincidence. But if I accidentally kill you three times? Three times? Well thatโ€™s on you. You gotta take some personal responsibility.โ€
โ€œI recently learned that I am somewhat Internet famous.โ€
โ€œImagine, if you will, the sound of a butcherโ€™s knife hitting a watermelon. Like a solid, wet, thwack. Now imagine the watermelon gurgling and falling to the ground like a sack of potatoes.โ€
โ€œI never expected to take anyoneโ€™s life, but now that I had, the act turned out to be way more inconsequential than I could have ever anticipated.โ€
โ€œWeโ€™ve never done that thing normal friends do. I hear people call it โ€˜hanging out.โ€™โ€
โ€œThe name of the game was avoid and evade. Confrontation and eye contact. Just like prison.โ€
โ€œHey, guys, I gotta go. I think I heard a baby crying somewhere outside.โ€
โ€œThereโ€™s a guy on the ceiling. His skin is all gray and heโ€™s just lying there on the ceiling.โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t trust your eyes. You may see something that looks impossible. It probably is. There may be a dead loved one trying to call you outside. Donโ€™t listen to them. They arenโ€™t real.โ€
โ€œHe was the nicest guy that had pointed a gun in my face all week.โ€
โ€œGreat. Now letโ€™s talk about the guy living in your supply closet.โ€
โ€œAre you about to do the villain thing and explain everything thatโ€™s going on?โ€
โ€œI know itโ€™s a cliche, but ignorance really is bliss.โ€
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taylor swift makes me cry startersโ€”
you're losing me "i don't understand" "i know you don't" "now, i just sit in the dark and wonder if it's time" "do i throw out everything we built or keep it?" "you might just have dealt the final blow" "stop, you're losin' me" "my heart won't start anymore for you" "how can you say that you love someone you can't tell is dyin'?" "i know my pain is such an imposition" "how long could we be a sad song" "i gave you all my best me's" "i tried to be the bravest soldier fighting in only your army" "don't you ignore me" "and i wouldn't marry me either" "pathological people pleaser who only wanted you to see her" "do something, babe, say something" "lose something, babe, risk something" "choose something, babe, I got nothing to believe" say don't go "i've known it from the very start we're a shot in the darkest dark" "i'm standing on a tightrope, alone" "i hold my breath a little bit longer" "i'm holding out hope for you to say, "don't go"" "i would stay forever if you say, "don't go"" "why'd you have to lead me on?" "why'd you have to twist the knife?" "why'd you whisper in the dark just to leave me in the night?" "your silence has me screaming" "say, "don't go"" "don't go." "'cause you kiss me and it stops time" "I'm yours, but you're not mine" "you're not there" "i'm standing on the sidewalk, alone" "why'd you have to make me want you?" "why'd you have to give me nothing back?" "why'd you have to make me love you?" "i said, "i love you," you say nothing back" "but you won't" dear reader "if it feels like a trap, you're already in one" "get out your map, pick somewhere and just run" "desert all your past lives" "if you don't recognize yourself that means you did it right" "never take advice from someone who's falling apart" "you don't have to answer, just 'cause they asked you" "the greatest of luxuries is your secrets" "when you aim at the devil make sure you don't miss" "i prefer hiding in plain sight" "these desperate prayers of a cursed man" "you wouldn't take my word for it if you knew who was talking" "if you knew where I was walking to a house, not a home" "all alone 'cause nobody's there" "no one sees when you lose when you're playing solitaire" "you should find another guiding light" "you should find another"
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