#Starscream was so in love like wtf

[fancydusk]

The finished thing in question

The "I circled half of the goble searching for him.... But he was gone..." Line is just so gay. They were so in love

[mrmeepsmadmind]

starbee comic,,, if u get the reference then u understand a pivotal part of how i see their dynamic

Bee x scream is like if that one rlly bubbly & makes herself seem ditzy and cute girl to everyone to have friends who'll dump her the moment they get a bf & she's probably on the spectrum but no one notices or cares to delve deeper into her bcs she's so 'cute' & smiles & masks to be liked ( bcs she doesnt want anyone to delve deeper into her personality & realize shes actually Not perfect miss lil daddys girl purity ring ) was forced to be stuck with The Bitchtm intimidating weird girl who's also undiagnosed but everyone knows there's Something with her & treated her differently in a way they Think is discreet but She Knows & no matter how hard she tries, everyone's gonna have this Undertone with her so she's just given up on trying to seem pleasant to everyone but still desperately wants to be loved & has a slight clue as to why ppl keep hating her even when she tries for them not to for once but still can't get an answer bcs her life sucks and diagnosis is expensive and she has no time and she's - omg why is this bitch (bee) making her notes all cute with big colorful fonts & organized by alphabetical shade marker collection haha she's so weird (<- is Also weird bcs hes starscream). im gonna ask to borrow one of her favorite markers (the baby blue one) and dry it out while she stares at me with big wet eyes trying to find a polite way to put 'im gonna kill you' in a sentence

[xixistar]

just a little bit more of them 💥

but yeah, also this is just a sketch of the situation from the character ai!!

"you're annoying. you're too quiet."

"I thought you didn't like it when I talk??"

"YEAH. so STOP yapping rn"

"okay..."

a big silence.

"...And you won't even try to pay a little bit of attention to me?"

"WTF do you even want from me, bro??"

" >:( "

again, speaking a little about them, I would like to share my thought that Starscream is a rather.. difficult to understand person, and he himself sometimes has no idea WHAT EXACTLY he wants to get from his fleshy-partner right now.

some affection?? no, he isn't in the right mood for such things. and actually, it would be very embarrassing for a Decepticon commander to ask for affection from a human.

even if this affection comes from her.

attention? probably yes, and probably no.

even if this, again, comes from HER.

silly talks? oh no, he would rather die than laugh with a human. even if he.. wants to hear her voice again??

... SO, let's just annoy dear Laura in a lovely way :3

byee!!!

[tom-foolery-incorporated]

Starscream would be a good addition since neither Shockwave nor Soundwave seem to have mouths

I love the idea of Starscream kind of inserting himself into the relationship between you Soundwave and Shockwave. Like Soundwave and Shockwave are trying so hard not to wring the mech while he’s trying to romance you. And you’re just sitting there like 😃 because wtf is going on did you just gain another boyfriend?

[creativitysparks4everxoxo]

IT'S TIME TO DISCUSS TFE S2A!!!

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SPOILERS...OBVIOUSLY...

First of all, despite what some TFE fans have said, I gotta say, S2A has heavily exceeded my expectations! I was nervous because it did not get marketed enough (wtf Paramount+??!!) and because of the early rumours regarding certain things happening. But I thoroughly enjoyed most of the episodes (even the trailer filler episode). It really felt like I was watching S1A all over again. I found S2A refreshing and wholesome.

Here is a scattered list of some of the many moments/things that stood out to me...

AHHH! MO'S BRAIDS! Gah! I love them so much! I absolutely love her new hairstyle in season 2. Okay spacebuns! 🥰 Our little sweetie has grown up a bit and her new hairstyle looks so nice! I really like the attention to detail on her braids, her edges and baby hairs. You can tell that the character designers actually did their research on black hairstyles, and I really appreciate that because so many shows get it so wrong and they are just downright disrespectful.

SHOCKWAVE'S HESITATION!!!! HE HAD A CLEAR SHOT AND HE WAS GOING TO ATTACK, but then he just...didn't.

I was wondering how the weird tension between Shockwave, the Terrans and Malto Kids would be resolved. In S1C we see Shockwave working with the Terrans and Malto Kids to help take down Croft and her army. But you can tell that this was mainly because they shared a common enemy and because the season was ending.

But now even with Shockwave working under Starscream's command, he still hesitated and just let Twitch and Robby pass. He had the element of surprise, he watched them steal the shards and he could have easily ambushed them. He just...didn't. I am hoping that this gets explored further in the season and we get more of Shockwave.

BREAKDOWN CALLING AFTERMATH 'SON'!!! 🥺🥺🥺 And calling him kid!!! 🥺🥺🥺 I don't know, this is just so adorable to me. Regardless of the faction, clearly all the Cybertronians view the Terrans as children. Even though I found Aftermath to be very irritating, I thought it was really sweet how fast Breakdown tried to protect him and how he had grown to care for him. That fake father/son montage and the 'son' bomb took me out. I was laughing so hard. 🤣

✨️ALEX MALTO'S MAGICAL BOY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE!!!✨️

I kid you not, I had to pause the episode because I was laughing so hard! I could not breathe! 🤣 It was so sudden! It was so smooth! Alex was READY! You know he's been waiting for the day that he can finally reveal his Magical Boy uniform! I love it! Everyone's reaction was perfect! Megatron was so done with Alex. 🤣

And Nightshade giving their father a boost after Alex struggled to climb up the wall during the race is just so wholesome! 🥺 I'm so glad we got to see more of Alex interacting with his children in this batch of episodes. He gave so much enthusiastic, concerned, loving dad energy in this batch of episodes, it was beautiful.

TWITCH VS SPITFIRE!!!

That was so intense! It was really cool seeing them fight and use their different abilities against each other. Seeing Twitch get competitive with her basically evil twin sister was fun to watch. Twitch's competive nature really came out because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!! Loll despite how hard Twitch had to fight, she definitely proved to Spitfire and to herself that she is the 'better drone'. I found it interesting that instead of Robby being the one to point out that Twitch is really Spitfire, it was actually Wheeljack. It was nice that he used his Dad 2 nickname to confirm his suspicions. He's clearly taken a liking to it. ☺️But I'm glad that Robby had his moment to determine which Twitch is the real Twitch.

Swindle interacting with a human and not trying to squish the human??? Yeah, I was shocked when I watched 'The Butterfly Effect' and saw Swindle interacting with Fairmaestro. But then seeing Swindle basically try to swindle Fairmaestro was the perfect 'Aha!' moment.

I really like TFE's version of Cosmos, and I wish he had more than one appearance in this batch of episodes! He just disappeared after his debut episode, but I wanted more of him! His design is very nice too. He is a perfect round boi. But how the heck did he get captured by Fairmaestro? How long was he under his control? If he joined the Autobots after the Maltos rescued him, why wasn't he in any other episodes with the other Autobots? 🤔 But also, I love the way he handled Fairmaestro and dumped his ass in the dunk tank. Since Fairmaestro easily escaped Jon's custody, I wonder if we'll see more of him.

Starscream as the main antagonist. Hmmm. I gotta say, while it's refreshing that we finally got a new main villain, it's also disappointing that it ended up being Starscream. Starscream caused so much chaos in S2A and sure, it's Starscream. What do you expect? He's always been untrustworthy, violent and unpredictable. But really? Did he seriously have to go back to being the villain after he had a bonding moment with Hashtag? After he worked with the Malto family because he realized that there are much larger threats out there. I'm assuming that he had to fuck up shit in the beginning of season 2 to make way for a serious redemption arc later on. I assume an even bigger threat will enter the scene soon. I sure hope so, because Screamy hit an all time low when he brutally took out the Chaos Terrans. That was just...wow. 😨

Dot Malto being the 'villain' and spraying her kids with the hose during the competition was hilarious. We love a good badass mom moment. 🤭

Contrary to what some people have said, I actually don't mind the Malto Kids at all, or their new power upgrades. They've dealt with so much shit in S1, so it only makes sense that they will eventually get some upgrades and powers to help protect themselves. They act like how kids their age would act irl, so of course they're going to have their annoying, problematic moments where they get themselves into a lot of trouble. The only difference is, they have a lot more sense and they acknowledge when it's time to stop and get serious. Even though it's really obvious that TFE is marketed towards kids, I like that it puts emphasis on family, teamwork, and it has its fair share of cheesy moments. It's very reminiscent of TFA.

I really enjoyed Hashtag and Mo's bonding episode. Even though Robby and Mo have a strong connection to Twitch and Thrash because they are the first Terrans that were born, it's nice to see the Malto Kids interact with their other Terran siblings as well. We almost always see Mo with Thrash or Robby with Twitch, so to see different dynamics among the Terrans and their human siblings is refreshing. And yessss! Hashtag calling Mo her little big sister and Mo calling Hashtag her big little sister is just too great!

Hashtag's new alt mode is so shiny! I love it! It's a nice upgrade, and I like her new root mode design too. I thought it was interesting that she got a new virtual assistant with her systems upgrade.

Cyber-syncing!!! I feel like it was only a matter of time before it was introduced. Something tells me that we're going to have more moments when cyber-syncing will be needed to take down a foe. It was an interesting addition to the Terrans and Malto Kids' existing abilities. I wonder if we'll see more cyber-syncing combos, like maybe a Hashtag/Nightshade/Robby/Mo combo. Or a Jawbreaker/Twitch/Robby/Mo combo. Or just more cyber-syncing in general. I did find Jawbreaker's sync with Aftermath to be very forced and unnecessary. I get that he felt left out in that episode, but it just feels like it was so unnecessary to the plot and it just felt like bad comedy relief.

Overall, I actually really enjoyed S2A. There were only a few episodes and moments that I found meh, but for the most part it was a good watch and it's about to be on repeat while I patiently wait for Transformers One and S2B to come out.

[jexjoydex]

❤️My FIX TFP DESIGNs💜

BUMBLEBEE: his was so unoriginal and uninspired and looked too much like  Pikachu and SpongeBob . So I made him look 1000000000x original doughnut, seal, tm. By making him blue way because he a cars and cars are fast like sonic the hedgehog.

Shockwave : way has one eye ? I hate it sooooooooooooo much!!!! Now he has two.😀😀😀

Wood love to he give a happy face but I was to lazy to. Butt hey he looks realistic now OwO.



Ratchet: way is he wearing his underwear at work ewwwwww. Now he has close. 

Megaton : WTF!!! This is tooooo sexy and that’s bad. This a kids show BTW. But hey look how  modest I made him.

Starscream: he my favorite transformer. So I just made something little unknowable changes to him .



optimus prime: he has such a unrealistic. It needs to be cool so made it cool.

Ok. Bye

[scalproie]

S1:E3

Raf can actually understand Bee via autism communication

Ok so the dark energon creature from last ep's ending just immediately reveals itself okay

Big fan of the visual of this being Ratchet against a huge spider

"I needed that" counter: 2

I love you Optimus counter: idk i might be at 6

LET ME HOTBOX THIS SHIP IN PEACE, STARSCREAM

Takes a single blunt, refuse to ellaborate and leave

Oh I know Soundwave is already trying to blow up Starscream with his mind

I love how Optimus just immediately guess that Meg is doing necromancy drugs as we speak

Ok it took three eps but the animation is catching up, i like the little character animations

Aaah Ratchet securing his place as the second best bot in this show I see

Handing my feminist card back in advance bc I KNOW i will not warm up to Miko anytime soon. Im so sorry i know shes a teenage girl and shes supposed to be annoying bc its funny or whatever but I cannnt im sorry

Put my "Im that kind of annoying tf fan that has yet to like a human character in a tf show" card in the space my feminist card used to be

Oh thank god were back to the bots

"And I fear Megatron's memory is as long as history" is that why you liked him mr. archivist

LASERBEAK

Alright Fowler gets a human pass #adultprivileges

WTF WAS THAT SHOT OF STARSCREAM

I need that plane annihilated

God and im only on ep3.

Vehicons💜

PLEASE PUT THE FEAR OF DEATH IN THIS GIRL I BEG OF THEE

Putting a little pin in my heart on the fact that Bulkhead was once struggling with one (1) vehicon

oh fuck yeah robo-gore

Actually kinda funny how quickly it all fell appart how did these guys survived for that long

Haha "metal to the pedal" <- Wants To Rewatch Tfone So Bad

YOURE ALL SO STUPID

oh thank fuck we now return to OP and Ratchet

AND MEGATRON

HES HIGH

Screw everything else just let Ratchet and Megatron throw down please please please

We get it Meg you and OP have history yadda yadda

THREW THE BLUNT TO THE GROUND

Megatron is so incredibly funny to me so far, been on vacations for three years and just start doing whatever upon arrival, minimum context, god bless

[soileaterwtf]

Restarted tfp!! <3

Gonna yap as I watch

I'm on ep 6!

Skyquake, the mech that you are, your loyalty knows no bounds

Also tbf, he is right? Megatron isn't dead lol

Ratchet, bby, Raf is right, it's his project

U cannot do everything for them

This is Soo, like, PTA mom core of Ratchet

Lmfao, my phone just tried to autocorrect Ratchet to racism

Control freak frfr

ALL HAIL LORD MEGATRON!!!

'microns from the detonation point' Starscream.

Starscream. Bestie. Lord cuntiness. It's megs.

Fowler!!!!! Love him.

Fuck him uppppp Optimus

I'm sorry,,,, lasers??

Scanners!! He has an alt mode now!!!

I'll be a bald eagle?? Swear normal. They should let Fowler say fuck.

Fuck yeah, girlboss Fowler!!

HE LIVES!!

This is gay. Toxic yaoi much. Starscream, what're you gonna do, kiss him? Boy kisser.

Fuck him upp Bumblebee!!

Back then up, go Fowler go!!

Yay!! Fowler caught Bumblebee!

Is he dead? Fr?

Wow , vic blaming ? Lol, wtf. He was a loyal soldier, dude, doing his job. (I'm kidding, I know he gave Skyquake a chance.)

Yay!! ❤️❤️ Bumblebee

Ratchets--i mean the kids projects went in

How'd they do? Miko had a model of Cybertron so,, F, Jack got a literal ricocheting chainsaw dog, and Raf got,,,that .... Ratchet, this isn't a normal thing kids make lol

The ratchet--megatrom parallel of straying from their path is so fucking funny

I'm pretty sure that there's a difference from a literal dictator and a control freak medic 😭

Megs on life support is , very entertaining.

[singingcicadas]

As a shallow, low-brow person who enjoys the satisfaction of eating from the good old cliche cake of karmic retribution, Death of Optimus Prime makes me distinctly uncomfortable in a way that excessive depictions of gore/body horror/violence/abuse does not. I think it’s the underlying moral of the entire thing that gets to me: the implication that no good deed goes unpunished, that those who chose to flee in times of need are entitled to mock the sacrifices of those who chose to stand and fight while enjoying the world they made possible. The irrationality of the motley crowd. The heartless apathy of the people. The desperation for peace trumping the need for justice. 

The main thing I got out of this issue is that… it isn’t worth it. The altruism. The ideals. You can give and give until every last vestige of your life is bled dry and there will still always be people who stand gorging on the sustenance of your flesh while pointing their fingers and saying “well we didn’t ask you to. Maybe it would have been better if you didn’t. Why didn’t you do better? Why didn’t you do more?” 

Like it’s not enough to sacrifice the Matrix, it’s not enough to sacrifice your life, it’s not enough to sacrifice everything and have those sacrifices be unrecognized and scorned by the very people you made the sacrifice for, they’d make you give up your identity as well, your name, your position, and then finally your right to exist within the world you won back; they’d take and take until you have nothing left to give and it still won’t be enough, it’ll always be you are just as bad, because how dare you inconvenience our lives by having the audacity to stand up against evil. While conveniently disregarding the fact that everyone’d all be living (or dying) under the Decepticons’ lovely governance if the Autobots didn’t fight back. Or as part of Zeta’s vamparc ribbon. Or under the functionalists hoping their alt-modes never get booted into the obsolete category. It’s like the fucking Giving Tree except at least the boy has a better attitude towards the tree.

I don’t disagree with the NAILs’ standpoint as a concept, it’s interesting and does add depth to the story, but the way it’s treated is. um. rubs me in every wrong way possible. 

Like. this is no. Just no. It's one thing for the NAILs and Decepticons to want Optimus gone; they have their own interests. Their motivations, while ignoble, are still understandable. But for Bumblebee to agree? To the point where he’d even exile Optimus himself if he didn’t want to leave? Bumblebee. Bumblebee, conscience of the Autobots. Bumblebee, whose kindness is so all-encompassing that he can find compassion for even Megatron and Starscream. Bumble-I-owe-Prime-everything-bee.

“Tonight for the first time all Cybertronians are united” wtf. This is wrong on so many levels. Optimus led you through the war. He led you to the victory of the war. Without his military leadership you wouldn’t be standing there worrying about keeping peace in the first place, because there would not be any peace to keep. Unless you’re interested in living under peace through tyranny. And you’re just going to throw him out now that he’s filled his purpose, because your enemies and dissenters are united in wanting him get thrown out. He’s guilty of what. exactly. existing?

Talk about appeasement. Talk about using someone as a means to an end. Even the Scavengers are better than that they didn't give up Grimlock. This isn’t how you treat someone that you owe a debt of gratitude to. This isn’t how you treat a friend, nor a comrade. This isn’t how a loyal soldier treats his leader. This isn’t how a decent person treats another person, period. 

Then there’s the whole subsequent plot line where Starscream gets to be the leader of Cybertron. Is that some sort of political vent or. What’s it supposed to imply? That the masses are mindless and easily manipulated. Elections are bad. People can’t be trusted with democracy cuz they’re stupid and selfish. Deceit and manipulation are not only more effective than brute might but also triumphs over genuine intent. And the good guys just. rolls along with it. Then gets backstabbed a bajillion times. Then still keep rolling along after getting backstabbed a bajillion times. Like why. What did you expect. What’s the point of fighting for so many years if you’re so desperate for peace that you don’t even care what kind of person is ruling you? Ruling your home, your planet, your compatriots? Your comrades? Did all those Autobots who died during the war just. die for nothing. Why didn’t you just surrender to Megatron when he first offered then. Why not simply kept your heads down and accept Sentinel. Zeta. The functionalists. At least less people would have died that way. 

It’s not even a matter of oh everyone is a war criminal there’s no victors in war everything’s morally grey and complicated or any of that twisted contrived grimdark shit. It’s a lack of common sense. Trusting the SIC of your enemy faction who’s a known mass murderer/notoriously famous backstabber once is giving someone the benefit of the doubt. Continuing to allow him to rule your planet after getting backstabbed betrayed sabotaged almost-killed multiple times is stupidity. It’s enablement. Complacency. Since when did everyone decide that the best method of dealing with a self-serving entitled prick who lied and killed and manipulated his way up to dictatorship under a farce of democracy and faked 'god-chosen’ bullshit is to leave him in charge and wait for him to develop a conscience.

And then the perspective of the colonists. “Look what your wars, hatreds, and ambitions have brought us,” they said. “You’re all gross. Why can’t you just stop fighting?” Easy words, from people who lived the majority of their lives in relative peace and ease. From those who had the privilege of growing up knowing no deaths, no functionalism, no crushing stratification. As if Cybertron hadn’t been led astray from the beginning by Shockwave and locked into an endless cycle of violence and oppression ever since the dawn of its civilization. As if Cybertronians ever got a chance at a peaceful fulfilling life. Four million years of war is horrific. But where would the Cybertronians be, if the war never happened? Oh right cowering under the functionalists. What if there were no functionalists? Then it’s Nova Sentinel Zeta. What if the Autobots didn’t fight?  Peace through tyranny and a universe wiped free of organic lifeforms. From the moment they opened their eyes, each and every Cybertronian from the time of Onyx Prime to the last constructed MTO has been cast into a dystopia so deeply entrenched as to be inescapable. It’s suffering all around. What other choices did they have? 

So speaketh the colonist, built on the back of Cybertronian expansion. Which is funny because Unicron is literally a product of colonialism.

The story seems to imply in so many ways that war is an inherent crime in and of itself. It doesn’t matter who initiated it. It doesn’t matter if you were the aggressor or the defensive or forced into it as a last resort. It doesn’t matter who or what you were fighting for. It doesn’t matter that you tried your best to remain true to your ideals through so many long years of violence under impossible conditions. To the eyes of the lofty outsider, the apathetic bystander, simply participating makes you just as bad as the other side. It doesn’t matter how horrible the alternative would have been if you’d rolled over and didn’t resist. In the end everything fades into inconsequence; the only legacy left behind is destruction. Everyone is a killer.

But no actually. war doesn’t work like that. History doesn’t work like that. For those who's never experienced the circumstances firsthand, never suffered through the choices or the lack thereof, what right do they have to judge?

[mrmeepsmadmind]

they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why

[keef-a-corn]

Rewatching TFP-

Giving you commentary of episode 6 -Masters and Students.

(I would talk about episodes 1 - 5, except I watched them yesterday and it made me realise that they stress me the hell out. Instead I’m going to cover episodes that don’t stress me out nearly as much)

Also I watch Transformers Prime on Stan (I’m pretty sure Stan is only in Australia, but it’s a streaming service and has every episode of TFP), so if any of these time stamps don’t match up, I’m sorry.

~~~~I begin now~~~~

Not saying much about the first part because it’s pretty much as seen.

*intro*

02:52 - scenes like these where it’s just Ratchet and Optimus cannot be viewed without at least one ‘this is proof their marriage certificate exists’ moments.

03:14 - and there it is. Optimus literally just when ‘mm’ and Ratchet immediately switched up his approach, the second approach worked significantly better.

03:44 - I like how you can tell Optimus has significantly larger strides when running compared to Ratchet. He started off further away, but arrived faster and closer.

04:00 - NOTHING BOILS MY BLOOD MORE THAN WHEN MIKO SAID

‘Whoopsie’ LIKE WHO THE FRAG ARE YOU?! WHERE TF DID MIKO GO?!

04:02 - ‘h-what… in the allspark’. Ratchet pronouncing ‘what’ that way is all the proof that’s needed to come to a conclusion that he’s old. Take that clip outta context and everyone witnessing it will know that he’s closer to his deathbed than a mid-life crisis.

04:15 - Not even close to being an accurate comparison.

04:21 - DAMN RIGHT, RATCHET! THEY ARE MAKING A MESS! MIKO BEING WEIRDLY MESSY WITH THE PAINT, BEE AND RAF TRIGGERING FIGHT OR FLIGHT, JACK AND ARCEE… Being weird- I mean.. for the bots, wouldn’t that be like trying to construct a body?

04:27 - then why did you leave it to the last minute, Raf?.

04:34 - Soooo close, Ratchet, but Bulkhead doesn’t need to know about the solar system to help Miko paint, same with Bee needing to know about Volcanoes to assist in constructing a model like that.

04:33 ~ 04:46 - Optimus just standing but like ‘just gonna let him talk it out’

~sorry, not much to say either~

05:55 - I wanna know what Bee’s saying. It seems interesting!

05:58 - Honestly Raf saying that clues me in even less.

06:05 - OPTIMUS’S HAND ON BEE’S SHOULDERRRRR! It’s so big! Aaaaaa

06:06 - Optimus calling Bee awesome.

Also Optimus confirming Bee’s very young.

06:54 - I really like how Peter pronounces ‘Bumblebee’ in Optimus’s voice. Just makes it sound so regal, then you remember it’s the word ‘Bumblebee’. + Optimus had no reason as to choose Bumblebee (aside from plot), Bulkhead was most likely not needed because we saw Miko’s project was pretty much complete and Jack was most likely the only one that would require assistance from Ratchet as Arcee was clearly no help.

07:07 - damn, those two strong as hell.

07:40 - Gotta keep his Bee safe. + he looks so concerned as he watches Optimus walk away.

07:49- Starscream had a whole choreographed dance for ‘rise and serve’

08:15 - I like Skyquake. What a waste. ALSO HE LOWERS HIS UPPER HALF TO TALK TO STARSCREAM, BUT TECHNICALLY HE IS BOWING!

08:55 - LMAO he really just pushed him away.

09:11 - Aww Bee gotta check on Optimusss

09:39 - Optimus just watching them like: 🧍

09:40 - SLAY, SKYQUAKE!

10:11 - Scraaaaaaaaap I love Soundwave’s designnn (I know he shows up earlier in the ep, it was just at this point that I truly stopped to appreciate them)

10:37 - Bee’s eyes are so interesting.

10:50 - Gotta protecc his faaather.

10:56 - Ayo- Bee- WTF?? He really just tapped into his inner insect abilities.

11:01 - Optimus immediately stepping in when Bumblebee was down *cri*

11:04 - He really just threw Bumblebee.

11:30 - Optimus leans in a bit closer when saying ‘vehicle mode’ to Bumblebee. He doesn’t want Skyquake to hear. And Bee kinda perks up as he realises Optimus is right.

11:52 - Ratchet’s inner goat

12:17 - That’s me doing all the work in science because the rest of my group is an idiot.

13:40 - It took me four rewatches to understand that Soundwave repeats ‘must bear witness’ as a command he’s making.

14:00 - of Agent Fowler didn’t show up in this episode, I bet that Optimus and Bee would’ve benefited greatly.

14:22 - Now that I think about it… odds are, Skyquake isn’t calling Bee ‘bug’ because his name is ‘Bumblebee’, instead it’s more likely he called Bee ‘bug’ because he considers him a small inconvenience that could simply be squished. I feel ashamed that it’s taken me this long.

14:39 - Bee’s face rises ever so slightly- he’s obviously happy, it’s just that I never noticed it.

14:58 - See? He’s distracting the bots and giving Skyquake a vehicle mode.

16:33 - Starscream landing so nicely gives me life.

16:58 - he touched da boob.

17:18 - to disagree~ I’m sorry-

18:34 - Oh that must’ve hurt-

18:39 - Father watches son fly off on plane.

18:41 - Father immediately calls in only air support to retrieve son.

18:53 - Bee showing off his surfer skills, but also that he’s smart by committing mid air murder.

19:01 - whoever chose for Bee to make that sound when plummeting to his death, thank you. You couldn’t have chosen a more perfectly silly sound for this very dangerous situation./g

19:04 - yeas, it is, Fowler, so why are you waiting?

19:12 - Bee showing off perfect coordination abilities

19:40 - Damn- Bee teleports now-

19:56 - Optimus condemning the strategy before praising the performance is very smart. I will not explain further

20:08 - I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, TO ME, OPTIMUS SMILED WHEN RATCHET GOT EXCITED.

20:49 - if there’s a remote, why does the volcano have buttons?

21:08 - Optimus engages with a joke.. why does no one mention this?!

M’kay, those were my thoughts.

Lemme know if you thought differently/disagree with my points/have more to add.

I like hearing people’s perspectives.

[dangerouslyclassyhottub]

You mentioned sending you our vibes on starjack don't know if that's still a wanted thing but here I go-

It's 4 AM so apologies in advance.

-Both of them really, really, really want/need words of affirmation.

-Wheeljack slowly gets more and more sarcastic the more time he spends with Starscream, and Starscream gets more and more earnest. The change happens so slow that no one notices for a long while. It takes someone getting a genuine compliment from Screamer that he has to insist was genuine for days until he's finally believed. Everyone takes a step back and goes 'WTF happened to you two??'

-If Starscream was introduced to the Dinobots he'd get along with Swoop first because flier things. I feel like with Grimlock they would either butt heads or get along eerily well. Either by Starscream playing to Grimlock's ego to get him to do crap he wants or by Grimlock witnessing Starscream shout at bots only he had dared to boss around (Like Optimus, Prowl, Megatron) and they have a 'You're not so different you and eye' moment. Either way Wheeljack is tired of their shit

-Ratchet is both mildly annoyed and impressed that Wheeljack listens more to Starscream. Everyone is fucking terrified of Wheeljack when he gets Starscream to listen to him with just a few words. Conspiracies start. Everything from mind control to actually that was a robot built to LOOK like Starscream and Wheeljack is messing with them.

Dude I'm so sorry I forgot to post this, i was on vacation when i got it lol and something else traumatic happened that day so it completely left my mind after I read it but thank you! These are good vibes, I especially love the thought of Starscream becoming a step-monster for the dinobots lmao

[mychlapci]

Oppy breeding anon back, continuing with TFP soundop.

Team Prime is rather off put by Optimus’s choice of stud, though end up finding it kinda funny since sometimes Optimus will walk into the room holding Soundwave like a cat held only by under their arms and nibbles Soundwave’s helm fin things to keep him quiet while they talk about updates about the Decepticons. It doesn’t help that without Soundwave, the Decepticons end up as a big mess and become much easier to deal with.

Soundwave is still suffering since his sire coding has basically taken over and Optimus likes to milk his spike every few days for transfluid. The only plus he considers from this is stuffing his face in Oppy’s Energon pounces (cuz babies need baby fuel). Those mounds are very soft and it very much excites his sire coding. Though some part of him wants Laserbeak back.

Megatron ends up going into heat earlier than expected and hurriedly tries looking for a good sire candidate not named Starscream. He never considers Dreadwing because he wasn’t around when it started, off on a mission or something. He ends up failing and gets captured by the Autobots since he tried to gauge the Autobot studs during a mine raid and his heat brain tried to latch onto Ultra Magnus, but got kicked in the balls in response.

The Autobots now have the two most important Decepticon officers in their hold and after Dreadwing returns and kicks Starscream to the afterlife, they kinda start making peace, though mainly because both leaders want babies and neither side wants sparklings to grow up in war.

Megatron gets visited by Optimus exactly once while in custody, when he was holding Soundwave and Megsy is like “wtf” and Soundwave is looking like a sad, wet cat while some part of him is possessive of Oppy.

Oh my god... I don't know why I never considered it, but the thought of a smaller, skinny stud and a big, strong clingy carrier... is so fucking good. I love that Soundwave's brain has basically been milked out of his dick so he just kind of wades wherever Optimus brings him. He's a spindly, wet cat that Optimus carries around like a creepy plush doll, nuzzling him against his belly and titties whenever he can <3

Oof, the decepticons basically just fall apart without Soundwave. Megatron's breeding drive basically sends him out with his hands raised for the cuffs, there was no hope for him. Who would've thought, two of the opposing leaders getting a little bit horny for their own good leads to the entire war stilling entirely...

I wonder if Megs manages to seduce Magnus in the end... Or perhaps he and Optimus could share Soundwave. Poor guy, that Soundwave, his spike would never get a break.

[cleverthylacine]

Thylacine Robot Husband Slate

Astrotrain vs. Blaster Astrotrain. I will never marry someone who wants to kill Soundwave, and I like to travel in style.

Bluestreak vs. Skids Skids, because he would learn everything you need him to know about you.

Blurr vs. Misfire Misfire, because he's an incredibly sweet person, and he also won't come 3 times before you do and then pass out.

Brainstorm vs. Nightbeat Nightbeat, because I feel that he would try “telling you he’s interested in you” before resorting to building a time machine and trying to kill Megatron.

Breakdown vs. Ten Breakdown; they're both himbos but Breakdown is less insistent on getting his way and communicates better.

Bumblebee vs. Chromedome For my sanity I am going with Bumblebee, provided he is not the asshole Bumblebee from either Earthspark or TFA. I do not want to die horribly and then become Episode 5 of “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and also I don’t approve of mnemosurgery and Chromedome is also the guy who tried to lobotomise Soundwave at the Institute so fuck that guy.

Cosmos vs. Crankcase Crankcase. While he is not nearly as “nice” as Cosmos, he also knows what he likes and wants and does not retract his trust at the first sign of trouble.

Cyclonus vs. Dominus Ambus Cyclonus, because he can fall in love with people who are not his slaves. I also don’t trust anyone who can blend in with the DJD enough to work with them for years and years before getting caught. He wasn’t a medic like Nickel. He had to do that job.

Censere vs. Megatron Censere, because he is kind, and also because Megatron is still obsessed with  Orion Pax and would only be fun to marry if you could get both of them.

Depth Charge vs. Ultra Magnus Depth Charge knows what fun is and can even say the word without flinching.

Dinobot vs. Ratchet Ratchet, because he has an unerring moral compass and takes care of what he loves.

First Aid vs. Perceptor This is a difficult choice because I love science guys. In the end I chose Perceptor. I think First Aid would find me rather vanilla. If you’re more like Tex than me, though, Aid is your mech.

Fulcrum vs. Blitzwing The real question here is “how many husbands do you actually want?” I think polyandry could be fun, but not with the Three Faces of Blitzwing.

Hoist vs. Drag Strip Drag Strip. At least he's pretty.

Impactor vs. Mixmaster Mixmaster, because I’d rather have a husband who makes things, than a husband whose goal in life is to break things as impressively and thoroughly as possible, which is what Impactor does; also, he grew up in a mine with Megatron and he still joined the Autobots, wtf.

Knock Out vs. Powerglide Knock Out, because he moved to another planet to make his conjunx happy.

Meteorfire vs. Alpha Trion Meteorfire, because he knows how to have fun and can just say what he means.

Optimus Prime vs. Soundwave If you think there’s anyone I would choose over Soundwave you haven’t been reading this blog very long. If you think OP has a chance over Soundwave, you have clearly just now arrived here through tags or “recommended for you”.

Optimus Primal vs. Drift Drift, because he's so fucking beautiful, and even when he’s a wreck, he’s interesting.

Prowl vs. Swerve Swerve is sweet and will binge TV with me. Prowl thinks All Cops Are Bastards is an ideal to aspire to.

Rattrap vs. Starscream Starscream, because Starscream would be a difficult husband, but he’s an even more difficult boss, and you probably don’t want to deal with being married to someone who actually works for him.

Rewind vs. Hot Shot Hot Shot is entertaining. Also, if I disappear, I want my husband to hire the best detective in the universe, not watch snuff films obsessively to see if I am in them.

Rung vs. Predaking Predaking, because dragons are that fucking cool.

Rodimus Prime vs. Cheetor Rodimus, because Cheetor’s executive function is even worse than his, and I do not need any help making rash decisions, losing track of time and getting sidetracked.

Sky-Byte vs. Swindle I’m going with king shark here. Sky-Byte would write you poetry and pay for your dates. I feel like Swindle would be hot in a sleazy way and a great candidate for the fuck thing rather than the marry thing, but Sky-Byte would feed your ego and I would like that a lot.

Snarl vs. Shockwave Snarl. Unless you really want to be one of Shockwave’s experiments.

Spinister vs. Bulkhead A difficult choice. Bulkhead is stable and caring but Spinister is endlessly entertaining.

Star Saber vs. Smokescreen Smokescreen, because he doesn't have a vibranium rod up his aft.

Tailgate vs. Jazz Jazz, because he is smooth, chill, and sexy. Tailgate is cute but not sexy. He also makes dramatic painful decisions about relationships based on his terrible self-esteem without considering his partners’ likely wishes.

Tarantulas vs. Rhinox Tarantulas, and this is 100% the fault of @breakdownsbuttlights.

Thundercracker vs. Fortress Maximus Thundercracker writes fanfiction and screenplays and he dotes on his dog. What more do you want?  Meanwhile, Fort Max was the warden at Garrus-9 before Overlord took over, and even after seeing everything that had happened to Grimlock, he still wanted to throw him back in jail when he found him with the Scavengers. And he only wanted to capture the Scavengers just because he thought they were Decepticons and therefore had to have done something wrong, and he can’t keep from petting the beastformers no matter how many times they say not to.

Wheeljack vs. Thunderclash Wheeljack is full of fun and mad science. Thunderclash is full of himself and supported Getaway’s mutiny.

Whirl vs. Tracks Tracks, because Whirl is exciting, but not in a good way, and you’re not as tough as either Cyclonus or Tailgate. Tracks is also a pretty good dancer.

Ambulon vs. Dreadwing Beachcomber vs. Rampage Fireflight vs. Quickstrike Heatwave vs. Hardshell Metroplex vs. Sideswipe Seaspray vs. Runamuck Springer vs. Skyfire Wasp vs. Chase No opinion. Campaign to me for your choice.

[transingthoseformers]

I am keeping FR anon you gave it to me this is my title now!!!

Baseline KOBD, SG KOBD and SG Megastar go on triple dates with eachother and they all talk about how they keep their relationships healthy. One time SG Optimus tried to spy on them so he could get information on how to whoo Baseline Megatron, it didn't go well

SG holding and Crying over Baseline Starscream and appogizeing to him and Baseline Starscream being like wtf

Baseline drift is so tired of bailing out Rodimus that he tell Baseline Megatron bc he thinks it's funny and Baseline Megatron thanks baseline Rodimus because it made SG Optimus chill out for a while

-FR Anon

Omg yesssss triple dates! They're gonna have a downright lovely time

I'm remembering my idea a while back about SG Megastar just. Absolutely adopting baseline Starscream because of all the shit she goes through

Basey Drift you tattle tail, that is hilarious. The whole little situation with b Megs sg Oppy b oppy and b roddie is motherfucking hilarious indeed.

[queensy-asmodeus123x]

What if starscream (g1) was in httyd (httyd x transformers crossover)

After the death of starscream he goes to haunt down galvatron but fails

One day:

Starscream was minding his own business when he said the word “portal” an actual portal opened and being the curious ex-scientist that he is he went in and he realized that he was actually pretty small or at least his surroundings were bigger then him when he took a glance at himself he was shocked to learn he was a human all the sudden he was attacked by a creature and he was shocked and became frightened the creature begin taking him somewhere which was the hidden world the creature then began to talk and said that they mean no harm and said that it’s here to protect him starscream asked what creature it was and said it was a dragon and then the so called dragon said that from now on starscream is the owner of her and starscream learned that dragon and humans don’t get along well and also learns a lot of stuff

Many years later:

Starscream decided to rename himself sparkles to prevent anyone from realizing that he is a transformer if he met another one but mostly cuz skyfire called him that on their first date starscream went to the berk one day with his dragon friends and attack it trying to find food by he was shot down by stoic and he was sent to jail for training a dragon for killing even tho he explain they aren’t trying to kill anyone and he was sent to executing by burning and but then during the execution the dragons came back for him and began destroying everything and they bought him back to the hidden world he decided to reward his dragon by naming her pure light

After a year went by:

He was known as the dragon master after the incident but he didn’t care and also learned that whenever he says the word portal a portal will open up and will send him to his world or the dragon world so whenever it’s night time in the dragon he goes to his world where it’s daytime

After a while:

Starscream and meets hiccup while he was fighting the giant dragon (idk what’s it’s called okay) and he and starscream end up defeating it together (I forgot to mention that starscream has a grey night fury which he called a day fury) and they became buddies and became part of the main group

Fun fact (and not fun fact):

Starscream began to develop amnesia and doesn’t remember who he is and always forgets his own name

Starscream hates skyfire but in the inside he loves him

Starscream wears clothes similar to Astrid but during the season where the other changes clothes he wear the same shirt as Astrid because he misses the old her and in the httyd the hidden world he wear clothes similar to sparkles for hsr

Starscream in the httyd world is 14 and skyfire is 15 (yes skyfire goes into the httyd world

Starscreams trine are dead and they watch starscream life throughout the day

Starscream is the shortest of the group

Starscream/sparkles had a ponytail when he was younger but when he got older he wore pigtails instead to express his happy go lucky personality more

Starscreams/sparkles trine mate died during season 3 at some point because of the autobots which made starscream depressed

Starscream/sparkle is gender-fluid and if you ask his gender he’ll either say a he’s a boy or a girl and if you flirt with him he’ll change genders immediately

Starscream/sparkle uses any pronouns

Starscreams/sparkles sire and carrier (or father and mother) watches him all the time

Starscream/sparkles likes putting on dresses and skirts but often wear pants

Starscream/sparkle loves eating food (he’ll gobble anything up in matter of seconds)

Starscream/sparkles is extremely flexible and literally do the most bone breaking poses after

Starscream/sparkles can dance like a god

Starscream/sparkle takes care of the dragons like their his kids

The whole berk knows he changed gender a lot so they wonder wtf his gender is often

Starscream/sparkle doesn’t visit the transformers world anymore cuz he hated his life back there but as he lived on his amnesia caused him to forget why he doesn’t go back there

Starscream/sparkles act like a happy go lucky boy bc he knows he isn’t immortal anymore and is the last to die after everyone else

Sparkle/starscream hits people with his staff when they don’t obey what he says

The oldest to youngest:

Astrid

Hiccup

Fishleg

Snoutlout

Ruffnut

Tuffnut

Sparkles/starscream

Tallest to shortest:

Tuffnut

Hiccup

Snoutlout

Ruffnut

Astrid

Fishleg

Starscream/sparkles