#Stanley loves Patty

[fresh-and-funky]

I have a funny and nonsensical IT headcanon… I think it would be hilarious if Richie and Patty were cousins.

IT’s magic kept the losers from meeting, but Richie and Patty had a standing once-a-month call they never missed. Somehow he never met his cousin’s husband. Missed the wedding too, flight got canceled last minute….

I think it would stress Stan out and I love that.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: You get no context but I'm a stupid fucking bitch, you already knew that but I'm confirming

Eddie: What happened?

Stan: Nothing just I am

[greenpidge101]

No one asked but here are some fics I think nail the losers personalities

The Losers Being Dumbasses for * Fics Straight by curry_munch3r

These fics make me scream laugh

Description: This is basically just the fanfic format of those celebrity YouTube compilations. But with the Losers--what a twist, I know

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Nor Rivers Drown It by theparadigmshifts

I will forever hype this fic up, it’s one of my all times favorites

Description: "We promised to confide in each other, and cherish each other, and sustain each other, and all that jazz.”

Stan stares at her, blinks twice.

"And right now, that means going back to your horror-show hometown, and facing your trauma, and potentially killing a demon. Together.

Or: When Mike calls from Derry, Patty answers the phone instead.

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Or maybe there's plenty of time by Liilaac

Another one of my all time favorites, the relationship between Stan, Richie and Patty is everything

Description: A fix-it series in (hopefully) three parts focusing on Richie and Stan's friendship. What if Richie and Stan met again before going back to Derry? What would have changed and how would the situation have evolved? First part takes place before chapter two, second part during, and third part (hopefully) after.

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go west by ssstrychnine

If you love reddie you have to read this fic, it’s mandatory

Description: 1996: richie and eddie finish school, drive to san francisco, change their lives ft. hair braiding, a fake las vegas wedding, waterfalls, bumper cars, and approx. 3300 miles.

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[whatthefuckisasweep]

“I’m so young and you’re so old

This my darling I’ve been told

I dont care just what they say

Cause forever I will pray

You and I will be as free

As the birds up in the trees…”

Some StanPat bc I keep thinking abt how Stan can do an eerily good Paul Anka impression AND because StanPat is ADORABLE.

[cwcthzl]

as a part of their routine patty laying on stanley's chest on bed at night where stan is reading - he is holding his book with one hand and playing with patty's hair with the other - as patty listens to his heartbeat. stanley kissing patty's forehead occasionally just to feel her smile against his skin.

[talkshowboyluvr]

when u pull up to the most cringy it fan in 2017 competition but i'm there

[turtlecult89]

Stanpat thoughts(because I just read pattys chapter in the book): Stan quoting romantic gone with the wind quotes at her.

Accepted. I live for wifeguy Stan. That man worships the ground that Patty walks on, and she loves him so much in return 😭

[darkcrowprincess]

Patty Uris yelling at Maturin the turtle about Stan: You bring him back! You bring him back! You brought him into my life so you bring him back!

[sunshinereddie]

(i think i’ve already posted this before but idc) ok a stanpat au where stanley gets lost in the woods while birdwatching, and after walking around for hours he finally comes across this little cottage in the woods, and when he goes to ask for directions, he meets patty: a witch who lives in that cottage. 

she invites stanley in and gives him some food and water and a place to sit down for a while, and he’s a bit skeptical at first- after all, he’s read hansel and gretel- but once he realizes that patty isn’t a murderer and that she hasn’t poisoned the bread she gave him, he starts to relax a bit, but not fully... he’s still nervous, but it’s not because of the fact that he’s sitting in a stranger’s home. no, he’s nervous because patty is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen in his life, with a warm smile and a sweet laugh that makes his heart beat faster. plus, she seems genuinely fascinated when he tells her that he was out in the forest birdwatching, and asks him about all the birds he’s seen. stanley could have talked to her for hours. 

patty, on the other hand, is just so ecstatic because she’s never been allowed to talk to a regular human before. it’s always been very strict, keeping the magical and normal worlds apart, hence why patty was sent to live in a cottage so far away from the closest town that no one should have been able to stumble upon her. and if anyone ever did find her, she was under firm orders to turn them away and erase their memories. 

but with stanley... well, she just couldn’t bring herself to do it. he was so kind and funny (and handsome), and he was just the perfect company that she needed after so long of being alone in that little cottage. when he got up and thanked her for her kindness and told her that he probably should start making his way back before it got dark, she was a little disappointed. but she bid him goodbye with some more of her homemade bread in case he got hungry again, and silently hopes that she will see him again. 

...and she does. the next time stanley goes birdwatching in those woods he happens to... “get lost” again, and “somehow” ends up back at the cottage. this time, patty is out in the front, planting flower seeds in the garden when he arrives (thank goodness he hadn’t come only a few minutes earlier, when patty had been using her magic to pick fruit from her trees- that would have been a challenge to explain). patty invites him inside again, as she does again the week after, and the week after that, and every week when stanley makes the journey through the forest to see her. 

stanley had never been in love before, but he suspects that what he feels when he’s with patty may very well be love. patty knows that it’s love, because how could she not love stanley? she knows that the chances of being able to be with him are slim to none (after all, he still didn’t know that she was a witch... and she had no idea how to tell him), but she tries not to let that change things. instead, she tries to just focus on the now, to enjoy all of stan’s little visits while she still can.

[lizzieicecreamqueen]

Gravity falls character & Taylor Swift songs (mostly sad) :>

* Disclaimer: Lots of the songs have a romantic background but that doesn't mean that I ship the characters. There are some family ones and I'm obviously not a proshipper. Please have that in mind and don't take this too seriously, it's just for fun! Headcanons ahead :)

1. The Great War - Mabel to Stan

- It turned into something bigger, somewhere in the haze, got a sense I'd been betrayed. / Learning about his past

- We can plant a memory garden. Say a solemn prayer, place a poppy in my hair. / Post weirmaggedon

2. Guilty As Sin - Ford about Bill

- This cage was once just fine, am I allowed to cry? / Meeting him again after returning to gravity falls

- Crashing into him tonight, he's a paradox. I'm seeing visions, am I bad? Or mad? Or wise?

- I keep these longings locked in lowercase inside a vault

- What if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh only in my mind?

3. The Tortured Poets Department - Mabel to Dipper

- But you're in self-sabotage mode, throwing spikes down on the road.

- Who else decodes you?

- You're not Dylan Thomas, I'm not Patti Smith, this ain't the Chelsea Hotel, we're modern idiots. / (Imagine this as "You're not Stanford Pines, I'm not Stanley either, we aren't the mystery twins, we're modern idiots")

4. You're On Your Own, Kid - Stan about his life

- I wait patiently, he's gonna notice me / about Filbrick

- I didn't choose this town, I dream of getting out. There's just one who could make me stay all my days / about Stanford

- I see the great scape, so long, Daisy May / When running away

- I gave my blood, sweat and tears for this / re-opening the portal

- Your on your own, kid, you always have been

5. The Prophecy - Pacifica about her life

- I got cursed like Eve got bitten, oh, was it punishment?

- Don't want money, just someone who wants my company.

- Who do I have to speak to about if they cab redo the prophecy?

- And I sound like an infant, feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen.

6. The Archer - Wendy about herself

- Combat, I'm ready for combat. I say I don't want that, but what if I do?

- I jump from the train, I ride off alone.

- And all of my heroes died all alone, help me hold onto you. / about her mum

- They see right through, can you see right through me?

7. Dear Reader - Stan & Ford to Mabel & Dipper

- If it feels like a trap, you're alredy in one

- Bend when you can, snap when you have to

- You don't have to answer, just cause they asked you

- When you aim at the devil, make sure you don't miss

- You wouldn't take my word for it if you knew who was talking

- No one sees when you lose, when you're playing solitaire

8. Stay Stay Stay - Soos to Melany

- I was expecting some dramatic turn away, but you stayed

- I've been loving you for quite some time, time, time, you think that it's funny when I'm mad, mad, mad

-You took the time to memorize me, my fears, my hopes and dreams, I just like hanging out with you all the time

-It's been occurring to me I'd like to hang out with for my whole life

9. When Emma Falls In Love - Dipper about Mabel

- And all the bad boys would be good boys if they only had a chance to love her

- When Emma falls in love it's all in her face, hangs in the air like stars in outer space

- When Emma falls apart it's When she's alone, she takes on the pain and bears it on her own

- Cause when Emma falls in love she's in it for keeps, she won't walk away unless she knows she absolutely has to leave

10. Happines - Fiddleford *aka Old Man Mcgucket* about Ford

- And in the disbelief I can't face reinvention

- Haunted by the look in my eyes that would've loved you for a lifetime, leave it all behind, and there is happiness

- Tell me when did your winning smile became to look like a smirk? When did all our lessons start to look like weapons pointing at my deepest hurt?

- There is happines in our history, across our great divide there is a glorious sunrise

- I can't make it go away by making you a villain, I guess it's the price I pay for seven years in heaven / Fiddleford realising about everything after leaving

- No one teaches you what to do when a good man hurts you, and you know you hurt him too.

11. The Story Of Us - Gideon about Mabel

- I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us, How we met and Sparks flew instantly.

- Oh, a simple complication, miscommunications lead to fall out / how Gideon would say things ended

- I don't know what to say since the twist of fate when it all broke down, and the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now

- I'm starting to think one day I'll tell the story of us, how I was losing my mind when I saw you here / Gideon's pov when they re-met at weirdmaggedon

- Oh, I'm scared to see the ending

- The battle's in your hands now but I would lay my armor down if you'd say you'd rather love than fight

12. Long Live - ♡♡♡

- The night you danced like you knew our lives would never be the same / Mabel to Stan and Dipper about the scary-oke episode

- You held your head like a hero on a history book page. It was the end of a decade but the start of an age / Ford to Stan after learning all Stan went through after being kicked out

- Long Live the walls we crashed through, all the kingdom lights shine just for me and you / Blubs to Durland

- And bring on all the pretenders, one day we will be remembered / Stan to Soos

- I said "remember this feeling", I passed the pictures around / Mabel about helping Stan to get his memories back

- And the cynics were outraged screaming "this is absurd" cause for a moment a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world / Stan & Ford after beating the sibling brothers (lost legends comics)

- I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you / Dipper to Mabel, Wendy, Soos, Stan, Ford, Grenda, Candy

- I was screaming "long live that look on your face" / Mabel & Candy to Grenda when she successfully flirted with that prince from Austria

- Will you take a moment? Promise me this, that you'll stand by me forever / Thomson to Wendy, Robbie, Lee, Nate and Tambry

- If you have children someday when they point to the picture, please tell them my name. Tell them how the cross went wild, tell them how I hope they shine / Fiddleford to Tate

- And I was screaming, "Long live all the magic we made", and bring on all the pretenders, I'm not afraid / Soos telling Melany his adventures after becoming Mr. Mystery

- I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you / Pacifica admitting she had fun mystery haunting to Dipper

- One day, we will be remembered / Ford & Stan to each other while leaving gravity falls

[saltygilmores]

DANCE MARATHON EPISODE-PART 3

So I had seen this Charity Dance Marathon gimmick on an episode of the Golden Girls (an episode which aired in 1987) and I feel as if I’ve seen it on other shows as well. (fun fact I just learned this week: Gilmore Girls and Golden Girls both shared at least one writer). Were these ever real things or is this just a gimmick made up for sitcoms? Are there real people out there shaking their moneymakers til they drop? Who can actually dance for 24 hours with only minimal breaks? It seems incredibly uncomfortable. See also: Charity bachelor auctions (Seen this gimmick on The Golden Girls again, and The Simpsons). Stars Hollow could never auction off a date with a hunky bachelor because Miss Patty keeps all the eligible single men and teenage boys chained up in her basement. I may have to do some research on these phenomenons.

I already can't stop saying Shug and Shuggy and Shugar at random intervals after seeing Land of Bad yesterday, and Babette is not helping, lol. Maybe on a different timeline, she was Shug's Momma (actually...maybe I shouldn't wish that for dear Babette).

I just want to point out the sign in the background reading: "All students riding a school bus home after school must wait in the gym." Who is so far away they're taking a bus to school in Stars Hollow? Stars Hollow is like four feet long. Maybe there are so few teenagers in The Hollow they have to consolidate with other districts and bus in students from other towns, like seat fillers. Those poor kids, deprived of an education like that.

Everything reminds me of Captain John "Sugar/Shug" Sweet. Sookie informs Lorelai that under duress, she reluctantly agreed to her husband's "four in four" plan (four kids in four years, what is she, a dog?) and now she can't back out or have a conversation with him about it so she has no choice but to lay down and accept his sperm, lest she cause any conflict in their newlywed marriage where things are still bright and shiny and they enjoy sniffing each other in the morning, or something like that.

Tell that to Liz Danes.

That's rich and creamy coming from Ms. "I Almost Married Max Medina Without Discussing Where We Were Going to Live".

This is a janky medical operation we've got going on here. Medical examinations being performed next to open containers of food, no gloves being worn by medical personel or kitchen staff, and massage therapists walking around wearing tshirts saying "Masseuse" on them, because it's important to establish who you're getting massaged by. If it doesn't say Masseuse on the shirt, you might end up getting a rubdown from an unsanctioned random weirdo.

Alexis's is sneering like, "I'm here working 14 hours day in the Los Angeles heat in a heavy coat with a bunch of DORKS when I could be home boinking MY NEW BOYFRIEND MILIO VENTIMIGLIA and touching his BIG WANG! But maybe we can sneak in a quickie behind craft services later"

Mrs Kim is the real star of this episode.

Oh hey Mrs. Stanley Appleman.

Kinky.

If you keep drinking all that coffee, you're going to turn into a Coffee. Or probably have back to back heart attacks.

The clock is ticking to Shane's imminent demise. Hopefully her collapse from excessive blood loss won't get in the way of the other dancers, because Jess is going to butcher her behind the school without any witnesses. He is home sharpening his axe. #MurderOnTheDanceFloor #BetterNotKillTheGroove How the hell did they rustle up 156 couples/ 312 people for this thang anyway?

I love Luke in this episode :)

Pretty rich and creamy coming from you, Miss No Car, No Job, No Pet, One Friend, Butthead Boyfriend, Goes Home From College Every Weekend to Visit Mommy. Kirk has a thousand careers, he will eventually have a pet and a girlfriend, and what reason would you need a car in The Hollow? Except to escape it. Kirk easily has the most interesting life in The Hollow, save for Miss Patty, maybe (who has the most interesting past). He seems pretty content with his life. I love that there's a "security" guard back there. I guess he was sleeping on the job when Shane's cries of agony rang out into the cold Connecticut sky.

Says Miss Lonely Pathetic Existence Also Attending The Same Marathon With Lonely Pathetic Mother And Every Other Lonely Pathetic citizen of the entire town.

YAYYYYY.

If Lane doesn't stop causing so much friction in Hep Alien, she might be replaced with this guy. I'm sure he will get paid equally as much drumming for a group of teenagers as he's currently getting paid to drum for a small town twerk-till-you-drop charity event.

Remember when swing music had a brief resurgence in the late 90s? Those were the days, oh some days they were. But since time stands still in The Hollow, they're actually still on the 1930's wave. This is too much fun and so cute and whimsical and joyous and what a wonderful episode it is. Can't even snark too hard about the dancing. Lowering snark cannons.

They're going to go home and have unbelievable amounts of sex.

You know who else is going to go home after the DM and have an unbelievable amount of sex? I'm sorry. You came to The Thing, Dean! You did the bare minimum! You paid your girlfriend and her mother an uninspired compliment! For that Lorelai will stare at you like a hungry dog salivating over the last scrap of meat on a bone.

[riveatstoes]

For Your Consideration, Some Terrible Losers Club Headcanons**

**Mostly Eddie cus I think he’s silly

When they got married, Eddie and Myra’s wedding colors were teal and white

Their wedding song was “A Thousand Years” from the Twilight soundtrack — Eddie thinks it’s the most beautiful song to ever be written

Richie uses Apple Music (saw this in a fanfic somewhere, couldn’t unsee it)

Eddie’s the type of guy to mansplain the “true message of” Hamilton to the women in his workplace/Myra

After Derry 2016, Bill sends all of his books to Beverly so she can approve/veto the endings. She’s usually a good neutral party

The Losers meet once a month at least for dinner and to catch up

Richie gives them all VIP passes to his future shows and they never fail to show up (even when he ends up relentlessly bullying them on stage)

Bill and Richie definitely kissed in front of paparazzi once “for the bit” (Audra approved of this and thought it was hilarious)

Eddie was a huge fan of Twilight but didn’t admit it because he saw himself as “above” the other fans

They welcomed Patty Uris as an honorary Loser after Stan’s funeral. She and Mike get along the most of all of them

Despite not being a millennial, Eddie certainly acts like a stereotypical one and you cannot convince me otherwise (hence the Twilight and Hamilton references)

Eddie’s the type of guy to say “don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee”*

*If he doesn’t have his coffee then Eddie’s a little bit agitated throughout the day, BUT if Beverly doesn’t have her coffee she will kill someone. Stan is somewhere between them

Mike adopted a Pomeranian after leaving Derry. Richie is sometimes horrified of it

The others bring up Eddie frequently in a joking way, but rarely (at first) does Richie participate. Somehow nobody notices that he gets quiet when they bring the topic up

The Losers got famous on social media after reconnecting, purely because of how weird they seem together. Beverly’s personal accounts quickly turned into everyone’s source for Losers content

I’m sorry but Ben seems like the type of guy to go to a family event and ask “where’s my hug? :D”

Bill would want to make his son a junior to “carry on his family name” but also, I feel like if he were to have kids he’d be graced with all girls. Girldad Bill…hm

Richie being their universe’s Bill Hader is so silly to me because, and ONLY because of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs. I feel like the Losers would relentlessly bully him for that shit

Not a headcanon but I love Patty and Audra, I’m quite possibly their biggest fan

Audra, Patty, and Bev best girlboss unit. I love the idea of them hanging out maybe I should write a fanfic about it

Obviously I’m a huge fan of the idea that Stanley and Eddie never died but that’s not exactly a headcanon so. Um. They’re still alive in my heart

[incorrect-losers]

Stan's flirt style https://youtube.com/shorts/KGUROBAMIQ8?si=DxsLwOJZAPFDFJGb

STOP OMG

Stanley 3 minutes in to his first meeting with Patty and he has already mentioned 7 different types of warblers

Patty already falling for this bird obsessed goofball

[greenpidge101]

It’s spooky season so that means….

LOSERS CLUB HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

Richie: Peewee Herman

Richie probably looked up to Paul Reubens as a kid and wanted to honor him. He had Bev make the costume so that it was spot on.

Eddie: Nurse

Eddie isn’t the biggest fan of dressing up but Richie begged him and he couldn’t say no. He grabbed some scrubs he had laying around and now Richie won’t stop calling him McSteamy.

Stanley and Patty: Dj Crazy Times and Ms Biljana Elctronica

Stanley and Patty have been doing Halloween costumes together since they started dating. Patty has recently gotten TikTok and is obsessed with planet of the bass and somehow convinced Stan to be DJ Crazy Times and Ms Biljana Electronica. She recreated the video and posted it on TikTok and it went viral due to Richie and Beverly dancing in the background.

Beverly: Marie Antoinette

Bev has been working on a new line based off of different era of clothing. Since she was already working on Rococo era, she decided to be Marie Antoinette. It took her months but she has the everything from the giant hoop skirt to the wig.

Ben and Mike: Ryan and Shane

Mike goes all out for Halloween and got Ben to do a costume with him. They’re dressed as Ryan and Shane from the watcher/buzzfeed unsolved. (I feel like Mike is Ryan and Ben is Shane) Mike loves their videos and got Ben hooked on them.

Bill: Himself

he couldn’t be bothered to dress up for Halloween so he went to the party as “famous author William Denbrough.” When he arrived at the party, Bev forced him to wear cat ears.

[whatthefuckisasweep]

careful what you wish for stannyboy

[cwcthzl]

stanley coming home late after a celebration at work, clearly has more alcohol on his system than usual, stumbling into he and patty's room and finding his wife in front of her mirror taking her makeup off. his lips curls into a love-dazed smile as he slowly approaches patty with a soft "hey," and make the woman turn to look at him.

patty looks at him for a moment chuckling at her husband's state while stanley is taking note of every detail of her face, because, god, she gets more and more beautiful as the days pass.

"hi," patty replies. still kinda amused by stan's dumb expression. "looks like someone had a good time."

"'m having a better one now," stan makes out words almost sheepishly. he takes one look at the makeup wipe in patty's hand, and on her face, and on the makeup wipe again.

"can i help with that?" he says with his eyes gesturing to the wipe in patty's hand.

and just a minute later patty is on stan's lap, eyes closed, a slight blush across her cheeks as stanley gently rubs the makeup off of his wife's face and tells her, with his slightly slurred words, how beautiful she is and how he wishes to know how to paint just so centuries later people can experience how it feels to look at pure beauty.