#Stan… how tf is the ship name called-??

[dr-skazka]

I really wanna put this here too, but I’m planning on cosplaying Stanley eventually! :D

So I’ve worked on a worker ID and this is what I ended up with!

Im still considering if I wanna cosplay my Stanley or just… Stanley, so there’s a backside with the high quality pic of his face too :3

[bruce-wayne-simp]

Ok im watching pirate radio/the boat that rocked because I'm a Tom Sturridge stan now

(The movie follows Carl (Tom Sturridge) a 17 year old who got expelled from school for doing drugs. His mother sent him to live on a boat with his godfather Quenton and the band of DJs who run the pirate radio. Shenanigans ensue, the British government tries to take them down, its a good time. Also its set in the late 60s)

I'm like 15 minutes in and it's awesome so I'm gonna liveblog i guess

This is gonna be very Carl-heavy (see 'im a Tom Sturridge stan' above)

Also spoilers if you care about being spoiled for a movie that came out in 2009

From the summary i thought Carl was gonna be some tough-guy rebel but he's just so smiley and innocent and respectful and it's rly sweet. Idk if it's a British thing or what but yeah

The guys are all very stereotypical "guys" and i honestly kinda love it

The one scene where Carl is kinda settling in on his first day and he comes into the Count's DJ space(?) is so funny. Hes like 'are you nervous' and gives Carl a hug then slaps his ass and tells him to get the fuck out

The f-word scene is BRILLIANT. Go watch the clip on youtube it's so good

Carl just revealed hes only been to all boys boarding schools and as a result he is a virgin and has also never kissed anyone. I know enough about this movie to know it comes up later. Also the way he can barely say 'sex' is adorable

Also Carl is very relatable

Midnight Mark is kinda hot ngl

Oh Jesus christ 🤦‍♀️

Apparently 'later' is NOW

Secondhand embarrasment galore oh my god 😭😭😭😭 poor Carl

Dave tried to trick his hookup by letting Carl have sex (basically rape) her so he could lose his virginity. For what it's worth, Carl is reluctant because of the morality of it (and he's an impressionable 17 year old) and she turns the light on and sees him and they both scream

Omg we're at the scene where we meet Bob. Poor Bob does the show early in the morning and nobody ever sees him so when he comes down in the morning everyones like 'who tf are you'

Thick Kevin: what was his name again?

Young Carl: Really?

Oh btw Thick Kevin and Young Carl are roommates on the ship

Aww Quenton gave Carl a date w his niece, Maryanne, for his birthday

Lmaoo he literally said hi to Maryanne and then left and is asking Dave for a condom

'Do you know how it works?' Carl, babe, your answer doesn't sound very convincing

Carl, my love, you JUST MET HER. I cannot overstate how naive he is.

Dave is an asshole. That's all. (He almost fucks up Carls chance with Maryanne and then sleeps with her while Carl is looking for another condom)

'Maryanne, I see you.' Heartbreaking 😭😭

Honestly there are some very sweet moments and this is one of them 😭😭😭

Harold and John bring Carl tea and biscuits while he's sitting on a bench, upset. They don't say anything but by the end of the scene Carl is eating a biscuit and smiling and Harold gives him a hug 😭😭😭😭😭😭

(Link to the scene bcs its so sweet: https://youtu.be/66U9Kfr4UhE )

And honestly when Gavin gives him the condom was kinda sweet too. Like he's proud of him and gives him advice (bad advice, but still it's the thought that counts)

I fucking love Felicity. She's the only woman on board full time and that's because she's a lesbian. I hope she gets her girlfriend ❤️

Omg Midnight Mark was having an orgy lmaoo

Simon is so sweet😭😭 He went to Carl and Kevin's room and told them he's getting married and I'm pretty sure just asked Carl to be his best man??

'HANDS OFF, YOU LESBIAN' Love it

STAG PARTYYYYYYYY

Omg he's known her for 2 weeks

This entire sequence is very British 😭😭

Oh God they're all hungover

Ooooh who is Carl's father???

God he's so pretty in this scene

Link to gifset (if ur a sandman stan you've seen it before):

'I think sometimes i should be called Clever Kevin. What do you think about tha-' *falls out of bed*

THE WAY CARL DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH AT KEVIN FALLING 💀

Aww Simons speech to the listeners about his wedding was sweet

THE WEDDING

Simon holding Carls hand and Carl being like wtf and walking away

Quenton: We are gathered here in the sight of God, apparently. Which is, I don't know, scary?

Carl is smoking while being Simons best man i love him (Protip: looking for Carl in a scene? Look for a cigarette first)

Oh god Simons new wife just told him she's in love with Gavin

Oh no she only married Simon to get on the boat to get with Gavin :( Poor Simon

Top tier music choices all around though

Harold is such a good friend

Everyone here has two brain cells between them (yes im at the Chicken Game)

Aww Gavin apologized to Simon

Lmao they're basically playing never have i ever

Aww Carls mom is coming by

'Just in case you wanted to brush your hair or hide that stack of pornography you keep on that shelf' QUENTON

Oh god he's dreading seeing her

Aww Kevin wished him luck 😭😭

He asked if Quenton was his dad and his mom was like 'uh no wtf'

Its BOXING DAY

'It was a shag well shagged the night you made this little fella' Dave to Carls mom

DAVE SAID CARL IS ONE OF THEM AND THEY WANT HIM TO STAY FOREVER AWWWW

The posh government people on boxing day im sobbing its so funny and silent

Oh god Bob is Carls father (Bob gave Carl a message earlier and he told her right before she left)

She was like 'How old are you' and did the math from there lmaoo

CARLS MOM SLEPT WITH MARK HAHA

'Telll Mark it was a lovely night!' 'NO! NO!!' lmfaooo

Carl is telling Bob hes his dad oh my god its so sweet

JOHN DON'T INTERRUPT. FUCK

Parliament just created an act making pirate radio illegal as of new years day

Quentons like 'pirate radio is dead' and everyone else is like 'nope'

The Count pulled the 'Murica card lmaoo

'Obviously im in. You're the only people in the world who like me' IM GONNA SOB GIVE CARL A HUG RN

OMG MARYANNE IS BACK

And her friend Margaret

Carl ur so fucking cute (he ssked if she wanted to play scrabble or something 😭😭😭)

OUR BOY IS DOIN IT

omg is Felicity gonna sleep with Margaret??

Lmfao the FUNNIEST SCENE

Ok so Carl comes out of his room in the morning, he turns around and the entire ship is standing there cheering, The Count is on the air and the nation (20 MILLION PEOPLE) are waiting with baited breath as to if Young Carl lost his virginity

The Count is asking him if he did it lmaoo

The Count: -and remember, the reply 'i don't wanna answer that question' means yes

Young Carl: im certainly not going to answer that question

Lmao John is reporting it as news 😭😭 'a nice young man has lost his virginity in the north sea'

Lmao Felicity and Margaret are popping their heads out of another door and everyones smiling GOOD FOR HER

Lmao they're leaving and Felicity is holding a huge sign that says I love you

Listen its the 70s lesbians gotta do what lesbians gotta do

Omg the govt raided the wrong ship 💀💀💀

Holy shit the engine just exploded on the ship as they were sailing away

'Ok the good news is the engine has just exploded and we're all going to die' Quenton NEVER misses

(The bad news is theyre gonna drown/freeze to death in the North Sea btw)

Theyre asking fans for help

Gavin: Here's a rather long record. I hope I'm here at the end of it.

FUCK

They're all grabbing the shit they can/stuff they want and can carry

Carl just ate shit oop

Oh wow the government isnt gonna save them bcs of 'costs'

Midnight Mark is a badass. Going through a sinking ship in leather pants?? Unmatched. Icon.

Lmao Angus is like 'i know nobody here particularly likes me but I'm glad to have known you all' and Simon is like 'no!! Everyone here likes you. Raise your hand if you like him'

And everyone does except Dave who tries and can't make himself do it so Simon says to be honest and everyone puts their hands down lmaoooo

Oh no where's Bob? Also Carl literally says 'where's my dad?' And i just wanna know if everyone knew beforehand or if that's how they found out who Carls dad is

Omg Bob had no clue the boat was sinking because he was listening to music

Bob just let go of your fucking case you are both DROWNING

Aww Dave saved Carl bcs he felt guilty about sleeping with Maryanne

God they're climbing up to the top of the ship now

Oh no the Count is gonna go down with the ship

Lmao Carl said fuck

FANS ARE COMING TO THE RESCUE

Theyre jumping in to swim to the rescue boats and Bob and Carl held hands to jump in together 😭😭

Gavins doing a backstroke lol

MARYANNE SAVED CARL (and kevin)

The rest of the ship is going under

THE COUNT RETURNS

EVERYONE'S ALIVE WOO

And the movies over, bye lol

[earthbovndmisfit]

I feel like the post rags on a lot about Jonaeriwagon while avoiding mentions of Jonaeridio as well as Jonadio despite the latter being the most popular ship in PB and "a bigger issue" in regards to erasing Erina completely when it comes to "yaoi ships", oftentimes making it seem like Jonathan never cared about what Dio did to Erina when they were younger, even though that was one of the biggest breaking points for Jonathan in canon. And even when it's Jonaeridio, people are literally forcing Erina to be with the guy who sexually assaulted her as a child (the whole "it was I, Dio!" thing). Not to mention the amount of times I've seen self-proclaimed fujoshis who stan that ship berating Erina and calling her names in the same way these folks berate Speedwagon.

Also, the complains about Erina and Speedwagon not being shipped romantically. Do you guys realize polyamory doesn't come in just one (1) type or form??? Vee polycules (those where one person has two romantic partners and said partners are not dating each other) exist and are just as valid as every other types of polycules! The whole complain about that only shows a lack of knowledge and understanding of how polyamory works, for starters.

And not just that, but canon showed us that Erina and Speedwagon /never/ harbored romantic or even sexual feelings for each other and, instead, that same canon showed us that they were both completely in love with Jonathan for their entire lives, and which is part of why Erina and Spw bonded as friends. Not to mention just how gay gay homosexual Speedwagon is and his absolute lack of interest in women (which a lot of other Jojo characters across all parts show even at random, even in those instances where it's completely unnecessary for the plot). There is zero reason to try to force some romance between Erina and Speedwagon and being borderline homophobic in the process (lbr, people would flip their shit if it was a lesbian character being force shipped with a man, even within a polycule).

All this is why there is usually no romance depicted between Erina and Speedwagon in Jonaeriwagon works. Erina and Speedwagon being friends does not and should not make that platonic relationship "less" than the romance they'd have with Jonathan. Both relationships are different types of love and affection -one romantic, one platonic-, but neither is "more important" than the other, unless y'all are trying to tell me you actually don't care "as much" about your friends as you would a romantic partner.

Also? I see people minimizing Speedwagon's role in Jonathan's life, like… tf? the canon literally implies that Jonathan heavily relied on BOTH Erina and Speedwagon for emotional support from start to end! Even more so when you take into account that we were told that Jonathan kept a lot of the supernatural shit that was going on a secret from Erina (up until BT she didn't have the full scope of it all).

Additionally: people writing about Erina being the one comforting Speedwagon stems from the fandom's desire to make her seem as a strong woman who needs no one (which is not entirely wrong because she is strong), and thus making the mistake of never allowing her to show any weaknesses or needing help, not even during tough moments like that despite the fact that we've seen her being vulnerable in canon, like how she was about to break near the end of PB, when it was obvious that Jonathan wasn't going to make it, or in BT when the mafioso breaks the news to her and Joseph that Speedwagon had apparently been murdered, and how it brought her back memories of when they lost Jonathan and she was visibly affected and shaking. Similarly, this type of ooc fan writing of both characters also stems greatly from the complete misinterpretation a lot of the fandom still does of Speedwagon's character, often portraying him as some kind of weak and soft crybaby despite him being literally one of the toughest mofos in all jjba (apparently, it's easier to forget that he's a regular human without any supernatural powers but who has the guts to stay and fight and help in every way he can, even if it's from the sidelines and without getting in the way). He is sensitive and shows raw emotions, yes, but he's not some emotionally weak-ass crybaby. There is a whole ass reason why Jonathan relied on him and on Erina for comfort and emotional support the entire time they were together. Come. the fuck. ON.

Round 1

Propaganda Under Cut

Erina Pendleton

Erina is SO MUCH MORE than just a "Generic Love Interest" that was brought in the story to continue the bloodline after everything that happens (and it's made abundantly clear time and time and TIME AGAIN that she means everything to Jonathan, to a point that she was his exact reason to standing up against Dio for the first time) but without fail she's only ever allowed to be the supportive best friend. Or a wingman for Jonathan and whoever he's being shipped with. Or simply supposed to sit there and allow her husband to have a male lover (the amount of posts I've seen of ppl using the excuse that 'it was very common back in the Victorian Era for men to keep male lovers that their wives were aware of and quietly accepted so it isn't a stretch to say that Erina and Jonathan wouldn't be the same--especially given how progressive she's written". Or of course my favorite when they completely erase her from the narrative and pretends she doesn't exist Jonathan's got their son for some reason, but nope she ain't there! 

a lot of times ppl who ship her CANON HUSBAND jonathan joestar with speedwagon will put her on the back burner of HER OWN CANON RELATIONSHIP in favor of propping up jonawagon, to the point where 90% of the archive for jonawagon/jonawagon(eri) is either erina giving jonathan and speedwagon consent to be happy together while she acts like a #LoveIsLove wingman OR they'll have the audacity to write fics where erina comforts speedwagon at HER HUSBAND'S FUNERAL

Our hero’s hot wife who was the first (and arguably) only person to give him the emotional support he needed. She’s the only person who never expects him to fulfill some mythical role, she just loves him for who he is. She’s been his best friend and the love of his life since he was 12 years old. When it comes to hero/sidekick ship, she’s forced to be a wing woman for her own husband, either nobly letting him go or peacefully agreeing to an open relationship but only for him!!! She gets nothing out of it, she’s just a good Victorian wife who is “ahead of her time”. Usually, just so she can provide a womb so that the hero/sidekick can be dads and she can conveniently be offscreen. OR she’s written as a lesbian in order to completely and “justifiably” take her out of the equation but there’s a.) no other woman in her vicinity to even ship her with b.) there’s vaguely some faceless, nameless woman we’re meant to assume she’s pursuing, not even a real OC for her.

Suzi Q

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All she's literally ever done is have a few cute exchanges with Joseph and be a sweetheart in the short time we get to see her following her minor introduction, clearly cementing some sort of playful attraction between the two and without fail she's consistently bombarded with extreme mischaracterization to make her seem vapid and cruel (and occasionally homophobic but like in a Completely Oblivious Dumb Blonde way), that she's nothing more than a gold digger who wanted to marry rich, that Joseph only married her because "he lost his actual soulmate and had to settle for her", and that it was HER fault that Joseph cheated on her decades into their marriage. Frankly, everyone who makes jokes at Suzi Q's expense regarding the cheating scandal aren't as funny as they think they are!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Literally all she’s ever done is be adorable and marry the hero and people either dismiss her completely or demonize her. She’s often ignored or made to play wing woman for the hero/sidekick ship OR she’s a horrible gold digger who only wants the hero for his money and/or she was only ever just a consolation prize for him when he couldn’t be with his sidekick. She also gets blamed for her husband having an affair. People like to say that she wasn’t good enough for him and could never replace his sidekick and that clearly he never REALLY loved her and it’s her fault for never measuring up. Her husband’s infidelity aside, she stayed married to that man for at least 60 years and canonically says she always believes in him and trusts him to save the day and yet people wanna say she doesn’t care about him. Or call her stupid for never imagining that her husband would cheat on her. The victim blaming gets really gross.

[waynedunlaptheorgandonor]

hey so “find me” dropped on premiere and i just watched it, so you know what that means??

it’s review time!

(super rambly as usual) spoilers under the cut

before i say anything, let me say, IT’S FINE, Y’ALL. as predicted. people are gonna be dramatic bc there are daryl/leah scenes, but like...we been knew? and some of them were rly important caryl-wise. (tbh, the episode was kind of boring and just a set-up for other stuff, lmfao)

okay, review:

opening credits, which i think most of us have already seen, were cute. obvi there was some weird tension with daryl that leads to the coming-to-a-head thing at the end, but their banter is still cute af

they went fishing and daryl’s reaction to carol was adorable, and there’s an important parallel later on, so bookmark this

similarly, there’s an important parallel to carol’s “the dead catch up to us eventually”/daryl’s “i ain’t gonna let it”, so bookmark that, too

dog is the instigator for the flashbacks, so if you wanna blame anyone, blame him. he races to the cabin, which for some reason daryl, who spent five years in this forest, seemed surprised to see? didn’t you literally map out that whole area, my dude? whatever

cue flashback!

i might have the scene order mixed up, but i think it starts with daryl being all sad by himself, and then dog as a puppy shows up and he’s like “!!! a dog!!!” which is v cute, and then he runs back off. we don’t meet leah yet

we see carol and daryl having a conversation while standing on opposite sides of a river for no reason except to probably symbolize distance or maybe covid, lol. the conversation basically goes:

carol: things are different

daryl: yeah

carol: how long are you gonna be out here?

daryl: -shrug emoji-

carol: i get why you’re out here, and i’d join you if things weren’t...

daryl: different

carol: yeah

daryl: yeah. anyway, it’s gonna rain, and also i’m having emotions, so ttyl

the end

at some point we see daryl sitting with an extremely unhappy face while it pours rain on him in the dark, and i want that as a reaction gif IMMEDIATELY 

also the rain destroys his “where in the world is rick grimes?” map, which makes him v upset and scream-y, and we get the idea that he might be going a bit bonkers being all alone looking for a dead (or, ig, kidnapped by helicopter) man

in present day carol finds the note, and is like “oh dunk, she lived here??” so she knew about leah, and daryl’s like, “i already told you everything,” and carol’s like, “no you didn’t,” so we go back to flashbacks (but i’m still not sure what parts carol didn’t already know?? whatever, it’s not that important)

i’m just gonna hit the highlights of the flashbacks bc they were not that thrilling:

first time daryl meets leah the dog leads him to her cabin, and leah ties him to a chair and holds a gun to his head being like, “what are you doing on my land?” bc apparently you can claim whole forests during the apocalypse, and daryl says very little, and eventually she lets him go

next time dog finds daryl and he brings her back and leah is like, “the dog likes you” and they’re kinda flirty, and then daryl says very little and leaves

next time daryl is surrounded by walkers and leah shows up and helps and they hide in a tree and are awkwardly close to each other and daryl cannot handle the close physical contact so when the walkers pass he says very little except to tell her to never come back again, lmfao

the next flashback is my favorite bc daryl just fucking

goes to leah’s cabin and throws a fish at the door???

i laughed for ten years

he throws a fucking fish and then stands there for a minute like “is she gonna notice that i gave her a fish??” like, no, dumbass, you didn’t even knock, you just threw a fucking fish at her fucking door, what is wrong with you??

no wonder it’s taken him and carol so long if he thinks throwing fish at people is a smooth move. boy has NO fucking game

anyway, leah gets him back by finding him and throwing the fish at his head, being like, “wtf, don’t throw fish on my porch?” which, fair, leah

IMPORTANT CARYL PARALLEL (from here on out known as “caryllels”) #1: so earlier i mentioned the carol fish thing, and apparently the same thing happened with leah, where she speared a fish on her first try and daryl was like “tf?” v blatant “we are supposed to be thinking about carol and daryl’s relationship during this scene” sort of thing

leah’s backstory is bland. had a family, they got eaten or disappeared or something. she, her adopted son, and dog’s mom got away, but the kid was bit, and died the same day dog was born, bc ig when god closes one door, he replaces your dead son with a puppy, or however the idiom goes

ONLY PART THAT GOT ME LEGIT EMOTIONAL: 

leah asked daryl who he lost, and he says, “my brother”

asklfdjaslfdjskl

god i miss rick

i hated rick for so long and now i miss him so much

but i digress

IMPORTANT CARYLLEL #2: leah and daryl have the same “the dead get you eventually”/”i ain’t gonna let it” conversation as caryl had earlier, only daryl is playing the role of carol in this scenario, so again we’re supposed to be comparing the two relationships. lemme get through the rest of the summary and then i’ll tell you my opinion on what that means

fuck what even happens next?

i have these out of order bc they were all the fucking same, but the two of them get closer, and there is the vaguest suggestion of sex ever. you literally only see daryl’s hand

then jump-cut to them sitting at the table being emo, ig bc daryl was gonna go back to look for rick for a bit, and leah is like “who do you belong with? your brother you won’t stop looking for? your family that you left? [side note: that seemed rather pointed, like, “hey hoe, you abandoned your family, that was kind of a dick move”] or me?” and he says he doesn’t know, and she’s like “yeah you do, now choose”

jump-cut to caryl scene where carol finds him at the river and says that she won’t be visiting as much, and daryl’s like “k” and they have a brief argument where daryl’s all snippy, like, “what? do you want my permission for you to move on with your life? i’m not still emo about the fact that you’re moving on with your life, and i also don’t think it’s contextually significant that every time you show up in my flashbacks you explicitly mention that you’re married and have a kid,” and carol is like, “bro, you need to Get Your Shit Together and come home”

jump-cut to daryl having what i’m assuming is an epiphany that carol/fam have all moved on while he was out being emo, and so he decides to go be with leah, except, plot twist! she’s gone. the picture of her and her son is gone, but dog is still there. daryl leaves the note, which says, “i belong with you, find me”

for those freaking out about the wording about the note, may i remind you that she specifically asked, “do you belong x, x, or with me?” so he was just answering the question

aaaaaand back to present day

carol is like, “what do you think happened to her?” and daryl is all -shrug emoji-, and then she’s like, “...do you think she might have just...you know...left?” and daryl gets rull offended, which was kind of funny

(she probably just left, bud)

carol tells daryl to stop thinking that when people leave it’s bc of him, and connie’s name gets thrown into the mix, and daryl gets a “oh here we fucking go” look on his face, and it sets him off

he said basically what we were already spoiled for. “you just want to run, you don’t know when to stop, i shouldn’t have taken you off the boat bc you still just want to run” etc

and carol looks fucking HEARTBROKEN, which hurt me, and she goes into the other room and we end the episode with daryl staring forlornly out of the window 

the end

okay

so quick analysis

i think the significance of this episode is supposed to be so we have an understanding of why daryl is suddenly so !teamfamily, and !teamfuture, and how badly he wants carol to be there with him. at one point, one of them even says, “this isn’t about leah, or connie,” or anyone but the two of them. the title “find me” feels significant, bc the whole episode is daryl grappling with where he’s supposed to go, and what his purpose is, and by the end, he says to carol, “i know where i belong,” (implying, with her and the fam), pulling us full-circle. in the first flashback onward he is lost, but by the end he is found -cue amazing grace-

daryl and leah were flirty, but to me it felt very much like something that was just being used as daryl character development. we barely got anything that juicy between the two of them (except the fish throwing thing, that was amazing), and i still don’t think that it would make any sense, regardless of the showrunner, to pair daryl up with some rando after having so many other choices that people would have preferred. i don’t think we’re meant to #endgame ship it, so much as we are supposed to be like, “oh, ok, daryl learned the power of family and stability and leveled up, -you know what that is? growth gif-” as a result, i literally have no idea what leah’s role is gonna be in s11, but i don’t think it’ll be a huge plot point

so now we firmly know where daryl stands. he is all about moving forward, not looking back, and doing the best he can, and he’s frustrated bc when he took carol off the boat he wanted her to be in the same place as him so that they could grow together, but she wasn’t and isn’t there yet

so my guess is that what’s next for carol’s storyline is her reaching that same zen-level daryl’s at

once they’re both there, then they get to ride off into the sunset and make passionate love under the moon casting shadows over the vast desert wasteland 

whew

anyway

tl;dr: idk, episode was fine, if not kinda boring. lots of caryllels. can i go back to writing my vietnam war au now? 

the end

(stay hype, stan kang, and get daryl to call carol sweetheart 2k21),

-diz

[xora99]

I will never shut up how disgusting and vile several bughead and varchie stans participated, liked, or retweeted on accusing evan of being p****ile. You guys are sick in the head truly! Then we have some others of yall calling names, monkey etc. All because evan answers fans question on instagram dms and because your ships are bones. All that accusation over a freaking fictional show. U need a hobby. Sprousehart isn't coming back, go cry to your mother and move tf on!

[sweetcitrusboi]

I’m just now seeing this and your grammar was perfect dude no worries ^ ^ And yeah Misha is awesome I really feel bad about how much shit he’s had too deal with from this fandom. I get on tumblr every once in a while and still have too block shitty j*red stan accounts who hate destiel and believes their incestual fantasy is so “poetic” or whatever tf they believe lmao. And yeah they’re very hypocritical a lot of them loved Castiel when he first came on scene and changed up so fast when they noticed the subtext between him and dean. And destiel was organic and that’s why I love the ship so much. We watched their relationship develop for 12 years. Has too be the best accidental written slow burn I’ve ever seen. If only the writers and the CW didn’t fuck it up in the end smh. Jensen and Misha deserved so much better for their characters and it still upsets me with how the finale went. And yeah I love Sam, in fact when I started spn I brainrotted about him for a short while bc preseries Sam will always be the best Sam but I’m a Dean coded Cas guy through and through and I love and respect all the characters. They all had their fuck ups and were irritating in some episodes but that’s the whole point of character development. Unfortunately some people in the fandom don’t know how too separate the actors from the characters. They’re very backwards about it as well. They’ll hate Misha even though he’s apologized any time he upset fans. He’s contributed too so many organizations and uses his platform too educate. He’s open with his fans and is light hearted and funny and I don’t know how he has the strength too be as nice as he is bc the fandom has way too many shitty people. Yet he still takes the time too spread kindness anyways, same with Jensen. J*red isn’t really as nice and doesn’t use his platform the way they do and he’s been called out about a lot of things but I still won’t make a hate page and harass him because it’s never that serious.  Yeah I hated how the show didn’t really go into depth about their toxic codependency. It was a by product bc of John’s shit parenting and it affected Dean the most sadly. People gloss over it a lot too paint Dean as some selfish villain because he didn’t want too let his brother go. Even though he literally saw his life as less than Sam’s and would have did anything too keep him alive. Even though it caused a lot of problems for them and other people which wasn’t okay. People also forget in the later season’s during the episode when Kevin’s ghost left with his mom, Sam literally told Dean he would have never saved him if he was in the same predicament. And Dean during this time was showing how su!cidal his charater really was. So what Sam said was insensitive and really triggering. Idk why people pretend like he never told Dean that but Sam has also made a lot of mistakes as well and I still appreciate his character without making terrible hate pages too bully the actor. “And in the name of hating their least favourite character they ignore all the good things those characters have done. Extremism in anything is wrong.” ^^And this pretty much sums up everything. Extremism and parasocial behavior is a major problem in this fandom. I’ve seen mostly adults act this way and it’s embarrassing. I’m hoping that now as most of the actors move on to new endeavors most of the bad apples from the fandom won’t trail behind them.  

The people I hate more then the wincesties are the people who claim themselves to be Dean Stans and still have the audacity to say that Dean got the ending he WANTED. One can not say that and still be a Dean stan. Absolutely no.

People who think Dean got the ending he wanted do not actually no him in depth. Although there are something Dean did which I do not agree, I still believe him to be selfless hero.

But that is not how Dean saw himself. He hated what he saw when he look in the mirror. He saw himself as a poison. He believed himself to be weapon who was only good at killing. His self-worth was so low that he thought his only worth was keeping him baby brother alive. And because of these thoughts and all his trauma he believed that the only way he deserved to go from this was at early age with guns blazing. He was not convinced that he deserved more then that or he wasn't lucky enough to have more then that.

Because he believed he didn't deserved better than that and that he wasn't blessed enough to have more than that, he just made his piece with it and accepted it as his fate.

But Cas at last made Dean believe that he deserved the world. Cas showed that Dean was more then his father's weapon. That he was the most selfless and beautiful man in the world. That even though he was being controlled by Chuck, Dean's nature was his own and no one had control of that. So at last Dean dared to hope. He dared to hope for something more.

Deep down the Dean who held a gun since he was 6, killed for most of his life and suffered one heartbreak after another heartbreak wanted to retire but the guilt of leaving the world with monsters crippled him. Deep down at the bottom of his heart Dean wanted to to relax, he wanted to stop hunting, he wanted to not kill anymore, he wanted to be happy and peaceful. Dean wanted to be at beach with Sam and Cas, with his toes in sand with matching Hawaiian shirts. THAT IS WHAT DEAN WINCHESTER WANTED.

Funny how people who claim to be Dean stans can't even see the sadness on Jensen's face during the interview. They think they know Dean more then the man who spent 15 playing that character.

[zumpietoo]

Umm....no, once again, Zalben is NOT “pals” with RAS....not even sure they’ve ever met....plus there isn’t “all this anti-BH stuff”, BH is simply ded. Has been for like 2+ years, now....maybeeee....I’d grant you “hibernating Rip Van Winkle style”, but, for the moment---ded, been ded, staying ded. And this has been the verrrrryyyyyy active case for over a year, onscreen. 

Obviously they want people to “fall”, but to an extent----they also don’t GAF, cuz back to the same shit we always explain to your morons....plus, again, these ships are no longer “new”----again, been happening for well over a year now. 

And, again, Zalben writing a dimwitted fic is hardly show promotion. 

“Ship swapping”?? WTF is that like “wife swapping”? Dude...however, yes....the rest is also known by its name “basic, common sense. To the rest, there is no “stakes raising” and your naive concept that tumblr proves dick is fucking anecdotal evidence hilarious....

Soooo....now a glorified fanboi writing a somewhat Jabi fic is an “external entity/coordinated effort”??? Good lord, you’re an batshit insane idiot. Nooo...plus, so fucking what? And if yes, that’s painfully meandering use of marketing resources. This a network TV show, not your mommy’s garage sale.

Mr. 58 Seconds isn’t remotely a “journalist” and he’s only dependent on the show including him in press calls/ideally peeps interacting with him for interviews. If his readers aren’t interested, he will simply cover a different show, you fucking moron (it’s precisely WHY TVLine pulled Plaiderdale, they didn’t feel there WAS enough interest to recap---I’m sure Bramesco now recaps something else. WTF do you think happens when shows go off the air, idiot?)

Now, literally, again, it’s a commie/fascist plot to brainwash us into submission and accepting our Nu Jabitha Overlords, is it??? Jesus fucking, tap dancing CHRIST!

If you wished to do this “in peace”, you wouldn’t be trolling here, you wouldn’t seek out such shit, you wouldn’t make sock accounts---actually, you wouldn’t even watch the show (and would’ve stopped at the end of season FOUR)---because what you described is a fanfic bubble....which you’re free to chill in, but that’s hardly your goal. 

And, again, I’m still laughing that you legit think they’re trying to gaslight you (when you’re a premiere member of the GG, yourself). 

Oh and here you’re doing so....BH does not have “continued popularity” and, as long as the show has sweet Netflix cash, they’re chill, anyway....

THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR SLIZZYSTAN SOULS!!!! RESIST THE EVVOLLLL JABI MAN!!! POWER TO THE SLIZZYSTANS!!! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

Just want to add as head loony/charter GG president...I’m all in on this conspiracy theory. Cuz I also blabber about “going to war”, as if I fucking matter in any way, shape, size or form...

Nooo....Snorty, you’re seeing “much” (and it isn’t enough for meeeee!!!) Jabi “pimping”, because half the couple is the show’s actual star/unquestionable biggest draw and he’s paired with a similarly gifted leading lady, now....

Will it work? It already has and it doesn’t fucking matter. You’re also, again, a fucking year behind things, here, moron...

OFC they’re not going to promote something that isn’t happening, you fucking dumbass....If it were “hot garbage”, it wouldn’t be happening and continue to happen, you fucking idiot....it’s why Grody Grundy was so quickly scrapped. 

God you are beyond stupid. 

Right. They don’t care because they don’t fucking have to. No, they only need concern themselves over sweet Netflix cash.....plus the show’s in its SIXTH season.....with a likely seventh. Hardly the failure/disaster you’re trying to pretend it is, dumbass. 

No, we aren’t. 

Dude, REAL Jug stans LOVE Jabi, why TF wouldn’t we? No, they aren’t. Plus, again, if they were “scrambling to drum up support”, they certainly wouldn’t do it by having a fanboi write and quickly delete ONE lukewarm at best fic. 

Again, dude.....nooo. But I do love how fucking ignorant you’ve proven yourself to be.

Ummm....thatiranianracist? It’s already been “longterm”. Jabi have been a thing for over a year. You chose to ignore it, but that’s on YOU...plus, as far as we know, their promotional budget is largely the same, so they’d promote it thru moar effective channels.

Sidenote, I find it abjectly hilarious to see you thinking one fanboi’s lukewarm fic is PUSHING JT SO HARD and that you also think they GAF what any of your little crew think. And that it has you, two days later STILL this upset. 

BTW, Barfie was always the second/third most popular ship dude....so fail on that....are you thinking of VD?

Laughing at how you don’t know A) it’s called “promo” or B) that one, lukewarm fic is now “constant begging”. The obvious solution to your massive stupidity is to stop watching or go google what shit means...

They DGAF....and they did...cuz plenty of us now see BH for how toxic it always was. Additionally, again, dude....it’s a TEE VEE SHOW...and, again, casual viewers already dig it. 

“Respect their audience”??? Is that YOUR code for “didn’t give me my way”? Cuz sure seems that way!

OMG Izzy remains the dumbest one here. Dude, it doesn’t fucking matter who they “blame” because it’s a TEE VEE SHOW. Also, again, for Paleyfest you seriously think peeps being assholes is laudable? IF it were to happen? 

No, Snorty, but your denial and gaslighting sure is! Plus not “six years in”, it was four and after Slizzy’s betrayal, works for mee! Plus they didn’t have a choice, you idiot....go thank your kween.

I do----cuz I’m a Jug stan, not a Slizzystan...now it’s a “desperate surge”??? How dramatic..

Moar “don’t understand or respect”. Again, nope, they didn’t give you assholes what you wanted. Suck it.

They didn’t merely “bank on it”, they know it. And no it hasn’t, but, here’s the thing, nobody GAF what you think. Also, the ones whose “popularity has diminished” are Barfie...cuz jackasses...

And nobody cares if you will or not...plus except for Snorty, none of you even still watch. And I question if she really does. Or ever did. 

And most of you are noobies/socks, anyway....but all this endless “populairty” chatter does explain the point of your socks....

Wow....two whole pieces....and was that your previous url, then? Funny how similar they are....or mah guess, you’re Jug/Cole long time hater Trashfor...

Yes, yes, just keep repeating it and it will be true Snorty. Nobody GAF, BTW...

How DARE they progress the plot in a way that displeased us???? And again, nope and doesn’t matter, cuz we have canon and you have whining...

SUCK IT!!!!

[cassatine]

Regarding the senate representation question, I think your analysis misses something important: space habitats. The advanced life support tech in Star Wars means that folk can live in space indefinitely, for generations even. The idea of having representation based on territory/planets/sectors doesn't really work then. If someone lives on a TF ship, all of their life, no sector senator could really represent them, only a corporate senator. Besides, the TF pays taxes, so shouldn't it have a vote?

Yeah huh maybe you didn’t know but the poor fuckers living in moving company towns are not exactly a salient feature of SW so what can I say? i’m very sorry I didn’t feel like I had to account for their hypothetical existence.

I’ll also say I very much support your right to declare real or fictional legal frameworks unfair; having said that and done my mea culpa, let me remind you that you asked “why you don't think the Senate should have representation for groups like the Trade Federation“, and that half my reply was about the legal argument that in SW canon Senate representation is constitutionally built around geographical entities, period. I pretty much went “well from what we can work out of the constitutional framework it’d actually be illegal for the Trade Federation to have a seat”, and whether you (or I, for that matter) believe that framework is fair to all isn’t really relevant to the way said framework works.

Still, you do bring an interesting question to the table, even if you’re not very imaginative wrt how to solve it. Because there are plenty of ways (however imperfect they may be) to represent the moving company towns inhabitants -- believe it or not, but the set of issues brought by non-stationary space habitats isn’t actually new. You’re basically asking “how do we give representation to nomads”.

And yes, I say “nomads” because time to point it out, but your corporate Senator scheme does not actually ensure representation for all spacers (a handy term for people living their whole lives in non-stationary space habitats), a grave oversight if your concern truly is the representation of people rather than that of corporations: you’re only accounting for people living in moving company towns (and assuming the TF would actually allocate ship space and resources to their retired workers which, excuse me, is kinda loltastic), and ignoring several other possible spacer groups! Shame, dude. What about the people belonging to spacer cultures? The independant contractors? The nomads by choice? They bring the exact same issue to the table (lifelong nomadism in a representative system built around sedentarism) but they sure af can’t be represented by a corporate seat.

(And in any case, att the risk of repeating myself, a corporate Senator represents the corporation’s interests, not the workers’. It’s in the interests of the workers to have decent salaries and work hours, paid holidays, health and retirement plans, etc etc; it’s in the interests of the corporation to slash all that to maximize profits. That’s like, Capitalism 101.

So my friend, my dude, my darling ayn rand stan -- if you were really actually concerned about workers, you’d be arguing for Senate seats for workers’ unions rather than for the corporate overlords. You’d be arguing they know their interests better than said corporate overlords, that in fact suggesting those overlords know better is a classic classist stance long used to argue for the disenfranchisement of the poor and the working class.)

Anyway, here are some ideas to ensure representation for those Trade Federation workers (and other spacers) living in non-stationary space habitats you’re so very concerned about:

Jus sanguinis: spacers are represented by the Senator(s) of whichever sector(s) their parents come from. Or they grandparents, or their great-grandparents, whatever.

Alternatively: they’re represented by the Sen. of the sector they were born into. 

In the context of regular ship routes, their Sen. is the one from the sector where they spend the most time

Alternatively: the space equivalent of multiple nationalities applies and people are technically represente by the Sen. of each sector their route take them to.

Alternatively: people get to choose which sector they’re members of out of those their route take them to.

if we gotta go with non-sector seats... UNIONS THAT’S FUCKING OBVIOUS OMFG I cannot believe you have the galls to play the “Im so concerned about workers :(” card and your fucking solution is arguing for the corporate overlords getting CORPORATE SEATS instead of pushing for UNION SEATS. The only way you can argue for a corporate Sen. over an union one is if you’re playing the card that the corporation knows the workers’ interests better than they do themselves, which, eew. (listen I’m tired and I’m not arguing this. meet me in a denny’s parking lot if you feel strongly about it)

some kinda combination of the above.

Alternatively, your choice, I can’t have covered all options

btw, if we can deal with multiple nationalities on one fucking planet, you bet they can do the equivalent at the federal level in fictional space pseudo-republic

AND NOW THE KICKER

Besides, the TF pays taxes, so shouldn't it have a vote?

Wrong audience, you right-winger, you neocon, you ayn rand stan. Also super confusing, considering we were talking about Senate seats and not voting rights. I’m so fucking lost -- do I have to explain the difference between a Sen. seat and a vote, seriously, I’d just about call it a day.

Anyway I’d ask what is it with people equating paying taxes and voting rights, but I see the pendent to your shitty take regularly among wannabe libertarian reformers of democracy: the idea is to have an income tax-based property qualification system because really, why should the people who don’t contribute (the tax-exempt poor) get a say? Fuck the poor, and let’s pretend it’s all in the name of democracy.

Look, the version of democracy I buy into does not link citizenship to one’s ability to pay taxes, and that’s really the simplest way I can say it. I believe all the members of a community should get a say in the way that community leads its affairs, not just the members who can afford to contribute monetarily.

Also like. Even if I were to give you the taxes = rights point. Even in a pseudo-democracy with a property qualification system in which one’s voting rights are linked to one’s ability to pay taxes... a corporation is not a citizen.

[akkivee]

HYOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILLMATIC IRUMA JUTO!!!! ON DAY FOURTEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First impressions: his voice is kinda annoying lol why does he sound like a such a square

Current impressions: what would mtc be without juto’s sound without his flavor......... juto really is out here carrying mtc’s music....... go head mr bunny cop go head.......

to think i didn’t appreciate juto in the beginning!!!!!!! i’m so sorry juto, you’re not the square i’m the square!!!!! bayside smoking blues saved mtc from being the meme team!!!!! you made them play catch up with your quality of music!!!!! we absolutely stan!!!! (tho lbr, mtc is still a meme team like we got mr. yokohama bad boy, HYOH and rio always asking what his name is lmao)

Favorite thing:

he’s so two faced it’s hilarious. he presents himself as all prim and proper and you know he wants to be seen that way! but he’s a hot tempered diva of a bastard through and through like he wouldn’t get into as many fights with samatoki as he does if his temper wasn’t on par with his lol.

Least favorite:

nothing really! however!!! i would like to know!!! why did he name himself 45rabbit when he gets annoyed when people call him bunny cop!!!! it’s your brand juto you literally call yourself a lonely only rabbit in your first solo what is your problem lmao

What i want to see from this character:

set aside your fear juto. you are stronger than that. remember what it felt like before, when your curiousity was strong and your heart still open. try rio’s cooking again ❤️

Favorite moment:

samatoki/juto cigarette kiss samatoki/juto cigarette kiss samatoki/juto cigarette kiss

okay so my all time favorite juto moment is his entire part in the drama tracks, somebody gotta do it and don’t play no game that i can’t win, from the first full album. we learn about juto’s prerogative in life in the first track and it was the first heavy emotional content threw at us. and then we see how his past has affected him in the second one. boy is utterly unhinged when it comes to drugs man. his completely feral laugh when he was fighting gentaro in that track haunts me to this day!!!! juto is not okay!!!! there is a lot of anger in that man!!!!!!

and because i am apparently incapable of shutting up about the stage plays, please understand stage juto’s actor has a very sweet voice and he is unfairly attractive and this may be clouding my perception of his scenes but there’s this part where rio called samatoki and juto over to his camp but he didn’t provide a reason why. so of course, samatoki thinks it’s because rio wants to feed them something so he immediately tries to leave but juto stops him from doing so. so.

samatoki uses flattery!!! samatoki compliments juto’s appearance!!!!

it’s super effective!!!

juto is flusterred, giggly and pleased and is unable to move!!!

lol juto does snap out of it in time to stop samatoki from leaving but he was so cute guys you don’t understand 🥺

Headcanon:

i always thought juto was that guy who likes wining and dining and hypmic validated tf outta me ✌️ i also headcanon animals just really hate him and the reason he hates birds is because they regularly crap on his car only at the precinct like it’s a personal vendetta against him

Ships:

lol idk if you could tell, but i have a thing, juuuust a tiny little thing for samajuto (2 of 3 fav moments were samajuto) they’re the epitome of the old married couple trope. like that time in hypquest event in arb!!!! when they got into a spat, instead of fighting with their mics like they usually do, they challenged each other to the game in an unnecessarily outlandish game of cops and robbers and dragged poor rio into their shenanigans. they are both actually 4 years old 😂

mtc poly is fantastic and i think juto/doppo is really cute!!! i really wanna see how juto, hitoya and hifumi would act in the same room tho. three high maintenance men in a room!!! whatever shall they do?????

links to: ichiro | jiro | saburo | samatoki | rio | ramuda | gentaro | dice | jakurai | hifumi | doppo | kuukou | jyushi | hitoya | sasara | rosho | rei

[honey-and-strawberry]

We are talking about the same person! Omg! Yes that one is absolutely on the path to saesang! At first they were pretty nice but to even go so far as to buy the expensive ass clothes/accessories he wears!? Thats fcking weird, period. Yeah I may like somethings they wear, clothes or accessories wise (Shownu's Capteen Bvlgari set �� gorgeous!) But I'm not going to go out and buy the stuff! All while updating lil gremlins on the process/dilemma!

Granted I love Burberry, I have painfully expensice taste and a painfully empty bank account, and if I could afford it I'd have a few pieces in my collection. However I liked Burberry well before I saw any of the guys wearing the brand endorsements, heck I liked it before I even knew about Monsta X!

I actually got some broadcast pcs from them and never again. I am firmly against GOs cause it takes to damn long to get the stuff and has a higher risk of the package getting lost or damaged due to being shipped via individual instead of a comapny. And broadcast pcs? I have another individual I think I'll contact for broadcasts instead from now on.

And like... knowing their job, how tf do they afford that expensive stuff.. all the time!? There's no way unless they are/were independently wealthy beforehand or their family just kinda throws money at them... no normal foreigner in their job position could afford to buy all the stuff they do (I've my research for both study and work in SK for myself as someone who loves the culture and history amd wants a better understanding just to be clear on my interests, its not for my faves).

Which hey cool, that's their business for how they spend their money but parading that around sns is so suspicious and an elitists mentality and just... shitty (no other word for it tbh). And they suck the random 1 or 2 album purchase fans that win fansign/video calls into the lil elite group thing and suddenly that individual gets into the events all the time with their "sponsor" asshat, to borrow your wording.

Also I used the wrong signature with that first ask 😆 but yeah Suni's GIF and Sus anon is the same person 🤣 I contemplate A LOT about fandoms it seems

I’m not surprised we’re taking about the same person, she’s a big name in Twitter mbb i noticed 🙄 she annoys me so much with her victimizing behavior like she’s always like “oh my god someone says I need to tone it down with the fansign stuff how dare they 😭 I deserve the fansign as much as anyone else” omg stahp you’re embarrassing. It’s very interesting how the fans act like stans where if you talk bad about the GO host then we’re gonna drag you like ?????? what does that solve?

I also like Burberry but that’s long before I knew of Mx, but I always thought of Burberry as rich Vermont fashion 😂

I participated in a group order because the website I was ordering from was giving me a hard time to purchase internationally. Another group-ish order I participated in was back when twotuckgom was like 75% off and I managed to get a zizi WAY cheaper than I would anywhere else but it was from one person who did a few orders for friends, so it was different. I’m still never going to do a GO again because I got suspicious over the draw of the fansign happening long before I got the product. I looked at who got into the fansign and I recognized her name as well as her friends. You can’t convince me otherwise. I totally agree that they must be independently wealthy in order to afford buying signed merch and all of these fansign tickets and albums. Not everyone could afford that and it’s ridiculous that only a handful of people could afford to buy in bulk (but then they try to sell their extra albums and it’s so funny how they bump up the price like +++)

Omg what I hate is when they sell their signed albums like three times more than they originally got them for and people still fucking buy it. What I hate even more is when fans get signed albums and they’re like “boooo I didn’t get my bias 😭 I don’t want this album anymore” 🖕🏼

I saw that people were selling the Mx dolls on eBay for like more than twice they were selling for and it’s embarrassing. I will never sell my babies, I really hope doll makers produce more! But not just the Mx dolls but any kpop doll they would sell them for like 40+ bucks but in reality I ordered them for like 28 😬 (shipping wasn’t bad but it still didn’t make it 50+ in total)

[crazysnakey]

She-Ra season 5 thoughts and reactions [Spoilers]

Adora’s Dreams???? Is she trying to reconnect her connection to She-ra or smth???

Of course everyone argues about the Heart of Etheria. How can they not

Okay so there was that awkward af dinner scene, but Horde Prime confronting Catra on her feelings for Adora is 👌👌👌

Catra going to meet Glimmer several times. I think we all expected that.

Everyone telling Adora she’s not She-Ra anymore and her feeling needing to be useful... AAAAAAA

When they tied up a clone and he just started blabbering about how Prime is great and all and they’re like “was hordak like this” and Scorpia straight up being like “nah he just said get out a lot” like even Scorpia anknowledges that Hordak was like an angsty emo teen boy

Everyone being like “WTF DO WE DO NOW ADORA ALWAYS MAKES THE PLANS UGH”

Entrapta... good old entrapta going apeshit over the tech

Horde Prime really does that huh? Not only does he destroy planets and take their food he keeps their treasures and stuff as his trophies

GLIMMER GO OFF YEAH DON’T LET HIM USE YOU

Horde Prime calling Catra little sister... 😟 hell no you bleached octopus

Scorpia’s impression of Entrapta is so funny like... “Yay! Science! Tech! *crazy hysterical laughing*

ENTRAPTA CAN YOU PLEASE NOT WALK INTO THE WAY OF GIANT DRONES AND BOTS PLEASE ITS A STEALTH MISSION

Mermista taking charge with Adora gone, go for it girl

Scorpia, i love you

“hooray! Oh I take back my hooray. Never mind I reinstate my hooray! Hooray!”

ENTRAPTA SAYING THAT SHE WORKS WITH TECH BETTER THAN PEOPLE AND SHE WANTED TO HELP THEM THRU TECH 😢😢

Those clones really pop out of nowhere huh? They’re just stationed everywhere huh? Like stormtroopers.

Shadow Weaver, you tsundere. You still have an attachment to Micah as your student

That one clone who’s neck just snapped and twisted (with all the great sound effects, yay!) 😨

Okay so Prime can see and talk thru all his clones... shoulda seen that coming

Hordak??? Hordak is that you

Catra straight up telling Hordak that it’s reassuring to see a familiar face even if they weren’t on the best of terms... 🥺

Is Hordak starting to remember?? Is he gonna remember Entrapta aaaaaaaaaaa come on pls

Adora taking them all to the place in her dream... wow somethings up y’all

UH WHERE IS MADAME RAZZ IN ALL THIS?????????

Going to save Glimmer... good luck y’all are seriously gonna need it

Micah pretending to be She-Ra was so funny I don’t know why

Oh so Prime can’t track First Ones tech... thank god

Wow remember when I said Hordak might be remembering?? Haha we just got the rug pulled out from under us

The Horde clones are a literal fucking cult and their chanting is seriously unnerving like wow Noelle props to making it unsettling

Aaaaaaaaand Hordak was reset again (in a weirder way too with that bathtub of whatever the fuck is in there) think he’ll somehow remember again? Entrapta my girl I’m counting on you

Entrapta naming the ship Darla... I’m getting Emily vibes

CATRA GETTING FLASHBACKS OF HER AND ADORA AS KIDS JUST RIP MY HEART OUT WHY DON’T YOU 🥺😭

Okay but does Prime have no cameras or anything??? He’s got clones and advanced tech but no cameras or scanners in his own ship?? Probably bc his clones are his cameras or smth

CATRA APOLOGIZING AND SAYING SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING GOOD WHEN SHE SAVES GLIMMER... WOAH 😭

They really gave us Swift Wind feels huh? They really did that to us

Scorpia saying that Kyle told her he has a crush on Rogelio... awww

The Star siblings are so sweet. Also Adora stop eating all their food

Bow just helping and protecting Glimmer even tho he’s still mad at her... 😊🥰

SHE-RA?!?!?????? She-ra is that you

Adora saying she wants to go back for Catra and that she needs her... 😭😭😭

One of the episodes is literally named “Save the Cat” like 😂😂😂

BRAINWASHED CATRA AAAAAA NO TF

Somehow I knew that Prime was probably gonna brainwash Catra but actually seeing it is something else

Okay but Wrong Hordak..., crying, no idea what to do, really innocent just trying his best don’t hurt him

So the clones and Prime use a hive mind... cool coolcoolcool

Horde Prime uses vessels??? He just jumps in from one body to the other??? He can do that??? Literally if he does that to any of the rebellion people I’ll drag him out of there with my bare hands

Excuse me??? Horde Prime knew the First Ones???? He destroyed them????? HORDE PRIME DESTROYED THE FIRST ONES WHAT

Adora fighting Catra,,,, AGAIN

Catra slowly remembering ONLY FOR PRIME TO SCREW IT UP AND INTERFERE THAT DIRTY PIECE OF-

New She-Ra form

NEW SHE-RA FORM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW CLOTHES NEW POWERS NEW SWORD

WHERE TF DID IT COME FROM THO???????

They better have a good explanation of this and not just some asspull don’t do us dirty that way

Then screwing over Horde Prime and wrecking his shit. NICE 👍👏👏👏

OH MY GOD HORDAK FINDING ENTRAPTA’S PINK “LUVD” CRYSTAL AND GOING “Entrapta?” OHHHHH BOY WE GON GET SOME NOW

Everyone on the ship just dealing with stuff. Wrong Hordak continues to be the nicest person yet.

Micah is so funny he’s just like I want some cake and Frosta’s like UGH and he’s just like “Do kids not like cake anymore???”

Elberon. Hoooo boy that was weird and fucked up. Goosebumps. Honestly they should’ve seen it from a mile away that something was up

AAAAAAAAAH SPINNERELLA NOOOOOOOO

Catra’s new hair without the helmet is really nice. Kinda like her past being cut away and moving towards the future. I see she’s back with draping herself all over Adora and annoying her

Secret Underwater Party Adventure literally what

Scorpia’s song ❤️💖❤️... hot DAMN girl you are AMAZING and VALID and I STAN YOU

Glad to see the underwater people are doing great in these trying times

That montage of people with a grudge against Sea Hawk and Mermista beating them up is so fucking funny like “ANYONE ELSE WHO’S BOAT YOU’VE SET ON FIRE??!?”

DOUBLE TROUBLE?!!??!1?!1!??!???

Ironically DT was lying when they said Adora’s in space with a sword fighting but they didn’t know that’s what’s actually happening asdfjdn

Oh my god Mermista have you been chipped too

Literally everyone has been chipped so I guess no one’s safe idk what I was think. ing. 🤷‍♀️

How do those chips even work?? Does someone just slap it on the back of someone’s neck and that’s it?

EVEN MICAH’S BEEN TAKEN CONTROL OF?!?

That’s one heck of an anniversary....

Okay, Krytis gives me Krypton vibes. Anyone else??? It’s a planet, some superbeing’s weakness, and the name. Also it’s like, destroyed/abandoned has no life on it

Catra and the gang with their antics... she’s clearly not used to their carefree improvising ... laughing ... awww 😊 ~

Castaspella where have YOU been the whole time??

“How is it we’ve lost so many fine members of the rebellion yet we’re still stuck with you?” WOW Not holding back anything huH

Castaspella why are you even still wearing those longass robes and that cape

MAGIC??!? THAT’S THE SECRET??? THAT- actually makes sense. Prime uses science and tech so magic is something that’s probably out of his depth

Someone get me a shapeshifting cat please Melog is so cool

Wrong Hordak you’ve found your own truth go for it you spunky little boi

“Brother, I hope you too are full of love for Horde Prime and have no crippling doubt eating at your soul” GOLD. COMEDY GOLD I TELL YOU

HORDAK REMEMBERING THE ENTRAPTA RAINBOW SCENE AAAAAAAA

That montage where Netossa lists everyone’s weaknesses is so funny, Catra’s just like “I’m different. I’m a real threat.” Then Netossa just. Sprays her with water. Like. Wow.

Even in this troubling time, dad jokes persist. This is awesome. George and Lance have their priorities sorted well. Bow is so done with it 😆

HORDE PRIME WAS THERE IN PERSON THE WHOLE TIME?!

Literally what?????????? The heart can be taken WITHOUT SHE-RA???? Horde Prime ain’t screwing around babeyyyyy

Scorpia.... don’t lose to it AAA 🥺🥺🥺 and Perfuma is so positive and does the Fairy Tail thing where she believe in her friends no matter what

Shadow Weaver, the only one using actual logical deduction in the team while everyone else panics and makes puns

Okay Shadow Weaver’s speech to Adora might sound cruel but it’s actually logical and truthful. She’s being honest.

ENTRAPDAK REUNION. YES. YESYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SPOP OTP HAS RETURNED HORDAK STILL BEING ANGSTY

“YOUR IMPERFECTIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL” Entrapta you’re killin me

Glimmer’s first meeting with Micah and THIS is how it goes?!? Wow

“Adora it doesn’t always have to be you!!” That gives me so many feels bc it’s kinda true

CATRA STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS DON’T DO THAT THIS TIME YOU’VE COME SO FAR NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Adora doesn’t want me! Not like I want her” number one that’s so sad, number two NO, number three GURL ADORA DOES WANT YOU BACK LIKE THAT SHE LOVES YOU

Entrapta girl, you can do it you spunky little gremlin

The memories,,, AaAAAaaaaaAAaAAAAA

Glimbowww!!!! Glimbow Glimbow Glimbow!

“You’re worth more that what you can give to other people. You deserve love too.” OH MY GOD THAT IS SUCH A GOOD AND POSITIVE MESSAGE TO GIVE NOT JUST TO ADORA BUT TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE

GLIMMER comin in to SAVE THE DAYAY and Seahawk ,, 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 you’re the highlight of these moments I swear 😂🤣😂

“My oldest enemy”?? Does he mean She-Ra or the First Ones? also WHAT is that giant green tentacle monster

THE LITTLE ENTRAPTA LOGO ON HER SCANNERS AND TECH THAT IS SO CUTE

KYLE AND ROGELIO AND LONNIE ARE STILL TOGETHER AND THEY’VE ADOPTED IMP AWWWWW AAAAAA

George and Lance are so proud of their son ~

Shadow Weaver !!!!!!! AAAAA AND TAKING OFF THE MASK and then just. FUCKIN G DYING??!!!??? SHADOW WEAVER YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE ME THESE FEELS AT THE END

Double Trouble you little shit

Holee shit, THAT is the heart??? It looks like empty cubes or shapes or something...

GO HORDAK GO OFF

DID HE JUST KILL PRIME???? YES!!!

Oh shit, nevermind, they are a hive mind after all,,, ........ FUCK

CATRA GOING “I LOVE YOU I ALWAYS HAVE”

CATRADORA KISS

CATRADORA KISS

CATRADORA KISS

THEY GLOWED AND TURNED RAINBOW GAY RIGHTS

THEY PLAYED CATRA AND ADORA’S SOUNDTRACK IN THEIR BIG MOMENT

Hordak’s memory with baby Adora??? Like adorable????

ENTRAPDAK REUNION AAAAAAA THE HUG

“HI I’M DAD” WOW

ALL THE REUNIONS

Mermista’s just like slightly unsettled by Entrapdak. Begone Antis.

Literally Madame Razz have you been just walking around and dusting stuff

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ENDING WHAT A GOOD WAY TO END THE SHOW HOLY SHIT WOW

All of my ships have become canon this season Catradora Glimbow Entrapdak Seamista thank you Noelle MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY SKIN CLEARED MY DEPRESSION CURED MY HOPE RESTORED THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON SPOP I AM BLESSED

[themadvigilantist]

just a thought...

....technically, my hot takes

i could rant about doctor who head writer(s) choices and call it out all day long about why [insert action by # doctor here] is just half done or has an allegory to what's happening now but, the doctor would be absolved from said thing because 'it was to save the world/current time period/person here' excuse.

like i could tell you that:

'the silence vs the doctor arch' is actually just an allegory of police brutality towards pocs in history due to systematic racism that's looked away/forgotten about and how the public/the government uses the whole 'but yall killing each other too excuse' or as the silence put it 'you should kill us all on sight' to shift blame of the non-poc's choice to do the same to pocs but, to a horrifying degree ie what 11 doctor does to the silence AND THE RAMIFICATIONS IT CONTINUES TO HAVE EVEN NOW I AM. which makes the doctor a villain especially because he's known as the man in the blue police box or as a 'hero'. And the abuse towards river song in show and by rose stans?? Oh the disrespect?? Her entire arch with the silence is an allegory of black woman being the most disrespected despite going above and beyond and hiding the pain because 'the doctor doesnt like endings'. And both the silence and her are just brushed aside like..... the water parallel. i just - oof but its too early for that moffat drag

or like the constant disrespect to pocs in rtd's era. which made 12 cringe later on with the first doctor but that him cringing on what he did in his tenth incarnation - yeah rtd aint safe either. he allowed girl in the fireplace to be on our screens.

how the doctor treat river the same as jack and donna combined is something that need to be talked about right now. and how even river in her audios with tenth doctor shows that ten really wanted donna back. like his whole vibe was ‘fuck everybody else tho but, donna’ and i just I HAVE QUESTIONS (both as a romantically platonic ship but more importantly, like ten where are you set at? time lord victorious wise with river? where r u? because you and river talking like ‘time lord victorious’-era and i really need that cleared up.

or how when 9 says he the last of the time lords but both iris wildthyme and him were on earth at those times and that he would’ve felt them LIES. SHE WAS THERE! HER TARDIS WAS THERE TOO IN THE FIRST EP OF ROSE! WACK! ‘im the last of my kind weh’ no tf ur not. ‘i would’ve sensed them *taps his temple* in here* APPARENTLY NOT DUMBASS

the whole master/doctor on the eiffel tower - i can drag BOTH DOCTOR AND THE MASTER FOR THIS BABE - yeah chibnall aint safe just because he got ~diversity~ nah i can drag him too.

i could also offer an addition of sorts to dhawan!master's reveal of what hes done to gallifrey by showing her that what he had done was the final act but what tecteun had done before hand was destroy her true home - her forgotten home, pre-tecteun. Just show her the world that she never had the chance to know - the chance to discover - to learn about and of and where she really came from and destroy it. Just to justify further on why he destroyed Gallifrey like that and how the previous thing would just play further into the fact that tecteun and gallifreyans were actually using gentrification on the doctor the entire time and by destroying her home would be stripping her of her culture and then try to pass it off as ~cute~ or a ~style~ so im glad he just chose to straight up kill the colonizers i mean gallifreyans by turning them into the one thing that made them feel the very consequences of their actions and choices on what they done to the doctor. (With the cybermen tech).

i can even drag iris wildthyme by her roots for how she treated panda. idgaf he’s a sentient stuffed panda I WOULD KILL HER ON SIGHT. ‘oh i made sure in every timeline of your existence that you would die just to keep you from being stuck in a painting even though every single version of you would be financially doing well without me and would kill themselves because of me manipulating the situation so you would do that over and over and over BUT HEY YOU’RE NOT STUCK IN A PAINTING!’ i couldn’t be panda, she would be dead. there would be no more iris wildthyme adventures. i rather be stuck in a painting than travel with her ever again or i would just kill her. on sight. no hesitation. sorry katy manning but, you just gonna have to be jo grant forever.

I mean i could go on, i could but, im sleepy while typing this and yes i've been sitting on all that to myself for years but ... i still watch it and it does small steps to address things but, as far as im concerned - [skips several pages] my ending would just be us having a martha audio with ten (because consistancy) and martha series separate from torchwood ok? like rose got one, jackie got one, lady christina got one, fucking jenny got one, every river audio sound like iris wildthyme (and the newer ones with ten is him thirsting and missing DONNA. like rose whomst? apparently in big finish 10 only knows rose tyler when her name misspelled and smudged on his hand) and donna's audios clearly superior amongst all them, so its martha's time to shine. Give her three audios with him.

Because the timelord victorious audios clearly just skipped martha in the trailer and i cant stand here with him having that much thirst for donna and him in the same breath not say martha's name.

Give her some audios with him. Give her standalone audios too and for once, not let her talk about the doctor. I miss noel too, put him in there too.

[skautism]

Dahlonega Newsies!

This is INCREDIBLY out of order and I'm super sorry for that shdjsjsjs

ACT 1

-Crutchie has the curliest floofiest hair aaah

-Also he was so nervous???? Shsjsjjd

-jack has a vibrato that could kill

-Santa fe prologue was on the balcony on my right (stage left??) and ctb started on my left with race and Albert and then specs with them and I think Henry and Elmer on the balcony that prologue was on

-there was lots of grabbing on persons arm and then a bit of jumping around djdjdjd

-At blind and mute and dead, race covered finch's eyes, and then he fell into races arms, and then on the other side of the stage one newsie VAULTED the other

-there were a few race/finch moments but also ravey

-during "I got personality" jack was like pointing at crutchie and being smiley and it was cute

-during "waiting makes me ansty, I likes living chancey", at chancey finch snapped his slingshot like he shot it

-bc girlsie les, "I can see her legs" leaves us w baby lesbian les and I am HERE for this

-medda and the bowery beauties were in red and black omg

-5 bowery beauties and I'd die for all of them

-jack noticed Katherine up on the balcony and pointed her out to davey and then he went up to her

-fhdjjdjddjjd the drawing they made for Kath was not good but very representative of a 1 minute drawing

-specs didn't have his shoe for real

-"I can't find my shoe! Its every other day...."

-"Whaddya call these guys?" And one girl said "names boots" and FUCK YEAH

-"a most auspicious manner" specs: I thought we did good..?

-after watch what happens, they dragged back katherine's desk with her still writing on it

-during santa fe, jack was on one staircase and snyder was dragging crutchie on a second one and it was parallel and the staircases crossed but were going opposite directions and it broke me

-and they ended up on oppisite ends of the stage when the stairs were dragged to the side balconies I almost CRIED

-the scabs had black pape bags when they were scabbing that destroyed me too

-Romeo GAVE KATH FLOWERS, he is BABEY

-and then Davey took them and yeeted them away when Romeo asked him "how'd she know my name" >:/

-one girl looked at me and I died djskdjdjs

-medda and JoJo both have braces and I stan

-also JoJo had red suspenders??? Hella????

-redhead finch!!!! He was also so bouncy all the time omg

-"my skullbusting arm could use a day of rest" and one newsie started to go after him and another dragged her back by the leg saying "get back here stupid"

-jack said to Davey "youve got to take les away" when the delanceys came D:

-why is jack in red

-ughfhhfhf I'd die for kath and medda

-I dont trust this productions Hannah,,,, she seemed more in favor of raising the price than she should

-I checked the playbill, EVERY BROOKLN NEWSIE IS A GIRL!!!!

-I caught one of the tossed papers, its an actual page of a dalonega newspaper

-Seriously race and finch were near each other and talked a lot I ship

-the crazy flip that Jordan did in live was actually done holy shit???? No pape spin but DANG

-why r there so many cute girls I'm dying ok

-tommy boy is Smol

-crutchie kept singing when everyone had stopped and said "geez" when he got dragged back for the photo

-Snyder HIT crutchie in the HEAD I CRIED

-the backdrop had the names of irl newsies including Annie Kelly (there was also blink's real name and David Simmons)

-I heard the names blue and either Ronnie or johnny(???) during seize the day

ACT 2

-Romeo had a bandage on his head and blood on his face :((

-Another person has his wrist all bandaged

-There was spoon playing on tap shoes!!

-it felt like everyone burst into song IN THE UNIVERSE, instead of a tap number for the show

-like everyone was yelling like "whoa!!" bc why tf r u tap dancing???

-at one point 3 people were picked up by the waist (like how you hold a cat by the stomach when you're 5) and spun around

-Kath starts tap dancing and specs yells "I like it!!" He seemed so high energy the whole way and then Romeo yelled "what is this?!?!" Bruh you gave her flowers

-broom tap solo had FIVE people aaaa

-like the 2 on the sides had their brooms tossed to them from the edges

-during lftr crutchie was so optimistic til the end and when he said "just go" he yelled it and sounded so desperate :''''(

-one person kicked the floor above them instead of going "shh!"

-"tell me how quitting does crutchie any good?!" *literally just glares for 2 seconds* "EXACTLY"

-"and we've got jack!" *hug* 😭😭😭😭😭

-les has girlf we stan

-ok through this whole show?? I've actually enjoyed Pulitzer as a villain??? That has NEVER happened before??? Both version of the bottom line were actually really good villain songs

-HIGH FEMME SPOT HIGH FEMME PIRATE AESTHETIC SPOT

-SHE ALSO HAD RED LEATHER BOOTS THAT IM POSITIVE WERE DOC MARTENS

-ALL THE BROOKLYN GIRLS HAD PIRATE-Y AESTHETICS

-"THATS OUR CUE *GIRLS*" STEP ON ME

-STEP

-ON

-ME

-when jack betrayed the strike one brooklyn girl yelled to let her strangle him and u go girl

-I've never been soft for jatherine until now they had CHEMISTRY

-literally not even jackcrutchie had that much chemistry this show

-Les and spot sorta seemed to have a friendship going on I say mentor/student lesbians bc baby lesbian and powerful high femme lesbian

-literally davey jack and spot all freaked over jack shaking Roosevelt's hand

-spot and davey were both just ":000" and grabbing jacks hand

-spot had her arm on daveys shoulder at one point spavey spavey spavey

-jack and Kath kissed and everyone was grossed out one brooklyn girl (same one who wanted to throttle jack) covered her eyes and tommy boy yelled "thats gross!!" And covered his eyes with his paper

-jack and crutchie got their reunion hug ughfhfhfhfhfhfbfhhd 😭😭😭😭😭

-crutchie had this giant blood stain on his side :''''(

POST SHOW

-My playbill got signed by jack davey and crutchie!!!!

-I also got photos with them (one w just me and the actor who played crutchie, the other all 3), and Katherine, medda, and spot and the girl who I think said she was boots (see act 1)!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Literally my only complaint is there seemed to be an effort to make this show as heterosexual as possible, even with the background characters

[fireheartblackthorn]

SPOILER REVIEW OF LORD OF SHADOWS

* This is my second time reading Lord of Shadows

STARTED: 12/01/19 FINISHED: 21/01/19

I have so many feelings, probably too many feelings on this book and I gotta get them off of my chest, holyyyyyy. All I’m saying is that I would sacrifice myself to save the Blackthorn family, they deserve the entire freaking world, I adore this series so much. Honestly one of my favourite series I’ve ever read, it still doesn’t beat TID (Cassie Clare went above and beyond on that trilogy) but its deFINITELY UP THERE. These characters, this plot, everythinggggg about this damn book got me. I have bookmarked and sticky-noted specific parts of the book that hit me right in the feels ( Both gOOD AND BAD EMOTIONS) and here they areeeeee!!

THINGS I LIKED (in particular):

* Christina, Mark and Kieran’s relationship. I was a sucker for Mark and Kieran in lady midnight + was super conflicted about mark falling for christina but woahhhh is it weird to ship them all together?? Lol idc, i still do. They all just fit together, so nicely. Ngl I’m low-key worried about whats going to happen to Kieran, I feel awful for him. Now that he know’s the truth, and he didn’t even testify but he’ still being hunted by the unseelie court, he can’t return to faerie nor can he stay in Idris and he wants things done with Mark. That gets me!!! I love how Christina is able to calm both of these angsty faerie boys ;)

* The low-key (but kinda not even low-key) throwbacks to TID and Will’s generation (JUST ALL OF THE WILL + Jem bits). I love how Clare kept referring to Jessamine in the London Institute, and the small will bits. No character as ever affected me the same way will herondale has, and how Kit was talking about “some idiot called will” who wrote in all the first editions and how Emma was looking at a picture of jem and will together. I feel like i’m dying whenever their relationship is mentioned. When tessa was advising Emma on getting someone to stop loving you, I just realised she was referring to what Will tried to do in TID. :( Alsooo, um how tf is Bridget still alive!!!!!!! She’s actually ancient and I’m confusedddd. When Bridget giggles at the plate of scones + she’s thinking of Sophie and Gideon aw

* Gwyn Ap Nudd! (+ Diana’s relationship) Those two have single-handedly made me believe in love. I love how Gwyn Ap Nudd may be the ancient leader of the wild hunt and yet he’s still a good “man” who shows kindness to Mark, and has honour. I wish everyone was like Gwyn. My favourite part of this freaking book was Gwyn being all cute and shy to Diana when he asks her on a date. Adorable!

* Diana’s back story. She deserves the entire freaking world, I hope she’s able to sort it out with the clave, I don’t want it to be used against her in the future. And I’m so glad she found someone like Gwyn who likes her and doesn’t care that she was born in a man’s body.

* The gayness in this book + the LGBTQ+ representation. We loving raging bisexuals, lesbians, gays, pansexuals + transgender peeps. AND I STAN A WOKE AUTHOR

* Lol all I could think of when kit, ty and livvy went to blackthorn manor was how it was originally the lightwood’s house and thus the worm house. All that was going through my head was HAH ITS THE WORM HOUSE

* Freaking mark + kieran’s language, + post-faerie talk + actions (if that makes sense). Like when Mark was staring distrustfully at the garden gnome, equally parts hilarious and cute

* Emma’s talk, easy-going nature: she reminds me of will lowkey and wow I’M CRYING AGAIN. Her ability to difuse tension in situations and her wit made me enjoy this book so much more. Maybe she even reminds Jem of his parabatai aw.

* TIBERIUS BLACKTHORN AND CHRISTOPHER HERONDALE AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP. THE END

* The poetry that was Julian’s feelings and words towards Emma. It was beautiful, and he’s such a soft boi. Especially when he talked about how they were made from the same stardust, how freaking adorable!!

THINGS I DISLIKED:

* How believable it was that the cohort was plausible and full of facists and bigots, I bloody hated Zara Dearborn (to the point of swearing at my book). Its too realistic that a group like that can exist within the nephilim, and how it can exist in the real world. I read fantasy books to escape reality, and suddenly I feel so attacked by these characters. If I wanted this bullcrap I’d just read the news omg. (how do you make me feel this way cassandra)

* People (namely bridget) being rude to my girl Dru about her weight, she cute and curvy

* Dru lying to Jamie about her age, well not exactly lying but hiding it from him. I kind of just wish she had let him know who she was. I mean I get that she wants to be treated like an older person and not as a baby but ughhhh.

* FREAKING LIVVY DYING OFC AND PUTTING HER LIFE ON THE LINE LIKE THAT. I knew this part was coming and yet I still sobbed and dampened the pages with my freaking tears. I know that it was in Livvy’s nature to stand up and go to help her brother like that, but it doesn’t make it any better. Ty’s reaction as well, after he just agreed to be her parabatai. It was just after their family got reunited also :(. It kills me that to Julian its like he’s lost his own daughter, his baby sister and when he was cradling her and calling out for her to wake up :((((((( But then I think of how Livvy said that legend has it, when the clock chimes the hour the gates of heaven open for a moment. Livvy died when the clock chimed the hour + now I know that she’s up there at peace

* The fact that at the ending, Kit still doesn’t know what’s happened to Livvy, he just thinks something bad has happened in the chamber

* NOW THAT I’M REREADIng I know that Julian thinking about future life watching everyone growing up with Emma by his side is not gonna happen bc livvy is dead and it cuts my heart out at the hope he has that his family will be happy and reunited and safe

* I thought at first that Christina was a pretty boring character, kind of there to be able to patch up the loose ends and hold the team together but in hindsight, she’s pretty freaking incredible and I think this book more so shows that off and her qualities, than Lady Midnight does. It's a freaking talent to be that understanding and empathetic, her ability to do that beyondddd impressed and shook, kind of like how Keiran is feeling about her

* I don’t like hOW MUCH I FEEL sorry for Malcolm, He was so warped and caught up in his love, his need for vengeance, his hate and grief to be able to mourn Annabel, let go of the past and move on. I mean I’d have a pretty tough time doing that too but how his love for her eventually killed him was so awful. I couldn’t believe it the first time I read that part.

* How Annabel killed Robert, his death was like meh at first, okay. But at the same time, Alec’s reaction broke my heart + he was going to help Emma and Julian!! I don’t know if he had the time to start preparing for her exile but probably not and now the next inquisitor probably won’t react the same way

STILL 5/5 OVERALL, I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH.

[sapphicitachi]

itachi and suigetsu if it’s ok to send 2

(I forgot I wrote these last week and never posted bc I was on mobile at the time..forgive me….) 

Itachi:

✳favorite thing about them: He lies.

nah but for real I love how seriously he takes himself and how cryptic he is lol. I love that he actually behaves like a true ninja in that he is stoic and dedicates himself to it. Also I love that he is close to crows and that he likes dango. I love this character so much he also looks fresh as hell come on. Tsukuyomi was the coolest jutsu in that show. also. I love that his weakness lies in how much he loves and protects Sasuke fuck me up.

✳least favorite: none really. I really like how Itachi was depicted.

✳favorite line:

(of course….) “So this time, for once, let me tell you one small truth. It’s all right if you never forgive me, but no matter what you become, I will always love you.”

✳otp: ….itadei. listen I think it’d be so cute if they went to art school together lmao. kills me.

✳brotp: Shisuiiiiiii 😭 Wish there was more of them as they were older. Itachi deserved to have someone he was close to.

Also kisame ofc bc what a powerful dynamic.

✳Notp: Itachi and Izumi. Like she was cute in the show and it was nice to see a girl uchiha (lmao) but to actually ship that..? weak. also i really dislike seeing kakashi and itachi....amongst other unfortunate and gross things. 

✳random headcanon: Itachi touches his hair when he is a little anxious. He is often reminding himself about Shisui. I also think he has the habit of meeting people but saying “who is that.” just to fuck with you.

✳unpopular opinion: hm. Idk if it’s “unpopular” but. Like, Itachi was a heavily traumatized kid too. People who stan Sasuke but hate itachi I don’t entirely get bc it’s made very explicitly clear that Itachi was manipulated and groomed from a young age. He makes fucked up desicions because he doesn’t percieve a choice, inherits his clans trauma, as well as the village’s, and it is made his responsibility. He’s manipulated and that’s a really important part of his character so I don’t entirely get some people’s attitudes about it I guess :v

✳song that reminds me of them: crosses by Jose Gonzalez

✳ favorite picture of him:

Suigetsu:

✳favorite thing about them: His motivations are relateable to me. He is so petty and just wants to be in a sword gang and fuck with people. But when things get too deep he’s looking for an exit. I really cherish suigetsu lol. I love that he totally has a crush on Sasuke that he will not or can not recognize lol poor thing.I also love that he cuts his oponents limbs off and his name is killer. Suigetsu is such a pretty name tf

✳least favorite: I hate how the writing forgets about him 😭 it’s such a pleasure to me whenever he gets screen time lol. Also I hate his color scheme it’s terrible. idk his flaws have grown very endearing to me so idk that I can call them flaws anymore lmao.

✳favorite line: “Y'know, when those two are together, I just can’t help but want to cut them apart. It’s something like….being driven by this urge to want to cut things in two, right? …That’s me!!”

✳otp: I don’t have any ships for suigetsu which upon thought makes me a little sad 😢 idk…

✳brotp: Sasuke lol. I like their dynamic alot, and I love Suigetsu’s loyalty to him it’s sweet. and hilarious. “oh found this scroll. yknow i bet Sasuke would like it lol”.

✳Notp: Again idk. I’m neutral about him with Sasuke or Karin which are kind of the only two out there.

✳random headcanon: suigetsu is great at arcade games. the best. until Sasuke shows up and it’s not compatible bc yknow. sharingan.

also suigetsu is constantly brushing his teeth so he kind of smells like aquafresh.

✳unpopular opinion: again idk if it’s unpopular or what but. why does he sound like shaggy in the English dub.

✳song that reminds me of them: lmao I’m sorry I really don’t know 😂

✳ favorite picture of him

[roggling]

S7 E4

GARFLE WARFLE SNICK EHAT THE ACTUAL HECK

This is si funny haha

My name is keith

Lance why are you posing

KEEF YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL

Theyre so confused

Keith is so adorable

HAHAHAHA THEY'RE TRAPPED

Omg bob 😂😂😂

KEITH YOUR PRECIOUS TWIRL HAHAHAHA

YAYAYAYA THE PONYTAIL

ITS A CHICKEN

SPACE CHOPSTICKS

DOG

PEPPERONI

LONCE WOULD YOU STOP TALKING

THE GALRAS HAHAHAHAHA I CANT

Hello Bob

My lovely wife Haggar

My son Lotor *cue pout*

ONE OF MY INSIGNIFICANT UNDERLINGS MORVOK

WATCH IT, NOW.

Yes i have

Their faces omg hahaha

ID RATHER STEAL THEIR LIONS THAN THEIR POINTS WHAT THE HECK HAHAHAHHA

Why are they acting like that

OMG THEIR POSES I CANT

Windy cave?!?!?!?!

I treasure your art

DID LOTOR JUST SLAP THE DUDE

Hahaha

ZARKON'S VOICE IS SCARING ME

THE DUMB ONE? WHO TF? ZARKON DO YOU EANT TO GO?!

Lance youre perfect and beautiful and smart dont listen to him

Hahah bob called him beautiful SUCH A MOOD

I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU EVEN MORE WITH EVERY WORD YOU SAY

LOTOR YOU SO PRECIOUS OMG

PIDGE LOVED THAT ROBOT

ME TOO HAGGAR

ME TOO LANCE

WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING

I hate bi boh bi

Okay so lance reminded me about how i would figure out what people were saying in english when i only spoke soamish and now i have like 5000 ESOL lance headcanons

Exfoliating

She's so done

YES PIDGE SAVE YOUR MAN

WHY IS BOB SHIPPING PLANCE TF

Yes pidge

Me too Hunk

HUNK YOURE SO CUTE

AWWWWW ALLURA

OMG LANCE I LOVE YOU

KEITH IS THE FUTURE

OMG KEITH I LOVE YOU

THEY ALL VOTED FOR EACH OTHER

I STAN KINGS AND QUEENS

THEY WERE DREAMING???

BOB IS REAL

IM NOT THAT DUMB

That's scary stop i hate commercials

Omg that has to be the best one tho

S7 E5

Only a 99 on the teat? But i did all the extra credit! FNCKING ME TOO PODGE

Keith youre torturing them

Romelle me too

Where's Acxa

Why is Shiro with Pidge

KROLIA I LOVE YOU

Keith what the hell youre such a byff nerd

KROLIA ❤❤❤

NO MY WIFI IS SLOWING DOWN WTF

HAHAHAHA KEITH YOU SUCK (IM JUST KIDDING YIURE PRECIOUS)

Yes a burrito I WANT FOOD

Keith name your wolf

LANCE me too

KROLIA YOU GENIUS

I swear if this is another trap

YES KEITH AND PIDGE FINALLY

I miss Acxa

Omg thats the druid

IM SCARED SOMEONE HOLD ME

Um WHOMST THE FNCK ARE YOU

NOT THE BLADES THEY WERE MY BABES

KROLIA OMG MY BABY NOOOO

Aw KROLIA WERE YOU FRIENDS WITH KOLIVAN

Omg youre a fncking druid

GET OUT

KOSMO I LOVE YOU

YES KEITH

Did that druid steal a face the fnck

RUN BABE

OMG HIS FACE

WHAT THE HELL

YES ALLURA

FIGHT

HWAT THE FNCKING HELL IS GOING ON

I STAN A FNCKING KING BABE

KROLIA NO STAY WITH YOUR SON AGH

I LOVE THIS EPISODE