#Stan the Man is the best loser

[vitrines]

just had to resist the urge to be mean online (i did not actually resist the urge i'm just saying it where nobody will see it)

[rosyblooom]

love (to hate) u | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem!reader A/N: hey! love this idea sm!! hope it's as u imagined :)

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username so what i'm seeing is if i punch lando we'll be besties??

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landonorris What a loser...

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f1gossipofficial Y/N L/N was spotted today by fans attending the Australia Grand Prix alongside Oscar Piastri. Despite her and Lando Norris famously not getting along, it comes as quite a surprise to see her accompanying his teammate, especially considering their shared friend circles.

Who knows, maybe there's a relationship announcement on the horizon?👀

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yourusername alright fun's over, congrats bby xxx (happy now oscar?)

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oscarpiastri As you can all see, we are NOT dating

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[theinheriteddutchess]

It's this idea that romance is always more important than friendship, you can give up everything and everyone for romance, but friends should step aside. Sometimes friendship is more important, more satisfying, more nurtering.

It is painful to see Bucky being completely loyal to Steve, and Steve randomly not returning that. We know why he got this ending (besides a big fat ass message of "they're not gay, guys!". It's because Steve can only be happy with a romantic ending, because most movies end that way. The guy gets the girl.

A stupid and lame decision and easily the most uninteresting way out. No wonder so many people dislike it, it doesn't feel real or realistic with what we've seen them be before.

I refuse this!

It makes me so sad that Bucky’s therapist calls him out on not having friends. He has Sam, but he’s not taking his calls and… are they really friends, you know. Yeah, we’ve seen them being a little bit closer in the latest two movies but according to the trailers, they don’t consider themselves to be friends. Who was Bucky’s best friend? Steve. What did Steve decide to do? Go back in time and live out his imagined happy ending. Leaving Bucky behind. You know, I started this rant saying it makes me sad but it mostly makes me angry. Steve is one of my favourite characters. But the choice he made in Endgame makes no sense to me. He decided to leave Bucky behind, to pursue a life with someone he might have had a future with before he crashed into the ice. 

He left Bucky. Bucky, who was his best friend. Bucky who followed the skinny kid from Brooklyn, not Captain America, into battle. Bucky who “died” while helping Steve. Bucky who then spent over 70 years being manipulated and brainwashed into a murderer. Bucky who broke free from that when he recognised Steve. Bucky who joined Steve again to help him fight, even though he’d found some peace in Wakanda. Bucky who feels guilt over what he did while he was brainwashed. Bucky who wakes up in the middle of the night because he has nightmares about what he did. 

And now he’s lost his best friend, his “brother”, because Steve decided that his own happiness was more important. Instead of moving on and being there for Bucky. Instead of being there for his best friend, who has dropped everything to help Steve several times. Often at the cost of his own wellbeing. 

It just sucks that Bucky has to go through all of this. He doesn’t even want Sam to use the nickname Steve had for him. And while it’s most likely played for laughs, I can’t help but feel that there is actually more to it than that. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bucky feels abandoned and that’s one of the reasons he won’t let anyone in. Because what’s the point? If Steve gave up on him left him, why wouldn’t everyone else do that too? 

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Hi! Hope you’re having a wonderful day u deserve it after feeding us all this Stans content! I wanted to rq a little smutty fic where Reader was Fords assistant/friend pre portal and after stays with Stanley to help fix it. They start to slowly fall for each other and eventually confessions and smut ensue! Tysm!

A/n: 10 outa 10... I love it.

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It was an agonizing site, seeing your boss and best friend just vanish before your eyes. It felt even worse when you heard his brother's anguished cries banging on the portal.

Gritting your teeth, you knew it wasn't his fault. You couldn't blame Stan. Quickly brushing your stray tears away, you grasped Stan's arm tugging him away from the down portal. "Come on...I need to clean out that burn before it get's infected."

He didn't protest, he didn't have the will to even try and push you away.

Sitting on the edge of the toilet seat, Stan hissed as you gently cleaned the burn wound on his back, he couldn't even look you in eyes. "So much for a first impression." He gave you a weak smile then adverted his gaze. "I'm sorry."

"You don't have to apologize Stan"

Stan parted his lips, then quickly closed them his nails digging into his palm. "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Week's turned into month's as you and Stanley tried your best to fix the portal though you knew what was wrong, why it wouldn't work. Finding the man asleep on the ground clutching one of the journal your heart clenched at the sight. Taking a breath you woke him then helped him to his feet. "Let's get you to a real bed Stanley."

It wasn't that difficult, you've dealt with worse when you helped Ford. Helping him into the bed, you were about to leave until he snatched your wrist.

"Please....stay."

"Okay." Sitting next to him on the bed, you weren't quite sure what happened. One moment you two were talking and then he was kissing you. Everything was screaming at you to push him off of you, slap him, run away because weren't you waiting to confess to Ford?

But then why did it feel good to kiss him...why did it feel right?

Ford didn't occupy your dreams anymore, Stan did.

Stan was the one that made you laugh, that did his best to keep your spirit up when his was so low. He'd alway's try to reassure you, that he'd make it right.

No you wanted this...you wanted Stan and he wanted you.

Melting into the kiss, you felt his hand move to your hip pushing you down on the bed. Your shirt was the first thing to go, followed by your skirt. You couldn't help but be nervous under Stan's stare.

His hands gliding across your body, mapping out your curves as he finally slipped his hands into your own giving them a squeeze. "Beautiful."

You don't know when he gotten naked and you honestly didn't care.

Stanley's heart raced with unbridled desire as he drank in the tantalizing sight of you, body thrumming with anticipation. He couldn't believe this was happening to him, how could he be this lucky to have someone as wonderful as you want a loser like him?

He then captured your lips in another searing, possessive kiss as he positioned himself between your welcoming legs.

"Thank you," he rasped, voice thick with lust, nerves as he gave your hand another squeeze.

Bracing himself above you, he guided his throbbing length to your slick, receptive entrance. With a firm, deliberate thrust, he sheathed himself inside your silken heat, eliciting a strangled moan from both of them.

Hips rolling in a steady, punishing rhythm, Stan lavished your neck and chest with biting kisses and nips. His hands still holding yours as he did his best to savor this moment.

Lost in the throes of ecstasy, Stan focused solely on bringing his lover the utmost pleasure. His world narrowed to the feel of your body writhing beneath his, the sounds of your mingled cries of rapture, and the overwhelming need to make this moment last.

His face nuzzling into your neck as he gave you praise after praise. The stubble tickling you, his hair framing his face. You couldn't look away, not when he looked so good, he was looking down at you with so much care...so much love.

Though it was a particular hard thrust from Stan that had you seeing stars, his name torn from your throat as your leg wrapped tightly around his hips.

Stan let out a guttural groan as your walls clamped down around him, your body trembling with the force of your climax. The sensation was pure, unadulterated bliss, sending shockwaves of pleasure radiating through his every nerve.

"That's it" he rasped, his hips continuing their relentless rhythm. God he was so close.

He watched, utterly enthralled, as you came undone beneath him - your gorgeous features twisted in ecstasy, your body writhing and shuddering with the force of your release.

"Fuck, you're so goddamn beautiful," Stan growled, he could feel the familiar coil of heat building in the pit of his stomach, his own release fast approaching.

With a few more desperate, piston-like thrusts, Stan found his own climax crashing over him in powerful waves. His vision went white as his body tensed, every muscle straining as he spilled himself deep inside your quivering heat.

He collapsed on top of your, his chest heaving as he tried to catch his breath.

Pressing his forehead against yours, Stan gazed down at you, his eyes shining with adoration and reverence. "You're incredible, you know that?" he murmured, a roguish grin tugging at the corners of his mouth until he nuzzled his face into your neck as his own body shook. "I think I love you."

Letting out a tired laugh, you ran your fingers through his hair. "I think I love you too....Stanley Pines."

[misteria247]

How do you feel about Stanley?

*vibrating in place*

Oh Anon I feel a lot of things-

I love this goofball! His character is literally incredibly well written with just the right amount of flaws and uniqueness that makes me wanna scream and chew drywall. Like-

Stanley is an ass sometimes. But he's also incredibly sweet. He's a bit oblivious to others emotional reactions to situations but he tries his best. He's a conman and scammer, but he's also kind in his own weird way. He likes money but he loves his family more. He sees himself as an ordinary man who's not great, but he's actually one of the most selfless people deep down.

He's a hero as much as he is a little shit. Stanley Pines is a walking contradiction in every sense of the word but it makes him so stupidly fascinating and interesting! He's one of my favorite characters to study and analyze and I always seem to be learning something new about him with each rabbit hole deep dive. Stan's got depth for miles and miles and I'm an absolute slut for that kind of thing.

That and lowkey I'd marry that stupid loser, got a big, fat crush on him lmaoooo-

[punkeropercyjackson]

The superiority complex y'all have over Percabeth........You're stanning a boy and a girl who met they were 12 where the girl hated the boy for petty reasons that had to do with her literal nepotism and he does his best to mind his bussiness but she keeps pursuing him no matter how much distress it causes him because 'she is never going to make things easier for him' and everybody kept teasing them about ending up togethet even back when they hated eachother based on them BEING a boy and a girl because 'if a girl tries to kill you,she's definitely into you' and calling it peak m/f writing and raised standards.Y'all's fault oreo supposedly 'afrolatino' Percy got popular too instead book accurate actual black man Percy and i know y'all write him like that because no black man would date book accurate Annabeth and Annabeth is comphet butch lesbian-coded but admitting that would force y'all to also admit Percy isn't bisexual-coded but transfem-coded and that would ruin your precious lil fantasies of poser punk Percy worshipping Luke and gods as he hates Rachel as if he didn't say himself in his narration he loves her because she's Annabeth's opposite but Y'ALL would never an autistic woman so that's why Perachel hurts y'all.Annabeth's not actually liking of Percy either considering all the compliants she does of him being himself as he's a no masking game autistic yet adores Piper for the same reasons including the autism so once again:Comphet lesbian!!Loser asses shippin' the worst canon Percyverse couple and thinkin' they hot shit for it.Your friends bullyin' you is flirting actually!!!Please i'm too black for this,can somebody come collect their Leah harrassers

[mrs-stans]

Donald Trump might make the Oscar cut – but with Sebastian Stan playing him

TORONTO — In the Donald Trump biopic “The Apprentice,” famed New York lawyer Roy Cohn lays out three important rules to Trump, his young disciple: “Attack, attack, attack” is the first; “Admit nothing, deny everything” is the second; and “No matter what, claim victory and never admit defeat” is last.

For anybody who’s watched cable news in, oh, the last decade, that all seems pretty familiar. Trump became a cultural figure, first in business and then on NBC's competition show "The Apprentice" before taking the Oval Office. The controversial new movie charts the future 45th president’s rise in the 1970s and ‘80s, but includes echoes of his political era throughout. (“Make America Great Again” even makes an appearance.)

The Oscars also have rules, though it’s an unwritten one that comes to bear here: Play a real-life figure and you’ve got a decent shot at a nomination. Which is a boon for “Apprentice” stars Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong, who give outstanding performances as Trump and Cohn, respectively.

“The Apprentice” (in theaters Oct. 11), which had a surprise screening at the Toronto International Film Festival Thursday, starts with a young Trump working for his father Fred's real estate company. Donald dreams of opening a luxury hotel in Manhattan, but starts out going door to door collecting rent. He meets Cohn, who first helps the Trumps in court and then becomes a mentor to young Donald, who listens intently as Roy rails about civil rights, makes hateful remarks and says leftists are worse than Nazis.

Trump takes to heart Cohn’s advice ― there are only two kinds people in the world, “killers and losers” ― his hotel business takes off and turns him into a Manhattan power player. There’s a turn, however, and the movie focuses on how Donald’s confidence and cruelty takes hold. He cheats on wife Ivana (Maria Bakalova), rapes her in one of the film's most disturbing sequences, and shuns Cohn after he becomes sick and eventually dies from AIDS.

The most fascinating aspect of “Apprentice” is watching its leads change their characters and body language to drive home that cinematic shift. Stan starts out playing Trump as an awkward, lonely sort before taking on more of the mannerisms that we’ve seen on our national political stage in recent years. (Even though he doesn’t quite look like Trump, the voice and inflections are spot on.) Strong is initially a scary and discomforting presence before gradually turning more sympathetic as his disease sets in and Trump worries he’ll get sick just being around his former friend.

Granted, it’s not normal for a biopic about a presidential candidate, and a high-profile film-festival one at that, to arrive less than a month before the election. It likely won’t sway voters either way, whether they see Trump as monarch or monster, and Trump’s more likely to threaten legal action than show up to the Oscars. But the movie’s worth paying attention to because of its powerful acting, from Stan, Strong and Bakalova. (In a packed best-actor lineup, one of Stan’s biggest rivals will be himself, since he’s also phenomenal in this month's “A Different Man.”)

One of the best scenes, in which Trump and an ailing Cohn let each other have it with all the venom they can muster, wraps up a lot of the core themes in a movie filled with meta commentary. Trump’s screwed over Cohn, and the lawyer tells him “you were a loser then and you’re still a loser” and that he’s “lost the last traces of decency you had.”

“What can I say, Roy,” Trump snarls. “I learned from the best.”

[pruneunfair]

My feelings on: part 8, Tears on a withered flower: the most annoying fandom to date so far.

I ask if this one was really that great since I've been seeing it all over the place on tiktok and Instagram and reading it myself, I can see why it would garner an audience because it's another "working woman finds a better man after her loser ex cheats on her with a stupid damsel girl" type story. It's kinda good but in my opinion: it's not THAT good but there is only 23 chapters I read so far so I'll let it marinate before I actually start going after it for the plot.

What I really wanna talk about is the fanbase of tears on a withered flower because while the manhwa community does have a problem with internalized misogyny this specific fanbase takes the cake.

I don't like saying the term "glazing" but it's the only way to accurately describe the way they treat the FL Na Haesoo because they are absolutely feral. First off, I've seen them lose their shit over other fans simply saying "I think that this female character has a prettier design then Hae soo." And these stans reply with the most immature and even down right laughable comebacks. I took some screenshot of a tears of the wither flower slide show to give you an idea.

"Hae soon is the main character for a reason."

Who's gonna tell them that protagonists can be written poorly?

Trust me, I'm sure no one's jealous of a fictional character.

Okay the context basically was that Hae soos coworker was just being real with her based on what she knows about Hae soos life and apparently fans took that as her being jealous and when people who actually read the god damn plot and use their critical thinking to point this out, the stans basically go "nuh uh" and continue to scream even louder. Personally when I read that chapter i took it as brutal honesty, from her perspective Tae Ha was hitting on a married woman and the two barely knew eachother. A little harsh but she's not jealous of Hae soo 😭 like we barely know this girl!

I think the most complained about aspect of tears on a withered flower is the anatomy, specifically the anatomy of all the characters your supposed to really like/care about.

I don't mind that Hae Soo is built like that cause while her anatomy definitely is unrealistic it's also a cartoon comic and cartoons have lots of bizarre forms of anatomy that don't always need to be accurate. With that said I don't find it a coincidence that the FL who is the most fleshed out and only grown woman who isn't meant to be disliked or made fun of is a tsunade cup sized babe with big thighs, a tiny waist, a nice butt, and a baby face.

Yeah I'll say it: Hae soo is another example of authors wanting to make a non conventionally attractive woman since she's supposed to be older (like 33) who is also overworked so she doesn't take care of herself but in the end they didn't have the balls to actually go through with it so they not only gave Hae soo an amazing figure and hair but they also gave her a clear face, tiny lips and barely noticeable eye bags which I still can't tell if they're even eye bags or just her eyelashes.

When anyone even dares to point out that Hae Soo's design is weirdly propionate compared to the other female characters you get hid with the "Your just jealous that you can't have a man like Tae Ha!!"

look i don't mind disproportionate anatomy in cartoon comics but if you give me character designs with more accurate proportions, I'm going to choose the latter for prettier looking designs.

Another thing about this manhwa was the dialog. I like it at times because it can be so poetic.. and then they just throw in some comically evil sentences for the villains that most sane people would not make the public aware of in a modern day setting. It's not something that really annoys me I just thought it was fun to laugh at every now and again while reading.

conclusion: I think the best way to describe tears on a withered flowers fanbase is kinda like how Netflix treats Bigmouth. No, TOTWF is definitely no where near levels of uncomfortable as Bigmouth but it's in the way that it really isn't as good as everyone claims, it's okay at first and then it got old and some people started opening up that the thought Bigmouth was garbage only for a bunch of stans to barge in with "You just don't get it!!" People won't let it go, they keep insisting it's the best piece of work to exist and anyone who doesn't like it is a jealous loser.

[fromtheseventhhell]

“Arya’s proxy to power in the North is an abuse victim!”

Don’t let Sansa stans know that Sansa’s proxy to any power is the murder of an eight year old and the plans and resources of Littlefinger. The man who forced Jeyne to work in his brothel and sold her off to the Boltons in the first place

Any victory or queenship Sansa has in the North using the Vale’s money, power, and resources are co-signed by Baelish. But I’m willing to bet these losers wouldn’t consider that dismissive of Jeyne’s experiences

And if we want to go one step further, we could ask WHY Littlefinger sold Jeyne to the Boltons in the first place when everyone involved knows she’s actually a steward’s daughter, if his grand plan is to make Sansa Queen in the North? But that would be an inconvenient truth for the lemoncakes and their delusions about Sansa’s 100% morally righteous pathway to becoming Qween 😁

All of this...the goalpost is forever being moved by them. The fake activism they invent kills me and it's so obvious they only bring it up to police our discussions; they can't stand to see people acknowledge Arya's importance to the Northern plot, so they came up with the "trying to make Jeyne's pain about Arya" accusation. If they actually cared about Jeyne they wouldn't be using her as a prop against stans/discussions they don't like.

What's funny is that they invent these moral guidelines when all it does is make them look worse. Cause if it's wrong to point out that Jeyne is posing as Arya, the entire point of her marrying Ramsay, how is it okay to write meta about Sansa benefiting from the poisoning of a disabled child (one orphaned by LF's plotting no less)🤔? They never want to touch those moral implications though...at best they're sticking their heads in the sand and pretending Sansa has no idea, at worst they're writing meta about SW being an abuser :/. It's just hilarious that they swear we can't see how hypocritical they're being. That's why their metas make no sense, they don't have any cohesive logic 😭

[ironnumber1fanboy]

How Childes trial made no sense and forced him into being a plot device(From a Childe nr1 stan)

As my goats(Iron) fan, i have to yap just like her I want to start off by saying that seeing the 4.0 trailer i was the happiest man to have ever lived, seeing Childe being involved and finally seeing him since 2.2 However, this all came crashing down at the end of 4.0-4.2. If this gets any positive reception ill yap about the whole fontaine plot and why its so bad in relation to Childe. THE COURT TRIAL

As we can see in the entire conversation, Childe is very well aware of how the court rules go beforehand, yet he only asks to challenge Clorinde in the middle of the trial. Childe is not a dumb idiot, he obviously would have asked her to duel in character.

You might say he wanted to participate in the trial and clear his name but we know thats not what happens. In fact, Childe doesnt listen to Neuvilette, doesnt care about the incident he is accused of and just challenges Furina and Clorinde to spar. But it doesnt stop there. No you see, the second and the biggest problem is the verdict at the end

Guilty Foxtaru(look at this cute loser)

There are SO many problems but lets go over them one by one 1)Neuvilette even at the end of goddamn 4.2 has no answers!

Something that Mihoyo has an issue with definetely is apparent in Childes character-and thats setting up lore that you dont fulfill or leave ambiguous.Even after us as players waited 2 whole patches for an answer- we didnt get one and we CANT get one cause Focalor is dead.

2) and 3)Neuvilettes hypotheticals that he makes at the end

2)Focalor isnt dumb to just make the first call so i wont even bother elaborating why that assumption Neuv made cant be right 3)Is the juicy one, but also with more plotholes. Let me elaborate

-It makes no sense Focalor would somehow know Childe is gonna fight the whale(especially for that long) in the first place, at best its a guessing game

-Childes connection to the whale is something she shouldnt have any knowledge on

-Her being able to foresee all that, yet Celestia or Verdafonyr or hell even Skirk were NOT able to see/know him fighting the Narvhal in fontaine and changing Fontaines destiny. If Focalor had such level of insight and power that scales above all these characters, there would be no need for a diversion

Closing thoughts I hope i explained well why the trial never made any sense- From Childe acting out of character to Focalor being omniscient and knowing more than Celestia,Visionary and Skirk about Childe. It was merely just writers not knowing how to write him being in the Fortress and meeting the whale.

[warpedpuppeteer]

I ask where? Are these scenes not on my tv? Also blaming buck for the date? REALYYYYYYY

Hi there! Thanks for sending this ask. The only explanation I have is that they're all mass hallucinating. Suffering some kind of delusional disease. Let's pray for their health 🙏🏽 Also, hope you don't mind but I'm about to rip these losers a new one.

He was so kind when he left Buck on their first date just because Buck was still new to queer dating and said something stupid in a panic which btw shouldn't have even offended him because he KNEW Buck was new to this.

He was so perceptive when he made the lame ass kink joke when Buck had been worried about his father figure DYING and shared a bit of his trauma with him.

He was so considerate when he took into account how excited and stressed Buck was about Chim's bachelor party and decided to *check notes* not to dress up because *squints at smudged writing* he was on duty even though he still could have made some kind of effort.

"Man looks intimidating" meanwhile him 🗿. He looks dumb as rocks. That's an insult to rocks. Rocks have personality.

"He's huge" yeah a huge waste of time.

Again, these weirdos have twisted Buck's character into some kind of damsel in distress and the other one as his white stale bread knight. Also reeks of heteronormative nonsense.

BUCK is huge and capable and gentle! Stop stealing other character's traits just to paste it onto your white bland plot device character!

"Always making sure Buck meets him halfway" oh you mean like the time he kissed Buck without asking first? Or the time he didn't tell Buck he was leaving until his uber came and didn't even have the decency to order one for Buck?

"giving him assurance" oh you mean like the time he said enjoy it while it lasts when Buck was happy about something?

Should I go on because I can and will dismantle every single delusional thought these mfs have.

Next.

You know what's not healthy for the beginning of a relationship? Walking out of your first date because your newly queer partner didn't want to come out of the closet to their best friend (and not to mention the best friend's gf was there).

You can be upset if you already expected your partner to be open about their queerness but Buck didn't say jack shit to him. He just wanted to try going out because he was attracted to him! Thumbtack didn't't say jack shit to Buck either.

As an older queer person, he should be more than aware that coming out to people you love can be terrifying! Even if they are good people. Sure you can expect to date someone who's only out but how tf was Buck supposed to know that when this is literally their first date?! Also this mf was so deep in the closet when he was working he had a fake girlfriend and everything so this is really fucking rich coming from him. Like, the audacity?

And not to mention he didn't say anything and just walked out, letting Buck chase after him in confusion and then left him on the sidewalk letting Buck feel BAD FOR NOT COMING OUT. You know how fucking insane that is??! So get the fuck out of my face with this nonsense.

I'm absolutely convinced Trolldemort stans are the kind of people who would absolutely create or join a racist, homophobic, misogynistic cult. Same creepy vibes.

[cwcthzl]

losers, bored out their minds, playing spin the bottle in high school and telling each other to do random things. they drank a bit from bev's aunt' stash, because what were they supposed to do? they were teenagers for fucks sake.

of course it resulted with ridiculous acts like mike telling eddie to tickle ben until he cries from laughter, richie telling eddie to dress up whatever bev hands to him and do a cat walk, stan telling mike to do a backflip. all kinds of things that's gonna make them die of laughter, and get them to have a good time.

stan and richie was arguing about something as usual when bill was tap dancing (it was ben's idea) (bev thought she was gonna die from laughing), and richie was being the annoying shit he is as usual.

"oh honey don't be such a pissy-pants! here let me give you a kissie to ease up your nerves," richie puckered his lips over-exaggeratedly, batting his eyelashes and leaning in with his hands together like it's some cheesy cartoon. stan shoved his face with his palm before rolling his eyes. his pupils felt heavy to him, "oh my fucking god."

bev turned to them after bill went to have a cup of water, wiping the tears of laughter as the rest of them returned to their spots to go for another round. eddie was telling mike and ben about the news he had seen someone breaking both of their hips by tap dancing and they were laughing.

"get a fucking room, jesus," bev said to stan and richie as richie was still throwing himself on stan while making kissing noises and stan was actively trying to prevent it by pushing him by his shoulders. "i'd rather die, thanks."

richie gasped mockingly, "little sir! don't get your mouth dirty with words like that!"

stan rolled his eyes once again as bev and others laughed at richie's servant mimicking, bill joining them on the circle. bev motioned bill to spin the bottle, and bill obliged. bottle turned and turned, until it landed on bev and stan. stan looked at her, waiting to hear the dumbest shit in the world and trying to accept his destiny. bev was smirking like she had the best idea in the world and it didn't help stan's case at all.

"what would you rather die than do?"

oh no.

following words were almost pointless since stan got the idea when bev asked him the question first. but bev continued and told stan to full on make out with richie, and when stan turned his eyes to richie he found him... nervous rather than cocky. it was just for a few seconds though, because when they locked eyes richie wore his shit eating grin like never before.

"it's not like t-they didn't do it before." bill said, "give him something harder."

he was right. it wasn't like they've never done it before. they all knew richie and stan kissed in elementary when richie wanted to confirm if he was gay or not, and since then they kissed one more time when richie got drunk and kissed him on the lips, so it was a running joke at this point.

but bev insisted. "let the guy get eased up, big boy."

"hope richie doesn't cum in his pants since he didn't get dick in forever," eddie yucked.

richie ran a hand through his hair and looked away like it was sappy movie scene. "not everyone get to taste a piece of this, amigo..."

"not the spanish," mike said. ben laughed.

richie didn't give them any mind and returned to stan, smirking.

"so, stan the man? wanna show these sweet ladies some real action?"

"shut up before i cut your vocal cords instead."

"getting to kinks before the kiss? jeez, buy me dinner first."

"whatever," stan waved his hand in the air like 'let's get this over with.' he placed his hand on richie's neck and then turned to bev, he missed how richie's eyes shifted to his hand on his neck and how his ears turned pink but richie was glad he did. "what do we have to do exactly?"

"thirty seconds make out," bev shook his finger in the air like she was warning them. "no cumming in pants."

"gonna be hard," richie smirked. "like m-"

stan didn't let him have another word before he pressed his lips to richie's, making him shush on the spot while bev clapped in the background and cheered.

stan felt richie suck in a breath, so he used the chance to tilt his head to the right to get a better angle. he moved his lips slowly like he was making sure it was okay, and richie was doing his best to do the same but it was clear he wanted more. richie put a hand on his cheek as the kiss progressed. they made out, and when bev clapped to signal the time was over, stan pulled away and removed his hand from richie's neck. richie's hand fell in response, but he couldn't bring himself to say anything as he tried to stabilize his breathing with his red face.

"what kind of bromance is this, what the fuck?" eddie spoke up first. "like accepting to carry the other's germs for like two weeks or something i don't reme-"

bill rubbed his eyes. "o-one that needs a room."

stan flipped him off before grabbing the bottle and spinning it and they continued playing without another word after that. richie went to get another drink and didn't talk much the remaining night but losers knew richie got sleepy when he was tipsy, so they didn't pay him any mind.

the truth was richie couldn't think about anything other than stan's lips against his and how this time it felt different than the other times, how stan nibbled his bottom lip and how his thumb drew circles near his jaw as he stole his breath.

richie wondered how much it would cost him to convince bev to challenge stan to kiss him again before passing out on the sofa.

[seecarrun]

“Hey guys, did you know Bev and I are dating?”

Bev rolls her eyes and ruffles Richie’s hair as he laughs spiritedly. “In your dreams, funny boy,” she quips.

Ben smiles softly in amusement. “Man, wish you would have told me before I proposed.” Bev rolls her eyes and kisses his forehead.

“DeuxMoi doesn’t know what it’s talking about, Babe,” she promises him. ��Frankly, I’m insulted they think I would stoop that low.”

“Ouch, Ringwald. Ouch,” Richie says with a pout. “What happened to ‘you grow into your looks’?”

“You did,” she laughs. “Doesn’t mean I like ‘em.”

Richie clutches his heart and pretends to faint, to the group’s amusement.

Everyone’s amusement, save for one…

“It isn’t funny,” Eddie grumbles, crossing his arms stiffly across his chest. “You’re gay, you came out, it’s—it’s fucking homophobic to ignore it and act like it’s some publicity stunt or whatever the fuck they’ve been saying! It’s shitty.” He turns to the other Losers and glares. “And you’re all shitty for laughing.”

“Yeah, you are shitty!” Richie agrees, pointing aggressively at all the guys. “Real friends would walk around LA with me, getting papped and accused of being my gay lover! Bev is my only bro.”

Bev puffs out her chest in pride and high fives Richie, sticking her tongue out at the others, who roll their eyes, goodnaturedly.

“Bev’s the only one of us without enough self-respect to be worried about being seen with you,” Stan sighs. “No offense, Bev.”

“None taken, it’s true,” she laughs with a sigh, as Richie flips Stan the finger.

Suddenly, Eddie slams his hands onto the arm rests of his chair and shoots to his feet, his face red in what they can all guess is either anger or embarrassment. “Fuck you, let’s do this,” he snaps. Richie’s eyes widen.

“W-what?”

“You and me, dinner at a nice restaurant, hand holding at the park. Get your fucking coat.”

“What?!” Richie cries again, looking a little frantic. Behind Eddie’s back, the others, heroically holding in there giddy excitement, share wide-eyed and excited looks.

Richie’s pulled out the door by Eddie before he’s even able to grab his coat, the Losers giving him thumbs up and making kissy faces as the door shuts behind him.

“Jealous Eddie is the best,” Mike says with a grin.

They can’t wait to see what the tabloids will be saying tomorrow.

[11x13kyle]

have any stupid style headcanons?

oh SO many dude you have no idea

stan will wear the stupidest outfits of all time, go around with his hair unkempt and greasy, have the worst eyebags you’ve ever seen, and kyle will look at him like god…….isn’t he just so dreamy???

they alternate between who cooks and who cleans but by god is stan ALWAYS doing repairs. it’s not just because kyle is lazy (that’s part of it) or that he doesn’t want to get dirty and sweaty (that too) but it’s also that kyle simply has no idea what he’s doing. one time he feels emasculated by the fact that he just sits there while stan does the repairs so he tries to help but he does it so poorly that stan gets pissed and tells him to just let him do it himself, which makes kyle all huffy

stan is in kyle’s phone as “Stan Marsh” and people think he’s a total freak for it. he justifies it by explaining that everyone in his phone is first name last name, even his parents, but that just makes it even more offputting

on that topic, they don’t really do pet names besides the occasionally baby or honey once in a while when they feel really affectionate or the other is in a kind of pathetic state. they mostly call each other by their names or like dude or man. sometimes kyle uses “stanley” as a kind of pet name but he also calls him stanley when he’s really really mad so it’s a bit hard to tell sometimes!

stan gets more jealous than kyle because for all of kyle’s insecurities, he knows stan isn’t going to leave him for some rando. stan also knows this at his core but it doesn’t stop him from getting unbelievably mad when another guy has the audacity to flirt with kyle. he doesn’t even try to hide it either. this isn’t an issue for kyle it makes him twirl his hair and kick his feet almost every time (the only reason for the almost is the times where it’s inconvenient so then it’s just irritating)

stan tries to be a good shiksa boyfriend and participate during jewish holidays, which kyle finds sweet, but he gets SO embarrassed when stan is reading a prayer in front of his parents because his pronunciation is just the worst and it’s basically incomprehensible. he doesn’t blame him, it’s just so so painful and kyle stands there like 😀 the whole time

when they were like 11-15 years old one of their most important intricate rituals was competing over height. kyle was taller than stan for most of those years but there were two occasions where stan outgrew him, and on the second occasion it was permanent because kyle definitely stopped growing by like 14. it was also intensified by the fact that stan was bigger and stronger than kyle, who isn’t exactly weak or anything it’s just. comparatively. the first time kyle notices this he has to fight so hard to pretend like it isn’t making him swoon because having a crush on his best friend is so humiliating.

stan is a vegetarian when he’s an adult but he goes through a two year vegan phase in his early 20s and whenever kyle eats meat he gives him these sad puppy dog eyes about it, which doesn’t actually change kyle’s dietary habits and really just serves to annoy him

stan enjoys working out as a kind of catharsis, mostly like lifting weights and hiking (which has the added benefit of being in nature and giving him the chance to see cool animals) and kyle hates doing this stuff so bad but sometimes he’ll tag along because stan likes it so much that he wants to support him. every time he joins stan on a hike he feels like he’s about to die and it makes him feel like a huge loser because like how is he struggling more with this than his boyfriend who is literally asthmatic. it’s not that kyle hates anything athletic it’s just that what he considers a tolerable form of working out is COMPLETELY different to what stan likes

kyle makes a point to be extremely aware of what’s going on in the world, be it politics, pop culture, or niche internet drama. stan doesn’t give a shit even a little bit. a lot of the time when kyle complains about something some extremely famous person did stan will go “is that a coworker of yours?” and kyle is like ?????no. when kyle explains hyperspecific discourse stan will nod along and smile at him because he doesn’t understand a single word he’s saying but he loves hearing kyle talk

they both like watching football to a certain extent but stan is the only one who actually is invested. kyle only cares if the broncos are close to or actively winning the super bowl, and even then it’s nowhere near as serious as stan takes it. kyle will try to proposition stan in the middle of an important play and stan will move his hands away and go “can’t. i’m watching.” which makes kyle get SO offended

kyle facebook stalks their old classmates and stan thinks this is the actual stupidest past time in the world. every time he does this stan goes “hey dude, have you been outside today? wanna go on a walk?” and kyle says something like “did you see that clyde got divorced again?” and stan goes “kyle, i literally doesn’t care at—wait, really?”

kyle is really controlling of the decor for their house once the two are like actual adults with real jobs. he wants their house to be neat and mostly minimalist and reflect their maturity (save for some photos and cute little tchotchkes) which conflicts with stan’s desire to fill their living space with anything and everything. stan will bring home some shit like a sexy leg lamp or a 6 foot framed and signed poster of john elway and go “living room?” and kyle will screech “NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT GET THAT OUT OF HERE.”

the decor issue is a trauma response to when the two of them shared an apartment with kenny for like 4 years and stan and kenny were allowed creative control, which meant some of the dumbest dude decor ever. it was acceptable at like 22 but by the time they’re 26 kyle is practically begging them to stop

whenever stan and kyle get into a big argument they use comparing each other to randy or sheila to be particularly nasty but they use comparing each other to cartman as like an ultimate trump card. it eventually gets banned because it’s too powerful and that’s not really fair!

[corporatefrog]

꒦‧₊ ꒷ headcannons: team stan with a careless friend✧.*

✧.* tags: college au

✧.* Characters: kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, stan marsh, eric cartman, butters stotch

a/n: I usually don't add cartman to these things bc he stinks+loser+annoying+suckmydick but I know he'd take advantage of someone who hod so sense of mortality so he gets a pass this time ig.

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Kenny

He mistakes the carelessness for spontaneity and immediately assigns you as his go to “lets do something stupid I just thought of” partner

He’s a “try everything once” kind of guy so it’s perfect that you have no sense of self preservation

“Kenny stand on the other side of the field, I wanna see how far I can throw my phone.”

“Okay.”

You both infuriate stan to no end

#annoyingduo in the best way possible 

Do NOT put the two of you in the same room at a party

All of a sudden there’s a 15 person game of just dance happening but there’s no screen?? You’re all just doing moves you saw on just dance

Everyday is a new adventure

Kenny probably has an eye out for you though

He can die doing something stupid and be back the next day but you on the other hand are not 

Gotta keep his partner in crime alive! There’s a bunch of other things on his “before I die (for real)” bucket list that you still need to mark off

Kyle

You just get caught up in the moment! You have such a wonder for life!

Kyle doesn’t get it sometimes seeing as he tries to view everything logically. 

He’s more like a babysitter when you both go somewhere

“You did not just spend $300 on knock off jordans from a random man on the street corner.”

“I did and they’re the comfiest shoes I’ve ever worn. He told me they’ll cure my posture problems.”

“Do you just believe anything someone tells you?”

“Coming from someone who almost cried when I didn’t use his Candy Crush referral code so he could get more lives, that’s really rich.”

Okay so he gets swept up in trends sometimes. At least he understands his own mortality!

After the third time you try to learn how to do a backflip and fail miserably, he has to leave the room to keep from screaming 

keeps a mental count of the things you do every day that should kill you

the current record is 14

Stan

He doesn’t understand how you can just go through your day without a care

Are you not afraid of dying? That’s like 32% of his thoughts during the day

“Fuck I dropped my credit card down the drain. Stan, hold my ankles while I reach down to grab it.”

“I can literally see the used heroin needles down there.”

“Okay and??? Not my fault the city doesn’t have a safe use zone, I need that card!” 

One time you guys were leaving a store and the alarm went off 

Stan turned to ask you if you got the security tags removed but you we’re already sprinting halfway across the mall

Not because you stole anything, but because you saw jimmy, clyde, and tolkien walking out of a store and wanted to say hi

And then you spent the rest of the day being lectured by an underpaid paul blart wannabe

Stan was freaking out because he thought you would get arrested for causing a scene or something (they find any reason to arrest someone in south park) 

But all you did was laugh in that light hearted, careless way you always do

Cartman

Bro will manipulate your carelessness for all its worth

You are now the second person he calls when he has some stupid plot that needs someone who doesn’t understand the concept of death

If kenny’s busy, you’re on speed dial

Honestly, you’re probably the first call because you’ll do something stupid without needing to be paid! 

Free labor!

Wanna work at dicknbaus hot dogs for 14 hours with no pay? It’s free hotdogs! You’re in! 

Hes an exploitative motherfucker 

Thats all im here to say about it

butters 

You’re going to give him a heart attack

One time you purposely kicked a medicine ball to see how far it would go and broke your foot

And he was more worried about your foot than you were!

“Oh jesus, can you move it?”

“Um… no I don’t think so. Lemme take off my sock”

“AH ITS PURPLE!”

“Oh damn, you’re right. That’s a nice shade though, I was thinking of painting my room that color!”

“NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS”

Unlike kyle, he can’t force himself to ignore your careless nature

He’s always worrying about you 

He’ll suggest you both go to first aid classes or cpr training whenever you hang out “just for fun!”

but really he needs to know that you at least have some first aid knowledge if you're going to keep running around like death is a social construct

[mrs-monaghan]

https://twitter.com/parkordie/status/1714224017907839040

Nah cuz these drags won't work for Jimin lol

First of all, JIMIN is literally a unisex name which is especially given for baby girls in SK. So there's no need to add anything to make it more girly lmao. His name is commonly used by girls anyway.. we have many girl idols named Jimin but uses stage names because JIMIN is owned by mimi 🤷‍♀️

Second, people really think saying he looks like a woman is offensive ? The same person who asked 'what the heck is men ?', Regularly wears women clothing, drew a bigender tattoo on himself, thinks he looks beautiful when dressed as a girl, calls himself pretty, pretite and delicate, chose modern dance and ballet as his major which are not commonly done by men and is frowned upon in SK, repeated he's NOT manly multiple times in a single interview, likes to keep his body dainty, want to make his booty even bigger, used a woman as his reflection and is VERY fluid with his gender identity representation 🙄🙄 More than anyone else Jimin knows his feminine side and fucking embrace it proudly

If him, his dad and mom, his partner, his members, his freinds and his stans doesn't have a single problem with him not being the usual 'manly' guy then who tf have a problem with how he carries himself ?

The way it's mostly JK solos trying to drag him for this.. are they worried whether he'll steal their man or what 👀👀 or that their 'straight' man won't be able to resist a pretty Jimin around ? Is JK that weak for pretty dainty boys shaz ? 🤔

While reading your ask it took me back to this moment

(Thanks @sarah2711)

RM literally short circuited 🤣😂😂😂 I can't with this clip coz RM takes me out every single time. 😆😆😆😆😆 Dead.

(Me digressing in 1....2.....)

I am surprised that JK doesn't seem to be simping here considering the fact that Jimin was super pissed during this bomb

coz JK wanted him to be in that snow white costume so badly.

Analysis no one asked for in 1....2....

Okay so Jhope says loser will have to dress up as snow white. If you look at Jimin's face, he is not happy

But the best part for me is how JK is looking right at him 🤭🤭

Yes... so are RM and Jhope but there is a reason I'm highlighting JK 😆😆

So Jhope says how this was all JK's idea. But look at Jimin's face when he says "that's right"

This tells me Jimin knew why JK wanted him in that dress. He hee. Jin confirms that this idea is quite recent.

RM concurs adding in this little detail:

Thats the face of a cheeky man up to no good 🤭 Especially when Jhope repeats the rule... and while Jimin is frothing at the mouth 👇🏽 JK is watching him looking quite excited about the prospect of the loser being snow white

We know JK expected Jimin to lose because that's what happens more often than not. Jimin always looses in RPS and JK was counting on this happening. But Mimi wasn't having it and not only can u tell because of how mad he looks, but also because he does the tongue in cheek thing

And we all know depending on the context, this is usually a sign of annoyance.

So the members start to play and guess who JK is watching 😏😏

The reason why this analysis is most probably accurate is because of the face Jimin makes when JK wins dramatically

Did you see that? Okay I will clip just Jimin's face since he moves too quickly for a proper screenshot. But just look how done he is. Zoom in and u can see it even better.

For reasons only known to Jikook, JK really wanted Jimin to be snow white and Jimin was 1300% done with his boyfriend.

Is JK that weak for pretty dainty boys Shaz?

Hmm 🤔

Anon,