#Stan S. Stanman

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I got into Monkey Island recently

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"My gift to you. Just remember where you got it. STAN'S!!!" - Stan

"Hey, you can talk! Who'd have known?" - Elaine Marley

*gruiik gruuiiik* - Ghost Pig

"Oh yes sir. I feel so lucky that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board..." - Bob

(all by Gomorama on Twitter)

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Gonna tell my kids this was Better Call Saul

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Welcome! To Mutual of Stan!

I just found this brilliant gif of Stan S. Stanman by @organicsuperlube on cohost. The filename is "Stansparent.gif", because it is a gif where Stan's jacket is transparent and therefore can be overlaid over any pattern to create his trademark Stan Effect™:

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what the fuck?

who drew this, i swear it wasnt me

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Here's another of the prompts. From @porkwithbones, Too Loud and/or Sea Change.

I got inspired! A Monkey Island/The Outer Worlds crossover: Rowan (Bad Trip) stops by Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels (Monkey Island).

“My friend, what you’re looking for isn’t just a new ship,” Stan said. “It’s adventure! And any of the ships here at my lot will give you exactly that, but I think this beauty will really do it for you.” Most salesmen would gesture at the ship at this point, but Stan’s arms never stopped moving while he was talking, and now that he was just standing and smiling that thousand-watt smile, his hands were on his hips and his arms akimbo.

“Look,” Rowan said, desperately wishing Max or Felix or Parvati were here to help him navigate this conversation. “I’m not looking to buy a new spaceship, or do anything unusual - “ “Of course you aren’t! You just want a little something, a little jeh neh say kwah, isn’t that right! Something with a little pizazz. Something that says, I’m a rogue of the spaceways. Something that says, I’m a mystery to all who meet me.” Rowan held up a hand. “Could you move away from under that light? That jacket of yours is really loud.” It was reflecting like crazy, and the pattern on it seemed to move independently of how Stan did. “Sorry, son, no can do. It’s called fashion, look it up.”

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Poor Pat Fraley. I like Pat Pinney (Curse, Secret and Revenge special editions) and Gavin Hammon (Tales, Return, Legend) about equally well, but this particular performance... uh... yeah.

BY THE WAY i've known about the fact Spamton G. Spamton is likely based on Stan S. Stanman from the monkey island series for a while, but his version from escape from monkey island where he's more deranged than the other versions of him comes in awfully close, even within his design. you have to hear his voicelines he sound so. yeah

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Print and collectible cards for pre-order deluxe edition of Los Misterios de Monkey Island book, by Juan Alberto Brincau Berlanga on Behance

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Like....when you were first dating?

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Stanman Movie Night Drabble 🎬🍿

The first time it happened, Eric's cluelessness over how to react was probably palpable. Kyle had chosen the movie for their group hang session, one of the only traditions they'd managed to uphold every other weekend since starting college. It was some cheap, poorly-filmed thriller with C-list actors and predictable jump cares. Halfway through it, Eric almost considered telling Kyle to shut it off because it was so just so amateurishly awful and corny, but that was when it happened.

The four of them were placed where they usually were: Kyle, Stan, and Cartman on the sofa respectively, while Kenny sprawled across the floor in front of them. It didn't matter whose place they chose (this time it was Eric's apartment); they always sat in this arrangement. Eric was so used to the pattern that he would've questioned a change by now, but what he wasn't used to was a particularly violent, loud scene sending Stan directly into his shoulder, almost his lap.

And not by a little bit, either. Stan had actually pivoted his entire body toward him and buried his face into his neck and shoulder a little to hide his eyes from what was happening on the screen. Eric froze as soon as he felt him there, wondering if anyone would say anything, but both Kyle and Kenny seemed absorbed in the murder scene. One of Stan's legs was raised, nudging Eric's thigh.

Meanwhile, Eric sat as still as a rock and tried to remember how to be human. Stan was one of his best friends. They'd known each other for-fucking-ever and had surely hugged a couple of times here and there, but he'd never known the guy to nestle into him like this.

If he concentrated closely enough, he could feel the flutter of Stan's eyelashes and lips against his neck.

"C'mon, man," Eric murmured when he worried Stan might begin to feel his temperature rising. "It's just a dumb movie."

Kyle and Kenny still weren't paying attention, their eyes glued to the screen as if they were witnessing a cinematic masterpiece. Eric was pretty sure he could see the "dead" girl onscreen breathing, not that he was paying attention to much else beside Stan's harsh breathing against him.

"S-Sorry," Stan muttered, withdrawing from him by an inch to settle back into his own spot. With him disappeared his woodsmoke-y, herbal scent. Figuring turning to look directly at him was too awkward, Eric side eyed him and saw that his skin was also pinkish, and his eyes were wide. He looked truly frightened. Cartman kind of felt sorry for him. He was the only one leaping every time something obviously fake and grotesque popped around the corner in the movie.

Question flitted through Cartman's mind for the remainder of the film. Why had Stan chosen him to lean on when he just as easily could have hidden into Kyle, his best friend?

More importantly, why hadn't Eric ever noticed how long Stan's eyelashes were before? Eric swallowed that thought with a swig from his soda bottle. For some inane reason, he spent the remaining hour hoping for another cheesy kill scene that might send Stan into him again. He'd never thought of Stan as anything other than his most sensitive friend—a trait of his he always sort of protected and cherished for its sweetness in a world so fucking bleak and unbearable.

He was probably selfish for hoping they'd choose a horror movie again next time, but hell, he knew that about himself already. And when he remembered the next choice was his, he already started flipping through the scariest movies that came to mind. If Stan responded this way to such a crappy movie, how would he act with one that was actually scary? Maybe next time, Stan might even throw his whole arm around him in fear . . . Maybe Eric could put an arm around him comfortingly too?

Two weeks would be a hell of a long time to wait.

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ffff we all dunking on poor Stan here. I expected "No" to be the majority answer, but not by THAT much lmao

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Stan S. Stanman

Just an ordinary gif I made accidentally.

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Top 3 most fun ideas you have for monkey island AU? (I love this btw!!)

Omg, I'm so happy to see that!! :D 1) The BaroRyuuSusa Manifesto, that snatchable waist has two hands and is a bisexual ICON <3 (especially based on that one throwaway line in Tales where Guybrush wonders if he's slightly attracted to Lechuck XD) 2) The insult swordfighting!! Added bonus of making it rhyme for sea battles! I feel like both would come easy to Ryuu since he loves tongue twisters (Alas.... a certain hachimaki wearing man might... struggle, so that's an added bonus! XD) 3) Stan S. Stanman. He is iconic, I love him, he is just simply THERE XD

I covet this inexplicable coat, the devs had to figure out how to keep that effect when making him 3d and I love the commitment to the bit (obligatory shoutout to @spazz981 for getting me the Brainrot of Monkey Island(tm), much to her detriment XD)

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DUDE I ALREADY KNEW ABT SPAMTON BEING BASED ON STAN S STANMAN BUT LIKE.. ESCAPE STAN SPECIFICALLY ACTS AWFULLY CLOSE TO SPAMTON