#kyman smut

[smut-n-more]

                                ⇄Day 23⇄

 ─  ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅  ───Kyman───  ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅  ─

Cockbuldge/ Hate Sex/ Deepthroating & Facesitting

"You see this Kyle?!" Stan's eyes are wide as Kenny sits on his cock, grinning at Stan's shock.

"What the hell are you seeing-" Kyle falls silent, seeing the prominent bulge of Stan's cock from Kennys stomach. Kyle reaches out and strokes it, making Stan quietly moan.

"We knew you were poor but holy shit Ken-" Stan says, biting his lip to quiet himself

"You're an asshole!"

"Well you're a ****!"

Kyle and Eric bicker at each other, both grasping at each other's clothes. This was how every fight of theirs had been going- they get all pissed and heated, fucking mid argument and by the time they were done, they'd forget what they were argueing about. 

Buttons fly off Kyles shirt as Eric aggressively rips it open, his large fingers wasting no time going to Kyles belt- Kyle had already managed to get Eric in his boxers and lube in his hand, already panting and his heart racing with adrenaline from the fight and the knowledge of what was gonna happen next. 

"Youre so fucking stupid you cant even think to stop and consider someone has a different opionion than you!" Kyle yells out as Eric shoves his lubed fingers into the Redhead, who doesn't even react to the intrusion, instead grasping onto Eric's throat aggressively. 

"You just act like a fucking know it all Kahl! That's all you do! Is boss me around like i'm your slave- It gets ANNOYING!" Eric's voice loudness as his dick is shoved into Kyle, making the smaller one finally let out a small moan of pleasure. Eric grins, proud of himself to finally break Kyles refusal to let out any sounds. "You're MY Slave! I do what i want with you!"

"Well I cant help youre an idiot who cant do anything by himself without fucking it up!" Kyle yells between moans as Eric full on plows into him, trying to keep from letting his own eyes roll back into his head and drool from how hard eric is fucking into him.

"Well you're a- a-" Eric stutters as he cums, reaching down to Stroke Kyle's dick, precum dripping from it and starting to pant.

"Shut the fuck u-" Kyle doesnt even finish his sentence before white milky ribbions are splashed onto the matteress below him.

Eric pulls out, panting. 

"What the hell was your problem?"

"I- It was- Well fuck..."

[komipacket]

Look what i found! *cries instantly*

An old thing i havent posted for some reason?

[smut-n-more]

               ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ Kinktober Day 5 ˚୨୧⋆｡˚⋆

                                   KYMAN!

。゜✭・Macro or Micro/ Heartbeat Gags.✭・.✫

Cardiophilia is a new thing to me and I don't have it and never have really written for a kink or Fetish I dont have so lets do this. This is more of a Fannon Kyman. Where Eric is actually decent and isn't anti semitic. But hes still a sadistic little fuck. Also Micro is 3 inches or less and I imagine Eric as 3 inches with a hell of a lot of girth. 

    .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.・。.・゜✭・.・✫

Kyle struggled against his restraints, the blindfold blocking his vision and the gag preventing him from calling out. His heart pounded in his chest and he jumped when Eric's chubby hand laid flat on his chest.

"You're excited- you like not seeing what's gonna happen? Not being able to get mad and insult me?' Eric grins, feeling the thud of Kyle's heart pushing against his hand. "Yeahhh. I can feel it- you like submitting to me?"

He flips Kyle over, showing his lube soaked ass, all nicely cleaned just for him. Eric strokes himself a few times before shoving in, groaning as Kyle's entrance squeezes him. His dick barely can fit into Kyle and the head hardly pokes past the entrance. 

"You like me being able to just push in? To tease the rim?" Eric laughs as Kyle struggles under him. He grabs the back og Kyles gag and Yanks, making the ginger's back arch.

"It's like reins ain't it? I can just grab this and move you how I want." 

Eric knew this was not gonna make Kyle cum but it was his turn to feel all the pleasure first and make Kyle wait. Eric's hips shove against the smaller boys, moving the bed with loud creaks and making Kyle practically lurch forward every single thrust. 

Eric reaches around to push his hand against Kyle's left pec, feeling his heartbeat increase by the moment. 

"Shit youre so excited." Eric groans, shoving his hips against Kyle and holding them there as he Cums. 

"If you wanna cum next, you need to beg." Eric grins as Kyle tries to speak with the gag in his mouth.

"Oh you don't want to? I guess you don't have to." Eric stands up and goes to clean up, leaving Kyle in his restraints. 

[pocketherbert]

What do you think about kyman smut?

I don't know why people want to see Kyle and Cartman fuck . I just want to see them bond and have cute dates ???😨

[numbknee]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: South Park Rating: Explicit Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman Additional Tags: Temporary Character Death, Blood and Injury, Psychological Trauma, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Feelings, Mildly Dubious Consent, Making Out, Cuddling & Snuggling, Confessions, Porn with Feelings, Fluff and Smut, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, all the jobs, i went ham dude Series: Part 4 of i'm with stupid Summary:

In the aftermath of what happened to Cartman in December, Kyle is... not doing okay.

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Fic finally done!! Enjoy!!!!!

[smut-n-more]

           ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.Day 30‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

   ⇄⇄Mater & Slave/ Teratophilia/ Titfucking⇄⇄

                                (StanMan)

"Yeah there you go. Good Slut." Eric purrs, holding his chest together, making it look like he had D cups, encourageing Stan to gently fuck up into them, whining like Eric had told him no. 

Stan sees his pink tip poke from between the other man's lubed chest, chubby hands holding his breasts together, it felt like a sex toy that Eric had bought him a while back. His body convulses as he feels the knot in his stomach tightening again, the unbearable pleasure it brought him was unreal, he could feel his cock throbbing, begging to release onto his boyfriends tits. 

"Come on, you know you wanna cum on this pretty face." Eric coos condescendingly at his lover, making Stan let out a loud moan, tears dripping onto his face from the edging Eric had been doing to him for the past 20 minutes. 

"'M closeeee" He whimpers, waiting to feel Eric let go of his chest and not let Stan cum for the almost 5th time. Stan couldnt handle this much and Eric knew it. The lewd squelching of dick between tits had grown consistently louder.

"You can cum this time." 

Stan's eyes widen in excitement before his hips pick up speed, slamming into his boyfriend's tits like no tomorrow, almost screaming out as Cum squirts straight onto Eric's face.

#south park#smut#all sp boys are aged up to 18#sp eric cartman#all sp boys are 18#sp smut#stan marsh

Sleep deprived band senior me says- consider-

☆Football player stan being so so excited to see his S/O in band

☆He cheers them on SO much!

☆After practices he makes them a warm bath and does special football massages on them

☆After competition means good food and even better Sex.

☆He feeds off your energy and will put that into rhe fuck fest.

☆If you're too tired, he's jerking it to how hot you looked in your uniform (he finds it hot for some reason)

#south park#smut#all sp boys are aged up to 18#all sp boys are 18#sp smut#stan marsh#sp stan

Here ya go babes! Sorry it took so long lol.

Kyman- ABO- Preggers Kahl 

So we all know I love Kyle having a breeding Kink and I dunno if this was pregnancy sex or getting bred. So It's a bit of both. And a PWP from me for once lmao

A low warning growl escaped Kyle's throat, threatening his mate who was too close to the unfinished nest. 

"Calm your ass ginger. Just dropping off this." Eric rolls his eyes at the Omegas behavior- he acted more like an Alpha than actual alphas at times. He throws a pile of blankets on top of Kyle, covering him for a moment. With a snap of the teeth Kyle pulls himself from the pile and gets to finishing up the nest.

"So we are thinking of this cycle or nah?" Eric asks, taking a seat on the bed to watch Kyle nest in the closet. He found it amusing how much Kyle fretted over his nests.

Ever since they had mated their first time, pups were the main topic of conversation. Eric wanted nothing more than Kyle to be defenseless and tummy full of pups he had put there. Maybe some motherly instinct would knock Kyle down a few pegs and allow Eric to finally act like the Alpha in the relationship as well. And Kyle had such a bad breeding Kink it was more than just instinct, it was a need rooted deep in the omega. It was overall a win-win situation. All Eric needed was Kyle to agree.  

Kyle peeks up, his red curls messy as he holds a blanket in his mouth, nodding. 

"Finally-" Eric hums, throwing the box of condoms he had bought into the night stand- hopefully to never be seen again. "We should get you one of those cute plugs- once my knot goes down I can keep all that seed so deep in you." 

Kyle's ears pin when Eric steps close to the nest but doesn't growl- the nest was almost finished anyways. Kyle hurriedly finished up so it was suitable for him and his mate.

"Hm- more cozy than usual." Eric mutters, recognizing the extra Space Kyle always made, knowing it was for his comfort and so they weren't squished against each other the whole time. But this time it really was made for the addition of pups. Kyle nips at Eric's neck for his comment- a warning to shut up. "FIne fine- I'll zip it." Kyle wasn't the little kid who blew up and yelled at him anymore- it was a man not afraid to put his alpha in place. 

Eric runs his chubby hand over Kyle's small and rather flat stomach- the man had always been built like a stick. Kyle lets out a low whine, letting his submissive instincts take over as he rolls on to the back, enjoying the touch from his mate. 

"This'll be full of pups soon- all big and swollen-" 

"What's your excuse for your swollen stomach?" Kyle eagerly retorts. Eric goes silent for a moment before glaring at Kyle.

"I thought we were over you calling me fat?" 

"You called me a jew yesterday. So now we are even."

Eric grins, remembering their little tiff yesterday,"Yeah. You're such a ginger bitch." He says rather lovingly. To a normal person that was an insult but Kyle knew it was a compliment in an odd way. 

The next morning when Kyle woke up in his nest he could feel the dreaded heat pooling between his legs and the slick soaked through his pants. Eric was still asleep and Kyle was hit with the realization he needed dick- now. Roughly he shoves Eric onto his back and starts pulling off the man's boxers, pleased to see an already hard dick standing at attention for him. Kyle dips his hand into his shorts, collecting slick and coating Eric's cock with the sticky substance, trying to Yank off his own shorts at the same time. 

THeres no time wasted as Kyle drops himself on to the short yet thick cock he had grown accustomed to, a loud cry escaping his mouth as he starts to bounce himself.

"Need breed- pups-" He moans to himself, trying to let Eric sleep. Eric told him he could hop on even if Eric was asleep and that it'd be a good surprise to wake up to, so Kyle felt little guilt as his extra hole clenched onto his mate's dick. 

After a few moments of the only sound being wet squelching, Kyle got sick of it and leaned down, roughly nipping Eric, growling when it warrants no response. He moves his teeth to his lover's windpipe and gently bites down, applying more and more pressure gradually. 

Eric gasps and wakes up immediately, seeing Kyle above him. 

"What? The Bitch in heat couldn't let me sleep anymore?" Eric grumbles, looking up to see Kyle's smug expression. "No no. You don't get to control this anymore thanks to your little stunt."

Eric grabs the ginger's hips and throws him sideways, slamming the omega onto the bed. 

"Want me to breed you? Make you full of my seed?" Eric growls,flipping the omega over and  shoving his cock into Kyle once again, laughing at Kyle momentary pained whine. 

Kyle nods eagerly,"Yeah- I want pups! Wanna be bred."

"So fucking desperate- all for me. I hold this power over ya don't I?" Eric puts all of his weight into it, pinning Kyle down so his face is pressed into a pillow. He lets out a series of whines and moans, all muffled.

"Say it! Say you're desperate for me." Eric growls, roughly sinking his teeth into the crook of Kyle's neck, biting hard enough it was like he was trying to keep the ginger from moving with just his teeth.

"'m Desperate- you- only- breed, want pups!" Kyle sobs out, feeling the knot in his stomach start to tighten, making his muscles threaten to go rigid. He sobs when Eric yanks his hair to pull Kyle against him, hugging his body to the larger male's chest. Kyle cries as Eric reaches down to stroke the smallest dick, the stimulation almost too much too quickly for his liking. 

"When your tits are filled with milk I'll suck those, yeah? You'll be so much more sensitive and needy for me." Eric teases, pinching and pulling at Kyle's nipple while speeding up the strokes. 

The knot tightens and bursts like a rubber band, his useless cum spurting onto the bed in front of them as Eric rams his hips into Kyle for the last time, holding them there and not letting his omega move from under him. 

"Feel how full you are? Remember that- this isn't the last time it'll happen." Eric groans out, trying to catch his breath, sweat dampened hair sticking to his forehead as his heavy body keeps his dick in Kyle.

A few months later, they were eagerly awaiting their new pups. Found out to be twins. 

"God youre more insatiable when pregnant-" Eric groans out, helping Kyle ride him, the heavy belly getting in the way of letting the two kiss while fucking. Kyle whines and moans as he cums onto Eric's chest and stomach. Eric, having already come twice in the interaction, rests his hands gently on Kyle's large Belly as the male catches his breath.

"You're as fat as me now." Eric teases, earning a small nip from his bred omega. 

[hegoeshardasfuck]

incompatibility

wordcount: 0.8K

tags: kinktober 2023, animal traits, violent sex, blood drinking, off screen consent, feral behavior, hate sex

synopsis: Kyle hates Cartman, Cartman hates Kyle- Kenny gives a dare.

note: never writing kyman again. i wrote it to get thru kinktober. but otherwise never again. still, hope the tumblr girlies enjoy and consider checkin' the Ao3 or dropping a like

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50862367

"I fucking hate you," Kyle snarled as he tore the zipper down on his jacket and tossed aside his hat.

"Do you really?" Cartman asked almost tauntingly as threw aside his toque, furred ears pointed towards Kyle.

Kyle raised his gaze as he slid off his jacket, "I despise everything you stand for and my life would be better if you were six feet under," He pressed his hand to Cartmans chest, pressing onward. One foot in front of the other as he stared down the brunette. His tail flicked left and right in an agitated manner, "But, Kenny dared me."

"You could've pussied out," Cartman offered. The hand on his chest raised to the front of his shirt collar and fingers curled into the fabric. His ears flattened down.

"This is more fun," Kyle answered with a heady snarl before bringing Cartman into a kiss that was nothing more than teeth.

It was biting and clawing as they scrapped their way to the bed, claws tearing open the fabric of Kyle's shirt. Bites littered the expanse of the shorters throat, down from the corner of his mouth to every inch of exposed skin. They were almost bloody, he tasted iron in his mouth as he lapped at the wounds instinctively.

He mashed Cartman's face into the mattress with a hand at the base of his neck, claws tapping along his spine. His tail still flicked back and forth angrily, he was actually doing this, he was actually fucking Cartman. What a world.

Feet weakly hook around Kyle's ankles as the fox drags his claws along Cartman's side, agitating skin but not tearing it open. He wants too though, he wants so badly to tear open the bastard and eat him alive. That's illegal. So he doesn't. However, he does drop his fangs to Cartmans shoulder and bites until there's blood pooling under his tongue.

He screams at the searing pain that shoots down his arm and too his core. Blunt claws dig into the sheets as Kyle presses down on the back of his knees. They give and he slumps into the mattress even more as he goes partially limp. He freezes up entirely when Kyle presses against him, grounding hips against his own.

"Are you pussying out?" Kyle asked lowly. His voice was no higher than a growl in Cartman's ears.

"Fuck you Kyle," Cartman snarled back weakly, was he feeling lightheaded? No. He was not feeling lightheaded because of Kyle. He would never feel lightheaded because of Kyle or the wound he caused.

Kyle slammed his cock to the hilt in one fell swoop and Cartman yowled. Kyle lapped at the heavy wound, licking deep of it, adoring the flavor of ichor in his mouth. Then he started to thrust, not even giving time to pick up traction, full speed right away.

Cartman tore into the sheets even more. He would not have sheets afterwards, he's making Kyle foot the hotel bill for the destroyed stuff. He reaches desperately for a pillow to bite into, tearing open the down. He banged his head up against Kyle's and the fox yowled with a profanity as he reared back from the raccoon. His claws dug into Cartmans hips as he rammed back into the raccoon.

"Listen here, Eric," Kyle snarled, and the drop of his real name did a multitude of things to Cartman.

The raccoon stilled and bit his tongue, trying not to moan as his prostate was downright abused.

"I'm not gonna fucking knot you, but that's only because I have to clean up your wound," Kyle explained grimly, "If it weren't for that you'd be stuck on my cock for hours while I milk you dry."

And that makes Cartman cum, the promise and the threat all tangled into one. He fucking lives for it. He's panting a bit as Kyle tries to finish without forcing his knot past the brim. There's a tug on his tail when Kyle finishes, it makes Cartman yelp.

The fox briefly laps at the wound before pulling out and hoisting Cartman up. The racoon groans in protest as he's hauled to the bathroom and dropped into the tub. The water is flicked on and he just slumps against the porcelain as Kyle drenches a towel in soap and water. He dabs at the wound carefully.

"I hate you," Kyle snarled out, but the care he puts into cleaning the gash says otherwise.

"I hate you too," Cartman spat back, somewhere under his voice is affection.

"We're never speaking of this to anyone," Kyle threatened, Cartman nodded. He gave a soft 'ah' when soap hit an exposed nerve.

"Sounds good to me," Cartman said as Kyle brought his hands to the raccoons ears, "You don't need too-"

"I know," Kyle cut off Cartman with as he gently tended to the fur, "Just, let me have this."

Cartman nodded, "Alright man."

[angel-gone-dark]

Hey I came over from April's posts lol. I read the "She's my collar" fic and loved it

Would/ Have you write a Kyle x reader x Cartman? They don't have to please each other in any way since ok you don't like kyman. But lmk I'm super curious lol. ❤️

Cartman x F!Reader x Kyle

CWs: praise AND degradation, minor throatfucking, creampie, cum swallowing, kenny is the world's #1 instigator

Boy howdy did I take this and run with it

SMUT UNDER CUT. MDNI.

I stood at the bus stop like usual, tired out of my mind. I’d been up all night studying for a stupid quiz, and notorious asshole Eric Cartman let me know just the toll it’d had on me. 

“You look shittier than usual.” I rolled my eyes as he kept going. “I mean, you always look fugly, but now you look like you were hit by a fucking bus.” 

“Gee, thanks, Cartman.” I scoffed. 

“I’m trying to help you. You’re never gonna get a man like that.” Before he could say anything else, Kyle butt in. 

“Quit bothering her, fatass, clearly she doesn’t wanna talk to you.” The ginger stood next to me, looking me over. His tone was gentle when he addressed me. “You okay? You don’t look like you feel very well.”

“Just not a lot of sleep, is all.” Cartman took this and ran with it.

 “Woah, up all night sucking dick then? I knew you were a whore.”

“Shut up, Cartman!” Kyle snapped. His two friends were smartly standing away from us, ignoring the commotion and smoking cigarettes. 

“What? Ohh, I get it, she was up sucking your dick Kyle!” I rolled my eyes. The two fought until the bus came, and even then, kept snapping at each other across the aisle. Today was gonna be a long day. 

By the time lunch rolled around I was so fucking sick of it. 

“Can you two shut up?!” I snapped, glaring at the two that had attached to either side of me. “I’m so sick of hearing you assholes fight over nothing all damn day! If you two are going to be like this, then get the fuck away from me.”

I stormed off. 

“Woah, going somewhere?” Kenny smirked as I ran into him. 

“Yeah, away from your stupid ass friends.” I pouted and he patted my shoulder. 

“Okay, talk to Dr. McCormick- what’s the sitch?”

“They keep fighting over my head.”

“Why, what’s so good about it?” He grinned and I smacked him.

“Be serious, Kenny.”

“Have you ever considered that maybe they’re fighting because they can’t decide who gets to spend time with you?”

“Are you high again?” I set him with a stern glare that had him raising his hands in mock defense.

“No, ma’am,” he crossed his heart to emphasize he was telling the truth. “I’m just saying, they’re glued to your hips and harboring a lot of tension right now. Just fuck about it.”

“Gross. Goodbye, Ken.” I shoved past him. 

My thoughts turned, though, because he had certainly just planted a seed that I wouldn’t be able to uproot.

I’d planned on staying in that night, but my friend Lola dragged me out of bed and got me done up for some stupid party. 

I was still pissy by the time we got there. People looked at me concerned as I slammed down a drink the second I got my hands on one. Lola scolded me and I rolled my eyes at her, but agreed to just sip the second one. 

It was boring as all hell until Cartman leaned against the wall next to me. 

“Hey. Sorry about earlier, I really didn’t realize just how… much we were being.” He seemed genuine, and I relaxed. 

“It’s okay, Cartman, you didn’t mean to be an ass- in that regard,” I giggled, sipping at my drink. “I feel like you and Kyle just get way too into it sometimes and you don’t think.”

“Hard to think when I’m looking at someone so pretty.” I blushed and looked down into my drink. 

“Really?”

“Well, yeah.” I don’t know what had gotten into him to be so suave, or what had gotten into me to be so receptive. Alcohol, probably.

I looked up to the sound of footsteps approaching. 

“Hi, Kyle.” I smiled at him a little, eyebrows knitting together as I looked down at his hand. “…You broke your cup.”

“I am aware.” He seethed, eyes boring holes into Cartman. “Are you sure you wanna hang out with him?”

“You can’t police who I talk to just because you don't like him.” 

“Nobody likes him! I just-” 

I interrupted him, “Zip it. Both of you, follow me, now.”

“What-?”

“Zip. It.” I made my way upstairs and into the guest bedroom. They followed after a moment of hesitation, and I locked the door.

“Spill. Now. Why are you two fighting so aggressively around me?”

“No- no reason.” Kyle looked away from me and I could tell he was lying.

“Okay, y’know, if he’s too pussy to say something then I fucking will,” Eric started, making his way over to me and cupping my face in his hands. “You’re fuckin’ hot and we’ve been fighting over who gets you.”

I felt heat rising to my face and pooling in my panties. The realization that I was locked in a room with the two, music thumping so loud nobody would be able to hear anything, set in. Cartman backed me up until I hit the wall, Kyle looking over with wide eyes.

“...Both of you can have me.” I said, swallowing hard as I squeezed my thighs together.

“Oh, I just knew you were a whore.” The brunette ridiculed me, slamming his rough lips onto mine. 

He practically consumed me, tongue sliding teasingly over my teeth. When he parted from me, a string of saliva connected our lips. It drooped down between us, snapping when the tension was too much. Eric raised a brow at Kyle, as if taunting him. No words were said before I was sandwiched between the two, Cartman now behind me. As he ground himself into my backside and chewed up my shoulders, Kyle took his turn with my lips. He was a great kisser, bucking his hips up into me as he practically moaned into my mouth. The ginger nipped at my lower lip, and I whined. I felt both their cocks twitch at that.

“Fuck, you’re so wet, good girl.” Kyle mumbled into my neck as his fingers slid under my skirt and panties.

“Don’t praise her, she hasn’t done jack shit.” Cartman grunted, yanking off my shirt and bra. I winced when it sounded like a clasp fell off.

“Yes she has, Cartman, she’s taking it,” he moved his attention to me. “You’re so cute, you know that?” He trailed wet kisses down my collarbones and to my breasts, humming eagerly as he took one nipple into his mouth.

“Taking it isn’t doing anything at all, Kyle.” Eric protested, removing his own clothing as Kyle laid me down on the bed.

I was in heaven when the ginger boy tugged down my bottoms and ghosted his breath over my eager cunt. My breath hitched as he licked a long, wet stripe up my slit. The brunette watched with a smirk, stroking himself as Kyle worked me up with his tongue.

“Open up, bitch.” Cartman asserted, gripping my hair in his hand and shoving his cock between my lips. “Ohhh, fuck, yeah. I knew you had a good mouth on you, the sassy ones always fuckin’ do.”

My eyes rolled into the back of my head and I groaned, the noise coming out as a muffled gurgle thanks to the fat head of Cartman’s dick blocking my airway. Kyle kissed and left hickeys across my thighs as his fingers stretched me. I swore I saw stars as he curled them purposefully, hitting the soft spot inside of me that sent electric currents through my flesh. My throat tightened around the flesh that pounded the back of it, milking precum from the angry tip.

“Be more gentle with her, she’s being submissive.” Kyle scolded. Eric scoffed, ignoring him and using one large hand to twist one of my nipples.

The noises I made, even muffled, were driving Kyle crazy. I saw him strip in the corner of my eyes, and my thoughts were confirmed at the clink of his belt hitting the floor and the swipe of his cock against my entrance. I shuddered and trembled as he bottomed out inside of me. I’d never heard anything as sexy as the noise he made the first time he moved his hips. This was bliss.

Kyle rocked his hips slowly at first, but it was clear he couldn’t help himself as his rhythm sped. He drilled his cock into me, grabbing the back of my knees to fold me in half. I shook below them, pussy smeared with slick and mouth dribbling spit. I briefly felt guilty about someone else having to clean this mess, but the feeling of Kyle’s fingers coaxing my clit yanked me back to the moment. I felt hot, skin on fire as I was ruined. I gripped at the sheets, bucking my hips up to meet Kyle’s as he made me cum on his long fingers.

“God, the bitch can’t even wait to cum until her superiors have.” By the way his cock twitched in my mouth I could tell my shuddering was turning him on.

“Good… good girl,” he sounded as ruined as I thought I might if I tried to speak. “So fucking tight, good girl…”

As my walls pulsed around him, Eric pulled out of my mouth to stroke himself. 

“Mouth open. You’re gonna fucking swallow.” His laugh dissolved into a shuddering grunt as he came on my tongue. He swiped the tip on my lips and laughed, closing my jaw with the other hand. I swallowed, nearly choking after as I moaned.

“F-fuck, good girl, ‘m gonna cum. W-where do you want it?” It was clear that Kyle was nearly bursting trying to hold himself back.

“Inside, please, please?” I begged. Cartman laughed.

“Well, if she wasn’t a whore before she sure as hell is now.” His hands found my breasts again, assaulting them with squeezes and pinches alike.

Kyle slammed into me hard, hips jerking wildly as he filled me with his warm seed. I heaved under him, still folded, and he stole what remained of my breath with a long kiss.

“If this is what hanging out with Cartman means then I don’t think I mind it anymore.” He smiled.

word count: 1700

[charlotteoccasionally]

i’ve read over 100 ky//man fics, here are ones i like ❤️

(WARNING: KY/MAN, OOC, OPINIONS, CRINGE - not the authors, me for spending so much time reading)

To Be Wanted by Verimakea - my most recent fave, i love it smmmmm. it’s a historical western au. kyle is a bounty hunter, cartman is a criminal, they get snowed in and shit progresses. it’s too freaking good. // 56,400 6/6 chapters

Abraham’s Son by Satine89 - this has been a WIP since 2014 but recently updated and OP said they’re planning on finishing by this year so for sure it is a worthwhile read. hunger games au, kyle is a capitol traitor banished to district 12, eric is the 47th games’ victor. kyle and bebe get chosen as this year’s tributes and have to deal with the fear of dying and trying to continue the fight started by eric the year prior. a lot of sad shit happens but it is goooood. very much recommend. // 57,158 23/28 chapters

something about the chase by grossalien- drag cartman au. i LOVE drag cartman. // 11,299, two oneshots

the “Im with stupid” series by numbknee - established kyman relationship. kyle and cartman have only just gotten together and try to navigate their new relationship and the shit that comes with it (plus the crazy way they got together in the first place 😭). it’s just cute and i like it. // four oneshots, 46,099

kyle isn’t anything by suzie_tempest - end of high school romance au. kyle is discovering himself and what he wants right before graduation. cartman plays a big role in that self discovery. it’s rlly cute i like it. // 89,801 12/14 chapters

be still my (virtual) heart by mewtwos - college au. this is for the losers out there who agree with me that the main 4 are losers too and need to be portrayed as such more often in fan works 🙌 kyle is a little rich boy at college who’s completely normal except for the fact that he’s in a parasocial relationship with a v-tuber named erica chan (you’ll never guess who it is 😳) . he’s gotta work on a school project with cartman. the sexting between erica chan and kyle is excruciating and that’s what makes it so good. i love this one and hope it gets more updates in the future cus it’s so funny. // 18,802, 4/? chapters

it was destiny anyways by galaxy_friday17 - i am not a big fantasy person and not into lore heavy fics but this one was rlly frickin good 🥳 was i confused half the time? yes, but it’s my fault cus i’m the type who skims through long paragraphs if there’s no romance 😭 it’s a stick of truth au, angsty as hell with multiple time skips. i recommend // 53,847 19/19 chapters

It could be wrong, could be wrong (But it should've been right) by grossalien - this follows tweek and craig’s povs but it is a kyman fic. basically tweek and craig accidentally become the last straw that ruined kyle and cartman’s first date and cartman haruhi suzumiya’s himself and everyone around him into a time loop until the date goes well. only tweek and craig are aware of the loop and are forced to make the date go well if they want to leave the time loop. it’s rlly good and rlly funny. // 19,843, 6/6 chapters

in a mirror, festively by synapticfirefly- this is a basic rec in the fandom but it rlly is just too good. it’s the perfect mix of funny and smut and genuinely heartfelt with a surprising emphasis on facebook relationship status(?) 😭 it’s a mirrorverse au where cartman is a little bitch who just wants to do his holiday charities and everyone around him is absolutely batshit evil, esp kyle who just wants him to come to his hanukkah party. // 36,337, 10/10 chapters

put out the fire on us by i_already_forgot - i don’t like to recommend unfinished fics bc i don’t wanna get someone disappointed but this fic is genuinely too good to not be recommended. kyle and cartman get pranked by clyde and they accidentally get handcuffed, fall down a waterfall and get stranded in the woods 🤷‍♀️ it’s funnier if i don’t elaborate. they gotta survive and make it out and their friendship develops and it’s so cute and i love it. if op ever posts another chapter i will be jumping up and down. // 139,167, 11/? chapters

if i were honest with you by creamdream98 - imma be fr, this is my fave kyman fic ever. probbo one of my fave fics of all time. i starting reading it from the first chapter and i was SEATEDD for every update. it’s a regular high school au but sum abt it is just so endearing and sweet and makes you root for eric and kyle. like the kiss scene made me audibly cheer out loud. basically cartman is a freak and bc he’s in love with kyle draws weird drawings of him in his notebook AT SCHOOL (i would NEVERRR). stan catches him one day and makes a deal with him that if cartman helps him get wendy, he’ll help cartman get kyle. it’s adorable i’ve reread it like 10 times. highly recommend if you’re into that sorta thing. // 150,655, 19/19 chapters

i have more but i don’t wanna do this anymore ❤️

[wendytestabrat]

i wish there were more people expressing their thoughts abt kyman or just anything south park through writing and analysis like what i’m doing bc i don’t like being the only one to do it. i hate how when someone goes on a long tangent they’re all like “sorry for ranting” or some shit DNJDJS like bitch. if there are like 5738289292 people making fan arts of the show, then other people should be allowed to express themselves through writing too because that’s just as much of a valid form of expression as drawing and shit. some people are just more wordy and verbal than they are visual (which is def my case). i mean no offense if u like to make fan art but sometimes i get sick of looking at kyman shit online and most of the shit from fans is just this anime yaoi smut LOL. like um it’s ok for a bunch of people to make a shit ton of oversexualized creepy drawings of characters but it’s wrong for other people to actually just analyze the characters and now they actually are in canon? make it make sense.

[god-forsaken-sp-confession-blog]

I’ve gotten wayyy too into fandom discourse to the extent that I was part of a callout account on an unspecified platform (for reasons I still kinda stand by) but as I’ve chilled out and taken a step back from the fandom I realize how hilarious fandom discourse must be to Matt and Trey and also to casual fans or even dedicated fans but the type that stick to canon stuff and not fandom and shipping stuff.

Like fanon twink kyle makes me irrationally angry but imagine someone seeing that for the first time after watching the show for years and how hilarious that would be. And I obviously don’t know how much Matt and Trey know about fandom stuff other than of course creek but they’re busy and definitely don’t know as much about it as some chronically online fandom people claim they do. (I literally saw someone on here say they thought the only reason kyman isn’t canon is because Matt and Trey are “afraid of offending style shippers” which is the most insane and delusional take LMAO)

I bet some well known concepts to us that have been a thing for years are probably completely foreign concepts to them and would be hilarious.

I do wonder how they would feel about some of the fandom people that write smut. Because they probably would think it’s funny and they do equally “bad” things in the show but also they do it for comedy not to jack off to 10 year olds…

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[akfsylph]

the kyman on my dash is making me want to write a smut fic of them heehe

[numbknee]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: South Park Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and their two kids, also their cat Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Parenthood, kyle and cartman are good dads okay!! i will die on this hill, Domestic Fluff, Porn with Feelings, Making Out, Light Dom/sub, Top Kyle Broflovski, Bottom Eric Cartman, Hair-pulling, Biting, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Aftercare, whipped kyle and simp cartman supremacy, Aged-Up Character(s)

  Summary:

Kyle and Eric have been married for over a decade now. Their lives aren't easy by any means, especially because they're raising two kids together. But they still love each other more than anything, and Kyle looks forward to Eric coming home to him every single day.

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NEW FIC FINALLY DONE! Kickin’ off the new year with some domestic kyman smut with feelings 😎😎😎 enjoy!

[gayrapproves]

PLEASE read my gerandy fanfic

[smut-n-more]

       ◜ᯓᡣ𐭩 ⁎⁺ ⁺⁎ ᯓᡣ𐭩◝Day 8!!◜ᯓᡣ𐭩 ⁎⁺ ⁺⁎ ᯓᡣ𐭩◝

                               Style + Eric

                     Cucking/Waxplay/Pegging

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       Erics a Major fucking Cuck IMO- FtM Kyle

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Stan lets out a loud moan as the warm wax is spilled onto his chest and upper stomach, whimpering at the feeling of the heat before it cools back to solid wax. Kyle slowly makes patterns on Stan's skin.

"Good job- you're doing so so good, im making you look pretty yeah?" The redhead hums.

"Feels good- want-" Stan whines out, already struggling to make coherent sentences. 

"I know you do. I know. But how about a good reward for sitting here and looking all pretty for me?" Kyle leans down and kisses the top of Stan's head, absolutely spoiling the boy with love. Something Eric would never have done with his partner. He was so angry Eric convinced them to let him watch- but in a way it was hot, letting Stans boyfriend watch them fuck had an appeal to it. He could finally spoil Stan with the love he deserved during sex. 

Stan nodded his head as Kyle had walked over to grab the strap on. He holds it up to show Stan.

"Is this bigger than Eric hm? Never taken something this big before have ya?"  Kyle coos, trying to piss off Eric from the corner who was too busy stroking his own dick to listen. 

Stan whimpers,"N-Never something that big... I dont think im stretched enough-"

Kyle smiles softly as he finishes buckling the strap,"I know you got this. We can go slow with lots of lube. Eric told me you like it all wet and messy hm?"

Stan nods, lifting his hips as Kyle slides a pillow under him. Kyle grabs the bottle of lube and absolutely soaks Stan's hole and his strap before poking the tip at Stan's entrance. 

"Ready?" Kyle leans down to kiss at Stan's neck. 

"y-yeah- I-" He can't even start his thought before Kyle had started to push in- It was somehow thicker than Eric and so much longer. Before Kyle is all the way in, Stan is already whining to go faster. 

"Calm down- we are gonna have some more fun first." Kyle picks up the candle again, letting the wax drip onto Stan's spread thighs. Stans back arcs and Kyle groans when he feels Stan clench around him. "Tell Eric how good I feel-"

Stan's eyes move and meet Erics. Eric had increased his pace, keeping his quiet grunts to himself.

"Feels s' good. Deep- s' good-" Stan manages to say before Kyle pulls back and snaps his hips into Stan. Stan cries out loudly, cursing as Kyle starts with an immediately brutal pace. 

"Yeah come on- you can take it! Just like that- good boy-" Kyle praises him happily, hand coming up to stroke at Stans dick.

"Close close- so so close-!" Stan whines, his legs trying to pull Kyle deeper, worried Kyle would ruin his orgasm like Eric normally would.

"Hey- i'm gonna let you ride through it yeah? I'm not gonna be mean to you-" Kyle hums, gently rubbing at Stan's nipples and kissing at his neck.

Stan cries out as he cums. It shoots everywhere, getting on his stomach and thighs, all over Kyle's chest and stomach and onto the bed. 

"Yeah that's it Stan! Good boy- such a good boy." Kyle encourages. 

Eric lets out one last groan as he shoots his load, letting it go onto the floor. It was Kyle's house anyway. What did he care about?

"Goddamn it Fatass."

[findroleplay]

hiii im 15 genderfluid looking for a south park rp partner! i’m looking for rp partners in the age range of 15-19! here’s who i prefer to play and ships i can do!

stan / kyle (can do both)

craig / tweek (can do both)

tolkien / clyde (can do both)

kenny / butters (or marjorine — can do both)

wendy / stan (can do both i think)

bebe / wendy

im advanced literate, 3-4 paragraphs or more ! and i don’t really like * - ~ so dni if you use those

i don’t mind doing smut , angst , mcd , anything. we can discuss plots in dms ! i DONT roleplay with anybody over the age of 19! i don’t have any triggers either so that’s cool i guess! i do non canon and canon plots!

i CAN do kyman but i prefer to talk more about that in dms , if you can, i prefer discord but i can do tumblr! comment or like and ill message you :-)

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