This match between the Fabulous Ones and the Guerrero Brothers took place in Houston late in 1985. The blond Fabs, looking buff and spectacular in matching snakeskin trunks, portray the Privileged White Heels in front of a largely immigrant audience. The Guerreros, Hector and Chavo, are the oppressed and down-trodden ethnic Babyfaces, forever mistreated, cheated, and abused.
Check out both Guerreros apply gorgeous Headscissors on Steve Keirn early in the match, with the camera fixated on their snug yellow trunks. I normally cut out the Babyface Shine from my edited match videos, but I kept their Scissors this time because they are beautiful.
The Fabs soon isolate Hector in the ring and totally dominate him. The Face-in-Peril performance is especially lengthy in this match, with poor Hector acting utterly helpless, meek, and compliant to the gringos' colonial oppression. There is no commentary for this video so you can hear the crowd noise, with heated fans screaming bloody murder each time their beloved Hector gets blind-sided, double-teamed, or elbow-smashed by the cocky blond bullies.
We see Hector endure Gut Kicks, Headbutts, a huge Back Body Drop and a throw from the top rope where he sails about 8 feet in the air. He sells the bejesus out of each move, looking utterly delirious and broken, which gives me a boner (love that about Hector.) The Fabs proceed to toss his spandexed ass out to the floor a couple times, whereupon he goes Ragdoll on the dirty floor until his own partner yanks him up by the trunks to toss his beaten carcass back in the ring for more punishment. Why is Chavo helping these gringos tyrannize his own brother?? We also see Chavo repeatedly distract the ref, enabling the devious Fabs to work together at choking and smothering poor Hector. O the injustice of it all!
In my Blogger's Cut of the video, I may have deep faked the finish to give the Fabulous Ones the "W". I mean, they actually should've won after Hector clearly went fully ragdoll in the Sleeper Hold.
The entire 23-minute match is available on YouTube if you want to see what really happened without my edits and added notations (but it's hotter I feel with my revisions...)
the superfam tag is just batfam 2.0 tag. where are the women??? where are the men of colour??? why is it only clark, kon and jon??? and why are they always in the presence of a bat??? WHY???
(i love the boys, don’t get me wrong. clark is literally my second all-time favourite character. but the superfam is more than three white dudes.)
i think fandom spaces would become much more enjoyable across the board if people stopped flipping their pancakes over other fans enjoying characters that they don't like. or, god forbid, like them but in 'the wrong way.'
The best part of MAWS is that they made Clark Kent a sweetheart—he’s kind, sensitive and has all around golden retriever vibes❤️It’s been so freakin’ refreshing! He’s the heart of why this show is so well done. I will always root for emotional and sensitive portrayals of men! And I love love how the newest episode showed how aware the creators are—aware of the strength of writing Clark this way. Lois literally said that his heart is what makes him strong. If we can have a man’s super power be his loving, kind heart, then that IS the most “super”man we could ask for. And it’s why I find this version of Superman the most attractive and well done. All the love for this show!!
Idk I just go feral when the Plot necessitates the main character going back to the same point in time in order to beat the bad guy. It's like Groundhog Day, but the entire universe is at stake. Bonus points the angrier the villain gets at the hero's annoyingly indomitable spirit.