#Stalone

[mintesprig]

me and my dad still quote this all the time. it's been years.

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

[musikblog]

https://www.musikblog.de/2024/12/snoop-dogg-missionary/ The Stylistics brachten im Jahr 1971 den Ohrwurm „People Make The World Go Round“ heraus. Rapper Snoop Dogg lässt nun wissen, genau er „makes the world go round“. Dafür, dass dem so sei, haben seine letzten fünf größeren Veröffentlichungen jedoch für kläglich wenig Wirbel gesorgt. Zuletzt waren unter anderen ein Gospel-Album sowie eine Supergroup mit […]

[meat-puppet]

Jovester Stalone

[mydreamingdays]

#OnThisDay Over the Top released in theatres. Feb 13, #1987 American sports drama film starring #SylvesterStallone It was produced and directed by Menahem Golan, and its screenplay was written by Stirling Silliphant and Stallone. The original music score was composed by #GiorgioMoroder The main character, Lincoln Hawk/Hawks, played by Stallone, is a long-haul truck driver who tries to win back his estranged son, Michael, while becoming a champion arm wrestler #stalone #sylwesterstallone https://www.instagram.com/p/ConHRb1obrc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[rsclolopezi]

HOW TO MARRY AN UNSUSPECTING HUMAN!

(From a Romulan Senator who was just there for work and then fell in love and did the ROMULAN THING)

3 Months Prior to the Letant Incident(Hirens’ Headache)

Vreenak was strolling along a nearly empty hotel podium at one of the many diplomatic planetary missions he was attending for the Romulan Empire.

While taking a stroll and minding his business he accidentally collided(well someone collided)with another life form. Being Romulan, he was sturdier than he looked(with his pointy eared,ridge having shoulder padded fine self) and took no damage to his person. The opposite could not be said for the individual who hit him, seeing as she was sprawled on the floor and the wind literally knocked out of her.

Vreenak: (Peers down at prone form) Are you alright human?

Y/N: (Laying on the floor & squinting to see who bumped into her)Do I look alright Mr.Pointy? Of all the times I have to run into a brick wall?! It has to be a pointy eared one? Sits up and starts looking for her glasses.

Vreenak: (Takes a closer look at her, and get dumbstruck, literally the deer in the headlights look)

Y/N goes on all fours while still searching for her glasses

Vreenak: Looks at the human whos crawling on the floor and his eyes dilate, starts having heart palpitations, lightheadedness, a tightening of some lower part of his anatomy and feeling as if the room is too small and hot. Speaking Rihan “No, this has to be a joke. This is impossible” Nonononono! This should not be happening to me. He’s unconsiously thinking how adorable she looks scrunching her face while looking irritated, and how her position is giving him very nsfw images.

Y/N: (Feels Vreenak staring at her) Hey! Stop talking & staring and help me find my glasses?

Vreenak: (Comes out of his stupor feeling offended at the comment) I dont know what you are looking for?Looks at the human to see her mimicry of goggle eyes with her hands. (Starts thinking she looks ridiculous with her gestures but is cute and so adorable & starts blushing green from the tips of his ears)

Y/N: Its a frame for my eyes called eyeglasses and I use it to see. It fell off my face when you bumped into me. (Goes back to searching for it)

Vreenak: Still confused(are human eyesight so bad??) and sees something at his feet and picks it up. (Doesnt move from his position since he likes the view of y/n (perving on her already) on all fours on the floor).

Y/N: (Sighs) Gives up trying to find her glasses(rolls over and lays back down on the floor). Hey Pointy McPointster, lend me a hand to get up. I also might need you to take me to my room since I cant see within an ich of my face. (puts her arm up)

Vreenak: (mumbles to himself my human is addlebrained) Walks towards her and reaches out his arm to pull her up.

Y/N: (Blurrily sees the arm) Grabs it and gets pulled up and feels a jolt when their hands touched. She also feels something slide on her face (starts smiling because its her eyeglasses and she can see) and an arm around her waist but winces because her shoulder got dislocated by the force of his pull.

Vreenak: Feels the electricity with their joined hands and his reaction is to pull her closer to him. Hes still in disbelief because hes clearly having the Romulan Version of Shon-ha’lock(Vulcan love at first sight) because of this human. She’s so close to him that he can see the dark color of her eyes that are twinkling at him merrily behind that contraption.

Y/N: (Sees Vreenak clearly and likes what she’s looking at) Well, youre not a Vulcan wall I was expecting, but still a type of vulcanoid brickwall.(gives him a lil smile while still being held by him).

Vreenak:(The urge to keep her this close to him rears its head. He’s unconsiously daydreaming of having her forever). He felt her wince & realizes that the force of his pull might have hurt her. An Idea starts forming in his head(and he starts smirking unconsciously). Im sorry Ms?

Y/N: Its L/N, my names Y/N. You can call me by my first name.

Vreenak: Y/N seeing that I caused you bodily harm! Allow me to help with your dislocated shoulder as well as administering some basic first aid so I can ascertain your wellbeing? My quarters are not too far from here and it would expedite your recovery.( Hes asking whatever deity is listening that she would say yes).

Y/N Pauses for a minute and looks at Vreenak. Thinks about whether its safe to go to this mans room alone?

Vreenak:(starts to get anxious) If you are worried about your safety I assure you that there are plenty of witnesses (gestures at some of the hotel staff) who will see you coming into and leaving my room once Ive given you aid.

Looks at her earnestly and she smiles at him, agrees and he leads her to his room, passing some of the local hotel staff and midnight concierge who were looking at them with equal parts amusement, confusion and surprise.

Vreenak just smirks at all of them while opening the door and letting y/n go inside his room.

(WEAR HEADPHONES/EARPHONES) PLSSS ITS NSFW

WATCH THE VIDEO

What happened inside his room:

Having been in the diplomatic/senatorial (and secret squirrel Tal’Shiar) profession for most of his career, Vreenak knew about the local custom. They had an affinity for odd numbers and the only time that two unmated individuals(pair) would be seen together in public was when declaring partnership or declaring to finally mate by going into each others private space with the progression of conjugal ties. All that was needed was witness(es) to have seen the pair in a space (to be considered affianced) or when the pair is seen going into each others private venue where they need to stay a certain amount of time and with some proof that congress has occured for the legal conjugal union. The witnesses would tell the local officiant(i.e any elder or person within a position of power) and the pair would be considered for all intents and purposes together.

With Romulan cunning(and luck from the Elements) he was able to keep Y/N in his room for the allotted time, with the supposed proof(Watch the video) from the witnesses(es) and was officially declared married by the local planetary customs. Now how he would break it to his new wife was a totally different story.

@bigblissandlove1 @zierzim @deepspacedukat @toebeans-mcgee @romulanspacecat @stormandsparks @spookysnooty @fentah @chrismarilein @vreenak @vulcankisseshuman @ensignsimp @minymo1234 @fuckyeahromulans

[you-there-with-the-hat]

[angelx1992]

[kairunatic]

Hey kairu can you do umm stalon alt cgs and walther cgs(I know I also don't like him but Im curious about it)

I'll do Stalon I don't wanna Do Walther

So basically this happens after Ch 5 all of them are home at Pays Blanc Alec and Elaine are starting to be Intimate. Which still bothers Stalon cause he still has Feeling for Alec. But he ignores it cause Alec is already married

Gaia approaches him they talk about his problem Gaia offers Stalon to help him out but he refused cause he is Bal Husband and he doesn't want to come in between the two of them since he respects Bal

But Gaia couldn't take a hint and still Push stalon and they fuck

Bal caught them but he was OK with it and called Gaia a Slut which made him mad and chase after bal leaving Stalon in his Room

Then Stalon plan to leave for good to "Find himself" and doesn't wanna be a burden to his friends no more but he is stopped by Alec and Elain and they wanna tell him something

The CG ends with the two saying something to stalon that made him smile

It's probably them asking Stalon to be a Godfather or Be Alec best man for the wedding

But if you ask me they including Stalon in there relationship lol

[dysc0re]

Spy Kids 3D redraw from today

[hotpussylovecraft]

Hey, Tango and Cash got put on tubi

[radiogornjigrad]

SAMO ONI BEZ MASKE PONOSNO MARŠIRAJU

Prerušavanje biće vaša sudbina, kao i preferiranje ugodne prevare ispred javno objavljene istine. Igrajte farse svakodnevnog života. Gubitak sebe je dio igre. (Ali ipak: samo onaj koji ne nosi masku ponosno maršira.) Izađite u nepoznata područja zemlje i pustite one bez iluzija da se zlonamjerno nasmiješe: iluzija pruža snagu vizijama. Da, prepustite se čežnji za formom i prođite pored…

[tonybraum]

[theawesomeaki-kun]

Today I learned an expensive lesson:

Things that look fine on the outside can very much be rotting from the inside.

Might be passed out on the floor for a couple of days...

[yetanotherthriftblog]

Didja know kids had Rambo-themed birthday parties in the 1980s?

[kairunatic]

Made by : ABSOL

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@shelbygraces

shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big headed ASS UP You and your splotchy hair dye you can't ever choose what color you want, like make up your mind, lovejoys music is better then what you will ever make because you have made NOTHING against them you have been on YouTube for what over 10 years and almost 20 years? And your just now getting 100,00? Sad that just shows that your own 'supporters' aren't even supporting you and just sending absolute shit on us. For God's sakeI had a BLOODY TAMPON tell me to kms all because I had a Wilbur Soot costume you need to learn to control your subs everyone else can why can't you? With how far apart your eyes are I would be way to long to get from one eye to the other I would have to get a pit stop on your nose before anything, your fashion style is practically equivalent to a 7 year old girls closet. The only reason why they replace William with you in QSMP is because you would have never made it when everyone else got a invite, I'm surprised you even got the amount of support you have gotten because you weren't even known even after the relationship with Wilbur you only started getting your fame is because your a selfish little bitch that doesn't know when to stfu. On the selfishness side of you why didn't you give your fans the merch you absolutely promised them? Was it because you where too small of a creator even then to collaborate with someone? "I'd settle for a gun-" Yeah Wilbur we all would settle for the gun them having to hear her loud annoying voice, Shelby you wanted to say it's weird to be friends with minors because Wilbur was friends with tubbo and Tom when they were kids still but your in your early 30S AND FRIENDS WITH AIMSEY WHEN SHE WAS A MINOR you hypocrite "He had a ant infestation" Oh? Now did he? I would like proof on that. Or if I'm gonna be honest you probably don't even have proof like EVERYTHING ELSE and if you did have proof you would have showed it in the first stream. Wil said that he has many different pieces of proof showing you consented but he's not showing them for YOUR OWN PRIVACY AND SAFETY. " hello! My name is Shubble and welcome bsck to my channel" YOU SOUND LIKE STITCH IN YOUR INTROS WTF?? AND YOUR INTRO VOICE LITERALLY HASNT CHANGED IN THE PAST SIX DAMN YEARS? GET CREATIVE MAKE SOMETHING NEW. "I have alot of opinions about sounds in minecraft, what are the best sounds, what are the worst sounds" 1. Damn right you have opinions i think its obvious with the amount of time you have come out with almost every single popular ex of yours and there's suddenly something that went wrong in every damn one. 2 you are the worst sound not just on minecraft but in mankind. 3 William gold has the most iconic and funny ass minecraft sounds. "Just another thrift hall!" Why? Because you can't afford full priced clothing? "I will not be dying mu hair anymore" Then why the hell is your hair orange rn? Me and MULTIPLE people thought you weren't gonna say anything about ILGWIS because the song it literally directed towards how shitty you are/had been but NO you had the clout Shelby, you had to piss people off like me. "Stream my stream instead" Yeah that's all we can do because one again you have no music to stream. Fuck you Shelby, you clout chasing bitch.

VICTIM MORTALITY AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH