#St Vlad's

[cryptidconnieredbubble]

Are you a fan of a certain Shadowkissed Dhampir and her badass Russian God boyfriend? Well, I have just the merch for you, my Vampire Academy collection is now available in my store!

[cayena-nya]

Yes, they were the ones who I thought at this song fr.

[thephantomofanastasia]

This is so cool. A production of Anastasia the Musical at the University of Mainz in Germany.

Photo credit to vidhyavictoria on IG

[ghostlyglimmer]

Alright so I chose Jack to be a Saint Bernard and instead of having a keg as his the rum barrel it's the Fenton Thermos.

Maddie is a Saluki, I feel like it helps counter with Vlad being a Borzoi.

[anastasiamusicalupdates]

Milan van Waardenburg and Ad Knippels with the cast of Anastasia Netherlands in Rumor in St Petersburg.

[oh2e]

There are also an awful lot of daytime scenes considering St Vladimir’s runs on a nocturnal schedule.

[knivesandteeth]

Trying so hard not to crush on the hot silver-fox resident at work

[eddiemelrose]

I know the tv series approached it a bit differently (from memory anyway) but after reading the turn and the flame I find it kind of funny the way the movie portrayed the car accident as the dragomirs + rose driving by themselves at night. the only dragomirs at night with no protection other than a fifteen year old novice. you might want to rethink that...

[thephantomofanastasia]

This is so cool. A production of Anastasia the Musical at the University of Mainz in Germany

Photo credit to musicalinc on IG

[adventism-atheism-orthodoxy-me]

I just saw this 1 year old video, and it made me think of this video about Peter Singer's famous and controversial philosophy paper published in 1972 - which he criticizes as an insufficient philosophy based upon its heavy emphases on Utilitarianism.

He's right.

I thought I'd share.

[ghostofashina]

They did so dirt to Godwyn that not even his brother, Messmer, they allowed him to have.

We suddenly find he has an older brother. At first, it seems out of nowhere. But once you look into it, things get deeper:

Their births merge into another, as if they were one. They probably lived together, they probably were very close, for being the eldest sons. They were probably raised as equal by Godfrey.

They share the most insane duality, as if they were Golden and Order. Godwyn was diplomatic, Messmer was merciless. One won a war with an alliance, the other purged a whole land. Godwyn represented what was beaufiul and golden of the empire. Messmer what was dirt and hid in the shadows. Then, we have Gold and Shadow throughout the whole DLC, and it meant nothing.

Their "curses". Godwyn started producing flames, just like Messmer, once he became the Prince of Death. They both share the bestiality features of serpents and siren, circling back to mythological creatures. But not only that, Godwyn's features are growing in living beings exactly like Messmer's features are also growing in his serpent and knights. They are basically the same thing.

Messmer's flames were used to ressurrect soulless bodies according to the >>death<< mask. Messmer surrounded himself with >>death<<.

But no. Radahn saw Messmer as a big brother. That's what the DLC chose to tell us.

Godwyn was the link missing between Miquella and Messmer. And the whole conflict between them we did not have at all. But even his brothers, Godwyn got robbed.

we get so many names and characterizations for messmer's group: wego, salza, hilde, andreas, huw, erdeed, garrew

and the death knights don't even get names. we learn virtually nothing about godwyn like wtf

Godwyn is the biggest victim of this DLC I swear to god 😭 Hands down the most forsaken and saddest character in fromsoft history by virtue of the fact that the writers do not give two shits about him.

What's frustrating too is that nearly every one of Promised Retcons shoehorned lore would have worked perfectly for Godwyn:

Messmer being the "big brother" and whats dumb about that is that it honestly applies to anyone in the Marigon family because Messmer is literally the Eldest Brother of all the Demigods. But anyway, Godwyn would make more freaking sense because he is closer to Messmer in birth order(possibly being full-blooded brothers because the hints of Godfrey being Messies father is all over the place) and also Godwyn canonically waged war in the Realm of Shadow with his knights and yet we don't see any proof of that which is just 😡

And Gaius, damn him, but Godwyn being besties with an Albinauric would also give Miquella some more characterization and would tie in to why Miq cares for them so much and offered them sanctuary, his beloved Brother loved them so why wouldn't he?

I mourn for Godwyn the Golden and how fucking dirty he was done 😔

[tutanchanup]

I am sad that there's no good contemporary depiction of Vlad III. Draculea with a beard, since he wore one, at least according to his own personal seal (surprising, right?!). But we only have images of him with the iconic moustache.

So I decided to make one myself :D

I used the style of mediaeval icons, inspired by the ones painted in Snagov Monastery, which is connected to Vlad III. As I am no master of this type of art, I used as a base the icon of st. Alexander Nevskij, since he's holding a sword. I also wanted to draw him with a crown, sice that is also on Vlad's seal.

For his face, I used the contemporary description of Vlad from an eye-witness, Niccolò Modrussa, who describes him with aquiline nose, green eyes, long, black curly hair and intimidating, bushy eyebrows. I also tried to imitate the shape of his face from the traditional depictions of Vlad, although these were probably made by people who might've never seen him (and they also depicted him as ugly as part of propaganda against him. It's funny how in the chronicles his enemies always describe him as ugly while his allies described him as beautiful :D).

I was surprised that none of these depictions paint the mentioned strong eyebrows, but then I found out that medieval paintings in general don't really focus on various shapes of eyebrows, they're always more or less the same, so my decision to paint them might be a little bit anachronistic :D

I hope no-one will be offended that I kept the hallo. It looks good aesthetically, and, to be honest, Vlad's cousin Stephen the Great was hallowed, and I feel that if Vlad's name hasn't been dragged through the mud by the horrible propaganda, he might've ended like that as well, as it seems he was quite loved by his people.

Enjoy!

And if you want to know more about the real Vlad III. Dracula, without the distortion of the sensational propaganda against him, I highly recommend the professional team Corpus Draculianum and their illustrious YouTube channel, where they talk about Vlad's fascinating life in engaging and enjoyable form:

The personal seal of Vlad III. Draculea depicting him with a beard and a crown, which I found thanks to Corpus Draculianum and which I used as a main inspiration:

I admit I changed the beard a bit to look more like the royal fashion, and, well, in a hardly preserved 500 year old wax seal there wasn't much room for details, so I took it with a grain of salt.

[benslittlestarkiller]

Vladimir Makarov Headcannon Imagines

This is dedicated to those who wanted me to write a Vladimir makarov story 💋

Vladimir is a traditional man. He shows his woman respect

He demands respect from you, too, however

If you disrespect him, it’s like a fun game for him

He gets to punish you

He makes sure the punishment is not only fun for him, but fun for you as well

Everything is consensual between you

And he also likes when you’re on top… though he never emit it…

Vladimir take you on dates to expensive restauraunts. You can order whatever you want

Total sugar daddy material. He buys you dresses and expanto sive jewellery,

he take you to Prsfda, VChannel, Gucchi, , Her,mires,

All the nicest stores in Moscow

You never have to work a day in you life with him, cus he will take CARE of you.

Yiu do NOt have to voook, clean or anything elsoe

He hires a maid for you, she do everything

You call him “Vladdy” or “Vladdy Daddy’

Vladmir stoood on the balcony of his expensive high rise penthouse apartment suite condominium umm

He never like to see you wear revealing deresss. Your body for his eye only. NO man loo at yoo

OR ELSE BREAK KNEE…..

You came up behind he and wrap ur fingers around he waist gently feeling his hardened muscles and sclupted booty, his firm body tough from battles he had won during his time in the military when he was younger, the training had formed him in to the hardend virilie form he had now.

“What is it baby girl” he asked in Russian accentw

He accent make your coochie tighten with need for he hardened thivk veiny bulging cook

When Flaccid it was like a Makarov pistole.

But when standing at attention like right now it was big as AK-47

“Vladdy I want you” you said in a breathless voice

“I want you too baby girl” he picked you up

And set you down effortlessly on the balcony railing 50 stories up

He grips youe thighs in his strong hands spreading your legs as wide as the black sea

Your princess parts already just as wet as the sea 2, u panties drooping weet and socked with need for Valdimie

“Ohhh please daddy I need it, my coochie is tingling”

Ur word gets hum going with intense adn debilitatng nerf NEED

So sorry guys news device so HWSF. t hard to tupe type with :C

His dick slid against your intimage area, his dripping essence mingling with yours

He slode your panties aasdide and pushed the tip, like the Onion dome of St Basils Chuch, against

You dripping aching cunt.

He take tim e filling you slowly so you fee each inch adn centimeter of his engorged and throbbing member

Your head falls back in exsctasy “OJHHHk….” you manned

nd he MAnned too. TThe feleling of. f your atight wales

Encasing him and sucking his deeper

He filled you deeply until he breached the sensitive barrier of your cachinh aching cervix

“OHHHHH Please full me deeper VlDDDY!”

“Oh baby gur yuo felt so sgoood……. ugh ugh ugh”

Each moan of his pleasure made you wall clench, squeesing him tight like squeezing into a pair of jeans after eating a generous bowl of borscht.

“oh, Bladimir, I can;t i htink i’m gonna……”

You body shakwes violently as you come on his virlie cup

“AHHHH@@!!!!! Bladdy!!!! Vlad@@!!!!”

The feelungb of u tight geat him close t o the edge of falling off thr edge of bluss

But h held back,

His trusts becme hurdle nd fatter as he is losing himswlf in plosure

His cock swells like a sponge left in the sink during washing up after dinner

But you didn’t knew about it acuz your maid did it

Hoa beethunf becined eruged BS

And thun he cams inside your

Hole

Thick hefty spurts fill your waiting womb like a bowl waiting to be filled with borscht

Or a pelmeni dumpling being filled with a serving of meat and veggies

His cum drips our off you down your leg and then down off the belcuny into the city street of Moscow Russia

Cum fell like sno soft and wet onto the winter city

Your love dripping for all too seee

Even the maid

As she cum alung to clean the evideance away offf the balcunty

That day and night Vladimir Jr was conceived in a flurry of pission

Ladimurlove his sun

Vladimir jr

He was a good boy raised by his loving mother ans father

You love him. Raise him to fight in war

The wing

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #31

Only 2 weeks into the semester and school is already beating my ass, but you know who always has my back? That's right baby. Paperinik. New. Adventures. Always there for me when nobody else is.

Anyways um today is PKNA #26: Time Flies which is a fun and normal adventure chapter with absolutely no existential commentary on the nature of art whatsoever.

GIANT ENEMY CRAB WHOOOO YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT

umm ACTUALLY mysterious disembodied voice, Donald is a little bitch so write that down

Shoutout to Malva I think her design is really cool and we love a bald woman they slays. Shoutout to bald women actually, just like in general.

DUDE LOOK they're flying through time... just like the cover art

Shoutout to Malva AGAIN for this outfit. Yas bitch slay!!!

their faces are killing me

Since Malva and Vlad are already traveling everywhere with such little regard for the timestream they should go show a Victorian child an iPhone and see if he dies from shock

YEAHHHH BIG FUCKING ROBOT DRAGON FIGHT YEAAHHHH 🔥🔥🔥

No Vlad is right here, PK and Lyla are doing time travel all wrong. You're supposed to dress up in silly little outfits :/

The 4 of them are so fucking goofy I'm kind of living for this set of characters tbh

AW HELL NAW WE IN THE LAND BEFORE TIME

Enjoying this pair of random Evronian workers who seem to be about as rundown as the rest of us

Goofy asf panel they're just like D:

heh... well then, LET'S. GET. DANGEROU- no wait that's the other guy

LYLA WITH MESSY HAIR RRRAAAHHHHH I love her

WoOAoaoOAoahhh PLOT TWIST!!! Is that DUCKLAS STYVESANT??? Remember? Remember him from Portrait of the Young Hero-

THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT YOU JUST READ FOR THE LAST 60 PAGES WAS ACTUALLY A SERIES OF AI GENERATED SLOP FROM THE YEAR 2255!!! FUCK YOU

Oh.

OKAY SO. Obviously the biggest hit of this chapter comes at the very end, when it's revealed that the entire story we've been following wasn't actually real, and this whole time we've just been reading an episode of a TV show that was entirely computer-generated. Of course, this comic was still made by real artists, because the technology to AI generate photos didn't exist all the way back in 1999 (thank god).

Had I read this comic maybe 4, 5 years ago, I would've probably just been like "oh huh. that's neat." and moved on. But reading this story now, in the year 2025??? Holy shit dude. The accuracy with which they approach the topic of AI art in this story is lowkey terrifying. You're telling me that Ducklas fucking Styvesant can grasp the concept of why AI art would be wrong in the year 1999, and we somehow have people in MODERN DAY that can't grasp why people are against it? 😭

This is another one of those scenarios where you read sci-fi media from the past that's exploring some kind of existential threat, in this case the existence of entirely machine-generated "art", and it's explored as some kind of scary far off "what if" scenario, but yet again we're brought face to face with the fact that this is actually happening NOW. Like NOW now. This comic predicted that computer generated shows would be a newly emerging technology in 2255, that makes us almost 230 years ahead of schedule in the real world. AND I THINK THAT'S FUCKIN CRAZY!!!!

If we're gonna go the route of making all the sci-fi horrors of PKNA into real world things can we at least get an Uno first? I would much prefer him existing over the AI slop that's all over google images now, thanks xoxo.

Anyways to briefly wind down it's time for Lyla comic!!

Shoutout to Lyla for being in what I can only assume is robot therapy

BTW if my coworkers decided to invite themselves over to my house and expected ME to prepare a meal for them?? I'd literally kill everyone in that office.

I can't cook for shit and I even I knew that... also if Lyla wasn't a robot she would have severe burns all over her body right now so. Here's a quick PSA: don't microwave eggs, don't microwave water either, both will explode. Above all else, stay safe in the kitchen.

Anyways here are some shots of Lyla being cute because I think she looks great in this artstyle.

See you next week fellow book clubbers 🫡

[anastasiamusicalupdates]

lukassandmannofficial: 🪆ANASTASIA🪆

Auf geht’s in die neue Spielzeit mit einer fulminanten Premier von “Anastasia”. Danke für diese sehr spannende und Ereignisreiche Probenzeit!

Regie: @matthiasdavids

Musik: #tombitterlich @juheon.han

Bühne: @ andrewedwards

Choreo: #kimduddy

Dramturgie: @arnebeeker

Licht: @mgrundner

Kostüm: @ales_valasek_designer

Wir sehen uns! 🤍

Foto by @reinhard_winkler_foto

September 10, 2022

Translation: Let’s go into the new season with a thrilling premier of “Anastasia”. Thank you for this very exciting and eventful rehearsal time!

(Directed by, Music, Stage, Choreography, Drama, Light, Costumes)

See you around!

[airitree]

A story about a priest grappling with childhood/addiction/obsession.

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~St Anthony~

Father Vladislav Korsakov (Left): Vlad tries to be a good priest to his community. He is stricken with nervous thoughts and afraid of his own disturbing revelations about himself and his life.

Monsignor Harvey Bourdeaux (Middle): Bourdeaux is best known for his exquisite murals and paintings. He’s an old man who often claims to be retiring next year, but he can’t make himself. Vlad is nervous of taking his position as lead so there is no complaints from him.

Deacon Thomas Cunningham (Right): Thomas is a dedicated permanent deacon who takes his role seriously. He dislikes Fr. Vlad. They have personal disagreements but it's mostly one sided.

~Our Lady of Victory~

Father Elijah “Eli” Andonian (Front): Eli is the pastor of a small parish within an old historical church, known for his dry homilies. He is a close family friend of Vladislav and Ani Sargsyan (Vlad’s mother).

† Father William Ewing (Shadow): The former pastor of OLV. He was beloved by everyone, and offered mentorship and spiritual guidance to Vlad within his childhood and teens.