#Squishysquishes

[squishy-doesnt-squish]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH F*CKING J*FFREY D*HMER 😭 (I CENSOR THIS NAME CUZ HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE A NAME IN THE FIRST PLACE, IT'S AN INSULT TOWARDS HUMANITY 😃✋ ((no hate against other jeffreys though you're cool :D))) I HATE THIS GUY HE SHOULD ROT IN HELL BUT WHY HE BE MAKING THIS DAY SO DIRTY BY BEING BORNNNN 😭 At least 65 years later, I CAME ✨🤗

(But to be serious, rest in peace to all the victims and all the best for their families 💕🕊)

[deafeningfanlight23]

Read ur art post Teheheh

I have an Idea :3

Draw Lunar hugging Eclipse:3

Give da Brothas some comfort :)

Is this your delayed order, Cosmo? 🤨

Yeah? OKAY NOW GIMME YOUR SOUL 👹 /joke :D Or is it? 🤨 Maybe 😋

[theolderguards]

🗣 SOUP!!!!! 🫴🍲

[straight-to-the-pain]

do you know what kinda animal heart it is!!!!!!!!! :O reaching thru my screen and squishing it in my hands. squishysquish.

Okay so I did this a couple times throughout my academic career and I want to say it was a lamb? They were selling it in the Turkish market near my school so probably that?

[short-and-ugly]

DON'T SQUISH MY BABIES

squishysquish

[squishysuggestions]

hey!! you!! youre doing amazing!! i believe in you!!

[every2ndltjeanhavoc]

[toytiny]

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[urbisie]

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ALEXANDRA♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥HEREHAVESOMEBACK♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥WHYSOCUTE♥♥♥♥♥♥SQUISHYSQUISH♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[squishy-doesnt-squish]

Ndonjehere e dua shume veten, por ndonjehere nuk e dua veten aspak 😭 Ndonjehere une jam si: OMG TI DUKE SHUME E MIRE, ME FUNDIT I ​​DUA FLOKET, HUMORIN IM, PERSONALITETIN IM 😋✨ Ndaloje ose do te bie ne dashuri me reflektimin tim 😍✋

POR TANI DUA TE KERCEJ NGA DRITARJA 😭😐 Une nuk kam asnje problem, per çfare po flisni? 🤨

OKAY ANYWAY TUNG :D

[deafeningfanlight23]

give me ur roblox acc *grabs gun*

*Spawns gun* I HAVE ONE TOO BIATCH, THE CITY ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US 👹 /j XD

BUT I CAN'T I EATED IT ALL 😭💔

[3rdeyeopener-blog]

It all started with a dog and arepas. Then this little sneak came up. Look how cute she is. She just slid right over... sneaky sneaky. So cute tho! Look at those cheeks!!!! #SquishySquish #FirstWorldKids #NativeKidsOfTheGram #MakeAmericaIndigenousAgain #DumpTrump

[thoughtmasons]

Went to the awesome Melbourne exhibition of Deck for Change to raise funds for a skate park in Tibet! So many brilliant artists - check out @decksforchange for more #decksforchange #skateart @carlblah @squishysquish @workshopmelbourne @fat.dog #sorryifimissedyou

[squishy-doesnt-squish]

LONG VENT YAYYYY ✨😍 tw parent fight, tw turbulent household, tw implication of !!IMPENDING!! violence??? (THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD- 😀)

MY PARENTS ARE SO STUPID SOMETIMES MY BRAIN CELLS HURT MORE THAN IN MATH CLASS 😭 (AND TRUST ME, WE ARE DOING ALGEBRA RIGHT NOW 😃✋)

LIKE BIATCH I SHOULD ACT LIKE A CHILD, NOT YOU TWO 😃✋

Of course I luv them BUT Y'ALL SOMETIMES I WANNA PUNCH THEM TO THE MOON 😍

BECAUSE THEY FIGHT OVER THE DUMBEST THINGS LIKE I SWEAR TO GAWD THEY DON'T FIGHT OVER MY MOM CHEATING ON MY DAD, NUH-UH, THEY FIGHT OVER AN INSTRAGRAM STORY 😀

I REPEAT FOR IMPACT: AN INSTRAGRAM STORY 😭

THEY GAVE ME TRAUMA AGAIN OVER AN APP AND NO THAT AIN'T SLAY THAT'S STUPID 😭

and BTW THE FIGHT WAS OVER A WEEK AGO, ON A WEDNESDAY, AND THEY STILL AREN'T GOOD WITH EACH OTHER 😭 They still don't talk to each other and it's so UNCOMFY in the household right now that I just wanna stay in school and with my friends :'D AND I'VE NEVER EXPECTED THIS DAY TO COME WHERE I WANNA STAY IN SCHOOL LIKE BRUH THIS AIN'T ME I AM A CLONE I WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THIS EVEN IF MY CHOCOLATE MILK DEPENDED ON IT 😭 THIS IS SQUISHY MISCHARACTERIZATION 😭 (Okay I would rob a bank for chocolate milk BUT IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT SHUSH 🙄 I'm a theatre kid to the core after all ;D)

AND THE FIGHT WASN'T LIKE A MEAN GIRLS FIGHT WHERE THEY ARE LIKE "Oh THIS DRESS DOESN'T FIT YOU AT ALL, PACIFICA 🙄💅" AND PACIFICA IS LIKE "OKAY GIMME A MOMENT BIATCH I WILL SLEEP WITH UR BOYFRIEND NOW 🤭🏃‍♀️💨" (I never watched Mean Girls- 😭)

LIKE THEY SCREAMED SO MUCH AN EARTHQUAKE WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN 😨 And I didn't even notice that they fought at first CUZ I WAS PLAYING WITH MY IRL BESTIE MINECRAFT ILLEGALY 😭 (Btw WE GOT TO THE ENDER DRAGON 😆😆😆 BUT BRO WE WERE SO BAD AND OMG THE THE ENDER DRAGON HAD BEEF WITH HER 🤣 Bro she DIED SO MUCH AND I JUST LAUGHED MY A$$ OFF 😭 I'm a good friend, I know 😋✨)

AND THEN SUDDENLY MY MOM TURNED INTO A T-REX AND SCREAMED SO MUCH I WAS TO MY BEST FRIEND "WAIT WAIT WAIT 😨" CUZ I KNOW WHAT WAS BOUTA HAPPEN AND RAN TOWARDS THE BEDROOM OF MY PARENTS AND YEAHHH I DON'T WANNA TELL WHAT WAS HAPPENING BUT IT WAS BAD BAD BAD 😭

SO YEAH MY OLDER BROTHER TRIED TO SEPERATE THEM CUZ IT WAS ABOUT TO GET PHYSICAL (And NOT THE DUA LIPA SONG MY PARENTS ARE TOO UNTALENTED FOR THE CHEOGRAPHY 😭 But WE GOTTA ADMIT: DUA LIPA ATEEE MBRETËRESHJA JONË SHQIPTARE ✨💃)

And yeah I RAN back cuz my dad just left the room CUZ IF HE SAW ME HE WOULD LET HIS ANGER OUT ON ME (Not with a karate kick just screaming and insulting :I) AND I WAS BACK WITH MY FRIEND AND SHE WAS LIKE "GURL THE F*CK IS WRONG 🤨" and yeah I broke down crying and telling HER EVERYTHING I STUPID IDIOT 😭 She comforted me though and promised me that she will haunt them in their nightmares :3

AND MY DAD SUDDENLY STORMED INTO THE ROOM THOUGH AND I ACTED HAPPY-GO-LUCKY AGAIN (coping mechanism YAY 😋 BTW DON'T DO THAT IT'S UNHEALTHY YOU DON'T KNOW THEN IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY HAPPY AND YOUR PERSONALITY CAN CHANGE AND IDENTITY CRISIS KICKS IN 😀 <- says me, doing it since I was six 😔)

AND HE WANTED MY PHONE SO I GAVE IT TO HIM AND I WAS SCARED HE WOULD BREAK IT (cuz he did that with my brother once) BUT HE JUST HID IT IN THE KITCHEN??? LIKE MY ALBANIAN BROTHA, WHAT WAS UR PLAN 🤨🤨

AND AFTERWARDS A DAY LATER I TOLD MY MOM HOW MY FRIEND HAD TO COMFORT ME AND HOW I SAW THE FIGHT AND SUCH AND Y'ALL, I FELT LIKE SHE WAS ONLY CONCERNED THAT MY FRIEND KNOWS THAT MY FAMILY IS F*CKED UP 😭😭 Like MOTHER, WHERE IS YOUR EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE SIDE, DO I HAVE TO UNLOCK A SECRET CODE FOR THAT 😀

MY BROTHER YELLED AT MY MOM AND HE TORE HER SO APART IT WAS DRAKE VS KENDRICK LAMAR ALL OVER AGAIN 😭 (And there WERE NO CHILDREN POSSIBLY HARMED :D) But like my parents won't change no matter how much my brother tries, they are too stubborn for that and CAN'T ADMIT THEY ARE WRONG :'D (They would have murdered each other probably [NOT LITERALLY, ✨ METAPHORICALLY ✨] if my brother wasn't around, HE ALWAYS HAS TO DE-ESCALATE THE FIGHTS AND HAS TO TALK TO BOTH OF THEM SEPERATELY LIKE SOME SECRET AGENT, WE ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING 😭 He is more mature than both of them :/)

And NO I AND MY BROTHER DIDN'T TALK WITH MY DAD ABOUT IT CUZ HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD "Self-reflection 😍" AND WHENEVER I WOULD TRY AND SAY I AM TRAUMATIZED BY THEIR FIGHTS AND GET STRESSED OUT BY THEM, HE GETS ANGRY AND YELLS AT ME AND SAYS THAT I AM SENSITIVE??? LIKE OMG, THANK YOU FATHER, THAT'S HOW THERAPISTS DEAL WITH THAT: SCREAMING AT THEIR PATIENTS 😋✨ He gives me already teaching lessons and shows this tactic for me 🤭💅

SO ANYWAY I CAN TELL THIS IN MY BIOGRAPHY NOW WHEN I TURN FAMOUS GOTTA FEED MY NON-EXISTENT FANS 😍💅 LMAO XD

But LIKE SERIOUSLY Y'ALL everything's fine, it's not that bad 😭🙏 THOSE FIGHTS AREN'T OFTEN!!!!! I'm used to it SO NO DON'T COME TO COMFORT ME, NUH-UH, I APPRECIATE IT BUT IT WASN'T A WAR JUST TWO PARENTS THAT ACT LIKE CHILDREN 😀 That's just my broken fam and my lore for ya! :D

Outside the fights, THEY ARE THE BEST PARENTS EVER, but whenever there is a fight... their... THEIR ALPHA SIDE COMES OUT 😨😤 (HELP 😭)

TUNG! :D

[deafeningfanlight23]

BRO I'M NOT IN NEW YEAR MOOD ALTHOUGH IT'S TOMORROW 😭🙏

Cuz y'know the girls are fighting AGAIN ✨🙄💅 And idk anymore with WHO he is fighting now LIKE BRO HE TRYNA FIGHT ALL OF US AT ONCE BUT YOU GOTTA DECIDE WHO YOU ARE ANGRY AT??? 😭😭😭 Me??? Cuz I drank the last chocolate milk??? 🤨🤨 Like sry I have problems with self-control BUT HMMM GUESS WHO I GOT THAT FROM IT SOUNDS A BIT FAMILIAR- 😃

BUT THAT'S FOR ME TO CRY ABOUT, NOT YOU, SO HAPPY EARLY NEW YEAR >:D Enjoy your time with your fam, your siblings, your cat, your dog, EVERYONE and I hope it will be your best new year thingy in YOUR LIFE 🤗 So if u excuse me, I gotta watch Roblox creepypastas, work on my TSAMS AU and daydream about it instead of writing it and eat ice cream while I cry... IN AN ✨AESTHETIC✨ WAY OF COURSE, I GOT MANNERS 😑

[squishy-doesnt-squish]

LANGUAGE RANT :'D

BRO I START TO THINK IN ENGLISH SOMETIMES DID I TURN AMERICAN SUDDENLY??? 😨😭

Like Y'ALL BEFORE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IN ALBANIAN OR GERMAN BUT NOW MY MIND IS TURNING AMERICAN 😭

UND DESWEGEN WERDE ICH JETZT DEUTSCH SPRECHEN! >:D Aber nicht Shqip (Albanisch) weil ich spreche es sowieso IMMER GEFÜHLT MIT MEINER FAMILIE UND BENUTZE ES IMMER FÜR WHATSAPP UND SCHRIFTLICHE ANGELEGENHEITEN HALT ES VERFOLGT MICH MEINE ALBANISCHEN VORFAHREN 😭✋

Also, Deutsch ist eigentlich nicht SOO schwer, da eigentlich viele englische Wörter dem Deutschen ähneln WEIL RATE ABER ICH LASSE DIR KEINE ZEIT ZUM RATEN HA: Einige englischen Wörter vom Deutschen abstammen ;D Aber WAS schwierig ist für manche (und sogar für mich manchmal) ist die BETONUNG UND OH MEIN GOTT DIE BETONUNG IST MEIN ERZFEIND, SCHULE KOMMT ZWEITER 😃✋ Aber ICH VERSPRECHE EUCH, DEUTSCH KLINGT NICHT SO AGGRESSIV WIR SIND NICHT VERWANDT MIT TOLLWÜTIGEN CHICHUAHUAS 😐 Nur viele machen das so dramatisch halt wir schreien nicht "KRANKENWAGEN 👹🔥‼🗣" ALS OB WIR VERSUCHEN ES ZU BESCHWÖREN 😭

AUFJEDENFALL, KOMISCHE BETONUNG:

Mein Name hat nur ein "S" zum Beispiel, aber man spricht es kurz aus, was anscheinend im Deutschen ungewöhnlich ist, weil man Dinge mit nur einem s eher länger betont und in die Länge zieht, WESWEGEN ICH MEINE LEHRER UND MITSCHÜLER IMMER KORRIGIEREN MUSS :'D Sie sagen es immer wie eine Schlange 😭✋

Aber die Setzung des Beistriches ist eigentlich am ANFANG leicht: Man muss Beistriche immer bei Bindewörter setzen (Also meistens glaub ich), weswegen ich jetzt gerade zum Beispiel ein Beistrich vor "weswegen" gesetzt habe! :D ICH BIN DEUTSCHLEHRER HIER EINFACH OHA WANN BEGINNT MEINE KARRIERE?? >:D

ABER ES GIBT AUCH SOLCHE REGELN :'D Halt es gibt Haupt- und Gliedsätze und der Gliedsatz kann manchmal IN DER MITTE des Satzes stehen, was auch im Spanischen auch gibt glaub ich und im Englischen ALSO JEDE SPRACHE?? 🤔

Zum Beispiel:

Mattias, der Fußball spielt, hat keine Freunde.

Mattias, que juega futból, no tiene amigos.

Matties, who plays football, has no friends.

Und das ist eigentlich auch VOLL leicht aber bei manchen IST EINFACH BRO DU MAGST KEINE KINDER 😃✋ (Aber besser magst du keine Kinder als DU SIE MAGST- 😍😭)

ABER SPANISCH IST AUCH SOOO SCHWER HALT DIE IRREGULÄREN VERBEN UND KONJUNGTIONEN DER ZEITEN ICH STERBE DABEI 😭😭

Ich LIEBE die Sprache und ich denke ich bin ganz gut darin, ABER TROTZDEM SHDJS :'D

HALT WIE MEINT IHR JUGAR WIRD ZU JUEGA WIE IM BEISPIEL UND TENER TO TIENE??? 🤨

ABER DIE ZEITEN SIND AUCH SO SCHWER 😭

Halt Zukunft ist einfach, einfach ir konjugiert + a + ein verb das NICHT konjungiert ist, EASY >:D Halt voy a ir al cine! (a + el WIRD ZU AL BTW :'D)

ABER DANN PERFECT SIMPLE TENSE UND GRUNDIOS ODER WIE AUCH IMMER DAS HEIßT HALT DIE PRESENT PROGRESSIVE VOM SPANISCHEN HILFE HELP NECESITO AYUDA 😭

Halt DIE SIND FAST GLEICH :'D

Z.b PERFECT SIMPLE TENSE:

Aprender - Aprendido, das e wird zu i! :D Einfach "do" dazu tun :D

Und irregulär: Escribir - Escrito, auch einfach! :D

ABER DANN IST ES SO BEI DER ANDEREN:

Aprender - Aprendiendo, ES IST FAST DASSELBE NUR DAS N WIRD HINZUGEFÜGT UND MAN MUSS E ZU IE MACHEN 😭 Halt es klingt nicht SOO ähnlich für euch vielleicht ABER ES IST SO EINFACH ZUM VERWECHSELN WENN MAN ES GERADE LERNT :'D

UND OMG DIE IRREGULÄREN VERBEN HILFE :'D

ABER ES IST FAST 23 UHR (oder almost 11 pm ODERRR casi a las once de la noche :'D) SO ICH MUSS SCHLAFEN :'D

BYE, TSCHÜSS, ADIÓS, TUNG! :D