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I should NOT be allowed to drive a death machine

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fuckk that’s creepy as hell. makes me feel sick n disgusting. i love it i need more of it right fucking nowww

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been listening to a lot of hozier recently

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gir is pissing on zim’s leg in the bg ❤️

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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

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Skoodge having a tea party with GIR and Minimoose

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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

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ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......

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How I feel posting

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i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

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i couldn’t think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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We’re the SAME AGE

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brought to you by @bindigoat s HMC fixation of April 2021