#Spring is an ass but he's Gaia's problem

[sigery]

Blue Moon needs lessons on how to not hate eclipses on sight. Or at least hold back with assumptions. Like they would do with the TFs. They technically don't kill them until they're certain it's a TF world. While if they spot a 'different looking sun' they just make the assumption that it's an eclipse. An evil one at that.

Well it's a good thing Glitter wasn't alone when Blue Moon met him. He's a different looking sun. Especially since 'coral' is kind of orange which is a common eclipse color... his soft colors are obviously a disguise to hide his evilness

But yes; Blue Moon plz chill. Innocent till proven guilty. I know someone could get hurt if the 'rage' is bad, but that is a if. Blue Moon is big enough that he's a threat by just existing. Plz just play nice. Eclipse doesn't have to be kin, but let them live

[kurtty-drabbles]

Coraline au (Excalibur)

N/A: The Krees will show their ugly face later. Right now, I want to kill two birds with one peeble here as I have some ideas for this chapter.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @bamfoftheundead

Joining Excalibur was in the spring of the moment. Ever since the Inhuman´s situation was resolved nicely (or not) the X-men seem to agree that Kitty is a valuable asset, but, she deserves some time off.

Fear. They fear me.

As her new album is almost ready the fans will have to speculate a little more. Quicksilver is making loud noises against Kitty blaming her for the death of his wife.

But...she was cheating on him for years.

Musing back to that particular encounter Kitty knows that interaction could have been better. Speak how his wife was blatantly cheating with the Human-Torch is not a good peace talk and now the Avengers have a new mutant to hate.

Even after Quicksilver found out that his wife was indeed cheating on him it didn´t stop his resentment for Kitty to wane but allows his mind to process things differently.

Oh yes, revenge and guilt. I can understand that.

"Can you?" a male voice draws attention to the left side as Nightcrawler is there next to her admiring the lighthouse. Her doe eyes blink for a moment as she now sighs at IT´s presence.

"I guess you can be happy to know you can still surprise me, and you think I don´t understand revenge?" she said looking at him bemused as she formed a fist. There´s something almost casual in this gesture.

Nightcrawler seems amused(and Kitty can swear he´s a tad bit turn on) as he continues speaking. "Oh no, revenge you can understand, but the nuances are something different. Pietro Maximoff loved that woman even if she horribly cheats on him. And you killed her, oh don´t look at me like that," he offers a smile to Kitty and she can see his fangs. A smug smile indeed "when you made the wish you share culpability as well. Not that I´m opposed to that"

Kitty is still bemused but let him speaks as Nightcrawler seems to have a point. Go to the point already.

"Thank you, my point is...Even though his wife horrible cheat on him, Pietro still loves her and won´t forgive you for causing her downfall" Nightcrawler explains "humans can keep resentment like no other"

"Oh...I see. We humans can be complex sometimes" Kitty ponders loudly and crosses her arms.

"Yes, some humans are so complex" his eyes stay on Kitty´s figure for a lingering moment." By the way, why you accept to be in Excalibur?"

Her reply was too easy. "I´d not like to stay still for long"

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Magik and her friends join Excalibur out of the desperate means to be away from prof X and also to not be linked only with the X-men, however, inwardly, Magik is regretting this option.

Karma is the voice of reason and she seems to think this idea a brilliant one, in fact, she seems to get along with Kitty wonderfully. "She killed the shadow king. I can respect that" "Well, I didn´t kill him, but, thanks") and the others New Mutants seem to be over the moon that such celebrity in the team.

Nightcrawler is charming enough and everyone appears to respect and adore him. Captain Britain always ask his opinion and Nightcrawler has always sage advice. 

Of course, he has...He´s an abomination of outer space.

Nightcrawler can only smirk at Magik and mutter one line to the powerful sorceress. "Say hi to my dear Belasco to me" and that´s enough to make Yana want to leave the team.

Belasco, either in a good mood or just fearing his boss´s reaction, warned Magik that IT hates rude people and if she just leaves the team it will have dire consequences.

"The best you can do is craft wards to protect you. The boss, to put nicely, does not like rude people and think they´re a fine meal"

Her second line of defence is one Kitty Pryde. Really, who is Kitty Pryde? and why IT is so attached to her?

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Excalibur is getting lots of praise, and most importantly, well deserved praise for help in not only save people from villains but, help to solve conflicts in the continent.

Of course, Excalibur´s leaders Captain Britain and Gloriana are blind to see that each old conflict that they solve...opens a new one. And each time they miss Nightcrawler´s joyful smile or Kitty rolling eyes.

As a token of their gratitude Dai Thomas manages to get them a free week in a nice resort. No one is complaining. Except for one person.

"Beach?" Kitty asked more to herself than to anyone. People are excitedly talking about this beach. Beach has salty water and water is something that Kitty will never see the appeal.

"You´re not a fan of water?" Kurt asked whispering in her ear. Too seductively to the point Moira cover Rhane´s eyes. The body language of Kitty and Kurt is too intimate to be merely a whisper, to be mere friends, but, no one will make questions if they don´t want to answer.

"No, water is dumb," she speaks looking serious to his eyes.

"There are many dumb things there" Kurt agrees amused as his tail wrapped around her waist gently. Moira has to take Rhane out and explain that some adults don´t know the meaning of privacy.

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The beach is as wonderful as everyone assumed. Everyone is jumping in the cold salty water and playing with the water, however, Kitty is the only one that remains dry and stuck on land.

"Well, you won´t let even the water touch your feet," Kurt asked wearing a thong and knowing very well some tourists(women and few men) are looking at him with great interest. Kitty is somewhat impressed, brother and disgust by their apparent lust.

Well, he has a nice tentacles.

"You´ll be here until everyone leaves?" he asked sitting next to her. Kitty nods in a grumpy cat style.

"I see. Well, I´ve all the time in the world, Katzchen" he said and lay his head on her lap. "you would hate Ancient Egypt" his tone is amused as a chuckle escapes from his lips "or maybe you would have loved"

"Not the Nilo River that´s for sure." she replies in a grumpy fashion and looks at her back for a moment "you know, people think we´re together and will sell those photos to any tabloid"

"Good, hope they catch my good side"

"Your tentacles are hard to capture in a photo" she jokes "but everyone likes blue"

They remain like this for a moment, until, Kitty saw Meggan getting hungry stares from some ''dudebros'' as she likes to call and for some reason makes a strange question (after Meggan flip them off and put those ''dudebros'' in their places)

"Listen, why are you still with me? Why not look for someone like...Meggan?" she asked feeling nervous about suddenly.

"I don´t want Meggan, I don´t care for a person´s body. The women I slept in the past are more about reproduction than anything else, now," his eyes are on her, not the eyes of his mask, his real ones "if you think I´m a cheater then let me remind you that I´m not human. I told you once and will tell you again. You´re my mate. No matter how many women with big boobs or ass we encounter. You´re my mate" his eyes are staring at her enough to transporter her conscious to his realm. Nothing unheard or new for her.

However, the blue fire present is new.

"So no need to be jealousy" Kurt replies calmly as their bodies remain in that position, in the beach as if nothing happened.

"I wasn´t jealousy," Kitty said feeling his laughter as his body vibrates in her lap. "I wasn´t. I was just looking out for Meggan, I know what happened with women you slept to get ''magical child'' and well, Meggan is a nice person she does not deserve that"

"True" Kurt concedes "but fret not, I'm not interested in Meggan in any form, now, you" his smile is anything but innocent "would be a lovely mother"

"I know, your tentacles and fangs may have awakened something in me, but, is not enough to make me carry ''magical child'' for 9 months" she concludes.

Rhane is getting back from the kiosk with a popsicle when she spots Kurt and Kitty making out in their little private spot, well, is not that private. And while she knows is wrong to stare.

Rhane can´t help. There´s something different there. Something forbidden and god-like. Should she get closer? Should she pray?

"Rhane?" Moira is exasperated as she covers Rhane´s eyes and taking her away from that scene. "We talk about that. Remember? those two don´t understand privacy, oh, but they will. I´ll have a word with them later" her tone is not really as strong as she would hope for. Rhane still has the desire to workship the couple.

Meanwhile, on the planet Hala, Minerva is reporting to the Supreme intelligence some important news.

"So, the Inhumans have no claim to that planet? Good, we´ll act quickly" Supreme explains briefly as possible and the conversation should end there, but, Minerva adds one piece of advice.

"There´s a ...human, I believe, who seem to work with Chaos itself. Wouldn´t that be a problem?" Minerva asked as Supreme is not pleased.

"Not if we stay away from his plans. Change the course, we must find out what IT wants and avoid at any cost" she is looking at the files using her tentacles(even though she has a human-like figure) "uhm. It seems IT is in Excalibur at the moment. No ties with the X-men or Avengers. We have our first target." A cruel smile plays on her humanoid face "and enter in contact with this Quicksilver. He may be useful for later"

Minerva bows and is dismissed. Supreme has one goal in mind, aside helping the Kree to be the most powerful nation(to guarantee there´s no one better than the Krees) she wants to be above one of the Outer Gods.

"Eternity, Gaia, Zaorva, whatever her name may be. I´ll be superior to you"

[hopelesstargazer]

End of the Year Tag

So....I was tagged by @saijspellhart....never done one of these before so here goes nothing.

~favourite food?~

Okay, so I am a Minnesota raised girl and do love a good wild rice hotdish (and yes there is a difference between hotdish and casserole and if you don’t know, let me know so I can explain!). However my favorite food is either pupusas or pozole (latino cuisine). Both of them I over eat when my godchildren cook them for me and never regret it!

~favourite drink?~

Ummmm....Diet Pespi. Yeah, we won’t get into how cranky I get if I don’t have at least one pop a day. My godsons might have a story or two about how possessive I get in the late morning over my can of pop on the weekends....

~favourite clothing?~

My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fleece pants and my long sleeve Cuddle-Duds. Comfort for the win. After a long day of dealing with people, nothing is more comforting than cozy wear. 

~favourite product?~

.....Pespi?.....I think. Does that count when you are an addict? Like can a pot head say that their favorite product is potbrownies? If not, I would say Google! Because it owns me and my information searching needs. After all, if you don’t know something, Lord Google will know it. Thus, All Hail Lord Google!

~favourite month?~

I’ve never thought about it. I guess you could say I like March. It was the month I was born and I like the little myth that comes with the month. The month of the Lion and the Lamb. My grandmother (a wonderful mother to 11 and a farmer in Northern MN) would always tell me that you knew how the month would go in the very beginning. If the weather was shitty and roaring at the start, it would leave calm and sweet at the end. Or in other words, if March came in like a Lion, it would leave like a Lamb. Of course, the opposite applies as well. If this is true, I honestly couldn’t say. I think it does, but I’m already bias so who really knows?

~favourite season?~

I’m fond of either Spring or Fall. It’s not too cold, but it’s not too hot. You really get those glorious days where the sun is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a magnitude of colors everywhere. It is just rejuvenating. 

~favourite holiday?~

I’m partial to Easter. And before you ask, yes I happen to be Christian, BUT that is not why I like the holiday. I like Easter because it symbolizes rebirth. It symbolizes a new beginning, a fresh start. When you go into this season, you might have just experienced a shitty winter or the pervious year was just horrific. Thus, your soul is all crusty and flaky and thinking that nothing gets better. Then this season of new beginnings start and there are baby animals, new flowers, laughing children, and brightly colored eggs everywhere! It is a reminder that life is nothing more than a cycle. Yes, horrible things can and will happen to you. Yes, it will be dark and sad to deal with it all. Winter, both figuratively (in your heart/soul) and literally, SUCK ASS! But! BUT! There will always be a moment of something new. Something bright. Something colorful. Something living. Something that will bring you up out of the ground of cold despair and into the light of a new beginning. Even if it is for a moment, it is there. Easter is the holiday/season that best represents what it means to be human. A shitty start that only turns into the brightest and warms of sun rays. And that is my Ted Talk, thank you for listening.

~favourite place?~

Minnehaha Falls! Gooseberry Falls! Or any waterfall. I adore waterfalls. The sound of crashing water and rushing waves drowning out bad thoughts. The scent of crisp water pulling you into the moment. The sensations of moving water rumbling in your chest. The sight of dancing sprites in the sky as water droplets create rainbows. Cold water taking the heat from your body only to leave a pleasant tingle in its wake. *blush**cough* I’ll stop with the poetry now.

~best experience?~

So, I took a trip to Scotland with my Father at the beginning of this year. I would definitely say that was my best experience of 2018.

~best song?~

Best song? Of all time or this year? This year I really like Burning Man by Dierks Bentley. Of all time, you can’t beat the Hokey Pokey. It is a must have dance song at every public gathering. I have no shame when I say that I request it and drag EVERYONE to the dance floor. 

~best movie?~

We have to clarify this nonsense for next year. Honestly, it’s just too vague. Best movie? This year? Of all time? Genre? Or is it just me that over thinks this stuff? *sigh* Okay, I thought Black Panther was extremely good, not just because it was an excellent superhero movie, had amazing female leads, astonishing action sequences, and wonderful humor. It really made me think about how hatred can pass down through the generations. It made me reevaluate how I teach my students in karate class and how I speak with/to them about social problems. Since most of them are immigrants or children of immigrants, it was an eye opening experience. Let’s leave it at that.

~best series?~

TV series right? (again with the over thinking simple questions) I really enjoyed Miraculous Ladybug, Voltron, How to Train Your Dragon, The Dragon Prince, and My Hero Academia. Granted, I also rewatch a bunch of anime classics as I taught the ways of being a nerd to my godsons. I’m proud to say that we have finally left the realm of Naruto and moved on to the great chasm that is known as Deathnote and One Piece.

~best book?~

Okay, so this one is exciting for me. I was suffering Tumblr and found a post that simple said “if Deadpool wrote a book, this would be it.” So of course, the ten year that still loves poop jokes and crude humor in me scream in joy and bought the book. It is called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology” by Cory O’Brien. I wish I could find the link so you could read some excerpts from it. I’ll just have to quote it.

“So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her but instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY”

“So the moral of the story is that if you are not ready to be a father consider all of your options before skipping directly to cannibalism”

“ARE YOU READY FOR DISTENDED RACCOON TESTICLES? NO? WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY QUICK BECAUSE JAPAN JUST CALLED AND IT’S ‘BOUT TO DELIVER ONE WHOPPER OF A BALLSACK TO THE BAINPAN”

“So the moral of the story is that we should seriously consider firing the moon because I didn’t know we could do that and I bet we have the technology now to genetically engineer a WAY BETTER MOON than some dumb rabbit.”

So...10/10, greatest book I’ve read this year

~best video game?~

I don’t play many video games. Frankly, if it is not a bashing the buttons kind of game, I’m no good at it. Thus, I really like Shounen Jump battle game. I can hit random buttons while having no real skills. I also like watching people play them. That would lead me to Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Such a pretty game!

~have you unlearned any bad habits?~

hahahaha...oh, are you serious?

~biggest disappointment?~

I didn’t get back into college like I planned on. I just couldn’t find the time to give myself in order to achieve what I wanted. 

~worst experience?~

If we are talking about this year, then that would go to almost dying in a bus accident in the middle of the Highlands in Scotland. It’s a great story that I love to tell, because it turns out to be the funniest tale of my really long list of horrific stories. Minus the thought of dying on some random hill and how inconvenient it would have been for my mother to retrieve our bodies cause I didn’t buy travel insurance. 

However, if we are talking about ever in our lives, then that golden trophy would go to the time I, a store manager at Dollar Tree, was threaten with a plastic shank over $0.50 on hour 15 of my shift where I slept in the store that night so I could be there for the delivery at 5AM. That was horrible. Funny in hindsight, but horrible at the same time. Let me know, I can tell that story too.

~any new hobbies?~

Where do people find the time to start new hobbies? Serious, could you donate that precious time into a bank so I could have some? I would greatly appreciate it. 

~did you achieve your goals for 2018?~

hahahahahaha....oh, you’re serious again?

~have you fulfilled a long-term wish?~

Ah, this it did! So, back in 2011, I studied abroad in Scotland and vowed to take my father back so he could see the country that I fell completely in love with. Severely in love with. Like, I would marry any Scottish man that said to me, “Ach, lassie, yer bonnie and me heart tis yers. I have this castle in ta middle of the great Highlands. Would ye leave with me to Gretna Green to marry ov’r an blacksmith’s iron?” I would say yes in a heart beat. A HEARTBEAT YOU HEAR?!

~have you tried something new this year?~

um, I dressed myself in a kimono for the first time by myself. That was stupid hard. Also, I did a bang up job if I do say so myself (after the fourth attempt). 

~what plans or wishes do you have for next year?~

Let’s see, I am the best man at my best friend’s wedding in May, so I got that going. Also, in September, I’ll be going to Japan to visit my sister who is working as an English teacher, so I got that to look forward too. I would love to find some time to myself so I can try and finish my college degree that I started back in 2009. Cross your fingers. Also, I would like to complete this book I’m writing for myself. I would really like that. Oh, and finally, sleep more. Yeah, sleep. Good thing that is.

~what was the funniest moment?~

Serious, I teach kiddos karate at my church. I have no shortage of amazing moments in my life. Also I have three godsons and a goddaughter, stories are made every weekend. But I can tell you one of my favorites.

So, I’m teaching this not-yet-seven-year-old an introductory class to karate. I’m explaining to him that not only does yelling scare the bad guys away, but it tells the teacher that you are breathing. So I asked him playfully, “Do you like to breath?” And he stops all motion and looks at me. Then he shrugs and says “not really.” Needless to say, I too stop to stare at him, stunned by a response that I had NEVER received in my 13+ years of teaching children karate. So, I logically asked why not. This tiny little american-latino child that comes up to my waist tells me with the straightest face I have ever seen “Cause it take a lot of work to breath and I don’t know if I have the time for that.” (#mood much?) I’m losing my mind trying to hold in my laughter. Thus I spend the next few minutes with a 6 year-old having a philosophical discussion about the pros and cons of breathing. Eventually, we agree that blue is an ugly color on people’s face and we cannot do karate in our sleep so he had to stay awake and moving instead of passed out on the floor due to the lack of air in his body. Once that was establish, I asked another instructor to take over because I simply had to find a corner to sit in as I collected my laughing ass off the floor.

I will forever remember this child as the boy that I had to convince that breathing was a good thing and made me almost piss my pants in the middle of karate class. TWICE because that little stinker had to randomly blurt out in the middle of a different class weeks later that we were wrong because blue was a flattering shade on dead people and we should not be racist to dead people. 

I will now kindly remind you that this boy is 7 YEARS OLD. 

~what are you thankful for?~

I am thankful for family and friends. I am also thankful to @saijspellhart. In my desire to let her know that she is not alone, I am finding the courage to become more open with myself and other around me. So thank you. I hope that this year will be a rebirth for both of us and tons of smiles for everyone that reads this.

As for tagging other Tumblr users, I am too damn shy for that. Instead, if you are reading this and want to do this, tag me! I would love to get to know you and your likes. It’s nice to see the humanity on this site. Thank you for getting to the end and I hope to get to know you too!