#captain Britain likes nIghtcrawler here because LK does not hit on Meggan

[kurtty-drabbles]

Coraline au (Excalibur)

N/A: The Krees will show their ugly face later. Right now, I want to kill two birds with one peeble here as I have some ideas for this chapter.

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Joining Excalibur was in the spring of the moment. Ever since the Inhuman´s situation was resolved nicely (or not) the X-men seem to agree that Kitty is a valuable asset, but, she deserves some time off.

Fear. They fear me.

As her new album is almost ready the fans will have to speculate a little more. Quicksilver is making loud noises against Kitty blaming her for the death of his wife.

But...she was cheating on him for years.

Musing back to that particular encounter Kitty knows that interaction could have been better. Speak how his wife was blatantly cheating with the Human-Torch is not a good peace talk and now the Avengers have a new mutant to hate.

Even after Quicksilver found out that his wife was indeed cheating on him it didn´t stop his resentment for Kitty to wane but allows his mind to process things differently.

Oh yes, revenge and guilt. I can understand that.

"Can you?" a male voice draws attention to the left side as Nightcrawler is there next to her admiring the lighthouse. Her doe eyes blink for a moment as she now sighs at IT´s presence.

"I guess you can be happy to know you can still surprise me, and you think I don´t understand revenge?" she said looking at him bemused as she formed a fist. There´s something almost casual in this gesture.

Nightcrawler seems amused(and Kitty can swear he´s a tad bit turn on) as he continues speaking. "Oh no, revenge you can understand, but the nuances are something different. Pietro Maximoff loved that woman even if she horribly cheats on him. And you killed her, oh don´t look at me like that," he offers a smile to Kitty and she can see his fangs. A smug smile indeed "when you made the wish you share culpability as well. Not that I´m opposed to that"

Kitty is still bemused but let him speaks as Nightcrawler seems to have a point. Go to the point already.

"Thank you, my point is...Even though his wife horrible cheat on him, Pietro still loves her and won´t forgive you for causing her downfall" Nightcrawler explains "humans can keep resentment like no other"

"Oh...I see. We humans can be complex sometimes" Kitty ponders loudly and crosses her arms.

"Yes, some humans are so complex" his eyes stay on Kitty´s figure for a lingering moment." By the way, why you accept to be in Excalibur?"

Her reply was too easy. "I´d not like to stay still for long"

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Magik and her friends join Excalibur out of the desperate means to be away from prof X and also to not be linked only with the X-men, however, inwardly, Magik is regretting this option.

Karma is the voice of reason and she seems to think this idea a brilliant one, in fact, she seems to get along with Kitty wonderfully. "She killed the shadow king. I can respect that" "Well, I didn´t kill him, but, thanks") and the others New Mutants seem to be over the moon that such celebrity in the team.

Nightcrawler is charming enough and everyone appears to respect and adore him. Captain Britain always ask his opinion and Nightcrawler has always sage advice. 

Of course, he has...He´s an abomination of outer space.

Nightcrawler can only smirk at Magik and mutter one line to the powerful sorceress. "Say hi to my dear Belasco to me" and that´s enough to make Yana want to leave the team.

Belasco, either in a good mood or just fearing his boss´s reaction, warned Magik that IT hates rude people and if she just leaves the team it will have dire consequences.

"The best you can do is craft wards to protect you. The boss, to put nicely, does not like rude people and think they´re a fine meal"

Her second line of defence is one Kitty Pryde. Really, who is Kitty Pryde? and why IT is so attached to her?

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Excalibur is getting lots of praise, and most importantly, well deserved praise for help in not only save people from villains but, help to solve conflicts in the continent.

Of course, Excalibur´s leaders Captain Britain and Gloriana are blind to see that each old conflict that they solve...opens a new one. And each time they miss Nightcrawler´s joyful smile or Kitty rolling eyes.

As a token of their gratitude Dai Thomas manages to get them a free week in a nice resort. No one is complaining. Except for one person.

"Beach?" Kitty asked more to herself than to anyone. People are excitedly talking about this beach. Beach has salty water and water is something that Kitty will never see the appeal.

"You´re not a fan of water?" Kurt asked whispering in her ear. Too seductively to the point Moira cover Rhane´s eyes. The body language of Kitty and Kurt is too intimate to be merely a whisper, to be mere friends, but, no one will make questions if they don´t want to answer.

"No, water is dumb," she speaks looking serious to his eyes.

"There are many dumb things there" Kurt agrees amused as his tail wrapped around her waist gently. Moira has to take Rhane out and explain that some adults don´t know the meaning of privacy.

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The beach is as wonderful as everyone assumed. Everyone is jumping in the cold salty water and playing with the water, however, Kitty is the only one that remains dry and stuck on land.

"Well, you won´t let even the water touch your feet," Kurt asked wearing a thong and knowing very well some tourists(women and few men) are looking at him with great interest. Kitty is somewhat impressed, brother and disgust by their apparent lust.

Well, he has a nice tentacles.

"You´ll be here until everyone leaves?" he asked sitting next to her. Kitty nods in a grumpy cat style.

"I see. Well, I´ve all the time in the world, Katzchen" he said and lay his head on her lap. "you would hate Ancient Egypt" his tone is amused as a chuckle escapes from his lips "or maybe you would have loved"

"Not the Nilo River that´s for sure." she replies in a grumpy fashion and looks at her back for a moment "you know, people think we´re together and will sell those photos to any tabloid"

"Good, hope they catch my good side"

"Your tentacles are hard to capture in a photo" she jokes "but everyone likes blue"

They remain like this for a moment, until, Kitty saw Meggan getting hungry stares from some ''dudebros'' as she likes to call and for some reason makes a strange question (after Meggan flip them off and put those ''dudebros'' in their places)

"Listen, why are you still with me? Why not look for someone like...Meggan?" she asked feeling nervous about suddenly.

"I don´t want Meggan, I don´t care for a person´s body. The women I slept in the past are more about reproduction than anything else, now," his eyes are on her, not the eyes of his mask, his real ones "if you think I´m a cheater then let me remind you that I´m not human. I told you once and will tell you again. You´re my mate. No matter how many women with big boobs or ass we encounter. You´re my mate" his eyes are staring at her enough to transporter her conscious to his realm. Nothing unheard or new for her.

However, the blue fire present is new.

"So no need to be jealousy" Kurt replies calmly as their bodies remain in that position, in the beach as if nothing happened.

"I wasn´t jealousy," Kitty said feeling his laughter as his body vibrates in her lap. "I wasn´t. I was just looking out for Meggan, I know what happened with women you slept to get ''magical child'' and well, Meggan is a nice person she does not deserve that"

"True" Kurt concedes "but fret not, I'm not interested in Meggan in any form, now, you" his smile is anything but innocent "would be a lovely mother"

"I know, your tentacles and fangs may have awakened something in me, but, is not enough to make me carry ''magical child'' for 9 months" she concludes.

Rhane is getting back from the kiosk with a popsicle when she spots Kurt and Kitty making out in their little private spot, well, is not that private. And while she knows is wrong to stare.

Rhane can´t help. There´s something different there. Something forbidden and god-like. Should she get closer? Should she pray?

"Rhane?" Moira is exasperated as she covers Rhane´s eyes and taking her away from that scene. "We talk about that. Remember? those two don´t understand privacy, oh, but they will. I´ll have a word with them later" her tone is not really as strong as she would hope for. Rhane still has the desire to workship the couple.

Meanwhile, on the planet Hala, Minerva is reporting to the Supreme intelligence some important news.

"So, the Inhumans have no claim to that planet? Good, we´ll act quickly" Supreme explains briefly as possible and the conversation should end there, but, Minerva adds one piece of advice.

"There´s a ...human, I believe, who seem to work with Chaos itself. Wouldn´t that be a problem?" Minerva asked as Supreme is not pleased.

"Not if we stay away from his plans. Change the course, we must find out what IT wants and avoid at any cost" she is looking at the files using her tentacles(even though she has a human-like figure) "uhm. It seems IT is in Excalibur at the moment. No ties with the X-men or Avengers. We have our first target." A cruel smile plays on her humanoid face "and enter in contact with this Quicksilver. He may be useful for later"

Minerva bows and is dismissed. Supreme has one goal in mind, aside helping the Kree to be the most powerful nation(to guarantee there´s no one better than the Krees) she wants to be above one of the Outer Gods.

"Eternity, Gaia, Zaorva, whatever her name may be. I´ll be superior to you"