#Spoiler is Vengeance

[mushyooms]

he's so real

[ghostvibesonly]

“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife”

THE WAY I SCREAMED

[mrsoftthoughts]

Odysseus at the end of the vengeance saga with no context:

[yeehawgeek]

IM GOING INSANE OVER THIS SAGA H O L Y S H I T

[dark-elf-writes]

Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)

Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?

Odysseus: No :)

[songb1rd]

jorge is in the ensemble vocals for hold them down so just imagine one of the suitors seeing another suitor stand & launch an arrow into antinous’ neck only to reveal himself as the old king like

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

[roseofithaca]

Athena: You stabbed Poseidon?!

Odysseus: You'd understand if you heard what he said to me!

Athena: What was it?

Odysseus: "What you gonna do? Stab me?"

Athena: That's fair.

[happydragon]

I was inspired by another meme

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

See the thing is, Odysseus still tried to reason with Poseidon. He tried to resolve this with words, with his wit. That didn't work. It would never work with Poseidon. So, he became the monster he needed to be to get home. He turned the lesson Poseidon taught him back on him. He was ruthless. And at the end of it, he got his mercy. He got to go home. But he did try, one last time, to be the man Polites believed him to be. Open arms didn't work. So ruthlessness it was.

[vcidheart]

Wallace & Gromit : Vengeance Most Fowl

[mushyooms]

he did, in fact, stab him

[witless-winion1]

my contribution to post-vengeance saga Poseidon and Ody shenanigans

(like five months after he gets home)

Fisherman: my king, our nets have been coming up empty…there isn’t as many fish as there used to be, and I fear we may lose our jobs and the economy will suffer-

Odysseus, getting up from his throne: hold my wine

Odysseus: (marches down to the beach)

Odysseus: so what’s this I hear about our empty nets? Are the fish not fuckin’ like they used to?

Ocean: (nervously washes up half a dozen fish at his feet)

Odysseus: …

Ocean: …

Odysseus: (nods)

[stayasleepanddream]

The gods after Odysseus stabbed Poseidon:

Hermes: I'll admit, him turning Poseidon into a swiss cheese wasn't on my bingo card but I'm very proud of my grandson!

Apollo: jokes on you I knew he'd do that

Aphrodite: He's certainely... passionate hm *starting to like him just a tiny bit*

Ares: sister you should've told me he'd be like that I would've accepted way faster

Zeus *nodding*: I'm definitely not regretting releasing him

Athena *just slightly shocked*: I don't know if I should be glad or concerned for his mental state.

[astrothii]

odysseus tried to stop poseidon with the power of friendship and when that didn’t work went immediately to the power of Extreme Violence

[greeter1987]

NOT AGAIN