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mewtwobootleg · 2 months
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Page I frogot to post
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z3d-zd · 2 years
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Behold!
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A creature
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winter-spiders · 2 years
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Kinktober Day 12
Wet Dream - SpiderAnt (Scott Lang x Peter Parker) 416 words
Scott knew it was wrong to pine after someone only 6 years older than his own child, but Peter just made it so easy! Peter had an energy that matched his own perfectly! He was funny and carefree but with a seriousness that was held in, he went through so much in life, and still only sees the good in everything. Peter was perfect in Scotts eyes.
 Then the dreams started. Every time Scott and Peter hung out for more than an hour, there was a 99.9% chance that Scott would have a dream about the younger later that night. The dreams were almost always dirty in some way. Always the younger sitting in his lap, grinding down on him, or Peter laying on a bed, wearing pretty lacy panties and showing off his smooth and soft-looking hole. 
Then the spontaneous movie nights started. Peter would randomly barge into his room at the compound  (when he was there). Peter started watching movies almost every night he could with Scott, whether it was older movies or brand new ones, of all genres, they watched them. Then Scott fell asleep during the second SAW movie. 
Scott woke up, with the phantom touch of Peter slowly fucking into him and sees Peter staring down at his hard and wet crotch. Scott had a wet dream of Peter, with Peter in the same damn room. He was fucking terrified of what Peter would do until the younger leaned down and licked a strip across his straining erection. 
“Fuck” Scott moaned, throwing his head back onto the couch they were cuddled together on. Peter pulled down the older mans sweatpants and sucked his cock down into his throat, swallowing around it. Scotts hand made its way into Peters curly brown hair and pulled “fuck, Peter what are you doing?” 
Peter pulled up, and looked at Scott with a confused grin, “I’m sucking a dick, right now, why?” and the y both let out a laugh “I was hoping to kiss you on the lips before they touched anything else on my body” Scott wanted to be honest, he cared about Peter a lot. Peter let go of the dick in his hand and leaned up to where Scotts face was, until their lips were almost brushing together “Can i still get a kiss before i continue?” Scott leaned forward, answering the question without words and connected their lips. 
God Scott was so happy he had a wet dream for once.
yeah, mostly Scotts POV, i wanted to try something different
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someguyiguess · 5 months
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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auckie · 7 months
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My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.
He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.
"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"
"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."
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bedupolker · 17 days
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The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...
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saintlaurentproblems · 6 months
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Wait that’s fucking weird lol
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not-spiders · 10 months
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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men
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sparebutton · 1 year
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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
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useless-polls · 10 days
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joculine · 1 month
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diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!
(full article)
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demonboyhalo · 9 months
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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eggplant-crusader · 1 year
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soranatus · 1 year
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brown-spider · 1 year
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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