#Spider man: across the spider verse spoilers

[pinkiemachine]

I am still waiting, Hishe…

Kal: Bruce, there you are — what in the world?

Bruce: Hey Kal.

Kal: Who are all these kids?!

Bruce: My Bat Family. I’m a dad now.

Kal: Since when?!

Bruce: Since 1940. Try to keep up.

Kal: I thought it was just the one! Hi, Nightwing.

Dick: Hi Superman! Yeah, I have siblings now.

Kal: And how’s that working out?

Dick: Most of us have died at least once.

Kal: …What?

Bruce: Hey Kal, check it out. This one’s super smart, and we have matching coffee mugs.

Tim: :)

Bruce: This one…

Cass: …

Bruce: Actually, this one scares me. And this one glows in the dark! Heheh!

Duke: :D

Kal: I can see that…

Damian: Father, I’m hungry. When are we having dinner?

Bruce: How many criminals have you caught today?

Damian: *holds up three villains* Is this sufficient?

Bruce: Eh, it’s good enough. Here. *tosses him a tofu hotdog, like just the dog part* Keep working on it. Three more and you get the bun.

Kal: *horrified silence*

Dick: Hmph! When I was Robin, I could catch at least five criminals before dinner.

Tim: Oh my gosh, Dick, no one cares!

Jason: No one cares about anything in this stinkin’ family. Where were you all when I died, huh?!

Everyone: *groan*

Damian: Quit being such a drama queen, Todd! It’s not like losing your life is the end of the world!

Tim: Yeah!

Damian: You shut up. The only thing you’ve ever lost is your spleen.

Duke: And his parents.

Everyone except Damian: *parental trauma* AH!

Bruce: I told you never to mention that!

Kal: I can’t believe what I’m watching… Does Alfred know about this?!

Bruce: Yeah, totally, he’s cool with it.

Kal: *narrowing his eyes* I have a very hard time believing that.

Bruce: Well, he works for me, so shut up.

Kal: What about Catwoman?! Does Catwoman know about this?!

Bruce: *nervous* Um… well…

Damian: *suspicious* Who’s Catwoman?

Bruce: *very nervous* No one.

Dick: Oh, he is so dating Catwoman!

Tim: Why didn’t you tell us?!

Jason: What if we don’t want a step-mom, huh?!

Bruce: Woah, hold on now —

Duke: Look, you’re upsetting Batgirl!

Cass: …

Bruce: Alright, that’s enough! We’re not gonna talk about this anymore! Because —

Everyone: *annoyed* — you’re Batman!

Bruce: No! Because I said so! …And also, yes, because I’m Batman! Cause Batman says so!

Kal: *smirking* More like because you’re Bat-Dad.

Bruce: >:(

Kal: And hey, where’s Barbara? I thought she was Batgirl?

Bruce: *nervous* She was…

Kal: …Bruce, what did you do?

Dick: Oh, don’t worry, Superman, Barbara’s fine.

Kal: Oh, thank goodness.

Jason: She’s just paralysed from the waste down.

Kal: Bruce!

Bruce: It wasn’t my fault! She’s not even technicially my kid!

Kal: Bruce…

Bruce: Oh, don’t you “Bruce” me. I’ll “Bruce” you… “Bruce” you in the face.

Kal: Okay, that’s it, you are not allowed to find any more sidekicks starting right now!

Bruce: *holding up Harper* What about this one?

Kal: No!

Bruce: *holding up Spoiler* This one still has a parent — I can just be a mentor.

Kal: No!

Bruce: Well, gee, Kal, what am I supposed to do with all the orphans in Gotham, then, huh?!

Kal: Do you hear yourself right now?

Bruce: I have a system, Kal!

Kal: That’s it! There’s only way to solve this!

*Superman grabs Batman, and they fly off*

*Batman then appears on the couch in Therapist Spider-Man’s office from Across the Spider-Verse*

Therapist Spider-Man: Would you say you carry any trauma from your childhood?

Batman: *leans over* Do I have a story for you.

[memingursa]

[zibanii]

Can we talk really quick about how great The Spot's character design was in Across the Spider-Verse as he progressed throughout the movie, and how much posture played a role?

The animation team did a fantastic job of changing the same body type from awkward, gangly, and out of shape to intimidating, uncanny, and otherworldly, and a big portion of that was just a color swap and a change in posture.

I don't think it would have worked that well with a lot of other body types, and it's really a testament to their design choices and ability as artists.

[bigquestionmark]

miguel is so obsessed with canon wait until he finds out about fanfiction

[tallytals]

“i was worried you wouldn’t love me the same.”

[doxxed0367]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE SPOILERS: BEWARE

Listen its already been 3 days since the movie released and im already seeing people drawing the spot as white like!!! My guy, that man is not white- like we literally get an in-color picture of him in the movie:

Look, I know he was white in ITSV, but they just retconned his design! Just like they did with Miguel from the end of ITSV.

So stop color picking off the bagel guy from 2018 or im exploding your house (for legal reasons this is a joke but you know what i mean)

[shakyyouth]

Just rewatched spiderverse and knowing all abt the spot kinda makes it hit a little different. Like his intro he's just talking abt how it's his first time stealing and he has no control over his spots and is just a complete mess 😭😭 but then he starts telling his whole story in all the chaos w the shopkeeper and I think maybe he's just desperate for someone to hear him. He's lost his job, he's lost everyone he knows, he's lost his own face. He's lost everything, even his name, and no one to tell, let alone anyone to understand this pain he's gone through.

And then all he wants is someone to take him seriously. He's lost everything he's ever known, his own reflection in the mirror, so can he at least have this?

Then I realised miles and the spot are almost a mirror of eachother. The spot only wants someone to take him seriously, to hear him, and miles understands. He tells Miguel that the spot just wants to be taken seriously. He's gone through this in ITSV, and he continues to go through this now. And then miles just. decides to put an end to it. he tells everyone to stop calling him 'kid.' (And hobie saying 'now he's getting it' or something just ugh perfect) And he proves to everyone that he's not just a clueless naive 15 year old, he escapes all those spiderpeople, he shows everyone he belongs there, he is spiderman. (and fuck Miguel for saying he wasn't meant to be) And he's going to save his dad, fuck whoever tells him he can't because he will.

And we see this with Miles' great expectations piece, it mirrors the spot's standing in that one scene, and they mirror eachother.

They created eachother, and miles understands the spot in a way that no one else does, or maybe he just hears and he listens, and maybe that's all that the spot wanted in the first place.

Miles is a recognisable reflection in place of the literal one the spot has lost. Or something. Idk

[thatonefananticinclass]

The Spot Edit | I wanna ride

[batsyvie]

minor across the spiderverse spoilers!

peter b parker being so soft and loving to mayday, kissing her little head at every chance he can get, was SO worth it😭😭😭that man deserves to have his cute little ending and if anything happens to him in beyond the spider verse, i will DIE

[chrom-draws-lots]

Local man learns how easy it is to not hatecrime children

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

COOL PROWLER MILES ANIMATION, WHY NEED WEBS WHEN YOU CAN DO PARKOUR!!!

Yung Chef 𒉭 on Twitter: "Across the Spider-Verse Spoilers . . . . "You can call me the Prowler" Miles Morales Earth 42 I animated the background in UE5 and everything else in Clip ex #AcrossTheSpiderVerse #SpiderVerse https://t.co/W1BAXpTWXJ" / Twitter

[twinsunstars]

i need him to be my therapist

[memingursa]

Miles, 15: Are you dating Gwen????

Hobie, 20 something, gay:???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[odesketches]

I just think he’s neat!

[jajanvm-imbi]

Shout out to the person who screamed "Oh DAMN" when Jess Drew first came on screen with her bike at the movies today. Cause same

[dragonsruby]

Spoilers for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse under the cut.

If Miguel is keeping his abilities from the comics, I do wonder why he didn’t try biting Miles in order to stun him while he had Miles pinned down. I can think of a few explanations for this:

Miguel was too distracted by his rage towards Miles, which would make sense as he ignored everyone else's demands for him to stop.

The writers didn't know how to seamlessly incorporate an explanation for Miguel's abilities in dialogue, so having Miguel try and bite Miles would be misinterpreted as Miguel trying to kill him.

The creators knew exactly what their fandom would do with that scene.