#Space news

[elliottexists]

sure the world might be ending but look at the pictures of the universe that the james webb telescope took

[niqhtlord01]

Humans are weird: Human cameramen are crazy

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The greatest decision Intergalactic Wave 6 ever made was hiring Reggie Bradford.

At the time of Finch’s hiring IW6 was a relatively small news organization based in the outer worlds. Barely reaching four systems on a good day compared to the top contenders like Celestial Times which was broadcasted in inner core systems and pulled in an average of twenty to thirty systems each broadcast. The anchors for IW6 were locals, a Temrelien that needed a third grade translator unit just to be barely understood and a Myporie which couldn’t see the color green.

As the underdog’s underdog, IW6 more often fed off larger stories reported by other stations or small local stories relevant to a handful of worlds.  Nothing interesting happened in their corner of the universe so as long as they broke even they were fine to never reach further than the length of their arm.

Reggie Bradford was a hired on as a cameraman to work for one of the planetary studios on Orbin VIII. You’d find him either working in the back making sure the camera bots were functioning or, more often, when they weren’t he’d be manning the forty pound cameras himself. The studio crews were always amazed how this seemingly out of shape man could heft the heavy outdated camera unit like it was as light as a pen.

They wondered what a lone human was doing so far out in the boonies as he would say, but he would always shrug and say that he felt like this is where he belonged; a notion IW6 would be most grateful for in the coming days.

When the Intherax/Coalition war broke out it was the biggest news story to hit the plasma streams since the death of Empress Karen III when she was eaten by her own corganai.

The Intherax were a militaristic society, trained from birth to kill before anything else, and spanned some fifty star systems not including client kingdoms and vassals. General galactic dealings with them often boiled down to standing aside from whatever they wanted and hoping it wasn’t you or your world, lest the invasion armadas would descend and obliterate what little civilization your people had been able to achieve and then be sold into slavery.

This time however when the Intherax made a proclamation to annex the colony worlds of Jense, Shatu’a, and New Hamburg the current occupants politely told them to bugger off and formed a Coalition for mutual defense. From there dozens of governing powers flocked to the coalition and added their strength to it in what they saw as the best chance of finally checking Intherax aggression once and for all.

Ever one for a challenge, the Interax declared war on this new found coalition and opened the conflict by orbital bombarding Jense until it was little more than a cold husk of rock trapped in the decaying orbit of its system’s sun.

What followed was best described as two sides of no holds bar warfare as the Coalition retaliated with the first ever invasion of Intherax territory against the world called Kai’de.

Naturally every news organization wanted to be seen covering the war, including IW6. Sadly they did not have anyone either brave enough to send so they settled on sending someone they believed was stupid enough and sent Reggie.

They expected to get some b-roll of soldiers marching or shots of fleet warships in formation. They never expected nor asked him to go into active combat. So when the first feed came back during their late night broadcast they were surprised to see that Reggie was onboard an assault ship breaking through atmosphere.

“Reggie,” the Temrelien spoke with every other word shifting tone from the broken translator, “where are you?”

“I’m currently with brave members of the 27th Dragoons as they head to take the fight to the surface of Kai’de.”

Reggie waved a hand at the soldiers who in turn gave a rousing cheer and slammed their feet against the metal decking.

“Orders came in late last night for a massed landing to take the enemy by surprise. From what I understand the Intherax military had not expected coalition forces to invade their territory and have not had time to establish proper defenses.”

Both news anchors looked at each other in confusion.

“If that’s the case isn’t this broadcast putting the entire attack at risk?”

To their surprise Reggie laughed as the camera shook.

“The plan was to get them by surprise, but judging from the amount of anti-air fire,” he said as the assault ship rocked back and forth, “I don’t think they were fooled.”

The camera panned right suddenly as one of the armored dragoons grabbed it and spoke directly into it.

“We want them to know we’re coming! Because we’re going to kill them all!! AHAHAHAH!!”

Another chorus of cheers and whoops came from the soldiers as the soldier let go of the camera and Reggie readjusted it. The anchors wanted to continue their questions when the leader of the dragoons shouted out and interrupted them.

“60 seconds!”

With the order given the soldiers stopped their foolery and began hefting their weapons. Reggie panned the camera over them as they slapped in fresh clips or attached power cables from their backpack generators to their more heavy weaponry.

In awestruck silence the anchors and their viewers watched as the assault shuttle slammed hard into the surface and the boarding ramp flew open.

“GO GO GO GO!!!!” the dragoon leader shouted as the soldiers poured out screaming their battle cries. Reggie waited and filmed them as they disembarked but did not join the first out the ramp. A inclination that saved him as enemy gun fire began raking the ramp striking several soldiers down in clouds of viscera and gore.

The censors barely had time to cut the feed while the horrified anchors composed themselves to resume the broadcast.

In the hours that followed IW6 confirmed that Reggie had survived the battle and had been with the unit of dragoons for the entire duration. During those hours he had recorded the entire engagement from ramp down, to storming city streets as the Intherax deployed building sized walkers, to the hoisting of the coalition flag over the central governing building at the heart of the city.

With this footage viewership numbers for IW6 skyrocketed overnight as none of the other networks had been able to capture such stunning footage. In fact, by the intake of broadcasts none of them had been able to attach an anchor or cameramen to the initial assault save for Reggie. When asked how he had been able to get approved for such a deployment he did not say which only further added to the mystery. Yet for the moment IW6 was far from ready to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Reggie’s footage was shown over and over on IW6 and was soon sublicensed to other networks and shown there. Exploits of the dragoons became known galaxy wide as Reggie followed them through battle after battle; never afraid to risk his life to capture the perfect moment.

When the Intherax fleet arrived in orbit and began to bombard the planet while also fighting the coalition fleet Reggie had forgone sheltering in nearby bunker complexes to film the orbital strikes as they hurtled down all around them.

Thick columns of pure energy shattered buildings and mountains alike as the ground quaked and there stood a lone Reggie filming it all. Even when the anchors begged him to find shelter he simply panned the camera over the city to show entire skyscrapers be reduced to molten mounds the oozed and sludged through the city streets.

By the time the battle had finally ended thanks to Reggie’s footage IW6 climbed the viewership charts to be the third most watched network galaxy wide. Much to the dismay of IW6 it also drew the attention of Reggie the cameraman to the other outlets who began showering him with ever more lavish offers for employment.

Too their surprise he denied them all and said that he was right where he belonged.

[spacetelescopescience]

The Sombrero Galaxy stuns in a new portrait from James Webb Space Telescope: https://webbtelescope.pub/3CzPHPc

[thatshadowcomic]

Earth will have a comet get stuck in our , they're calling it a mini moon...

During year of Shadow? Fuck outta here that's Black Doom🙄

Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2024/09/19/earth-second-mini-moon-asteroid/

My boy packin' as we SPEAK 👇

generations gonna be wild

[itswilliamleonard]

it's SPACE NEWS ‼

[lesbicosmos]

i love when space headlines sound really stupid when you first read them <333

[astroaleph]

NGC 5468

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Luke Skywalker?! WE HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!

[strawlessandbraless]

It’s just like, if the sun can’t keep it together, why should I?

[amalgamasreal]

SOURCE

A supermassive black hole in galaxy SDSS1335+0728 has recently become brighter, awakening after being unremarkable before December 2019.

Astronomers suggest the sudden brightness increase may be due to the black hole waking up and feeding on surrounding gas.

Researchers believe they have witnessed the awakening of the massive black hole, as it started to glow brighter by consuming gas and dust.

[reality-detective]

Firmament - 2

Elon Musk - 0

33 Freemason rockets weren't enough. 😂

[twinliches]

the coolest things* that happened in space this week**

*according to me **between january 30th and february 6th

beloved space robot finishes otherworldy scavenger hunt and takes selfie

picture credit: NASA/JPL

january 30th after six weeks of collecting rocks and carefully stuffing them into titantium tubes, the mars rover perserverance completed what NASA calls the “first sample depot on another world”, which is probably also the first time these words have been said in that order. in 2027, an ESA/NASA mission will go to mars and collect the samples strewn about the red planet, to answer thee space question there is: aliens? or, to be more specific: aliens...at some point?

green comet comes close to earth and leaves the solar system after being called boring

picture credit: Oscar Martin (startrails.es) 

february 1st while you were (hopefully) trying to catch a glimpse of hauntingly green comet ZTF from your backyard, ESA was trying the same with the most powerful X-ray telescopes ever placed into orbit, XXM-Newton, and found...it to be slightly dull. huh. whatever, it still looks good on pictures. goodbye forever!

cosmic ocean observing spacecraft has to cross an earth ocean first

picture credit: ESA/Airbus

january 6th all packed up for intercontinental instead of interstellar travel, the ESA JUICE mission is headed from france to the korou spaceport. launching in april 2023, the mission is aimed for jupiter’s ice moons (get it now?) - ganymede, callisto and europa - to answer the question and say it with me now: aliens? or, to be more specific: aliens...under the ice?

on top of all that, there were 3 launches carrying 106 space objects, and there were 10 people in space. that’s it bye

[maximura]

India has successfully landed on the South Pole of the moon. This comes days after Russia’s failed attempt. And I for one think this achievement is extra delicious.

[spacetelescopescience]

Astronomers have used Hubble to peer closer than ever into an energetic monster black hole powering a quasar. The new image details a lot of weird things: filaments, lobes, and a mysterious L-shaped structure: https://bit.ly/4fIkNTC

[ned8-back-again]

Now - following a delay in launching a new capsule to the ISS - the pair won't be back until late March or possibly April.

They were supposed to spend only a week in June, now they're spending New Years in orbit.

A colossal fuck up on NASA, Boeing, and SpaceX.