Don't you hate it--
--when you're supposed to be on a holiday-weekend hiatus from blogging, and your blog doesn't seem to see any semblance of traffic for want of original, fresh and fascinating content for which the writer took thought in preparing same (as opposed to using algorithmic channels)?
Hopefully, I will try and remedy the situation (to see if you're paying attention) with the following dialogue imagined:
[Mise en scene: One of those diving sessions in the reef which Jabberjaw insists on having Shelley along as companion.]
JABBERJAW, somewhat subtly: Uh--Shelley?
SHELLEY, slightly irate and unnerved: Yes, Jabberjaw--?!
JABBERJAW: Would it interest you to know why I insist on having you along with me in my swimming around these reefs on occasion?
SHELLEY, going into something of a slow burn: As if I had to ask, considering all the times you rescued me from peril and harm at the hands of Evil International Syndicates?
JABBERJAW: From what you were just saying there, my gal, perhaps I should explain ... it's simply my way, after all the times I've rescued you for the sake of the band, as much as all the energies I've had as the band's drummer and sometime vocalist, to try and get you to seriously appreciate me for once in this respect, and vice versa. It basically "cuts both ways," so to speak.
SHELLEY, slightly irate: So it's basically about mutual respect, even with all the times I may have mocked you for such aspects as your odour and my somehow being "in the wrong place at the wrong time," as it were--
JABBERJAW, interjecting: You could say that's one way of parsing it.
SHELLEY, with some snark: Can you imagine any others?
[Whereupon Jabberjaw signals to Shelley to come closer to his snout, Shelley kissing same and Jabberjaw gently nicking Shelley's fins with his jaw, to some bemusement, after which Jabberjaw remarks, with some sarcasm inherent in the delivery, "She LIKES me!! SHELLEY LIKES ME!!!" After a short pause, after the style of The Cisco Kid's closing routine--]
JABBERJAW: Ohhh, Shelley--!!
SHELLEY: OHHH, JABBERJAW!!!
JABBERJAW, as per Curly per The Three Stooges: Nyuk nyuk nyuk!!!
[Whereupon the pair swims out over the reef with a sense of the ecstatic inherent thanks to what just ensued in the Jabberjaw-Shelley relationship]
Hopefully, gentle reader and fellow Hanna-Barberian, I hope this answers the need you may be craving for fresh content over the long weekend. There may be more where this came from over the holiday weekend, but no guarantees can be expected.
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it’s soooooo funny how Damar is like “anything 🏃♂️ for you Dukat🧍♂️I am your strongest warrior 💪 your right hand arm man” and Dukat proceeds to task him with things like hand-delivering Major Kira a couture party dress, convincing his angry daughter to like him again, and *checks notes* arranging his cosmetic plastic surgery
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Thinking about Birthday Boy Timmy again……….,,,….
(please if you want to send an ask to ask about him or smth i would love to answer it I’m just blanking on where to start talking about him)
((^^i fixed my wording with this- very prone to overthinking and worried people might have thought I was asking for people to come up with ideas for me- I have ideas, I just don’t really know where to start))
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yesssss resetting my ipad worked for whatever reason to fix whatever was wrong, absolutely no problems reworking some of yesterday’s mer au doodles
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