#SpaPru

[renonv]

Pov: you are Francis stuck on a long carriage ride with your freak friends (good for them)

[ambivalent-amphibian]

after revisiting the spapru/pruspa tag for the first time in like four years i've come to change my tune (all headcanons, ofc) about my first aro4allorom ship <3. they'd eventually become exclusive queerplatonic partners that enjoy sex, but their angsty gripes with amatonormativity aren't only limited to gil's inhibitions towards fearing he could be leading toni on (as someone who doesn't understand really experience romantic attraction and maybe never will, much less the rituals and expectations), but also extend to the confussion stemming from the longing and touch starvation they do experience when they're together, which the both of them (moreso toni) have always assumed could (and should?) only come from romantic love.

add to that the way toni's idealization of romantic love (conventional romantic roles and performances that is) is so deeply ingrained in him, his worldview, any plans he could ever make for his future -i'll say it, even his sense of worth as a person. what a lovely mess <3

tl;dr they want each other what a shocker, but will toni finally accept ~romance~ is just a social construct that p much originated in his very soil (medieval chivalry romances)??? and that he and gil can make their own rules together?? stay tuned

[harukiluise]

[dino-i]

I miss those ship thingies so I made my favourite Spain ship

Too bothered to draw rn

[proosh]

He/him dyke vibes gil is so goddamn real and hgfjkdsl POST HAVING KIDS FEMINIZATION IS MY JAMMMM lord that is true, whoever he's shacked up with (for me I love a good SpaPru) he is not safe from wondering hands if he chooses to vibe nude in places. I miss those kinda fics, i find myself not as excited to read fanfics as much anymore, I think it's because I have a good few roleplayers that I love RPing the characters with and it's hard to find characterizations as good as i have it now. Ahhh Gil pregnant and in sundresses, probably drinking copious amounts of ginger ale n stuff, i feel like if he cant have liquor or beer he likes mixing soda drinks. Like Ginger ale and black tea, fruit purees with stuff. Being a pregnant nation must suck with cravings, how can u replicate a food you had once in some tavern in what is now Italy?? Some of these guys have 100% tasted endangered animals or extincted ones! Gil is craving hard tack lathered with pig tallow on top and pickled unions or something hgjfkdlsa.

oh I was never like. a huge fan of kidfics tbh, mostly because they were never of ships I was super into (and most of the time the quality was. questionable) lmao. But I do have a gaggle of frapru fankids hanging around in my brain so I regard them with fond nostalgia if that makes sense

re: pregnancy cravings, I actually have a scene in mind for an eventual fic regarding that >:3c

Gilbert, I think, is someone who ends up craving raw meat, be it mince or steak tartare or whatever else he can get his hands on because he wants -- needs -- protein like the fucking werewolf he is.

[listless--omega]

I have to go to work in two and a half hours, haven't slept because i wanted to finish a fifteen hour stream of Silent hill 2 remake and now i will unleash my insanity to the world. My own delusions of Spapru aside, it's too deranged for the average Prussia enjoyer because I have spent literal years my delusions of them.... More hetalia oriented au..... Canonically, in a sense, Germany is Killing Prussia, will likely be the death of him. So how far is it to stretch that Ludwig causes the death of his beloved elder brother in some fucked up way.... :)) Be it him getting sick because he say, gave Ludwig part of his liver, a kidney and his body is just not taking it well, maybe Ludwig was a sickly child so Gil is the best donor and his family talks him into it. Ludwig has his brothers marrow, his blood, his organs and Gilbert dies for it, eventually, horribly, Gilbert becomes the sick one, his immune system shit. Gilbert hiding this the best he could, because he is a good person, truly, he does love his family, his baby brother and he'd to anything for him.... So much pain, so little time to live after it all and Ludwig can't deal with his death.... Especially :)) if he killed him, be it mercy killing or manifestation of his own intense grief and oh oh.... Ludwig is so called to Silent Hill, beckoned there by promise that Gilbert was waiting there, a family vacation remembered fondly, back when everything was okay.... To fill out the cast, I think Lovino would be Angela and would people hate me for making Ivan Eddie? Ivan feels bullied despite being terrifying, i think it's just him snapping finally. Isolation does that to a person. But just..... Horrific creatures plague Ludwig and we can toss in a dark under laying of lust fr, manifesting in some fucked up version of Pyramid head ya know?? Scene of the thing raping the very pale mannequin legs monster....

[hetalia-rarepairweek]

FAQ

What if my polyship has a banned ship in it? Is it banned as well?No. If your ship is, for example, DenPrUK and PrUK is banned. DenPruk is still accepted.

What about the opposite? What if my ship is part of a polyship that is banned? Also accepted. Ex: The bad friend trio is banned but SpaPru is accepted.

Can I add a pairing in the banned list as a background ship? Yes only if they stay in the background. Main pairing should be a rare pair

Do I have to create content for the same ship all week? You can absolutely change the ship you create for during the event no problem.

Are OCs allowed? Absolutely. As long as they are nation ocs in your rare pair. Human x nation aren't allowed anymore.

Can I submit my work late? Yes this is not school. You can submit your work weeks or even months late.

Can I create different version of my rare pair? (neko, nyo, 2p, ect.) Yes. you are welcome to.

You haven't reblogged my art/fic/creation. Possible I missed it but I reblog all the posts the blog was tagged in within a few hours during day time (EST timezone) Be patient. In case I did actually missed it, you are welcome to message me about it.

[goldammerchen]

okay okay okay i do like bottom!pru with with some actual characters instead of random ass humans or monsters, sometimes. frapru hatesex, scotpru (:D), spapru, auspru (the idea of rod getting rode [LMAO] and him getting his dick metaphorically destroyed in the process is fun, but also is about sex and some kind of disability, whether he tops or bottoms), polpru (let pol top!), hunpru (but i'm bored of the same jokes sorry) and uhhhh. ah yeah, gerpru, that dude is or can be a creep about his older brother, who tbh is/was also a creep, in other ways.

edit: FUCK i forgot about kiku!!!

[koolkat9]

Heta-Poly Week 2022: Day 3

@heta-polyweek2022 @magictrio1118

Rating: T

Relationship: BFT + England

Word Count: 809

Author’s Note: Kind of, very self-indulgent, but whatever. I want to get this out. 

What a Crummy Day

“What a crummy day,'' Francis cried dramatically as he stared out the window. “There goes all of today’s plans.” He, Gilbert, and Arthur were visiting their boyfriend Antonio in Spain. Francis had planned all kinds of outdoor activities during their two-week stay, but the weather had different plans. 

On their very first full day in Spain, they woke up to a cloudy sky, and by breakfast, it was raining. “Even Spain gets spring showers,” Arthur noted in an attempt to comfort the devastated Frenchman. 

“But we were supposed to walk the town today.”

“We can always do that tomorrow,” Gilbert chimed in. He wrapped his arms around Francis’s waist and rested his head on their shoulder. “Or any other day over these next two weeks. We have plenty of time.”

“But…But–” 

Arthur rested his head on Francis’s shoulder. “After that plane ride yesterday, I think this is a blessing in disguise. We can get settled and relax a bit.”

“I guess…” 

Gilbert and Arthur guided a disappointed Francis over to the couch. “Toni,” Gilbert called.

“Si?” Antonio replied, poking his head out of the kitchen where he was busily making breakfast.

“Where are your blankets?”

“In the closet, in the hall.”

Gilbert took off towards the hall, leaving Francis and Arthur alone. Arthur rested his head on Francis’s lap. “It’s not that big of a deal you know…” the Brit murmured. 

“It is to me. I was looking forward to it.”

“Isn’t it us being together that matters?” Antonio chimed in. He entered with a tray of magdalenas and ensaimadas, freshly baked. “That’s why you three came in the first place right?”

“I guess…”

Spain gave Francis a cheery smile, kissing the top of his head before placing the tray on the coffee table and snuggling up against their other side. “Plus! Now we have an excuse to cuddle all day.”

Arthur rolled his eyes with a groan, but he didn’t have much room to complain considering how comfortable he looked against Francis’s thigh. He was about to complain when a pile of blankets was tossed on top of the three of them. 

“Why didn’t you wait for me?” Prussia said with a pout. 

“Don’t complain,” Francis tsked, “We have plenty of time for all kinds of cuddling after all.”

Gilbert’s pale skin became a striking scarlet upon his own words being thrown back at him. He tried to sputter out some complaints, but it came out jumbled. So, instead, he settled next to Arthur, the his legs coming to rest across Gilbert’s lap. 

“Comfortable?” Gilbert asked with an amused huff. It wasn’t often Arthur was this openly cuddly, so the sight of him curled up across them like this immediately improved the German’s mood. 

Francis’s hand tangled in Arthur’s hair, scratching at his scalp. Arthur hummed in approval. “He’s like a cat,” Francis whispered to Gilbert. Gilbert snickered. 

“Oi! What are you two gossiping about?” Arthur hissed. 

‘Still, just like a cat,’ both Francis and Gilbert thought.

“Awww,” Antonio cooed, “Te ves tan lindo mi conejito.”

Arthur was about to protest further when there was a sudden loud boom. All four lovers tensed at the sound before falling quiet. Arthur began shaking slightly, and Francis’s hand in Arthur’s hair tightened. “H-Hey now…” Antonio said. He put an arm around a still tensed Francis. “It’s okay…uh…G-Gil help me out here?”

“A movie! How about we watch a movie? We can drown out all that noise.”

“You’re a genius!” Antonio jumped up, rushing over to a nearby cabinet, pulling out a random movie and popping it in. Gilbert in turn cranked up the volume so that the thunder was nothing more than a distant rumble. 

Arthur and Francis settled once more–still on edge, but not frozen or shaking like before. 

“Okay, you were right Francis, today was a crummy day,” Gilbert sighed. He rubbed at the nape of Francis’s neck in comfort.

They gave him a weak smile. “Thank you for admitting it mon amour.” Francis turned to Arthur. “And how are you doing mon lapin?”

“Okay…” Arthur said softly. Only his hands shook, but other than that, he seemed fine. 

Antonio caressed the Englishman’s face gently. “That’s good to hear. Just tell us if you need us to turn up the volume more.”

Both Francis and Arthur nodded. Francis settled against Antonio while Arthur let his eyes drift closed, focusing on the hand in his hair and Gilbert’s strong hand that had grabbed onto his own. 

By the time the film came to an end, the four were fast asleep. The storm soon dispersed, and by the time they awoke, it was sunny once more. Though the day had started out crummy and only seemed to have gotten worse, in the end, Francis got his trek to town, and the other three were just happy to see the Frenchman happy.

Extra Info/Translations:

Magdalenas: Basically like a lemon cupcake/muffin part of some spanish breakfasts

Ensaimadas: sweet bread eaten for breakfast with either fruit or powder sugar

Te ves tan lindo mi conejito = You look so cute my bunny

[ambivalent-amphibian]

disclosing i was still kind of am a hetalian so doodle dump i never posted and might as well-

fem usuk and nyotalia my beloved ft. yuri hands haha get it (i know, in the fantasy dood, fae!alice is missing her wings but i'm so redrawing that one -someday)

maddie williams i <3 u

fem pruhun sillies and denfin (one of my fav rarepairs -come on, santa and the lego man having drinking contests and playful loving times as equals??? what a missed op)

if i wasn't missing spapru, canromano and frrus, the set would be complete, but i never did them justice :(

also yeah most of these are usuk but i never saw them as related/familial in any shape or form (and most of these aren't nationverse anyway), so please dni if you ship them as siblings, parent-child or as guardian/charge.

[helianskies]

Do you have Spain/Prussia headcanons or AUs?

yes.

headcanons:

Antonio is clingy, he likes hugs, he will launch an attack on Gilbert at any given moment, and Gilbert is never prepared

they like to drive each other insane. Antonio by not wearing matching socks or making the bed, and Gilbert by moving Antonio's things and enjoying watching him lose his mind

neither confessed first, Francis did it for them because they were getting on his nerves

Gilbert is the responsible one (Antonio has the world fooled he is a bad influence and a clumsy mess of a human being, so Gilbert has to supervise him like a parent)

they send memes and vids to each other through the day as their preferred method of communication

both enjoy playing with the other's hair

Gilbert is incredibly ticklish

infrequent sex - they don't actually have intercourse too often as the other aspects of their relationship are fulfilling enough and they'd rather enjoy the company

that said when they do have sex, it's normally more than just your normal vanilla 5-minute quickie, ya know?

they aren't in-your-face about their relationship around other people and Antonio especially has learnt to keep the pda to a minimum for Gilbert's comfort (hand-holding is acceptable)

romantic gestures have become a form of competition and so far, Antonio is winning (not that Gil's complaining)

Gilbert prefers quiet date nights in with food and a film, whereas Antonio likes more outdoorsy, adventurous, daytime dates

when they fight or bicker, they give each other space to cool off because they can't otherwise be reasoned with

Gilbert hogs the duvet

so Antonio steals the pillows

but they always wake up tangled together and they find it quite tough to get out of bed because it's just too damn cosy

aus:

dogwalker au - when an injury means he can't walk his dogs himself, Gilbert begrudgingly finds a local dogwalker to help him out (of the closet, and then some)

school teachers au - Gilbert normally looks forward to getting home after a day of teaching, but the arrival of a new coach for the afterschool football club sees him hanging around later than normal so he can mark books and totally not watch out of the window of his classroom nope not at all

sins/virtues au - in which, rather than an angel getting stuck in Hell, a demon gets stuck in Heaven (or: Gilbert is lumped with a near-constantly grumpy Antonio who has no idea how he ended up in Heaven but whatever!)

vampires au - neither of them are actually the vampires, but the vampires are what bring them together as a couple humans who find that being meals isn't the most fulfilling way to live!

babysitting au - with FrUK out of town, Gilbert agrees to be a last-minute childcare provider and surprises Antonio with the sudden extra responsiblity (but Antonio can't stay mad at that face)

shapeshifters au - a fantasy abo au where Antonio brings two human children home one day, to Gilbert's horror, but they end up raising them as their own - and as better humans than those that live in the 'real world'

+ various aus where PruSpa exists but is not the main/sole pairing involving these characters because i'm a filthy multishipper, it makes for fun narratives that way, and sometimes i like to write polyships too aH

[hetazoeylia]

Germany: how did prussia decide to date someone as sweet as you?

Spain: actually i hit him with my car while he was breakdancing in a lidl parking lot

Spain: we fell in love immediately

[im-still-not-dead]

😘

Oh-!

Hello, Tonio 💕

[queenofcringe]

I love how Prussia is pregnant but still drinking alcohol.

[proosh]

The author of three tails also has a ruspruger fic in their bottom!ger oneshot collection. CW for noncon and forced fem/forced SRS. I hope they have more fics planned, I liked their rusbel one (CW for body horror in that one too)

I've read that one and while it's not super my thing I support the author because by god this fandom needs to get weirder again. Very excitedly looking forward to the next chapter of the magic game TF fic they've got going on, I'm very curious as to what they're cooking with the SpaPru subplot and quietly hoping Gil gets hit with the same preg-flavoured TF stuff as some of the others but you didn't hear that from me

[ask--aph-spain--archived]

Merry Christmas Toni 💕💖💕💖