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I think Ipos is the teacher who gets assigned to oversee field trips because of his bloodline ability. I think the poor man is out here like this
#welcome to demon school iruma kun#m!ik#mairuma#ipos ichou#Clara valac#Zom bombe#Hon rin chan#allocer schneider#Purson soi#Haruno#Allocer schneider#This is how he uses round up 90% of the time
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Human AU! Blitzø & Barbie Wire + Tilla 💕
#// yes they are Hispanic in my human au because I said so#// sorry for the spanish f bomb yall soy paisa y somos muy ofensivos jjj#helluva boss#hellaverse#helluverse#blitzø#blitzo#barbie wire#tilla buckzo#human design#au
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(sorry for leaving y’all in suspense I was grocery shopping) Surprise!! I accidentally got into Len’en like two weeks ago. Whoops! I got ideas for cool drawings to do with each of the BPoHC shrine team members (and you-know-who, ofc, but that one might be… weird lol), but Tsubakura gets to go first cause theirs is the simplest; just greyscale + red color scheme with a split background and the pose is mostly random (maybe they’re squishing Tsurubami’s little eye thing? Idk). Very pleased with how everything worked out; the line for the eye is exactly where the dividing line for the background was and the way I managed to make the vest corseted while not changing the ribbon placement is just perfect. Although I did make their hat smaller out of the aforementioned cowardice also that thing is hard to draw
#art#digital#len’en#tsubakura enraku#for those not in the know: Len’en is a game series inspired by Touhou but there’s a number of things different about it and it is rapidly#spiraling off into a very complicated story and also other game genres; also every character’s gender is officially ‘whatever’#This character (Tsubakura) plays like Marisa but is also a shrine maiden (priest) along with the Reimu type character#Nonbinary (to me) mad scientist.#Replaces soy sauce with calligraphy ink in every culinary application.#Made a nuclear bomb once supposedly on accident.#Locked in a blood feud with their 3(ish) absurdly powerful ex-girlfriends and this has led to at least one actual war. so far#(hello high brightness users! :D)#Apparently mastered genetic engineering and mostly uses it for stuff like making it so they can put ink in their coffee and not die from it#what’s not to love#oh ya I doubt anyone cares much since this was in the tags but I got some stuff wrong due to misunderstanding & exaggeration for comedy sryy#nuclear bomb was definitely an accident cause they got really sad about it after which is soooooo funny#they do eat ink and also soap but it’s not really explained why it doesn’t kill them of why they like it#also they made an artificial human (+ several androids) who’s supposed to be an assassin and used to be an even more blatant mega reference#hasn’t actually killed anyone yet cause their first target is Tsubakura lol#and I’m barely exaggerating abt the ex girlfriend thing; they haven’t been confirmed to have dated in canon but they were quote#‘close enough to want to murder each other’#and one of them is very homoerotic about it all the time so like rlly not that out of pocket#admittedly the one I’m drawing somewhat homoerotic art of with Tsubakura atm is probably one of the other two but whateverrrr#it still fits Arde well enough#*mgs reference
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Ámbar in S1: Madrina, are you ok? I’m worried about you.
Sharon in S1: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT! 😡
Ámbar in S2: Madrina, are you ok? I’m worried about you.
Sharon in S2: I’m fine… thank you for asking…
#i feel like in s2 they decided to tone down sharon’s outbursts#and instead make her more creepy but ’calm’#rather than a ticking bomb who will scream at you if you ask her in the wrong moment like in s1#soy luna
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in case you were wondering how my 2023 soy luna rewatch was going
#soy luna#lumón#i will be forever salty#its so🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁#i watched the scene with a pit in my stomach bc i knew what was gonna happen in the second half of my season#and i just AUGABRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB#i cannot watch this show without it being tainted by the angstfest of s1B and even though thats what i signed up for#i love angst mmmmmm yummy taste y😋😋#but now whenever i watch the show it feels like im 5 seconds away from a bomb going off like i feel legit DREAD#knowing whats abt to happen to my two splooikies who are in love#i knwo i sound stupid like girl its not that serious its a straight ship from a disney channel show that aired 7 years ago#but its that serious TO ME#i'll mever get over it ok goodnigtj
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yeah there r some cringies in closers kick chat and im sure more i dont know about bc im like 5 minutes in and its a) turkey and b)kick
BUT his playlist had leave me alone by flipp dinero which is one of my private put on repeat bangers so i have to give him a temporary pass
#please be normal please be normal please be normal please be chill#if i ever hear jun call something soy i detonate the bomb btw that goes for everyone even if it was razork himself who taught him that
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my palette is TOO refined at this point
#i can taste and smell the tiniest amounts of things and it's honestly a curse even tho i make bomb ass food as a result#add a single grain too much cumin? now it's overpowering everything#add a drop too much soy sauce? now its muddied the rest of the flavor#a grain too much black pepper? now it tastes colonial iykwim
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The Captains Play Stardew Valley!
I have Stardew on the brain. These are very silly.
Shunsui Kyoraku:
He never knows where the fuck his animals are because he "doesn't believe" in fencing them in. He also forgets to water his crops so he struggles in the first year because he's always broke af - not an experience he has in his real life.
He loves the whimsy of the game, especially when it comes to finding little secrets like Secret Woods or getting to Ginger Island. He reacts like a five-year-old being presented candy, it's the cutest thing. Also, he's in Stardrop Saloon almost as much as Shane is.
He never does the same thing per day, he'll have a wander down to the bottom of the map one day, mosey into town the next, explore the beach another…he's one of those people who takes "comfy game" at face value and plays in a way that's so leisurely that it's actually quite frustrating to watch. The urge to backseat game is often very hard to resist.
Favourite villager: All the women. All of them. From Jas to Evelyn, he loves every lady. Even the witch, he thinks he could fix her. He desperately wants Marnie to dump Lewis and find a man who appreciates her and feels bad for Sandy stuck by herself in Calico Desert.
Soi Fong:
Naturally, she got a cat when given the option and listening to it meow at her fills her heart with glee, but she pretends she doesn't care. She becomes offended if any of her animals give her eggs/milk/etc that aren't gold star or higher.
She absolutely hates Lewis for his terrible management and keeps asking why you can't vote to remove him as Mayor when he's so blatantly incompetent. A mystery for us all. She's also absolutely flabbergasted that Lewis is dating Marnie on the sly. She also dislikes Pierre for claiming her produce as his own.
She likes fighting monsters, when she managed to get to the desert she was thrilled at there being tougher monsters in there - she changed her tune pretty quickly when she got ganged up on by three serpents and lost some valuable treasure. She pouted about that all evening.
Favourite villager: Abigail - her tomboy attitude reminds her of someone…
Rose Otoribayashi:
Rose thinks the game is adorable at first but he quickly starts learning some of the lore and is surprised by how dark this seemingly cutesy farming simulator can get at times.
He absolutely loves the music in the games and has even tried writing songs with them as inspiration. Sometimes he just plays the game soley to wander about and vibe with whatever music is playing in the background.
He enjoys combing the beach and the tide pools or pulling up flowers and giving them to villagers. He does finish the mines but he doesn't visit them unless he has to because of a quest, he finds them gloomy and not fun to look at.
Favourite villager: This is an easy one, he's SUCH an Elliot stan. He calls him his "digital twin".
Unohana Retsu:
She completes the mines and skull cavern with ease. She can't intimidate the characters in the game with her avatar so she gets to back it up with her sword instead. Seeing the joy on her face at cutting down enemy after enemy makes you wonder if you gave her the right game.
That said, she also enjoys the cosier aspect of it - tending to her crops and animals comes quite easy to her and she's never bored by it. When confronted with cutscenes for the games she tends to be firm but fair in her advice.
She rarely faints but she likes checking in at the hospital because it reminds her of Fourth Division, so she has a lot of friendship points with Harvey and Maru especially.
Favourite villager: Harvey but also Marlon. Duality queen.
Shinji Hirako:
He has the WORST fucking luck in the mines - when he sets up bombs they explode in his face, he can never find enemies when there's a quest to do them, etc. Yet then every so often his crops will get visited by a fairy and suddenly be fully mature just when he needs them to, or he'll catch a rare fish by mistake.
He pretends to be disinterested, but he's a liar. Shinji LOVES, and I mean LOVES the tea about the villagers - when Caroline mentions she used to like to take walks by the Wizard's Tower he nearly spat out his coffee. And he actually shrieked when he found Marnie and Lewis in the bushes together - you ran into the room because you thought the idiot had stubbed his toe or something. He ships the villagers together unless he's the one courting them.
He cracks you up during the cutscenes because he says the most hilarious things in response to the villager's antics with a straight face. He goes for Lewis' jugular EVERY TIME.
Favourite villager: He likes most of them, but he has a thing for Haley - she was rude to him when he first talked to her and he developed a bit of a crush.
Byakuya Kuchiki:
It took a LONG time to persuade Mr. Uppitypants to play, but once he does he's DETERMINED to stick to a firm schedule. Too bad that's not quite how it works - he's terrible at the fishing game and it takes him forever to get the correct ones for the community centre. He buys them from the merchant whenever possible.
Spring is his favourite season because of the cherry trees. He waters his crops and checks on the animals diligently, every day, and with a complete straight face. He doesn't like being poor so his Farmer starts making bank QUICKLY.
Gets SUPER competitive during seasonal events, especially the Flower Dance. He's still salty about Abigail beating him in the Egg Race in the first year and has lowkey disliked her since then.
Favourite villager: Penny, he likes her genteel, shy nature. Reminds him a tiny bit of his wife.
Komamura Sajin:
Oh my god, he absolutely LOVES this game. Looking after animals is his absolute jam and he quickly turns his farm very profitable. He's just disappointed you can't take your dog on walks with you in the village and thinks all of them should appreciate its cuteness.
He dislikes the fishing game, not because he's bad at it but he doesn't like removing them from their home just to lounge about in your backpack, but Sajin is also duty-bound to restore that damn community centre, so…sacrifices must be made.
Also he's overjoyed when he learns you can speak to animals in the game and always goes to check the forest in case there's a new furry critter to talk to. He also befriends Krobus and the Dwarf very quickly, since he can relate to being different to everyone around him.
Favourite villager: Linus, he appreciates a guy who is in-tune with nature and just wants to live peacefully among the animals. He also is indignant when people judge the Farmer for digging through the trash, so you know, kindred spirits.
Lisa Yadomaru:
Lisa has married every bachelor and bachelorette in the game at least once - she has the save files to prove it. She says she likes to explore all the game's options but that's not true, she just wanted to know who has the spiciest lines of dialogue as your spouse.
She hates having to check the animals and crops every day so she uses sprinklers to maximum efficiency and getting the automatic feeder is a godsend. She does still like to pet them and see the cute little heart icons, though. Lisa isn't immune to cute pixellated animals.
She finds the mines kind of boring but her insatiable curiosity compels her to get to the bottom anyway, and she loves finding new clothing items to dress her character in - every time she loads the game her Farmer has some kind of new fit on.
Favourite villager: She was very upset when you told her you can't marry Sandy - Lisa calls her "desert wife". She's also fond of Maru, who reminds her slightly of Nanao.
Kensei Muguruma:
Kensei gets a horse ridiculously early on because the slow walking pace of the Farmer drives him insane, especially when he passes out just before he reaches his farm, so he goes out of his way to get a stable as soon as possible. The horse stays his favourite animal throughout the game because it goes home by itself.
The fishing game nearly made him fling the controller out of the window - especially when he had to get an octopus. You were seriously concerned he was going to straight-up snap your game in half.
He tunes into Queen of Sauce EVERY time, even when it's a re-run "just in case I missed it". He has actually tried to cook some of the recipes in the game and some of them were actually quite tasty! (He declined to attempt the Strange Bun, though.)
Favourite villager: Robin, he likes building new stuff on the farm and he finds Sebastian's cynicism refreshing in a game with mostly upbeat characters. He constantly grumbles how Demetrius isn't good enough for them.
Hitsugaya Toshiro:
He protested when you first got him to play - he's not a kid! But eventually he gave in to shut you up and soon enough he found himself drawn in, especially at the notion of it being passed down from his grandfather.
He likes unlocking things as he goes through the community centre and gets this satisfied little smirk every time he completes a bundle, even if it's an easy one. He's actually a little disappointed when he finally finishes it and doesn't have much reason to go anymore.
Hitsugaya tries to do everything so "you can't accuse him of not playing right", but he gets so salty if he has a bad time in the mine or spends ages fishing and doesn't get the right thing - then he yells at you for teasing him when he pouts. Favourite villager: Surprisingly, he's fond of Sam, he appreciates how hard he tries to stay upbeat and look after his little brother, it reminds him of when he was a kid and protecting Hinamori.
Zaraki Kenpachi:
He spends almost all of his time in the mines - as soon as he learns you can fight monsters in the game that's all he does. He's passed out in there MULTIPLE times, to the point where he was too broke to collapse anymore. Luckily he also made money quickly because he found a lot of gemstones down there.
Can never remember any of the character's names so he gives them nicknames - Evelyn and George are "the old people", Harvey is "Glasses", Haley and Sam are both "Blondie", etc.
He gets very aggravated when anybody he wants to sell to isn't there, especially when it's Clint, who he doesn't like and swears at a lot. Funnily enough he doesn't curse Marnie out the same way, even if he really wants a cow and she's too busy staring at her microwave.
Favourite villager: Marlon, he likes a man who knows his way around dangerous weapons. But unsurprisingly…he also has a soft spot for Jas.
Mayuri Kurotsuchi:
Another person it took ages to convince, but he finds it intruiging despite the simplicity of it. Mayuri isn't really interested in the villagers and instead immediately dives into all the supernatural/weird shit - he visits the Wizard's Tower every day and ends up getting the Sewers pretty early too.
He's a completionist at heart so he gets very determined about filling up the community centre quickly and gets pissy when you point out unless the merchant has a red cabbage he's unlikely to get it done by the first year.
Rarely does to any of the seasonal festivities, but he does always go to Spirit's Eve - he likes the aesthetic.
Favourite villager: He finds Krobus the most interesting and would probably invite him to live on the farm if forced to pick a spouse, but for human characters it's the Wizard.
Ukitake Juushiro:
Mr. Conflict Averse King hates it when he walks in on a cutscene that requires him to pick a side, he hates upsetting any of the villagers. He reaches ten hearts with people because he unfailingly responds in a way that will max out their affections.
He befriends Linus SO quickly because he feels bad for him. He also wishes he could help with all the problems and disapproves of the bad parenting present in the game, especially Pam and Demetrius. Shane's cutscenes involving his alcoholism made him so sad as well.
It takes him forever to get through the mines, the button mashing is hard for him and the frantic pace of Skull Cavern and the desert is enough to give the man heart palpitations.
Favourite villager: Vincent and Jas, obviously. He's got such a soft spot for little kids and his heart breaks at Jas' backstory.
#Stardew Valley#Bleach#Shunsui Kyoraku#soi fon#Rose Otoribashi#Unohana Retsu#Shinji Hirako#Byakuya Kuchiki#Komamura Sajin#Lisa Yadomaru#Kensei Muguruma#Hitsugaya Toshiro#Mayuri Kurotsuchi#Kenpachi Zaraki#Ukitake Jushiro#Headcanons
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As One
Venom!Jason Todd (tiny hint of x reader at the very end, past the double break)
Inspired by this incredible, amazing, breathtaking Jason as Venom art by @ciricearts!!
Summary: Jason receives more than life in the Lazarus Pit, and when he returns to Gotham and meets Venom, they must learn to fight as one.
Warnings: angst, brief suicide ideation/threat, minimal spoilers for Under the Rood Hood and Venom, fluff, banter, translations in double parentheses
Word Count: 3.6k+ words
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It’s quiet, but not silent. Dark, but not black. Something like floating, but there’s a weight settling deep inside.
Jason’s eyes snap open, burning against the phosphorous-green liquid surrounding him. His lungs burn as his hands break the surface. Gasping as he rises, Jason has only one thing on his mind: revenge. His mind races, his head spinning with thoughts of what was, what will be, and untraceable ideas that are in no way his. With the weight in his chest, a storm has settled in his mind, a fierce tempest that throws the new world off its axis as Jason thinks of Gotham.
Twenty-Four Hours Earlier
Jason closes his eyes as the bomb ticks down. High above the warehouse, a shooting star draws the attention of children. As the alien disguised as a star crash lands, it braces itself against the fiery descent in what is left of its ship. Earth is a target, but as the heat and the wind race by, Venom is unconvinced that this is the perfect planet for his people to inhabit. It’s loud and hot, and so far, the view isn’t even all that nice. It’s a snowy night, so the world is white, and war echoes through the night. A lone explosion makes Venom shriek, but when he finally lands on a mountain, a pool of liquid reminiscent of his home beckons him closer.
Present
Jason refuses to look down as he dresses. He stole clothes from a drying line, but the scars on his skin are hideous, jagged lines that will take him back to the warehouse with the Joker if his gaze lingers too long. While he prepares to find his way across continents to locate Batman and the Joker, Jason doesn’t even try to control his thoughts. The pit that brought him back to life has caused his thoughts to be disjointed, bringing memories to the forefront when he least expects it. There’s something wrong, a presence in Jason’s mind that he knows isn’t his, even after the unexpected changes brought on by his resurrection.
“Ho bisogno di un trasporto per la Francia,” Jason tells a fisherman on the coast of Italy. ((I need transport to France.))
“Solo pesce. Non sei un pesce,” the old man replies. ((Only fish. You’re not a fish.))
Jason understands the man, but Bruce’s foreign languages will only get him so far. Without thinking, he adds, “Forse sono un pesce. O forse sono un mostro.” ((Maybe I’m a fish. Or maybe I’m a monster.))
Jason blinks, and suddenly, he’s on the fishing boat in the Tyrrhenian Sea. He doesn’t remember boarding or convincing the fisherman to agree to give him passage. When he looks over his shoulder and sees the man shrink away from him, Jason knows that the pit changed more than his height and the beating of his heart. There’s a war inside him, and Jason has no idea he is losing.
“Portatelo in America,” the fisherman tells another man at the docks in Spain. “Sii veloce, stai attento.” ((Bring him to America... Be quick, be careful.))
The Spanish man shrugs, unable to understand the warning.
“Tráelo a Estados Unidos. Sea rápido, tenga cuidado,” Jason translates. “Deberías escuchar.” ((You should listen.))
“¿De dónde eres, hijo?” the Spanish sailor inquires. ((Where are you from, son?))
“Soy de Gotham,” Jason responds. “¿Puedes ayudarme e llegar allí o debería hacerte llegar?” ((I’m from Gotham… Are you going to help me get there or should I make you?))
“Yo te ayudaré. Pero mantén al demonio adentro.” ((I’ll help. But keep the demon inside.))
Jason boards the ship to return to America, unaware that his funeral is over, the dirt still settling over his coffin. As he keeps his eyes on the horizon, Jason flexes his hands beneath his stolen gloves and wonders if it’s possible to keep the demon inside or if he’s let it stay too long. Maybe the pit finally broke its cage, he thinks.
Earth isn’t quite as hideous as Venom expected. The ocean sparkles beneath the sun as he travels around the globe. Humans are exactly as he had been taught, and Venom observes them, waiting for the right time to begin the takeover. It starts with a single body, and he is sure he’s found the perfect one.
So many languages, Venom grumbles to himself. He knows them, and understands them, but looks forward to a future where there is only one type of communication on this planet.
“New customer?” Jason asks, stepping out of the shadows and into the dark Gotham night.
“Who are you s’posed to be?” the drug dealer replies. “Don’t tell me you’re another cosplay freak!”
“Sixteen,” Jason says, his voice muffled by the tin helmet he created for himself.
“What?”
“Sixteen years old. That’s how old the boy you just sold to is. If there’s one thing I can’t tolerate, it’s selling to children.”
“Oh, so you’re some kinda Robin Hood?”
“Not exactly.” Jason pulls a blade from his left hip, twisting it as he raises it so it glints in the moonlight. “You work for Sionis?”
“Yeah! That means I’m protected!” the man yells, stepping back.
“You don’t look very safe to me. You’re just one of eight.”
“You’re crazy, man.”
Jason smiles beneath the red helmet. As he lunges forward, he feels something shift inside him but ignores it as crimson blood spills beneath his blade. One down.
Leaving Black Mask’s hideout, Jason presses his hand to his shoulder. One of Mask’s goons got in a lucky hit; pure chance allowed him to pull the trigger at the precise moment the barrel lined up with Jason’s side. When Jason pulls his hand away, his glove is spotless.
“I shouldn’t have walked away from that,” Jason admits under his breath.
He’s ignored it since he fought his way out of the pit. The signs have chased him through hemispheres, but it took until tonight to understand that something is wrong. No, Jason realizes, there is someone in his mind.
As Robin, Bruce taught Jason that there were metahumans, homo sapiens with unnatural powers, and some of them could get into his mind if he gave them a chance. Now, it seems that one of these powered creatures is invading Jason’s life and, for some reason, protecting him.
Jason pulls his pistol from his side, presses it beneath his chin, and removes the safety.
“Last chance,” he murmurs.
His finger slides onto the trigger, and then the gun clatters to the ground as Jason is enveloped in an inky black substance.
“Stupidity,” its voice growls.
Jason can see, but his movements are limited. In the reflection of a window in the alley, he sees the creature looking back at him.
“You’d travel 4,400 miles to kill that clown only to finish what he started?!”
“Who are you?” Jason asks carefully.
The alien melts away and disappears into Jason’s skin without an answer. Jason looks around, trying to understand what, who, and where it is.
“You’re inside me,” he realizes aloud.
“Not much company in here,” the voice says in his mind. “Your plan for vengeance is pointless.”
Jason retrieves his gun from the pavement and repeats, “Who are you?”
“Who are you?” the voice echoes before silencing.
“Great,” Jason grumbles. “Unless you’ve got anything useful, stay in there.”
“It won’t work,” the alien in Jason’s mind argues.
Jason adjusts his grip on the gargoyle and tries to ignore it.
“You need help,” he adds. “Storm in too early and he’ll kill you… again.”
“Didn’t I tell you to stay quiet?” Jason snaps.
“You can’t get rid of me. And you can’t get rid of him like this, either.”
“You’ll understand if I don’t trust you.”
Several moments pass in silence until the alien says, “Venom.”
“Won’t work.”
“I am Venom.”
Jason’s brows pinch, and then he murmurs, “Jason.”
“I know.”
After a long sigh, Jason asks, “What do you suggest I do? To kill the Joker?”
“Stop being stupid.”
“Forget I asked.”
“He has more at his disposal.”
“So, what? I need a utility belt?”
“Let me do it.”
Jason launches off the roof, noting that Venom falls silent as he freefalls through the Gotham sky.
Only after Jason uses a grappling hook to land on solid ground in an alley does Venom's head appear before him. Jason jerks backward, then pulls his weapon and shoots Venom until his magazine is empty. Venom draws himself together, living tendrils reshaping into his previous form.
“You can’t kill me, Jason,” Venom growls. “Not without killing yourself, and I need you.”
“You need me?” Jason repeats incredulously. “No, there is no we here, alien.”
“Oh, don’t hurt my feelings,” Venom deadpans. “I only need your body. Give me one more excuse and I’ll send your mind back to that glow-stick pool you crawled out of.”
“If you don’t need me, why did you save me that night with the dealers?”
Venom disappears, returning to Jason’s mind. As he takes over Jason’s thoughts one by one, he begins to plan how he’ll use a capable body like his to aid his leaders’ invasion plan. Jason, however, feels his mind clearing with each moment Venom is gone. Each thought that Venom takes over weakens the storm in Jason’s mind.
“What did you do?” Jason asks.
“It’s the beginning,” Venom replies cryptically.
Jason remembers the silence Venom fell into during the fall and smiles before he shoots his grappling hook straight up, weightless as he soars above Gotham with a clear head and the first step of a plan to not only kill the Joker but show Bruce why he should have done it before.
“Bruce,” Dick calls. “You have to take a break. Yes, we know that Red Hood is causing issues, and there’s a giant black alien terrorizing people. What do you expect to do about it?”
“Find them both,” Bruce answers without looking up. “Stop them both.”
“That was the stupidest-“
“Stop,” Venom interrupts. “I saved a life, you didn’t kill anyone, we’re good.”
“We’re good? You did it in front of Nightwing! Dick will tell Bruce and Batman will hunt us down before the plan is in place.”
“Todd,” Venom begins, “that’s not my problem.”
“It will be when he finds a way to debilitate you and your little plan to take over the world goes up in flames!”
Venom’s head moves back nearly imperceptibly, but Jason moves forward to continue, “Yeah, you’re in my head, too, so I know your plan. It’s not my priority right now but know that all of your weaknesses are clear. So, if you don’t help me, Batman will stop you.”
“And if I do help?”
“We both survive to fight another day.”
“One condition.”
“I’m not feeding you another drug dealer.”
“Buzzkill,” Venom growls. He encompasses Jason’s body and folds a nearby dumpster before agreeing, “Fine, yeah. But I want to go to the new bakery.”
“Deal,” Jason replies. “Now go away.”
Jason travels through the shadows of Gotham to get to his hideout. He isn’t followed - he makes sure of it - and as Jason strips out of his leather jacket and carefully crafted helmet, he looks into a mirror for the first time since his death.
Jason inhales as he raises his eyes to trace the map of scars, the autopsy marks he was sure would have survived his dip in the Lazarus Pit, and the childhood shadows of scraped knees and skinned elbows. Yet, his skin is smooth and blemish-free when his eyes meet his reflection. It’s all wrong, Jason thinks. There isn’t a single mark, not from his childhood, time as Robin, death, resurrection, or the endless battle he’s fought since returning.
“You’re welcome,” Venom says from inside Jason.
“Why?” Jason whispers.
“I could have killed you,” Venom states. “But we achieved symbiosis, and you need my help more than I need yours.”
“I don’t-“
“It’s easier this way. The scarred boy didn’t come back, you did, Hood.”
Jason turns away from the mirror to pull a shirt over his head. “We finish this, and then I’m going to kill you, parasite. These people may not like me, but this is still my home.”
“Parasite!?” Venom screeches.
“I’ve got a meeting with Batman, you stay quiet,” Jason says as he exits the warehouse.
“You haven’t lost your touch, Bruce,” Jason calls as he dodges a punch.
Bruce’s surprise gives Jason the perfect opening. He spins on his left foot, planting his right foot against Bruce’s chest and sending him backward.
Standing over Batman with his gun aimed at Bruce’s throat, Jason says, “We need to talk about the Joker.”
“He’s the least of our concerns, Jason,” Dick says, tapping his escrima sticks. “But we do need to talk.”
“Thanks, J’onn,” Bruce mutters before ending the intergalactic call on the batcomputer.
“Well?” Dick inquires.
“The alien parasites on Mars are killing their hosts,” Bruce explains, turning toward Jason.
“Are they… are they the same species as the thing in Gotham?”
Jason ignores Venom’s complaints at being called a thing as he remembers what Venom said about being able to kill him.
“Killing their hosts?” Jason repeats. Venom doesn’t make any argument against this, and Jason clenches his fists at his side.
“We need to find the one in Gotham,” Bruce says. “Get some answers.”
“Can you help, Jay?” Dick asks.
“Later,” Jason mumbles. “I have something to do first.”
Bruce nods, and Jason stalks out of the Batcave.
“That went well,” Venom says as they exit Wayne Manor. “He told you he can’t kill Joker and yet you stayed. Brave-“
“Are you killing me?” Jason demands. “No more jokes, no sarcastic little comment, tell me now, are you killing me?”
“I was,” Venom admits, extending from Jason’s shoulder. “I reversed the damage.”
“Why?! Why would you start something, then save my life just to kill me later?”
“You are the only human I’ve ever matched with.”
“That’s sweet,” Jason snaps. “But get out of my way. Go back to whatever corner of my mind you’ve stolen.”
“You can still trust me, Jason. This doesn’t change anything.”
“Hood!” Nightwing warns as Killer Croc turns toward Jason.
“What, Croc, did they miss feeding time again?” Jason taunts.
Killer Croc roars, then swipes his arm toward Jason, his claws catching on Jason’s leather jacket. As Jason moves back, Killer Croc swings his arm again, pinning Jason to the brick wall.
“Venom,” Jason says through gritted teeth, failing to push Croc away from him. “Now might be a good time to prove I can still trust you.”
“Oh, me?” Venom asks in Jason’s mind. “You want my help?”
“Venom!”
“But what if I kill you by saving you from those bullets?”
Killer Croc shifts his weight, and Jason’s ribs creak under the increased pressure. He asks Venom once more for help, and just before his vision blackens around the edges, Venom’s powerful tendrils extend from Jason’s torso and push the creature’s scaly arms backward.
“Thanks,” Jason pants, catching himself as he falls to the sidewalk. “Argue with me again and I’ll put a bullet in you.”
“I’ve seen your aim, I’m not concerned,” Venom bites back before turning his attention to the Arkham patients roaming the streets.
“Pull back,” Bruce demands through the communications system.
“We’ve got them,” Jason argues.
“Pull back!”
“But, B,” Dick tries.
“The aliens are moving toward Earth!” Bruce yells. “J’onn just sent out a red alert.”
“We can’t do both,” Venom reminds Jason.
Jason hesitates, then says, “Yes, we can. You like Earth, admit it. And you don’t want to be alone now that you’ve achieved symbiosis. If we work together, we can do both. But if you go back to your kind and take my planet… I will kill you even if it kills me too, V.”
Venom’s inky substance snakes around Jason’s arm, covers half his face like a mask, and obscures the bat on his chest.
“We’d have to fight as one,” Venom points out.
Jason and Venom disappear as one into the shadows before Bruce realizes he’s moved.
The door to Roman Sionis’s office breaks in half, sending splinters flying as the Black Mask rises from his chair.
“What are you supposed to be?” Roman asks, eyeing the black tendrils around Red Hood’s already imposing frame.
“I’m Red Hood,” Jason replies as Venom growls, “We are Venom.”
Their voices overlap, so Roman hears, “We ‘m Venom Hood.”
“Well, Venom Hood,” Roman begins, moving backward from his desk.
That makes no sense, Jason thinks.
Shut up, Venom demands, you died.
Jason prepares to retort, but Roman lifts an automatic rifle that causes Jason to delay the argument as he rolls out of Black Mask’s line of sight.
“I have to save the world-“ Jason says, nodding to himself as he corrects, “we have to save the world, so I’m going to have to keep this short. You’ll miss Gotham where you’re going.”
Venom pulls the trigger, and though Jason knows he’s trying to keep him from getting more blood on his hands, the world's fate hangs in the balance, and there is no time for either of them to make penance for the sins.
“Where are we going?” Jason asks as he enters the Batcave. He’s changed from his uniform, wearing a red hoodie instead of the armor he’s grown comfortable in. It makes me claustrophobic, Venom had argued.
“The watchtower,” Bruce answers. “Boom tubing now.”
“Where’d you go?” Dick asks.
“To see a friend.”
“Batman,” Superman greets as they enter the watchtower. He glances at Jason and asks, “Who is that?”
Jason waves, his red mask concealing the bottom half of his face. “Red Hood, Venom Hood, I’ve got a lot of names.”
“He’s with us,” Nightwing assures the Justice League.
“About that,” Jason interjects. “These… aliens, parasites, whatever you want to call them. They’re trying to take over the planet-“
“We know that,” Martian Manhunter interrupts.
“One of them is not,” Jason continues.
“How do you know?” Wonder Woman inquires.
“Perimeter breach,” the automated ship alerts.
“Nobody shoot me,” Jason demands. He tilts his head, then says, “The red ones are stronger, they’re leaders, if we get them down first, the rest… we can handle the rest then.”
“How did you become an expert on them faster than Bruce?” Dick whispers.
“Remember my worth in twenty minutes.”
The alien ship ports on the side of the watchtower, and within minutes, the aliens are moving throughout the ship without pattern or reason.
“Fire and noise,” Venom tells Jason. “Keep it away from me, but it weakens them.”
“Are you stronger?” Jason asks internally.
“Stronger than some,” Venom replies. “Why?”
“Come out.”
“No.”
“V… we need you.”
Venom sighs, then says, “I don’t like red.”
“Deal with it.”
Venom does just that, ripping the red sweatshirt in half as he encompasses Jason. Several members of the Justice League turn toward Venom, so he quickly pulls back. Venom separates fluidly, exposing half of Jason’s face and most of his torso. Jason feels Venom moving across his biceps and chest, and Venom moves his fingers by controlling Jason’s joints. Venom fits against Jason like a second skin, like a suit, highlighting his muscles and causing Jason to look more like the monster people have come to expect.
“He’s with me!” Jason yells, stepping toward Superman. “I told you one of them was on your side. It’s him. Focus on the fight!”
Another group of aliens seeps through the air vent, and the horrified leaguers work to save the planet with an enemy at their sides.
Jason stretches his neck to the side as Venom recedes into his back. The superheroes before him suddenly have excuses to disappear, leaving the watchtower as quickly as they can, while Bruce and Dick watch Jason as if he’ll explode.
“I should have known,” Bruce murmurs as he removes his cowl.
“Can I meet him?” Dick asks. “What’s his name?”
He’s too happy, Venom complains. And you promised a trip to the bakery!
“Later,” Jason tells Dick. “And his name is Venom,” he adds over his shoulder as he walks toward a boom tube platform.
Venom’s head bounces against Jason’s shoulder as they walk down the dark alley behind the coffee shop. Slurping as he drinks the blended coffee in Jason’s hand, Venom smiles.
“You should go see her,” he says after licking powdered sugar from his lips. “The girl you think about, who you should have kissed before Bosnia, but you chickened out.”
Jason hums and twirls the cup in his hand but hesitates to drink after his body companion. “I think my chances are gone… with any woman, thanks to you,” he responds.
“I could get into her mind and let you know for sure,” Venom offers.
“That won’t be necessary, thanks.”
Venom pulls Jason to a sudden stop, spreads over Jason’s arm, and pulls him onto a fire escape to reach the roof. He inhales deeply, then looks up and down the nearby roads.
“It’s Gotham, not all of earth smells like this,” Jason mumbles.
“No,” Venom replies. “There is another of my kind.”
“Great.”
Venom watches in silence, allowing Jason to text his brother and offer some explanations.
Jason.
“Venom,” Jason replies aloud as he sends another message.
Venom snaps Jason’s head up, and they both watch, mesmerized by how your hair falls back into place as the blood-red amorphous protoplasm melts into your skin. When you look up after landing on the roof, as directed by your symbiote, you smile at Jason Todd.
We’re in trouble.
Jason nods, and Venom insists, No, actual trouble.
Ex of yours? Jason wonders.
I wish. She kicked my-
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˖⋆࿐໋ tuesday 17th of december
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im writing this while on a run HIII LMFAOOOO
i weighed in this day ! yaya after yesterdays terrible cal day i was relieved i didn’t.. really gain much lol
i went to school maybe an hour late. i decided im going to be taking dextrose to help with the terrible feeling i always get. so far i am feeling better !!! the dizziness is validating but yk
4 x cheap sugar free energy drink
at school i did nothing. yeah ! nothing LMAO. i was drawing on my own but like.. that was just for me not for school. im such an idiot but it can’t be helped… i walked from station to school and then from school back to station and i had made maybe 6k steps by that point… hmm..
then i went in the train and went to local station. i walked home 90% of the way then decided id take a detour and give my friend a cigarette since he said he was so desperate for cigarettes he’d suck dick… well i didn’t need that but i did still give him a cigarette. we chatted and i took him to my fav bench
we walked to the church where i like smoking and i called eli because i wanted to tell her i was a real southerner and i only ate the hot, not the sauce. he bullied me while she was half asleep on the phone and i went home soon after.
omad : white fish, like 2 fillets i can’t recall, cucumbers, carrots, avocado, a scoop of rice, spicy mayo and soy sauce in that big bowl. —— green beans with soy sauce for a side —— and vanilla pudding with a lotus cookie crumbled in
cals estimate : 745
it was a lot of food but i didn’t ask for the pudding or the cookies.. but whatever. the food was really good ! i composed all the ingredients to my own liking and it ended up tasting bomb. im still not hungry after eating alladat yesterday it was BOMB. i did overestimate a bit but whatever it never hurts
after this i don’t remember much of what i did. i just called with eli and we talked about my ocs for HOURSSSSSS I STAYED UP TILL 3:40 AM TALKING WITH HER ABOUT THEM. i even took sleeping pills at 9 pm but my body was so happy it IGNORED THE SLEEPING PILLS LIKE HELLO ARE WE OK ?!?!?!
yeah then i rolled over and that was it
total cals : 745
total steps : 16.2 k
silly song to describe the silly giggles and laughter and joys me and eli experienced imagining my ocs talking to eachother and fighting LMAO.
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Been thinking a lot about animal ethics lately. I feel like. Okay. So I think if you take animal suffering seriously, that maybe doesn't mean we have to destroy the biosphere. Not least because we don't know how to love without it. BUT it does maybe mean that kidnapping a wild predator and feeding it soy kibble is an ethically good thing to do. So it doesn't kill prey. It's not obligatory ofc but laudable. And sure you could say the prey will overpopulate but if there's a famine that doesnt make it okay to be a serial killer does it. So. Same logic.
I think about the biosphere thing because I'm basically trying to convince myself not to be a militant vegan. I think that life choice would make me significant more unhappy and would not achieve much but the same is true for like being an abolitionist in the 19th century and thst doesn't mean you should support slavery. So. And an animal is worth way less than a person but there's WAY more of them and also they're being killed at much greater rates. So. The ethical thing to do may be building some bombs. I think this is unusually unlikely to respond to normal methods of convincing people and politics and all that. Because the beneficiaries are animals and the group worse off is all humans. Because meat tastes good
I think the STRONGEST argument against militant vegan ism is like. Who give a shit. They're just beasts. But idk. Maybe maybe not
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why hello dearest fellow!
doth thou have any SFM to spare for a poor beggar?
I am quite parched, and would like to request of you Bomb Voyage with Demo giving Soy flowers.
Here you go!
Here is Demo giving 'Soy' some flowers 😁
#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#teamfortress2#tf2 demoman#tf2 spy#bomb voyage#bombvoyage#demomanxspy#spyxdemoman#demoman x spy#spy x demoman#spydemoman#demomanspy#sfm#source filmmaker#sourcefilmmaker#open for asks#asks are open#open for all#requests are open#open for requests#open for questions#asks open#requests open#need requests#send in your requests#tf2 requests#flowers
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Hazbin Characters as Ao3 Tags Again Because There's More
Once again, go watch ColeyDoesThings' videos, they're really funny!
Charlie: Hola! Soy Dora. Can you say Daddy Issues? OR I see one (1) blonde bitch with family issues and I immediately attach
Vaggie: This one is for the girlies with insurmountable sadness and rejection sensitive dysphoria
Angel Dust: Bestie i wrote this while snorting heroin OR Blood is thicker than water but semen is thicker than blood so
Alastor: Body parts pickled in a jar OR The psychological horror tag is not an exaggeration OR Slice of life, blood ritual
Niffty: When your thirst is so extreme people think it's an assassination attempt
Husk: The old man, I desire him
Sir Pentious: Cockblocked by his need to be extra
Cherri Bomb: The sin train is leaving the station and you're all invited
Vox: No transphobia in my morally reprehensible fanfiction OR Face fucking as a means of silencing OR Don't mind him he's just being a voyeur like the rest of us OR Why secrete bodily fluids when your dick can just glow instead OR What's better than a sugar daddy? A priest sugar daddy
Valentino: The questionable use of body fluids for magical intent OR First you point a gun at someone then you suck their dick OR The twisted eroticism of thinking about killing your lover during sex
Rosie: Brief mention of infant death and uhhhh culturally respectful cannibalism
Adam: Fucking your subordinate in a way that's not honoring catholic jesus
Lute: Personally I think it's okay if she stabs me... Just a little bit... A lot a bit
Lucifer: Bloodlust confused with Regular Lust OR What's the point of a god you can't fuck
#vox face fucking tag is directed at him btw#he doesnt know how to shut the fuck up#hazbin hotel#alastor#angel dust#charlie morningstar#lucifer morningstar#the vees#vaggie#niffty#husk#sir pentious#cherri bomb
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