#Sookie

[hxllo-nana]

imagine being gay AND british? like, pick a struggle.

[tismsystem]

Idk how to reply to these but yeah

I tried

@travlynzanechan

[critter-creature-or-beast]

Submitted for classification by @tjlauren

"Sookie 🐈‍⬛"

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 3, Episode 11- "I Solemnly Swear..." (That I Have No Memory Of Anything That Happens In This One Based On The Title)

The opening credits of this episode confirm we will finally be introduced to Alex (yay)! Alex stan here! Although quite honestly, I'm interested to see whether or not he lives up to the hype I've built up for him in my memory. .Stumbling almost totally blind into a mid-season episode is thrilling in a really pathetic way. I am being informed this is one of the lowest rated episodes of the entire series, but some low stakes mid season filler can still be good for the soul. Emily's former maid, Gerta from Germany, is suing Emily for wrongful termination after she was fired for being a Noisy Walker. Ah, rich people.

Lorelai sits amongst the delicious looking fake food whilst observing Sookie and Jackson having a loud culinary-based argument.

Lorelai puts Michel in charge while she and Sookie attend the seminar where Lorelai will meet her new totally fine and criminally under-rated B-Tier-Not-Luke Boyfriend, Alex, who shines bright but quickly burns out like a falling star, never to be seen or mentioned again. Presumably he is the second victim to be sucked in by the Male Gilmore Girls Character California Wormhole (Max was first, but eventually escapes). We learn Michel attended a fancy French hospitality college, while Lorelai has to attend a seminar at a Radisson called "How To Run an Inn". But then a witch put a curse on him so he ended up working for nickels at a tiny bed and breakfast in Nowherefuck USA. Tale as old as time. I made that last part up, but The Hollow is still where dreams go to die. Something had to go wrong in his life for him to fall so far. Michel: I predict it will be a total waste of time and money and I will be here to laugh at you when you return. So will I, Michel. So will I. Some more newspaper/Francie crap. Skip skip skip, skip to my loo... Maybe I'm missing something important, but it's a risk I'm always willing to take. The scene goes on forever (4 minutes). Lorelai recives an answering machine message from Emily's lawyer, who is voiced by...Seth MacFarlane. Peter, Brian, and Stewie Griffin and the guy who was bullying Lorelai at her college graduation. It's hard to unhear this dude as anyone but Brian Griffin. Anyway, Stewie is calling to request Lorelai give a deposition at German Gerta's trial to which Lorelai steadfastly refuses, but then a few seconds later changes her mind. Yawn. Lorelai and Sookie go to the boring seminar, then leave the boring seminar. They eat some free cookies in the hallway. ALEX, ALEX, ALEX...

Wheee!

He was just as hawt as I remember. Teehee! The first piece of Alex Lore we are blessed to recieve is that he is a business partner of some spazzy dude that Sookie used to party harty with back in the day, 14 hour booze and pot benders and what not, and the two fellas want to open a chain of coffee shops together. Well, at least they're not attending the Luke Danes School of Serving Folgers And Pretending it's Gourmet seminar. Alex, why are you so hot? Even his voice is hot! And funny too! Damn it Salty! You know what happens to him. Remember the cardinal rule you learned in Recapping 25 Year Old TV Shows School- Do not get attached to single-digit-episode guest stars! It's been less than a minute since he first appeared on screen, and I'm already enamored with their immediate and obvious chemistry. They tried to force that same type of chemistry/ dynamic with Jason through an entire season and it fell completely flat on its face. And I can tell you why (besides the fact that Jason and his storyline sucked eggs). In my humble opinion, JasonDiggerStiles was too similar to Lorelai. And it's never wise for Lorelai to date herself. It opens up a terrifying vortex, one which the world's premier Vortex Scientists have dubbed "Season 4".

An incredible businessman and probably good in the sack, too. Uh, just a hunch.

You two are going to break my heart. Until then I'll just try to enjoy the ride. More Francie crap. I am going to skip skip skip but I do want to observe what's on the lunch menu at the Chilton caf.

Mashed potatoes with gravy, asparagus, an apple and a can of Redbull for Paris. Rory is having her favorite beverage, a Hansen's soda (Raspberry flavor); along with a bag of Doritos. Plus, some kind of sandwich, but it's not her usual Prison Cafeteria Special of two slices of white bread. It looks to be some kind of wheat or rye bread with unidentifable innards. Possibly a BLT or roast beef with tomato? And a book for some nourishing carbohydrates.

A better view. We have deli meat.

I'm still skipping past the Francie crap, but I have several important questions first. Since when does Chilton have a parking garage? A dimly lit, empty one at that? Are there enough students and faculty for a parking garage to make sense? Is this parking garage ever seen again? Is this somewhere off campus?

Ahhh! There has been one Dimly Lit Confrontation per episode for the last 3 episodes. Dean vs. Jess on the dimly lit street. Dean vs.Jess in a dimly lit school hallway. Rory vs Ginger Spice in a dimly lit parking garage. But this one lacks the steamy sexual tension of the previous two. Pass. Back at the Inn, Michel admits to Lorelai he once...killed a dog? I think? Doggy annoyed Michel and doggy went bye bye? Wink wink? I don't want to think about this. Sookie's spazzy friend from the seminar shows up at the Inn sans Alex, which means he is irrelevant to me. Mr Irrelevant Joe doesn't know Sookie is married and admits he's had a decade long crush on her. Now she has to break his heart. Oh, sweet, sweet, pointless filler. Lorelai exclaims "That's some real Gatbsy pining." I mean, Luke came pretty close to Gatsby levels of pining. Where's his recognition?

Worth a shot. Sookie tells the Joe guy that she's married. He understands. We will probably never see him again. The end.

Embrace it, my Lesbian Whore friend. Rory and Lorelai rehearse sample questions for the upcoming court deposition. Yawn.

The kid has a lot on his metaphorical plate these days, you know? Cut him a break. You know what fucking bothers me? I have this clear memory of Jess making a brief appearance in this scene where Luke berates him (in person) for screwing up the food order! Time to go full conspiracy theory mode. What are They hiding from us? Where is Jess? How deep does the rabbit hole go? Since when is Jess responsible for placing supply orders for the restaurant in addition to waiting and bussing tables for meager tips, working at Walmart, and going to school (sometimes)? That's your job, Uncle Luke. And if he screwed up the order, you're still his manager, why weren't you supervising him? Is he getting a raise for these additional responsbiltiies or is he still getting paid in acorns? Stop the madness! I KNOW HE WAS IN THIS SCENE! More Francie crap. This time its between Francie and Paris in a bathroom with a tampon dispenser serving as a lovely backdrop. LET'S WRAP IT UP, PEOPLE. Rory and Paris vent their (sexual) frustrations through a fencing match. Paris is mad at Rory for reasons I don't understand or care about. Emily is mad at Lorelai for being both too honest and too unserious at the deposition. Jackson is mad at Sookie because he thinks she cheated on him with Irrelevant Joe and blows up at her. Yawn. Then more Francie crap. There is way too much estrogen in this episode.

But with less than a minute remaining, Alex calls and saves the day. He provides a much needed boost of testosterone to wrap up the episode. And I get to see his furnishings. Well, I was already informed of this, but if i didn't know, now I'd know...what I'm saying is there are fingerpainted pictures on the wall behind him. The dude has small kids. He's a confirmed DILF! Michel leaked Lorelai's phone number to Alex and we thank him for that. I'm still not going to overlook the whole erasing a dog thing.

You mean like how Luke buys Folgers and disguises it as his own blend?

Smooth as a fresh jar of Skippy.

...Says the woman who doesn't know when she's being duped with supermarket coffee (even when its being scooped from the can 2 inches from her face) and puts coffee grounds in the freezer.

Yayyyyy Alex and Lorelai! Yay! He is the only Luke Substitute I will accept for Lorelai. So I'm just going to go LA LA LA LA! for now while pretending this ship doesn't sink as quickly and spectacularly as the Titanic 2.0. Salty is quite pleased with this last-minute-of-the-episode, predictable turn of events. It will make up for the complete lack of Jess (and Luke) in this episode. Jess appeared in name only through The Great Lettuce Screwup of 2003, and in my hazy false memories. On the brighter side, it was also a Certified Dean-Free episode. This show is BORING without Rory's stupid boyfriends.

I do not get why we are suddenly looking at Lorelai through a window like someone is stalking her from outside the house. Dean, is that you? This episode was so threadbare plotwise that it was my first one-shot recap in a LONG time (it still took me over 3 hours to write, though! So your comments, feedback and reblogs always brighten my day and make all the effort worth it). As is the new tradition, here's the (wimpy) End of Episode Bingo Card.

[chloe-skywalker]

True Blood Masterlist

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Eric Northman:

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Godric:

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[saintalectoshomeforwaywardgirls]

7/21/2024: July is Disability Pride Month!

Dulcie is our most visibly disabled doll, which is to say she's the one who uses obvious mobility aids most of the time. She has forearm crutches; she recently received a wheelchair for days when that's better! She also has a service dog, Chrysanta (our original dog character do not steal!

For those not in the know about Locked Tomb canon, Dulcie was born with hereditary leukemia. She's lived far, far longer than anyone anticipated (thanks in part to medical interventions suggested by Palamedes and Camilla) but it's not easy for her. Mobility is often an issue; in canon she uses a pulmonary drain, while many modern AUs see her using a cannula and oxygen tank. She has a lot of bad pain days and her immune system is nearly nonexistent.

Her partners Cam and Pal are both autistic. Camilla has more sensory issues and experiences nonverbal periods; Pal also has ADHD and would readily admit that he jumps between hyperfixations.

Speaking of AuDHD folks!

Here are all of them! (As far as we/they know. There are a couple of folks who are still up in the air here.)

In the back row: Kavi, who has (semi-)canonical ADHD; Nora, who's autistic; one of our new girls, Nancy (yes as in Drew), who's autistic; Judith, who's autistic but hates talking about it and is only in the photo because Nona begged her; May, who's autistic.

In the front row: another new girl, Sookie (yes as in Stackhouse), who's autistic (ADHD was canonically considered for her in childhood as a way to explain what was really her fairy stuff but disregarded; I still think she's autistic); Kit, who has ADHD; Cam and Pal, as said above; Courtney, who's autistic; Harrow, who's autistic (and schizophrenic, and has PTSD, and has depression, and has anxiety, and probably has an eating disorder); Gideon, who's AuDHD.

And in front of everyone: Nona, who's AuDHD and everything else.

Ianthe, who's sporting a new wig, is obviously disabled because she lacks an arm. She's got PTSD from that whole incident; she's probably got some other stuff going on, but damned if she's going to admit it.

Miss Maryellen is also disabled! Canonically, she had polio as a child; she now has one weaker leg and, again, pulmonary issues.

Of course there's Joss, who's canonically deaf/HoH. She has no hearing in her left ear and a minimal amount in her right, which she uses a hearing aid in. She also uses sign language when needed.

[principiumindividuationis777]

[sopekooks]

besties ♡

[staarm6]

“Let's go to the beach! Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light. Bad bitches like me is hard to come by.”

SOOKIE AND SOULL RAHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ghostpawn]

i just started watching true blood on netflix lol i ended up binging s1, and im not rlly sure if i like the show that much tbh ;v; it is fun tho!

aaaaanyways, here's a sketch/drawing of Sookie

[hardcrowndonut]

Eric Northman wallpaper.

[theautumnaldemon]

Another character,,, idk if I want her to be for my original world or for TAOCC

[vikingwithfangs]

@corpseveins

with the storm raging outside, eric knew this might be a great time to hunt someone. people were scared, vulnerable, and others were in the dark due to the power outages across town. he hadn't eaten since he got into town a couple days ago, he was trying to keep a low profile and now his wait was hopefully going to be worth it. he walked into a nearby restaurant and sat down at an empty table. he scanned the room looking for his next meal until he caught the scent of something amazing. he couldn't quite put his finger on what it could be but he was intrigued and needed to know more, he scanned the room for this beautiful scent. he waved down the first waitress he saw. "hey miss, i just got into town. what's good to eat around here?" he asked the waitress, his lips slowly curling into a wicked grin. he knew he wouldn't be eating any food, but he hoped to keep her around long enough to figure out where this scent was coming from.

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, 3x9, A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving, Part VI

Leaving so soon Soggy?

Mama Kim made Soggy play guitar for 5 straight hours without a break and for that he was rewarded a small Tupperware of leftover Tofurky and $20. I see she went to the Luke Danes Managerial School (Employing Teenagers Division)

Hey you two, knock it off, Jesus is watching. Meh. I'll be honest, I got nothing much to say about Soggy and his relationship with Lane. He's fine, they're fine. I guess. Tragically over rated. I don't really care.

You've heard the term "death wish", but Rory seems to have a "speech wish" which is just the same. Why do you always poke the hornet's nest? Batten down the hatches! Speech Ahoy! Every man for himself! SAVE YOURSELVES!

So there's this post going around that asks if you're embarrassed by your most recent Google search, and no, I'm not embarrassed that mine is "Titanic man hitting propeller gif" because it's all in a day's work here at the Salt Mines. "My heart knows that whatever place you go, Harvard, Princeton, Yale..." Lorelai rolls her eyes and grimaces at the word "Yale."

(A deep Millennial pop culture cut from the depth's of my memory bank) "Wherever you go, it's gonna be great and awesome and you're gonna come out on the other side an even more amazing you!"

A fortune teller, Lorelai Gilmore is not. But at least The Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day, so credit where credit is due I guess? Lorelai seems to have had a change of heart, and she only had to display a breathtaking amount of infantile behavior (which an insult to infants everywhere, to be quite frank) and repeatedly humiliate herself and everyone around her to get there. It's the Lorelai Gilmore way. *holds onto imaginary earpiece* What's this, I'm getting word that a "BUT" has landed. Houston, we have a But.

FINE. You do that. You have as many little inside conversations with yourself as you want and we'll all have a Happy Thanksgiving. And all is right the world again, and Rory totally isn't pushing all this stuff deep down inside where it can fester for years and turn her into her future therapist's wet dream $$$$

Rory wishes Sookie and Jackson would adopt her.

Which kind of drunky are you?

or

(Look, I’m sure there are a hundred drunker quotes from Liz than this one but I don’t have all day here)

Happy Thanksgiving in July, ya'll. On the next episode of TWGGG: The very homoerotic finale. The uh, Dean and Jess showdown.

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Sookie By FickleMeAi

[saintalectoshomeforwaywardgirls]

8/4/2024: As you've likely noticed, we've had some new faces popping up around here, and they hail from none other than the show True Blood, because we make dolls out of canons that would never, ever be dolls otherwise.

Pam (Pamela Swynford de Beaufort if you're going to be formal about it) is a vampire of 100+ years and Eric's progeny, Willa's sister, Nora's niece, Tara's Maker. She's Southern as far as you know, an undead Barbie, a sarcastic bitch, and a surprisingly astute businesswoman. She was played by Kristin Bauer van Straten.

Pam was born a classic mold (not sure which doll originally) and given a little faceup (lipstick, birthmarks) and a new wig from ZazouCustomDolls. She's currently wearing a tracksuit from ILuvMCreations.

Nora (the former Lady, former Chancellor, always perfect Nora Gainesborough) is a vampire of 400-600+ years (...long story) and Godric's progeny, Eric's sister, Pam and Willa's aunt, Tara's grandaunt. She's British, a shrewd politician and unrepentant intellectual, and she's working on her impulse control. She was played by Lucy Griffiths.

Nora was born a Chrissa and given a slight faceup (birthmarks, lipstick). In the group photo, she's wearing a purposely silly outfit for Pride; in the solo shot, she's wearing the Purple Party Outfit dress.

Eric (former Viking prince Eric Northman) is a vampire of 1000+ years and Godric's progeny, Nora's brother, Pam and Willa's Maker, Tara's grandsire. He's Swedish, a playboy and unwilling Sheriff as well as a business owner. He was played by Alexander Skarsgard.

Eric was born a Just Like You 74. Someday he'll probably get a better wig, but that hasn't happened yet. In the group photo he's wearing a purposely silly outfit for Pride; in the solo shot he's wearing the generic tank top he arrived in.

All of those three are, per the above photo, bisexual icons.

We also have best friends Sookie and Tara!

Sookie Stackhouse is the protagonist of True Blood and a well-meaning neurodivergent queen. She's a small-town Southern waitress who also happens to be a telepathic fairy. She was played by Anna Paquin.

Sookie was born a Joss and given a DandyDollDesigns wig. She's wearing a dress/shirt by dolltoybox on eBay and the sneakers she came in.

Tara Mae Thornton is a vampire of a few years and Pam's progeny, Eric's grandprogeny, Willa's niece, Nora's grandniece. She's another small-town Southern girl, except she was recently turned after almost being murdered and she's working through her trauma from that and 1000 other things. She's also a bisexual icon. She was played by Rutina Wesley.

Tara was born an unidentified Sonali mold and given a slight faceup (lipstick, camouflaging some scars) and a ZazouCustomDolls wig. She's wearing sneakers by thedollboutique8 and shorts and a tank top by lovvbugg, both on eBay.