#Sons Of Bitches

[fruityphoenix]

with all the shitty news with insta happening right now, i’m probably going to slowly leave the platform and focus more on art here! not like i have any new stuff to post (rip), but i’ll post more of my older art and probably some wips too!! and of course i’ll finally start talking about my stories and releasing things for my comic!! it’ll just be world and character stuff for now but i’m going to explode if i don’t talk about them. idk how yet but i might just start with incoherent nonsense. gonna be insane on main ehehehe :3

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

"[Motel name], how can I help you?"

"I wanna confirm some dates. My name is David."

"Do you already have a reservation with us, or are you calling to make one?"

"Yes."

"I'm sorry, do you have a reservation?"

"Yes."

"Okay, what is your last name and when do we have you coming in?"

"My name is David, I'm coming down in a few days."

"Your last name, and the date?"

"February 19th and 20th, or 20th and 21st, 22nd, 23rd, something like that, I dunno, it's two days."

"What is your full name?"

"David [Isanidiot]"

"Okay, hold for a minute while I look for your reservation ... I'm not seeing it. Did you make it under a different name?"

"No."

"Let me look again ... No, we don't have you in February."

"I'm coming in March."

"You said- Okay. Give me a second, let me look in March ... I found it, we have you coming on on March 22nd, leaving the morning of March 24th, two people in a room with one queen bed and a kitchen."

"Is that two days?"

"Yes, the 22nd to the 24th."

"The 22nd of March?"

"Yes."

"And does it have a kitchen?"

"Yes. It has a kitchen."

"Does it have two beds?"

"No, like I just said, it has one bed."

"Can I get it for a second night?"

"You mean a third?"

"No, I just need two."

I give up. I give up on my countrymen. I give up on my species. I give up on the existence of multicellular life if this is the culmination of 4 billion years. Language was a mistake. Communication is impossible. It is the height of hubris to think that I could convey information to another person. Nobody listens, nobody understands, nobody remembers a goddamn thing, it's just noise, I may as well be speaking in tongues. This is the norm, not the exception. Well over 50% of customers are physiologically incapable of comprehending the spoken word. Society is a failed experiment. I am going to fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea.

[dybalassunshine]

THAT'S IT. I'M PERSONALLY TAKING LEO TO MAN CITY. GOTTA TAKE EVERYTHING INTO MY OWN HANDS SINCE PEP'S BUSY ADMIRING HIS HAIR AND LIONEL IS BEING EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILED BY HIS EX.

[gretasworld]

Authors of books and makers of cartoons and films donot like fanfictions of their creations.

We read some tweets from Sam Deats and Adam Deats recently. They said fans are negatively hyped over sex scenes in their creation. Ofcourse they are. People donot want to see Sjw gender,lgbt and identity politics in each and every one of your products.

The thing is, people like them think their creation which they say is loosely based on originals is best and they obviously donot care about fans or what majority fans want to see. ( Take Witcher for example which is separate thing but another Netflix disaster nonetheless. )

If you think of it deeply folks, the movie/cartoon makers are themselves one sort of fanfiction/smut makers. How ? They take from the originals while disrespecting and mocking it at the same time and instead of properly narrating from original work or creating high quality storyline, they adapt and reboot and change and modify only with " particular " kind of sexual stuff like the Deats and circle jerking gang did with their work making it their version of " fanfiction " or " slashfiction ". 🖕🖕🖕

Yes the franchise may have changed hands several times yet fans loved it so far. It was when this reached your hands that it got fucked. You should understand that your work needs change and so do your weird company policies. Donot impose your perverted views or practices into shows that the world is gonna watch. Keep your views of butt fucking behind closed doors and stop ruining established canon characters and gaywashing them.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 They are all big smut fanfiction makers.

[ziigee]

Heart melting heart eyes.. Shoot me now

This will never not make me laugh.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Dick, trying to reassure Robin!Jason after he walked in on him and Bruce arguing again: It's ok, it was just a small miscommunication-

Jason, a Shakespeare nerd, looking mournfully into the distance: That's how people die.

[thots-and-thoughts1031]

What possesses people to play their music so loud that it’s perfectly audible from my bedroom from their house on the other side of the neighborhood? How do you have eardrums?? Like if I move to the other side of the house all I can hear is the bass, which sets my teeth on edge, but is tolerable. But it’s getting late, and I can hear the LYRICS in my bedroom.

[brown-bear-64]

The LGBTQ Community has forgiven Jayce Talis

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[fredmundo]

[pumpkinhead666]

1st time

2nd time

3rd time

4th time

5th time

last time

screaming, crying, fucking throwing up

[autismoo]

GOD THERES SO MANY BUGS IN MY BED

[temperamentalaquarius]

I feel like Dick and Damian definitely do regard each other as father and son to a certain extent but in a way that is so tied to Bruce's "death" that they'll never actually say it. Damian will just keep referring to Dick as his Batman, a role that has only ever meant father to him, and Dick will refer to Damian as his Robin, a name that has only ever meant son.

[thunderstorminthehead]

Bro she can post porn all day, but that dont mean she want your dick.

-Nicklas

[katseyes]

AGATHA HARKNESS & RIO VIDAL Agatha All Along, 1.04 If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Jason, on the floor: Go on without me!

Dick, crying, kneeling beside Jason: No! We can get through this!

Jason: There's no time! You must defend our honor. Don't let my death be for nothing!

Dick, sobbing: I can't do this without you!

Jason: Goodbye, brother. *goes limp*

Tim, whispering to Damian: They do realize that this is just a dodgeball game, right?

Damian, aiming at Dick: Drake, this is war. Show no mercy.