#Son of a Shepherd

[wierdartistmarcell]

I recently joined an Ed Ed’s n Eddy rp server, where the characters are all around 19. And somehow, Edd and Rolf are kinda like… kinda becoming boyfriends, and it is the most wholesome thing ever. So I decided to draw them. :3

Also The book says “Romanian for Idiots” As Double D wants to be able to talk with Rolf in his own language. Rolf is Romanian in the rp, and Double D is half Japanese. The bunny is Edd’s service animal, Albert, trained to find assistance if Edd has a severe panic attack. (Edd developed an anxiety disorder thanks to the torture from the Kankers)

[chrissignore]

"Hello, Ed-Boys!"

Decided to have a bit of fun tonight.

[to2llynottoby]

Funniest thing about the Old Testament is how it consistently disparages bronze-age hero type characters crafted by its historical peers and lifts up that saddest patheticest wet little meow meows youve ever seen

[toastedbuckwheat]

Czerwone Tatry

[jollmaster]

blood of his blood

[origami-trust]

The best part about finding Polyphemus attractive? Nobody will judge you.

[ghost-qwq]

coughs up my red dead doodles... haiiii

[samar-arijjj]

idk if children would ever be a thing for buck and tommy, but i do know that buck definitely has a ridiculous number of names picked out and they’re all the most insane white instagram mommy blogger type names ever, and tommy is just like “ohhh yeah i was thinking amelia or henry or something”

[jessicalprice]

adventures in christian opinions about judaism

(reposted from Twitter)

So a while back I started writing a thing on the trio of parables that ends with the prodigal son (which I still need to finish) and like MAN OH MAN do Christian commentators insist that Jews hate shepherds.

Like, I can't even count the number of commentaries that insist that shepherds were "despised figures" for first-century Jews and the parables of the lost sheep and lost coin were designed to insult the Pharisees by comparing them first to a shepherd and then to a woman.

So, as is my wont whenever Christian commentators make a claim about what was normal for first-century Judaism, I decided to try to hunt down their source on this.

As I've said many times, when it comes to Christian parable interpreters' claims about what attitudes/beliefs/etc. were normal for first-century Jews, get used to the phrase "no sources are cited."

I mean, first off, as a 21st-century Jew, the insistence that 1st-century Jews hated shepherds rings odd, given that <checks notes> Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Rachel, all of Jacob's kids (the founders of the tribes), David, etc. were all sheep-tenders. The image of God as a shepherd is pretty consistent throughout the Tanakh. That image reappears in the Qumran texts, which as far as I know, are one of the few Jewish sources we have from 1st-century Judaea.

The term "despised" gets used a lot, so I decided to dig into that one.

When I was able to find citations, I traced them back to an 1882 commentary by a guy named Frederic Farrar.

Farrar cites Heinrich Meyer as a source for this, but when I looked up THAT citation, it's Meyer saying that shepherds were a "lowly but patriarchally consecrated class" -- in other words, poor, but with a distinguished history and status.

So that's why everyone's tossing the term "despised" around--because Farrar just made it up. But what about primary sources? I went back on the hunt.

Surprisingly, in a number of reference works, like glossaries and Jeffers's "Greco-Roman World of the New Testament," I found similar assertions about the common attitude toward shepherds, for which they cited...

<drum roll>

Aristotle. You know, the Greek guy who lived 300 years before Jesus? Definitely a reliable source for Jewish attitudes of the time.

Some people cited Philo's On Agriculture. Okay, Philo was at least Jewish and lived when Jesus would have, although he was a wealthy Hellenized Jew living in Alexandria rather than a Pharisee living in the Galilee. But okay, at least it's the right culture and time period. (The reference in Philo turns out to be talking about the section of Genesis in which Joseph's brothers come visit him in Egypt. It talks about how they were proud to be shepherds, and criticizes (gentile) kings who look down on shepherds.)

Then we've got Mishnah Kiddushin, in which a bunch of rabbis are having a debate about which professions make you trustworthy vs untrustworthy, and one rabbi lists everyone from camel-drivers to herders to barbers to shopkeepers as untrustworthy. Another rabbi comes back and is like, nah, all those people are fine upstanding folks; it's doctors and butchers you've gotta watch out for. So they're citing one cranky dude with a LONG list of people he doesn't like, who immediately gets shot down, as evidence of the normative attitude for Jews about a century earlier.

Oh, and we've got a citation of Midrash Tehillim which says that God-as-shepherd doesn't have any of the failings of humans-as-shepherds, which... sure. Also, it was codified in the 1300s?

The most compelling citation is from the Talmud (Sanhedrin 25b), in which the rabbis discuss who's qualified to be a legal witness. They exclude shepherds, because shepherds graze their animals on other people's land, which some of the rabbis see as a type of theft.

The Talmud is a record of debates, but this passage definitely makes it sound like this is a majority opinion. (It should be noted that the passage disqualifies all KINDS of people, from those who lend with interest to those who fly pigeons, as having conflicts of interest.)

But the important thing here is that the Talmud includes records of debates from as late as the 4th or 5th centuries CE (300-400 years after Jesus's time), and the passage makes a point of noting that the disqualification of shepherds as witnesses is a later development.

So in other words, the idea that the Pharisees hated shepherds and would have been insulted by Jesus telling a story in which the protagonist was a shepherd is based either on Greek attitudes that are 300 years too early or Jewish ones that are 300-400 years too late.

But people will twist themselves into citation knots (or just not bother citing a source at all) to insist that this was a common attitude so they can position the Pharisees as hating those charming humble shepherds and their fuzzy little lambs.

As to WHY this idea seems to be so important to them, well, you cannot read about Luke 15 without encountering the word "outcast" roughly 90 times per page.

The framing is Jesus was friend to The Outcasts while the Pharisees despised The Outcasts and the Lost Sheep, Coin, and Sons are all parables about accepting The Outcast.

Never mind that neither the sheep, the coin, nor either of the sons got kicked out of their communities. The sheep wandered off, as sheep are wont to do, the coin was lost by its owner, and the younger son decided to leave to go on a spending spree while the older son declined to attend the welcome back party for him after his dad managed to hire a band and caterers but never thought to let his own son know what was going on and he had to find out from a hired hand.

Moreover, the term "outcasts" gets used as a synonym for "tax collectors and sinners." Tax collectors were usually pretty well-off because they ran a protection racket for the Romans. Outcasts? I mean, I guess? But hardly in the "marginalized and powerless" sense.

As far as "sinners," the NT doesn't usually bother telling us what, exactly, they did to "sin," but on the rare occasions when it does offer that context, it's almost always wealthy people.

But why talk about that when they can present the objection the Pharisees had to Jesus's dining with "tax collectors and sinners" as the Pharisees despising lowly outcasts, and insist that the Pharisees hated the idea of such people repenting and returning, and so Jesus was tweaking their noses by comparing them to shepherds and women.

As if, you know, teshuvah wasn't something the Pharisees were ALL ABOUT. If you want to actually understand, consider that the iconic tax collector in the parable of the Pharisee and the tax collector shows no inclination to STOP being a tax collector.

The objection wasn't you're having a friendly dinner with poor lowly outcasts for whom we have contempt. It was you're having a friendly dinner with people who are extorting their neighbors on behalf of the invaders who kill us for looking at them funny and have expressed no intention to stop doing that.

Now, there's a good discussion to be had about whether shunning Trump lawyers and Marjorie Taylor-Greene donors or inviting them to dinner and trying to win them over with compassion is more effective, more ethical, more compassionate (to whom?), etc.

But presumably we can see why people of intelligence and goodwill might disagree on which of those approaches is the right thing to do, and why such people might might object to the strategy they don't agree with.

But what really gets me is that Christians have the utter fucking NERVE to paint the Pharisees as inhumanly awful for not wanting to have dinner with tax collectors while viewing Corinthians as Holy Writ:

I mean, Paul's all YOU MUST SHUN ALCOHOLICS AND PEOPLE WHO ARE GREEDY and Christians are like yes, that makes sense, but if the Pharisees are like, no, I don't want to have dinner with that guy who narced on my cousin and got him crucified, Christians are like, they're monsters.

Cool, cool.

Anyway, this has been your weekly edition of Christians Need To Stop Just Making Shit Up About Jews And Then Citing Each Other Like It's Fact.

And there were a lot of "I've never heard anyone say Jews of Jesus's time hated shepherds..." responses: Maybe you haven't, but that doesn't make it uncommon.

Sources in which I've found it:

Craig Blomberg (Denver Seminary, Society of Biblical Literature, Tyndale House, NIV translation committee)

Jared Wilson (professor at multiple Baptist seminaries)

Stephen Wright (Spurgeon College (British evangelical college))

Arland Hultgren (Luther Seminary (ELCA))

Kenneth Bailey (Presbyterian/Episcopalian)

Joachim Jeremias (Lutheran, cited EVERYWHERE)

Bernard Brandon Scott (Disciples of Christ, the Jesus Seminar)

Klyne Snodgrass (Evangelical Covenant Church)

Barbara Reid (Catholic Biblical Association)

That particular trope spans denominations, decades, etc. It's not a fringe viewpoint.

[callsign-bunnie]

Ooh, omegaverse gender assignment and pheromone hcs??

Okay, so fair warning, I haven't written for this in a while and I operate just a little differently, so it's probs not gonna be like everyone else's. I use truemates as well. I'm open to talking about how I usually write it, if anyone is curious. Also, I'm using scents that I think smell good, if you have different ideas, let me know, you may change my mind. (Not budging on the assignments tho)

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Soap: Omega but uses very heavy scent blockers and heat blockers. Says he's a beta when asked. Usually can pass well. Smells like smokey vanilla

Ghost: Alpha, but also uses heavy blockers. Just straight doesn't answer when asked. Smells like books and bourbon

Rodolfo: Omega, sometimes uses scent blockers but he trusts the Vaqueros enough to not really bother. Was on heavy blockers the entire game though because of their guests. Smells like sweet wildflowers in the rain

Alejandro: Alpha, doesn't hide it. No need to. Smells like cinnamon and fresh cotton.

Price: Alpha, doesn't hide it, but uses blockers on missions for stealth. Smells like cigar smoke and whiskey.

Gaz: Depends on the story/ship, but I swing between Beta and Omega. Wears blockers if he's an omega, smells like a thunderstorm.

Graves: Alpha, reluctantly. Doesn't wear blockers unless stealth is needed. I dunno why but I think he smells like a sunflower field

Laswell: Alpha, wears heavy blockers, but is honest if asked. This woman smells like lavender and vanilla

Farah: Again, depends, but I lean towards Omega but doesn't hide it. Smells like brown sugar and fresh bread

Alex: Alpha, hides it. Smells like sweet bread dough.

Roach, just as a bonus: Beta, doesn't need to hide it. Old books and smoke. (Heh, sorry.)

I dunno if I’d ever do a full fleshed AU for omegaverse, but I may be persuaded to rewrite a few missions here and there from an ABO perspective.

[thecruellestmonth]

I actually enjoy Bruce Wayne as a character a lot, and while I love expounding at length about his flaws and failures, I also like it when he's portrayed as a likeable person.

This might come as a surprise because I'm such a hater about him constantly. But I only act that way because too many people hold up a picture of him being nice to a random child and then say, "Does THIS look like an abuser to you? 🥺"

Which makes me want to bite something—because, you thoughtless ass, that's not how abuse works.

[addiemilfgomery]

i may never be able to put my feelings into words but trust i will be able to find a way to insert my favorite ships in any conversation

[candlecoo]

sketching some possible designs for stickers/charms, don’t know if I’ll be using them but I think they’re cute

[infrakrasnyy]

By the shores of Son-Kul

[snowthornes]

Beautiful art of my Brightburner, Thorne Briers, by Yuki @yuuugay !!! I will never. Never stop staring at this. He captured him so perfectly. His hair, his gaze, his earrings, the air of elegance he exudes? (which is very much a lie btw — he's the Blest equivalent of a sopping wet cat in disguise). I have been screaming about this for hours and I will not be stopping now. AHHGHGH

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

baby boy baby; sopping wet beast