#Someshit

[whatsabriard]

Happy “In Death” day to those who celebrate.

[miksterrr]

so like how long do yall think it took for the guys to tell lloyd zane's a robot?

[meshyjournalofinterests]

"o noez!! fandom 1 is gonna end up liek fandom 2!"

"its gonna be as bad as xyz fandom"

"(insert character) is gonna be the next (insert character)"

SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

*after showing a picture of Auron while streaming*

Faust reading chat: how old is your brother? TOO OLD FOR YOU!!

*Turning and looking into chat's soul*

Faust pointing at them: stay away from my step brother you guys.

[ekkisshed]

WHAT IS WITH QIU DOING THAT.

AND THEN THIS??

I have a hard time understanding characters tf is happening rn💀

[ioniansunsets]

✖ Heartsteel!Kayn Birthday Special ✖

✖ Heartsteel!Kayn Birthday Special ✖

✖ Word Count: 836

✖ Tags: Established R/S

✖ A/N: I think of this as a 10pm-2am party on the 30th so Kayn can quietly pretend its a party for his real 31st Birthday.

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It was irritating, he'd have to admit. A full day of media and paparazzi chasing him. All he wanted was to by your side, to celebrate with you, to not have to phase through walls just to hide from the crowd. The crowd that was even worse than usual because it was Halloween night. He clicks his tongue as he pulls his facemask up to hide away from the crowd.

" Gods help me."

He whispers angrily under his breath. Almost like an answer to his prayers, Ezreal pops up and drags him down an alley, helping him to slip away from some fans and find his way to the club that you told him to meet you at. It was the usual spot, Heartsteel's favorite bar, the bouncers already waving to let Kayn and Ezreal in.

" Everyone's waiting LMAO! You're so late." " You're late too loser. The fuck you on about!"

Ezreal laughs as he flings the doors open. You, with the help of some others in Heartsteel booked out the entire club for Kayn this night. A hustle and bustle as K/DA and some other friends of Kayn's hang out, laughing and drinking. Cheers from everyone as he walks in, everyone wishing Happy Birthday on what he personally thinks is the wrong day. But attention is attention and he can't say no to a little fun at night. Everyone in little Halloween costumes, high fives, loud laughs, awkward hugs he talks to everyone, socializing and thanking them for the wishes. Yone graciously DJ-ing for the party, Akali pointing him a middle finger as they make eye contact but showing up to the party anyway, Sett and Aphelios trying a hand behind the bar to make drinks for the party. K'Sante sitting by a table talking to Alune and the rest of K/DA. But still, something was wrong, he sees all his friends but where the hell were you? The you who was arguably the most important person to him. The you who were the one who invited him here anyway.

" Happy Birthday Kayn!"

At the sound of your voice he perks up, immediately putting his drink down to turn and find you. As he spots you a little away he basically runs over to throw his arms around you, lifting you up and giving you a little spin as you hug him back.

" My favorite person! Where the hell were you! I'm only here because you told me to come by the way."

He sticks out his tongue in mock irritation, arms still around you the whole time. All the attention and well wishes from everyone could never compare to your love. Ah how he loved your smell, your cute laugh, your stupid teasing smug face as it stared at him. He leans down giving you a quick kiss before letting go. Resting his arms across his chest waiting for a good explanation from you.

" Took a while because I had to get this finished for you."

You defend yourself, you hold up a present for him. It was small, suspiciously small for a gift for someone as amazing as him, but it was from you so like hell he won't complain. Picking up the box for your hands he holds it up, shaking it a little, no noise. Curious now he opens it, face immediately lighting up. He puts the wrapping down behind him as he holds up the gift.

" Oh fuck is this...?"

You nod as he examines it, a custom guitar strap. Designed like his recently solidified aesthetic from the Paranoia MV, bright colors, a yellow base, pink, purple and green accents with an imitation of his signature down the strap. Little handmade patches of him and Rhaast on the corner, hearts the colors of all the boys around the middle, and finally your initials sneakily sewn in the underside next to Kayn's right where the strap would meet the guitar, there, yet hidden from view so he could still use this on stage. A beautifully thought out way to have something of you near him all the time, even when he was on tour, on stage or in his studio. How personal... Kayn laughs, a hand returning to pull you into him, he leans down close to your ears as he growls out softly,

" Damn babe...you're going to make me emotional."

A blush rising up your face, Kayn turns to give your cheek a quick kiss. A hand sneakily rising up to wipe something away under his eyepatch. You take note to tease him about it later.

" All custom made and details hand sewn by the way, I got K'sante and Sett to help me."

" Thank you. Amazing gifts from you as always."

After a quick kiss on your forehead, he pulls away from the hug, hand wrapping around yours as he drags you to the bar, the brightest smile on his face as he gives Aphelios a nod to make drinks for you two.

" Now let's properly celebrate together."

[svrlobotony]

[st4rkissedwebz]

Hi since i think i stayed quiet for too long im finally gonna talk about everything salva aka @ wir3_r0t did to me while we were friends.

They were uncomfortable to be near in general.

They would speak without thinking, i honestly felt like a child even a dog because of how he treated me.

He would often sexualise my character designs and sometimes rarely my ocs. I used to not bat an eye at it but eventually started being uncomfortable.

Later on i was ignored and kinda thrown aside when they befriended someone else.

When i tried to explain them that their behavior and the stuff they did was wrong the only responses i got honestly Just felt like guilt tripping to me at that point because they never bothered to change.

Id like to mention he would almost always found a way to add sexual stuff into the roleplays he was in which not only made me uncomfortable but also some others aswell.

Example being him once trying to shove rape into the showfag roleplay blog which made lots of people uncomfortable.

Many of the stuff he did in the showfag blog made people uncomfortable.

I felt forced to ship something that i didnt like because i was his friend and he was obsessed with it so it felt like i was just forced to like a ship i didnt enjoy. Even being put into a gc abt it even tho i didnt ask to be in it.

There was times in our friendship where i felt like i was actually being treated like a dog. Even being called a 'good boy' once which made me really uncomfortable.

I felt dehumanized and honestly treated shitty.

My mental health got worse because of how i was being treated.

The amount of breaks i had to take were caused by that.

Im sorry if this is kinda messy i had to write this at 3 am.

I dont want to drag this bullshit more i Just want to let this out because ive been quiet about it for too fucking long.

[nyaskitten]

The thing about villains like Chen, Iron Baron, Vex, Vangelis, and Beatrix is that unlike the Overlord, they really FEEL like purely evil!

Chen has several piles of skeletons in a dungeon with a snake, he manipulated several, and caused a war which led to the extinction of an entire Serpentine species aside from Pythor! He's also a shitty father! I love him because he's such a shitty guy!

Iron Baron has canonically murdered his own people in cold blood, just to uphold his lies that the Oni are still very-much present. In fact, I bet he murdered them because he saw there were no Oni, and he was banking on the Oni killing off all his men, and he didn't want these guys snitching! He also hunts, enslaves, and feasts on innocent dragons! I love him as a villain because he's TERRIBLE yet so interesting...

Vex manipulated Zane into over-taking an entire realm, wiping out a race of beings aside from Krag, and freezing whoever may have been a threat. He was telling Zane what to do, it was under Vex's guidance that Zane forcefully took control of all those innocent people and turned them into his icy slaves! As a villain, Vex serves his cunt purpose and I love him for it!

Vangelis stole sacred artifacts from two races, then ENSLAVED said races, forcing them to mine all day and night. He made skeletal soldiers to beat the Geckles and Munce, he invented a divide between them which kept them from rebelling! He also cut off his daughter then acted like it was Cole's fault! He's interesting due not to any special character moments but again, just how shitty he is!

Beatrix is. A Doozy. She oppresses her people, locks up (and possibly executes, that's more a HC though) any who dare defy her, and has zero qualms draining the life out of dragons to keep the lights on. She also murdered her father, despises outsider cultures, and wishes to force all under her Fascist/Authoritarian/Totalitarian/whichver-fits-Imperium-best regime! She wanted to oppress all cultures that weren't the Imperian way of life, and she couldn't care less for the needs of her people! Only that they treat her as a God! And I love her for it btw.

[maliciousalice]

Hear me out (or don't... it's fine I'm just venting and mean) yeah um I don't believe Chakotay was saved in Prod*gy s2.

[trashy-roadkill]

About time I actually draw twisted designs, SHOUT OUT TO FOLKS WHO DRAW TWISTED DANDY CENTAUR-LIKE, YALL WERE MY INSPO FOR THIS, kinda had a bit of that one myth, Kuchisake-Onna, for some inspo regarding a "they look safe but aren't" vibe lol I'll clean it up and add a bit more to the design maybe

[darkwizart]

this one's for the three atoms of grendizer fandom on here (°u°)b

[insufferablemod]

would laios try n eat the imps.....

[goozeghost]

happy birthday cry of fear !! WOOHOO!!!

[bluegrasshellbard]

Birchboy sketches (again)

[tinystepsforward]

the thing about being one of those cunts who first bought a domain name at 16 (for the tumblr i had back then. rip) is that i'm very aware that you can do fucking whatever. there was a year where purely to vex a friend i bought [shipname] dot com and redirected it to their fic on ao3. you truly can just do whatever for about $10 usd, less if namecheap is having a sale